I am the Spear of Longinus

I am the Spear of Longinus
The sword of Damocles
Kali up in arms, a bleeding sinus
The hammer of the gods in the prophet's teeth

I am the Thorn

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Also hi. Who's here?

I don't watch it, but it's one of those meme images people post a lot. It's fine either way, the comment I was gonna make was sorta rude anyway.

STR? What weapon are you using?

i only have 2 tinychat caps of it right now

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Why did I have to get on Skype for you to show me that if you're posting it now?

Tuckd in plaid shirt like uncle person

I hope you live a wonderful life :3


Greatsword +6 or 7, will switch to Fume Ultra when I get enough str

Forty~
Heyo.


Not to me.
I've always lived for my friends and the current me, never doing the things future-me needs.
My original plan was to Soduku at 25, and just live a good life 'till then.
But life got good. I don't want to stop.
But it's kinda late for second thoughts.

oh because i didn't want to post it again for some reason

I honestly like my cashier job a lot, I just need shoes with more support because standing on concrete in Vans for 8 hours kills your feet. I'm hoping they're gonna start giving me more hours now that I'm done with training and don't need to shadow people anymore, but we'll see tomorrow when I go in

Are you new or who?

Do it.
It's amazing.


Seriously you won't regret it.
There's so many subtle details and things to pick up that it's just very well done.


fuck you anthony

Not new, so who I guess.

Too big a backlog.
Currently watching Gate, and playing overdue Vidya

Hii. How're you?


ur weird

That person's rage on /lewd/ earlier was pretty cute.

Tracer Bullet's a good enough name as any.

I'm actually pretty good. Very energetic.
Too bad I gotta be energetic at 02:36 AM, though.
How're you?

Impolite practices

look at this weeb shit


ur mum


Wow
Fuck you


Fuckin cool guy
Do you still hide your face?
Who does that nowadays?


Life is pretty good rn
How's yours?
Aside from failing that one class it seems pretty relaxing/boring lmao


If you don't take care of yourself then you will actually die or get really sick then slowly die
Thats like even worse than suddoku cause they charge you so much money for getting better and you still suffer so much

It sucks dude


Standing in converse for 12 hrs is no fun
8 hrs isn't too bad

you're just white


:3

I guess you're someone who hasn't been around in a long time, then? Have we met? :3 I'm Erio.


Same except at least it's only 8:30PM here right now. Got a four-page essay done so I'm just going to be lazy for the rest of the night. ^^


If my mum was a poster I think she'd be Smiles.

Cool guys play dex with katanas.

A long time is rather ambiguous.

Name sounds familiar.

She's old enough to be a mom lmao

Well yeah I'm white but that doesn't really have anything to do with it

You can tell people you catch fire at high velocity. I think that sounds rad as heck.

I'm sorry for getting so upset today, I didn't mean it, I'm just so stressed out about going to see my nieces during spring break... I just want to stay home and watch anime... but no, I'm stuck babysitting

I'm not THAT unhealthy. I'm not any kind of fit, though.
But my teeth are beyond hope, methinks.
My friends wouldn't let me fall that far.


Oooh, nice.
What was the essay for?


...Imagine having Sabs as mom, tho.

Also pretty good
And yeah that is probably my biggest point of stress rn
I'm probably not gonna be in the country when I have to retake the exam so I might be screwed somehow
Whatevs ^^


I am not a cool guy..
Is there any weapon with S-rank dex scaling though?

But I don't.

KO FEE

GWEEN TEE

yuk

Chaos blade has an S scaling, it's not that much stronger than sharp uchigatana(B) though. it's like 420 AR for chaos blade and 378 for uchi at 45 dex. But chaos blade can't be infused or buffed, and you take damage from every hit you land so I got fed up with using it.

Be proud of your name.

Misses the point if I have over 30.

Jeez, and you get that katana so early on
Ahhhh in hindsight I could've just gone dex

Several months at least. Are you from animu threads or furry threads or something? When did you first start posting?


Actually her personality is kind of similar to Sabrina's. Sabrina would have had to be like four when she had me though so idk if supposed age is a good factor to consider, lol.


Kiss me, then. :3


Whether or not Mary Shelley's Frankenstein novel was materialist or implied the existence of souls. It was written when the vitalism/materialism debate was a big thing in science and the Shelleys had a friend who was heavily involved in that. Obviously a human being able to create a life through scientific means seems pretty materialist at first glance.

get a good pair of running shoes with le Dr. Scholl's inserts

in front of all these people? waht if cherub sees?

I posted on and off before the move here.

...I said 'for', not 'about'
I have never read Frankenstein. Frankly, I'm not even sure what it's about, apart from the bare basics.

Whats wrong with your teeth?
Do you not brush them or something
Whats wrong with you?
I take so much care of my teeth, I use all that whitening shit and even floss and brush them of course


Maybe you wouldn't fail that class if you actually studied more and spent less time watching animated cartoons you fucking nerd

Your shikata ga nai attitude is refreshing though


I tried the Black one just cause I always see it in a nime or at least I remember seeing it in Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka

Its pretty Oiishi


do you still 420 bazinga it?

Are you doing your homework, son?

yea, that.
Wrong question.

Hah

I feel like there aren't a lot of fun builds in this game yet. maybe they'll buff some stuff. Pretty much all magic is pretty bad outside of a select few pyromancy spells who do a whole lot of damage. the fume GS is pretty good though I think, I see people using it sometimes. Not a lot of other STR weapons though. maybe the butchers knife sometimes.

You could also say tracer rounds would be one of the worst.

You're weird, I'm going to have to ask you to leave this community and never return


-licks-

They have their uses.

Do it and I'll forgive you~


Idk, it may or may not have been at a time when I was around, then.


A literary study class, then. :3

It is pretty different from the way it's usually depicted in popular culture.


Yeah, but not as often. It gets in the way of things.


I already did it!

who's rage? i missed it


no lol i put all of that on and got it maybe like 20mins after being on cam

Nice to meet you, then.

Stealth rounds all the way.

What sort of mum would I be if I didn't keep up with my child's academics??


No thank you.


All of it?
When does your class start tomorrow? Are all the assignments done and ready for that also?

lol true that :c
I will study hard for my exams that I have a month from now!

I should hope so ^^
Good night


I hope they do, I saw there was patch 1.04 but for some reason my game is still on 1.03..
Fume GS and butcher's knife are both S str scaling so that's probably why
Gn to you too

Don't you care about Cherub's feelings?

Ehhh. I use Tracers in hopes their plane is made of wood and catches fire quicker.


A shoddy one. But I already know you're good mum material.

Please don't reply to this.

the deed was done

holy shit mordin's autistic

You're really only going to get that in bombers and maybe the japanese.

Why not?

the patch isnt out yet. Good night!

Soto stop being a bad influence on my little one.
I don't know what "420 bazinga it" means, but I can only imagine it has something to do with recreational drug use.
Your parents may let you piddle around the neighborhood, but I won't let that horrid work ethic run a muck with my boy.

Yeeeaaahhhh

But they look cool


Eheheh

I want to die

I don't want to hear shit from a fujoshi who collects comics

I will eventually

What are you? one of those russians that try to blind you to death?

Ema's; you replied to it.


Nice to meet you too~


9:30, and yeah, this assignment was for that. :3


I'm waiting~

My great great Grandfather was Russian.

So, maybe?


Hm hm.

Blood-Chan?
should i take more pics of my rifle to post here look more edgy/k/ ?

Learn from his mistakes.

Why do you want to die, user?

You must answer my question first v.v

Them being?

why not?

i'll just drink myself to death right now

My hobbies are at least self sustaining, unlike the self depreciatory smut you partake in. How about you go light up that spoon you carry around, and leave my son in peace.


Drugs in my day were different from the poison crap you kids use today.
I could smoke an once and get work done, but you have half a gram of nowaday's grass and you're out for the count.


Okay good.
I don't mind you enjoying some computer time then. Everything in moderation of course.

We satantists have to stick together

cute

Big talk for a fifteen year old.

If I'm 15 you're like 10

This is true, I self actualized long ago and I feel I know everything I need in this life though.

I feel I am ready to go to live among the stars at this point.

Thinking tracer rounds melt planes.

What year did you start? The name sounds kind of familiar but I feel like I might just know it cause it's an anime or something.


Ema! And idk, sure.


Then no, I don't particularly care. Now you owe me a kiss.

I'm mature for my age.


They probably did back in the 1930's

How can I learn everything about life too?

I posted as Nox here before anyone heard about my first name. Tracer Bullet is from a comic.

they're pretty much the same
loaded or unloaded? pervert

I did a lot of lsd and psylocibin mushrooms

False. People were scared of planes too much to fly them back then.

smiles you're like 26 at the very most stop having a PTSD episode

ilu doe

That's why Hitler lost the war.

Anyway, have fun everyone. It was fun.


A savant by all measurements


I take a role of mother very seriously.

all the people who could fly planes bailed and stole planes to escape the regime when hitler was losing the war, and my grandpa did this too as he was a nazi bomber pilot/howitzer operator.

He fled the country while the gettin was good with one

Excuse me? I think the Bf109 E is a beautiful machine.

Aww, that's cruel love.


Have his Luger?

@smiles

How the hell is that fun? Stop being so awkwardly shy about stupid shit.

quickly kisses you on the lips i hope he beats you up

Ehh... That's very bad... also I don't do drugs

It is, yes.

I'm just saying he didn't concentrate enough into aircraft for the war. He stuck with tanks.

Give me anime recommendations!

I like drama and romance ~

He left behind all posetions and got fake papers in france.

He kept nothing sadly as it was too much of a risk.


your a beautiful machine

No gold or artwork? Damn shame.

Even then he didn't do that efficiently.

Let me cut you and suck your blood out from your thigh. I want to kiss punch you in the face until you cough up blood you on the cheek.

Makes sense~


Loaded seems like a good idea.


Byebye, have a nice night.

Rommel didn't have much of a chance, to be honest.


Well good.

oka

B-but... I'm a real human bean.


If Germany had allies that could lift weights for a while, maybe the tech boom would have given them some more edge.

Do you fags even watch anime anymore

They jumped the gun a bit, yeah.

These days I've started loving the airacobras more and more.

Excel Saga

Stop I'm in a very sour mood at the moment

You can't stop what you never started

Me 262 the bes

I can't stop now when I am absolutely throbbing at the very idea of dislocating your jaw and stabbing you and fucking every new hole. You get to taste your blood off my dick.

lenko seems to be flirting with underage girls again

Jets are too far for me to enjoy.

...

-stare-

Oh, that's just my favorite German plane.

KappaPride


What's with that look? Are you telling me you don't want to be tied up? Cause I was going to drip hot wax all over you. red wax

best scout

So what do you do? Job or college or what?


Are you kind of suicidal? :3


I don't think he even has a very strong crush on you.

I don't know that reference but here have a cat girl.

Night all.


Job.

My eyes don't go past the Zero.

Stop turning me on you fuck I'm not in the mood

not at all

Well too bad you're getting in the mood now. Just imagine having all four limbs chained to each corner of your bed as I sensually write my name with a scalpel on your legs. I'll bring out the paddle too~

anyone seen bard?

I have something for him

he mentioned something about being especially emotional today

I'm does with 8ch tonight, bye

inb4 bed bugs

hn...shut up and die, goodnight.

you posted a sm character and it happened to be the tomboy, the best one i only know these things cause growing up my sister essentially had priority over me in control of the tv lol


hey erio

wait

Dude that blows, I punched mine one time and told her to die.

Fucking typos

Welcome back, bitch. It's time for your enema.

well if you see him, tell him to contact me :)

You didn't even say bye to me

i love my sister i could not do that well all bets might be off she was like coming at me with a knife plus at the time she was bigger than me

alright

...

Night~


You seem to be kind of reckless; just seems like it might imply a subconscious desire for death.


Byebye; try to take a break and think when you get mad over something dumb in the future~


Hi bby. How're you?

Ass, goodnight.

wait

I didn't mean that in an insulting way. You seem to have acknowledged the anger was entirely misdirected, and it was a lot of anger. I should get you on those breathing exercises again.

doing great, how about you bae?

I knew you weren't leaving.

You're a man though, don't take her coat beat her up.

Good, I have a lot of energy and it's actually under good control. Things are helping and the rising fire has begun to be properly managed. Probably going to stop posting soon because I feel like I have been a lot today.

slow and steady wins races said tortortorus

i dont think thats how it works


ouch baby very ouch

That made me think of "Tartarus" and picture a hell turtle.


I don't think I meant to post as much as I have.

youtube.com/watch?v=grghUduGWIA

...

always hell with you

reckless in what way? i'm just having fun.

Are you Lenko?

If you had an antisocial personality disorder like psychopathy or the like
would you tell me ?

...

What good would that do?

You take the risk of being mistrusted.

If the person you say it to already has doubts, it just confirms them.

"Which way I flie is Hell, my self am Hell."


Well I guess a lot of the ways you're reckless in don't lead to death but just serious legal trouble. Maybe those ones have to do with subconscious desire for cock in your butt.


Totally.


Just realized I mislinked in that fourth one.

holy shit the kiwi wins it

nice tunes again, why so against posting more?

nvm

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Nezi
Neziwi
Nezo
Nezu
Nezinezi nezi neziwi neziwiwi

I saw an email where my name was mentioned

you needed your old Yui folder or something? I didn't read the full conversation but it sounded like that

Nope I actually got my old computers folders transferred do you have the mgd folder

...

...

IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There is no pooping involved!

Oh my mistake.

Emma you should go hiking with your weeb friends

Its pretty fun

It hurts to post from that folder.

How you doin' gurl?

I went mini-golfing on Sunday and almost passed out from our 75F weather.

Why would subject yourself to that hell?

I just got home and i'm soaking wet.

You're on the opposite end of the spectrum.

Also, fatties don't get unfat by avoiding hikes.

whoa


But you won, right?

You and grim were in a dream i had so stay out pls

lol what are you? 12?
Also 75 ain't shit
step up senpai

Soaking wet?

Is it raining?

...

My BMI is normal at least.

Yeah, but I wouldn't want to be the one hiking with them.

The first half, yeah.


It was 25F and snowing last Monday though, I haven't adjusted yet.

What did I do in this dream?

I took a shower.

I bet that feels nice.

???

Evening

Ohh, you probably should have used a towel on yourself.

Chovie actually kept up
I was surprised tbh

He's my nigga tho, no one gets left behind
I told his ass if he couldn't walk anymore we'd just roll him down the mountains lmao


Talk about a weak constitution
Did you wear a jacket or something?
Maybe you just didn't keep hydrated

They can only do so much though.

hello =)


hello =)

Nothing helpful that's for sure

I had short and a tanktop on like a normal person.

I didn't buy a drink until we finished the first set so I def should have done that sooner.


It just so happens that effectively drying oneself off is part of that~

Sometime in high school we took a road trip to hill country for more or less the same sort of "all day hiking at a national park" thing and it was bad enough that the two girls were thin and out of shape from how often we had to stop or listen to bitching so I just couldn't imagine doing that with a fatty. I would've probably just left them somewhere and hope the coyotes thinned them up.

It must of been sexual.

did you rub ketchup on grims bear chest?

Maybe you're right

...

Bitch please, you already know that I'm always right.

haha no way
i cant remember much of it anymore to be honest

i sent this to grim

Okay so from what I can remember I was meeting up with you and ban at this house in some far away far away place states away so I had to stick with you grim because ive actually only seen pics of you like once or twice you kind of looked not like you actually look but i know it was you because idkk it was you and so we went to bans house and we had a crazy journey getting htere because you crashed your car and we had to escape from this resturaunt and when we got to bans house you left with him somewhere and it was scary as hell cause hsi parents didnt know we were there and i was just left alone in the house and thats all i can remember but it went on for a long time nad there was alot ofl like walking around and talking about things i cant remember and laot of funny jokes and stuff

Hello.
I can't say I know you.
Enlighten me?

I have the bad habit of just started to kick shit to "return feeling" any time by foot falls asleep.
I ended up causing a small fracture doing that.

Hi Menma, how are you doing tonight?


You don't take any heed to your well being do you?

Unless it has anything to do with a swimcap.


This is worrying

...

If anything is going to destroy your body, might as well be yourself while having fun.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I had an exam today, didn't go to well.
After that I had a nice walk in the rain and now I'm high. So good I suppose.
You?

email field :)

We had ramen at Little Tokyo in LA afterwards so it wasn't all too bad
Just sorta realized we're in a drought now


Chovie is a pretty tough guy and he never bitches
The dude who kinda was bitching was Boston (the guy awkward white guy that kinda looks like a rapist/murderer, not Ian lol)
But what else do you expect from white people lmao


You're anything but that tho lol

You shoulda got something with lots of sugar

bard stop having gay dreams about me and grim.

This is clearly fake and gay

Ah, Nezi.
It's been a while.

Yeah I think I'm gonnna have to let Grim go
Idk if I can afford to keep him on the payroll

I just got water.

Not a huge fan of soda and that was the only other option.


Y-You were so gentle back then... .///.

I understand you gotta do what you gotta do to kept your dream world running.

I watched a few episodes of seraph of the end by the way.

Yuichiro is just as stubborn and hard headed as you are.

Those obnoxious, nature loving hippies that always think you should walk barefoot and eat "paleo diets" and go hiking/camping every fucking day are all obnoxious white people.

I guess but not at the expense of your leg though.


Sorry to hear that, maybe you did better than you think. Did you take a shower after that walk of yours? I'm fine thanks for asking. I'm just killing some time before I head to the gym in a bit.


lol you're crazy, how do your feet feel?

I am the lucid dream
The monster in your nightmares
The fiend of 1000 faces
Cower before my true form
Bow down before the God of Death.

Holy shit this is unexpected

My body quite literally destroys itself; might as well beat it to the punch.

hey hanyuu
fancy seeing you here

Did you like it?

Is that a complement?

Wow how boring
Sugar would've helped you out

Or at least get an iced coffee

Well, at least you'd be a cheap date


We ran into a couple of those people while hiking
This one couple saw us smoking a joint by the waterfall and just kept staring


They werent even that bad
When I got home after eating some godly ramen we all smoked a bowl then I fucking knocked the fuck out


lol holy shit youre still alive?

I will have to give them credit, though.
Vibrams are fucking comfy as hell.

Yeah shitposting isnt really somethign I do anymore, still get on skype and steam though

wow lmao


I second this.


Or give it a helping hand and stop the decay?


good for you fam, glad you had a good time.

Whos you

I have you on fb my nigga

Lenko, what's up you dingus?

nothing much, just going to bed actually but thought it would be fun to make a quick post

How do we know each other btw, I dont recall

Ian when are we going to Little Tokyo again?

I always feel sad when we pass by Oiwake and see it closed down


Those things look weird as shit
Never really wore em though so I cant say shit


Yeah shitposting gets boring after a while
How ya been dude?
Been a while


When we gonna go hiking?
Also you gonna go to AX this year?

Nah.
It's already borrowed time.

Been good, very busy these days, getting ready to graduate uni and od adult stuff

We used to talk on Holla Forums every now and then, have a good sleep. I'm about to leave right now too.


I'm not entirely sure honestly. I canceled going to AX for a cruise and the cruise was canceled because of something else and now I might be mobbin' it up with bebop and ui in the summer lmao.

Godspeed on your journey to hell, hopefully you don't end up there.

Maybe, but I doubt it.
I did.


Night.

It's pretty interesting so far. Seems like an anime I can get into.

That avatar fits you perfectly.

It's basically walking barefoot everywhere, just with a small bit of rubber to prevent your feet from getting sliced up on rocks.
They don't breathe well, though. And when you take them off, your feet smell like putrefied death.


Hell's for the fun people.

Just hope for the best and things might work out, I'm not going to sleep baka. I'm going to the gym now, and I'll be back later-ish. Bye!


And you're not invited. Later.

COIN SLOTS FOR EVERYONE

DIME A DOZEN

Sleep tight friend

If any of you want to talk, im on skype usually later gators

Remember your oats and squats.

HOLY FUCK THEY USED THAT HATSUNE MIKU LEEK SPIN SONG IN A LG G5 COMMERCIAL

I JUST SEEN'T THAT SHIT

MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS LIKE "DUDE WHAT? WHATS A HATSUNE MEEKO?"


Wow
Lenko pls
I coulda had you drowning in boipussy


Well at least youre doing good in life
Glad to hear


gg no re
My feet dont really smell bad when they sweat I just dont like having sweaty feet though
It triggers me

I am the hammer, I am the mail about His fist.
I am the Spear in His hand.
Though we are lost, I am the shield on His arm.
I am the flight of His arrows. I am the hammer.
I am the sword. I am the shield.
I am a soldier at the battle at the end of time.

Jason Statham confirmed for weeaboo faggot

Well if you think so then I'll keep posting him.

I just like the black hair and green eyes.

Hopefully I can get home earlier tomorrow so we can do some stuff and things.

right lol
i heard it over at my friends palce i was like
wat

Same.
It's why I usually just sandals or canvas topped slip ons.

Manders

One week of bottleneck internet and I'm losing my sanity.

squosh did you look at ur schedule .//.

Bardy. How are you, love? Also if I stop responding it means I passed out.

I am doing okay feeling very tired and high
i got to see my best frirend so I am happy

you must be sleepy huh :po

Yeah, I work Saturday.

...

That was a compliment by the way.

I'll look forward to the stuff and things.
Goodnight

Goodnight

I am sorry. I will try to find a way to visit you sometime soon.

Yea.

And I wish I could be half as high as you are, my friend. Best friend had some good times?

...

hush up now apolgies not needed :X
What are you up to tonight?


he was pretty worn out i hope he can get used to his work again soon

why cant you get high :X

Internet is still being shit.
So I might offline mode some Dark Souls.
Haven't been able to call anyone lately so it's lonely as shit.

That's got to be maddening
You' still havent gotten better bandwitch?
why is your internet so turrible

No idea, but it's shit.

Hello
is it me you're looking for
mango pineapple banana

Lexi suck my dick and I'll give you a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

This shit is fuckin fire fam

So apparently when I use the 3G on my phone it kills my internet on my computer.

The fuck?

...

Their live support is a joke.

...

MEDIACOM IS A JOKE

I'mma drink a pot or 2
fuck sleep

Lick my shoes and I'll give you a bowl of Corn Flakes

Dude weed lmao

Frost his flakes for him.

I just want to be able to do shit.

no.

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Thats WAY too much to ask

Tell me about it.

I really wanna record myself throwing a subway sandwich on the floor and start stomping on that shit then spam it on here


lol I have so much food here and you dont have shit