I'm going to post this here to let everyone know when the conferences are going to start. I've checked the catalog and I haven't found a thread made for this, so I'm going to take the initiative and assume i'm in the right here.
I'm not sure how a thread like this is usually started, but I'm hoping it catches on and gets stickied, as is usually tradition on this board about video games(?)
can't wait for the dank memes
it's supposed to have been stickied for fucking weeks
God I love the days right before E3, you can just feel the excitement in the board, everything is buzzing with expectation
YES
I'm surprised too. Usually niggas is on this E3 shit.
nobody is expecting anything.
everyone watches it just to see how bad it gets.
women, niggers, casuals, normalfags, jews, thats all you see at E3 now.
Nah fam, you know you're still kinda excited, deep down, you don't want to say it but you know it
I'm hoping for Sonic Adventure 3 and Devil May Cry 5
Ace Combat 7 is literally the only thing i'm looking forward too, unless Kojima decides to FUCKING SAY ANYTHING ALREADY
Im expecting close to nothing, if not worse than that this year, not even a good laugh at how bad everything has become, just genuine suffering.
if it weren't for Squilliam in the catalog I wouldn't even know E3 was coming. haven't bothered to watch it in years.
I don't believe that shit for a second
Who else is waiting for the only good game this year? Bannerlord
I saw a couple of Activision-Blizzard Execs today in Irvine, I just sort of sat their silently trying to eavesdrop on their conversation, they were just talking about Starcraft and Diablo and how they moved new Intel workstations into one of their offices and how many hours his kids logged on Starcraft and shit, I wanted to ask them what they were doing for E3 but I didn't want to spill my spaghetti
user, the past 2 years have made me uncomfortably numb to the complete catastrophe that is the modern gaming industry, I stick around in the hopes that SOMETHING might be sorta okay at the end of the day, but realistically I know that very few, if anything, coming out of E3 will be reedeemable.
Maybe Sony's conference if they absolutely BTFO everyone with AC7, Yakuza, and Nier all with reasonable release dates and don't go full retard with VR, but I know they will, because everyone fucking will be.
There's actually some stuff I'm looking forward to seeing.
Should've asked them how heroes of the storm was going
and where can we watch the conferences?
Can I get timetable in JST somehow?
Um….. uh
If mark is not a colassal retard, hopefully infinity.moe so that we can watch movies in between
You have to pay $50,000 first.
there's a few places, the youtube E3 channel, gamepot. probably a spike tv. good chance infinite moe will have something going on. i think there's also an IGN stream.
I'm hoping to just find the one with geoff and go from there.
i haven't been excited for E3 since 2004
i wont even watch the stream or follow the threads, hope you have fun and make some dank memes like the dorito pope.
last year Geoff was on Jewtube's stream, for anyone remembers he actually got pretty emotinal talking about Kojima and all the other hosts made fun of him.
infinity.moe hasnt even been fucking updated for e3 streaming yet
I just want to know what the fuck Kojima's game is.
they would make fun of him because they don't actually care about videogames and have no interest in this hobby.
I'm unexcited as shit, I don't think my expectations have ever been this low.
At least shitposting with you fags might be fun.
didn't we use it last year? We watched Drive before the Ubi conference
It was pretty depressing, a genuine moment from the man who sold his soul that gets completely trashed by a gamer grllllll and the Gaymetheory guy
Thanks for the save guys. I probably should've done the research a retarded monkey could've done and put them all into the OP post.
Didn't realize E3 started today
I just want to fuck Kojima's game is know.
that's alright, i posted the timetable in the last thread, so at this point we're doing mod work for free.
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yeah, Square-Enix are high out of their minds and couldn't wait to show of Deus ex.
Well fuck
Someone posted this in the other thread.
Don't worry, according to a fellow user it was nothing but Deus Sex and whatever the fuck, so we probably didn't miss anything.
Had the timetable been up…..
Well, they stickied the thread so it's official, E3 now
Where have you been the last several years? Everyone just watches to watch the train wreck.
I honestly feel bad for anyone who still gets hyped for anything shown at E3, as it will never live up to the marketing hype and lies and will always be a disappointment.
Better make those fucking Squeenix predictions quickly because it's happening in less than 2 hours.
i still don't quite get the point of a singular bingo card, shouldn't we make our own individual cards and see who can get bingo first?
It already happened user
spoiler alert: It was shit
So did anything happen at all?
Yeah, I made it. Thanks for repostin, user.
Dude Sex, thats it, nothing on KH3, or the FF7 remake
What about the Nintendo Direct?
Ideally this is what would be done but people are incredibly lazy.
I'm excited for watching the trainwreck with my friend. That's all.
That and how it'll motivate me to program faster.
Wait, does this mean the square enix thing already happened? What did they cover?
There isn't one, its literally just the treehouse livestream they usually do after the direct to show stuff off
Iwata is rolling in his fucking grave
B3: Bananas In Pajamas 3
Summer 2017
I figured the bingo is more for people who like to watch on their own and get fucking slammed drunk watching E3 like me.
So, I made it for some fun this weekend.
If you haven't made it already, it's too late.
So, what's next? EA on the 12th?
This reminds me, didn't Iwata promise this year's E3 would be better before he died?
They'd better deliver.
It was pretty much just God's machine. They'll probably cover the rest of their shit at the Sony Conference.
What gives?
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JUST
Yes, he apologized for how awful their E3 presentation was last year and vowed to make it up next year
then he died and they decided to just show Zelda on a livestream with the group of people everyone hates now: Treehouse
I know, user
Where are they broadcasting all this btw?
What the fuck, this isn't TGS the fuck are they doing here.
Where is the best place to watch the conferences? I can't find the squeenix one anywhere and I didn't catch it live.
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thank you for spoon feeding me
also the squeenix one is already on youtube as the 17 min video
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Post the streams where you're watching this E3
infinite.moe
Not to shill a youtube channel, but the best gamers generally has a pretty comfy E3 stream every year, they don't do shit like nintendo or squeenix though.
tubegalore.com
nintendo's conference is going to be a wild ride this year
That's incredibly disrespectful of the dead's wishes.
Whatever one doesnt have shit video quality.
cancer
well i fucked that up
fucking why
This shouldnt even be stickied. Glad they unstickied.
Should have fucked it down tbh
They need another 5 months for that, what gives? I don't expect any content to be added, nor bugs getting fixed so what's the holdup? Perhaps bundled with Skyrim 2? Doesn't matter if it's a full game in another province, it's Skyrim 2
Keep in mind that the next one isn't starting till tomorrow, so don't panic too hard.
With that said, the melatonin is kicking in so i'm out. Sorry for not making a better OP (Streams, News, Games to look forward to and what not) and let's hope someone gets electrocuted on stage somehow.
Didnt think Nintendo was going to be at E3?
lemonparty.org
at least on those days its slow so I can watch on my phone
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eh, I've only been working it 2 months and got 2 grand in savings, still living with parents for dat low rent
I can't believe I ever considered myself a fan of this company
Kadokawa has an E3 event?!
No Nier news?
Seriously who the is kadokawa and why should it even matter.
They're going to make some sort of video to rack up crocodile tear points about him.
Im making a call now.
At least one major game media outlet will write about the fear that VR is ==TOO REAL== and could make people violent.
some bullshit like
I don't even know what to say. I'm seriously stunned.
I suppose it makes sense considering how they have almost nothing to show off in the first place. It just kind of drives that fact home.
It's sad
They're a film production company I have no fucking clue why they're here.
They'll fit right in.
I assume there's a wave of video game movies coming?
Nah, they have to wait until a shooting or something like that happens so they can ride the outrage to get some clicks.
Informing the people? That doesn't earn us money you stupid goy.
Kadokawa is essentially Japanese Disney, in that they own a huge chunk of all the media in the market.
kill me
The announcement tab has been updated. Anything else to add?
actually I fucked up, that's Kadokawa Haruki Corporation - one of their subsidiaries.
they are a manga publisher with a lot of decent titles under their belt.
en.wikipedia.org
They own Boatsluts and From Software
Probably broteam
There's already been articles like this written before.
Add a protocol to follow in the event of making threads based on world premieres. Like SEARCHING THE FUCKING CATALOG FIRST instead of hastily posting. And a protocol for mods to follow like LOCKING DUPLICATE THREADS AND ONLY ALLOWING ONE.
places to watch the streams
Seconding
Wow, that's actually not a half bad resume all and all
Add streams that aren't cancer like infinity.moe
They did make Killer Is Dead.
The new feature Codemonkey added, [pop], allows you to watch the stream without having to switch to a different tab.
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Are you guys gonna watch this? I kinda want to but I just know it will be worse than previous year's E3.
will they have a stream chat?
we could shitpost that thing into oblivion
fuken saved!
WHAT THE FUCK
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Why the fuck is it on at mid day on a Monday? How the fuck am I supposed to watch this shit?
Not sure if I'm lucky or not.
Is this your first E3? We've had this exact same schedule for years.
Weebs got money.
what
What the fuck are you talking about? The next conference isn't till the 12th.
Kadokawa Corp. Mostly known for ASCII Media and Enterbrain, they're the publisher for FromSoftware.
Here's the threadly reminder that E3 is ran by kikes.
A SMALL INVESTMENT OF $1000.
The hosting venue isn't a charity, so somebody's gotta pay. And yes, publishers pay for the right to be there.
I remade the schedule so it doesn't look like shit and also removed what already happened. Hope I didn't make a mistake.
So E3 began yesterday?
Why is it that i have not heard shit about it?
Where are the streams?
I thought this was gonna be over the weekend
Welp, let's get this over with.
because e3 is shit and all that it results in is memes
Only thing I even want to watch this E3 is the ZELDO presentation to see if I should hold off on selling my Wii U or not.
Fuck
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Why the fuck not? Streaming this shit is like free marketing.
I just want something to do with my Vive.
God, this word became meaningless so quick, thanks Holla Forums
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Thank you for reminding me that M$ actually did this last year
My prediction this year.
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Only one question from me, when will Kojima present?
Leave nigger
This year is gonna be seriously shit if there are no big surprises
pretty much every big game is already announced for release and has some kind of footage
Probably at the sony conference, if he's at E3 at all.
Two questions.
How was Square Enix? Anything interesting? Deus Ex?
Second; Which conference do Croteam announce Serious Sam 4 on?
I would guess that would be at the PC conference
I guess they're too stupid or lazy to set up a good livestream.
Oh well, I'm sure some of the stuff will be press-released soon enough, especially the Q&A.
WAIT WHAT HOLD THE FUCK UP
I thought this whole thing starts this Sunday?
It does. Squeeny Weeny wanted to show off dude sex early for some silly reason.
That's queer.
Thanks user, those cards are my highlight game of E3
Broteam's drink list.
Colour corresponds to level of drink, white being regular sips, red for drink until you die.
PC gamer could use some work.
what
The square thing already happened?
What did they show?
Its only the second one they've done, besides indieshit and maybe Microsoft, theres really no pattern we can define right now.
Looks way better, good work. Nintendo is doing another Treehouse the following day as well at 10am PDT.
There's also a bunch of other streams after all the big ones (Sony, Sega, Squeenix, Microsoft) that are on multiple days.
requesting gmt+1.00
Also, are we going to a cycling thread this year or stick with the constant stickies?
OR CAN WE DO BOTH FOR ONE THREAD! HOLY SHIT!
Equals BST, thanks DLS.
Yeah, me too.
Fuggg
Dude, those little 'take a drink's will kill you faster than any of the others.
What does bonus shots mean?
Which is why you do it with Coca Cola zero, it's fucking disgusting, it might give you diabetes, but it won't kill you.
Either down two shots when mentioned/announced or whenever shots happen you drink two.
But ultimately house rules.
Doesn't it have zero sugar in it? Hence coke zero? What the fuck even makes it different than diet?
Non-nutritive sweeteners are literal poison. You're better off with non-diet sodas. The sugar is bad for you, but artificial sweeteners are worse.
t. resident /fit/izen
Now now user, you are no fun
average life expectancy in my country for males is like 65-70 years and i already passed 30. I've got nothing to lose but my liver.
thanks for pointing out I'm retarded, professor user
DRAGON DILDO AMIIBOS. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
you are nearly halfway through this suffering
Best rules so far
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Yeah. At least i'll go out having fun.
Dumb question but Coca Cola company's VITAMIN WATER now has reached my country, i will try to switch to it, what do you think, i ve been drinking abou1.5L of non diet coca cola for 12 years
chair makes it look like he has a massive ass and hips in the thumbnail.
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Why bother? There's literally nothing interesting in or about it, it was just a clever business move on their part to get in on that little diet fad. To get the same effect, why not just drink real water and take real vitamins? It'll be significantly cheaper.
Also, if your next comment is that water tastes like shit, that's because super sugary drinks and foods ruin your taste buds. Get a Brita filter to remove any weird metal/chemical stuff from your water, it'll taste like cold, wet heaven.
You can just rewatch them later, though you'll probably miss out on the funpostfest that's going to happen in the stickies. IF there are going to be stickies. So basicaly you'll miss all the fun bits.
At least I'll see some of the worst shit live.
Remember last year when Mark tried to shove us into Infinity Next for some big events? I forget if it was E3 or not.
Doesn't matter anymore, but i wish infinity.moe had more use because we have largely abandoned it and is now inhabited by some weird guys
Better than the faggots that use bots to spam gay porn in chat.
What the fuck?
What are they going to announce?
VR game for PSVR from From?
More From?
Kancolle?
What the fuck do they have to have a goddamn conference?
Are they going to announce a new console?
I was going more of like IGN's and shit or the same Polygon guy who thinks guns are magically dangerous unknown objects that kill people.
Best part of the attached webm is the idiot thinking his little VR gun is too loud and too real.
It'd be more appealing than the current gen at least
We will finally get our Eternal Ring HD remake.
Well FUCK!
I took the night shifts on 14th, 15th and 16th SPECIFICALLY to watch e3 with noone around and only I bother to look at the PRESS CONFERENCE schedule instead of the expo schedule and see that I fucked up. AGAIN.
FUCK!
At least youll be able to see DAT BOI WADDAP
If someone dresses up in a pepe costume and rolls onto the stage on a unicycle I will kill myself.
Don't forget to add this to your schedule:
nasa.gov
I'm not sure if NASA is going to be able to live up to Sony in terms of a flaming ball of wreckage hurtling down to Earth, but we can hope!
Ayy
If you don't stream i,you are a faggot
Too bad for you I didn't say I would stream it nerd.
Also best girl.
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Great idea!
A Real Human Bean Meme
Im calling John Boyega right now, well just paint him greem and voila!!!
You'll see me in the news next week ;)
Hardly user.
Is there to fix it? You might be able to fix this.
Is the EA conference about to start? I'm horrible at converting timezones.
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Uuh, it starts sunday m8
It starts on Sunday.
Fuck me, I read the time chart wrong.
Mount and Blade 2 hype!
Will there be a skype conversation with Holla Forums like last year?
I enjoyed talking with you fags
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