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Before Bethesda starts, what are you guys
EAs conference was a shitshow but we all knew that before it happened. Anything in particular stick out at you or anything you wanted to mention from it?
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I'm feeling queasy and I know seeing Dishonored 2 will be the thing that makes me blow.
Noah Morgan
Now sure what you mean, Blow in what context?
Oliver Watson
the only thing I'm slightly looking forward to is the possibility of Wolfenstein 2, thats it, and I have alot of doubt now that's even happening thanks to these Quake rumors mere hours before the event. I knew this conference was going to be mostly shit, but I thought it would be at least laughably shit, this just seems overkill.
Mason Gray
Chunder.
Ayden Brooks
DF Pepsi Taquitos Embedded Cheetah hype
Christian Rivera
Oh no. I have been staying out of most PrE-3 Trailers and Leaks. Skyrim Remastered sounds awful And now they are taking out Quake? Well I cant say I was coming into this conference excited but man a new quake would hit me right in the heart. I really dont trust old Toddy with a franchise like that. A new Wolfenstien would be nice though.
Joshua James
So long as Wolfenstein: TNO 2 or whatever they call it is handled by Machine Games, like the last one was, I can dig it, it wasn't perfect, but it was pretty rad, and leaps and bounds ahead of Nu-Doom in terms of even trying to be like the older games, TNO wasn't RTCW competly, but it tried pretty hard to get to that point and it got pretty close.
James Hall
THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW QUAKE
Jeremiah James
And i was just playing this yesterday.
I'm mad
Juan Thomas
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Jaxon Diaz
I was actually just playing that this morning to wake me up a bit and get me excited for the day. What a coincidence
Angel Allen
Is there going to be Todd Howard and Dorito Pope?
Jack Scott
Doom has the meme capacity, rip and tear and all that, which is why I can see someone as superficial and intellectually dishonest as Bethesda handling it, but Quake is not only unknown to most people, there's no way to manufacture a "LE LOOK AT THE REFERENCE I MADE I WAS A FAN SINCE DAY ONE" wave with it as far as I can tell.
what kinds of totally not written by a marketer tagline can they even make for Quake?
Bentley Morales
2 more hours till Todd and his sweet little lies
Dominic Clark
I know it's going to be pure shit, and I know I'm going to get mad when they pull out NuQuake and Prey 2's corpse, but even that's better than the horrible EA conference.
Robert Fisher
I'm kind of excited for dishonored 2, disappointed about the quake and skyrim hd leaks because I know they're gonna be shit. The EA show was just extremely boring but the no claps was funny.
Gabriel Diaz
WERE BACK Hopefully we dont hit the shitter again Lies in T-Minus 1 hour 30 min
Daniel Perez
ERROR 502 PLEASE GO AWAY
Landon Wright
Lie to me Todd. Whisper in my ears how you're going to make the deepest RPG ever with a whole new engine…
Brayden Price
I think I finally burnt myself out on Mountain Blade. Water. Pizza. Nothing special. WebM related, since we're getting comfy. Stories about fat people. Pretty good.
John Perry
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Gabriel Morales
Oh you delusional nintendrone.
Camden Sanders
See that ocean? You can dive in it, and discover ruins of ancient civilization.
Tyler Miller
I think he meant like under the rug not really having anything planned but treehouse
Evan Lee
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Gavin Morgan
what fucking video game system is that supposed to be
Mason Baker
I'm curious if they'll announce TES6 already. They probably should bank on their current successes and hypes thanks to Skyrim and FO4. Furthermore, after 15+ years of the same engine and a much bigger studio they really ought to have it much easier in releasing content.
I'm still thinking Hammerfell will be it if so but we'll see.
John Baker
Fate: Grand Order and Valkyria Chronicles. I tried to start up a Bethesda game to celebrate the occasion, but I didn't have it in me.
Just some water.
Not much. I've been a bit sick so I have no appetite.
Nothing, just games.
Soundtrack to Kara No Kyoukai.
About gays getting shot by sandniggers for most of the day now.
Pretty comfy. I'm a bit irritated because I can sense a TES6 announcement coming out. I've always been pretty big into the lore, so I just know I'll end up buying the game eventually to see what's going on and eventually mod it, which irritates me. Hopefully it'll look so shitty that my logic will win the day. So long as I stick to the rule of "never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game" I should be fine, though.
Jaxon Thomas
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Carter Evans
Farcry 3 Vimto chips porn shit
Missed most of the EA conference. I wasn't going to stay up for Bethesda but I can't sleep.
Jacob Cooper
If you like the lore than why buy it. Seems like its been done nothing but poorly in the hands of bethesda as of the last few years.
Wyatt Ross
Terraria water a pie my mom made twitch's idle stream djknux vs dj brainshit small manual of strategic decisions tired, 3am
Jose Ramirez
Thread Theme
Leo Russell
already a lie, they said 6:15 and it's past that
James Brooks
doesn't it start in another 40 minutes?
Jose Lee
they mentioned a pre show that was supposed to start 7 minutes ago
Adam Adams
from their twitch
Jose Moore
He was talking about pre-show coverage.
Ryder Barnes
For Fallout? Absolutely. But that was never really my thing to begin with so I don't really care.
For TES? The lore started off as a basic D&D campaign with a few extra races with Arena, and from Daggerfall to Morrowind was continually added upon and refined to create one of the most unique fantasy settings there is. Then Oblivion came around and did a complete 360, making the setting even more generic than it had been fifteen years prior. It was the worst game in the series by far and responsible for heavy lore rape.
Skyrim has a lot of things to bitch about as a game, but in terms of lore, it only had a few fuck ups (Daedric Armor and so on) but for the most part added onto things.
Bethesda did not make TESO themselves. That was also a mixed bag. I like some things that were added, and disliked other things. I didn't feel any urge to play an MMO that can't be modded though.
Part of me still dreams that Bethesda can make a good game again, one day.
Charles White
Post your Todds
Adam Young
Every time I see Bethesda's game studios, I'm left asking the same question.
How does one of the biggest AAA devs in the industry always manage to put out buggy, subpar games?
Logan Flores
what why why would they even care
Robert White
And the actual show hasn't even started. Fuck.
Josiah Powell
the CEO of Zenimax, which by the way was made to get investment money while keeping Bethesda private ie not legally liable to show their financial information, has connections with the Democratic party.
do you think Bethesda being spitting distance from the capital of the US was a coincidence?
Carter Perry
I'm out.
Henry Wright
This is the most painful steam I've ever seen and I'm 5 minutes in.
Xavier Johnson
it's been "hip" to shove your kids into everything when it comes to video game development or marketing for the last oh I wanna say 4 or 5 years. desperate "WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU" bullshit.
Xavier Young
Ohhhh boy.
I wonder which company will be the first to talk about MUH ORLANDO on stage.
My bets are on Ubisoft they seem to be the most radically SJW of the bunch.
All this rainbow shit today. Its literally just corporate shilling to get idiots to think "Oh they really care about me, I should buy their shit" and it fucking works, God people are pathetic.
Luis Phillips
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Colton Long
Holy shit I cant beleive they actually put that in
Oliver James
You guys ready for pic related?
Cooper Gutierrez
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Dylan Allen
If they can fix the absolutely fucked shadows, which cannot be fixed with any number of mods and look shit no matter what you do, then I'd consider it a worthwhile improvement.
Colton Torres
I didn't need to see that.
Hudson Sanchez
OH MY GOD
Julian Brown
Oh no, this is going to get bad. Really, really bad.
Joseph Clark
it still hurts.
Justin Edwards
It's probably to get brownie points to put next to the cocoa because of the snackbar attack.
Ian Collins
They've had it there for a long time now, actually.
Isaac Rogers
This pre-show is the most cringe-inducing thing I've seen in a long time. Seriously Bethesda, what the fuck? Are y'all 12?
Caleb Murphy
What the fuck am I watching?
Dylan James
disgusting, how the hell did people even like that pile of shit.
Dominic Carter
is that a trick question?
Kevin Lee
Agreed. It's so bad that I've stopped watching. Fucking Christ.
Brayden Nguyen
Jesus Christ, is there no dev studio left that is not pozzed?
Ryder Hernandez
return of the fag avatars
Hudson Reyes
STRONK FEMALE WYMNS
Aiden Davis
Are you ready for skyrim 2?
Ryan Bell
I
STAND
WITH
FAGGOTS
Carson Morris
why did asuks'a eye go blue there? fucking 3.0 was garbage.
Jordan Brown
yes pleaseuu
Camden Young
YOU ARE WEAK. YOU MUST NOT FEAR.
Wyatt Sanchez
What the fuck am I watching?
Oliver Hughes
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Zachary Gutierrez
these fan made creations are really making me want to kill myself
i need to start drinking now
Parker Gutierrez
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Michael Perry
There's not enough alcohol in the world for this shit. Just relax and enjoy the "show".
William Gomez
I'm eating jambalya and drinking locally brewed beer.
Jonathan Lewis
quick run to the store and get more, you'll skip the trainwreck
Isaiah Torres
Will there really be a Skyrim 2? I hope for the xxx mods for it.
Aaron Powell
For a second I thought he was going to jump off a cliff and everything was going to be ok.
Angel Sanders
You didn't buy nearly enough. I bought 3 bottles of liquor and a 12 pack and I'm still worried.
My doritos supply is looking sketchy too.
Michael Nelson
Holy shit, everyone who said the next Elder Scrolls game would be Skyrim 2 was pretty much correct!
Josiah Smith
Is it me or is adam less coked up right now? also what is the thing you want from this girl?
Brandon Ward
i'm glad he hasn't stopped the cocaine yet.
Joshua Garcia
The shilling is real. Fuck you Bethesda.
Elijah Diaz
Also the female host accidentally said "Skyrim's Shivering Isles" instead of, of course, Oblivion's.
I don't believe them about Far Harbour's size.
Adrian Russell
I MUST NOT FEAR. FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER.
Jacob Reyes
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Cameron Sanchez
I hope the player can instantly teleport to the quest location. Quest marker is still too much for me.
Gitting gud is a toxic culture.
Elijah Jenkins
So far it's been
Joshua Adams
Don't even joke about this.
Liam Gonzalez
Will this game allow me to build a big beautiful wall?
Adam Barnes
Anybody else buffering with Beth's twitch stream?
Carson Long
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Dominic Jackson
Sessler and his god damn stuttering.
Julian Howard
I think they know we know Fallout 4 was trash.
Ayden Flores
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ethan Parker
And he even mentions picking up glue.
The memes write themselves, don't they?
Bentley Butler
SOON
Justin Reyes
I've always thought Morgan Manjaw Webb was hot. I wish she had posed nude in those bikini shots years ago.
Chase Barnes
Is this how our fathers feel when we put on earrings and becoming edgy?
Wait, do they seriously consider it? Being able to teleport to quest location.
Bentley Wright
fuck that's cringe.
Luke Clark
lmao
Levi Butler
Why is everyone wearing a homo pin
Ryan Hill
Because allahus snackbared a gay bar
Carter Brooks
I never realized how tall Todd is
Ethan Morales
I think they're in california
Colton Nelson
Yes, let's take a look at all these super duper cool mods that entitled little shitstains keep stealing, reuploading, and denying they ever did anything wrong in the first place.
Gabriel Stewart
Allahu Ackbar a gay bar.
Colton Wood
FINALLY!
Noah Howard
HAPPY GAY STRAIGHT LESBIAN BISEXUAL TRANS OTHERKIN INTERSEX QUESTIONING CURIOUS PRIDE MONTH
When the fuck does bethesda start properly? In 25 minutes?
Brody Cruz
finished makin mozza sticks and chicken tendies just in time
Jason Ortiz
When the fuck are they going to get Cokehead off and show the fucking conference. Also
Henry Bennett
JUST WAIT FOR QUAKE
Asher Brown
Jesus, Sess is a fucking shaky, stuttering mess.
Robert Rogers
Which one, guys?
Nathaniel Foster
No fedoras, no buy
John Rogers
I watched the Bethesda stream with Holla Forums last year. the chat was full of complaints over how slow it was almost immediately.
Jayden Sanders
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Joshua Cox
didn't they try to make it faster after hearing complaints about it?
Parker Torres
BETHSTONE!
Liam Long
card games
Grayson Gomez
Isn't this just hearthstone?
Kayden Evans
HEARTHESDA
Jose Reed
I saw one of the original pieces of footage today, they did actually make the game faster.
Too bad that the other aspects still fell flat.
Jackson Murphy
To be fair, Skyrim can be decently fun. As a survival & exploration simulator.
I think so?
Liam Gutierrez
nice
Michael Long
So, is the card game gonna be F2P?
William Rivera
What's the story behind this picture
Levi Wilson
Will be able to climb mountains on the remasterization of Skyrim?
Really Beth? really?
Kayden Lee
lmao it aint even ffxiv
Alexander Bennett
As much as I've warmed up to Gwent in Witcher 3, I'm staying far, far away from Beth's attempt at it.
At least in Witcher 3 it was an extra within the actual game and had a few interesting little quests in it.
I don't even know what Beth can do with this game, the amount of retconning makes it hard to even find enough (modern) lore to work off of.
Bentley Morales
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Owen Long
At least isn't pachinko.
Isaac Reed
AND IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO FINISH THE COSTUME
Jackson Green
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Christopher Gonzalez
Evil Within actually wasn't bad. I'm excited for a potential sequel.
Dominic Collins
holy fuck, where is the conference.
Tyler Parker
This is the conference.
Welcome to hell.
Cameron Russell
To be fair it's a surprisingly long game
Andrew Brown
There is no conference. Todd lied again.
Luke Foster
Theres no way they didnt rush that shit and have them do it so they could get brownie points after what happened this morning. That is pretty gross
Colton Lopez
evil whitey oppresses womyn dishonored 2
Caleb Rivera
7 min delay
Charles Evans
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Parker King
Nov 11 what is with this date
Justin Reyes
OH BOY MORE VOICED CHARACTERS.
Andrew Bell
Did the female host just call the city, Deathwall, instead of Dunwall?
Michael Moore
Did Adam Sessler just have a stroke?
Xavier Smith
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Colton Ross
holy shit I fuckin miss xplay so goddamn much before it went to shit it was great
Nathan Hill
I've not drank enough cider to deal with Sessler trying to seem hip. Get him off stage, let the woman host the whole show.
Xavier Jenkins
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Jace Gutierrez
Shit Bethesda, get it together.
Benjamin Morris
TODD
Adam Butler
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Adam Foster
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Connor Harris
if you want to protect gays so much do something with muslims you shits, you cant have both!!!
Sebastian Ramirez
Even the fucking guns make wub noises I am so sick of this shit.
Thomas Smith
You can't rush perfection, user.
Owen Myers
So Quake remastered is a thing now?
Mason Wood
wubwubwub
Robert Carter
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Josiah Adams
nooooooooooooooooo
John Gray
It was quake all along, fuck me.
Armistice day, World War 1 ended that day.
Jonathan Sanchez
BWOOOOOOOSH
Angel Brooks
You must seriously lack talent if you manage to make a fucking pre rendered trailer for Quake look boring.
Jason Perez
Where is Toddler?
Jace Green
God is dead
Nicholas Jones
I am sure this cannot go wrong
Camden Powell
I love how people in the audience don't give a fuck.
Jaxon Torres
well thank god it's only a multiplayer title.
Elijah Ortiz
I'm not implying, I'm outright saying it. Morgan is alright
Josiah Rogers
>ASSFAGGOTS QUAKE
Ryan King
welp
Blake Gonzalez
MOBA U A K E
James White
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Justin Cooper
...
Ryan Campbell
...
Carson Brown
How can I be comfy if i'm seething with rage
Hudson Rogers
how long you guys been fraggin
Noah Bailey
TWO MINUTES IN AND I KNOW THIS WILL BE A SHITPILE
Andrew Ross
STOP IT
Joseph Turner
my sides
Mason Campbell
Their dick isn't even dry after raping Doom, and now they're coming for Quake.
Juan Walker
Gee, thanks.
Dylan Jenkins
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Levi Scott
I think Quake Champions is basically another TF2/Overwatch/Battleborn kinda deal.
Jason James
Quake Champions!
…
Nolan Cook
E3 2016 drinking game. Take a shot every time someone says "diverse".
Aaron Phillips
It's even worse, it's fucking Quake x Overwatch
They've actually gone backwards.
Easton Davis
What the fuck is this nigger trying to say?
Lucas Edwards
A new Avalanches song just leaked, it's pretty good. If you're out of alcohol and still want to endure this trying playing it over these chucklefucks. I have no idea who this bald person is I'm just waiting for them to confirm Skyrim 2: oh god we have no ideas left.
Austin Ross
Please clap.
Gavin Ramirez
does this mean that other Beth ASSFAGGOTS shooter isn't coming out?
Adam Nguyen
he looks like he's in extreme pain
Ryan Harris
i did not buy enough drink for this
Blake Torres
Take a shot for every lie and raped series
Grayson Wright
he is sweaty as fuck too
Julian Rogers
What is even the point of going there
Christopher Long
Alcohol poisoning, lad.
Jose Harris
RAVE REVIEWS
Leo Howard
Oh boy what else did they kill?
Jace Nguyen
Is this whole conference just going to be "look at all cool the stuff we did last year"?
Andrew Carter
*muffled "Tell me lies" playing in the background…*
Carson Evans
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Oliver Bailey
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Colton Lee
STRONG FEMALE WARRIOR
Jace Hall
...
Nathaniel Martinez
people said this shit was to go away
Elijah Bell
Stream down?
Carson White
hahahahha
Nathaniel Rogers
YES
Gavin Edwards
yeah
Mason Turner
Cant wait for more lore rape from a card game!
Justin Ward
I'm not trying to be mean, but who honestly cares about Quake? Nobody cared for 4 or Live.
Austin Scott
I can't wait to spend $300 on digital fucking cards.
Easton Baker
ahI
Camden Green
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Leo Taylor
And you listened to those faggots? It was incredibly successful! Why would it not be ripped off, rehashed and copied by every other big dev?
Cooper Cook
I actually liked the Battlefield clone.
Kayden Carter
What's next, a Diablo clone?
Ryan Edwards
Fuck you pete hines
Jayden Adams
Pokemon clone
Joseph Fisher
people still play Live i'm one of them
Alexander Ross
I would actually play a TES Diablo clone.
Mason Stewart
I'd laugh at you but the pain is still there.
Jordan Turner
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Brody Jenkins
TODD
Ian Anderson
Oh man, I can finally play mousetrap in fallout now
Carter Rivera
ELEVATORS TRACKS NOT! GAMEBRYO PHYSICS
Landon Turner
That's kinda cool.
Sebastian Thompson
The vault thing is pretty cool at least.
Isaiah Cooper
Literally 3D Fallout Shelter as DLC, huh.
Eli Phillips
Fucking nuka world is a actual thing? Why?
Julian Green
oh man, i'm salty
"quake's back and it's e-sports"
we already had it in Live, including the tournaments at quakecon. now it's even more dead than it was.
i probably deserve to be laughed at
Alexander Collins
what is this shitty flash game?
Adam Sanchez
MY SIDES, IT'S TRUE.
Benjamin Myers
THEY FUCKING DID IT
Matthew Scott
Wow, all they did was slap an ENB on it.
Alexander Long
It's hideous, ffs.
Austin Reed
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAH
Luis Clark
SKYRIM REMASTERED I thought it was just a joke
Justin Rodriguez
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Jacob Rodriguez
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Wyatt Hughes
MODS ON CONSOLES MODS ON CONSOLES
Kayden Reed
Hey, I was right.
Jordan Ortiz
So. Fallout 4 gets one real DLC, four shitty things, and a maybe real DLC? What the absolute fuck Todd.
Justin Baker
THE MEMES
Justin Roberts
MORE MOD THEFT
Ayden Perry
holy shit
Josiah Stewart
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
Angel Morris
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Levi Martinez
Good lord.
Michael Murphy
of fucking ALL THE RUMORS I
KNEW
THAT WASN'T HAPPENING
Liam Long
Gamers are dead you fool say players
Gavin Flores
This is great
Nolan Hall
This is going to get really fun. We're soon back to the pirating mods and underground community mods reality with Bethesda again.
The death of modding. They're surprisingly smart in marketing it though.
Isaiah Parker
THREAD THEME:
Anthony Anderson
ENB water crushes it.
Julian Lopez
oh boy another 'cinematic' masterpiece
Jordan Nguyen
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
Jacob Johnson
His name is also morgan
Wyatt Martin
How much you will bet that remastered skyrim wont be compatible with any normal skyrim mod worth a damn.
Zachary Peterson
GET FUCKED PRAY FAGS
Adrian Miller
This Skyrim news is an intelligence test. Anyone who pays any money for this can legitimately be called stupid, beyond any question.
John Fisher
I WAS RIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Owen Diaz
what the fuck dude he's not even a native american
Levi Hall
PREY 2 HOLY FUCK
Logan Brooks
>PREY
Ayden Thomas
IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE but it probably will
Blake Gonzalez
AAAAAAAH!?
Brandon Hughes
As usual, pretending that the original never happened. Fuck you Bethesda.
Charles Bell
=NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!=
Luis Miller
Time to write off Arkane, ffs.
100%, almost all of them rely on SkyUI or SKSE.
Carter Davis
Why are they rebooting Prey? There was only like ONE game. What happened to the cool bounty hunter concept?
Parker Wood
I…actually thought Prey 2 was finally a thing, but instead they…overwrite their old game instead? What.
Julian Cook
100000 revenants?
Matthew Ward
Bethesda happened.
Jordan Gonzalez
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Tyler Ramirez
Guess it looks interesting. Kinda. Nothing like the sci-fi bounty-hunting Prey 2, though… what a jip.
Joseph Barnes
Okay
Brayden Young
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Caleb Lee
DON'T BELIEVE THE JEW
Grayson Howard
When the fuck did Bethesda even buy Prey, I thought Human Head owned the license.
Nathaniel Johnson
Absolute mystery, it makes no sense on any level, fans of the original Prey won't like it because it's miles the fuck off of Prey and new players won't care about what it's called.
Tyler Jones
I can't get over how shit Doom 4 multiplayer is.
Luke Rodriguez
wait 3 free maps then they make you pay for 3, what the fuck
Henry Cruz
tons of cancerous reboots there
Zachary Rogers
But why not just do the cool bounty hunter game? They can just do a Dying Light/Ass Creed clone and call it a day.
Jace Gutierrez
I never played Prey but I already know you must be hounding my shekels
Grayson Cooper
I can't get over how shit Doom 4 is.
Colton White
this is literally fucking comedy.
Jonathan King
IT'S DEAD AND BURIED FOREVER
Jason Jenkins
That's not how shareware works, you LIAR.
Xavier Green
Because that would require skill and effort, user.
Andrew Diaz
(checked)
cheering for a fucking timed demo
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON we truly are living in the darkest timeline
Landon Young
fucking audience sheboon
Ryder Cruz
...
Bentley Powell
Even for an Ass Creed/Far Cry clone?
But thats a demo then?
Ryan Morris
It's that one fuckin chick. Her shrill WOOOO is grating on my nerves, fucking christ
Landon Cook
what the fuck is wrong with them? god damn.
and why do these idiots scream like baboons about a fat guy?
Hudson Cox
This is what video games are now.
Matthew Ward
Remember when they covered your screen with your email over and over again because they didn't want people say bad things about the beta.
Blake Cooper
That guy looks like he can hold a lot of spaghetti in his belly.
Angel Cruz
WE WUZ WOW N SHIEEET
Wyatt Roberts
where the fuck is the "demo"
Ryder Mitchell
Get this fucking sheboon out of there, fuck.
Xavier Nelson
I fell in love with Morrowind, spent hundreds upon hundreds of hours in Oblivion and tried to like Skyrim, but having to constantly witness ESO being shilled at me both hurts and makes me want to hate it all.
Ian Young
Are you ready for honourable samurai? wwwwwwww
Xavier Thomas
can't make this shit up
Nathan Martinez
It did seem like it could be intriguing, though. At least until the Prey logo came up.
Landon Thompson
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John Evans
It's probably because
That or she's an employee
Connor Gutierrez
Are they in a haunted auditorium or something? That has to be some kind of a banshee in the audience.
As awful as this is and how much I want that shrieking beast to shut the fuck up, I still say this is better than EA. At least this is making me mad, EA was killing me by pure nothingness.
Daniel Fisher
classy
Gavin Howard
Fucking n'wah, I swear
Ayden Sanchez
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Oliver Gray
it's fucking painful
Ian Peterson
Can't believe I'm saying this, but here's hoping Microsoft and Sony can save this E3.
Angel Taylor
well…
Samuel Lewis
...
Dylan Kelly
YEAH
Jason Hall
holy shit, kill that bitch. her screeching is awful
Ian Ramirez
why are they excited for making this shit so fucking casual
Samuel Smith
Everyone is seriously looking at their phones.
Does anyone care anymore?
Dominic Johnson
mind you if you go north you will be beset upon by caza- dragons
Hudson Phillips
It's more like EA was a slow venom that made me stop breathing and I suffocated slowly, while Bethesda is a fast acting venom that gets me angry yet kills me quickly.
Caleb Watson
Yeah, let's make MMOs even more of a casual cesspool.
Logan Morales
Desperation I bet, they can't go and admit things aren't going as planned so they're doing everything to get Elder Scrolls fans to do some tourism in their world.
James Ortiz
BRAVO
Cameron Price
I wasn't paying attention how'd they fuck ESO even more.
Samuel Roberts
hopefully they'll provide alcohol for eveyone
Sebastian Cruz
WHAT YEAR IS IT
Nathan Thomas
sessler + webb + blink 182 fuck this conference, almost as bad as EA.
Cooper Rodriguez
performance by blink 182 lmao what the fuck is happening
Jaxson Garcia
BLINK 182 OH FUCKING BOY
Jackson Sullivan
I think it's a great change removing the height restrictions for all the rides.
Nolan Rivera
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Brandon Walker
...
Aaron Taylor
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
Thomas Wood
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Noah Scott
How do you do fellow kids?
Nathaniel Flores
SKYRIM REMASTERED VR
Adam James
That's how.
Owen Long
MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AT A MOVIE SNEAK PREVIE W
Aiden Moore
I'm starting to think these screams are actually all fake. Some people don't care and just look at their phones.
Henry Foster
OCULUS BTFO
Joseph Cook
Is that a quote from Todd Howard?
Wyatt Hall
IT WORKS, THE SYSTEM WORKS
Juan Powell
At least they're not going full Facebook VR
Joseph Gutierrez
I took her out. It was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out, and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV
Zachary Johnson
Back to the tweaked fuck
Easton Mitchell
What's that.
John Morales
It's that or they're family members in the audience, cheering because this is what their darling husband or baby boy is working on.
Jayden Fisher
woah deja vu
Brandon Sanchez
AND THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME SHE WALKED AWAY FROM MEEEEE
Aiden Wright
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Eli Sanders
Blink-182, next Saddam Hussein is going to walk out on stage.
This one is crap even in comparison to last year.
Benjamin Foster
STEALTH MODE
Zachary White
But it just makes the whole thing feel awkward now, as if nobody cares anymore and they're just presenting to nobody.
I mean I'm laughing at it, but now I just feel sad. Also why are they only mentioning mods now instead of games, do they not have anything anymore?
Julian Rodriguez
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Noah Wilson
that bird wasn't moving just staying in one spot in the air
Dylan Carter
THAT FUCKING RETARDED TYPEWRITER
Justin Reed
...
Brandon Cooper
...
Jayden Davis
real polished trailer, bethesda
Hudson Jones
it was flying into the wind, user
PHYSICS
Dominic Watson
It's called the void engine because there is nothing there
Liam Hughes
BINGO
Kevin Wood
Why are they just showing NPCs walking and doing animations? How about the gameplay?
Nathan Sullivan
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Kayden Rogers
I thought there was gonna be a power or something making it do that… but no.
Gavin Hernandez
Oh boy
Cameron Johnson
I'm falling asleep here.
Does anybody even legitimately like Dishonored?
Landon Watson
cross off the DOOD MOOM DLC
Jayden James
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Tyler Miller
They did announce the multiplayer DLC pack #1, doesn't that count?
Jose Clark
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Hunter Rogers
Bingo? I don't think so. It wasn't full of dudebros, it was just a single female baboon.
Aaron Morgan
You had one fucking job.
Jace Howard
What is E3 even is anymore?
What are games even are anymore? Just walking and listening to exposition? This sucks, why should I pay 400 for a console along with a $60 game?
Jordan Cox
EA and Ubisoft are setting a disappointing first day precedent. Sony might have something, but Iunno. Fuck it, we were giving Nintendo shit for having effectively only Zelda to show this year, but they may well have more than EA and Ubisoft combined
Jayden Fisher
The VA dialog is way too fast, seems rushed.
John Gomez
i crossed it off during the pre show
Xavier Martinez
No, but if they keep making games for it and talk about it, people will think it's popular and buy it based on that.
Carson Morgan
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David Davis
Also I'm annoyed, they went through all that hard work rendering Dunwall and then you just have to rush to flee it. Would've loved to see at least a 'victory lap' of sorts before escaping.
Robert Hall
TESO is okay
The merging of Tamriel to accommodate all alliances is nice though.
I hope these people were plebbitors who's first game was Skyrim and weren't aware how long TES games are spaced.
Angel James
Yes.
Kevin Young
Eh, I'll give it to you.
Leo Garcia
Man this is boring. Fuck it, I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll watch the rest tomorrow.
Kevin Murphy
Well, at least so far it looks like Dishonored, probably even will play like Dishonored. Arkane made a few of my favorite games and Harvey Smith is co-responsible for Thief and Deus Ex I believe, so we're just going to have to hope for the best…
Jace Cox
So what are people expecting from the kadokawa show?
Aiden Harris
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Nicholas Martinez
So wait, there's probably like only a few games total now at E3? What the fuck is happening? I remember 2010, or even the 360 gen having loads of games to show off. Where'd all the devs go?
Charles Reyes
He looks over the railing now hopefully that happens more often rather then being a one time thing
Jose Diaz
If you want to play actual games you'll need to go back to the industry pre-2007, and stay there. If gaming isn't revived by 2017 it'll mark a decade anniversary of the industry's increasingly devastating cancer.
Blake Jackson
Weebshit. Loads of it.
Xavier Watson
every game a PS4/Vita exclusive.
Eli Edwards
I loved Dishonored 1, it looks like I'm gonna enjoy this as well
Hunter Russell
uhh man this is literally putting me to sleep
Joshua Taylor
Somebody free me from this mortal coil.
Ryan Allen
I really think Holla Forums and gamers in general need to start making games themselves. Beat the AAA with quality and BTFO them into either git gud or become irrelevant.
Perhaps this is why Bethesda is openly sabotaging the modding community.
Chase Long
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Angel Miller
Please stop
Dylan Lopez
I'm honestly tempted to.
Honestly I get why people are moving to indie games now, because there's a non stop barrage of games and gems to look for. AAA seems to honestly be dying.
Luis Carter
No kidding, that's how the game industry started.
Christopher Garcia
I'd be down for it.
Although I'd be shit at it myself. I would support others.
Joseph Perez
DIshonored 2: skyward sword
Nathan Cox
This is really fucking boring. Jesus.
Ethan Brooks
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Isaac Perry
I have ideas but I'm just an ideas guy and "director" at most.
Ian Morris
We are trying man, give me some time
Charles Robinson
Dishonored 2 looks like something I'll eventually pick up. Looks decent, at least.
Chase Ramirez
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Jose Perry
GOOD NIGHT
Cameron Perry
Having Bethesda softworks anywhere near your game is great way to get me to not buy it.
Lucas Rogers
I agree with you though, and I think we need to be a lot more supportive of those that do. Even if it's something small done in RPGmaker. If you like something that another user did, spread it around.
Start small, man. Download Gamemaker, RPGmaker, or one of the adventure game makers out there, and do something simple.
Adam Sullivan
Were they hoping Skyrim Remastered was gonna shake the foundation of gaming to its core or something?
Hudson Harris
I'm honestly surprised
Brayden Clark
Doom also has several sourceport forks that can be used on commercial games and it's stupidly easy to make content for.
Jose Hernandez
I still can't believe Prey is actually happening
Cooper Collins
Well that conference was a load of shit.
Kayden Ramirez
alright that was fucking terrible Kadokawa is up in about an hour see you guys then
Joshua Carter
I doubt it's gonna be Prey in anything more than the title, though a psychological thriller might be fun if they actually do it properly but it's Bethesda
Juan Sullivan
how long will Kadokawa conf be?
Aiden Evans
I have literally started game design because of that
Angel Peterson
Man, It's only been an hour and I don't even remember what was shown. Nothing looked overwhelmingly terrible, but it was all so bland and boring.
Aiden Perry
terrible day
Jace Flores
where's the kadokawa stream happening?
Owen Rodriguez
its happening at 1:30 am EST.
i dont know if i can watch, bethesda really made me sleepy
John Kelly
Can't wait for the pile of shit the pc block is going to be. Fucking E3
Aiden Reed
the pic in the OP says it's at 12:30 EDT, but that's not what i was asking anyway. I'm asking where they are streaming at.
Thomas Hughes
Bethesda: We rape classic games for shekels
Nolan Rogers
not sure to either of your questions I'm guessing it will be on twitch somewhere
Hudson James
oh nevermind, it seems Kadokawa isn't streaming it as far as I have found.
Easton Thomas
No stream? Darn shame.
Adrian Gomez
I wasted 2 hours of my life watching these presentations. I expected to see video games but all I saw was reboots and rehashes. Am I stupid?
Jayden Wright
Well at least you aren't Egoraptor.
Nicholas Lewis
Danganronpa v3, third ZTD
Armored Core, Kings Field, new sci fi IP
and anything else will probably be weebshit that noone cares about
Brody Martin
Why did they even bother?
Nathan Smith
Well that was a pretty shit day 1 and I loved it see you faggots bright and early tomarow
Jose Gray
Can anyone tell me the name of the music on that Gawker - Liru webm?