Omg

aurlion sol ao shin

...

What?

Well not like full on cry I just teared up some and things.

I should be doing other shit right now

story of my life.

*hug*
Hope it helps~ ♥

new dragon looks kewl all white and stuff with horns.
fire dragon give extra dmg to champs!

i also fell down the stairs today. bruised my booty

*Wraps you up in blankey and set you on comfy soft gentle couch and pets you gently*

Oh cool.

also mage champs do different things now

Install an elevator and demolish that staircase.

kinda hot

Damn, why is my internet so slow ;_;

Fun.

lag

Oh really? I haven't got much into league yet. I've been busy with other stuff.

wtf

rape fetish??!

...

Missing a Paulo Coelho quote

with what?

-_-
you arent moogs...

...

you'll survive
:D

Cripple-chan please

...

Pinche Culo

Work, playing other video games, housemates that wants to do stuff with me.

*pat pat*
pain is tempo rary

leeg is a video game too! (that you can play with house mates)

But they are much more into smite and Heroes of the storm.

strange :\
oh well

Maybe

ahem

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Well i kinda like them too. I hope i can get my lazy ass up to get started on it sometimes.

You don't say

Oh boy another hour lunch

and this place is still shitting the bed.

Welcome.

start
:(

yeah i know. ive had worse. broken my tailbone falling out of a truck once

Be careful with that

Oh boy another hour lunch

Soto's sister added me on fb

I wonder if I'll see her at ax

Soon.

...

bully your coworkers

don't go through soto's phone for her number and just start hitting her up

lmao

how are you going to heal?

Oh god they're starting to all ckme through

I just wanted to make the one post

how?

cant really put a cast on your butt

just gotta deal with the pain of sitting down for a few months

She wouldn't even care lol

She's like a female Soto

Because i'm not feeling it right now. And its also getting late.

Ahhhhhhhh

He's turning her into a weeb

Just like he turned you into an alcoholic

lmao

What are you having for lunch?

Probably because she literally is a female Soto

lay on ur tummy :)

when will u feel?

...

you keep getting better and better

because it's their last name

I get it

lmao

conor mcgregor retiring..?

Does that mean instead of traps, she's after dykes?

I can't say at the moment.

Wise decision.
His profession tends to wreak havoc on the body.

Re!

Anyway goodnight folks.

That wasn't really him tbh, he just didn't help

Ham/Turkey sandwich with reduced fat potato chips. White as fuck

Maybe

...

my nipple rings wont appreciate that

Rape me

Oh, okay

Yeah man
I bet you're having it cold, too

True, just last week one of his teammate's opponents died from his head injuries

But no one even knows if this retirement thing is a joke/hoax or not, he only made one tweet about it and the rest is speculation

WAT
dont blame him tbf

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reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4fjq45/conor_mcgregor_retirement_megathread/
^^'

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8ch a shit

how will you find comforT?

Am I the only one who doesn't play any mobas

I am indeed. Is there any other way?

Yep.

eh o well. dont particularly care lel
im still only a noob to the sport tbf

You're in the exclusive club with Doots. Be proud.

He's probably made more than enough to live well.

Dude. The new Kayle skin.

They took it right out of Warhammer40k.

I WANT IT.

sf.co.ua/12/11/wallpaper-2418387.jpg

surrenderat20.net/2016/04/419-pbe-update.html

Oh.

Even you?

iunno

hey nice to meet you

Hallo whats up

He's probably made more than enough to live well.

Dude. The new Kayle skin.

They took it right out of Warhammer40k.

I WANT IT.

sf.co.ua/12/11/wallpaper-2418387.jpg

surrenderat20.net/2016/04/419-pbe-update.html

add swiss or a lowfat sharp cheese, add brown mustard, toast the entire sandwich to perfection

Not entirely sure what moba stands for even.

Mmhm.

how can you handle sitting? here and posting then?

playing dark souls 3

painfully

but ill endure

Things.

Mhhhhmmhm

I've been playing the Battleborn beta a lot and preordered it so technically even I've fallen prey.

...

What are you looking at?

Is it nice? I haven't played much lately, aside from playing DiRT and Besiege.

...

i dont know how to help you ;~;

My images.

I dun like mustard, and the lunch room doesn't have the facilities

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE AT LOEWS USE ONE OF THE MICROWAVES THERE

hello, young one.

i dont like mustard either :(

I kinda wanna find more images but I can't be bothered to.

I don't like mustard.

It's decent for playing around with friends but kind of boring in terms in balance since it always prefers high dps melee over literally anything else.

Then you don't want to find many more images, do you?

What the fuck does this even mean?

...

Sounds like a good way to get fired

Good, it's gross

I think I want to have those many more images, not necessarily actually find them.

I'm lazy.

I figured.

Bring lunch from home s:
That's what I'd do.

The site is dying?

if you want details, the "alacrity" daemon is one of the server processes/programs that handles posts.

i put kecthup on my hasbrowns this morning!

these vibes are stupid good

that was never your responsibility

lol

filthy guy

put a fish hook thru his freinds cheek

i don't want you so be unhappy... tho

It's sounds vaguely like I just sacrificed/defiled three virgins to make a pact in exchange for whatever's left of my soul.

chicken noodle soup.

IF YOU WANNA DO THAT TO POST

IUNNO MAN

physical pain is easy to deal with

A demon of instant gratification seems like you'll definitely be drawing short sticks.

i disabled the Demon error thing
with the User JS i posted at the start of this thread.

ni ni

It's so chill

What happened to the rest of your soul

any plans today?

I use the extension, so it would clash with it

RIP exstention users...

nope

I assume nonexistent.
Or already bartered for something.

...

So I thank you for the demon.
youtube.com/watch?v=xtWBiX527sk

you should probably get it back

This looks comfy.

I wanna be comfy.

That's not how Faustian deals work.
You're just left as a shell after the deal and resulting decay.

I don't like chairs that "lock" you into them. I like to move around when I'm productive.

looks claustrophobic

does doing things like
help you from becoming totally obliterated by decay?

what to do... what to do.

lol

Looks gezellig.

Yeah but comfy.

iunno

I see your comfy and I raise a comfier.

...

...

play gamez~

Cozy, or whatever the English equivalent is to this word.

Yes, but that's comfycomfy not anime-grill-comfy.

Chairs can be comfy and free at the same time.

That's just being an ass for the sake of being an ass.

...

eh eventually. might masturbate

Sometimes you just got to be realistic.
Because comfy.

...

i guess i'll go for a walk.

>_<

kay

brb

What kinda chairs are comfy and free then?

Hugging chairs are comfy.

take pics of the plant life

cya

mid-back chair with ergonomic seat/armwrests.

fluid casters, solid metal base, and chair mat.

oh, hard/cold-pressed foam

I expected some form of deranged robbing people of their lives would infuse you with some of it

maybe it's just stupid, but so is talking about things like the devil

Tfw somebody cuts your ISPs fiber wires and have no internet or tv
Kill me

But that looks like that.

Did they get just the neighborhood box or did it go back farther?

You should be able to live without net
you're human
we've done it for thousand+ years

Hers looks almost latched to the desk in a way. She doesn't have much wiggle room. Tiny seat. and all.

Mephisto is more amusing than the traditional devil, at least in the literary sense.

Provide heat pls

Yeah but I wanna be a 2d anime girl.

That's because she's playing Star Citizen.

5 towns are out
I had got back from being out for 4hours walking/running and I just wanted to hop on and play some gta5 or arma3 with friends but now I can't even sit back and watch tv

I take a break from the internet 2 months out of the year usually

*warm*

IT was at this exact moment, that this man began to regret his decision.

I have 0 experience with that stuff, but I'd love to learn more about it

[space heater]

ghjfghdf

Ikt would make a decent trap irl tbh

Doesn't work. Guess I'll get under the blanket instead. Nini

...

it would be rather difficult to hide a 10 inch dong tho

rest well

bye

Not like he's hard all the time

But you already are.

Have you played this game yet?

who said anything about hard

fgfds

Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi.is the name of this game btw.

Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi.is the name of this game btw.

Yeah lol
It has a bad end where it fucks with the save data when you try to start over like in Undertale

I'll just watch Lord of War since I have that to watch.

O-oh

How about rondo duo?
hah. genocide route all the way for undertale.

Ihad dream of polar bear again though this tim we did not really run into eachother and I just went home

I still look plenty 3dpd!

I think TP may be obsessed with ikt's donger.

That is an illusion.

Rondo duo sounds so familiar
Whats it about again?

fucking up fam

can you blame me?

Gib pets then.

You actually...played it? huehuehuehue

How about a Drug that makes you dream?

my sides

I don't think I have tbh

Yume Miru Kusuri is one of my favorites
I love choking that bitch with Aeka

The problem is, that 3D can't pet 2D.

LOL

Time to get comfy.

FUCK YOU STEAM

it wasn't that funny

Subtle

Someone's fire alarm keeps going off and it's HELLA annoying

obligatory anyone else having steam problems because it's tuesday maintenance

Clearly it was to me dumbass
Don't @ me

I remember when steam used to be squared and now its a circle

shit had me heated

Best mom ever

post doujin

Ikt measure your hands and give lengths pls.

go towards it for warmth

what did Aeka even do? Least she isn't like Kenji and pushes you off the roof.

i bet you didn't even laugh out loud

whoa steam's icon became a circle?
I didn't even notice.

She helps you choke out her bully until she passes out and pisses or shits herself
I don't remember if she actually dies, I don't think she does but you take pics of her while passed out and piss/shat herself and like spread them around school

She deserves it for trying to NTR you by making her bf rape your gf in front of you while they hold you down

Happened like 2 or 3 yrs ago

I used to cyber alot on steam back then so I should know

...

NONONONONONO

That's what happens when you die, usually both happens. So...she didn't "pass" out I guess?

who saves the day from it happening?

SCOOT WHERE ARE YOU

THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL BOATY MCBOATFACE

WE RIOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Man, it's so great
She like faps with her cell phone while her tutor is in the bathroom then he comes back and finds her holding her cell phone and is like "Im confiscating this" then he sees its covered in loli juice so he makes her admit that it's loli juice from her shlicking

I honestly don't remember tbh

There's these 2 chicks like holding your down one has a taser and the other has a knife
You end up doing some shit and make the chick taze herself and then taze the other chick then grab the knife and grab the bully and hold the knife to her throat and tell her bf to stop raping aeka or else you'd fuck her shit up
They don't listen so you slowly cut her and she start flipping shit so the guy stops

...

...

Hot Wheels
fusion.net/story/286750/jim-watkins-Holla Forums-4chan-2channel/

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

riveting

Hello, loves.

that's funny cause ever since the tried to doc me and I decided to get revenge by stealing their board, I've been the /baph/ admin.

i give up
i fucking quit
i'm done with school
someone shoot me, i can't get a job

...

Keep tryin'.

Hello, loves.>>963049

no

k

no

so he already performed to NTR you?

damn

Double negative, so a positive.

sup

Not too much. Just another day. Tired as fuck.

wait wut

i fell down the stairs today

i have a lot of boo boos

>>>/baph/

I love you too much

went outside

nothing happened

wow pointless.

where did you go?

...

outside

any place in particular?

thank you

for the concern

How did it happen?

i slipped. bruised my shoulder, arm, and ass

no
because i have no money to afford to go anywhere.
and nothing goes on around here. (for free)

the clear sunny day outside was also majorly annoying
made me unhappy.

moog, when was the last time you cut?

I fell off the wagon today. could do with some perspective.

ah
i'd say the day when nothing happened could be a good day

besides, what did you expect to happen?

Isn't good at night.

few weeks i guess. i planned to today actually

...

oh, so you still doing it on purpose? I was hoping you have some motivational "slip ups happen, but you can beat it" type speech, lol

i expected things to do, opportunities to be had.
but... nothing happened.
*sigh* going outside such a waste of time.

I don't like any of that. Be careful.....

i haven't done it in weeks but the desire is there. the thoughts creep along, etc. you can beat it. you know its not okay.

I went ahead of myself, i thought it was refer to thread at night

things to do.. hmm..
if i'm looking for things to do i'd go to place where there are many people around.

did you talk to some people?

Nah, just coffee at night.

how do you think i feel. im afraid i broke my tailbone again

There really isn't a place here where people just 'go' to.
:\

yeah i walked by people. but nothing.... emptyness.

I hope not. I know how painful that is.

also thread at night
:^)

it was in my head and it wouldn't get out so I did some small ones to take the edge off.

I gotta be at the clinic on Thursday and I'm worried about what will happen if they find out I did it again.

idk, just not proud of myself.

trump wins new york

i broke it before when i feel out of a truck. hurt to sit down for months

btw how is the division

what did they do last time?

just do your best hun.

They put my meds up and had me do some depression scale questionnaire thing, I moved before they got to act on it though.

The day after the clinic I have my regular doctor too, and he will probably have that information by now, so that will get pushed on to the community mental health team, bleh. It's a whole web of fuck.

i've traveled to many cities and there's always a place for people to just sit down and let off whatever bothered them today.

my hidden secret is, if you want something, just ask. but be reasonable.

Hope it isn't broken.

And it is alright I guess, but I'm not interested in it. Just playing for a friend.

maybe you do need something more. if not pills then like a better counselor. or even a hobby that will keep your mind off the urge.

yesss

I gave up my counsellor, don't feel like talking to them any more.

idk. thanks for your input tho 👍

it's 4/20 somewhere. blaze it up

stevekraft.com/

alright

im usually online if you ever need to vent or bitch or whatever

thanks.

I've none.

i had a small interest in it. but ive heard a lot of bad things

probably even worse if youre alone

i dont trust that link

but i don't live in a 'city' ._.
that wont work

i asked, but they wanted money.
so had to walk away with nothing, since i had nothing.

i scraped resin tbh

just chill in the forest and masturbate and watch birds. that's free

Eh. Alcohol suits me fine for now. Doubt I'll ever touch weed again.

...

i dont know how small is your town, my grandparents' place is in a really remote town and the people are nicer than in cities.

Yeah I basically stopped playing.

are you going to get dark souls 3 like literally everyone else

That is lewd, brightness. You are no lewd.

Nope.

sure people are nicer

but... uh it's remote.
not much... out there, ya know?

gimme! :D
i wanna be everyone else too!

woah

why not

i am a selfish person. i wouldnt pay for it even if i could

Not really interested in it. Haven't done much research, but honestly, most games bore me.

is there any reason a torrent would not work?

...

its like a character action game but less...flamboyant.

its not for everyone tho. i personally cant stand it after a while. the mechanics dont allow for much variety so it gets tiresome.

if it does work i imagine you'd be playing a solo game.

I still dont get it

Hello doctor ? I've come down with the "Loving Subtle too much" Sickness, I've been taking the recommended medication and it's only making the symptoms worse, what do I do ?!

8ch borked

Sleep.

damn hotwheels

I'm making my little brother play Resident Evil 6 since he was a huge fan of RE4 and never played 5 or 6

He ships Ada and Leon so hard

He also get's spooked so easily
It's so much fun watching him play

Not really interested in it. Haven't done much research, but honestly, most games bore me.

...

noh

Vladimir looks so cool now

Watching replays of you tripping in brawl is so fun.
I miss when you used to also RP that way. huehuehue

what's wrong with that?

wasn't all the dark souls one player mode?

just running around killing monsters all on your own?

I think Desu blocked me on Skype for always making fun of his eyebrows or his mom
either one

Hm.

don't worry about it.

you don't live where i live. so things are different.

Which desu, soto? there were multiple.

co-op and pvp is a component

Oh shit, Axel?
Or it could be scout too
Brings me back

Do not flatter yourself I just never go on skype

...

datsmile.jpg

I got you to get on though

Sup Freeman
How's the NEETlife treatin ya?

skype has way too many exploits

...but thats... not the core of dark souls..? :\

Spoilers, were you de-modded?

Sup diggies~?

...

h e l l o

I love this woman

'ey

uhh its optional

Awful. All I am is depressed thinking about how I'm gonna pay for my insurance.

I'll figure it out, because I have to, but it's a little suffering atm. Things could be much worse though.

My dog fucking friend came back and I wanted to talk to him

...

...

See

;~;

See
;4c

yeah, so torrents should work fine.

I'm still technically in training, I'm just glad I got more than the nothing I was scheduled for

give it a try

*hug*

doges are not for fuks

hai neru

But they're cute

They're for eating.

neither are vines or trees or polar bears

hai

If only you were there to tell her that before she walked home with it leaking down her leg.

sup welmies?

~

You know what to do.

well at least now we know

Do i?

You tell me.

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