The Last of Us: American Daughters

Something something black babies emerging from white women

Some grrrl has to go from one part of the country to another part of the country to find/deliver a cure. Somehow her baby is related to finding the cure, she ends up being selfish and keeps the baby despite the fact that it could create a cure that would affect millions of people.

Only if you respond to them. You fags always complain about pol/leftypol/etc. derailing threads, but it takes two to tango nigger. If you see a post expressing a political/economic/social/religious position that you disagree with, just ignore because it has nothing to do with video games.

Just like this post. Polite sage.

Some strong smart independent lesbian whining about "duh womanly womanhood".

Why would this have a plot when the first one didn't?

The cure for the killer fungus is in Ellie's dilating asshole.

You, a young pregnant woman will have to inject your child's foetus into the anal cavity of Ellie so that it may collect enough anti-killer fungi juice (also known as "AnKiFu").

why bothering over a comic?

Pregnant woman dies during childbirth, newborn gets adopted by a nu-male.

so was the porn actually canon now and Joel got Ellie pregnant?

So it's going to be about immigration
sage because this belongs on Holla Forums with other movie discussion

Something something lesbians
Something something homos
Something something blacks
Something something miscegenation
Something something [insert pandering from ND Cucks]

I wish this was more facetious, but looking at the latest Uncharted makes it entirely plausible.

Ellie's lesbian nigger girlfriend is also a tranny

PREGNANT
LESBIAN
ZOMBIES

and Joel got AIDS and died because he is a straight white male

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What?

Holy shit.
I though that's a fucking shop.

Stronk wymyn who need no man will save the world.
After being raped by the ebil cis male Joel who left her alone with no alimony payment, she went out into the dangerous world, trying to hunt him down to bring justice onto him.
During her travels she'll learn about Joels selfish desicion during the TLoU ending, and tries to right his wrongdoing, in finding a cure for the virus, since she can't offer herself ansymore because of the child.
Always supported by her newest lesbian nigger who is secretly a super scientists and finds with Ellies help the "true" truth behind the virus da ebil white man created it.

the ending will be a nigger child born, with Joel as father, but becasue of the shitskin color he will be "different" than his ebil raping dad

A tragic story of betrayel, revenge, firiendship and hope in the Naughty Dogs newest movi… videogame.

Stronk woman gets shot, mixed baby dies, cry cry

This seems to be a comic actually.

Tell me about Ellie.
Why does she wear the mask?

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To all of you American girls…

Yawn

Wew

Also wait for it… NIGGER BABY

Bulldykes tribbing.

You sure?

I tried to reverse search it and apperently it's from Niggercharted 4.
Like a hidden easter egg to foreshadow coming projects.

what if she is just fat and not pregnant?

have you ever seen a fat woman or pregnant woman?

16 hours of inconsequential bullshit if uncharted 4 is anything to go by

at least TLOU1 had moments that were enjoyable in it, but uncharted 4 was the most padded game i've played in years and i played it a month ago and barely remember half the game now because so much of it was non-action

If you omitt the head she looks exactly like Stallman.

It turns out the fungus people actually want to be fungus people now and were just defending themselves. Ellie, now pregnant with a chocolate baby, finds out white males are indiscriminately killing and raping fungus people. She takes it upon her hands to kill every last white male in the face of the earth.

Yeah nigger you like that shit?

At least one more lesbian kiss scene. The protaganist will be a young girl who can do almost anything and if she gets help, its because she expertly bartered for it.

some bitch that got raped by a mushroom man notzombie and for some strange reason its the last cure?
oh and she is escorted by a team of marines that die one by one until they complete the mission.

even longplays aka play like shit and look at things to pad out the video didn't take that long for the first game. it'll be 12 absolute max.

"Is there something with white in it mommy?"

Ewww Racist!

i'm not putting the game back in to actually check my hours, but it felt like fucking forever

i probably won't even be able to bang out a run of uncharted 2 again for a chuckle because uc4 tainted the rest of the games

Left Behind managed to be two hours long despite only having fifteen minutes of gameplay, these guys are masters of padding now.

lesbian lolis and aprox. 126 TiB of SFM porn

I can't come up with anything better than
If there isn't racemixing somebody will have to slap a goy

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We're predicting it, not writing it ourselves.

It IS dead if you focus on just posts like that.

No, I didn't know that. I just know it says Darkhorse Comics at the bottom.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Lesbians, is in fact, Cordyceps/Lesbians, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Cordyceps plus Lesbians...

more like the world and media are full of padding enablers

Daughters hate Daddy, fucks a nigger.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Joel's kid. Sony did just have a movie trailer about pedophilia.

I'll never get why people want to play games, when they're actually watching a movie in the end anyway.

I thought TLOU was more of a game and less reliant on scripted sequences than any of the Uncharted games were, personally, but Left Behind left me with a very sour taste in my mouth, I would have been furious if I paid for it.

It's play on words for Dark Whores. Thus thread is spot on.

The Last of Us: American Daughters is a comicbook.

I'd like to add that it will be the last frame before the credit roll.
The american flag will likely be in the frame too, possibly damaged to go with the "leftists symbolic always backfires" theme.

If the father was white, then he was a rapist bastard who is now missing. Possibly killed by the girl herself, as shown through lots of flashbacks.

If the father is a minority, he will still be around and used for racebaiting with other survivors interaction. He still won't be considered a reliable father, as those are unknown and discredited.

There is also the possibility that there is no father involved. The insemination happened in a lab, from a female donor of skin cells which were engineered into sperm.

Finally, the story and in particular the birth will mimic and rewrite that of baby Jesus. Indicating the coming of a new, post-christian age.

Worst thing is this is already a thing. "Mecanoscrito del Segundo Origen" is exactly your post, but with aliums.

WHOOOOOOOOOORE
that's my prediction

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

t.spaniard

You're thinking that men and women gain and store fat in the same areas of their bodies.

You're comparing an elderly man, with a woman who is probably 17-25.

An unreasonably long amount of time in Paint later

Great job fam

I have exactly one prediction that would be worse.

Das it mane.

The comic industry needs to die already. Thank you manga for at the very least making them look foolish.

How dare you pregnancy-shame those stong beautiful women, don't you know women can do anything?

ya blew it

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Ellie has a new boyfriend shes 18-23 yrs old

New baby has the cure to the zombie virus fight as a pregnent mother and father(maybe) meet a new black guy that will probably die in the plot

Ehhh Baby comes out its a girl repeat scenario

Now that I think about it I'd really like to play a game where you play as a mother with a young baby in tow.

A survival horror/sneaking game where the baby can start crying at any moment and completely fuck you over.

Oy vey.

isn't it canon she's a dyke?

Didn't she die or something.

That pregnant bitch will have a fungus baby

Yes

The girlfriend? Yes

guys listen, the babby is not black at first

because the "daughters" (thats like their group name) are escaped sex slaves and only the white man can be evil enough to enslave them

but then they like find out that the fungus arent killing womyn anymore because they realize only men are evil

so now the daughters help the fungus overcome their racism by injecting negro juice into their fetuses to make them black

then when the black babbies are born the daughters ally with the fungus to kill the white men and once their all dead the epilogue shows that the world is a utopia decades after the white men are dead

then it cuts to a hidden dark basement with spooky music and you can hear keyboard sounds

a fat neckbeard white male is sitting at the computer and the camera zooms in to reveal he is typing #GamerGate as the spooky music reaches climax

White Guilt, rape, man-hate, lack of positive majority characters, race mixing, and a really strong dose of "if you don't like this you're a bigot".

what's with his hairline?
I thought semites had thicker hair similar to muzzies

Prediction: Lesbian is pregnant due to rape, will have to abort the baby later in the game, then racially exotic girlfriend will console her.

Every fucking time.

Likely a racemixed kike.

Politically correct rip off of Lisa
Calling it now!

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NIGGERS ARE THE MASTER RACE

the babby gets die

she's not actually pregnant, just fat

Fat does not work like that.

triggered m80?

If it worked at all it wouldnt be fat

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>implying it's not vore

She ate a baby?

She saved the world by eating the last white male

She could have eaten anyone

deepest lore

I thought this wasn't 4chan?

I want to impregnate Ellie.

Post the whole picture, you fuck.

Crop the picture a 100 times and post each piece individually instead. Because this thread needs to last all day.

Why stop there? It could be anal vore

She has to get to the place to get the thing to help with pregnancy or she's trying to get to a safe area. At the end of the game she gives birth. If they're feeling edgy she dies while giving birth and a companion will have to care for the child while putting her down. A companion will die at some point during the game.

But fury road was good and didn't actually have feminist propaganda like all the triggered Holla Forums anons thought it did.

WTF? Did Carl the cuck start taking hormones now?

Carl had babies, the xenos are spreading.

About three minutes in

This is why god created ovens.

You mean his wife's babies, right?

You must guide a stronk, empowered, pregnant woman across america, shenanigans ensue.
Some edgy moments to get those 10/10s.
Mother dies giving birth and you have to take the baby the rest of the way

Whatever it is I'm sure at some point it will involve a brutal ass-beating of a white man by the pregnant woman and the babby will be a mulatto/full shitskin.

No you wouldn't, it would be literal babysitting simulator with pain in the ass escort missions all the time
Native american women apparently had quiet babies
No doubt because the only ones that survived and passed on their genes were the ones that shut the fuck up and didn't alert the 5000000 wolves and shit to its and the mothers location

kek

Did that retarded ass cunt just say that 1 in 3 women are raped?

What are they defining rape as having a dick and making eye contact with a woman?

I implied he was a xeno, so his babies. Carl gets the semen from his wife after her boyfriend fucks her.

He's more like the babysitter for Tyrone and Jamal's kids, right?

No, they're legally married so that she can take his stuff. He's just not allowed to fuck her so he's taking hormones and trying to become a tranny and see the world through his wife's perspective because he feels guilty for wanting sex. He's still not allowed to fuck anyone else though, not even as a tranny.

Are you trying to tell me hasn't been prepping the bull!?!

Hey don't be like that. Sometimes Jamal likes to warm up on xer.

Couldnt care less, im glad this tripe is a moviestaion exclusive, if only all this cancerous shit was exclusive to one of these shitty consoles

Whereas the last one managed to keep the SJW shit and walking segments at a somewhat decent level, this will be even more walking and SJW shit than even U4 due to the reddit fanbase.

Please tell me you're joking. I can't the idea of someone being even more Burch than Burch.

It breaks the natural order.

It'll be garbage just like the last game, something something no one cares about the plot and PS4whatever owners are going to be insufferable smug cunts that they now have a 3rd exclusive to their precious tardbaby of a console.

Welcome to the west.

90% less gameplay
100% more black baby

Yeah it's a joke.

AFAIK there's not that much info on Carl, I just imagined the Burch to rule all Burchs, but hey, my expectations have been surpassed before.

Water is wet

A strong independent womyn kills off men twice her size and has a black boyfriend something along those lines.

I meant more someone out-burching Anthony "No Wii, no Wife" Burch

Nvm no boyfriend will be there the kid will be black though.

So, I guess I missed the initial shitstorm:
why is Uncharted 4 considered SJW?

Rape has become such a broad term that we are all rapists just by reading and adding to this thread.

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That face gets me every time.

The last game did pretty well and because of their success the first go around they are going to push the shit to the absolute limit this time around.

Clearly forced stronk wymyn shit, which normally I'd pass off but the devs are making a claim that "sexist testers" are rampant at their company, disliking certain writing in the game.

I think none of it actually happened and they're just going for more brownie points with SJWs and left leaning normalfags, who *surprise* love walking sims disguised as fun hollywood action packed vidya with "storytelling."

One of the villains is a black woman capable of thoroughly thrashing both Nathan and his brother simultaneously in hand-to-hand combat despite each of them being taller and having more muscle. You never actually wind up winning against her, and she gets away in the end.

There will be a rapist character who will try to exploit her and then she kills the rapist and then goes off to stroke giraffes

But then, what's the point? The hero doesn't beat the villain in a schlocky pulp action movie? What is this?

She is not the main villain IIRC, apparently she doesnt do shit. Her only purpose in the game is to go apeshit on two big guys

main character is actually a boy but identifies as a girl. is revealed to be a victim of rape. #blacklivesmatter world is revealed to be destroyed by blonde millionaire president.

plot twist, all the marines get enjoyable personalities, like in Halo: Reach

her purpose doesn't make any sense. okay here's the deal there's two villains, a rich white guy (a rich white guy was a villain in uncharted 1 with two hispanic sub villains) and the black girl who is the owner of a PMC who the white guy employs and you fight the whole game

it is also revealed that the black girls PMC was involved in sketchy shit and she's a piece of shit too, so you fight her a few times and you press X to get your ass kicked a little less. i could almost accept her beating nate and sam in fisticuffs because she's a military veteran and fights using apparent martial arts techniques while the drake brothers throw haymakers all day

but then at the end when everyone is going mad to get the treasure she just walks away from it all taking the high ground and trapping the drake brothers and the white guy in a burning boat where they have the final fight

no one mentions her again after that

Literally the first fucking rule of handling a firearm

The bitch however will be the least likable, whiniest muh babby crying sack of shit in the whole game

(((Neil Druckmann)))

Shes pregnant.
I'm calling a more girl power-y version of Children of Men with less depressing stuff and more boring dialogue.
I mean, in concept at least that sounds serviceable. Maybe if they write it well enough it can be good. Maybe if they make the game play more unique it can be great.
They literally have the world of opportunity here.
I'm calling zero improvements on the old games third person light survival gameplay that is better done in metro and no improvements in writing quality, or enemy ai.

if anything it'll probably be worse since they are focusing on nothing but what the player is rather than how the game reacts to them. I remember the first real footage of the first game was all about them hyping up the AI, and look where that went, while I guarantee this one is just going to be "YOU'RE A WOMAN WHO IS PREGNANT" bullshit.

also apparently Uncharted 4 sucks massive balls so it's not like there's no precedent.

The statistic fucking gets more ridiculous every year. By 2020, we're going to hear every woman has been raped to death.

Fuck I didn't even think about how she is gonna play
Either she's gonna be doing crazy physical shit she shouldn't be able to do at late stage pregnancy, or she's gonna be a slow bulky unfun to control character
Realistic or not, either way it's not gonna be good

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So pretty much The Last of Us, but without Joel and a pregnant girl?

Remember when zombie apocalypse was about zombies and surviving terrible shit, not pregnant lesbian stronk indypyndynt wymyn SJW bullshit?

The Walking Dead, The Last of Us, and other recent zombieshit are ruining the zombie fiction genre.

but, user. rape is worse than death.

You realise this is a comicbook you're talking about and not a game.

the whole game is a escort quest with the most annoying transport NPC ever, cobstantly craving strange food, having to pee, barely able to walk straight, and bitchy as fuck
you lose good men trying to get her to the objective, but as you arrive it turns out that it was all for nothing
you get the option to kill her at the end
would play for that sweet relief

Why even live?

yeah that's a good question

You know I would but that would take more effort than I want to expend right now.
But it you did give me a better idea though.

Redraw anyone?

There's only 12 sections.

I claim A1

Threads too dead to do that right now

this is going to spawn a lot of porn

Should I make a new thread? If so should do it now or wait till tomorrow sometime?

done

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What if there's more than one poltard?

they have thick hair, but they lose the stuff on their head.

You have to escort your wife and your wife's unborn kid across the zombified US.

Joel doomed the human race for a coal burner.

i think this was intended to be symbolic.

You are the whole reason we keep getting these crap movies.
When a crippled woman steals the whole show from the protagonist and outperforms him, you say it has no propaganda in it.

Kill yourself.

strong independent womyn don't have those

See the new wave of movies started by star goys: the force awakens and cripple goyette, fury road for reference.

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I think you meant billionaire user.

But isn't she a lesbian?

Having a baby implies she slept with a dirty MAN (tm)

6 out of 3 women get raped, that includes lesbians

Then ignore them both.

That is both ham fisted and doesn't work. The proper way would be her jumping onto the boat and nearly dying because of it. Maybe someone tries to help her and she attacks him for it.

That is the closest I can think of for how western civilization is going.

This is going to end up like a 90's feminist, lesbian, rock band music video

Tatu?

It will be shit

Worse- 4 none blondes

More lesbian little girls, for SJW brownie points. You also play as a black muslim transnigger, all your enemies are evil white men who you routinely castrate and kill to protect your growing troupe of strong independent womyn.

Also it'll be open world.

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At least they were good for fap material, this will just be shit.

I could watch a review series about old people demolishing pretentious vidya, or reviewing them altogether.

Lots of sacred cows would make their way to the burger factory.