Webm thread, autism edition

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No.

YES

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your arbitrary definitions are meaningless to me

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any jazz webm's anons ?
i feel comfy today

Jesus, did you ever try reloading the page?
I understand that you're exited, but calm down.

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Check the file sizes. They're all different files.

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I dont get it

the fuck is this even supposed to mean

at first I thought it was a shitty metaphor, then an intro to a weird gay porn vid, then a college arthouse bullshit montage, now I just don't fucking get it

you mean Hitler, right?

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This is for that dumbass who used an 7mb gif for this scene. I just finished encoding it.

fuck joss whedon is such a fucking cuck
jesus christ

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Bring who back ?

Death as an entity ?

If that's the case , i'm game

for

fuckin gross

i need more pictures of chris evans in the moment he ascends to laughood

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Does anyone have any questionable music?

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is this your autism flaring up?
do people not give a shit about resolution?

Wasn't expecting to see a furry vore game on here.

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eh, still only third most powerful

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I think something is wrong with me…

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I honestly didn't know/care about this sort of thing until I saw this webm guide and started encoding things for myself. Now I see it everywhere.

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Anyone have the incest webm some girl is singing how she wants to fuck her brother.

Bonus points for an obscure webm, I saw it outside Holla Forums it was a brother busting into his sisters room shoving a dildo in her face. Looked legit.

In comparison to Kyle and Luke? I'm pretty sure Desaan could kick your ass any day of the week.

Also depends which ending you pick.

holy fuck that bethesda webm is retarded
I'm actually mad

I hope you realize this means you get to take my virgin little butthole user

no chance , i belong to an e-lite task force that are currently ranking no.1 on the world's most powerful list above ISIS and no it's not gamergate, those were just the fall guys

Can your pathetic little flesh cheerio handle my massive girth, user?

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which one?

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;^)

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what is source for the sound? I've seen the video somewhere before?

I don't recall, but it actually was a nice tune that made my dick hard. I thought I saved it. Someone will post it, it's been posted more than a few times.

first time on chans, huh?

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user..

this one ?

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Are you going answer or what?

no

an epic tale of man's journey to find himself

Oh my… we're going to have fun with you.

Whatever happened to Anton and Coolpecker anyway? Did they just give up after Yooka-Laylee ripped them off?

Sounds like he's coming down with the sickness.

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No, no, shit I'm never descriptive enough when asking for something.

It was a girl singing and it had actual lyrics to it and it was a nice tune, I can't think of much more of a description than that but it was hot.

Still going, but needs more programmers last i heard.

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;^)

Nah, they're still around but a lot of anons think they're dead. Mainly they're struggling to find animators and a few other people for certain things. But otherwise it's still alive probably

Thought they had enough of those and needed animators.

Either way have some AppleGreen. soundcloud.com/kevinhanse/sweaters-in-spring

Thanks for not being a faggot.

Here, have a boner.

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Lurk more.

Apologies then.

I now solemnly regret my decision of spoonfeeding you. I shall leave, cut my beard and start a new life elsewhere.

Do you feel special? Jesus fuck you people are cancerous.

How is it cancerous to not want blantant newfags posting?

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we got a live one here

I don't know why you even did in the first place.

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No one helped me with a damn thing until after making fun for a while. Someone's going to tell him eventually that it's from a porno with a big black guy having the loudest orgasm ever.

A momentary lapse of reason.

Never again.

You better not.

You cheeky cunt.

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Do you know why there are such things as Clubs and "inspeak"?

It's because it isn't freely flaunted to every god damn retard out there.

You either learn the rules or fuck right off. There is no obligation to give you anything.

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Truly you live in difficult times newfag

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The only part I can get about this is the food and basketball part, but thats because they were the only stereotypes I could recognize.
The first part with the food was to get the viewer to assume each person was going to eat the food that corresponds with there racial/cultural stereotypes, then the viewer was supposed to feel bad about making that assumption as the assumption is not met.
The part with basketball and math is based on the stereotypes that black people like basketball and asian guys like math, but they open the boxes and it turns out the asian guy likes basketball and the black guy is gay.

Basically normalfags feel bound to conform to peer pressure and stereotypes, but want to also peruse their own personal interests in spite of those stereotypes and pressures. Rather then just not give a fuck about stereotypes and do what they want and accept others regardless of the stereotypes, normalfags are too cowardly to do that and instead want the elimination of stereotypes.
The problem; with both this video and the way that people think about stereotypes in general, is that stereotypes are mechanisms of economics and the division of labor, not mechanisms of society. The violent blacks stereotypes create demand for prisoners for the prison industrial complex, the athletic black stereotypes create players for the profitable sports. The asian math stereotypes create people with specialize skills to meet the needs of business'. Even food stereotypes are meant to reinforce the purchase of certain foods.
If you look at gender roles they are all based on certain types of labor. Women do domestic labor, men do industrial labor. Women do emotional labor, men do physical labor.
IMO the biggest annoyance of the SJW movements is that they are attempting to solve issues with the economics base of society by attempting to create social change.

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Actually, the "lewd bone" image is from towergirls, not undertale. It predates it.

nah, I'm always for some sweet template threads

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is that space marine? looks like fun

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That always gets a me laugh.

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Why do nips keep fucking doing this?

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I still half think this is in relation to the silly offhand remark of the guy in charge of the twitter handle

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Beats me

Now I havent played whatever game that is, but from the prompt it looks like they are in some toturial phase
I would guess that when they happen during the game, there would be a fail state,

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Billy Mays was the best thing to happen to CWCville

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Little bit lewd

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rude.

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What sort of safety is there for a revolver?

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murk lore

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your finger

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That's a cute potato.

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I remember that damn thread.

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It was from Clickhole, the Onion's parody of blogger media.

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alright I'm triggered, when will weebs be gassed?

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nice mother fucking trips shit

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you either have it unloaded or a single action, a double action would pull the hammer on a trigger pull or a double action with a heavy trigger but doubt it

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What a funny video, Anonymous! Mind if I download it? Haha.

Continue

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The only psychologically healthy state of being is racism.

goddammit zaush has brainwashed me into getting uncontrollable towering massive boners whenever i see qtie otters

Do you have any more like this? I'm in the mood for some apathy and disgust.

Alright, here's a fresh webm for you all. It only took 2 hours to encode

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Don't have anything of the sort but I would be more than happy to help you with that

Literally subhuman.

I'd love to mag dump those fucking chimps.

Oh god, why did I look that up?

Source out of curiosity?

Well, I mean, if you use a long sword with one hand like Ike… you could call it a one handed long sword?

you might as well befriend an effeminate guy, bullshit with him by a well by throwing water at each other, then wait for him to rape your love interest and betray everyone

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Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru.

Wew

I remember some retard doing the same thing to a female dog on half/b/ on like 2007.

Do people seriously find this erotic?

There's another trailer that's like two minutes long but I can't get it under 8mb without it being tiny and looking like ass and I've already sunk hours into it

y-you too

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Where's the vid of how terrible watch dogs is?

Why not make a fucking bastard sword then.

What do you think the difference between a longsword and a bastard sword is? I'm asking because there isn't one, other than the period of time in which each term would be used, but you seem to know something I don't. Do share.

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I've got a better one for you.

Generally:

Longsword:
A sword with a handle large enough to be used with two hands (but not necessarily true two hand grips) and a blade longer than a normal one-handed sword bladed
This sword type was much earlier than the Bastard or hand and a half sword and was basically used to describe almost any sword larger than a standard one hander.
The sword was often strapped to a horse instead of being worn and was used as early as 1150 on horse back or on foot. This type would still have been in limited use
during the wars of the roses.

Bastard Sword:
A sword derivation of the long sword of the later medieval period that had a special type of bottle grip designed for use with one and a half hands. It is essentially a more modern longsword .
Some were designed specifically for defeating plate armour and some were flat. This type would have been very popular during the wars of the roses.
They were the same size as long swords but apparently a lot of the time heavier. Some were designed for cutting and some thrusting. Others for both.

You should be carefull though. As another type of "true two hander" appeared later in the 1500s that looked similar to the bastard sword but was huge in comparison.

The grip of the longsword is longer and made for two handing, the half and a hand sword or bastard sword has a slightly shorter grip, meant for one handing. Even if you can two hand if you grab it by the pommel.

well , i'm glad you asked that because i can now finally post this within context

WRONG

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I'm not denying that the names were made in the autism of the Renaissance to tag shit that didn't need tagging tho. And in the middle ages if you wanted to buy a sword you would just get whatever was being mannufactured at the moment.

Which is kind of what's happening now with feminists and their gender studies. I guess fads do have a pendular movement after all.

fuck outta here

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aw

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Into the trash.

i ordered a medium shirt from them and it was the size of a fucking dress

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What in God's name…

thats donald sutherland
sage

Massive props to the HotD guys, not often you see a series outright adopt the terrible, cheesy parts that we love.

I love this place

it's so rare running into genuine autism these days, i want to savor this moment

Well most of fans are two sizes.. living skelly to big goys, so it's understandable.

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I love when Holla Forums has webm threads. One of the main reasons why I come.

that's not donald ,this is donald

OI user
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? POST MORE LEWD WARFRAME WEBMS

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HOME - Resonance
I think

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What game is this? It looks kind of fun.

I'm betting it's not actually any fun at all.

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Are you being serious? or is this some 3/7 b8?

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I haven't paid attention to anything that might be a big release in years. I pretty much only play games that came out when I was in high school.

as long as you still can think

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So, how's Burning Blood?

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It's just so comfy here. Here's hoping 8ch never kicks it.

Vektroid - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー ..?
vwave?

Pretty sure it's GTA V

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It is and it's using I think an armageddon mod..

Holy Crap, I haven't seen this in a long time!

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not a One Piece fan at all save a couple of episodes i've seen here and there , but the moment i saw the name i knew they would go that way

fucking hipsters

any webm with that quality thats longer than 2 seconds will be just as big

This is actually really nice.

Thank-You. I was kind of worried that it wouldn't be noticed. Xmedia Recode had a version update and the new VP9 is magnificent at compression. Source is a video of the same name by the Youtuber Boris.

This one?

Holy fuck this was comfier than I expected it to be, good shit user

i really want a pet fox
life is suffering
you can get one for maybe a thousand bucks

Whats this from? I've seen it referenced.

foxes are not domestic animals, i had a friend with one and it was like the most annoying dog ever, it also followed none of his orders and kept stealing food , destroying clothes and digging the yard.

OH AHH AHH AHHH

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they aren't domestic animals because they haven't been domesticated. If you do a little googling, however, you'll find that some researchers over in russia (I want to say in siberia) domesticated a species of fox in a shockingly short amount of time, something like 3 generations, and they were just as good, if not better, as dogs at being pets.

Not that I have anything against dogs, I just want a pet that's a bit different. That otter also looks like a cool pet, and if you somehow manage to find a raccoon when it's a tiny baby, you can raise one to be a great pet too.

Thats what that scream is from??

the final scene of The Notebook

Why do you guys hate video games?

bodysnatchers

We don't user.

We hate you

I'm pretty sure there was a webm of this and I forgot to save it.

always one faggot that spoils the fun

Why is this so relaxing to watch

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NO

i legitimately took a guess, i've never even seen the movie, i figured if i was wrong it would just be another ironically "intentional" incorrect answer

It's either me or the webm you can't pause/skip or it will get stuck on one of the frames.

I've got no coffee and I need to be awake.
How do I wake myself up?

fap

blow air down your urethra

Watch this

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How am I supposed to do that?

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fuck, forgot to spoiler

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Truly, these people are the most one with autism.

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:^)

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pachinko

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That filename is fedora-tier cringe

so is saying "fedora tier cringe"
also, re-read the thread title, faggot

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What's the story here? Googled "MFF3 MSF" and found the schedule from 2015, but am unable to find any recordings. Is it similar to the famous "can you stop?" AGDQ 2013 cringe?

death tears up denying the question of racism?

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Dunno

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Just remember that he's an uncontrollable cuck mongler.

Seriously, everything form him is so focused on the cuck, there isn't any room for the sex.

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guys please, when you download my webm's try to keep the original name. That's not the instrumental version, that's the acoustic version.

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CAT FIGHT TIME

Well it is true because you regularly see fedora-tippers talking that way, which is why I stated it.

What game is that?

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Car Mechanic simulator 2014

Anyone got the one where a father's just trying to play monopoly with his daughter, but she and her friend keep trying to give him a foot job?

where's 3-4?

its like five seconds long and does not feature much

I first thought you meant the father got a foot job by his daughter and her boyfriend. Was wondering why someone would produce something like that and why in the hell would anyone want to see that?

I am not into incest, but I guess I would watch two girls give some dude a footjob.

you know what? since you went ahead and pointed it out and made things awkward i am just going to upload it anyways.

Why in the fuck is the second webm almost 6mb?

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Alright, I will.. I have a 6 day weekend and nothing to do.

I wonder if FC2 as game pad support or will I have to use xpadder..

It's just audio. No visuals except a picture of the monopoly man.

I'm not understanding… the white and orange lost, but kept going? lol

You just described 560k videos just like that.. be more specific.

sauce on music from these?

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Dragonland - Calling My Name
Equilibrium - snuffel

I have reached a higher state of laughter

I would laugh my ass off to see his face when he realises that if he fries the ECUs in a tractor in real life like a retard then may end up having to pay millions of dollars in damages to the customer on top of paying for losses caused by him fucking up.

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user…

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A-user…
Only if YOU become the small nekkid fairy that follows me around.

obligatory

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Reminds me of those Chinese whores sucking on bananas on cam.

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Here you go (the video quality isn't up to snuff, but it's not as important I suppose)

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racemixing speciesmixing propaganda
I thought you knew better Holla Forums

Something quick I made, r8 my OC

its shit

It is too late.

Thought so

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source?

Previously Recorded

There is breed of domesticated Fox. But it's going to cost you $9000.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Domesticated_Red_Fox

What is this from?

nevermind i found it

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What a fucking homo.

I starting to realize that Holla Forumslacks and trump supporters in general are about as stupid as they come. Not only do they support a con artist and jew ass kisser, but they rationalize this shit away like it's irrelevant.

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filtered.

Fuck off with this shit, keep it video games or at least don't try to start shit, tard.

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Jesus christ lower the goddamn res it looks like ass blown up like that

Mah niggas

I never gained the desire to fuck actual animals.

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Whats wrong with scamming stupid people out of their money?

theintercept.com/2015/12/03/donald-trump-booed-by-pro-israel-group-after-telling-them-he-cant-be-bought/

washingtonexaminer.com/trump-declines-to-recognize-jerusalem-as-capital-of-israel/article/2577559

cnn.com/2015/12/10/politics/donald-trump-postpones-israel-trip/

Not to mention that you have to play by jew rules to win the jew game. Why do you think Kennedy got a bullet?

Basically a Holla Forumsirgin is speedrunning a game live, he hype his shit because he wants it to be entertaining, except the tranny gets triggered about it.

never thought I would see lesbian chicken beastiality

Uhh, when you pay for it? Shit, that is a good metaphor.

was listening to
with
not knowing they were both on since they went so well together you anons should try it

… meanwhile heres your webm ITS FOR YOU AUTIST-KUN

gm ev1

fuck i wish they finished this game….

woah, i like sonic again.