1 day until E3

Your hormones can wait you tranny

Will there ever be a Peggle 3?

Post favorite E3 moments

I have llaryngeal cancer, not a desire to cut my balls off

Sucks to be you, user.

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Stay strong cancerbro.

Have a catgirl

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Cheers to your health you faggot
I just get to bleed out me arse constantly and look like a sunken-eyed walking corpse

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Come at me evil dogger

A true masterpiece.

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NEVER EVER

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read greentext, stomach involuntarily knotted, no joke
help us all

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No, bad user!
No bully cancer user!

The nerves in my legs are degenerating and i find it hard to stand or walk. I expect to be using a cane by the end of the year.

Sit.

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Have this.

>>>/facebook/.

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So who's on first?

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the fuck is kadokawa

Here you go friendo!

Welcome to socialism. Polite sage for blogshit

Who's on first, one's on second and I don't know on third

What's on second.

One is

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No, What's on second. You're doing the bit wrong you fuckwit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_on_First?#Sketch

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Dude, I just told you One's on second.

You had the chance and now you've ruined the joke. Thanks.

begone evil doggo

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For fuck's sake user, I set you up the first time and you took the bait wonderfully, only to try to correct me again instead of going along
We could've been friends

How's it feel watching shit tier subtitles?

can I survive those 2 days on just 3 hour sleep a day. I have just small job that takes 4 hours each day
Im just bit scared since I fixed mine sleep schedule not long ago after long struggle

ebin projection

No, he's playing along. He's acting autistic, like Charlie Babbitt.

Fuck off with your shit cells.

No we could never be friends. I know the bit too fucking well and i could never accept One on second base goddamn it. Never!

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this picture reminds of an average comic that had a movie adoption and a videogame adoption that the videogame was taken off because the musicians were faggots

are you terminal

Whether you like Scott Pilgrim or not the game was good fun for $10 or less.

scott pilgrim
fucking anamanaguchi

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I don't use the subtitles because I don't need them, I just get the release with the most seeders.

No, ive just got fucked legs. For most people this would be life changing, but i already spend most of my life in a chair in front a computer anyway.
Gonna have to build myself some legs now.

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I just want a proper soul calibur. Is that too much to ask for?

you had me feeling there for a sec. are you eligible for NEETbucks?

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Nah, i'll keep working even if im in a wheelchair. Im on a shit contract at the moment so if i had to change jobs i would probably be looking at a raise anyway.

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I have no fear of curses. I just break them:

RULE BREAKER

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Who's on third, What's on second. Don't you know the lineup?

I hate those fuckers. Wanting me to have fun instead of getting made over video games.

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What are you going to be *made* into. A faggot? Because i think it's too late.

That was mean, i apologize

If I tried to knee my keyboard in half, I'd break my fucking leg.

You know I meant mad, assfaggot.

But I am planning on being made into lich down the road

If you played on the ss13 server withing the last year,you'll know why.

==FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS CUNT=

Getting "made"? Is that something sexual?
Are you going to get a bukkake while on a massive pile of vidya?

Maybe he is a made man and is going to get picked off by the mafia?

What? Was that it?

In preparation for E/ I bought a can of pic related so I'd have something more than the usual blonde beer or whiskey. Fuck the irish, they don't know jack shit about beer

What is a superior dark beer that is similar?

what the fuck?

I know some guys from potato land that say Guinness tastes like shit outside of their country because it's not brewed by the same people or something like that.

The best in the northern hemisphere if you ask me, won many prizes

I can say the same thing. I visited Ireland some years ago and the Guinness they have in their taps tastes quite different than the one you get in cans.

Export quality stuff is usually different for everything. For example candy exported to japan has less sugar in it because apparently that's how the japs like it.

I was planning on getting a bottle of Mad Jacks for this year's e3 but my mic is fucked so there's not much point in drinking if I'm not going to use it to give me the confidence to actually talk.

:DDDD

wait i though e3 was june 14th

Is it worth it Holla Forums?

Depends if your friend is a woman or not

depends for how long you haven't sucked cock now.. it might be hard to resist

Implying if I say girl you wont call me a lier and a faggot

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it is, the x days until E3 meme is fucking retarded

You're probably one of those fruitboys who thinks he can get away with calling his trap boyfriend a girl.

Fuck off with that sandy vagina Medea.

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Holy fuck. I laughed way harder than I should've.
Thank you good sir.

I don't know the names of the company that sells and distributes all the french beers but I've never been disappointed by them.

Definitely try pic related

I think the PC show will be the best, not because it will be good but because it will have bannerlord and the other conferences will have almost nothing.

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Ok, on what site did you meet him?

That movie was actually really interesting.

Getting laid or watching EA and friends trying to jew vidya for the umpteenth time.

Hmm, tough choice.

is she hot at least?

She is. 9/10 with big boobs.
It wont be the first time we meet n fucked but I will be pissed if I miss Half-life 3 being announced or something.
Getting laid is fun and all but E3 is a special time of the year.

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Nothing big will happen.
Go and be a normalfag.

Use a good night bag.

Will Jim (IA) do another stream of E3?

Getting ahead of ourselves aren't we?

There is literally nothing wrong with cowtits.

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I wanna hug you user.

Fucking hell, where do you fuckers find these babes playing vidya all day, especially ONLINE of all places?

Even Holla Forums doesn't feel like home anymore, and I don't wanna go down to /r9k/.

Fucking hell, where do you fuckers find these babes playing vidya all day, especially ONLINE of all places?

Even Holla Forums doesn't feel like home anymore, and I don't wanna go down to /r9k/.

You won't miss shit, user.

SOON

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There are many women who are very shy/only like very specific men.
There was a thread on Holla Forums a month or two ago where some user found a cute femanon who bought him a thousand dollars worth of videogames.

that frog bitch can hop on my cock anytime

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Don't mind him. His mind has been warped from watching gook mind control media created to destroy society.

Please sega, just give me my fucking sequel already.

The game was doomed when they put the announcer from Total War on it.

Wait Are Mormons allowed to do that

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I don't understand.

it means they were getting desperate.

No, they aren't.
I sort of feel bad for convincing her to go through with it but she decided she is ok with it after not wanting to at first

Sega owns total war bro, what are you talking about?

Religious girls are bigger whores than you think. or so I've been told

Yeah, but my question is WHERE do you find them?

Reminds me that I need to get a new PC, my toaster can't even run modern vidya on normal settings, fucking Company of Heroes of all things lags like hell.

btw, we should totally get a "build me a PC" advice thread going on here. I can't be the only one strapped for cash and looking to trade up

Someone got a blank report card? I'm lazy.

logicalincrements.com you nigger

They are, I used to live with a bunch of Jehovahs Witnesses. Biggest sluts in town.

No, i didnt fuck them. We were living with each other and we agreed that it would make things awkward. The sexual tension was palpable at times.

seconded. I'm finally at my main PC so I can actually fill one out

Its true, the religious girl in my class fucked just about every guy in class. including me thankfully Except she only did anal since she wanted to stay a virgin. The best part? Her name was Allison she was literally Anal Alley

Who here is looking forward to seeing what Croteam plans to show at E3? I know I am.

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From what little has been revealed about Serious Sam 4 we know they aim to push even more enemies on screen.

Their engine can use Vulcan so who knows what they can accomplish when they're actually building with that in mind.

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GET OUT OF HERE, EVIL DOGGER

Go out and apply to every where within walking distance. Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter if they are hiring. Get an application for them, go back home, fill it out, then return the next day and give it to them. Also look for jobs in your area through craigslist and other sites. It's what I did and I got a job within a couple of months. I didn't even have previous work experience.

You are just playing the odds, eventually you will find a job. Just remember to put on your nice clothes and keep good hygiene.

Oh boo hoo, you lazy cunt, I got 50 applications rejected without an answer because my surname is Lebanese. I have to work twice as hard as any of you Anglos/Celts/Germanics/Francs because I'd never get a fucking job otherwise when employers are looking at me and some guy with the surname Smith or Williams.

If I still manage, you glorious faggots can too.

Is that what you want for society

Just ask them for entry level positions. It's more common than you think.

I've already applied to the Tom Hortons, Toys R Us, Subway, traditional games store, and both of the sex shops and both of the liquor stores. I've even applied to the Toys R Us and grocery stores when they were looking for seasonal temps. Apparently the bigger places prefer revolving door minority hires because they never have to pay benefits because they never stay for longer than a few months. All the fast food places have deeply entrenched Indians and Phillipines who just hire on extended family and all the smaller specialty stores just don't want more people.

Most anyone can work at any brand name assuming they don't have a mental problem, the shit at these jobs can essentially be done by robots. And probably will be, soon enough.

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Shit is tense in Cuckrope

Don't give up. They throw away applications older than three months. Apply there again.

Also, if you haven't looked it up already, find out the proper way to behave in an interview. No offence, but if you are here and a NEET, I take it your social skills aren't very good.

wallah cuz

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You probably got the job on the 51st application
I have put in Hundreds of applications and only started hearing back now

Try everywhere, not just shops but receptions, trades, Abattoirs

I'm fine with interviews, and honestly I've applied to the places nearby to the point that I've just given up. Every job I've had was always an hour to an hour and a half bus ride away. I just do semi-unsuccesful commission art and live very low budget now.

Nope, everything around these parts has gotta be above-board with months/years of trade school stuff
…maybe, I've never really looked into it, but I could probably do data entry
I don't think there's any slaughterhouses nearby

62nd actually.

And I specialized in fucking Comp. Sci. which is basically needed fucking everywhere and I still lost out two jobs to yuropoor guys who were less qualified, and in one case, objectively stupider than me. It's even worse in Mid-East countries, since they prefer to hire Americans and Asians instead.

So , assuming he's not borderline retarded, already has a massive fucking advantage. Just gotta look in the right place.

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If shit is really as bad as you make it sound, maybe it's time to move elsewhere. Some place cheaper with more jobs. Try the capital city of a smaller state. More would be in walking distance and the immigration would probably be lower. That also really helped me.

So you don't see ads for 1st year Apprenticeship Carpentry

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It's not the best but I rent out a townhouse and live in the smallest room in it, I don't know where I would even move to. All the other provinces are fucking garbage. Not that Alberta is much better, but it's a little better, when our money machine up North isn't fucking burning down.

No, I don't. And I don't know someone who is looking for an apprentice. You gotta know someone to get a permanent trades job in this city. Otherwise it's job Russian roulette, and riding the waves of how well the local oil economy is.

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user, I'm sorry. I didn't know you lived in Canada. I don't really have much advice for over there. I hear Calgary used to be good before the oil market crashed. I'd hate to say this, but you might have better luck in British Columbia, but I don't really know that area in detail. The last advice I can think of is try to find work in the US. I don't know all the hoops you would have to jump through to accomplish this, but I hear Alaska is always looking for work that pays very well. It won't be easy though. Wish you the best of luck, just always keep an eye and an ear open. You always have a chance but not if you refuse to see it.

Maybe if you wherent out finding one instead of shitposting online you will get the job instead

You mean Half-Life Online?

I've always thought that if was born into a hopeless society i would inevitably resort to a life of extremely violent crime to make my fortune.

I'm just gonna stay where I am and hope death comes peacefully, instead of from a Muzzie's AK. I am literally the only white household on my block, so it'll probably be the last one. I can see the mosque tower when I look out my window.

Time to die.

Get angry

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Oh shit, was Darude finnish? i though the nigger was Murrican (hence his joke shirts)

Make sure you take a few of them with you.

That, Deathhulk and Shadow Warrior 2 are the only games I'm somewhat interested in.

It's Wing Death you silly billy

It would be weird if he wasn't Finnish.

Fucking hell, I googled it to make sure it was right and I still fucked it up

I'm disappointed in you, user

Wing Death is my favourite Hulk Grips album.

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I Break Orks With My Bolter In The Ultima Segmentum is also the best song.

he's a fucking normalfag who fucked hundreds of stacies

He's a pretty decent DJ i have to say
DJ as in rave maker, not some producer
Also the jokes were about him being famous in Europe but not in America, and american hosts/everyone joked about him being some unknown while he was among Tiesto and other Armin in many festivals
Murrifats are pretty tough with their nationals abroad i have to point out

Think that's bad. I lost my virginity to an ugly asian hooker at age 24. I payed for an hour and was really struggling to finish myself off by the end. She said she was sorry at the end and gave me a hug.

Feel free to laugh at me, im laughing at myself.

That's probably what would happen to me since i can't get it up to 3d anymore.

Oh hey, I made that webm

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ALRIGHT NIGGERS WHERE'S THE STREAM AT

What steam there's still a day until it starts.

Real talk look at MMOs, especially RP servers. I wouldn't suggest trying to e-date or anything to be honest like some do, but that's the easiest place to meet women online barring actual dating websites.

/r9k/ is beyond garbage though, I can't tell if they're being ironic or not when they celebrate Elliot Rodgers for instance.

Yeah but where will it be? I don't wanna go on twitch because the chat is gay as shit over there.

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Im pretty close to signing up to something like Tinder or Okcupid. Hell, i'd probably dick a guy if there were any on the cuteboys map. My standards are beyond low, yet i would never, EVER, recommend trying to pick up on an MMO RP server.

depends. I think there's going to be an infinity stream but i'll just probably watch brote.

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Misfired

This is supposed to be a fucking industry trade show, not a geek autofellatio shitshow.

Geek/Nerd is the new fad
And one with an actual industry to fall over and exploit each other
Dark times indeed

If you're after a casual lay go crazy but its a hook up app. People who use it to date are retarded.

Yeah, I used to raid hardcore and some of the drama that came about from that shit was hilarious. I'm just saying RP servers have a crazy concentration of women. You're not really going to meet any significant numbers of women on an RTS or some crap. It's a fantasy more than anything.

Finland usually has the best one-hit wonder tunes that nobody actually knows the name of.

I remember Freestyler being all the rage when I was a kid, yet nobody knew the name, only that it was by "some Finnish guys".

Eh, guess my best bet is just to go to those dance classes I've been putting off for a while now. Although I found that there's a surprising amount of girls on music portals, but also lots of faggots.

So are we in place to crash E3 with no survivors?

Sounds like a good idea. I've been planning to take some recreational classes myself but I just never quite find the time.

I'd say it would just crash itself, but that would imply it could ever get off the ground

Let them eat cake, amirite?

You have high expectations

It costed me about 20-25 euro to get into Gamescom in 2015, why is E3 so exceedingly expensive?

Because gamescom is actually better in regards of video games being presented and isn't as a jew event as e3

I don't know what you could possibly mean, Goy!

And because this thread seems to have been derailed enough already…

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Back on topic though, I'm kinda looking forward to Dishonored 2 and maybe The Evil Within 2 because Shinji Mikami's autism plus seeing if anything pops up about Mount & Blade 2.

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what movie?

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I've still got this delusion that one day i will find a loyal female and start a family, buy a house, all that good shit. I'm not sure it was ever attainable, i've never met anyone living this dream.

You like bad things, dont you

whatever you do, do not fall for the "I've made mistakes but I am an adult woman now!" meme
those whores realize nobody wants them anymore so they settle down with anyone willing to take them and then live on their paychecks

Don't mock me for my shit taste, user, my inner voices got that niche filled.

with TEW2, though, I only wanna see how retarded the plot will get

Young girls are easier, anyway. If I weren't such an autistic shut-in, I'd probably be swimming in top-tier pussy by now.

Mr. Dubs, do you think it's worse to have a child with used goods or to have your legacy fade away?

That applies to everyone on Holla Forums though

you tell me, senor quads
is your legacy worth saving?

Nice quads.
Not him, but the first one.
Your kid will grow up to be a gay little shit thanks to primary school mandatory re-education anyways.

Shit stealth games with Bethesda-tier antics?
Bad RE4 copies?
Come on son

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Not that user but since i have 2 brothers both more "active" in social life, the lineage will continue, so fuck it and live like i want to i say.

No, it's actually because Drybones owns it

a-anons, we have IDs here

Which companies do you think will actually try this E3?

Which companies do you think will actually produce a good showing?

found the summerfag

Sure but it's better to qualify. I've argued with someone completely different a few times because it got heated and i didn't watch the id's.

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Nintendo. Yeah they announced that their line up is basically non existant, but that makes me think they will try their absolute hardest to make the "nothing" they have look like "everything".

Nintendo is either gonna hardcore show off the NX or will basically show nothing and be super quiet.

Sony and Microsoft will try and justify their boxes with highly mediocre games. I know that's pretty vague and non-committal, but their presentation will be too.

That's probably a safe bet. What if the new Zelda game is actually kinda good? What if Eiji really has learned his lesson, stops punishing experienced players and tries to revitalise the series' sense of adventure by drawing more from the older games' principles?

They've got Zelda, Pokemon plus whatever third parties the Treehouse make comfy looking.

None like always. MAYBE the new Zelda and Nier will be ok, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

So what was that squeenix presentation?

a possible DMC5 is all that keeps me breathing

oh god yes please
it won't fucking happen but this thought gives me hope.

I dont want this to get into a blog post of my life problems, but i seriously will build some robot legs. I have some experience in robotics and the use of cnc mills and lathes; i've built one of these, i sometimes post updates on my console portables and so on.
I will build some legs.

Will there be streams here?

I feel ya. Tempted to skip Sony since it's 3AM for me.
But I doublt I'll be able to find a full stream without being spoiled.
I don't even like Sony that much, but I like hype.

I feel you man. 5 looked fantastic.
Looked.
I dunno, but when I started playing I just didn't get into it. Maybe it's because I suck at fighting games and it tried to be more like a proper online fighting game (it had meter IIRC).

If they're good friends, you'd enjoy even a shit /tg/ system with them.
THe fact you choose watching Bethesda fail over them speaks volumes of how much you actually like them.

I wish they would do fucking something besides either:
or

It's be cool if he was a rival adventurer kind of like rivals in pokemon games, and you're both trying to rescue Zelda, but he resorts to darker and evil powers and eventually become corrupted.

Please may someone who saved some screencaps of people musing over a whole storyline where Link and Ganon start off as great, longtime friends. It's an angle Aonuma could actually get a lot of mileage out of since he loves storytelling in these games.

Check Holla Forums on your phone. It's gonna be alright, bro.

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I assure you, you will start with legs and what comes out is something that can be fugged
god speed

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it would make le ganon is hitler meme real, it won't happen

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anything exciting going to happen?

why does CodeMonkey suck? I though he was cool because he fixed the site

get out of here dogger

Care to go into more detail on that meme of yours?

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𝐆𝐎 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑.

Is there going to be a group stream like last year? I recall a site dedicated to Holla Forums that was kind of like synctube. Going to be really boring without that.

because I don't have friends to watch it with :c

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What are you on about?

kill me

you'll fall asleep alright

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THE POWER OF KEK COMPELS YOU

wait a fucking minute is not even the right day, its tomorrow
goddamn im fucking retarded, thank fuck.

Jesus user, just go to sleep now.

Is the 4th cuckchan exodus (see other thread) the cause of this?

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I am prepared for disappointment.

what was that dilbert video called again, and does anyone have a webm of it?

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Likely, we went from 2700 to 2800 in a day.
We even have normalfags talking abiut getting laid, getting replies, and talking about /r9k/ like it wasnt the most cancerous fucking board.

Am I shitposting or am I complaining about shitposters?

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By complaining about shitposters you are in effect shitposting.

So how come there are like 7 days of e3 according to this site igdb.com/e3

What's the difference between the 'press conferences' and the actual "E3"

Lurk more DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

>>>/cuckchan/

fuck out of here

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Dilbert 3

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I've lost my rare pepe booster pack image, with 1 guaranteed rare pepe, but i'd post it in response if i had it.

newfag

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read mein kampf niggers

I can't deny pepe is dead, but what you're saying is wrong

Don't worry, user, I got your back. Just tell me where she lives and I'll fuck her so that you can watch E3.

The Grinch is dead user, let go
Pray they dont come for our dubs

I don't see how it they could integrate it. Since there isn't really any post number or anything like that outside of imageboards.

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Normalfags can mutate these by posting them out of context.
They've done it before

Dubs are wrong, she's mine.

Dont do it its akward as fuck.

So…Ganondorf did nothing wrong?

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Yes.

Jesus Christ

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cannot unseee

Did you try pressing the Maintenance key?

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there's a reason no one on Holla Forums should ever meet up in large groups because memelords and gays and the mandatory tranny are always around, waiting to suck dick

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So are you getting ready?
i've just come back from shopping. I manange to scrap enough money together for 15 cans of beer, a 0,7l vodka and 2 packets of peanuts/sunflower seeds.

Also, CURRENT YEAR is shaping up to be extremely good so far. I wonder it something will happen in e3 that will make the flames raise even more.

meme

mark you dumbass

replace that report card template in the announcement with this one that hasn't already been filled out

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Reminder that no presentation has ever leaked before.

Individual games yes but never the whole thing.

I have never seen this picture actually achieving dubs. It's fucking cursed.

Fucking pathetic how you have to make such cheap excuses.

He's probably black, poor, unmotivated, or a combination of the three

It's funny because i'm/was literally all 3. But you have to do what you have to do if you no longer have mommy's or the governments money letting you be a man child.
Lucky for me I was able to get a job at a school and by working hard within six months I was offered to be a teachers assistant. Getting paid 18$/hour to hang out with kids and help them with math and I don't even have my Associates yet.
My room mate got an even better offer of being guaranteed being a teacher after he gets his degree after only 4 months because he worked so hard and the kids loved him.

so wheres the fucking stream

What's the difference? We're all cursed here anyway

Sorry I'm so late this year. Had a bunch of other preparations I had to take care of before I could work on this.
Slightly easier than last year (I burned through half my stack before the second day, last year). More qualifiers though, so take it easy.
Also included a copyright friendly version, in case anyone needs it.

This years style is: sweet lolita.

I'll probably go for the brote one user, but godspeed user.

I'd like to know too.

Based. Please post pics of your legs when you can

I hope they do come for dubs because dubspam in legit threads is a serious problem right now
Although normalfag memeing didn't stop this /r9k/ faggot

Can't stop watching. It's glorious.