The comics are better than the CW show.
this was a point of contention?
These are very sexist, I'm not even kidding. OP's all right though, it is okay and fun, is not like I'm offended because they apply feminine stereotypes to a man's game, I get the joke but there's something about how absolute retarded they have to make the characters to make the joke, secondly, they wouldn't pick such scrawny girls for Baseball, those women need to take their protein shakes and do their exercises, really.
Wow. These comics made me a full blown feminist.
Very well put. I honestly can't tell if you're baiting or not.
earn a dollar
pay dollar to mack on Veronica
I'd pay 'em a dollar each to kiss each other.
But who was maniac?
Good misogyny, but the jokes are super lame and childish. Wasn't one of the artists a lewder in his free time?
Also, wasn't this a Christian comic for a while?
Ah Yes! Dan DeCarlo! I think he did some things for Penthouse comics
Dude decks his best friend in the face for telling a corny joke
what the fuck
The way characters behave in Archie comics gets really bizarre sometimes. And it's not because of when they were written, there's plenty of other media from back then where people behave normally.
its a joke guys, come on now
It's the only way they'll learn not to tell shitty jokes.
Even for a comic, the physics involved to make that punchline are just head-scratching
But it's not wrong, right? I mean, if you're lighter than the thing, that could happen.
betty and veronica canonically have big bushes
I'd buy that for a dollar
I can call you Betty
Those jokes are amazing in a way. Si lame.
How's the current TV show?
mfw i have lost all hope in humanity that i almost read about a sexual harassment in pic related
thanks op, for reminding me of better times.
Too bad you never finished elementary grammar.
Jughead is a good guy.
I'd mock Jughead for being a virgin, but they're all virgins in that universe. Even the ones chasing after girls and getting their attention are virgins.
It's a fucked-up universe, that one.
So any pantsu shots of the girls?
There are cheesecake pictures that look just like Archie stuff drawn by the artist himself.
No kidding, Archie can get pretty bizarre. I love the comic where Jughead tries to weasel in on Archie and Betty's date when she makes a home-cooked meal, and Archie and Jughead literally end up in a fist fight on the front lawn, with a dramatic sunset behind them.
Then Archie literally kicks his ass and sends him home only to find out the fighting killed his appetite so Betty ends up calling Jughead anyway so the meal doesn't go to waste.
Archie is weird man
Reminder that Archie has existed on both extremes, so it has been propaganda nonsense for the Christfags and the Commiefags.
Both equally deserving of mockery.
what's funny is I had a huge collection of Archies when I was younger and literally only ever saw one story mention christianity.
user, your shiftkey is malfunctioning.
what are you trying to prove?
The Christian Archie comics are hard to come by because even those comics triggered the bible thumpers back when they had the power the SJWs have today.
I think he's trying to say you're both spergs that bait one another.
I can't tell who's baiting who now
I say perma-ban both of them or at least give the fuckers that keep biting the bait 8 week bans because they keep fucking doing it.
I think you're the baiter false flagging
And you keep biting.
Does Archie ever get his dick wet?
triggered by one excess of zeal
Is Big Moose the Ur-weeb?
looking at all these faded scans makes me wish for a complete remastering of all archie comics. A huge collection in order of creation date. The random-picks collections they put out right now fucking suck.
I never knew this comic was so unfunny and corny. A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962 and it's also about teens, but it's about fun teens. Why couln't Archie have been more like that?
Only if you are a Droog, and even then not after you get out of prison.
Look pal, all I need are those full lips and those hourglass curves.
I appreciate the dump OP.
But the jokes are so lame.
"Droog" just means "friend". They're better called "Nadsats", which means "teenager", roughly, in their pidgin Slav.
Russians count like, odin, dva, tree, and when it clocks over into the tweens it becomes odin-nadsat, dva-nadsat, tree-nadsat. See?
Why are you pretending there's any reason to use the word "droog" in an English language conversation other than to bring up A Clockwork Orange?
Because it's incorrect.
Wait. So Archie is the master of all reality?
Why he wear the mask?
Ha ha, what a Jew!
go to my dad university to pick up some papers
for some strange reason i see a bunch of papers when he was a student
read a letter sent to his parents saying he was a lazy fucking faggot that needed to study more
mfw bullying my dad
later i told my little nerd brother about it who got bullied by my dad for getting a fucking 9 in a test
he does get married
to both of them
at the same time
fucking parallel universe storyline
all this NTR
Son, it would take days to post all the cheesecake Dan DeCarlo produced.
original and revised caption
got a mega link with all his stuff?
Shiftkey's broken user.
Middle panel, last page. Now that's what I call a reaction image.
Jughead Jones the worlds first weeb and MGTOW.
archie was considered wholesome despite half of the comics just sexualizing high schoolers
really makes me think
ywn dance with sabrina
Keyboard's broken user.
The older comics were better than the CW show.
FTFY. The new comics are basically indistinguishable from the CW show.
Tess the mess fowler strikes again.
kissed a boy
purely for her own pleasure
Is Sabrina supposed to be a villain in the old comics?
official art, bruh
user your keyboard needs a fixin.
all that bush
i was born too late.
IT'S ALL OFFICIAL!!!
If I pulled her in close, would he cry?
she had a hard life.
user, you do know you can put up to 10 pictures in each post right?
user, your shift key is damaged.
doesn't work on this browser
Welp, that's another reaction image.
I never realised Sabrina used to look like Devon Aoki.
I'm going to regret asking, but did Riverdale do some bullshit like this where Veronica's dad has a grudge against Archie and plots killing him?
Archie cucking Moose
Has anyone got that strip where Archie drives his car into the lake, and he and Betty get a hotel room, and her father bursts in on them while they're both just wearing towels?
Question: were there any comics that had a plunger gun in them?
Or any comics of Little Archie that had a plunger gun as well?
Is there a story time of Afterlife with Archie? I remember reading a long time ago, and the last I read of it had Sabrina about to marry Cthulu or something.
women be shoppin' baby! Women be shoppin'! You can't stop a woman from shoppin'!
Just like in my NTR anime!
NOTICE ME, SABRINA!
Archie literally shills
Best girl in order.
Cool, so you might have seen the kids get caught by a plunger gun?
Rosalind isn't best girl
Nice list, Sabrina.
Betty over Veronica
veronica is a huge selfish cunt who would just as soon suck reggie's dick behind your back
betty would never do that
Wait you mean he's putting Sabrina at the bottom? What a bastard
He's not, the user you're replying to is retarded. I really don't see how people can have a hard time with the concept of making a list of things in order from best to worst.
I know that feel user
God damn user thats some good shit
probably user, why? is it your fetish?
Well, it's more of a gag, I like seeing in cartoons.
Do you recall, who was caught?
Like Betty, Veronica or any of the others?
you're fucking weird, dude
This thread needs more porn.
So when the does the old comics era stop?
I'm looking to buy some Archie comics and i dont want to get anything show related.
Anything printed between the 1940's and 2003 are worth reading.
I hated these.
Mainly because I only had the shitty Christian ones.
Wasn't the Christian ones where Big Ethel was transformed from a derp to a hottie?
Preach it, brother. I spent part of my childhood in the Mount Warning caravan park (trailer trash lol), and the park owner was a God bag, so the park shop only had Spire comics. The Cross and The Switchblade, There's a New World Coming, that kind of thing. Archie's Clean Slate was the one I had, and it sucked, except, as noted, Ethel was suddenly a QT.
Where I work has a book called "Archie Jumboree" kicking about, with a full thousand pages in it. That ought to keep you busy
Big Ethel as a QT
This I gotta see.
Not sure, but this might be it
Ethel stopped being ugly around the early 2000's strips
she looks like a female jughead now
forgot my pic shit
I told you, Spire Comics' "Archie's Clean Slate", 1973.
She kind of looked like pre-potato Squirrel girl just this one time. After that it was back to Frankenstein. The sad thing is this is probably the most characterisation she ever had.
How is this "stopped being ugly"?
thank you, anons.
Nigger this is how she used to look!
That IS fucking pretty.
This is a thing.
And even this.
The two styles look different, but they are equally unattractive.
I can't believe no one saw that typo before publication
Maybe I'm just not seeing it, but I cant find any typos you might be referring to
you need your eyes checked
I'm not the one that thinks Jughead in drag is attractive.
dissing Jughead? that's low.
TBH he looked pretty cute in that dress in Archie v.s. Predator.
This shit's good, wish there was more of it. Still, I'd definitely have picked that Veronica
Do not fug the Jug!
He totally had that Jaimie Lee Curtis thing going on…
first page, last panel, they wrote then instead of than
Well it's not the worse version of her I've seen.
it's really annoying how they draw betty and veronica the exact same, yet in universe everyone considers veronica to be more attractive
She's considered more attractive because she has lods of emone.
but i thought only women can be gold diggers?!
Arguably Archie is a clamdigger.
But you know the funny thing? I never realised that Veronica is Archie's girlfriend, Betty is the stalker. She lived next door to him all their lives, and was never interested in him romantically, or in any way, until Veronica got him.
I know that feeling. At least it feels good knowing that I'm not the only one here with good taste.
she was just playing hard to get, and then veronica moved in and ruined the momentum she was building up