Neptunia thread

If you like very cute girls and don't care too much about the gameplay, then you should definitely give it a try.

Is there a nep with the same softness as pic related?

I need to know for research reasons.

Do you like cute girls?
Do you hate good gameplay?
Do you like to pay for your pornl?

Since you like Senran Kagura the answer to all these 3 questions is yes, so Neptunia is just the game for you

Of course there is.

Vert would be likeable for it not her "muh little sister" trope.

She doesn't mention it too much, and it's pretty understandable considering everyone else has one.

I'm not sure how EA and bethesda would be like with neps but I'm pretty sure one part of vert's presentation would be pleading to the audience to give her more shares to finally have a little sister even showing some drawing of how she would look like (a.k.a. xbone s)

a bit of spaghetti falls of her pocket after that

Except Vert goes on about not having a little sister all the fucking time.

Speaking of Vert that was a passable conference, I'm actually considering getting a Win10 now because Scalebound

I liked how she didn't make my eyes and ears bleed, unlike the first two conferences.

I don't know how much longer I can resist Win10, with games forcing you to run it with directx11 and the whole crossplay thing

Yeah seeing how cringe worthy was EA was and PC is now it was ok.

Full loli cast Nepu game when?

Never, things are only getting bigger from here.

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Man, that picture had potential but it's blocked out by those enormous things

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I'm so glad we don't have a PC nep because I'd be shitting on her right now

Don't bully the not yet existing nepu!

There's another thing they have in common: They're both worst girl.

So Pokéneps are a thing on deviantart.

I can't handle this.

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what the shit is this fuck

Ok Ubisoft stream just beaten up the level of cringe.

What the fuck???

Good news everyone, it seems deviantart has discovered a portal to Gamindustri and has brought the neps into the 3dpd world.

Which one would you nep?

A shotgun shell to each of them.

And for once, I don't think anyone here would disagree.

I disagree, they don't look too bad

I'd nep none of them, but kudos for the effort.

Would not Nep.

Here's another angle. Are you still sure you'd go Nepgear on them? Even shy Noire with her new lip piercings?

What the fuck is with their faces everything looks wrong
Also this times a million, non ear piercings are a surefire mark of pure crazy

You learn in the cruelty of the real world to properly interpret warning signals, user. Let me be clear: each of those girls is probably good for a conversation or two. Even a bagle and your choice of beverage while you geek out about your favorite things is fine. But you're digging your own grave if you do anything further than that.

Steer clear. Fantasies are great, but reality always has a way of brutally destroying what you find dear and comfortable.

I'll give them props for the costumes. Those look pretty nice.

Lip/nose piercings are shit tier.

Tongue, nipple or corset piercings? Now we're talking.

Perhaps 3d neps were a mistake. Let's go back to 2d neps for a moment.

The update on the RB3 translation in the OP is a over month old. D-did it die?

It may be too late now…

they are all cute, would nep

Vert-sama just got her sister, don't make her sad with this stuff user

What? No. An user that's a part of the team came into the the last thread or the one before it. Progress is slow but continuing.

The only neppable one is 5, and that's only because there's so much photoshop that it counts as 2D.

We're gonna need a lot of paper bags with the Nepgyaa face on them.

Either that or a cardboard box painted like the square Nepgyandum head.
Perfect cosplay.

This >>9686525, small update was posted here but not posted in /nep/. It won't just suddenly die, don't worry.

2 is pretty cute tbh, 3 and 5 aren't too bad eitherfor 3DPDs

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There's a lot of people cosplaying neps. I thought it was a more obscure franchise than this.

DELET THIS

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Are we back

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I want the fat 3D to stop being posted. I want to not have nightmares please

Given the current condition of the thread I'm not sure it's a good thing that we're back

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I want 3D to stop being posted in general.

Little sister for Vert soon?

don't forget all the deviant art shit/fetish art I think it should also stop

and I feel specially bad for plutie after seeing all the shit art she gets

Very soon in our dreams

I wanna meme Vert sisters into reality

Vert will NEVER have little sisters that don't love her very much!

I'd rather give her daughters.

You know what you must do for your Goddess.

huh?

Blanc looks ok- but she's upside down so that might be affecting how I judge in comparison to everyone else.

you know this going to happen.

Xbone slim was announced during E3

more like x-skinandbones

So, loli Vert will be a thing.

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well done

Now if only Nisa would stop fucking up on those translation jobs..

I was out a lot last day or two so I've only caught bits of yesterday's and MS's today. This is my wildly inaccurate take on it with Neps.

Plutia fell asleep before the presentation and was still sleeping when the curtains lifted. Ran off and cried after being embarrassed.

Tried selling copies of old Leanbox games modified with less efficient graphics filters. Run off stage by Guild mercs lead by IF.

Basically a long spiel about how she's great, Leanbox is great; picks up a doll in the middle of the presentation and says, "this is really my little sister, especially if I believe". Runs of stage in tears. Rest of presentation is her in bikini shots.

It's not dead, just going very slowly. A couple of threads ago it was announced that the main game was ready and DLC was being worked on.

I also believe that there is a picture of everybody's favourite protagonist's VA cosplaying as Purple Heart

this one is also pretty, and yes, there is one somewhere

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Yet one more thing I've never asked for. He reminds me of some jewish politician/comedian a bit.

Back from sleep. And apparently, hardships never come alone.

Remember the guy who stole my games, including my PS3 and my Neptrilogy ? He came back, breaking the front door in the process, with the intent of stealing more things. Good thing the neighbours were present and awake, as they clearly saw him (under a state induced by heavy drugs, in addition) before he ran away.

Considering it confirms even more that he was the thief, I hope I won't meet him again, or I might channel my inner Iris.

If you can, please post Gears. I need it.

What are the laws concerning guns and self-defence there?

You know what to do

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I'm actually on a self-defence clause. Which means that, should I meet him by chance and should I openly attack him, as long as the physical damages don't exceed five times the amount of stolen items' prices, I'm okay.

Which means I will probably destroy him the moment I face him.

Strange that he would come back to the same place. Sounds like it's a good thing that you're moving out soon though. Stay strong and good luck until then. Remember to not kill him accidentally even if you want to should you meet him again, or it's the last time we'll see you here which would be sad

So he wasn't arrested after the first time?

The place is easy to break through, due to the front door being a windowed one. And while wooden planks are covering the break, anyone can enter with a good kick.

And killing him would be too easy. It's much much better to make him suffer.

He wasn't. I don't know why though, since he's known by the police and everything pointed to him.

collect some insects like fire ants or maybe a bee hive or something like that, throw it into the fuckers apartment during the night or when he's out, pray to Iris Heart as your tribute to her plays out

and now for some Gears

I still don't trust her.

no one does

That's awful gearposter, I wouldn't try to engage him unless you're absolutely sure you can take him or have weaponry. Druggies are crazy and will do ridiculous stuff.

What could possibly go wrong?

I know that getting revenge after his break-in will result in you getting arrested in many countries if they can trace it back to you. I don't know how much you know about him, but it sounds like a tip to the police about drugs in his house would be a good idea.

You don't want to know how crazy I can be in such cases.

That's another idea, but the police already knows about the drugs and did nothing. So if no one else does it, I'll get some sweet revenge while making sure no one else knows who did it.

Speaking about that, it may end true thanks to the Microsoft E3 conference.

Vert becoming Project Scorpio, with her little sisters becoming One and One S.

Would you let Vert make you her little sister?

Next time he comes, force him to consume a mass quantity of drugs until he dies. If he's a known addict then it probably wouldn't draw too much suspicion.

But I'm a boy, I don't look cute in girls clothes

I'm pretty sure the One and One S would still count as one Nep, since they're both an Xbox.
Vert forcibly being fused with Windows 10 into some kind of unholy abomination doesn't look to good in my mind

I'm a man and too proud for that user. I can kind of see the appeal though. Maybe for a little bit when the lights are out, but that can't happen since I'm already Noire's

The spoiler behind that scene works perfectly with that.

>You will never be a CPU candidate.
>Neptune will never playfully scold you for working too hard for Planeptune after a long day squishing dogoos and then offer to share the last pudding in the fridge with you as a reward.
>Noire will never gently push you to work harder for Lastation and fulfill your potential as a future goddess before quietly telling you how proud she is of you.
>Blanc will never rescue you from an enormous paedophile monster and then awkwardly forbid you from doing anything dangerous because even though you're capable of looking after yourself, she still secretly worries about you.
>Vert will never dress you in fancy clothes, take baths with you or post pictures of you all over the internet to remind everyone how happy she is to finally have an imouto (which is fine even if that's all a little bit creepy).

Fuck you user, I didn't even know I had these feels but I want you to take them back because it hurts to live now.

Neptune and Noire's didn't sound anything like what they'd actually do.

I do.

I wanted it to sound a little more appealing than "Neptune will have a nap while you do all the work" and "Noire will be a frigid bitch who browbeats you all the time for not working hard enough".

Still no release date?

Yeah I guess that is more appealing. But feels less like them. Uni would probably have a heart attack if her sister started complimenting her all the time.

I want to marry and impregnate Vert.

More like PerVert!

Berudump? I heard someone say Berudump

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ok I guess that's enough

Beru.

Just how heavy has she been hitting those hormones?

and now because of you I need to post more to use as bleach

And now for some western style Green Heart-sama.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A VERT IN CAT (H)?
A PURRVERT!

Noire actually did compliment Uni multiple times in RB2. I don't know what she does in V/RB3 though, haven't played it yet.

Just "summer 2016"

that is sickening

Don't get too crazy now, I would like to remind everyone that if something happens that is concerning or troublesome that I am almost always available, it just might take a couple hours for me to get back at you. Don't hesitate to chat me up, I'm good at helping.

Noire's best browbeating could barely match any of my bosses, I'm sure I could make her proud and crack a bit of that shell away.

The main worries are still making sure no one can break on my home again, and making sure the police works on it, though.

how much does it take to get those donut chomping wastes of skin to lift a damn finger?

They probably won't move their asses for the moment because of football, either because they're watching it or because they're making security around the open screens in my city.

S-sha is streaming right now

A bit late maybe, but have a few more Gears
also imported some more purple sister stuff

what

Uni and hyper dimension Noire only really speak at the beginning and end in RB;3

Meant that I imported purple sister's wings and her winged hair clip into CM3D2 like in 5th picture

Watching Blanc and the twins show off what's going on in Lowee at the moment

yeah but, you managed to import the assets from the game?

New "Legends of Blanc's husbando" looks good

does blanca love elfs?

Used tons of japanese modding stuff and blender but I managed to do it. Took me a weekend though

It looks great user!

Thank you, also updated it in the cm3d /nep/ thread.
I still have no idea what I'm doing though.
Now I need to find a Nepgyaa headmask modelrip

nep anons are the effectuators, the builders, the fighters, the doers.

Some new pixiv images.
There's also a bunch of porn involving raping Gear and turning her corrupt for some reason.

I know what you mean here, but that is dangerously close to a certain someone.

i was going for the ur quan kohr ah but i see now

The jap artists must still hold a grudge against her. The nastiest stuff I've seen of Gear from western artists is smelly feet.

Post more Natural Neps.

I've only got this one saved.

I have a few

Feel free to post your own images that you want converted to blonde and I'll probably do it.

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I just keep imagining the Neps doing E3 and it makes it more palpable

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It will happen one of these days! best CPU deserves little sisters

Suddenly the embarrassment and cringe becomes moe and cute.

I should've been more precise.

Neps that are au naturel like OP.

Unfortunately I don't have a lot of those.

My sides are in orbit. Nice work.

I'm coming up with nothing

Here are a few I do have.

Which CPU would spill the most spaghetti?

all of them

Iffy

Probably Neptune, because she'd just be standing there with literally nothing to announce.

kawaii~

Noire

fucking weeb.

*dusts off Gundam model, adjusts pose, then makes sure [email protected]/* */ shirt is clean*

>*dusts off Gundam model, adjusts pose, then makes sure [email protected]/* */ shirt is clean*
>>>/reddit/

Which Gundam ?

Do you have that really normal looking Plutia image where she just has her top slight taken off so her breasts are exposed and somehow this is really lewd

Damn you, now I have to fap to Iffy again

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4th one

Thanks user

That art style looks familiar from an image I have of another Nep.

Are there more

Nice double doubles. Not sure. I did just make this though for the Natural Gear fans.

Two More

Found the guy's pixiv. Those are the only two Neps in that position, but he does have a few more Nep images (mostly Noire) and a ton of other franchise works.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=4872213

she could show us her favorite sonic twitter shitposts and youtube poops.

Still would have been better than the rest of E3.

Oh come on, wouldn't you rather see a bunch of furries prancing around than Nep Nep?

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Neps have nice nips.

makes you wanna suck, bite, twist and tease them

>MFW said GF Cheated on me with another woman.

I need some nep neps doing lewd things. with other nep neps. I plan on getting ideas of what to get her to do when I confront her about it.

Tsunako lewd or LEWD lewd?

Lewd or just plain indecent?

Lewd in the sense of lots of neps enaging in the lewdest lesbian sex possible. The women she fucked was one of those traditional types and confessed to me what she did. I've decided to confront the cheating girlfriend and make her show me everything she did with her, along with any other humiliation I can think of.

well that's one way to go about it, I guess

All the lesbian neps I have are disappointingly softcore.

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Tell her to fuck off, mate; you can't seriously be this much of a cuck.

Throwing in some delicious tender lovemaking as well

oh my goodness.

On a serious note though, anyone know how far the CM2 translation process is? I'm seeing all these CM2 neps posted here and kinda wanna get into it- as the models look really good and much better than CM1. Plus I wanna try the VR mod.

Most of the UI elements are translated, including positions etc, little bit of story dialogue too
don't let your neps wait

lewd neps

It's mostly untranslated, except for the UI and a couple of scenes.

I have my phone and google cardboard along with the application that tricks steam into using googCB as the Vive.
Fuck I just remembered. All the models are not shared and don't want to share them like the Rom and Ram ones right?
;-;

the ones I posted(except "Puru") are, links in the /nep/ thread, which reminds me I should really post the presets already

Wait, so some are shared?
Did anyone get to crack on the guy with the Ram and Rom ones?
Fuck this'll be fun to experience while waiting on the translation process.

Rom, Ram and Uzume were never found, same with Compa, others were

Fuck those two were the ones to get.
Well 3rd place is ok I guess. I can still have gear-chan bone everyone I supose.

you can always try and ask the guy who has it

But it's more delicious to give them hope before pulling the rug out from under them.

Well there is Blanc.
But I'll have to look around and maybe bow down on the floor for models. Wish I knew more moonrunes to be able to ask them though.

give it your best shot then
twitter.com/sumxsum03

Thanks, this guy makes some nice stuff. Makes me wonder what he even uses to create them, and where to start learning how to do it.

Time to start the years-long journey of becoming a drawfag, already started learning Jap so I might as well

Good luck user. The neps will guide your hand

user, she cheated on you with someone else. What is the point of trying to hatch some plan to get back at her? Drop her.

Because it's AmusingNot like I can't drop her like a sack of eggplants afterwords either.

Thanks. It will probably be a long time before I actually post anything here though, because my first few hundred creations will most likely be horrifying.

Don't worry about all that. No matter how bad you start out you'll never be as bad as deviantart, and most of them have been drawing like this for years.

Bump.

All of this quality Beru-Posting is reminding me that it would be very pleasant to drink tea with Compa and Vert

I wasn't offering just you a hand, anyone is welcome.

Don't get petty, I learned a long time ago that unless you plan on marrying the girl there is 0 reason to fight over her. If a girl wants to start trouble I'm leaving and its that simple.

Well, there have been news.

A visit is planned tomorrow to a service made to help those in need of moving during such cases, and who may offer low-cost renting (partly paid by the government) and help for the rent money. As for the building itself, the visit to qualify it as unsanitary is planned for the 30th, with between one and three months for the residents to move out after that.

Let's hope it settles fast, as I'm quickly growing tired of all this.

I can imagine that situation to be pretty annoying and tiresome.

Also, you said something earlier about a Nep thread anniversary, when is this exactly?

Not only annoying, but there's also the risk of being either thrown out by the building owner trying to cover his ass, or by the police because the building is too dangerous to live in. And I have nothing behind that, and the government here doesn't care.

As for our second birthday, I don't have the exact date since I only remembered it's two days after Gamergate's second birthday. It's easy to grab from there, though.

Damn, hope it all works out then. Best case scenario doesn't look too bad right? Keep us posted and have a Gear

Dear Lord wtf

I have been drawing since 7 or so years and am barely above the deviantart level
Send help

>>>/loomis/ is your friend

Neptune met with expectations today.

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Was she hogging resources again too?

looks like she took all the resources she could and just crashed the first second she could

More edits incoming.

Lewd and cute Totori Gear. More Naturalgears are always nice.

The real question is:

How shoehorned in is Vert's sister going to be for the next mainline game?

I don't think she'll get one. Both the Xbone S and project Scorpio will probably just be regarded as new versions of the Xbox, not as a different type of console.

She showed some Yakuza stuff, told people to send her all the memes, and then wandered off.

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Who would do such a thing?

NEP?

i think some of those calls are just blaming random shit on nep

Comfy Iris is best Iris

I wish I knew where to buy this type of sweater.

They look amazingly comfortable for daily-wearing at home.

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What the fuck is this Chris Chan tier shit?

A deviantart nep picture fueled by pokemon autism and a lack of skill

What did she mean by this?

I guess it's a "Or… Both at the same time ?" kind of answer.

Well, either she play games, eat pudding, or heart happens. Heart's duty is to pump blood, so I'm positively sure that it has something to do with blood.
In conclusion, she says that either she gets what she wants, or the only thing she knows for real is that
There will be…
BLOOD
SHED

Whoa, that Vert.

I thought she meant something else.

SEX?

And hold hands

It just hit me that these pics are easily exploitable. Just replace yes with jews, for example.

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She wants to breed.
It's a Nep knockoff of the common Japanese sex joke. "Welcome home dear. Would you rather have dinner, a bath, or… me?"

That works too, maybe even better. And now that I put some more thoughts to it, although more fascist Noire is always good, but her holding up a pillow saying jews isn't the best way to put out this idea. Maybe some propaganda posters, like these?

They wouldnt look good on you unless you were a cute nep

I don't really like fascist Noire, and don't want to combine politics with Neps. Feel free to make your own though, of course.

But they'd sure be comfy.

If you don't actually want the cuts, then I think fishers and "outdoorsmen" wore similar garments. Maybe /k/ could help. Just ask about this in the QTDDTOT thread, and hope for the best.

Now thats some autism

I already have comfy clothes though, I wasn't the one asking for them. Maybe it'll help the other user

I WANT A NEP SO WE COULD GET COMFY TOGETHER AND SO SHE WOULD WEAR CUTE CLOTHES THAT MAKE HER EVEN CUTER

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That will make your victory against her that much sweeter.
Be sure to make her your sex slave, and then force her subjects to watch her worshiping your dick.

wow id just stop playing after that

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There's only one way to settle this user.

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that's not my image

Do you feel in charge?

not really

perhaps hes wondering why someone would bully a man before throwing out his trade proposal

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We were best friends almost all the way through that game. Then we hit the industrial era.

I chose Autocracy. Nepgear, Ploot and Noire followed me. But Uni? She chose Order, and decided she wanted to be with her new Order friend Neptune. Then she suddenly invaded and tried to burn my country to the ground and received a hard spanking. We made peace after that, but she spent the rest of the game angrily insulting me.

I guess it just wasn't meant to be. After we fell out, Noire started sucking me off, and she seemed to hate me before that.

hearbreaking. thats why i cant play this mod, i dont want to bully or be bullied by neps

you know what to do next game then

Is Uni about to get dropkicked?

I'd nuke her into orbit after that shit

Yes, he has to take charge.

The look on Noire's face says everything.

Guys, I want to buy a Vert figurine, but I can't decide which one. Which of these looks best?

That's easy user, only one of those is Vert, all the others are Vert's non-existant little sisters.
See the fourth picture in the bottom line, left to right? That's the only real one.

M-maybe the second last picture is Vert cosplaying as Noire?

Poor Vert.

I see what you did there.

I bet they don't even make proper figurines for the purple neps.

Noire fans are scum.

I LOVE BLANC!
Kill me

There was one PH with slightly fucked up face from what I remember, one good PH, one Nep nendo with the anime BD set, one Nep and one PH in works, Gear got the "combo" figurine with Uni and it looks good, she also has that phone stand(nendo?)
To compare, Noire has the chibi that came with her game, the above fig and the BH fig
Blanc has her own chibi and the school uniform fig

I bet those Rom and Ram dolls actually have cameras in them that the twins set up to see what Blanc and their Onii-chan do at night.
Also what is that weird cloth thing that's covering the top of the building in the background on the right?

>Tfw it most likely never happen

It hurts alot

I want a CD drama with Histy.

I want a CD drama with Gear as my wife.

You would think the third most popular Nep would have gotten a waifu CD, but she just gets imouto ones. Guess if they do one for her, they'd feel like they'd need to make ones for the other Candidates, which might be weird for the lolis.
Also, nice trips.

Fuck you, buddy.

Here's a better reaction image for you to use in this thread.

Gear and Uni deserve a waifu CD.

Thank you

Or this one.

Still trying to make Neps out of non-Neps. Some characters are better suited for that than others.

Interesting. I liked the previous one more though, because Totori has a facial structure that isn't too far from Gear. This looks way too different to resemble Noire, but I guess you meant this one to be more of a cosplay anyway since you named it so.

Yeah. That's what I meant that some characters were better suited for others. Going to have to keep a look out for better suited characters.

I know it's a late reply, but listen to this user. Learn to keep 3dpd and fantasy separated. Girls with eccentric hair colours (pink, blue, green…), tattoos and piercings are warning sign to lack self esteem, daddy problems, disregard to family values and the list goes on and on. Maybe a chat or two, but never a relationship.

Now, the lack of Histoire here worrisome.

I mean there you go

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Posting these now because I'm off to bed also Noire get.

Histy is a besty!

Oh damn, you actually got Noire.
Also, rolling.

Rollan!

Bullseye.

roll

Roll

rollin

Let's roll

satisfied.

boop

rolling

rolling

Funny you mention that…

Rolling.

Rolling

I think it's time to call child protective services on Blanc and Blancanon.

They need to be educated on stuff like that

Does no one seriously have the Ask CPUs pictures

I never saved them.

Help

Neither have I

I thought about saving them once, but decided not to because I'm usually not around when the threads end.

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Dammit, if it wasn't for the captcha I would have had quints

Do any of you see yourself doing the following with me?

Thanks user

Neptune let's have some pudding together

Everytime

Uni, do you still hate me after that civ game yesterday?

Thanks.

Noire, can I pat your head?

I'm checking again!

Here's the missing one

Rei will you make Gamindustri great again

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I never knew I wanted to feel that feel.

First answer has a spelling error.

I didn't, until I saw that scene.

I'm not the one who made it, though.

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There is literally no porn of Rei

iirc some user listed down her traits and she's perfect for so many fetishes, yet there are none

Fixed it.

File updated, thanks.

Nepgear, do you have any kinky fetishes?

I believe that means "teach me"

Aaaaaand good news.

After some menaces of going through the medias to get some help, the town's magistrate sent one of his deputies to help the people actually living in the building, by forcing the relevant services to put us at the top of the lists for new places to live and by pushing the whole thing forward. Plus, said deputy might get me a job at the town's library.

There might be a chance for me to get out of this mess without problems. It helps to have a goddess watching over me.

I like the way you think.

That sounds great. Hope things go well for you!

Theres a rainbow after every storm
just likes another nep game after one ends

A library job actually sounds really comfy.

It actually is much more than that.

During mornings, it is more of a tutoring work, learning to old people how to use a computer and its various programs, or learning to kids about things like why Facebook must be used with caution and so on. There also is some computer repairing on the side. On the afternoons, it's simple monitoring and help for the free internet service offered there.

The job is a full-time that lasts more like a half-time, with all the advantages that come with working for the city. And the only thing that needs to be done for me to have it is that the magistrate creates the job.

Teaching elderly how to operate computers is a task that has proven itself multiple times to be nearly impossible, good luck.

In all seriousness though, it sounds pretty good. I don't know what your career plans are of course, but I know I'd take it in a heartbeat.

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