Fuck Elves

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DnD with Holla Forums.

Last time we broke into some euphoric high elf, stole his magical Fedora and talking book, destroyed two of his statues and killed his pet mimic in order to get his gay fuckbuddy and kill him

Euphoric high elf's house*

don't mind if i do

Don't hate elves just because they're better than you.

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How can you rape an elf when they are mindless sluts that think of nothing but cock all day?

I've found that a lot of trannies who play MMO's pretending to be girls and trying to get dick pics love elves.

Note how the increase for elf faggotry has increased along with the tranny population of the board.

Disgusting, but unsurprising.

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it's not hard to understand

pic related, another easy-to-understand phenomenon

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Elves are typically played by the shitters in say WoW, second only to gnomes

but in WoW if it's an Elf, a Female Human, or a Gnome chances are it's a autist

Elf porn. Not even once.

See when /tg/ makes elf jokes it doesn't derail the topic and usually isn't the whole point of the thread; and if it is there's at least actual discussion of lore from various books or rpgs. Holla Forums does it as an excuse to post the same tired out image macros and porn.

Why?

/tg/ barely even exists anymore.

And I fucking hate Elves and all non-humans/whites.

All must burn

/tg/ is just fine, m8, slow and steady. They just wouldn't bother with this stupid shit.

Filthy, treacherous knife ears are to be rounded up and put out of their misery by the sword.

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Post more qt elfbois

Post the webm

Gatathos is a hero of humanity. Who was murdered by non-humans, what does that tell you about non-humans?

you sure about that, nigger? what about that orc porn dump on /tg/ right now

Elves are to be tenderly loved.

this nigga knows his shit

You can fuck up elves in Captive Market.

Come on you faggots

Try a Mountain Blade module called Warsword Conquest, Play as dwarf and reenact embed related starting on 7:00

I don't know of one. You mean the end of prologue storybook scene?

Why do people care about elves so much when you could have cute fairies instead?

Witcher 1, there is a race war, you get to chose your side

what if elfs are actually human/fairy crossbreeds?

sure OP, I'd fuck elves

It's a possibility, but I'd hope to have cute fairy daughters instead.

The Witcher 3 is all about telling elves to go the fuck back to their own shithole of a dimension.
It will probably doom their entire race to extinction too.

If there was one thing that was ever enjoyable in Skyrim, it was storming Northwatch Keep with a big band of burly Nords at your back.

The best thing about elves is that they stay in loli range for like 50 years.

I wish I could fuck an Elf.

The species’ aren’t genetically compatible, so it’s more like having a warm, animate RealDoll.

Pfft, since when user?

Obligatory

Humans are genetically compatible with EVERYTHING in the world of fantasy

Those filthy humans will fuck anything.

Four a best, pure waifu with a heart of gold

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user……….

Just end your life.

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would you take responsibility, Holla Forums?

beggars cant be choosers

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Only if I could get them pregnant again.

How does that make it okay? Is it okay to fuck dogs since thwy're not genetically compatible either?
You filthy knife ear lovers are disgusting, Ben Garithos should have imprisoned you all.

BY ARMOK!
REMOVE ELF!

totally, i love breeding

link is elf rite?

What if elves lied about the world tree in wc3 ?
What if it was just big elf magic tree and nothing more.
What if the demons did nothing wrong ?

I want to fuck elves

which universe? i always found weird that on many RPGs the elves arround 120 years old behaves like rebel adolescents

Why is futa on male always femdom? Why can't it be more gentle and loving?

Why in Zelda porn Link is always the cuck?

nips love netorare shit. straight link lewds its hard to find.

Because usually elves have long ass lifespans, 200+ years in most fantasy worlds, so 120 years old probably would be considered adolescent by their standards

Sorry, but no, read her novella and that memoirs short some time. She's the cuntiest of the six even with the strong competition.

Often seen elves treat a decade as one year, at least for growing up. Normal adulthood can be eternal.
Such was Deedlit here, she's 160 but is pretty much a immature and rebellious teen.

I bet you do want to fuck elves.
Probably because your females looks like dogs and have the intelligence of fleas. Exactly like the males of your species.

Improvement in tastes?
At least in one area