Let's have a Paper Mario thread

Your cropped porn can't hide your shit taste

how about:

where's the rest of that image?

It's around

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pure autism

Thousand Year Door sub-two and half hour speedrun.

Version with commentary: youtube.com/watch?v=CguPESVuZ3Y

I admittedly never played Paper Mario outside of Super and the horrible 3DS game. So, how has the original on N64 aged? Is it as great as people make it out to be?

I nearly puked with that shit. And it stayed at the top of swfchan for a fucking long time.

I wasn't expecting something else.

The Thousand-Year Door, full stop

Toss-up between Rogueport, the Crystal Palace, and Glitzville

Paper Mario 64 overall, though TTYD has some very chilling music

Goombella a cute! A CUTE

Hard to say - probably Chapter 3 of TTYD or Chapter 4 of PM64

Rawk Hawk

I dunno, slept through them honestly.

You could have prevented this OP. Anyways how would you anons make a paper mario game? As in a fun if simple, and creative adventure with RPG elements. And absolutely no porn

The N64 PM is pretty good, but "the thousand year door" is the best of them

Yeah, it's still pretty good. I think Paper Mario: TTYD improves upon almost every aspect, however.

What did you think of Super Paper Mario, out of curiosity?

Well what does that have to do with anything?

oops meant for

This is a thread about Paper Mario and he mentioned a Paper Mario game

>Duplighost partner, might be fun getting to play as a duplicate of your enemies especially bosses
>Travelling Toad Sisters compose Mario's cheer squad

Cuck Splash is doomed to flop

Jesus christ. No wonder why I can't start a thread over there without it going to shit

yes but what he said has nothing to do with what i said.

It really would have been so perfect wouldn't it have?

Neat. What do people like so much on Thousand Year Door? Does it basically have the best jokes, gameplay, and exploration in the series?

I liked the story, OST, and it had a good sense of humor in general.

You know, it's strange, but reading this made me realize that the most fun I'd have with a paper mario game would be a cuhrazy game starring paper mario. Imagine a cross between sticker star's huge bosses and devil may cry's gameplay, with paper mario pulling giant hammers out of hammerspace

I love it. Here is one, how about we have Doopliss and Jr. Troopa as Statler and Waldorf from the muppets

It's basically the first Paper mario but more refined and fun

it's all over

Ok, didn't expect that ending

You forgot to mention how he threw a bitchfit and cancelled his Zelda flash simply because people didn't praise Gaper for having gay shit.

Wow, no wonder people hate this guy. Why do so many people have the tism now? Is it just bad parentinjg, are they a product of the times, or is it pic related

he cancelled the Mighty Switch Force flash due to that too

god, Lava Piranha's sexy af

Do any of you faggots know the artist Sirserial? He used to draw expansion smut of PM characters and then he retired about a couple months ago.

is there any good artists like him? I don't care if I sound like a faggot, my boner needs this

The good thing about the Paper Mario games is that the numbers don't go crazy. You start by doing 1 damage and having 10 health. Abilities usually up your damage by 1, or by 2 but have some massive downside. You get better shoes and hammers as you progress, which up damage. At the end of the game you're still only doing a base damage of 6.
They're worth playing but last time I checked PM64 has this awful flickering when emulated. There's probably a fix by now.

TTYD, though I love Super as well
Shy Guy's Toy Box. Nice and comfy
TTYD has some nice boss fight themes Mario & Luigi has better music though
Vivian. You can shit all over the final boss with Fiery Jinx
The one in Super where you go to vidya hell
Shadow Queen for design, Tubba Blubba for story

I need trap vivian

On another note, I imagined this guy sounding like popeye the sailor

No idea, the only way any of us could help you is if you dump his stuff like the dirty slut you are.

Actually no that kinda makes sense, Miyamoto was a pretty big Popeye fan back in the day.

I thought he just posted his stuff on deviant only now because people bitched or something on paheal?

Shit really? I don't even remember him announcing a MSF flash.

I've got a milf vivian, an imp vivian, and a trap vivian

You're forced to choose one to play till completion.

…Which do you pick?

Trap vivian a qt

Thing is if you know to pump BP and use attack plus/similar badges you'll still do ridiculous damage. Yeah, it's still low numbers but you'll frequently be able to kill enemies in one basic jump attack. In TTYD you can combine that with a first hit and Goombella's basic attack with badges and now you can take out three enemies before they can do anything to you. Even for bosses you'll do so much extra damage that you can get away with the low hp/fp. And even if Pit of 100 Trials or a late boss makes you want more hp/fp you can always change your stats and just lose a couple of badges.

Considering you can rush thru SS with a guide, and it's pretty short because of that, I'll pick SS.

Chronicles is a fucking mess that's very lengthy

wasn't sonic alright except the music?

he used to be on furaffinity but his account became privatized a couple months ago

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Death. Back on topic of ideas for Paper mario I like the idea of stage changes. We keep audience, but we can also have the toad sisters who help with revving up the audience, have some snarky characters from the previous games as hecklers up in a balcony, have guys in the audience selling food you can sometimes buy with coins to help you out, and you could have some stage sets with even greater variety of props. Maybe even have the stage manager come out and yell at people for messing up the play. Cmon people I need ideas

Appreciate it, user

I tried playing Chronicles once. It had these moves where you have to draw on the screen, but they never worked for me. Between that and the constant "Hey guys did you know this was made by BIOWARE? Come visit our forums!" I dropped it. I'd like to give it another chance one day though.

Damn, I can get behind a milf or imp vivian. If you know what I mean
It boggles my mind, that someone thought that was acceptable

What a shame. As simplistic as his stuff was, it was strangely enjoyable.

god damn, Sonic Chronicles was basically supposed to expand the series to further heights.

i think he's on Paheal for now

i too have a thing for simplistic porn

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Nope, he left. Everything he uploaded is there, but his account is apparently gone.

Unless you talked to the guy often, I don't think there's anyway to get in contact with him anymore.

There's only so much porn of those 3, and he drew a lot.
It's better than nothing

And that's why I was asking if you knew anyone similar to his style. Also, we don't we get somebody to draw more porn of those three?

I like this idea, but only if it's either if Mario's doing shit or if it's uncommon that they do this

It would have to be limited to smaller healing items, the better ones you have to go to the store or have the resident chef cook them for you

On a side note, we've already got Pure Hearts, Crystal Stars, and the Star Spirits. What would be the next 7 important collectibles Mario needed to get for Chapter 8?

Ah, my bad. Well, the only other person I can think of that does simplistic shit is ThunderFap, but his quality is all over the place. Sometimes a pic will be okay, and other times it'll be shit.

I am trying to think of stages that would be fun and easy to write for. We have had jungle, desert, lava, wrestling, and spooky themed worlds. Basically a lot have been throw backs to standard platformer type levels. I wonder what else we can do, we already had pirates to. Let me make a list

It would have to be, even with a large pool of dialogue it would get stale pretty quick
It should be stars, we went from stars to hearts to stickers. It didn't end well

I played TTYD first and had to emulate 64. It was so good that I dealt with that shit the entire way through.

I just had some neat ideas. Get this, an american or japanese themed level.The japanese themed level can be populated by various baddies mostly koopas is slightly different armor. The town is ancient japanese architecture, with the outside being mostly cherry blossoms and banzai trees. The level can be a huge fortress of monsters from mario games and japanese folklore. Your partner is a disgraced hammer brother guy who tried to commit sudoku to preserve his families honor, but fell on his back and brought even further shame to his family. He joins you on a quest to restore his honor. Still thinking about the american one, but Rawk Hawk gives me a great starting point

Toss up between ttyd and spm. I think ttyd is overrated and spm is underrated but that doesn't change the fact that ttyd is just really fucking good and spm has some glaring flaws.
Controversial opinion but flipside. I like the almost absurdist art made solely out of cubes, I like how fucking expansive it is and how there's outskirts and mini dungeons and a mirror counterpart with the same amount of secrets and exploration.
Spm, the music was actually in audio terms lower quality but I'm a sucker for that chiptune glitchy shit.
Bobbery, the fact that they actually bothered to give him as much backstory as a character in an adult rpg would receive is great. solid design too, and I like old characters in an industry full of teen/kid or age ambiguous protagonists.
Toss up between chapter 3 of both spm and ttyd, chapter 6 of ttyd, and chapter 7 of spm. The creativtiy in these were endless, we barely ever fell to the stereotypical mario archetype grass/desert/etc. worlds
Rawk hawk, no contest. spms were throroughly underwhelming and I was too little to clearly remember the bosses from pm.
When you buy his book at the end and it reveals that the king (?) who sent him on a quest was manipulating him. they managed to sneak in a plot twist into what has consistently been a gag throughout the game.

I think there already was a Jap level in Super. It was a dojo/fortress/castle type thing where you fought enemies to progress through honorabu batteru!

excess express at night = max comfy

haha

Ok and about the american story. It would be pretty self-explanatory if you are familiar with american stereoptypes. Mushrooms replaced with hotdogs and burgers, syrup replaced with generic brand cola. The town is populated by a bird like people similar to Rawk Hawk, and you get there just in time for their biggest event of the year. A celebratory event of all things american, but the unbeknownst to the townspeople the villian played by a mouse dressed as a rabi is planning to ruin the event. Of course the people trust him completely and you have to expose his web of lies

I forgot about that, it was stupid though

Nice trips Stan

And halfway through they got Hiroshima'd. Literally fucking nuked by the villains.

Holy sheit checked

They could do something based on the quality of the props. As in, at the beginning, the scenery in battle is visible sewn or painted together like an amateur play, but as you progress through the chapters it gets more well designed. It wouldn't effect anything mechanically, of course, and it'd have to be subtle, but it'd go a long way.

So in the beginning you are not very popular and the stage resembles a school play, but then close to the end you have all sorts of big effects and professionally done scenery. Hey, you could even have scenery stuff you can buy to help you out, they could be passive or active things to. Sprinklers help to mitigate fire damage, and sparklers can help to stun enemies

youtube.com/watch?v=dx6s4jO9xNY

You may be lost user, and second of all I doubt anyone will be surprised

the dialogue was funny and they did some neat shit with the chapter. Great atmosphere, too, with the rip in space or whatever it was supposed to be being consistently fucking massive and the contestants giving up towards the end because they fear for their life. And you come back after the place is nuked and it's just fucking nothing; an empty white void. Don't want to pin spm down for an edgelord game but that wonderfully cynical for a mainstream mario, and shadow queen levels of creepy to boot.

I just didn't like how they used stuff like that to extend the length of the game. The level with you having to pay off your debt was the most boring, perhaps clever but boring nonetheless

I guess we just have different tastes user. I liked that level because of the slowly discovering nooks and crannies hidden around the mansion. I'm really impartial to those "cave behind the waterfall" variety of secrets. And I know I'm skimming into hipster non-game bullshit when I say I like a portion of a game for something besides the gameplay, but the nip chapter in spm was the definite turning point of the story. It felt big when it got erased, and really immersive to walk through that white void while creep-assy music plays in the background and you hope to find some kind of survivor or remnant but don't.

I honestly couldn't enjoy Super Paper Mario. It was a fine game on it's own, but it was a huge step down in terms of what paper mario had been

I really hope youre a Nintendo marketer, because that level sounds like a fucking blast to play

I was really young when I plated / watched my older sibling play the original, and I played ttyd and spm together much later in my life after they'd both came out so I guess I just don't have the feeling of growing up with a series and experiencing a (supposed) decline. They're both good and yet very different games to me, although nothing can beat the charm of the first two fully fleshed-out rpgs in some aspects.

Yah right, a Nintendo marketer knowing anything about fun in year of our Lord 2016.

I played the games in this order TTYD, SPM, PM. TTYD is my favorite, but I liked PM better than SPM by a mile. SPM could have been really good, but it was probably a sign of what was to come with sticker star

SATAN LAUGHING SPREADS HIS TRIPS

Fair opinion but I'm gonna have to correct you on that one. After questions on the nintendo eshop concerning spm's story being interesting (I have a source on this but it's a fucking kotaku article so never mind I don't have a source) got negative results, miyamoto decided that Paper Mario was to have no story whatsoever anymore. sticker star being shit is almost a direct result from the reaction to spm and shigeru's impulses. And really, they're the exact opposite in most aspects. Spm contains the tightest continuity in the series, while ss acts like the other games don't exist. Spm is 2d but with heavy rpg aspects and ss is 3d but with almost nothing resembling a traditional rpg system. Spm has the most story, ss has the least. Spm strayed from classic mario npcs and enemies, ss is How About Some More Fucking Toads: The Game.

I saw an image that was basically questions regarding the various complaints with sticker star and the responses from the team to them, and it was basically them deciding to remove everything that was good about paper mario. I didn't save the image though

Nevermind found it

daily reminder that post-wii hardcore nintendrones will defend miyamoto removing the story from fucking Mario Story.

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What new partners should we have? Chainchomps of course, they could be pretty versatile. I should go look through all the old mario enemies and stuff.

Ooooh definitely a Hammer brother. Maybe a shyguy to, or a shygal. I think another user basically came up with the idea of punished goomba. We could have a character that steals things like a rogue, or maybe a Birdo companion who is not a trap. It may even be a good idea to consider equipables like spike helmets for certain characters. Would be nice so the Koopas don't get knocked on their ass

Shy guy might make for a good partner, since they're very rarely given a personality and only had a major appearance in PM64 (where they spent most of the time being, well, shy). Blooper and Thwomp are common suggestions, too. Maybe a paragoomba instead of a normal goomba, perhaps taking the gap-crossing role?

Nobody here goes to half/v/, and those who do need to stay there.

Yah what roles could they fill. Punished Goomba will have years of fighting experience and will know everything. The Hammer Brother would be the shell toss role by throwing his hammer. The Shyguy could cross gaps using various items like stilts and helicopter blades, maybe even do more. We need someone who can help avoid damage or enemies like Lady bow. And we need to think about special things like Flurry's ability to blow away things

just showing how bad it gotten there. plus i only lurk in the archives.

besides, it's good to keep track on shitposters because they could end up shitposting here next (like Ass Autist/GF_Sybb and fucking Ruggarell)

Oooohh I know who can be a thief. I also found a porn parody of the game he was in while looking for his picture

Croco was cool

What was he exactly? Like a yoshi?

Are these the assets from Mario RPG in higher res? I would love to see the assets of that game at a higher res.

Meant to say

something in between or a cousin species

Hmmmm, having a hard time coming up with an ally that can help you dodge damage that is not a ghost like Lady Bow, or ghost like such as Vivian or Flurry

He's a fucking crocodile, it's not complicated.

He's a t-rex silly

instead of getting stars, maybe he should have things to do

maybe in chapter 1 some shady-looking guy stole mario's hat while hes out doing something in toad town; he ends up going to a bad neighborhood to get his hat back, and he ends up getting in trouble with a gang, who he later finds out has his hat; he ends up beating them and goes back home with his hat

chapter 2: a titanic pelican swoops over toad town; he ends up scooping up half of toad town in his mouth before moving on

somehow mario survives it all, and so does most of who gets eaten, and it turns out almost all the others that get eaten survive too
at the end of chapter 2, mario finds his way out of the pelican, alot of room for creativity there(the pelican also ate goom U), and finds himself in a distant foreign land in some mountains after he escapes

chapter 3: mario tries to get back to toad town, alot of room for creativity there

chapter 4: mario gets back to toad town, which is enslaved by bowser, who has peach, and mario beats up bowser and whatnot and blows up his castle(mario's companion from chapter 1 has a very powerful bomb-omb secretly stored in his house) and saves whats left of toad town from bowser too
his new companion is a magikoopa who works for bowser but doesn't like it, and decides to quit; that magikoopa casts a spell on the bomb-omb to make its explosion bigger

chapter 5: alot of seemingly "unlucky" things start happening to mario, things that are so "unlucky" that he could've died from each incident
after the 8th assassination attempt(which mario doesn't know they are), some toad living maybe 30 miles away in a rural village next to a forest filled with monsters runs to mario's house, and cries to him for help because the monsters started raiding his village
the assassination attempts continue on the way to the village, at the village, and in the monster-filled forest as well, and in the forest one of the assassination attempts fail because the guy doing that attempt got caught by a monster, and mario ends up finding out he works for some unknown organization thats trying to kill mario
during chapter 5 he gets the last party member

chapter 6: that unknown organization has a flying town fly over toad town, and it starts abducting people(and mario) and keeping them prisoner; mario ends up breaking out and whatnot, and he takes over the flying town's controls and after dropping off the abducted toad town residents near the town, flies to their headquarters, the location of which he discovered onboard the flying town

chapter 7: mario takes out their headquarters, but their leader escapes

chapter 8: during the events of chapters 5-7, bowser was secretly lead by the entity mario fought in chapter 7 to some ancient artifact that'd let him control the power stars; bowser finds the artifact, goes to peach's castle, gets the power stars with the artifact(mario gets back while this is happening), and becomes very powerful, but before bowser decides to do more than break a few walls or whatever, the leader of the entity that mario fought in chapter 7 comes in with another ancient artifact, which was designed to counter the one that bowser got; he ends up taking all the power from the power stars from bowser and putting it in himself
theres some room for creativity for how mario ends up beating the guy, buy he ends up beating the guy and returning life to normal and etc
maybe mario finds some strange item in the monster forest
maybe mario's magikoopa companion casts some spell on mario(that requires reagents) to make him stronger
maybe mario just calls upon the power stars with his own will because hes been around them so much
maybe he flees on a plane and goes to delfino isle and gets the shine sprites then comes back to fight
theres some options for the dues ex machina

I also do understand that I'm doing the giant thing flying over toad town thing twice, and I understand that most of the game is centered around toad town, I'm compelled to believe that those aren't good design choices or whatever, but thats what I thought of

Whatever Vivan is, she's still hot to me.

also in chapter 6 or 7, mario finds out that that organization was behind mario's hat being stolen, the pelican swooping up toad town, and the village next to the monster forest being raided by monsters

It could happen like this, but you would still need some good writing to hold it all together and make it flow logically. The reason items like stars are used is to make the story flow easily. You go to an Island, why? Because there is a star there. You fight some random guy you have never met, because he will not give you the star he has for reasons. You can do it your way, but it is harder. The Magic Koopa companion is a good idea though, really useful to attack air and ground units with magical abilities to maybe reveal things or interact with certain objects. Maybe by telekinesis, it would let you grab objects waaaay out of reach

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and as clarification, mario gets a companion in chapters 1, 2 ,3 4, and 5

Why not just invulnerability?

I just had a wonderful idea to go along with this one. In addition to having a plot not centered around collecting things, we can have a in-between chapters sequence with other characters. Lets say Peach has been captured again, but so have Bowser, Luigi, and maybe some other characters. They basically cause trouble and try to help mario by working together to get him information and even certain items

That is essentially what Lady bow and Vivian do, temporary invulnerability. Flurry makes you harder to hit, but it lasts for several turns. Lady bows ability costs 2 turns, this keeps you from being invincible forever

Man I remember way back people told me Super Paper Mario was going to be shit when it was first released.

Then I played it and have fun. and now I'm reading people love it now. What the fuck

my question is where is the Paper Luigi TTYD spinoff fan game?

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People's hateboner subsided and they more or less forgot about it. However the fans still like the game and remember it fondly. This basically happens with every game.

It's more of a GTA IV lowered standards case.

i do like the idea of between-chapter sequences, and I actually forgot about those
I guess those sequences could star bowser

after chapter 1:
theres disobedience in the castle and bowser puts an end to it

after chapter 2:
bowser finds out mario is gone and besieges whats left of toad town

after chapter 3:
bowser sieges the castle peach is in and kidnaps her

after chapter 4:
bowser's castle is in ruins and theres toads around, bowser is badly injured and some koopas make a makeshift clinic away from the castle, toads find the koopas carrying bowser on the way there, and bowser is left to fend for himself with a broken leg as he slowly drags himself to the clinic; he isn't completely defenseless though

after chapter 5:
bowser recovers and starts getting lead around by that organization

after chapter 6: bowser finds the artifact

after chapter 7: bowser besieges the castle peach is in again

I also had a thought for a new power system that does involve stars. Basically a meter that is from 1 to 10 that gauges how excited the audience is. Appealing to the audience with your cheerleaders, using different combination of attacks, hitting the buttons at the right time, a dazy putting the audience to sleep, Doopliss making horrible puns, you taking or doing damage, and some other things can fill or empty the meter a certain amount depending on the action. Special powers that you find through exploration of the world can be used when the audience is happy. Each power has a CD by a certain number of turns though, or maybe can only be used a certain number of times per battle. In addition an unhappy audience throws stuff at you, and might help the enemies by giving them stuff. Some enemies and bosses may actually get stronger with an unhappy audience

*That does not involve stars* oh boy

we'll never have a good paper mario game again.

played sticker star it was literally nothing
saw lots of videos on paper jam and it was literally the same shit every boss.
color splash is gonna be literally sticker stit but with cards and color shit

well we may decide to make a fan made game. Why not? I am never doing anything

ya its literally come to the fans will mod and fix nintendo. see Fire emblem Fates translation, and a good amount of modded mario levels for smworld and other games
like mods make Bethesda games playable

TTYD

The Glitz Pit

I really can't decide between 64 and TTYD. They're both great.

I'm inclined to go with sass goomba grill due to utility + personality combination. Sushie was my favorite for the first game when I was younger. Nowadays I also like Parakarry and Gonzales Jr. a lot too because they're qts.

6 from TTYD. That chapter did everything right.

Another hard one. Both final boss battles on the first two games are great. I'd stick with the Shadow Queen one for being more tricky and difficult overall, as well as not having to mash A to repeatedly slam Kammy Koopa with a star in an unlosable segment.

Can't remember them.

SPM is a boring game and a mistake.

A business/office themed chapter where you have to explore some big corporate building full of cubicles and offices laden with workaholic characters and corporate-themed traps.

Just a random idea I had. I think it would go well with the overall paper theme of the game.

Dry Bones partner. Yes please.

whacka partner even better

This honestly sounds like a bad idea. It reeks of adhd and a lack of direction and reads like something on the fantendo wikia tbh.

your opinions are boring and a mistake :^)

My nigga, TTYD all the way

I remember when they first showed Sticker Star and we'd all have threads making up partners, thinking about what would come.

I wish it had never came out and we'd just keep living in that bubble forever.

Then the Miyamoto came and took away all that we were hoping for.

well i am adhd

but either way i think they could do a plot that doesn't revolve around mario getting 7 stars or hearts or crystals or whatever

I think that whole segment was merely an example of a story with no collectables, not written in stone.

A business theme might be fun, I imagine it would work almost like a Dilbert comic

No interest in this? It skips over 2/3rds of the game.

What about a company for selling paper? It'd make sense given the series ironic 4th-wall-breaking sense of humor, and they could sneak in a couple references to boot.

Initially a lot of people were pissed off that it was ditching the series core gameplay for a weird platforming/ rpg mishmash. As time's wore on and the shock's worn off, people have come to appreciate it for what it is, that being a flawed but enjoyable game with absolutely fantastic writing.

Honestly the writing pretty much carries the game since the attempt to merge classic Mario platforming with Paper Mario elements really just does not work all that well in the end but the scenario writing and character writing is insanely creative and well done. It's probably one of the best game narratives Nintendo's ever made.

Which is what makes the path they've taken with the series so unforgivable because they they took away all the worst parts from SPM and dumped everything that was great.

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Not shyguys in business suits, cmon user

Guess I'll post some artwork

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Hmmm, I don't have a folder for fan art. Maybe I should start one. It will probably turn into a porn folder though

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I can barely find any art of Paper Mario that isn't porn. On another note I know exactly who should be the hecklers in the balcony. Wario and Waluigi would be absolutely perfect if they are not used anywhere else

Friendly reminder that even though N64 emulation is shit, you can use the Glide 64 final release video plugin to play a ROM with the least amount of graphical glitches and irregularities.

Just keep looking m8. There's plenty, but you'll have to sift thru mountains of shit on dA.

You can star with the-paper-mario-club.deviantart.com

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I'm still holding on to a slim hope that Color Splash will be an alright game. Hopefully they show more info on it at E3.

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They're shit

Still hoping.

CEN64 is already a thing and it is doing gigantic steps, but it is not quite there yet and it needs a powerful PC.

is there a public release? Can it run Paper Mario? I've been playing through this game for the first time on PJ64. The graphical glitches are somewhat annoying, but the gameplay is sound. There's no crashes or anything. I mean, if there's a better alternative, I'll take it.

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Not sure it counts but I played the new Mario and Luigi.
It's kinda ass.
I think I just beat the Jungle level and realised I stopped enjoying myself somewhere along the way.
Grassy plains, Desert, Island, Jungle, Ice mountain
Where are the interesting levels?
The cardboard model boss fights.
Objectively shit.
THE FORCED TOAD MISSIONS
WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?
The cards to make the gameplay a joke for no reason other than to add amiibo integration.

Partners in Time was good, I tell you, good!

Who is the best partner and why is it Bobbery?

Good taste. He always was my default partner as soon as I got him.

I do not fully agree with these trips, but I am checking them anyways

I'm beginning to notice a pattern here with Spazkid sperging out after that Sonichu TAS thing went belly up just when it was getting really good because of him losing interest and alienating people involved

I'm waiting for the N64 HD texture pack to be released before I play any PM again. It's been about 3 years now, I just can't play it again vanilla.

I watched his last TAS commetary. It was really calming, so I'll watch this one too.

right in the fetish
i'm going to implode

Finally fucking found some decent art of vivian that wasn't really gross porn. I also had a sudden epiphany, Spazkid spazzes out a lot, and it's in his name. It's like pottery

goombella is moe

Have some more

I guess those too, fuck. Was thinking about that Business Bro. Hamma or whatever his name was talking about in the Glitz Pit.

Spazkid is a fuckong worthless degenerate.

Ka-bump. Preparing something special, may wait till tomorrow though. When more people are on

Wait a minute . . .

Got some more art.

I had no idea I wanted this so badly

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Remember when NoA's changes actually made sense?

Yep

Only barely related, but have some edits someone made to the actual game

Correction, the development team threwh a tantrum when miyamoto suggested changing it up a bit.

And then blamed him.

It's pic related. People making a living drawing gay scat porn based off of a children's videogame is exactly what Calhoun described as a behavior sink, in which subjects retreated into self-isolating, degenerate and onanistic activities, eventually destroying the society when reproduction ceased occurring.

user, mentioned Calhoun's research on his image already.

Ka-bump

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No idea why those previous images were posted twice

Posting some cropped pictures for reasons

Alright I suddenly got the urge for one of these. This first one will just be for fun, after that if we have enough people we can start some nominations. So lets get started

This is the un-bloodiest bloodbath ever

You will never fight Prince Mush

Hmmm, I must have set it to low death rate. Usually I have a hard time hosting games past the second day

in bed.

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Boy dry bones sure are tough without a high attack value

Bombette kills dry bones. I am really not surprised

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Rest in Piece General

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Dat soothing voice.

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The feasting has started

Gonna speed up since not many are left

We have an event, underwhelming though since so few are left. And we have a winner

Mario looks a little shocked he is only 13th place, and his brother seems awfully smug about it

Yeah I barely stuck to it

This is probably autism I should save for an original game. I thought about giving Mario a portable cottage that you can enter at certain spots on the map. In this portable cottage Mario and his partners can talk and relax. I also thought about giving partners trades that they can use in Mario's cottage. One partner could be a cook and mix items. Another partner could be an "origami gardener" that can fold items into origami flowers and grow them into "super items". There can also be shopkeepers, badge smiths, a hypnotist that can put Mario in a dream challenge to fight past bosses he defeated, etc.

Not sure how this would fit a Paper Mario theme though.

That is actually kinda interesting. It doesn't have to be a portable cottage though, but it's still a nice idea of having the partners learn or have professions that can be used for certain things. Saves up having to go to Taste T. every time you want the cooked items

Has Holla Forums been shitting itself all day? I can barely view any threads without an offline error

The cottage came to mind because it was,what I came up with for another game. The point of the cottage having limited access is to keep players from abusing save scumming and sleeping after every encounter.

Also I thought about having a Paper Mario game play like an anthology rather than a linear experience. You can tackle a set of chapters in any order (like chapter 1-4 before you get the super boots/super hammer then take chapters 5-7 in any order before chapter 8, and maybe a chapter 9). I'd also like the world to be interconnected again. Level select in Sticker Star just isn't the same.

Boy they even had a level select in sticker star. Boy they really did throw out everything didn't they?

E3 hype and the orlando happening overloading things.

But then you couldn't have leveling unless you want to gett your ass kicked when you choose any chapter but the correct one.

Shit, I just realized I sold TTYD while going through my Cube games to sell.
Fuck, at least we have a Wii I can hack somewhere. I never did beat that game.

This is a really good idea.
This is also a really good idea.

In terms of justifying Mario carrying a cottage around, maybe the game could start off with him agreeing to house-sit for someone (Luigi? Princess Peach's summer cottage? Princess Daisy?) before getting swept up in the big bad's plan. Maybe part of the villain's plan is to turn everything in the world literally into paper so it flies away on the wind, which is what lets Mario pick up the cottage and fold it into a pocket dimension (literally his pocket, get it, haha), but he can only unfold it in places with absolutely zero wind.

Maybe this is really contrived for a Paper Mario game. I think it's a solid idea, but the justification is trickier than I thought it'd be.

I think that would kill the pacing and fuck up the balance a lot. You'd either have a player:
Not to mention that if you wanted to avoid the second and third options, you'd need to have enemies which levelled alongside you; Skyrim and Oblivion taught us this is, at best, a dubious idea which makes the player feel less powerful and levels less meaningful. You could also make levels less frequent, but then you'd have to increase the power of each level in order to prevent the disempowerment problem.

Did your house burn down while you were playing it or something?

True. There would have to be a way to balance chapters if they're not in order. Maybe not with enemies leveling up with each successive chapter. Perhaps with enemies actively hunting Mario that require more complex strategies with your new abilities to defeat. Of course this does mean stream lining RPG statistics to have some non-linear progression.

This is Sticker Star territory isn't it?

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If it's not there, it's dangerously close.

The thing about the Mario RPG games and Paper Mario which I really enjoy, and which I suspect a lot of people enjoy without consciously knowing or noticing, is their ability to take a bog standard traditional JRPG formula and spin it into something unique and wacky with Mushroom Kingdom characters inhabiting these weird settings. I like the idea of giving the player more options, but more options for more options' sake isn't a good design philosophy.

I'm also running out of Paper Mario fanart, anybody got any more worthwhile images?

Define worthwhile

10/10 partner
but no more partners ever again good job nintendo on killing yourself

Well I don't have anymore paper mario,it's actually pretty rare to find really good stuff. But I do have this

Actually it would be a good partner, it could take the role vivian and lady bow took maybe. That would bring us up to seven.

And I forgot about the possibility of a dry bones partner

those are pretty good

What is with all this stuff I keep seeing with Paper Mario: The Book of Ages and Mirror of Infinity? Are people already making fan games?

How about no?

Until a once colorful and imaginative mind like Miyamato is tragically forced to leave Nintendo, his horrifically misguided out of touch views of RPGs and even games in general will only pull the series even further down.

Thanks Captain Killjoy, but we are just discussing paper mario and new concepts for it

(:

There will never be a cardboard Wario.

No wario game period

I have an idea about a boss. Its some elite noble type that really likes plays. The setting could be a mix of a shakespearian play and stuff like Revolutionary paris. The guy isn't really going to be quite powerful on his own, because previously in the chapter he was some sort of breather mini-boss that only got away once his large amount of guards came over. However, due to his obsession with theater, he gains a sort of limited 4th wall awareness and actually fully notices the theater setting the battles take place. After you finally confront the guy in his throne room (he's not a king man though, more like a count or duke), and have some special item that prevents the guards from simply attacking you and such, it seems all set up for a simple boss fight. However, once some big prop gotten from earlier (said to take the guy out in 1 shot) or some attack is selected, and the animation starts….. Then some big boom happens! (Or suddenly, a light or something falls on mario to interupt it after a few hits) The marquis gloats that he will take out mario with style!

It turns out that although his guards arn't able to praticipate directly in the battle, they can do stuff in the audiance! The battle theme becomes the theme for the guy, and the battle truely starts. The audiance is now a big battleground, with sabatours trying to trick you into consuming some bad stuff, sabatoging or even setting up faulty probs or "celebatory" fireworks (more like rockets hitting you) ,agitating the crowd in various ways, and many more. The Boss also sets up stages/props that would turn into powerful combos for him to do quite a bit of damage. While also helping HIM to recive benifits from the crowd. It turns into a battle for the audiance, and the player has to balance preventing the boss from doing bad shit and stoping his mooks from doing intriuge stuff.

It's definitely a great idea. If implemented it probably will not be exactly like this, but this is definitely a great idea to really flesh out this boss battle and make it at the very least a lot of fun. I imagine it would probably be a much more inventive Genral Guy, where the minions instead of just being a special unit they are essentially cheating to try and put the battle in their master's favor.

Let me bump this thread again and see if we can get more discussion before it fizzles out. I still have not come up with a start for the story. Basically the initial plot point that gets the ball rolling.

This user basically just starts off with Mario's hat being stolen, and hilarity ensues. I was thinking we just have the princess kidnapped again by some new enemy made specifically for the game, like how Smithy was for Legend of the Seven Stars. I am trying to think of something cool though for the main villain, but I have not given it much thought yet.

gamnesia.com/news/paper-mario-color-splash-launches-on-october-7th-for-wii-u

LUIGI, LOOK!

THEY'RE SUCKIN ALL THE TOADS!

I feel like a fucking retard right about now, as well as starved for non-gay lewds of a waifu I originally overlooked when I played this years ago.

It's sticker star all over again, they didn't even try. Nintendrones will defend this

Did they show it today?
Was it really Sticker Star Reloded?

That's it, I'll have to take matters into my own hands.

What are you planning Steven

That'd have looked extremely stupid. How did you even come to that conclusion?

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The magic that is retardation, user, that's how.

gamnesia.com/news/a-new-gameplay-demo-of-paper-mario-color-splash-revealed-the-card-based-bat

Yes. And it turns out the "cumbucket" is a guy named Huey

That's a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's clear from the trailer, they don't want to make another TTYD.

They want to casualize this series. Everything treats the player like they're retarded, and they're shoveling in mechanics we don't need. Why not let me open a door? Why do I have to cut it to reveal Luigi?

In the gamexplain interview (which is now removed for whatever reason), when asked about RPG elements, the developer suggested you try Mario & Luigi for that - a series that's also been watered-down and filled with tedious bullshit. How many toads did you have to find?

RIP my favorite series. When this shit rightfully flops, I don't think we'll see it again.

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Man I sure do like mushroom puns

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Huh, that's a pretty clever pun.

Though there's not enough puns in the world to save this game.

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I just realized RIGHT NOW that you have a flat HP of 50 from the start. It wasn't a debug mode, that's really it.

The stupid Mario & Luigi excuse pisses me off.

Oh we already have Super Mario so we're going to change all of the other platformers. Donkey Kong Country is just going to be a pet simulator now. Kirby's going to just ride around in a hot air balloon now and not do anything because that's new. Hurdur if it's new it's good.

This. Paper Mario ain't worth shit, especially now with this Sticker bullshit.

I miss the days when the toads were unique individuals.

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Thank you

Okay old up if this game is gunna be shit

Can I still like the soundtrack?

I'M IN PAINFUL RAGE AND SORROW

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jesus

General guy was pretty bad ass that round, I might do another one later. Let some people nominate a few. But it may take till the next thread, or it might not happen

JUST

Why the fuck did they listen to Miyamoto…

EVERYONE SUPER PAPER MARIO IS ON THE ESHOP. BUY THAT THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVEN THAT'S BETTER THAN STICKER STAR AND STICKER STAR 2.0
gamnesia.com/news/super-paper-mario-is-available-on-the-wii-u-eshop-right-now

In other news, it's confirmed that Miyamoto's word is law within Nintendo.
gamnesia.com/news/aonuma-says-miyamoto-is-god-and-they-hope-he-enjoys-zelda-breath-of-the-wil

I think I remember an user basically describing why this is. Basically their way of thinking is still that a person is in a place of authority because god put them there. So if you question them you are questioning the infallibility of god basically

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Do yourself a favor and play Thousand Year Door

OH BOY IT'S YET ANOTHER FLOATING TUTORIAL CHARACTER I DON'T MISS VIVIA OR DOOPLISS OR LOVABLE LOSER BOWSER AT ALL

Go over to /furry/ and ask them about the FA backup, someone on there can hook up you I'm sure.

change.org/p/nintendo-let-s-get-paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-remastered

What the hell would you even remaster?

TTYD is literally perfect, maybe at most add a higher difficulty and remove the piss-take backtracking chapter.

I dunno m8, I guess it would just be a port or something. I just want it to come out so Color Splash will bomb even harder.

All I got from that is that most of the workers in Nintendo are morons or have no backbone.

These are pretty good

It's just their culture, they think it's normal. The idea of criticizing a superior is a foreign one

A Gamergate reference? Really?

Because conversation and argument are always "criticism". That's not just a Japanese thing.

Their Father, Super Mario RPG, was great
Paper Mario 64 was great
Paper Mario Thousand Years Door was great

And then, seeing how good reviewed and acclaimed those games were, Nintendo decided to shut them down and make shit Paper Marios since.

/thread

Seriously nigger?

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Wait, this is the bitch responsible for Sticker Star and Color Splash? I thought NoJ's women were all competent.

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I want to die.

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All right I am going to start another hungergames soon. And I will start as soon as we get 24 nominees from willing anons

For anyone new at this to nominate all you need to do is post a picture of who you want to join. Preferably a 1to1 image an off scale image will still work, but the game will compress it to 1to1 so it may come out wierd. Four tributes per user, make sure you name them in your posts as I don't know everybody. Lets send this thread to the depths of 404 and start another one later. I will not nominate at first unless I have to, so get started

emulate that shit with Dolphin, there's a fairly nice HD texture pack that's still being worked on that makes the game look even better

You can't fawk the Rawk.

Fuck Nintendo. Fuck it all.

That's retty good.

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They don't know what Paper Mario is anymore.

Vid related, it's an interview with one of the chucklefucks behind this mess.

Super Paper Mario was good, you nigger.

So did Prima fuck the guide up or was it actually good?

Never read it, but Prima/Bradygames have a really bad track record for guides last i checked, so it is probably shit.

6:10
You know about the mario and luigi games as well right?
FUCK THOSE GUYS

There is a huge lack of porn in this thread.

POST MORE

she's cute

i want to hug her

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It's most likely a reference to watergate, not gamergate. The watergate break-in was committed by five guys.

I didn't take the screencap, I just downloaded it and left the filename intact

On another note, have some THICK Jolene

Well dubsman, this is something I'm not entirely sure I needed. I'm not complaining, but I'm not yet sure if I needed it in my life.
m-more?

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