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i am sorry
*consoles*

he doesnt want real help
and if he receives any, it is wasted
it has taken me years but i finally understand
lost cause
nice person though, it's sad

:(

also please give me those recipes

It won't load thumbnails for whatever reason.

i wonder when nice people will show up. =w=

Dark Souls is the only game with shit like that I want to play. I love the feeling it gives me, but it isn't some horror game like Outlast that I can't fight back in.

And yeah. That's about how I feel about it.

Before I move I'm copying my mother and grandmother's cooking recipe boxes.
I will gladly share the old tomes they contain.

My favorite is the pot pies. I make 10 on like, 8 bucks worth of shit and it feed me for a week.

it is because this WEBSITE a SHIT

what happened to the murmurs of returning to 4chan

i dont know anything about ds, i really should play the first one

fuckin nice im excited to make some

Yeah, I couldn't even post from the captcha failing like six times and me just giving up.

Luka pls end your life

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Failing as in it kept timing out, getting cloudflare issues, or "backend fetch failures", not typing the captcha incorrectly.

Damn.

Dude, if you actually want to make an effort to get a better life I am 100% behind you on it and would even help you get connected to a temp agency or make a kick ass resume. But only if you are willing to put the effort into it.

I could share my library with you.
I don't play the previous ones much so you could just use my copies.

it actually worked first try for me but took a good minute to load

like im actually having no issues posting (with the error ignore JS) but some thumbs are having problems loading

i tried to tell him about temp agencies, he wrote it off with 'my town too small'

wait wut

Eh.

And yeah. That's how I let George play DS3 for free. He played while I was at work or I played in offline mode.
You can share libraries with up to 10 people. They have to log on at your computer and shit, so I would be on your account long enough to enable it and you would do the same on my account. Then you can play my games and shit for free. I just couldn't play them at the same time.

I've had monogatari music playing for like 8 hrs on shuffle since getting home.
Please just fucking shoot me.

That swap makes me platinum mad.

hey cuties

Why would you do that to yourself?

i wish we would've picked our own cotton

we're sure paying for it now

It's the theme song to his life, duh.

I've lost all control of my life.

Neziwi, is it true you lost weight?

Father has the slaves tend the fields so I do not taint my dainty hands.
*adjusts bonnet*

What's yours?

Do you at least have the Suteki Meppou track

Its so nice

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Same tbh fam.

oh right, i had heard of that before

i may give it a shot

I have everything released thus far.

Don't worry about me.
I'm walking my own path.

holy shit

I ain't no powerlifter tsuchi

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Up to you, dude. I only have Frank and George using mine. Frank hardly gets on and George is always playing his shit. So there would be no need to worry about if you can play or not.

I am offering help. I am however not surprised you won't take it.

I never worry about you as I have better things to think about.

Believe it!

lenko thanks for that nostalgia wave

it has been a MINUTE

alright, ill figure it out tomorrow
thx fam

That scared me, but damn this is nice to see.

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Not what i need.

I can't handle these memes right now.

Fucking amazing

Not a problem. And what kind of foods would you want when I get those recipes?

LOLOLOL
I KNOW THAT NOTIFICATION

great... this site isn't much lag now~

time for good posting hours, less lag edition.

Drop em and spread em soldier.

yw

DDOS INCOMING

You mean a handout?

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shiggy

anything really

Should I even be excited?
Also do you want my number?

Man, fuck it. He once was on about starving and I offered to help and unless it was money going to him he didn't care.

You've gotten pretty gay lately.

IT BOTHERS ME, BUT NOT ENOUGH THAT IM NOT AT LEAST GLAD TO KNOW SOMETHING IS GOING ON

Yeah dude idk. I just fuck three traps every night and down a gallon of milk and chant "reps for Jesus" whenever I lift.

SHIGGY

FUCKIN

DIGGY

FRIEND

I'm really sorry but I don't own a phone

I'd believe it.

I'll shiggy your diggy.

*Tosses hands up in exasperation*

Where did you get your trap harem
I am looking for one

Luka pls go

lol

Something about the old adage of "you can only save those that want to save themselves" or some bullshit.

You'd believe anything to make yourself feel slimmer.

I went to the nearest local gay bar, slammed the doors open, looked the bartender straight in the eye and said "no homo". All the traps dropped at my feet and started shitting all over the place. Needless to say I kind of felt like Soto that day.

I think the whole idea of "God helps those who help themselves" is like, you do all the work and it was actually God, but you still did all the work.

Something something horse something something water something something drink

You can horse a water to lead, but you can't lead a water to horse.

:^)

If I lose anymore weight I'll start looking like Tsuchi.

BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.
BUILD A WALL.

Good for you, guero?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

BUILD A WALL!

WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR IT?

MEXICO!

feels good man

10

FEET

TALLER

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Berlin all over again

He swings and he misses.

We aren't well acquainted though so it's fair.

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I can't tell if that's an insult or a compliment

Either way fuck you lol

God bless your poor soul.

This

let me tell you about 「ｈｉｇｈ　ｅｎｅｒｇｙ」

I'm not fond of these guessing games.
not without hints at least

gomenyo :3

AP

I was getting at pussy before my balls had even dropped

Shit is so cash

I'll save you the trouble.

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damn son

My first "fling" with a girl was when I was nine.

Who the hell are you?

Yan pls go

is Izzy not Lizzy

Bitch had a dick, didn't s/he?

why are you talking to yourself

manaka

Honestly it was all my sister and her slutty friend who decided it would be cool to hook me up with her friends younger sister that was my age

We wrote love letters, then held hands, started kissing then moved on to heavy petting and a bit more
Never got to fuck her though D:
She moved to another city gg no re

lol fag

Some nobody.

Who?

soto the sex GOD

Lizzy is this
Izzy is Dank/BadFox.

Lizard

mm?

This still amuses me.

disgusting

It finally shuffles on Hakkin Disco after hours.

are you still mad at me

Lizzy

eeh.. there's Izzy and Lizzy now?

i'm not sure what do you want to do with lizard..

Naww
I got to see her underaged pussy
It was pretty great

Naww I'm just a spic bruh

Y-You too

lol every time
I remember I would make minami rage so hard whenever I'd mention his mustache

i'm mad maxnaka
the fury jungle

mad about what?

Naww
I got to see her underaged pussy
It was pretty great

Naww I'm just a spic bruh

Y-You too

lol every time
I remember I would make minami rage so hard whenever I'd mention his moustache

McGuire?

oh..

nevermind :3

nice double post asshole

no, Witherspoon

you are a silly kitty

I remember being like 8 or sometime in elementary school and playing "house" with a neighbor girl and then "show me yours and I'll show you mine".
Last I remember she ended up knocked up at like 15 or some shit.

no u!

im curious as to why you have that picture on hand at all times, do you fap to it?

already using the "no u" card this early?

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yes..
it is late and my mind is not functioning properly

It's fucking hilarious.
It's a guy just eating a bologna sandwich shirtless trying to be a "trap".
Everything about it is so funny.

WANNA HEAR MY MIXTAPE?

son, you need to "let it go"
let it all out

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its funny but not funny enough to have saved and constantly want to post it, then it starts seeming more like its your fetish and youre waiting for the first person to go and say its theirs too

Can't say I'm them.

What is not innately funny about this image?

here is something to get you started

Mathemagics has really grown on me.

forced brushing makes me

erect

i think you are so concerned with fapping that you didnt read the entire post, i told you it is funny but not funny enough to gawk over it as much as you do.... at some point it stops being cause you find it funny and becomes more cause you like it when you post it that much, gilgamesh

Hey, she consented.

identify yourself so i can recollect the memories we've shared together and talk accordingly

my job here is almost done

dont ruin my head canon

...almost

i duno

I already did that though.

the rest is up to you

since you said lizard, a lizard will visit you soon!

once again my ignorance has succeeded in blinding me from information i need ;_;

oh..

use your hand!

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its not the same

yey
gecko!

howfitting

It's insignificantly, really.

i'd say it's close enough

have you ever seen real life gecko?

did you post that?

that's what you think.
or do you prefer to be treated like a stranger?

nyah it's hot I can't sleep ;;

Tsuchi, do you still want to know? I don't plan on coming back after tonight.

-ly

I think I do, yeah.

no but i pointed out the lewd fittingness

well then, stranger.
here to kidnap someone? where is your shady van?

those cat bras are not very sexy

Sure.

n0

what do you prefer?

you know

subjective but two women together is objectively sexy

It's out in the parking lot still.

I can't find you.

Wait. What?
On Steam?
"Chopped Liver"

i haven't!
:O

*takes a short nap on you lap gently*

enlighten me

that parking lot is for disabled people only

mmmnot sexy enough to get it started..

it's gross-er than normal lizard

have a good one

Who else would I bother talking to in this putrid cesspool of conceited self-loathing pseudo-intellectuals and FAGGOTS

use imagination~

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cuddle?

i really dont know what to imagine

yeaa you know, less is more

that works with clothing but amount of women not so much

when you take them to dinner, you'll have to pay for both!

manaka i would buy you dinner

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i want pizza with all toppings except pineapple
and extra cheese

will do

Give him some "special sauce" on top of it all.

that is GROSS

everything, including truffle

He won't object.

did someone say
hot
chocolate
truffles
youtube.com/watch?v=80ZrUI7RNfI

you might be right

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yeah yeahyeahyeahyeah yeah yeah

so? when i go home id be going with both of them

Should I /bed/?

i'm thinking about "you have all my attention" thing, if there are two of them then.. well..

SOMEONE SAVED ME LIFE TONIGHT
SUGER BEAR
SUGER BEAR

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FUCK!! me with a SPOON

sharing is caring manaka!

i guess.. if the girls are okay with divided attention..

no i just have to double my attention abilities then divide, maximum overattention manaka maximum

if i were one of them, i'd be like

stop looking the other way! look at me, dont turn your head away.

yay

thats fine ill just take you on a normal singular date then, problem solved!

nini

league?

what are you going to do with the other person?

i dont know? deny them? something i dont know, youre tapping at chinks in the armor of the plan here

but do you have what it takes to deny someone~

i have no choice, you forced my hand

i am at home on laptop, sorry

Thread please come back to life

she will be in tears, and you are responsible for every drop of tears!

i'm also at home on laptop ... ???

i have no mouse

also in bed

well actually you are more to blame, i was willing to do double the work for both you decided i had to choose

i have two mouse..mice

I'm here to save the thread lol jk I'm going to bed get rekt nerd

since you made her cry, now i see the demon inside you and i choose to head straight to my home.

thats fine youre the one that caused it so i get to play the sympathy card and get twice as many in return :^)

oo

gib

no way! i'll be busy complaining about how i never get a date

ahaha

just get on your smurf so i can get 5 members on my club and get my club tag

theyll just think you are being a spiteful and itll triple my results!

whua

Sorry
I don't even have enough life for myself

and i'm back to locking myself in room

this.picture related

you put yourself there, i tried to accommodate

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OK ok .... you know which drug is available in each fucking store ... that presumable, but certainly have an effect on your fucking life, including reduce your life time ... and what else .... give you bad breath? Fucking cigarettes ... now before people fucking tell me "Are you f**king retarded, cigarettes aren't drugs" True, but it's an addiction, and that addiction that many peoples do EVERY SINGLE F'ING DAY do jack shit about it.

OH BUT WAIT... WHAT IS THIS .... "Cartoon" or more specifically anime, since it's from japan, that are 18+ are considered as ... DRUGS ?!?!? Well .. on a "fair" Point of View ... the only thing that hentai consume from us, is Time, Calories (fapping DUH), and maybe some "heart attack"

But like ... you can't smoke or ... put your nose on your computer screen to "sniff" the drugs ...

HOLY SHIT .. i swear... this did Trigger the hell out of me ... i could go on a f'ing rant on this subject alone ...my jimmies are SO RUSTLE.

allright i'lll brb for a bit

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hello?

You told me that the kind of love we had
would last for a million years
I beleived everything you said
You filled my heart with tears
So long pretty baby
go break some other heart in two
Guess I'm a fool
for falling in love with you

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There are way too many psychopaths and sociopaths here

Or.. not enough

Someone order a psychopath?

All the queens men are here

Everyone is a weirdo. Everyone but you and me, person who is reading this post. We'll just have to stick together if we want to make it through this.

this entire time i thought napalm was liquid fire but its apparently more like jelly fire

nope i am weird too, you just gotta accept it as the undeniable truth all people and things are weird and make the most of a weird life

I thought you were quoting humpty dumpty but that's "all the king's men"

Spoiler learn to warfare

If everyone is weird in the same way then no one is weird.

i make love not war, scootahbae

no cause all weirds vary, so no weird is the same and is then weird to someone else

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twitter.com/yarare_kanrinin/status/722302069814636544

^^

grim was right, animus an kill hysteria at a 70's dance to pop music

is there an official statement? Maybe they'll do it after the recap movie. Also I just realized the rewrite anime is next season.

Its like 5:47 on a tuesday

it's late af
relevant US posters are sleep

it was just a prank bro

.... okay everyone it was a legit joke, where did the humor go? ripthejokes

It's just a leak I think, but still quite reliable
It's a while until Fall 2016..

are you okay, bard?

We'll see.

;~;

out the door with my dreams

*cuts you*
*cums in open cut*

ABBA are godly though

Good morning, Lottery

Who?

i cry everytim

well at least we both lost something then, now i feel slightly better :^) how are you doing lenks?

oh yeah, fine thanks

I love ABBA

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Going for a jog, bbl

Fresh washed blankets
loveley feeling
so warm

It's only a joke
I'm only pretending to be retarded

asdf

vohiyo ikaros, are you ready for your morning whipping?

tired and wanting to play csgo for whatever reason

Fresh washed blankets
loveley feeling
so warm

Ganbatte, 8 chan

Oh

Played your EUW placements yet? :c

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is it broken

vohiyo ikaros, are you ready for your morning whipping?

tired and wanting to play csgo for whatever reason

I suck dicks

oh, there's word filters now?

By all means, villainize me for feeling like shit

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