Subway

Is the Z5 a good phone, Luka?

i havent seen swiss cheese at ours for years

"Subway to Remove Chemical Found in Shoe Soles and Yoga Mats From Its Bread"

"According to an ingredient list that was last revised in January, azodicarbonamide is found in its nine-grain wheat, Italian (white), Italian herbs and cheese, parmesan/oregano, honey oat, roasted garlic, Monterey cheddar and sourdough breads. Subway does not use the chemical in the sandwiches the company sells in Europe or Australia—two continents where azodicarbonamide is banned.""

Oh.. I just found out why.

wish that would apply irl

wuuh thats my saying!

Generic cute lolis are a dime a dozen.

fuck you, man. what are you doing?

this isn't nice.

You're going to testify to whether what Squash does to me is molestation.

I guess that means you'll be close enough to know.

No. Not again.

I'm spent.

I didn't block anyone ?

Nice EXIF :3

I keep getting an error.

Heehee, I stole it :)

Yes, but this one is way better than the others.

Shit man, spent already?

Do you need money for food?

The hotdogs are pretty nice too.

Ahh

Heehee, I stole it :)

Yes, but this one is way better than the others.

Shit man, spent already?

Do you need money for food?

The hotdogs are pretty nice too.

How was taekwondo ?

Not if for letting Luka bum money off me for food.

How do you not know what that is?

Full homo.

I have to work early today.

block me then unblock then add again if you must

Really?

Is the problem with you, or others?

Or maybe you want more than cheap sex.

I'll just be an "expert witness" for the defense.
That doesn't even mean I have to do anything other than say "nah, not molestation", without being there.

I found yeast in my bread.
The same thing found in infections.

I don't want to taste pajina ick.

creepy...

*Sits on your lap*

She is fine.

She is generic. You can google pink hair anime girl and find plenty of those.

No, you're asking me to come again.

I'm saying I've come enough.

the pizza gif?
or the molesting?
yes please to both.

...

Ahhhhh

I'm still talking about Futaba-chan not those shitty anymaymays

We mostly only have those at sports matches and barbecues

Chill, it wasn't the crazy Mexican instructor this time

You're the one who left it there!

give it back!

problem is me
way to shy

*Licks your tummy*

What?

*pops an erection, throwing you several feet in the air*

Are you sore ? Could I rub your shoulders ?

In Canada we put them in macaroni

I thought I chose a different image.
It meant to be this sign of disgust one.

That is the only place I know the name Faker.

*pokes it*

Sorry Wish, your taste ----> trash

And clean your fridge. god.

Thought so. You should practice flirting with people.

We'll make you sit through a video.

Your image is perfect.

RIP prince

*it pokes you~*

I suppose that doesn't really mean much of anything from someone who likes Shinobu, Yugo, and Izuna.

?????

It is an accurate image of what I look like now.

My back is almost always sore after.. wtb surgery

Holy
Is that to feed 4 people?

Just Luka, I'm pretty sure.

Fuck yes new Netoge episode :3

Prince fucking died guys

*uguu* >_<

I'd rub your back and cook you dinner after :3

Well I assume that's a fridge or something next to your stove.

:(((((

Was that the black guy?

I'm only that when I'm watching anime.

*it begins to growl in your ear*

Oh, it's from Fate/Stay Night.
Gilgamesh just calls the MC and the MC's future self "faker" because he can only make shitty copies of things.
It's just in really obvious "English loan word in Japanese".

Then I'm the one being subjugated to something I really don't want.

Skal.

*Barks and wags my tail to you*
w-woof !

Can't find the unblock button. Oh well.

The true King of pop
definately more than just the black guy
but yes he as mocha

scoots will you
hold me pls

You and your gook toons.
I always thought you were named after this Glilgamesh.

vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/6/64/Dissidia_012_Gilgamesh_Ingame_Render.png/revision/latest?cb=20110303000107

The more I look the less appealing it gets

Prince who?

What would we be having?

You could at least check the EXIF before assuming it was mine.

Since that's what the post was about after all.

The quartered hot dogs?

The crusty pot?

You keep telling yourself that, and one day it might come true.

Skill.

*gets harder*

I should practice actually going outside

but will you?

Now he is certainly the artist FORMERLY known as prince

sad times.

ALL THESE CELEB DEATHS

click on your friends list and there should be a tab

Chicken and pasta

*rubs my snout on your crotch*

Don't save my images for your sub posts.

Do you actually eat stuff like that?

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

oh shit

prince is actually dead

tokai if you move in with me you won't have to worry about going outside

the doors won't even have handles on your side haha

Will have to in some months for college
and the small village is building a pub so I might pay a visit to that

..

omg

biggie is dead

Both
And the colour kinda
I guess it would be nice if you were starving

It'd be The Former Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

People will be having this debate all over the world today.

i-i'm sorry

I can only remember Animaniacs joking about fingering him.

...

Can we have rice?

Prince Charles is an artist? :c

Macaroni and hotdogs?

Not a chance.

I'd rather walk to Subway tbh.

He changed his name from [The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Symbol] back to Prince in 2000

You should wear something cute.

Do people wear cute things to 'pubs'?

They do at bars.

Pubs are places you get beaten up outside of.

Nah.
Just the incredibly narcissistic one.

I need an adult.

If you'd like !

Walking anywhere is effort.. just get them to deliver

-lights candles-

How many times have I heard that..

What's the last dinner you had?

brb food

I have bright coloured shirts

I have no clue, it's just a place with wood and drinks!

stop. don't ruin animals for me.

That weird, amazing man.

You need to be involved in a gay furry three-way.

*Feeds you dinner and kisses your cheek*

Not enough ?

*Growls and wiggles my tail*

I don't think Subway delivers.

I didn't really end up eating much of it, but rotisserie chicken.

Wow. That killed my day. Though my day was already dead as shit.

How dignified.

...

Yeah, I didn't really have much of an appetite yesterday though.

fuck off

me on left
you on right

My imagination fills the blanks.

Gotta go to bed. Nightynight.

Now that animu we were gonna watch..

They don't, but you can get services to buy it in person and take it to you. I think Deliveroo is the biggest ^^

Sweet dreams, Goggles-chan.

you hate everything I like

but here's the boring answer:

i don't know kevin smith enough to have an opinion

but i found this video very entertaining

Bakemonogatari

yay!

...

Ohh
Yeah we could do that

Oh yeah, we have JustEat but it's only in bigger cities.

How may I help you?

stalker... >_>

he makes dumb movies and wears shorts and his youtube is shit

he's the comic book nerd of 2003

completely useless to everyone

Nothin

Kevin Smith USED to be relevant.
Hes just a fat beard nerd atp

Let me sit between your legs while we watch

facebook.com/thenotoriousmma/posts/1260441947357435
Cool development, if you are interested ^^

So not yours?

Sorry Luka, I'll tell you where I live if it makes it fair D:

That man is a nerd.

With celebrity connections.

Maybe he's just doing what he loves.

Maybe he's happier than you or I will ever be.

cucks are happy being cucked

who gives a fuck

You're gonna have to lay down a bit so I can see over you .-.

good thing he aint retired. I guess.

prove it

I could sit like this

me.

I was enjoying his storytelling and rhetoric.

and you told me to fuck off because you didn't like this body of work.

it's like you can't stand to see me happy.

I like Kevin Smith too

i'm not your fucking girlfriend kanra i just don't like kevin smith

Yeah, it's curious to see if the UFC will cave, if they do it sets a precedence for fighters in the future

Prove what? That I live in Southampton? ^^

But do you have telekinesis, cat ears, and green hair?

Mm'kay.

Mine included.

i.imgur.com/VYyU0K1.png

no, i'm sorry

i'm not your girlfriend kanra it's just kevin smith is a fat cuck who zeitgeisted his way into the film industry and used his luck to jerk himself off

why do you hurt me with your words?

all they said was that they pulled him from the event... and he'd only vacate his title IF he retired.

yus
proofs

Poor Kanra.

...

Brown hair

then since we live in a free-market, capitalistic society, we show our disapproval by not spending our disposable income on his stuff.

I only learned about him last year.

I have no particular fondness, or dislike.

I am filled win ennui.

Kevin Smith is a digusting total american

I ate and feel great

gr8 8 m8?

Do you think you're more charming than Kevin Smith?

London, huh.. and Waterloo
Originality not your guys' strong point? :c

Ok, this package I got yesterday ^^

Same

Yes.

post pic of unboxing

D:

shore thung mite
O hed nuudles ond checken

I'M IN SOUTHAMPTON BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE.

I know what you look like ~

I bet he could run circles around you in a conversation.

How often do you talk, entertain, and engage with people from all walks of life?

Post pic of you logging on to EUW and ending my suffering subtle.

Everyday.
This is THE multiculture.
Go get some cream for that burn.
Fucker.

she ur only fig?

I haven't been to Scunthorpe but it doesn't sound nice..
A bit like Grimsby

Don't remind me ><

As requested

Yeah

I love you qtbutt

post them.

No, but you don't entertain, engage with, or necessarily talk.

Kevin Smith could kick both our asses in a contest of being charming.

Probably tells way funnier jokes than our half-assed sideline comments.

Give me pics of Subtle's butt.

Clean your dirty ass window sill.

Stfu Kanra. You've lost your way.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

It's not even that dirty, stop looking for things to criticize you misanthrope

I said it's my only one

Such pics do not exist, only hypothetically

I've lived in both actually.

Something something heritage.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locations_in_Canada_with_an_English_name

Ouu fancy stuff

nah im just tired

THERE'S VISIBLE DIRT ALL IN THE CORNERS.
IT JUST TAKES TEN SECONDS WITH A GODDAMN SWIFFER.

I should make eUFC real.

It's called League.

Subtle ~

post pics of your stuff

Or unless it's old caulk/mold.
Then just strip and recaulk/repaint.

Tsuchi post windowsill.

he'll just clean before posting

Post pics of your "stuff"

NO KNE CAAAAAAARES

*ONE

FUCK MY SHIT TYPING

Stuff

Good, that means he cleaned his dirty ass windowsill.

...

#destroyed

there's wine bottles all over my floor

are you fancy?

HURR MOBA

I reiterate

NO ONE CAAAAAAARES

play leag

I wish, dude.

Which one was the best?

I'm leaguing, Mordin senpai will get mad if I alt-tab too much D:

What stuff?!

It is mostly that I think

FUCKING SLOB.

AT LEAST I'M NOT A CRIPPLE

Plastic putty knife.
White silicone caulk.
30 minutes tops.

...

Subtle

I am fancy.

Kitchener/Waterloo. They're pretty much the same place.

London is awful.

alt tab more!
hmph...

your home stuff. what it look leik?

ooo

I can still do anything, even sprinting. It just involves questionable use of opioids.

Kinda want to dress lexi up in a stormtrooper outfit and fuck her in the ass.

I never had Subway.

judging from Soto's pictures,

Colbs is could work on his lifestyle habits

in the nicest way possible.

Roasted

Tweaker.

I don't deny this at all, I don't put any effort in to most things

How did you not know which webm it was?

webmshare.com/m7ZzX

effort

That is indeed a word I used

Are you ill?

let's take fancy training

woooooh

Yea. I'm so malcontent that I'm doing a lot.

Such as?

I am easily contented, it takes a lot for me to be dissatisfied enough to change anything

roast them

More words I used!

Interesting choice of cosplay, Scoots..

FUCK YOUR 502 BAD GATEWAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

asides from programming, I would rattle off but I don't want to sound like Murder.
in fact, I'm still skeptical. my routine hasn't been consistent for a couple months now.

not sure I can sustain what I do.

SO16? ^^

Why's London so bad? It's namesake here is pretty good, in places

What "stuff"?!

So fancy.

I go through at least 90 of the 7.5 Norcos a month and even those don't really do anything.

?

Left knee is pretty much nonexistent.
I should be near immobile from how bad it should be pain wise but it doesn't really hurt unless I'm running or using that leg alone to support all of my weight for extended periods.
I just sort of keep making it worse and destroying it further.

Strap a GoPro on your forehead and stream that shit.

What?!

:) figured it was appropriate, I would be using the force

Something with the joints?

I think people want to see you're house!

use More !

your stuf!!!!!?!

More or less.

Few minutes away from central station.

Become NEET or get a maid or something.

blue blood?

What I texted you yesterday.
Opiates affect memory you know.

I technically am for this semester but that was because I was supposed to do something that would make school impossible.

I generally forget that I even talk to you.

Luka, please, I don't know what stuff you mean
I don't have much stuff

Oh, I go there all the time to get a train home
Maybe I have seen you :c

Blue blood?

I would focus on consistency over maximum effort. It's like how you learn an instrument, you focus on slowly and consistently building on the simple stuff.

You have the tweaker tolerance

Aye aye, cap'n

Stop talking to luka he's retarded
Also let me kiss your feet

You don't wanna, I have a blister

yea.

that seems like it should make sense.

maybe if I keep this up for three weeks, it'll be routine.

You have 2 feets !

What is that something?

I have a high tolerance for pretty much anything so it kind of sucks.
Even chugging two energy drinks won't wake me up for classes. Or pain meds. Or alcohol.
Even food I eat a shitload and never really have an effect from it.

No I am a cripple like Tsuchi.. just one foot

show me all ur stuff!?!!
do you not live in a house? :|
if you did you'd have you whole place full of stuff to show...

i miss colby... they used to be a threader...
till they walked away and did other things.

i'm also nocturnal. not sure if that's a good thing.

gnite.

Dick...

Surgery.
My carelessness and recklessness made one of my doctors not sign off on it because he thought I'd literally end up dying from complications.

It does, it applies to anything you need to master really. You don't train for a marathon by running one every day if you've never run one before

You can always slow down and work up to it if you can't sustain it right now

That metabolism. Energy drinks are bad for you anyway

I'm still here, am I not?

Kind of weird really.

Can I lick the stub ?

stay around more for longer~

Get fixed.

Nerd

Force choke is not allowed.

That's all you think about in regards to me.
It's a bit unsettling.

Not one of those things where it's being gross for the sake of it but I even underwent a "stool analysis" or whatever thing when I was hospitalized as a kid because they thought it was malabsorption. Turns out it just...disappears in the black hole of my stomach.

I will eventually. I sort of just don't care and end up harming myself more than ever helping.

Maybe I live in a cardboard box

No way, it's a small world

Wtf ._.
I suppose so

...

Cute~ Let me sit on your lap and kiss you while you feed in league

Lexi's turning to the kinky side of the force

I will as much as my schedule allows

[Insert FMA reference here]

People don't understand how I function without coffee or energy drinks, it's disturbing

no
ur bed sheets lie
show room with stuff in pls

Will we be alone in the dark at 25 o'clock?

I didn't mean that literally!

gimme schedule

Just get some crack in a can.

You're just obsessed with dicks.

we'll see ;3

You first

is it ok that i get an erection when someone beats me in league

Hey dudes, not drunk this time.
Just felt lonely. ;w;

are you playing a female support?

no... ur the one sneak trying to look at exifs and stuff...
so u must go first. so can see cute subtle room.

NO

The healthy alternative ™

i mainly seem to be doing that

You agree with this statement right, Elma?

Yes.

Don't drag me into whatever drama you're starting please.

Female supports includes a lot of the best champions

I bet you lot only pick heroes/champions if they're cute!

y

i wann kno when clab is around so that time frames of schedule

yay supports!

Yeah I guess so. Just didn't think I would live that close to another poster here.

so it's ok that i do it right

and most of the females ;3

lol Lexi takes drugs

Also good morning

It takes some getting used to going back to the 8pm to 4:30am schedule

WELMA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

...

Is that a boat

What happen?

Yup, that's all I could think about on my lunch break.
/sarcasm

Supporting is master race. Of course it is.

That said it is not best for rising in rank.

...

Boats are cool

Scoots...

And the best champion, Soraka.

Because it's on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know

My schedule is all over the fucking place, like I work from 2-8 today for some reason

Prince just died, age 57

what a lovely year of death this is

It's all playful banter.
No dramas.

:(
if only colby was my friend...

I should watch KanColle.

I usually play her AD top

I see. Have fun with that.

Toodles~

Support is most noble role.
No one wants to do it, but wins games.
Ward everything, get bitched at if you don't;
avoid ganks all day err day while carries afk farm.

Love it. Best glory.

That actually isn't far from the truth.
I remember some of those conversations.

♥
healers & supports~

reall bosses of teh game

If only.

Do you even Soraka???

Hey at least you got more hours
That's good shit fam

Fuck no you shouldn't
The series is so fucking stupid
At least play the game instead
Dont be a casual

...

Where does Lexi work anyways?
Also Tsuchi are you e-dating him? lol gross

yeah?

dorito says he will see what he can do. But not very likely at this point.

Do you want the manly tanks to have their way with you? Is this one of those things?

It's a nice place so I'm not surprised anyone wants to live here ^^

Prince is dead as fuck

no

maybe

idk

Good

A bunch more

Plus I got a phone interview for a full time job on Monday

There there

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Tsuchi x Smiles is a way better ship than Tsuchi x Lexi.

Your selective memory is the worse.

okay, either way thanks for asking, it's is muchos appreciated ❤️