Deal. We love that shit, we do it all the time. First we hit the bridges. Then the water utilities. Then the power grid goes down. Next we target weapons and ammo caches. If food storage is nearby, those get bombarded too. After that come the hospitals. Nott too many casualties as of yet, although within 3 years millions of your citizens will die from this attack even if we stopped right there, left and let you rebuild totally in peace. That was round one. Ready for round 2?
This is the part where we move our subs, destroyers and aircraft carriers around your country. With this in place, the sanctions begin. Nothing comes in and nothing goes out, unless we say so. Has your beaner pride given out yet? Will your leaders surrender as their people starve and die of disease by the millions? Nah, they're hiding out in bunkers. So far, the USA hasn't fired a single bullet or put a single boot on mexican dust. Round 2 was easy, we're fucking spectacular at this.
Round 3 is what I like to call "drone bonus round". For 6 months or so, as your people starve, we take our top autists and stick them at monitors to have fun with our predator drones. "You'll never see it coming" t.Obonobo. We'll use these to bomb wedding parties to "get that terrorist", to randomly bomb trucks on the roads, to take out groups of "enemy forces", etc. You know the deal. It means we terrorize your ass until the sight of a blue sky makes you tremble in fear. Ready for more?
We've already won, but that's not going to be satisfying to a true American. We could let your shit country just wither away, but no! TANKS IN 30! This is the part where we mobilize armor. Expect 3 days of intense bombing on basically everything that still stands. These aren't tactical air strikes like before, this is to turn your cities into rubble. That way when our ground forces advance, you have nothing to hide behind but medium-sized chunks of concrete. Anything that moves gets shot, as we herd your pathetic survivors into camps to do with as we please. You are a broken shell of a country, a fertile ground for some real American freedom.
And sitting quite comfy in front of the screen is pic related, watching all this go down from home, hoping that maybe they'll get to use some of their ammo on something, anything. And maybe they will. Maybe they'll decide that killing mexcriment on the other side of the border isn't good enough.
tl;dr, when we say you're fucked, you're proper fucked and there's not a goddamn thing you can do to stop it
THIS IS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FIGHT AMERICA. YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT WELL ENOUGH ALONE, YOU FILTHY BEAN-CREATURES. NOW, INSTEAD, YOU GET FREEDOM. THE ULTIMATE FREEDOM, FROM LIFE ITSELF.
GOD BLESS AMERICA