Newt :^)

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if I told you
id have to rape you

where the hell do I find kizumonogatari movie

Yeah sure go ahead.

Easy.
Put the barrel of a Deagle in your mouth, pull the trigger. And bingo. Instant movie.

Oh
its a lot less fun if you want me too
can I at least smack you around a bit?

Post source pls.

I dont even remember to be honest
cuteboys on Holla Forums, gif on 4chan, or just one of the many gay threads all around 4chan

;~;

sorry honey

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this thread is butts

hey am

bye am

hi grape
bye grape

Just got back from work

Just got back from Soto's work

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Oh so you're the new secretary

Funny story there's a new secretary and she's quite the qt
She just has a weird lookin nose but pretty adorable
She already knew me before we had even met and I was kinda doki doki
Apparently my coworkers missed me and asked about me while I was gone

Also hi Wish

Good morning.

Where were you?

Hi Soto.

hello

Doin' all right?

soto a shit

tired. you?

Pretty much the same.

Why not go to bed?

I will at some point. I need to be tired enough or i'll just lay there.

eeee I can not stop falling asleep

Unlucky.

I've been waking up and falling asleep at pretty much random moments.

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Cawfee

I was gone for like 2 months
I quit due to some new management drama but it turns out my old boss is back and he called me up to see if I wanted to start working again so I said yes

I also got a DUI so there's like 3 to 4k in fines and fees I gotta pay so I can't really enjoy the NEET life anymore

Well it was fun while it lasted
Sorry for the long response I was eating cinnamon toast crunch

Oh hey its Nezi 2.0

gay. peut-être vous avez juste besoin de quelqu'un pour câliner à tomber endormi.

Ugh, its subtle

yesssssssssss

Definitely not buying it for you now

tfw listening to old Runescape tracks

Nostalgia is such a meme but god damn does this hit the spot

Gween tee

How fucking disgustings can Americans get

autumn voyageee

Ahh okies, that makes sense.
I didn't know DUIs were so costly though :x

Sorry.

Yuck!

Je serai votre chienne. Vous pouvez me montrer comment faire poutines comment vous l'aimez!

whitewashing my animes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my eyes are all goopyfoggy

Cawfee

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Sorry.

kofi

I never expected you to
If you actually did plan on buying it for me you should hang yourself for thinking about doing so cause you should never just give people things.
Nothing good comes from it
You are the reason why Luka is how he is today
Just look at that sad sack of shit mooching off people literally begging for stuff
You probably had to save up 2 months worth of allowance to buy that shit lmao

lol anta fucking baka?

IT GETS WORSE

Yeah the NEET life was so good
I missed that feel so much

Also yeah dude, I could be looking at 7k if the judge is a huge dick and my lawyer isn't good either
Some can go up to 10k

It has to do with a lot of things, like why you got pulled over, your BAC, if its your first offense, etc

I-It was my first time ever~
I blew a 0.14 BAC :3

woe isn't me

it's you

When is Coffee S3 a thing?

I bet those hijab bitches cursed them

FUGG

That's probably not something to be proud of.

Enjoy your $10k fine, nerd.

I can see Ayase's vagina

Also loodz I was supposed to post this picture

Did you drive like an Asian or was it bad luck?

Yeah but pantsu.

That is one reason why you should always carry tin foil with you.
Other being that those damn aliens won't read your mind.

Never, the world is not kind

Cut your hair you fucking hippie

Who said I was proud about it?
I laugh it off and brush it off as a minor thing cause its better than stressing the fuck out over something that already happened

I was going 90 on the freeway
But fast cars are meant to go fast D:

Also post Ayase noods

OOOOK the cpapu has been made

Come live here, it's cheaper for DUIs.

no

Just don't do that in a court room.

That's how they'll slap a bit number on you.

Spirit! Good to see a knower~

Nuh, I just came outta the shower, hair is sharp and I smell sexy.

The fuck is all that shit

Now that's just stupid.

I have none.

aha I can not even drive undrunk and bearly play league drunk idk what would happen if I drived drunk I would probably die and run over a few hundred people

THEYRE ONTO ME SD I JUST KNOW IT

wooowo duuuude chiiiilll

o.o

and then tell them I sorry

€650 cheap

o.o

Oh come on Wish, Im not THAT dumb
Gotta show remorse and act like a good kid or else they'll just think I'm not taking this seriously and fuck my shit up even more

I was originally gonna serve like 2 - 3 weeks in jail so I wouldn't have to pay the fine but then I ended up getting a job so I'd rather just pay it off in payments and not go to jail

Why do the words sound all stupid and how do you measure the BAC %?

Ramune
A stupid jap drink

You'd be driving fast too if you were inside a Subaru while blasting weeaboo music then Eurobeat comes out of nowhere when you hit shuffle. It was just meant to be

Also why the fuck you lyin'
mmmmmmmohmygod
Stopfuckinlyin

Driving isn't even hard

Your mom probably just dropped you when you were a baby

That would explain a lot actually

THEYRE ONTO ME SD I JUST KNOW IT

wooowo duuuude chiiiilll

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OH my god it arrived

is this working

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that is pretty fukken expensive

What it is

You better have gone today

But what IS IT? Just soda?

Dragon dildos

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Clanad figure, lol

I just realized invisible is called invisible because you are not visible

and invincible is called invincible because you are un winnable like nobody can beat you

I never noticed

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Wouldn't buy

Going soon :c

Ew! Get your mind out of the gutter!

You guys are good detectives

Clever observations.

I still have to finish my pix plushie school and sleeps and foof and movies and luge really gets in the way of things

puffy?

I'd have to punish you if you didn't
Did you sleep well ?~

Sooooo well
Ahh
Today is such a good day

Next target :c

You don't fool me

Eh. This does nothing for me.

Failed to access alacrity daemon
wtf

You don't fool me

Eh. This does nothing for me.

Failed to connect to alacrity daemon
wtf

You don't fool me

Eh. This does nothing for me.

Why not just get your imouto to cosplay?

I love permanent markers though they were always the forbidden drawing utensil when I was younger but they had such crisp clear lines and they draw on literally anything

Subtle you're such a slut for wanting these lewd figures holy shit

I wish I could wake you up with breakfast in bed and kisses

Fuck Holla Forums, I'm out

I wanna have a threesome with loosz and subtle

That triple post was so embarrassing, there's no coming back from that!

Iwantto watch

Make me lick frosting off their chests

What the heck happened to the timestamps here?!

Holla Forums

Nonsense, I lied. I'm just lurking while I'm pointing out your true self, a naughty pervert.

timtraveller

Welcome back to the future.

at least I haven't met this alacrity demon yet.

Lewds pets.

Also >>>/operate/ is pretty much abandoned, I think this website ded.

Also, hotwheels prolly dead too.

Do they draw on water?

almost

It's Over

Pets.

why are all these negros in my westerns

Hi.

hey wussup?

Not much. I was gonna smoke da herb but I have work and stuff later so whatever, 420 :p

How you been?

George Washington was obvs black
white history is a lie

i did not realize the date.

rather well. might be buying a one way plane ticket later today ^^

To where?

who was that grumpy looking black guy in the previous election that had these constant bared teeths he could have been the frist black president

Had a coworker adamantly argue that the first president was a black man.

Was a bit odd.

Could not write to alacrity daemonAlacrity HTTP post error

WELL THAT IS NEW

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Oh damn, there's a mostly good roster this morning

Sup niggs?

Quality site.

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michigan. i leave in ten days

About to play leeg. People keep dodging. Off to class?

I edged for 3 hours and it hit my face

Just got back from the gym, I feel tired as hell though.
You?

Tired.

I'm on break. Gonna finish up some work for a couple of classes today then take it ez

oh shit, nice
I did something like that once but it hit the fucking ceiling
my jaw was on the floor

I need to join a gym sooner than later
I just woke up

Who's this?

spent more time on pick screen than in game.

Tracer

It's actually pretty fun if you have a friend to go with.
Isn't it like noon there?
I think I should take a nap.

the fuck

oh, ok
didn't recognize that avatar
did you get enough sleep?

YES, IT IS NOON.
I slept at 4 s:

Too much, actually. Boss called and said there was no work today. So I'm being lazy for now.

I feel the munchies

Just more proof that Super Metroid is one of the best games ever made

even the new generation catches onto it so easily, all with minimal in-game instructions

dat semantic level design ♥

aww
what field if do you work in?
I slept just enough
7hours is my sweet spot

did you do the ganja or are you just fat

I know that feel, went to sleep at 4 am, woke up at 9 am, couldn't get any sleep afterwards.
Took a 2 hour nap before gym though, now I'm just really tired.
Oh well, taking another nap, bye Grim.

Alright dude, take it easy.

they had two people trollpick and leave at start so they all afked and we pushed up mid.

Are you hihgh neru? That would explain lots

Mitigation. We're supposed to be in the busy season with all the rain we're gonna get, but we're not getting any calls. But the way things go I'll get 25 hours this week, but over 70 the next.

If only it was a ranked game

Interesting!
how good is the pay?

neitherrrr I just ran out of munchies

nnnnnnnn I hope

I've had ranked games where someone on the enemy team ran down mid into our turret over and over before.

Way to distinguish yourself in your new community, TB

soldiers!

i'm guessing nobody is here yet because of Holla Forums died

Pretty good if you're certified.

I've been posting off and on for a year.

I have scones

That happened to me once.
I just hit G4, pretty nervous about the road to plat honestly
scared I'll snag in g3 or something x:

yeh

That's awesome. I can't wait to get into a career within my field.

was the site just randomly offline for me or everyone

Oh, it's working now^^

Hours are just shit. I need to work on getting salary pay. Maybe when I get a wife.

What work are you pursuing?

i want loads of overtime this summer

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I'm sure it'll be fine. Just keep grinding it out.

Make it better then~

i am actually pretty happy right now. i just think lisa's outfit is funny/cute

btw
if we want to seriously think about a move, then wherever rule 13 isn't explicitly enforced is our best bet

the waifu threads are mainly for the waifu topic, but the minimal cjing goes under the radar

add an influx of people and you're damn sure mods will smite the threads there

just from personal exp recently

Very 90's chic lol

Let it die, Grim. Everything dies.

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Nice drawing.

there is a severe lack of tie-dye in my wardrobe

Also it'd be effort.

Most things are, if very little.

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Same. I have yet to make my own tie-dye design in this life, but I have a cool Grateful Dead one and a Ben and Jerry's shirt^^

Some men can learn to love the effort, if they're passionate enough.

Do you have anything you can be singular about?

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i meant to say i envy you but butter fingers

With denim shorts?
Leave the 90s in the 90s?

Money.

That last one shouldn't be a question.

cute

Let's do tie-dye ;3

acid washed.

how do

$_$ Where?

They sell kits at craft stores, but it's basically a t-shirt, dyes, and rubber bands.

The effort to value is visible.

Do you know anyone doing what they love for money?

I forgot that was even a fad.
I kind of forgot about it like "destroyed jeans you buy new".

Work.

Test wun too

Wonton? Where?!

Yes.

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i will have to be on the lookout after i move

etsy.com/listing/270095341/teenage-dirtbag-flannel?ref=market

Dear fucking god.
All of the shit they make is just fucking garish.

I work every day, nigger.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr. You weren't supposed to see that! I didn't know you were here!

Well that's where the money is.

etsy.com/listing/190607686/80s-tshirt-vintage-graphic-tee-vintage-t?ref=market

Are you one of them?

It is never enough.

I want another raise, boss-man.

What's your job, miss?

Playing with cute pandas all day.

Sure.

Hm.

Why would anyone wear any of this shit?
Tacky for the sake of being tacky?

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I finally watched all of that show.
The guy who voiced Marian used the same voice for all of his regular male characters so it was just weird.

its interesting.

I'll probably have to wait to replace my co-worker. I think these are his end-times. I told him not to shit where he eats :/

Hm.

Best to wait until he fucks up, yeah.

I'm so sorry you sat through it.

(squash)
aw...
RIP

Hm.

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Waiting for anything is the hardest part.

probably :-/

woops

I was just that bored.
ED was voiced by the same guy as Araragi (this guy), too.

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im also into park shirts

etsy.com/listing/171299410/sale-item-vintage-80s-orange-oregon-tee?ref=market

amazon.com/Trunk-Candy-Vintage-National-Tri-blend/dp/B018B92SRO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_193_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51uJupg3qYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR160,200_&refRID=0X04FZAYPD2MQM69PRVE

probably :-/

b-um-p

b.um.p

...Busy thread not updating for 10 minutes.

probably :-/

try /trash/ next

(squash)
aw...
RIP

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Knowledge Management

I was just that bored.
ED was voiced by the same guy as Araragi (this guy), too.

Is it still broke?

Iunno. Maybe you're just a voice actor nerd :p

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Fixed for a moment.

lag

Who in these dire times can save us?

lol

Hey, you played trading card games.
You can't even act like you're not a bigger one.

luka

kamiyan.

First of all, what do voice actors have to do with trading card games?

Secondly I got a decent sum of cash back from that old hobby, so not all was lost.

Yeah, I know his name.
Him and Shizuo's do a lot of shit together.
The voice of Marian was the annoying doctor dude from Durarara doing the same voice as him for Marian's "girl" voice.

I'm just saying you're as big of a nerd.

daisuke ono and jun fukuyama

That's not very convincing, but I guess that is the entire point.

Fucking weeb.
I just use MAL for when I need to actually check if it's the same VA.

He actually speaks in a deep as fuck voice at times. Like the one he had in Gintama.

The dude who voices Adam Jensen of Deus Ex HR actually speaks like that, or fairly similar anyway.
It's fairly badass.

I only know some of the bigger names. fukujun is in a lot of stuff I've seen.

ah yeah I saw an interview with him once.

I lost my nerdiness a while ago, m8.

Between the three of them, they're in everything seinen it seems.

You don't ever lose it, just hide it.

they're all in working!!

Trade it in.

All three are voices of the various Osomatsu siblings too.

All told, how much did you end up getting for them all?

Probably a bout $4k sporadically whenever I needed quick cash.

Ijust wish to get back to luge and the dank mems and get to challenjour and become pro butt

I have stuffs to read I even passed out

eeeee I need more chocomilk

same.

It's sort of baffling to think about, like when someone talks about the value of their comic collection.
Just seems like some level of dissonance.

Protip: Always trade up :3c

I didn't spend anywhere close to that amount, just always traded. Not sure if people do that with comics, but it's probably doable.

Do you remember that Craigslist story where that dude ended up with a house from 11 trades starting with a red paper clip? Kinda like that.

Fair enough.

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I hate these dogs so much.

BARFK BARFK

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insecam.org/en/view/276876/

insecam.org/en/view/279762/

These made me so anxious. So glad there was no audio feed ;~;

You like cats better? or ?

Is the thread dead or Holla Forums borked?

*borks*

Kill them

No pets is best.

They are not mine to kill.

...WHAT

rape is not the answer, but it is a potential solution

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip

I thought we were rid of you.

I found it too, reading it now.
That's damn great.

Everything in this world is yours to kill

Find me a new home and I'll stay there

"The modern man must hustle."
- Atmosphere.

That is against my beliefs.

I understand your frustration

Silly, people kill animals for food all the time. This is no different

NO TEARS IN THE CLUB

You can't go on a farm and kill what you like, even if it was destined to be slaughtered.

Stop being autistic.

I understand your frustration

Kaiki really is best girl.

My professor wants me to write "a few paragraphs" about a 5 minute Colbert Report clip.

fuktige megmeger

I would not eat these shit-hounds.

My frustration is different.

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Test wun too

We meet again alacrity daemon :3

more of this

woof

Did you find a new place for me to stay?

whatup
I said WHATUP

Is it still not connecting me to Mephisto's alacrity daemons?

woof~

woof woof~

lol

I understand your frustration

I understand your frustration

(You) hi-five

(You) *awkward white people high-five*

(You) *bring it down low*

Holla Forums just neglected to load new posts for an hour

nice

im home meow

This way of posting makes me wanna cry

You guys should just move to 4chan's /trash/ board and end your suffering.

Are we alive

*pets*

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woof woof~

LIVEEEEEEE

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Nice

b um.p

I feel that that's literally the board name

It's a board for the trash banned everywhere else other than "illegal content".

this is madness

This is Kyou!

It's 100 times better than this place...

my suspicions were right then

this is s p a r t a

I'd like to see the calculations for that

hmph

new

I'm too lazy to come up with 100 reasons as to why /trash/ is better than all of 8ch