Warcraft hype but also newt for the sunshine of the threads, test :^)

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I-I bet your cooking is horrible anyways

No but seriously college students can't cook for shit
Take Ian for example

Shit was so lulz when I cooked for him when we had that BBQ and he was like amazed at my "cooking skills" and I was like bruh this is just regular cooking lol

Dont talk shit on Warcraft
Warcraft 3 was the shit
Catapults for days

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You're pretty much right lol I can't even deny it

Fuck, I was expecting JOHN CEEEEEEENA

I remember that song.

kek

Quit posting caps of shitty series btw

Also learn how to cook you fucking casual, its not even that hard
I was pretty much raised by my grandma who used to be a sous chef in Guatemala and she taught me how to cook because she was like "I dont want you being like the typical man who expects women to cook for you, I want you to be better than that"

So I know how to cook now

Aren't you like sleepy at all? Its fucking 5am

Its so old
How old were you when it came out anyways? Like 10? Lmao

No :c

I know it's not hard, anyone could follow a recipe, it's just effort
What age did you move to the US from Guetemala? And did you ever go back?

Hi guys.

Ignore the link part though.

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...

Hello.

Get a load of this fucking noob

Cooking from scratch and adding your own mix to it is way better than doing it by the book, you just gotta know your shit.

Here's a quick summary
Parents visa expired since they are illegal yet we aren't since we were born here so they got deported for 5 years
We decided to go with them since they are our parents and didn't want to be separated.
I lived over there and went to school from when I was 10 till I was 14 then we came back over some drama that happened and I haven't seen my mom since, my dad came back but my family doesn't like him so I rarely ever see him
Its nice out there though

Hai hai

I can't remember.

I'm gonna boop you so hard~

I dare you to boop me 10 times

Sorry about the long response, I went to fap real quick before I knock out

Maybe you were still in your moms womb

Ten times?

Man, it's kinda early for that, brah x_x

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*cooks for soto*

You must be a shitty brother

Make it twelve

Just got off work a while ago, I had some dinner/breakfast and then fapped
Gonna sleep in a bit

I'd end up kicking you out of the kitchen for not keeping your station tidy enough and end up cooking for you instead tbh

Your loss tbh ;3

I'm going back to bed. nini

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Then again you're probably the 2nd youngest lol

Kinda makes sense

Night

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Imoutos make the best cooks anyways.

I murdered my imouto.

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By using memes irl nobody ever takes me serious.

Good morning!

Do not do that.

Which meme is your favourite?

Good morning.

Hey little bitch.

...Duh.

Heyo, Clock.
How ya doin'?

It is 3 years too late.

You know URF is out on EUW right

I'm doing good. just shooting other planes with my planes.

Oooh, forgot about that.
I'mma check it out.

Tell me the story.

:3c

I doooo

it is out on eune too

Ijust wish to

do one last run for promos

That figure tho

either promoting crusades
or calling upon the annexation of Belgium

but like, if I'm only serious that's really gross.
It's never good

your figure ~

I really like the one where you do something completely inappropriate but then you make it okay but telling people it was just a prank! :3

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Yeah but.
Memes... Come on, be better than that.

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I'm doing good. just shooting other planes with my planes.

You asked, I provide ^^

Well. I caught my imouto fuckinging with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Okay.

With 110% commitment, in fact.

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I can't sleep

I can't tell if I'm mad or sad either

Maybe I'm just on my period lmao

lmao

...

Dang straight.

Do you want to talk some more?

m-master you know I love the pain like this...

lmao

What game, Warthunder?

...8.4/10

I know right

Do you do that??

How else am I gonna attention whore?

Post kneecap.

What the hell is sucking gonna do?!
You gotta put a cast on it ._.

Good morning, MFF.

My foot is asleep but I don't wanna get up.

Doushio?

N-No never!

I'm way too shy!

I want to attend Catholic Central High School while posing as a teenager.

good morning.

dude what the FUCK is wrong with u

You would know first hand what sucking does

By being interesting or outgoing.

Show some more thigh.

Yep!!

You can bit the bullet and start curling and releasing your toes through the pins and needles or you can let me massage it.

But you're white.

You'd be awful at hoop ball.

Doing all right?

Why mad or sad? I thought shit was looking up for you after that dip

Maybe you are just feeling melancholic

That was a bad question to ask

i suppose

TIME FOR WORK

Yeah I guess we can keep cybering
Lemme hop on steam

I think I'll just let it fall off, thanks for the offer.

That's a shit / 10 answer.

Try again!

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Let me suck you and tell me how you feel :3

You a pussy little bitch?

MEH.

I am, yes.

AWFUL!

ONE MORE TIME.

Mostly scared

what is interesting about thigh

That's not what I've heard before

I bet you do when we aren't watching..

Outgoing people are the most boring ever

good luck

Shut the fuck up you little bitch

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Ehh? You guys watch me?

Y-You don't see me get dressed or anything.. r-right?

HEY BAN ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

nonononononononono

I-I have to leave

Hot.

thigh-sex

....

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wow fuck you kid

Yeah you better be quiet

Oh it doesn't have to do anything with that
I was just wondering about my mom and what she's up to rn
Then I asked myself if I would forgive her for what she's done and a part of me says yes of course she's your fucking mother for Christ sake then another part of me reminds me that she pretty much ditched us to go live her own life and have another 2 kids and completely forget about us
Now like 8 years later when things aren't going to well for her she wants to come with us with her kids and I kinda wanna tell her to fuck off but like she's my mom

love you

It's actually really cold today, I'm wearing a hoodie :3

I don't trust that one, it looks violent.

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

Be quiet and post it. and elbow too.

(♡ᴗ♡)っ

I don't wanna be white.

Wait I'm not white.

ehhh..

Just people being fucking stupid around flammables and catching the woman on fire. Gay as fuck and gay ass fucking fuck.

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and thigh highs?

The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead



what are you doing?

W-what

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

Then be viet or whatever, you're still shit at circlehole ball.

Ehhhhhhhh?

Gay ass fucking?

That's gay!

Decently long socks, but no.

tell that to the blacks in america

pretty much

This isn't a goddamned circus, or at least shouldn't be.

It's not like the freaks and dregs come crawling to this forum, it's that the freaks and dregs are already here.

gtfo

tôi yêu bạn

Hey those guys are my friends
My drug dealer is full blown nigger but he's super cool

I don't know what she's like but, she is the only mother you'll ever have
It's a possibility that she wants to come with you to make things better, or just do it for her own sake, depending on what kind of person she is
You can take the chance and see ^^ If you never forgive her it's gonna be a long time until you see closure

What if I happen to be super good at it

sterf

Lamw

noone

c-classified

Subtle...

Like, almost as gay as two dudes having s-sex...

Well, are you?

You're lamw!

Wow you're so lewd!

stop hitting on my boyfriend you sick freak ?!?!?!!?!?

Hellooo

No, not really.

He left in the middle of a game yesterday and never came back. I'm assuming his mother pulled the plug on the modem and told him to go to bed.

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fight me, sugar-tits.

We had dirty lewd sex that we both felt massive shame over the things we experimented with but are very open to trying it again

Your mom is so gay,
She got herpes
and it wasn't from kissing

Accept Jesus and ascend into heaven

cops dont care anymore, if they shoot any of them all that happens is paid time off

Ohh
My internet died and didn't come back until morning, honestly
Sorry for that

I didn't feel any shame?

I think my dog did though.. he keeps looking at me funny now

Nooot! purest in the branch

But Jesus Christ is already my nigga

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The internet only 'dies' or cuts out because that is God's will. These are signs to make you see that you are sinning and that Jesus Christ is the only way to redemption.

Well I'm black so I can teach you!

I'm weak!

Stop bullying innocent little girls you monster!

It much be an empty branch.

This better branch off into a giant orgy.

Teach me ice-skate stick-puck.

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butt I's not having a lot of luck at this

... >_>
Goodbye.

Nice. I think?

We almost won anyway.




later, doing -REDACTED- to appease my oppressors.

good thing I have -REDACTED-

h-he made my dog do things to me while he watched.. I secretly liked it but don't tell him

No wait don't go I wanna tell you something

no bully

I could basically be monk

Gotta keep you submissive.

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Didn't know you had a dog.






I'm an unbiased partisan

I know she is and that's why I'm so hesitant about being a full blown asshole on her.

The sad part is that I rarely even remember my mom anymore, and what would really piss me off is that if she came and saw my imouto she left when she was barely like 2 and she were to say "I'm your mother" I would fucking tell her she has no right to say that since my grandma and sister raised her while she ran off to do her own thing
Who knows maybe she wants us to forgive her and I probably would but its just, fuck I dunno
I shouldn't even be blogging about this shit here in thread lmao

Brought it here from my parents house on christmas

no stop

Speak boy

forgot my other dot

Hello.

kinky.

..............

I posted that pic first
Pls no copying

BOY IF DONT

?

Soto, not everyone has a perfect family situation.

Sometimes we don't know our parents or relatives.

You don't have any obligtion to be a son or daughter to a parent, or a grandchild to a grandparent, but despite resentment you can also make a new family member by getting to know them.

Unless you fucking hate them right away and they are annoying as shit, fuck em

Very !

I'm eh-scared...

Thank you, this is wonderful.

Lewd monk.

Oh please, you literally wouldn't even have to do anything to accomplish that.

wixBrix wixBrix ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

I'll be a white plantation owner if you be my slave.

post video.

Wow, you sure know how to keep interests on you.

I really need some food, brb

monk can't be lewd! that's their thing

Sorry-eh.

!

are these twitch chat jokes?




I wish I were a little bit taller, I wish I were a baller, I .. ah... hm... zzZZZZzzZZZzz

But you're so cool and all I want to do is to be more like you! You are my rolemodel.

what kind?

i-i'll record it nexxt time he wants me to do it, it hurts a lot though doggies are so rough

....

What do I say?

Good.

Pretend to be a black slave and I'll be the plantation owner.

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I'm willing to give her a chance
Its just gonna feel weird actually having a mom for once since she never was there
Who knows it could be fun, it could be anything but fun.

Growing up without parents sorta became normal so if they were to come back it'd be weird as shit

It's not an interest babe, it's a way of life.

That's not what I saw on that porn site that one time.

Yeah, wixBrix is witwix's brick wall emote thing.

.........

Im white.

little bitch's way of life.

That made me smile
Thanks Mordin :3

Rottweiler

is goggles going to be the next wolverine?

absolutely.

Okay that's just making me feel weird now.

Stop it.

No.

Goggles is mean.

This isn't Goggles.

This is Chii with an Austrian proxy.

I said pretend you dingus

Giggles has always be a right cunt m8

radical m8

Yeah nah don't step ere' m8 I'll fuckin nip ya

i request deadpools autograh when this goes down

nipping nips is off limits!

I killed him

I forgot the golden rule of shopping
don't shop if you're hungry

You watch that??!!

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I'll kill you.

you cant kill the pool of dead

got extra sausage huh? :^)

Not anymore it's not

;_;

uh oh..

nope

way too much chips and chocolate

*lick*

Ur dead kiddio

Ill fight you..

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wwhat was that for??

b-um-p

how is that such a bad thing? you know aside from for waist lines

...

costs money! I could spend that elsewhere

I don't get fat anyway

interesting.... are there anymore ways in which you are perfect tokai? cause im starting to run out of room in my head to remember them all

she looks like she likes the staff a bit much

ehh I can do judo

less impressive but still intriguing, how good are you at it? can you judo chop people to defeat them?

...

hey you

Hello how are you today

...What is with ?

...

tired but great how bout you?

which part? if its the test part test got complainy about my ops only being newt or newter so i continue to add it just for him

What is Newt or Newter?

I can make people trip!

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Worst power.

Nothing wrong with that!

newter is what you do to a dog when you remove its balls

a newt is something without balls

new with a t at the end so it sounds like a lizard

well if you do that gif for me, you can make me trip later all you want bae :^)

not at all, its the best trait

well you arent wrong about the first one

You won't be saying that when I put you to the ground!

well if you ask nicely

You can but it won't work.

thats all? deal, can you please tokai my darling? :)

tired
gpt bout 6 hours last night

Oooooooh.

Not what was meant, but yeah

lool

Have you ever seen a salamander's balls?

that's why they're called newts.

cant get anymore now?

it was just a raandom thing i put in really, mostly cause i was making threads when asked to so i didnt have much time to think up a clever thing apparently some people took offense to that and they still dont know why it was cause who asks questions these days? lol

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GROSS
IT LOOKS LIKE A FAT FOX POLITICIAN

weell alriight

I'll do it!!

I had not.

Keep doing it.

Suure

lol

so lewd i am okay with this

Whahah, that's good.
I'm alright. Weird stuff lately, but only good things.
Playing with friends.
How's you?

tired af but for a specific reason i will be up a few moments.... even longer, otherwise though i am great!

I got a 7 day prescription of zopiclone today

time to sleepwalk like a boss

is thread broke

you little brat

woah lewdie

...

if its tokai, yes probably very

Don't take it all at once!

i made a teddy

yess

...

cute

I normally would, it's a neat drug, a benzo but not a benzo

but I legit need it to get me to sleep the night before some appointments coming up, so I wont

...

time to give it a bone and make a whole folder of mr.teddy

3D modelling eh?

Maybe we're just sleepwalking.
I need to get my things together, slept 3-4 hours today.

What's good Luka?

i've been SD'd

I've been doing that a lot lately it seems.

....?

I've been STD'd!

a bone?
why

i woke up a few minutes ago. :)

it's spreading like a virus

imageswap check

too late forty :c far too late.... early... i am the stupid

so it can move as if it's a living creature with skeleton inside it

wew

Ahh.

Hehe, 'sfine. I know the problem too well.

Imageswap'd, I think I've done that 4 times this week already.

Slept well?

Can't stop the contagion.

wwhy would I be special??

you're gonna get it now!

will smith will find a cure

Rude dude

bye bye

Nyaawn~

Try me~

*pet*

I should've given this anime season the respect it deserves

>w<
spooky mr.skeleton inside teddy bear!

a little. i had weird anxious type dream?
i forgot.

I was thinking something more like Brad Pitt and World War Z.

I can't help it Fort, it's like my pictures are spreading on their own!

Have a good one Manaka.

it sucks at times but damn is it hard to avoid....

um reasons that if i said would likely be more flustering of myself than anything..... so like difficult to say probably

which is to say
MINIMAL RESPECT

lol
You can still respect that something is bad!

Neglected it?

That happens a lot, although I can only ever remember nightmares.

Yeah I was only really watching one thing until my internet died last night, there are some really good shows on

At least i have dreams, vivid ones at that much too.

When you take off her push up bra
and it's a boy

say iiit!

*bomb ass karate chop*

Wait, the season has changed?
I thought you watched a lot of anime though.

I mean, some of them are pretty colourful but they always end horribly.
Or maybe I just can't remember the good dreams.

...

That's when you know you made the right choice

Yeah, it's officially "Winter 2016" as of a couple weeks ago
I watch more than most I guess, I was just procrastinating starting this season's stuff 'cause it didn't look to appealing, but now I'm hooked :c

mine are adventures! of emotion and uh... stuff?
i get to see pretty kewl stuff ♥
rawr

you get one, you are incredibly adorable and i may like that among a list of things about you as a bonus i find you astonishingly fun to talk to however little i can manage given time zones :^)

That's pretty odd, would have thought it had the same system as games with Q1-4.
I think I probably implied that, just always need that small push.

Mine are just bizarre and always end up with a hypnic jerk, last time I got shot and it caused that.

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