E3 STICKY

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I like how this thread, since it's cyclical and will have a stream in the OP, will end up just being a fucking stream chat.

This is so stupid. Whose idea was this?

Can I have a youtube stream link? All other live stream sites run like shit on my computer.

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Cyclical is a really shitty feature, it should cycle at max post limit.

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what if he has no face?

Its like I am reading a fucking facebook or twitter post, christ fucking kill me.

I doesn't matter how shitty the games announced are or will be because I always have you guys.

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I like how many people are about to call you a faggot

Mark

Why do you keep posting a "template" that's already been filled out

toche

I'll add that one to the OP in a bit

Mark is retarded, tripsman

Fucking do it, faggot.

You can just open mspaint and put a blank square over the filled in fields, tripo

What is E3? Should I watch it on TV?

Having a bunch of low quality "streamchat" tier posts is not fun, it permanently lowers the quality of the board. You wouldn't understand that cause you are a fucking newfag to chans though.

Yeah it should be on MTV

nigga, you just admitted to shitting up the thread, either way this isn't the thread for it

man you're up early.

or rather you people havent slept shit have you?

Not even your dubs can save that mistake, you cock-sucking mongoloid.

Permanently?

what are you going to do about it, faggot?

Good morning from Singapore ya jew.
I'm going to hit the hay now, reminder to not get your hopes up.

depends on how bad it gets

Okay, around what time should I tune in?

Or maybe not everyone lives in your timezone

Savoring the day since I'll have to work the next two days, I think the only other conference I'll be able to catch live is Sony's

I hope I die during the E3

But he didn't

4PM EST for JEWs

10PM EST for Todd Howard

12:30AM for weebshit

I "admitted to shitting up the thread" cause you made it cyclical, thus shitting up the thread beyond what can be fixed.

Either way I'll do what I want cause this thread was way early and there is nothing to do.
Fag.

Wait, the Kadokawa stream has been confirmed?

all info is in the op, newfriend

Whatever, just don't go on a spergfest

it's in the schedule.

You need to relax.

Faggot newfag, kill yourself.

Yes, but does that mean they have a definitive source?
The Theatre is lacking the slot, and there doesn't seem to be a clear answer from Kadokawa themselves.

I'm disappointed in you Holla Forums, post mongolian cave paintings while we wait

i know, i'm one of those, but lets be honest, we're the lesser people

Oh? well I guess we'll have to wait and see

What time does it start in China?

Every sticky is a shitposting sticky. Have an Asuka for your troubles.

whats your time zone faggot

Yes.

If only there was a way to calculate this

I did, first post of the thread. Only because it was cyclical.

Dont you have foreskin falafels to eat and thousands of dollars to waste on amazon?

I am bored of you already you are too easy of a target.

worldtimebuddy.com

good point, I apologize

Kadokawa is streaming from Japan. They're not at E3, but are doing a stream during E3.
It could be pure coincidence, but I highly doubt it.

China time zone. GMT +8 I think..

Fuck sake, mate.

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Can we Wraithporn spam the E3 away?

Got my bingo card. Got my report card. Got my beer. I'm already to start, but I already feel like I lost.

also I just wanna ask, how the fuck do people like Asuka? she's a literal bitch, I'm on episode 15 of EVA and I just think she's utter trash. Why do people like her?

How many more hours until e3 starts?

Some people like having their balls busted.

it started 3 hours ago, user

I can't wait for this shit to somehow disappoint me despite having below zero expectations for it.

for what purpose? Does EVA actually have any good waifus? Hell I was just shitposting when I said Mari was best grill, and while I've never actually seen Rebirth. I gotta say that both Asuka and Rei are S H I T

3 more hours ya chink

Shit taste

5 hours

5 until EA event, I think.

Because she is a flawed human being, and her bitchiness is well explained by her psychological trauma.
Guess people liking her are either masochists or whiteknights trying to heal their waifu

It's not supposed to, that's the opposite of the point of the show

Still didn't stop a majority of the fans from arguing about it

THE WINNER TAKES ALL

One hour

We're all flawed human beans user, the difference is that Asuka is a huge bitch.

oh god, fucking otakus man.

Because we're heterosexuals, unlike you.

There are two kind of people, those who recognise Asuka as the kindest character in the series towards its end, and those who can't connect to her character.
For the former, she becomes best girl by default.

Pretty much
And she's cute. I just post her to start waifu arguments.

I honestly don't get it, none of the girls in Eva are "best girl" but Asuka is definitely the worst of the bunch.

Why are you watching shitty anime to begin with?

EA event starts at 1PM PT, and it's currently 8AM, so 5 hours unless I'm stuffing up my timezones.

But being a huge bitch makes her better.
Basic Tsundere-Logic, the bitchier she is, the sweater she will be when you heal/break her.

I figured it was something to watch at my boys place while we eat pizza and drink liquid death

I wish I had some smug anime girls but I'm severely lacking at the moment

Well, I guess I'll just have to finish the animu before I make a general opinion on the character

why?

Why do they have E3 on a weekday, and mostly during work hours? The only people who are able to actually watch it are children, and NEETS.

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I got your back user

Got you covered, fam.

E3 isn't even really meant to be for the public.

She just needs a dicking to be honest, shes clearly asking for it but Shinjii is too much of a beta/mental retard to do it.

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Spoiler alert : Muh mom

thats literally the only justifacation you're given, oh and I guess muh puberty

She did get penetrated pretty hard in EoE

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Maybe that's the reason eva-fags waifu so hard.
Shinji the eternal and total failure makes even neets look competent in comparison and therefore makes them think, that they would be able to save the waifu

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yah sure user, Shinji is to blame here.

Is xbox going to announce their new console today?

I don't see any smug anime girls fam

Thanks

Smug anime girls, not smug anime boys

Yeah, Im sure the world post near apocalypse and having no parents at a young age is great for creating mentally stable people with current reality/year worldview.

Soon I'm getting dragged off to my niece's birthday so I will miss EA.
I won't get to witness & mock the machinations of Satan himself with you fags.

It's not a boy if it's got a feminine penis

The reason Asuka vs Rei is such a compelling argument is that both of them are pretty bad in different ways. Anywhere else they'd be shit-tier.

I mean, reifags are still objectively wrong, but there are better waifus to have. pic related for example

NO
SUCH
THING

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code word for children
code word for "cheese pizza" or CP

You really think you can hide your pedophilia, Mark?

IS THIS WHERE WE CHANGE THE [pop] DIMENSIONS?

It came hours and hours early this year.

YES
WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Both are shit, Asuka for being Satan, and Rei for being a piece of cardboard with a cute anime girl drawn on it

Too bad your waifu is dead and is from a shit gag anime

What? Why are you in China time?

Quads

So it starts at 4pm on est? im only watching to see how badly they can fuck up on stage

Now

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Yes but will this measure up to the Meme Awards? I don't even fucking remember the real name of that shitshow, it's just the Meme Awards to me.

Did she die at the end? I can't remember

Fucking embarrassing

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only works with embeds like youtube or twitch. doesnt work with images or mp4

Wait nevermind I'm a retard, it's not there because the embed hasn't been updated.

I thoguht that [pop] was only for embeds, and not for mp4s or webms

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No, 4pm EDT.

Come on now

He owns a PS4 and expects Sony to "win" E3.
Were you expecting taste from him?

What time does it start on GMT+8?

I AM READY FOR SPAGHETTI

But that's wrong.

what time does it start for central time

It's in the schedule. Look for the announcement tab at the top.

Please, we're not all social autists.

Again, how soon will these streams be reuploaded? Can't watch them live due to work/volunteering.

So what is everyone the most hyped for?

Best girl is clearly Misato.

The cringe.

There are no good girls in Evangelion. Well besides pic related.

Normalfag please go

When it's about to start.

what kind of volunteering? at a childrens hospital perchance?

Bannerlord

Anyone in the mumble right now?

only correct answer

watching five minutes of the first stream then giving up

What are you faggots drinking or eating during E3?

woah this negress is sexy. sauce??

Reverse image search exists, newfag. Kill yourself.

No, it's too gay for me.

Coffee.

Butterlord, Nier 2, DoW3, Yakuza, any good surpise.

How could anyone handle all the fucking autism?

ALL WRONG, BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH!

Im hyped for microsoft's new xbox 540 announcement.

Electronics recycling facility. Basically test out PCs and laptops. If they work, label the specs. If not, take them apart. Really, I'm there as a learning experience. Never been in the workforce before. Won't be there forever though. Will be done next week I think.

The milk in my coffee made a sign. "EA", clear as day.

I didn't even build my pillow fort this year. For shame.

again, SHINJI is totally the problem here, you're right

So basically you are working at the landfill for free.

That's actually a cool job.

OK, you're a trashman. Fine.

This E3 probably won't even be worth the effort.

he doesnt even get paid for wading through other people's trash

Don't discourage a NEET from bettering himself.

this e3 is just going to be VR VR VR look at this VR VR VR yadda yadda VR VR VR

Gween Tea

Perhaps some celeb gets motion sick and throws up live on stage. That'd be amazing.

Solid point. Sorting through trash is a great life skill that will serve him for a long time in his future NEET career.

Don't you mean A VIRTUAL REALITY EXPERIENCE?

I'm sorry I'm discouraging a VOLUNTEER TRASHMAN.

I would pay money to see Justin Beaver get motion sick on stage.

Haha, no.
I am interested in the cringe and wildlands

REVOLUTIONARY ENTERTAINMENT

i dont give a shit about the games, i'm just here for the autism

Volunteer sanitation engineer.

…unfortunately, some parts of the warehouse do look like such. According to the manager whose training me the owner or whoever has yet to clean house. There's "landfills" of scrap metal and cables.

Well someone who wants to work in IT has to start somewhere. Need the experience and such. Just wish they called a few weeks earlier.

IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCES

It may be the bitter sarcasm of the studio that she only performs because she's le faek cloen not real human bean, but at least Rei does perform. She gets in the fucking mutant mech-abomination and fights the shiny things. There's no super deep personality demonstrated solely by whiny useless bitching and flailing like Shinji or Asuka.

Asuka-fags are all like "omg she's SOOOO annoying" while worshipping literally an unreliable hormonal bitch that no one with two neurons to rub together would ever want to be near. But no, the one who's been fighting the angels the whole time and sometimes acts a little depressed or confused but pretty much always stays out of the way and keeps to herself, yeah that's so obnoxious, someone halfway between scenery and backup, oh my god, how unbearable. Really Evangelion-fags are just retarded though.

P.S. Yelling all the time isn't a "personality", it's a lack of one a la SJWs.

It will, it'll teach him that getting your hands dirty is the best way to make money and get valuable skills right now. Everyone in six-figure debt from college should learn to enjoy it, they won't be losing that for a long time.

Not bad, not bad.

A+ for effort

Trashman is a solid occupation, unlike hotpocketeer.

only correct answer

Your idea of "starting somewhere" was wading through people's trash?

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Does E3 air on television, if so, what channel?

>b-but it's COMPUTER trash!

Is this your workplace?

Vodka

Are they any other streams that isn't infinite moe?

MTV bro. Read up someone already answered this for you

What are you? old?

You're stupid and should shut your whore mouth because you don't know anything about the world

Come on now, Ive seen younger kids with dead parents at foster homes with more balls than him.
Hes a mentally ill fucktard with no ambition or prospects in a world where people saw their whole fucking countries wiped out.
And when he actually stops being a social retard and opening he cant even do the thing he was biologically programmed to do when its right in front of him ripe for the taking.

The only way I could agree with you would have been if the teacher, the only person he spent any meaningful time with fucking diddled him

I've never actually sat down and watched e3 for any reason other than to have fun with you guys.
The first E3 I watched was 2006, after the internet exploded after sony's presentation I had to watch it. Before that I just read about it.

twitch

I did a ctrl "f" of channel, and found no results which is why I asked

At least whores get paid for wading through other people's shit

I said MTV to misdirect him. Do they actually air it?

I googled it, but couldn't find it

Link, sorry user~

Ah no worries. Its in 3 hours and will be on MTV

How can anyone want to wake up in the morning with that hanging over their head?

At the very least I have an idea of what it's like to be in the workforce. Never held any kind of job before. There were two other chances for more traditional volunteering (mom-and-pop shop and installation) but they never called back.

Indoors and much smaller. Supposed to be learning much more but things have been backed up recently. Not very organized, though I'm trying to fix that.

The white knights for the volunteer trashman are the best part, actually.

No way they're airing it.

It would explain the rising white male suicide rate.

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Learn a trade, Holla Forums

Refresh for furry planet stream

I honestly really believe he is. Shinji is a tremendous baby.

I don't know, man they aired a CSGO tournament on ESPN so I think anything is possible.

No its cool. Volunteering at the dump is totally normal for job experience. Someone has to wade through shit all day, might as well be you doing it for free.

Hell if Im gonna do that job.

EDT is -4, so 4am GMT+8.

Luckily for you it's a 12 hour difference, so converting it is a breeze.

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because i want to dominate her.
Rei is way to easy.

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Thanks bro

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I'm sorry you have shit taste. Mobile Suit Gundam is excellent, but if you can't appreciate Eva too then you're just hopeless fam.

Who is even in charge of this shit?

I came here to laugh at you and call you a pleb. :^)

says the fag

At the very least I can watch this stream. Just hope in my efforts to find recordings for the rest of the week (Nintendo's in particular; part optimistic and part "enjoy the anger") I don't get spoiled on the especially big reveals, if any.

if you call me gay youll be sorry

your gay

ALRIGHT FAGGOTS
What snacks you got for E3?

ur gey

are we going to see any announcements Holla Forums?
what are your hopes?
the article is written by PC GAMER so that might mean something very important
anything to stop the evangelion posting

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I don't think there are going to be any big reveals this year, only VR shit.

how are you going to buy anything with your trash salary of 0 dollars?

Halflife 3 will be revealed to push valves VR system. They need a huge title to sell units, and HL3 makes sense.

Most likely.

Water and Despair

Calling it

Is that a pun?

I'M GOING TO THE STORE BEFORE THE CONFERENCE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FAM?

user I'd like to see 14 year old you forced into a position where you have to stop the fucking world from ending on a last second notice and see how you react. People who call Shinji a bitch would be a bitch themselves in a situation like that.

Mike & Ikes and mountain dew plox

One condom and one pepsi :^)

Peach rings

Think of it as window shopping.

Well they can't exactly use porn.

I want my childhood back.

I'm good, thanks.

One condom? You do know condoms are sold in packs of like 3 at the minimum, right?

Who here eternal pain and sadness?
At least there's Nier: Feminine Dick and KH3

Pocky

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Fried water melon.

Disgusting.

My life before Holla Forums

Necco, a shitload of them.

buy me some hotpockets fam

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buying gf

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DISGUSTANG!

Beef jerky and a pack of cigarettes.

Me too…

I dont like it when people smoke in the car. Take your cigarettes outside on the porch.

ramiel is best girl

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GAMER FUEL

water

Soon

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A hot meal for only five iron coins

I FILLED OUT MY AUTISM CARD

really nigga?

Y-yeah bro, heheh. Just a prank, bro.

If you don't smoke cigarettes you probably smoke cock

So, E3 is essentially just one big trade show that happens to have been opened up to the public, which lead me to wonder - does any other industry have a tradeshow that features such frequent displays of incompetence?

Does the Dallas Mower Expo regularly have John Deere unveil their new lawnmower, only for it to burst into flames on stage? Does AeroExpo have planes and gliders slamming into the ground, one after the other?

I just can't imagine any other industry being as poorly run as the video games industry.

videogames are children's toys, who cares? :^)

No. Because other industries aren't run by people who have no idea about the product they're trying to sell.

nVidia and wood screws at the GPU Technology Conference

They were sold out to be quite honest family.

There's a reason vidya isn't taken seriously, and it isn't because people think they're "for kids".
Almost everyone involved in the industry is either hopelessly incompetent, corrupt, or both.

Pizza Rolls.

I think he means Ana

the only good thing about the show are the giant robots fight.

Maybe he's an adult with no need for a nipple analog in his mouth at regular intervals?

Those would make an amazing pokemon evo tree.

Oh shit, these are actually pretty tasty.

I got the green tea ones from a Sushi resturant.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Friends

So he is gay

You'd be surprised.
I once had to go the a mower expo in a few years back and the amount of shit that went wrong was hilarious

Dad of the year

QED

None of those things justify being such a tremendous baby.

I'll be your friend

Well, software is pretty different from hardware.

That said, if I buy an Early Access glider, will it count as an accident rather than suicide for insurance purposes?

Such youth.
Such innocence.

Yes. Sucking dick is the purest expression of heterosexuality barring giving yourself cancer/COPD. Your worldview is indeed extra right.

The crazy thing is the actual toy industry isn't nearly as bad and both gives, and is given, WAY more respect.

Designing toys for children is a job that society treats with more respect than if you design video games.

you have been watching too many perverted persian paintings

Such as? Did anyone lose a body part?

FUCK OFF MARK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KIKE

Are you trying to get banned right before e3?
Because this is how you get banned.

MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK
BAN UNDERTALE
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BAN UNDERTALE
BAN UNDERTALE
BAN UNDERTALE
>>>/vcollins/
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T-thanks

Nobody's been banned in three hours across the board, it's pax eightchana

Why's he so perfect, lads?

Thats because mark hasnt finished jerking off yet.

why

At least I am not vaping faggot.

Mark is based, fuck/meta/fags with daddy issues

How do you know?

No blood sadly
So many things just flat out didnt work or broke whilst on display, I remember one guy was showing off tractors with a rotary tiller and the brakes stopped working so it just kept rolling down this hill away from the show, another tractor then tried towing up back up but tied the line to the tiller, then tiller detached sending him back down the hill.

Americans need to stop being babied

4 hours until e3?

at-least its better than getting high on codeine coughsyrup.

Also what brand? I'm smoking some cheap cigarettes called paramount.

Well nobody has been banned yet

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Oh boy, I can't wait to see interesting games being localized by that pile of cancer NISA

Smoking is the worst vice you can partake in.
Alcohol is the only proper self destructive vice.

B-b-but there is nothing left for them to ruin….

r-right ?

What is DISCORD for?

Kadokawa also owns From.

why is smoking the worst?

The Last Guardian actually coming out this year.
That's about it

inb4 new steampunk game based on souls engine

If we get a new mecha game that is not Armored Core, I'll be content.

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gr8 E3 post

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Marlboro FUNSIZE pack.

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Coming this holiday season!
Beneath a steel sky!
By Bethesda inc!

they could always make quake worse

No, you just haven't been following the thread of what is actually a short conversation.

I don't vape, there are more than two people on Holla Forums.
Liking != depending on
Vaping is like smoking but without the cancer so retarded faggots like you say "it's for hipsters hurr who doesn't want their nicotine without the cancer omg wow they look like such douches whereas I look fucking awesome giving myself cancer and making sure everything around me reeks of fucking smoke at all times"

You can't smoke until you black out.

Watch it happen.

I barely drink nowadays
Im doing it just fot this ocassion.
I smoke a pack a week, Chinamen have a better chance of cancer by breathing at this point.
Enjoy your alchool poison and dead braincells

Jesus Fuck user, throw that shit in the garbage where it belongs, even Lucky Strike is better than that shit.

Get some Camels or JPS

Why's no one streaming the EA and beth conferences? I mean both twitch and the pope's youtube channel start with the Microsoft conference.

Get some of those chines soups.

Isn't EA doing their own stream this time around or something?

Well, you can, it just takes longer

They're not really part of E3
I dont know, its confusing and it makes no sense.

Can someone confirm there are no streams for EA and beth? I could leave the house and buy hotdogs if this is true.

this, booze is the only thing you need

is infinity.moe supposed to have a chat now? Because it's not there.

My optimism for the game industry

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Don't you have time regardless? Aren't there about 4 hours and 40 minutes left?

I dont care what your mother thinks healthy as you grab her with your cheeto dust filled hands user.
Its nice to grab a smoke once in a whilem

There is a link to the entire schedule on the front page user.

What about IGN?

But Wolfenstein was decent and Doom was good.

how about 30 minutes before this starts, we watch the Band Camp Spongebob episode?

wolfenstein was boring soulless shit

I bet you look so cool hanging outside the 7/11 with one foot on the wall.

>8vidya.chaango.com
What? I typed in the url and I got nothing.

Right, sorry, 3 hours, not 4.

Does anyone care about Kadokawa?
Seems so strange that they're showing shit off at E3

you mean the other way around.

is there any way to lower stream quality? it stops every 10 seconds for me and it's really annoying

Probably being blocked by NoScript or something similar.

twitch.tv/ea
twitch.tv/bethesda

I don't even know who they are, but maybe I'm just a fag

Yeah, I'm not seeing this shit either.

hi

They own Fromsoft so they might show something from them.

Muh FromSoft though.

Smoking's dumb for how little you get out of it vs the cost. At least do a drug that gives you your money's worth, like heroine.

Bethesda have said that they're working on 3 new titles. The only hint that Todd gave was "they're different from anything we have done before".

What would they be, Holla Forums?

I miss him.

I know they more from the anime and manga than just owning fromsoft.

I refreshed and it' still there. What browser?

Skyrim, but in space
Skyrim, but under water
Skyrim, but modern day

They're bringing Peter Molyneux on board

Won mirriyun troupes

I used to, just to get water vapor in my lungs. Living in a desert with such low humidity that your lungs will crack and you will fucking die.

But I turned it off.

Well, considering Todd's lies

You have to force yourself to endure it until your body craves it so much you think you like it. It smells like shit and bothers every not-smoker friend you'll have. You have to take smoke breaks and and if you smoke indoors your house will smell like shit. It's expensive as fuck.

All quality games I'm sure fellow user

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I try to do as many heroines as I can. Wonderwoman, batgirl, catlady, red bridgette, etc etc

I'm ready, I think.

Firefox.
I've turned of ublock, uMatrix and https everywhere, and I am still not seeing this chat.

You know who, user.

I like their games but they keep fucking letting NISA localizing them

Either that or some adblock extension has chatango on their list. I had to turn off umatrix for the chat to load.

WHERE ARE THE DRINKING GAMES

Yeah I'm on firefox and did the same.

Can you see this?
8vidya.chatango.com/

Is there a blank PC bingo template? I have some ideas for PC bingo

When does it start UK time

They should like the real best girl

Should be 11pm with EA.

Is it suppose too look like this?

Fuck me.
Not 11pm but 9pm.

Yeah, I can see that just fine.

That link should, yeah.
So Chatango works for you, but it's not visible on Infinity.moe for some reason.

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fuck me. And infinty.moe has unbearable lag. Do I need to remove the chat or something?

way to go

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they're called Holla Forumsirgins for a reason

welcome to shitango

You're not thinking big enough.
There will be only two demos shown by Bethesda. One will be for a game that doesn't and won't actually exist. The other one will be TESVI: Future Fate, an urban setting combining modern aesthetics and social sentiments with the rich lore background of the TES series. An unlikely pairing of a misfit Khajiit and Redguard to overthrow the corrupt conspiracy of the Imperial and Norse nobles and end the systematic oppression of blah blah blah we wuz nukes n shit nigga khajiit dindu nothin skooma is spiritual enlightenment. At the end of the series the khajiit is killed by evil racist nord and redguard is #triggered and "re-awakens" the Pankratos sword and blows Skyrim away freeing blah blah the evil racist blah such tragedy omg dark hero wandering the land fuck this gay earth

Do they trigger you, user?

Nope, I just want to drink my espresso after a meal and smoke one as I relax and look at either the views or the people around me.

But I guess youll never have that feeling

High Elves are the true jews of ES.

renember skyrim remastered?

ONE MIRRION TROOPES

Can't wait for all the failures. It's the only good thing.

Really, their utter pervasiveness, spammed repetitiveness, and constant coupling with utterly pointless posts no one would ever want to read place avatarfags on the same level of obnoxious, autistic repetitive bullshit as furries. In fact, seeing them anywhere outside of /a/ should really solicit a response quite similar to seeing furries spamming furshit on non-furshit boards in every thread they visit.

Figured out why chatango wasn't working - I had to go into options and enable third party cookies.

based Crowbcat.
Is he Holla Forums?

What do I type into livestreamer if I'm not a cuck that installs flash player

What in the Goddamn?

I literally disabled all of my extensions, but I still can't get the chat too show up.

see

wow

I'm pretty sure he browses at least half/v/ every now and then

Do you wear a beret, too?

I'll post them I guess
Nintendo Ports a game to PC
Sony announces Cross PC play (again?)
Microsoft announces Cross PC play (again)
Timed Console exclusive to xbox one with a PC version shortly after
Timed console exclusive to PS4 with a PC version shortly after
Undertale gets a console port
Non-undertale indie PC exclusive indie game gets a console version
Bethesda tries to push paid mods again
Doom4 gets TF2-like cosmetics mod
Ubisoft tries to push paid mods on PC
EA tries to push paid mods on PC
Microsoft says they are focusing on PC now but announces no new games for PC

Consider it a blessing

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No, Im just not American and my pastimes dont only include going to the mall or staying at home all day.

i just want to watch demolition man but all of these memes are fucking impossible to take

This piece of shit is supposed to be at E3 this year. Expect the big announcement to be console ports for PS4 and Xbone, as Hawken recently released ESRB ratings for those two systems.

Pros
Hawken is an actual video game, so E3 will be less of a no-games bore fest.

Cons
Hawken is a fucking terrible video game with incompetent devs who are only doing a console port to milk unsuspecting console plebs due to the PC game being ded because the game is so fucking shitty.

Try allowing all third party cookies.

Most of his old deleted video seems to hint that he is from Holla Forums.

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This worked for me.

What the shit?

Weirdly this: 8vidya.chatango.com/ works fine in FF also.

And I'd tried removing cookies/history/cache etc. Anyone got any ideas?

Well that fixed it. Many thanks user.

Strangely absent from their website FAQ also which actually advises you to go around removing shit.

Thank you both, I finally works.

enjoy your botnet

OK Turns out the twitch streams on the site work fine but the Ustream ones are unwatchable.

Pardon my savage, backwards American ways but has it occurred to you that you could have yourself a distinguished think and watch people or the scenery after a good meal without a fag in your mouth?

Or are you just really positive that sucking on it will impress the people around you?

I'd assume they're smart enough to have them set to be deleted on closing the browser at the least.

I'd prefer if the chat worked without them though.

Only for a few hours user.

Use Pale Moon

dont ever use palemoon, it fucking sucks and crashes if you have plus 20 tabs, its garbage

If you have to use something related to firefox, use Icecat.

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What kind of toaster are you running, user? I regularly have 20+ tabs open, at least 8 of which are the Holla Forums catalog

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I knew this would come in handy sometime.

Who is that faggot doing the text to speech thing on the infinity stream? I swear mark if you do that shit during E3

Palemoon has alot of issues with youtube and 8ch

its the opposite of a toaster

post streams where you're going to see this e3

what is the best browser to use to browse Holla Forums and watch the stream with?

It's shit like this which makes me just use other streams.

What's so much better about Icecat, then? Shill it to me as hard as I can, I have been looking for a better browser.

Oh so thats where it's from!

Tomorrow I'll be going to the Playstation Experience at my local theater because what the hell? I'd be watching it at home on my laptop anyway. May as well go out and have some laughs. Its free anyway.

Anyone else?
blog.us.playstation.com/2016/05/30/playstation-e3-experience-2016-announced/

Internet Explorer or Google Chrome

Lynx

youtube stream chat dunno

GNU

Palemoon doesn't even let me use the quick reply box.

A freezer?

It's Firefox with less bloat and it's completely free software. It also includes some free extensions and is preconfigured to protect your privacy. This can break some sites.

jesus christ discord and infinite.moe are a bunch or erp meme spouting faggots. wtf is Holla Forums cancer?

I can't read timezone schedules for shit because I'm retarded, does it start in 4 hours?

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in two

Cancer intensifies when nothing's going on, it was the same last year.
Once the stream starts it'll be fine

Thanks

It's always been cancer.
Always will, too.

should I go
infinity.moe/
or
comfytheatre.co.uk/e3/

What is the best we could possibly expect from EA? Besides them going bankrupt of course

It brings me pleasure, just like drinking, eating, playing vidya, enjoying the beach, masturbating.
And no, Smoking gives you a rush of endorphine, it changes your state of mind, its not as enjoyable watching the scenery that gets engraved into my mind whenever I smoke in contrast with my anxious self conscious that cannot relax or even look straight at people, Id be bored out of my fucking mind.
It get you a small short high
Keep chugging the reactionary response to the 50s heavy push for tobacco though.

I remember going to the States 3 years back, couldnt even smoke in front of the house of somebody on the fucking sidewalk without having a paranoid 30 something fuck telling me Im bothering the neighbours.

neither.
we got popout embedding here now

Infinity is absolute shit right now, don't know about the other but I'll go there instead

where's the popout?

Do you think EA is going to shoehorn a reference to the Miami incident for their progressive image?

HERE IN CASE OF STUPIDITY
e3countdown.com/

You just like putting shit in your mouth.

Fag.

Its mostly cancer now

I'll use [pop], thanks.

You're supporting the most jewish industry in the world. I hope you're happy.

I guess mark will make a tutorial about how to do it

MARK, PLEASE MAKE A TUTORIAL GIF ABOUT HOW TO USE [POP]

will be added to the OP when it starts

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It only shows up when there is a stream. Since there is no stream, no [pop] yet.

hawken devs are faggots. Seriously the evem make a LGBT ingame event.

Meme magic at work

As it was in the beginning is now, and ever shall be cancer without end Amen.

Will Twitch itself stream E3 or is there going to be a main E3 channel?

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This is visitors from 4cuck and redchan Holla Forums

WHATS THE MOVIE AGAIN?

That's because none of us want to breathe your choking clouds of bullshit in front of our house when we go outside.

The stench of tobacco lingers like nothing else, you just don't realize it because you're constantly surrounded by it, you pathetic addict.

"hurr durr I washed my smoking jacket yesterday so it doesn't smell like smoke like all of these other cunts". Yes it fucking does, it reeks, you couldn't wash that taint out with anything, fucking burn it and buy a new jacket every month you retard.

You may not realize it because everyone's so submissive and polite constantly, but it's fucking tiresome constantly having to deal with filth-spewing addicts like you.

EA

The worst are the guys from redchan.it

They're almost always cunts and talking politics.

heavy smokers also smell like literal shit. no kidding.

Who cares. You come watch E3/Demoman or sperg about retards?

Eradicator Eric

eh

Wreck-it Ralph

So, anything you cunts expect from E3 other then autism and brutal disappointment

I have ME but lets not lie to ourselfs
EA can take a steamy turd and staple a paper saying "Mass Effect" on it and it would still sell

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I expect absolutely nothing.

Smack-it Sammy

Durdle Turtle in the Rape Factory.

Break-it Bobby

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Smash-it Sora >implying you wouldn't want a Sugar Rush or Fix-It Felix themed world in KH3

>>>/cuteboys/
Your shitty fantasies dont apply to me

I havent bought Gas this week though

Im not your leather wearing ghotic edgy friend that cant even use gum or a decent washing product user.
Stay triggered though

You smell like shit.
It's a waste of money.
Two reasons why anyone with two braincells to rub together doesn't smoke. See, I don't even need to list off health-related reasons, even if they were harmless, I'd still say only retards smoke.

get me a couple of Arizonas and a some buffalo wings mah nigga please

My fucking nigger.

just some coffee please

Am I allowed to be hyped?

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WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE SHAQ-FU SODA SHAQ.

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You niggas should've just put pictures all I can think of Rising Storm 2, Squad, and Arma 3. Squad is the only one looking worth a damn.

no. buy goty version in 2020 for 5$. or pirate if it doesnt have denuvo.

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Which flavor?

Where do you think you are?

Ok?

Watching E3 and playing vidya is considered by most people a waste of time, and yet here we are.

Im not even chubby nigger

See, the problem here is that Im not saying its correct to smoke, its the fact that you're triggered by merely mentioning it on a chinese image exchange wall.

nicememes check mine

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Whatever one Dindu Martin had

Hey now, Capcom is jewish but they're not Konami-tier. Give them at least a little credit.

>inb4 that actually happens

Does DOOD ring a bell?

We know you are a sophisticated and intellectual adult who prides himself of his majestic and enlightening intelligence who only wear clothes for real man,like raincoat,fedora,etc.

I like yours too but I couldn't think of anything to put under hopes and predictions do you really think they'll regurgitate that shit.

Played it on my friend's PC. I loved it.

You're acting like a woman.

So the EA stream is on Twitch right?

almost everything on my list was confirmed thru leaks + old jewish habits dont change.

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WHY BOTHER WITH THAT PRISSY FLAVORED WATER WHEN YOU CAN HAVE SHAQUILLE O'MOTHERFUCKING-NEAL QUENCHING YOUR THIRST BY PROXY WITH MANLY CARBONATED WATER?

s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=k1SB&k=ldb

We are playing BGO while we wait for E3 join us faggots

EA ACCIDENTALLY STREAMED TEST FOOTAGE
dailymotion.com/video/x4fz1si

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/reddit/

I'm watching this on youtube, fuck moe, that laggy piece of shit.

Can you send me a template for you card.

This nigga knows whats up

sorry dont have it. use one in the OP

see>>9659078

Some retard put a fucking cat over it.

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AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ALREADY SOLID GOLD

You should kill yourself and go back to reddit, in that order.

That image is such a clusterfuck of cancer and meme spouting I don't know what to get pissed off at first.

this has all the official links, hopefully these'll work
e3countdown.com/

Fucks sake EA at least wait until the thing actually starts before you start fucking up.
Didnt the first one bomb?

Is that article supposed to say how a fictional serial killer would support Trump therefore it's evil and dumb to do so?

Now that's just strawmanning.I didn't say you are a fat neckbeard nor i typed lol.
You make to much assumptions user,tone down smoking, too much carbon is restricting oxygen to the brain :^).

What kind of a faggot with shit taste would a Painkiller game with barelybany enemies to kill?

Whatever makes you feel superior over the smoking deliquents that bullied you mate.

Trump was called every name in the book. They are grasping at straws.

Anybody got the brote drinking chart?

Was it an accident, or a clever mover to get people talking about it?

muh nigga

Do you really need to make up stories in your head about the people who disagree with you on the internet?

At least Hyper's doing the reload animations.

Proobably an accident.

you need to go back

Hit a nerve now, did I?

at least I can hear peter cullens voice

Not really, no.

There were many enemies though.

I wonder if some studios going to alter parts of their e3 presentation after the faggot hunt in cali

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Ive seen soccer moms less visibly triggered after catching their little shits drinking alchool or doing drugs.

EA cancelled theirs

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Wait, explain?

Sure fam

Some Muslim shot up a gay bar in Cali, 50 dead, 50 wounded

It's the biggest KDR yet, second only to 9/11

And you've spent the last hour justifying your terrible life choices when people give you shit for them, it goes both ways.

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Some mudslime shot at and murdered 50 and wounded 53 faggots in an act of Islamic terror in an Orlando Gay Club just earlier. Also another guy got arrested in California on his way to a gay pride parade with weapons in his car or some shit just hours after the shooting.

Well, I'm not autistic.

religion of peice
workplace violence
notallmuslims

It's the time.

Another mudshit? Gee, I wonder why they'd do such a thing? Trump is defiantly gonna win now.

Let me guess, the (((media))) said/implied it was a white christian right-wing extremist before all the details came out, right?

Im not, they're shit life choices like filling yourself full of fucking soda and snack food.
But they are my life choices
Plus you're too fucking ignorant in the subject.
Do you imbeciles honestly think everyone is chain smoker?

I highly doubt that

Well, I like games that don't treat me like a child

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I think they actually did initially.

Not big surprise.

What.

Only shut in autists play "hardcore" games.

The moment the feds announced the shooter was Muslim, leddit locked and deleted fucking everything

It's gamergate all over again

Everybody's pissed off over there, left and right

Mudslime murdered 50 gays, second highest terrorist attack death tole in US history.

Thank god it ended so quickly.

Now they're incredibly silent after it's revealed his possibly a part of ISIS.
Also, Moviebob.
archive.is/qvlhg
archive.is/SdZH0
archive.is/ibOEO
archive.is/wA34H
archive.is/mUnT6
archive.is/NAnj9

50 persons killed in some shooting in Florida

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I saw his name and "terror" immediately, actually, so I'm guessing no.

No it isn't you faggot.

OY VEY

I miss him already Holla Forums.

Are you getting ready Holla Forums?
Dranks not pictured

I got snacks all over my desk.

Forget bringing attention to mudslimes.

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Just because he called 911 during his attack to pledge his allegiance to the Islamic State and praise Allah as he fulfilled the commands of Islamic holy texts doesn't mean it had anything to do with Islam, you bigot.

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Oy vey.

Kill me pete

ISIS officially claimed responsibility for attack

Works for me.

Actually Anti Semitism has never been higher in the West since the Muslim invasion of the west.
In Germany for example denying the holocaust would get you jailed, unless you are a Muslim immigrant of course. Since Muslims are less privileged than jews.

Gyos anime was so fucking bad, holy shit, I wanted to kill myself after watching it.

I got a burger and a beer

What

At least this shooting passes time until E3 starts.

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Funny how nobody says anything about jews' privilege other than muh 6 million

>Expecting a "chan" to take anything seriously at all
When the world laughs at you you laugh back
I miss the days when this wasn't the first response.

ftfy

Shit, I mistook it with bioware. I need to correct that

half-mango/half-tea please

Hey now goy.

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>using the term chan instead of public japanese style western developed imageboard originally intended for discussions about anime but degraded into general culture

fuck it, I'll make my own too while I wait

If only the us had gun control, then this wouldnt have happened.
Isnt that right france?
If anything a couple of people with guns would have brought down the shooter as soon as he started shooting.

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input*

I fucked it up twice in a row

Also the guy was employed as a security guard, he had a license to carry guns as part of his job so stricter gun laws wouldn't have done shit anyway

Nu-Jack Thompson up in this bitch

THIS GAME HAS SINGLEPLAYER

PLEASE CLAP

SPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTS

All these Hollywood/TV sweeps trailers

OH BOY HERE COMES THE NO CLAPS

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fuck all sports games that are not skate 4

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/2hu/ reporting!

SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTSSPORTS SPORTS
hitlerrocks: NIGGER MUSIC
Cosmicoverlord: >STILL NO NEW EA BASEBALL GAME
hypern: Nigger music
Crayll: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
anon0383: HANDEGG
Jengajams: WHERE THE APEHOOP AT
Kapot333: SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

koller: JOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDENJOHN MADDEN

The "stand by for Titanfall" sounds like they recotden it using a iphone earbud

TIME FOR SPORTS

backstory on this webm?

LMAO THAT WEAK ASS CLAP
WHATS THE MATTER EA CANT AFFORD SHILLS EH?

WE WUZ ROMANS

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Oh yes, NEGRO WORSHIP GAMES

OOGA BOOGA

OH BOY HERE WE GO

Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't that a reskinned Sullust from EA Battlefront?

WE WUZ MADDEN N SHIIEEEET

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They should know better than anyone, they are the dumb cunts who keep buying it.

GO MADDEN

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YEAH SPORTS

thanks brah. pls no bully when I join

Oh wow another sports game who would have expected that

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGANIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

EKSBOK ONE

Please announce Skate 4, you retarded piece of shit company

How can we get more ads into madden?

ALL THE WAY

All mumbles are cancer, fuck off and stop pretending anyone cares.

EXBOCH

NICE MIC BRO

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x-bock

The brain-rot is already claiming me

Drink

WE WUZ NFL SHEE