E-sports appreciation thread

E-sports appreciation thread

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that doublelift guy still looks like he's been through some sort of press

ui a cuck

which puzzle?


meanie.......

GREAT
Eliminate like elimidate
HEY
Young boy had to penetrate
FACE
Young boy Done caught a case
BANG
Now he mama livin with the pain

Holy shit. Fuck-chan and internet issues make posting near impossible.

Sorry, but i have to go now.

Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby.

Normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

See you in 5 minutes as a new person.

I feel bullied

You love it.

#no bully

/slap

Call the cyber police and have them unbully you.

Why do you have those bags under your eyes
are you high
are you Smoking Meth

Jalfrezi tiem

THAT'S THE SAME ARTIST WHO DID THAT CATPERSON BLOWJOB VIDEO!

(photo copyer scanner chan)
omg...
this is hilarious drrunknesses sounding
on 0.5 speed

TRY IT!!!

I cannot answer this


im telling mom


what the number?

link

Speaking of Jalfrezi, saw the news of the indian guy with the shit bottle?

she's a tech person
in the dark
drinking lots of coffee with lotsa sugar

...

No?

go ahead. we can doubleteam you.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chef-prepared-curry-after-wiping-7745790

Read it on the metro, saw it on This Week IN Stupid later.

that was not the cyber police


major gross

Urgh

They'll coddle you to fix being "bullied".

What the fuck?

*pet*

fuckin rekt

I do like cuddles


don't ruin the hair

i dont even know tokai and i made him feel all flustered and shit by calling him a fag

Coddle, not cuddle.

you know what's good for hair?

cum.

sorry


what's the difference?


research please

i propose we investigate

i will be the control group and not rub ejaculate in my hair

and you can be the one who rubs his stuff in his hair

we'll check back in 2 months

its cute

fuck winions

Fuck yellowstar

Fuck gasper gomez

I think you're not eligible to to scientific research


oh phew
then it's good

just shut the fuck up and put your jizz in your hair

why is everything so fucking hard with you

to be harder to get

Being megook is surrerin

i hate it

it makes me want to forcefully grab you and kiss you so you'll stop playing these stupid ass games

prick

man I love games

Did the slut club stop?

b um p

im lonely...
where have all the nice people gone?

who are the slut club?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Zzz...

The vast majority of posters

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

you too??!

Naturally, I am of higher standing even. I study management after all.

Threads die when Blood-Chan leaves.

I'll study that too soon, will I have higher standing too?

shut up blood chan

I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!

Fuck, forgot webm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

drinking chocolate milk and eating raw hotdog buns

hotdog buns are already cooked you dolt

Sure, you could be given some administrative duties apart from being a slut. If you prove useful, of course~

I can get the chocolate milk but why the buns?

yummy.

I'm always useful

Hotdogs da best

echoooo is that you

TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM

...

...

Hai

Fatal1ty ftw
Oh, wait..

Witnessed

did tsm lose

1:1

Scoots, wanna come to /lewd/ with me?

TRAITOR

;w;

Traitor.
I might lurk.
You'll arrive at the gates of valhalla, shiny and chrome.

testing

...

You're the only nigguh who I would happily hood with.

bloody wogs

what does hooding mean

Thug lyf

Is Echo and Neru dating?

Yes.

for like a year and a half

:3

Fap before sleep y/n

y

y

while sleeping

I knew I could trust you guys


Teach me that

was napoleon in world war 1

Night gang

He won it.

Sleep well.

pro

and wake yourself up with one


this one was
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor,_Prince_Napoléon


nini

I usually do!

Jean-Christophe is the true head of the bonapartes, go fuck yourself Charles


It's so lovely isn't it, starts off the day just right

fun thread

fap on me

It is now that I'm here.

let's watch sonic x

I remember this airing

Lewd.

I bought 3 Dvd's of the series

I still have them

TSM
TSM
TSM

bet it was the turks


???
???
???

???

...

I just noticed that in the gif his adam's apple is weirdly moving

I BLEED FOR THEE

This upsets me.

*pet*
I'm sorry

most successful trap ever

Why are you petting me??

can't get any better than this


..consolation

I hear it

How is that supposed to cheer me up?

TSM~

:)

♥ cait hurricane love ♥

even lulu helped! :D

gmorn

I might be horrible at consoling.
what would cheer you up?

I'm not sure.

well what's the bother?

I hope CLG wins

Life, brightness. Life.

why

whats so special about clg?
who even are their teams special people?
i see all the big names on tsm.

all three of them.

what?

Because fuck Regi.

Can't really help life, but you might wanna close some curtains

lewd

who is reginald? what's bad about him?

sven and hauntzer aren't big names, nowhere near clg's lineup at least, jewboy adc excluded.

"Who is Reginald"

Forgive me, love, but I was calling you brightness. Not that you or the brightness is a problem.

...

how's that lewd??


ohh thank you
maybe do something fun?

The owner of TSM

i was talking about burger guy
and double kill man
oh and yellow support man

and?

so yeah, all three of them.

this is sad.


the curtains part?

;~;

Love....

what's lewd about curtains?

No can do. Watching Some NCIS and maybe going to take a nap. No fun things allowed.

yup
the big names you most about.
:)

Hes an asshole

explain?

but fun things might make you happy

That doesn't really work though, brightness.

mang fck you

depends on your perspective.

I don't want to talk about curtains.

I was bored and didn't think I'd have to clarify.

I don't want to clarify.

maybe eat or drink something lovely?


I feel like I did this to loads of people but now it happens to me

Subtle

tell him about curtains, colorful elegant
i like royal purple
and uh fancy designs and...umm gold?

...

Perhaps. I am not sure. Maybe.

good.

sorry for confusing you.

it's really better if you didn't know.

You know what I want to hear

I don't really feel like it

I just remembered important stuff like wait I own a bus company how did this happen and then butts and then I realized that oh it was just me falling asleep in the shower

Alright.

so he isn't bad then?
k

tsm has got this match in the bag

drop it

Ican'tIcan'tIcan't

explain.

just try it out!
can't hurt


I wanna know though, it's others that are better off not knowing.

...

no.

I called something lewd that clearly wasn't..

you're going to figure it out and wish you didn't.

desu is rubbing off on me.

CLG GET FUCKED

You didn't even know who he was until 5 minutes ago.


k

I'm way too tired to be annoying about this
so fine

don't let them bring you down...
you're better than that.
:\

...

TSM

...

TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM

cosplay and gothic lolita

Yeah suck my dick

wat

sad boyz

lol
bouncy trist looks funny

lmao who even are you

Lol'd.

...

yeah no

♥ RFC
soo kewl item

:^)

tfw gud

nini

but did you hear what phreak said?
lmao

is.

to me, at least.

but you've been critical of my taste before.

so what makes it good?

Subtle

it isn't, really. but fuck me if it isn't better than a lot of people.

For lategame, sure

Stop ;;

...

I love you

what is the appropriate way to compliment an artist?

they all respond the same way.

you don't

compliments are the devil

deviantart is full of them

DESTROYED

lulu helped
:)

with my limited perspective and knowledge,

all I know is that some things just appeal

design is about appeal. drawing is about getting it right.

my drawing is relatively gud because it's relatively correct.

trist best butt

I wouldn't know where to begin breaking down all the reasons why it works.

but, y'know, it does. maybe it is because it is relatively correct.

and at a glance, it does gives an impression of strength.
though, I'm not sure if that's a butchered description.
her legs really do it for me.

Get out of here with that garbage

...

OUT

Is Mordin online?

...

hopefully he's dead

says the one into sorakaaaaa

aha

Yeah lol xD

That's the corners. She's made up of cubes, which gives a sense of muscularity and solidity. If something's has hardish corners it looks less affected by gravity = sturdier. you like that because you're a bitch sub.

You don't see me talking about her butt

maybe she has nonee

Maybe

All I know is she isn't an elf midget thing

that's pretty cool tbh, though cubish isn't the sense I get, having it explained a little helps.


I'm like, part sub. or at least I was.
have you ever been the smaller spoon?

i sucked a dick once

I have the strangest feeling of dejadejavu

that's definitely an aspect of homosexuality.

was the dick attached to anyone important?

when is it ever

it's generally something you know before you put the dick in your mouth.

at least, one would assume.

I find this question humorous.

i meant no

ooook that is enough toothbrushing I gagged on my toothpaste nana

not once did you stop and ask yourself that question when you were sucking all those guys off?


sorry to hear that.

buy me this costume.

i'm going to bed.

Funny guy.

More implying there are more dicks than there are important people.

nite.

Hm hm.

...

last chance

Make me, faggot.

1v1 me High Wall no items

Maybe after you get good.

And I can't online right now because country yokel internet is eating ass this week.

meow

...

If you're 2 scared that's fine, just delete ur memes

I bet you can't even parry.

I bet you complained when Hexes were removed.

Step up scrub.
Soothing Sunlight or bust.

my dishes are finally clean

i finally can use a fork and a spoon again..

should i make some KD or hash browns?

PYRO 4 LYFE
GREAT SWAMP NIGGAS

Both.

Go back to Blight Town where you belong, harlot.

...

Am now!

Oh, that's right. You belong in the FUCKING GUTTER YOU TRASH

...o-okay
i'll even mix in some eggs into the hash

know anything about spices?
stuff like dill, tumeric, and a mystery spicy thingy that adds flavor i think
what about basil?

That's a different dark souls.

Why would I want to visit your lovers?

...

My lover lies in the heart of the Gulch.

Yo I saw your lover just last week covered and smothered in niggas gettin' fucked real good cuz he can't get it from some cuckhound
Like I know you prolly had some fun inserting keystones into the dude's mouth but c'mon fam

Rottie is 100 times the man you'll ever be.
Literally and existentially.

Basil's a spice, yes.

DS3 sort of reminded me of the new star wars movie. so many call backs to ds1. the last boss even has the gwyn theme playing

:\

Tell your nigga to stop literally telegraphing his attacks.

Yes?

Sorry, but my hubby tells me everything.

I would have told you all my secrets
Let you feel the darkness within me
and gain nourishment from these sovereignless souls.

gimme help

What do you need?

help knowing spice for foods

huh
i wonder if ui has ever gotten fugged

Salt and pepper are a general rule. Wouldn't suggest anything outside of that for simple meals.

suggest something outside that for complex

cayenne pepper

Does molestation count?

too hot

not enough flavor

Garlic powder. Rosemary.

maybe, but he has to be the one being molested

it is not hot

it is amazing

and goes with everything

how white are you?

Do you have paprika? Also sometimes I like to add a dash of cinnamon to things because it's unexpected and sometimes turns out great

Then probably

what does rose mary do? what's it's flavour?


i'm super white

i don't any thing spicy (except my black salt and pepper shaker is the most spice i've ever had)


paprika too hot.

cinamon might be a bit too wierd.

from what i've heard he's some sort of big manly man bear so the idea of him being molested is cute in a way

It tastes like rosemary.

Hello~!

Rosemary is one of the more aromatic herbs, it's used in Italian cooking a lot I believe

Paprika isn't even hot, you don't have to put much in either

I may be mixing him up with someone else but I'm pretty sure it was when he was a kid and that's kinda fucked up on your part tbh

Quick tip for herbs

In general, they taste like what they smell like. If the smell seems compatible with what you're cooking, try throwing a bit in

He mixes hot dog wieners, ketchup, and mac & cheese.
Would you really trust his judgment?

...

CONTEXT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's an odd feeling

I just have a thing for guys who are bigger than I am.

what's rosemary taste like?


what is the aroma like?

it's hot to me. since i've only ever had simple normal average black peper shaker.

He's not cooking for me, is he?

Get rekt. Also role reversal is great don't be a bitch

Open up the container and smell it if you have some. Also consult this in the future

spiceadvice.com/encyclopedia/index.html

Smells like how the color green and brown mixed together look.

gay


i didn't know

and yes role reversal is great! hi-five!

We must not know each other then.

I just wanted to do some gotcha journalism tricks, sorry you had to be the target

Low fives

oh so it's like mints and tea?

eww. >_<


oh. colbys site helped a ton!
thanks, your description was close too.

I'm sure.

no, no we do not


wow, playing pranks on the new guy, classy

wow, that was a low blow

I'm telling you, just smell it. As Tracer is indirectly trying to point out, flavors don't translate well to text

now i'm waiting for it to cool off
:)


i'll think about it
whenever i go to the cheap spices store.

It's a trial by fire, jokes are easymode tbh

Was that a fucking pun?!

Kyle. Local bear/dog lover.

Literally.

Thank you, Gilligan.
That was the joke.

jokes are easymode, but you should get fired for your taste in humor

so what if it was


are you doggedly determined in your love of dogs?


also i have to stop the puns, i have to go like get groceries and maybe take a shower or something

i'll be posting on here when i can?

Spices aren't really expensive at any store

Puns are great.

And I'm playing Dank Souls so I'm distracted anyhow. Enjoy your shower.

How far are you?

I make no attempts to hide my ridiculous sense of humor, I embrace the terrible

Then we're gonna get along just fine

Cathedral of the Deep.
In the room with the giants. Bottom floor.

they are at my grocery store.

Did you go cathedral or farron first? the cathedral boss is sorta funny.

spices are like 3$ dude what the fuck

I think Farron.
I'm honestly lost as to what I'm doing. I was in the castle after the Dancer like, before I got here.

Spices are rare in Canada so they cost more.

You did the thing where you summoned dancer of borean valley prematurely? You know that's not REALLY how you're supposed to get to that boss right? Farron is the poison swamp place.

spice is like $5 CAD at my grocery store

so... like $7 USD?

The only thing not rare in Canada are excuses.

Bitch was useless.
May as well have done her in.

And yes.

nope.

oh

i had the conversion backwards in my head i guessed at.

One container of spice can last years so I mean

...

A seed pack and a plotting tray costs maybe 10 bucks for a tray and 8 spices.
Grow some.

yea.

i realized.

whatever. i'm tired.

or weed

luka could totally grow weed

living in rural British Columbia

solve her money problems.

I don't think Luka has the aptitude for pot farming.

this

is true.

are you maybe pperhaps doing anything on the 23rd squosh

*pets you to sleep*

I speak not in lies.


Probably working, but I could try to take a "sick" day.

Your mastery of the truth is beholden to none.

NO it's NOT COOL to call into work

Lotto numbers areas followed: 9-32-15-37-23 PB: 10


Well I could just request it I guess.

You're forgetting the welfare.

No some other time : 3

I don't even know if we work this Saturday though.
I'll find out tomorrow.

If they are not that, it's only because you saying it has changed the conditions.

The universe bends to your truths.

My word is sovereign law.

Good afternoon.

Your word is quantum law.

wait

are you all furries?

not associating negative shit with it, just curious

It is 11 32 p.m

Fuck no I'm not a fucking furry
you can suck my dick brother

I am god.


Only me and Izaya are.

replace 'furries' with any minority group,

and that sentence gets way more offensive

not you dummy

those other folks


see! i told you so!

...

No, we just had some of them join when we left 4chan

I'm king furry though because I lived the dream.

Would rather be a nigger or a chink or
probably not a spic or kike
than a furry

i do not support furries or sissies

*God

there's a difference.

I am simply one of many.

what is king furry?


not manly men are cute though
what kind of planet are you from

It's always afternoon somewhere.

Dog fucking joke.
Or the guy from DBZ.

This will sound weird
anyone ever tried fried chicke n and pickles?

uh... not my thing thank you very much


sounds gross honestly

Chicken, fries, and pickle spears are pretty common.

You ever been to Rock Port?

It does doesn't it
Try it sometimes
I was unwilling to try it but I gave it a shot and now
Idk man
I really fucking crave it


Lol what is Rockport?

Chik Fil-A sandwiches are fried chicken with pickles on them so... kinda?

but i am a vegaytarian, so my chances of eating chicken and pickles are long gone
ripperinos

It's a small town near Hamburg. They have a place called Trails Inn that has some kick ass food. Drinks come in mason jars and the whole place is made to look like a kind of western thing.

Should go there and try it sometime.


Missing out man.
It's the bee's knees. But I'm just fucking with you.

We can no longer speak

Yes that
it is better with chicken chicken
try it sometimes!

aw shoot

ah well to each their own


Hamburg germany lol?

You've left America?

i thought your kind wasnt allowed there? :^)

Chicken chicken?

Iowa, ya dingus.
Though I doubt you'd have reason to go that way. I'm just wondering if you know any of the places around here I do. Nobody other than Kai has ever lived this close to me.

dog's knees, more like


why not
i don't bongo on hippie drums at least, nor have i tried acid


it's ok i'll just watch somewhat jealously in the corner at you meat eating scum eating your delicious chicken

I don't think thy have knees.

They hate the gays, the bis get along fine

And now you're hating on my instrument?! Fuck you dude

Yah like not a patty

The only Kai I know lives in
Texas maybe
yes
Kai My friend who posted Konata

That is a total different part from me I think
I know a bit of central Iowa and most of my corner of Southeastern
like
I fucks wit Washington county
and I know some of Keokuk jefferson henry van buren
Linn and johnsonand Iowa counties
What is that part like? Tbh you are probably more Iowa than me i am damn near illinois :p

they do, it's a part of having legs
they just don't have a large range of motion


we can agree that we're both human, right?

havent you kissed more guys than girls?

I grew up in Missouri, but was on the border.
Up near the bluffs it's all hills and shit. Couple places to go fishing and morel hunting.

Honestly what you would expect out of typical country shit.

Well shucks you're a yokel just like me

How'd ou get out of there?

It's not like a processed patty or anything, it's just a fried chicken breast on a bun

I was only born in this body, I'm actually a Martian.

No, I have a perfect 50/50 record actually

well then youre 1% over what theyd accept on the same sex lovin

I need to find 1% of a woman and kiss and/of fuck it immediately, then

Moved to Alabama. Moved back. Dad lives in Iowa and there was more chance of a good job here.
Only an hour from where I grew up though.

We served something similiar at kfc when we had the double down adn doublelicious

what the hell are you on about

My dad saw this band and so did my nigga kai
i kinda want to too

hurry before they learn of your turrible secret

Oh dear god that sandwich is just horrifyingly American

Nigga I'm not gonna tell you a story just go back and read the conversation

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
TELL ME THE STORY GRANDPAAAA.

I will, lest I'm never able to eat there again

Quick, someone give me a terrible joke to use as an opener for a conversation.

I'm really not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

BECAUSE YOU WERE A MISTAKE

awful


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I told her to get the abortion but NOOOOOOO, apparently that's "murder"

aaaaand your time has ran out, the nsa will probably let them know

Oh well, at least I can still go to KFC

new

lol