LUKE CAGE STORYTIME

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

Aw shit nigga, it's Black History Month! How we gonna celebrate it? With that pansy-ass nigger Black Panther? Oh hell no! We going to celebrate with the realist mother fucker around!

MOTHER FUCKING LUKE CAGE

Get ready to start street hustling, cause' it's time for the nigger with steel hard skin, fool!

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Cage ain't no fancy royalty like Black Panther. He ain't no college educated turkey like Falcon. He's from the streets, learning to hustle and fight for survival in the blood drenched streets of the ghetto.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Cage even knows how the system is stacked against the black man, in prison for a crime he didn't commit. The ghetto is a hard place and brothas always lookin' out for themselves.

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Fortune smiles on a nigga sometimes, and he's given the opportunity for his freedom. Parole in exchange for participating in some science experiments. Endure and he's a free man.

Not if the corrupt guard captain got anything to say about it.

John Ward
John Ward

Burning power seeps into Cage's ebony skin, changing his body! Not even a murder attempt can stop Cage from becoming the HARDEST NIGGER ALIVE!

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Now a free man by his own hand, Cage sets out to get revenge on the nigga that betrayed him, but more importantly, he's going into business for himself, as a

HERO FOR HIRE!

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

Aw shiet nigga, time for more LUKE CAGE!

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

MOTHER FUCKING LUKE CAGE!

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

Jewish doctor
electricity
chemical bath
This was another attempt at the super soldier formula' wasn’t it?
He got lucky… he could have ended up like the Man-Thing.

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

WE

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

WUZ

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

LUKE CAGE AIN'T DONE WITH YOU, HONKY!

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

STEEL HARD SKIN, FOOL!

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

If we wanted to go full nigger, someone could have storytelled Black or any of the Black Mask shit.

Still, this is good enouth I guess.

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

Thanks for the dump user.

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

Hero for hire sounds like a gay rent boy/

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

storytelled Black
Now there's an idea. Would be worth a laugh.

Logan King
Logan King

LUKE CAGE AIN'T AFRAID OF NO SPOOKS!

The fact we'll never get a badass Luke Cage blaxplotation film is one of the many poisons killing me.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

IT DON'T MATTER IF IT'S STREET WISE PUNKS OR GHOSTS FULL OF RAGE, NONE OF THIS SHIT'S GONNA STOP LUKE CAGE!

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

we'll never get a funky Luke Cage track

Fuck this gay earth.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Do you have the giant-size annual where Cage fights the guy with the solid iron platform shoes?
THE SEVENTIES!

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

I need to see this.

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

It was Giant Size Power Man #1, and I can't find an issue online for you.
It can be tough finding scans of the old Marvel giant-size annuals, they don't fit in most scanners…

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

MARIAH IS A BLACK, FAT CRIME QUEEN, BUT SHE'S GONNA' TOPPLE WHEN CAGE GETS MEAN!

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

MARIAH WAS THINKIN' SHE WAS THE REAL DEAL, BUT LUKE CAGE IS A NIGGA' THAT'S HARDER THAN STEEL!

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

HOLY SHIT she's fuckin' huge

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Thanks man.

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Are they actually oversized? I thought they just had more pages than usual

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

Huge, like, newspaper size. The only bigger one was The Jackaroo when it came out tabloid size.

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

SUCKA'S GOIN' AFTER LUKE CAGE WITH SWORD AND SHIELD EVIL, BUT LUKE CAGE'S GONNA SHOW EM' WHAT IT MEANS TAH GET MEDIEVAL!

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

AXES AND DAGGERS, SWORDS AND SHIELDS, AGAINST LUKE CAGE THEY ALL GONNA' YIELD!

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Thanks user.

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Neat

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

On the last page, I thought they'd bought him a hooker for a second.

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

There's a difference?

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

bump

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

SANTA'S A COMIN', BUT SO IS LUKE CAGE!
BAD GUYS FOR CHRISTMAS ARE GETTIN' HIS RAGE!

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

ON THE MORNING OF CHRISTMAS, OH HOW THE CHILDREN JOYOUSLY WILL SQUEAL, WHILE THE BAD GUYS GET BEATEN BY FISTS HARDER THAN STEEL!

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours"
"Nothing could make me itch that much.
But just to be sure I'll skip shaking your hand when I leave."
What a burn. Cage was so badass.

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