Guess the game

Ludum dare is 48-hour game jam that challenges people to make games in less than 48 hours. It's funny because it means that the game had barely any work put into it. There's been some good stuff that has come out of LD but 19th for mood and 42nd for humor is just grasping at straws.

It's not worth a pirate.

fine post pics

We doing this now?
Guess the game, Holla Forums.

Either Thief 1 or 2.

Dishonored

I'm sure you can type 'pony island' into kat yourself

Skyrim

Doubly worthless

ding ding

Sounds like Styx: Master of Shadows.

It was pretty straightforward user.

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Thats the joke though, retards these days manage to get lost in shit like final fantasy 13

Could be anything, but I'll bet some gsg.

Naw I bet its something like Stalker or Jojo's. Something where its2 no2t really hard to figure it out, but people just don't try.

Probably some kind of strategy game or roguelike. Probably some unwitting casual who bought unreal world.

EYE

im going with this faggot right here.

Uplink

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Don't include the name dumdum.

どのゲームか？

blundertale

Is the third one indigo prophecy?

bingo

It isn't complicated at all. No idea what the reviewer is talking about.

Here's another review from the same game.

No. Also, they're all the same game.

FUCKING WHAT

These are all from the same game.

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Deus Ex?

Underbotch

Either to the moon (or something familiar) or That dragon cancer

I thought the same as but "back in the day" could be 2005 and the better examples are straight up shooters, so FEAR maybe.

Fallout 4

Eh, gotta be hipster indie shit game

Gonna guess Life is Strange.

Life is Strange.

what's her name?

Life is Strange.

Life is Strange. The first pic was already posted in other threads to trigger anons

Hitman?

IS defense

That's extremely familiar.

Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide

Vermintide

YOU GOT IT

I cheated. Holy shit, what the fuck is so complicated about a game that's literally just walking around and shooting things.

I don't think anyone is going to get it. It's Unreal (Gold)

You owe me a soda, nigga.

But did it give you a tutorial on HOW to shoot? How is one to know you aren't supposed to press the power button for reloading?

Can I do one?

Amazing.

Yeah.
Here's some more reasons from the same game on why steam should be deleted in its entirety.

dishonored

That's gotta be Deus Ex the first.

Oh, wait i i didn't read the 2 and 3.

Zöë Qüïññ has her own awards now?

You got it.

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It wasn't that bad if you accepted that it's not a game but a VN, and that your character is a reddit-tier memester and a hipster.

but how?

devs got triggered and kept whining to gayben

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These are all different games.

All these reviews are from the same game, the game itself is meh, but SIDF really attacked the reviews section.

Who the fuck even gives up at roguelikes? Most of them are just tile-based RPGs.

TESO?

It's certainly not a VN

Are the last two H1Z1 and Firewatch respectively?

Dragon's Dogma

You can easily guess the game from the long-ass review, I just wanted to share this salt.

dogma came out in 2014?

Gothic 3/4 or Risen 2+ would be my guess.

No for H1Z1 (but it could apply perfectly) and yes for Firewatch

No idea on the first, but I'll say DayZ and Gone Homo for the other two.

skyrim with guns

Might and Magic 10

the reviews were posted in 2014

Are you going to call it a puzzle game because of the grand total of about twenty babby-tier instances where the solution was always (who would've guessed) to rewind the time? The "game" stood entirely on story and would be absolute and utter nothing without it, plus it followed the same principles of nearly every VN out there (go to X, trigger cutscene, chat with Y, chat with Z, trigger cutscene, and so on). It's a VN.

Two Worlds 2?

LEAVE ME ALONE

Dark Souls

ez one

Close.
Two Worlds: Epic Edition

mount and blade

MGR:R

That isn't what a VN is.

Metal Gear Raiden's vengeance against the BR samurai with the shit eating grin

yup

early 2000s game

Morrowind

Morrowind

They weren't, though. The people they were based on IRL were shit, so, the shittiness translating into the game is a sign of good writing. In other words, if you liked hipsters and redditors, you'd probably like this game.

yep

I laughed

Are you telling me that the two fake, stereotyped characters that say memes out loud, say the dumbest shit, and have no brain cells are written well?

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Who the fuck is Zoe Quinn?

Undertale.

Alright, what genre would you put it in, then?

If the people you're modeling them on are fake stereotypes that spout memes all day every day, say the dumbest shit, and have no braincells…

If steam users had taste, he'd say Deus Ex, Unreal, or Doom.

[/spoiler]Undertale[/spoiler]

hownew.ru

nope. Here's another, same game

This part is true, most games have a few helpful reviews digged under piles of reddit memes.

It has some neat ideas but the gameplay is shit. The puzzles are interesting but the platformer parts drag on for way too long. There's one good part, where the game tries to trick you with fake Steam popups. The music is kinda nice at least.
Pirate it if you want, but you're not missing out if you just watch it on Youtube.

Postal?

Yes

I guess a better way to repeat what I said would be

probably easy

Fallout 1?

Sounds about right. Although I bet hipsters find the characters relatable and lovable.

FNAF?

yup

Come on, one of the greatest games of any era that's harder than Dark Souls!

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Star Citizen?

I have no idea but I'm very intrigued.

FTL. I had that same problem

I'm honestly not sure. Maybe graphical interactive fiction if that's a thing.

Life is Strange

Correct!

That's the definition of a Visual Novel.

FFIV The After Years

sorry i dont follow every dumbass self entitled as a critic

thats oddly specific. Did you not like it?

Quality American voice acting

Have you ever heard of Gamer Gate?

All wrong, it's Daikatana

here we go

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Kid, im on chans way longer than you, i just dont give a fuck about reviews and retarded shit like that

I was just curious who is this mongoloid fuck that thinks he is so important they have the name with laurels and shit

depression quest

Alpha protocol?

Took some reviews off scamazon.

its an rpg

Bioshock:Infinite?

Why would anyone do this to themselves.

All different games

There is no way you missed zoe quinn, also:
I just got troleld XDDD

これは「ベイト」だ。

heavy rain, bully, and metroid m

Yeah. I can't believe someone actually spent over 30 hours on it

First one is a good game, it's not Bully, but it is a Cockstar game, and yes.

then metal gear and gta probably san andreas

i visited these shitholes before you kids use the term troll instead of bait

fuck off no one cares

Great, you still act like a complete faggot though. Seems you lack learning capabilities

i cant look down on all of you lowly newfags, this is how these shithole always worked

sure you can Bush

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Second one is Dark Souls III. I think I remember reading that review before.

Third one is Dragon's Dogma, maybe?

Correct on both counts.