E-sports appreciation thread
E-sports appreciation thread
that doublelift guy still looks like he's been through some sort of press
ui a cuck
Eliminate like elimidate
Young boy had to penetrate
Young boy Done caught a case
Now he mama livin with the pain
Holy shit. Fuck-chan and internet issues make posting near impossible.
Sorry, but i have to go now.
Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things, baby.
See you in 5 minutes as a new person.
I feel bullied
You love it.
Call the cyber police and have them unbully you.
Why do you have those bags under your eyes
are you high
are you Smoking Meth
THAT'S THE SAME ARTIST WHO DID THAT CATPERSON BLOWJOB VIDEO!
(photo copyer scanner chan)
this is hilarious drrunknesses sounding
on 0.5 speed
I cannot answer this
im telling mom
what the number?
Speaking of Jalfrezi, saw the news of the indian guy with the shit bottle?
she's a tech person
in the dark
drinking lots of coffee with lotsa sugar
go ahead. we can doubleteam you.
Read it on the metro, saw it on This Week IN Stupid later.
that was not the cyber police
They'll coddle you to fix being "bullied".
What the fuck?
I do like cuddles
don't ruin the hair
i dont even know tokai and i made him feel all flustered and shit by calling him a fag
Coddle, not cuddle.
you know what's good for hair?
what's the difference?
i propose we investigate
i will be the control group and not rub ejaculate in my hair
and you can be the one who rubs his stuff in his hair
we'll check back in 2 months
Fuck gasper gomez
I think you're not eligible to to scientific research
then it's good
just shut the fuck up and put your jizz in your hair
why is everything so fucking hard with you
to be harder to get
Being megook is surrerin
i hate it
it makes me want to forcefully grab you and kiss you so you'll stop playing these stupid ass games
man I love games
Did the slut club stop?
b um p
where have all the nice people gone?
who are the slut club?
The vast majority of posters
Naturally, I am of higher standing even. I study management after all.
Threads die when Blood-Chan leaves.
I'll study that too soon, will I have higher standing too?
shut up blood chan
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!
Fuck, forgot webm
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
drinking chocolate milk and eating raw hotdog buns
hotdog buns are already cooked you dolt
Sure, you could be given some administrative duties apart from being a slut. If you prove useful, of course~
I can get the chocolate milk but why the buns?
I'm always useful
Hotdogs da best
echoooo is that you
TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM
did tsm lose
Scoots, wanna come to /lewd/ with me?
I might lurk.
You'll arrive at the gates of valhalla, shiny and chrome.
Implying you both haven't been there
You're the only nigguh who I would happily hood with.
what does hooding mean
Is Echo and Neru dating?
for like a year and a half
Fap before sleep y/n
I knew I could trust you guys
Teach me that
was napoleon in world war 1
He won it.
and wake yourself up with one
this one was
I usually do!
Jean-Christophe is the true head of the bonapartes, go fuck yourself Charles
It's so lovely isn't it, starts off the day just right
fap on me
It is now that I'm here.
let's watch sonic x
I remember this airing
I bought 3 Dvd's of the series
I still have them
finally restore byzantium
bet it was the turks
I just noticed that in the gif his adam's apple is weirdly moving
I BLEED FOR THEE
This upsets me.
most successful trap ever
Why are you petting me??
can't get any better than this
I hear it
How is that supposed to cheer me up?
♥ cait hurricane love ♥
even lulu helped! :D
I might be horrible at consoling.
what would cheer you up?
I'm not sure.
well what's the bother?
I hope CLG wins
Life, brightness. Life.
whats so special about clg?
who even are their teams special people?
i see all the big names on tsm.
all three of them.
Because fuck Regi.
Can't really help life, but you might wanna close some curtains
who is reginald? what's bad about him?
sven and hauntzer aren't big names, nowhere near clg's lineup at least, jewboy adc excluded.
"Who is Reginald"
Forgive me, love, but I was calling you brightness. Not that you or the brightness is a problem.
how's that lewd??
ohh thank you
maybe do something fun?
The owner of TSM
i was talking about burger guy
and double kill man
oh and yellow support man
so yeah, all three of them.
this is sad.
the curtains part?
what's lewd about curtains?
No can do. Watching Some NCIS and maybe going to take a nap. No fun things allowed.
the big names you most about.
Hes an asshole
but fun things might make you happy
That doesn't really work though, brightness.
mang fck you
depends on your perspective.
I don't want to talk about curtains.
I was bored and didn't think I'd have to clarify.
I don't want to clarify.
maybe eat or drink something lovely?
I feel like I did this to loads of people but now it happens to me
tell him about curtains, colorful elegant
i like royal purple
and uh fancy designs and...umm gold?
Perhaps. I am not sure. Maybe.
sorry for confusing you.
it's really better if you didn't know.
You know what I want to hear
I don't really feel like it
I just remembered important stuff like wait I own a bus company how did this happen and then butts and then I realized that oh it was just me falling asleep in the shower
so he isn't bad then?
tsm has got this match in the bag
just try it out!
I wanna know though, it's others that are better off not knowing.
I called something lewd that clearly wasn't..
you're going to figure it out and wish you didn't.
desu is rubbing off on me.
CLG GET FUCKED
You didn't even know who he was until 5 minutes ago.
I'm way too tired to be annoying about this
don't let them bring you down...
you're better than that.
TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM
cosplay and gothic lolita
Yeah suck my dick
bouncy trist looks funny
lmao who even are you
rageblade Tristana wins
he sold it for rapid fire cannon
soo kewl item
at the very end
but did you hear what phreak said?
he needs to sell it for an efficient item so he can do efficient damage
to me, at least.
but you've been critical of my taste before.
so what makes it good?
it isn't, really. but fuck me if it isn't better than a lot of people.
For lategame, sure
I love you
what is the appropriate way to compliment an artist?
they all respond the same way.
compliments are the devil
deviantart is full of them
with my limited perspective and knowledge,
all I know is that some things just appeal
design is about appeal. drawing is about getting it right.
my drawing is relatively gud because it's relatively correct.
trist best butt
I wouldn't know where to begin breaking down all the reasons why it works.
but, y'know, it does. maybe it is because it is relatively correct.
and at a glance, it does gives an impression of strength.
though, I'm not sure if that's a butchered description.
her legs really do it for me.
Get out of here with that garbage
Is Mordin online?
hopefully he's dead
says the one into sorakaaaaa
Yeah lol xD
That's the corners. She's made up of cubes, which gives a sense of muscularity and solidity. If something's has hardish corners it looks less affected by gravity = sturdier. you like that because you're a bitch sub.
You don't see me talking about her butt
maybe she has nonee
All I know is she isn't an elf midget thing
that's pretty cool tbh, though cubish isn't the sense I get, having it explained a little helps.
something becomes clearer once it's explained
I'm like, part sub. or at least I was.
have you ever been the smaller spoon?
i sucked a dick once
I have the strangest feeling of dejadejavu
that's definitely an aspect of homosexuality.
was the dick attached to anyone important?
when is it ever
it's generally something you know before you put the dick in your mouth.
at least, one would assume.
was the dick attached to anyone important?
I find this question humorous.
i meant no
ooook that is enough toothbrushing I gagged on my toothpaste nana
not once did you stop and ask yourself that question when you were sucking all those guys off?
sorry to hear that.
buy me this costume.
i'm going to bed.
More implying there are more dicks than there are important people.
Make me, faggot.
1v1 me High Wall no items
Maybe after you get good.
And I can't online right now because country yokel internet is eating ass this week.
If you're 2 scared that's fine, just delete ur memes
I bet you can't even parry.
I bet you complained when Hexes were removed.
Step up scrub.
Soothing Sunlight or bust.
my dishes are finally clean
i finally can use a fork and a spoon again..
should i make some KD or hash browns?
PYRO 4 LYFE
GREAT SWAMP NIGGAS
Go back to Blight Town where you belong, harlot.
implying Blight Town is a bad place to be
Oh, that's right. You belong in the FUCKING GUTTER YOU TRASH
i'll even mix in some eggs into the hash
know anything about spices?
stuff like dill, tumeric, and a mystery spicy thingy that adds flavor i think
what about basil?
That's a different dark souls.
Why would I want to visit your lovers?
My lover lies in the heart of the Gulch.
Yo I saw your lover just last week covered and smothered in niggas gettin' fucked real good cuz he can't get it from some cuckhound
Like I know you prolly had some fun inserting keystones into the dude's mouth but c'mon fam
Rottie is 100 times the man you'll ever be.
Literally and existentially.
Basil's a spice, yes.
DS3 sort of reminded me of the new star wars movie. so many call backs to ds1. the last boss even has the gwyn theme playing
Tell your nigga to stop literally telegraphing his attacks.
Sorry, but my hubby tells me everything.
I would have told you all my secrets
Let you feel the darkness within me
and gain nourishment from these sovereignless souls.
What do you need?
help knowing spice for foods
i wonder if ui has ever gotten fugged
Salt and pepper are a general rule. Wouldn't suggest anything outside of that for simple meals.
suggest something outside that for complex
Does molestation count?
not enough flavor
Garlic powder. Rosemary.
maybe, but he has to be the one being molested
it is not hot
it is amazing
and goes with everything
how white are you?
Do you have paprika? Also sometimes I like to add a dash of cinnamon to things because it's unexpected and sometimes turns out great
what does rose mary do? what's it's flavour?
i'm super white
i don't any thing spicy (except my black salt and pepper shaker is the most spice i've ever had)
paprika too hot.
cinamon might be a bit too wierd.
from what i've heard he's some sort of big manly man bear so the idea of him being molested is cute in a way
It tastes like rosemary.
Big manly bear
Rosemary is one of the more aromatic herbs, it's used in Italian cooking a lot I believe
Paprika isn't even hot, you don't have to put much in either
I may be mixing him up with someone else but I'm pretty sure it was when he was a kid and that's kinda fucked up on your part tbh
Quick tip for herbs
In general, they taste like what they smell like. If the smell seems compatible with what you're cooking, try throwing a bit in
He mixes hot dog wieners, ketchup, and mac & cheese.
Would you really trust his judgment?
tfw slight role reversal fetish
it's an odd feeling
I just have a thing for guys who are bigger than I am.
what's rosemary taste like?
what is the aroma like?
it's hot to me. since i've only ever had simple normal average black peper shaker.
He's not cooking for me, is he?
Get rekt. Also role reversal is great don't be a bitch
Open up the container and smell it if you have some. Also consult this in the future
Smells like how the color green and brown mixed together look.
i didn't know
and yes role reversal is great! hi-five!
We must not know each other then.
I just wanted to do some gotcha journalism tricks, sorry you had to be the target
oh so it's like mints and tea?
oh. colbys site helped a ton!
thanks, your description was close too.
no, no we do not
wow, playing pranks on the new guy, classy
wow, that was a low blow
I'm telling you, just smell it. As Tracer is indirectly trying to point out, flavors don't translate well to text
now i'm waiting for it to cool off
i'll think about it
whenever i go to the cheap spices store.
It's a trial by fire, jokes are easymode tbh
Was that a fucking pun?!
Kyle. Local bear/dog lover.
Thank you, Gilligan.
That was the joke.
jokes are easymode, but you should get fired for your taste in humor
so what if it was
are you doggedly determined in your love of dogs?
also i have to stop the puns, i have to go like get groceries and maybe take a shower or something
i'll be posting on here when i can?
Spices aren't really expensive at any store
Puns are great.
And I'm playing Dank Souls so I'm distracted anyhow. Enjoy your shower.
How far are you?
I make no attempts to hide my ridiculous sense of humor, I embrace the terrible
Then we're gonna get along just fine
Cathedral of the Deep.
In the room with the giants. Bottom floor.
they are at my grocery store.
Did you go cathedral or farron first? the cathedral boss is sorta funny.
spices are like 3$ dude what the fuck
I think Farron.
I'm honestly lost as to what I'm doing. I was in the castle after the Dancer like, before I got here.
Spices are rare in Canada so they cost more.
You did the thing where you summoned dancer of borean valley prematurely? You know that's not REALLY how you're supposed to get to that boss right? Farron is the poison swamp place.
spice is like $5 CAD at my grocery store
so... like $7 USD?
The only thing not rare in Canada are excuses.
Bitch was useless.
May as well have done her in.
i had the conversion backwards in my head i guessed at.
One container of spice can last years so I mean
A seed pack and a plotting tray costs maybe 10 bucks for a tray and 8 spices.
whatever. i'm tired.
luka could totally grow weed
living in rural British Columbia
solve her money problems.
I don't think Luka has the aptitude for pot farming.
are you maybe pperhaps doing anything on the 23rd squosh
*pets you to sleep*
I speak not in lies.
Probably working, but I could try to take a "sick" day.
Your mastery of the truth is beholden to none.
NO it's NOT COOL to call into work
Lotto numbers areas followed: 9-32-15-37-23 PB: 10
Well I could just request it I guess.
You're forgetting the welfare.
No some other time : 3
I don't even know if we work this Saturday though.
I'll find out tomorrow.
If they are not that, it's only because you saying it has changed the conditions.
The universe bends to your truths.
My word is sovereign law.
Your word is quantum law.
are you all furries?
not associating negative shit with it, just curious
It is 11 32 p.m
Fuck no I'm not a fucking furry
you can suck my dick brother
I am god.
Only me and Izaya are.
replace 'furries' with any minority group,
and that sentence gets way more offensive
not you dummy
those other folks
see! i told you so!
No, we just had some of them join when we left 4chan
I'm king furry though because I lived the dream.
Would rather be a nigger or a chink or
probably not a spic or kike
than a furry
i do not support furries or sissies
there's a difference.
I am simply one of many.
what is king furry?
not manly men are cute though
what kind of planet are you from
It's always afternoon somewhere.
Dog fucking joke.
Or the guy from DBZ.
This will sound weird
anyone ever tried fried chicke n and pickles?
having sex with an animal
uh... not my thing thank you very much
sounds gross honestly
Chicken, fries, and pickle spears are pretty common.
You ever been to Rock Port?
It does doesn't it
Try it sometimes
I was unwilling to try it but I gave it a shot and now
I really fucking crave it
Lol what is Rockport?
Chik Fil-A sandwiches are fried chicken with pickles on them so... kinda?
but i am a vegaytarian, so my chances of eating chicken and pickles are long gone
It's a small town near Hamburg. They have a place called Trails Inn that has some kick ass food. Drinks come in mason jars and the whole place is made to look like a kind of western thing.
Should go there and try it sometime.
Missing out man.
It's the bee's knees. But I'm just fucking with you.
We can no longer speak
it is better with chicken chicken
try it sometimes!
ah well to each their own
Hamburg germany lol?
You've left America?
i thought your kind wasnt allowed there? :^)
Iowa, ya dingus.
Though I doubt you'd have reason to go that way. I'm just wondering if you know any of the places around here I do. Nobody other than Kai has ever lived this close to me.
dog's knees, more like
i don't bongo on hippie drums at least, nor have i tried acid
it's ok i'll just watch somewhat jealously in the corner at you meat eating scum eating your delicious chicken
I don't think thy have knees.
They hate the gays, the bis get along fine
And now you're hating on my instrument?! Fuck you dude
Yah like not a patty
The only Kai I know lives in
Kai My friend who posted Konata
That is a total different part from me I think
I know a bit of central Iowa and most of my corner of Southeastern
I fucks wit Washington county
and I know some of Keokuk jefferson henry van buren
Linn and johnsonand Iowa counties
What is that part like? Tbh you are probably more Iowa than me i am damn near illinois :p
they do, it's a part of having legs
they just don't have a large range of motion
we can agree that we're both human, right?
havent you kissed more guys than girls?
I grew up in Missouri, but was on the border.
Up near the bluffs it's all hills and shit. Couple places to go fishing and morel hunting.
Honestly what you would expect out of typical country shit.
Well shucks you're a yokel just like me
How'd ou get out of there?
It's not like a processed patty or anything, it's just a fried chicken breast on a bun
I was only born in this body, I'm actually a Martian.
No, I have a perfect 50/50 record actually
well then youre 1% over what theyd accept on the same sex lovin
I need to find 1% of a woman and kiss and/of fuck it immediately, then
Moved to Alabama. Moved back. Dad lives in Iowa and there was more chance of a good job here.
Only an hour from where I grew up though.
We served something similiar at kfc when we had the double down adn doublelicious
what the hell are you on about
My dad saw this band and so did my nigga kai
i kinda want to too
hurry before they learn of your turrible secret
Oh dear god that sandwich is just horrifyingly American
Nigga I'm not gonna tell you a story just go back and read the conversation
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
TELL ME THE STORY GRANDPAAAA.
I will, lest I'm never able to eat there again
Quick, someone give me a terrible joke to use as an opener for a conversation.
I'm really not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.
BECAUSE YOU WERE A MISTAKE
I told her to get the abortion but NOOOOOOO, apparently that's "murder"
aaaaand your time has ran out, the nsa will probably let them know
Oh well, at least I can still go to KFC