111 hours until E3

Reverse image search, you fucking newfag. Kill yourself.

And if anybody gives this fag sauce you should kill yourselves too.

I'm almost kind of excited knowing how much of a cringefest it's going to be.

Have something more to ask sauce for

Piss off, faggot

I'm tired, I just got off work.

You seem a bit pent up, mate

Maybe you should take a break

why are you coming to an e3 thread to post this

I couldn't care less if I tried.

I was just showing my excitement

If you didn't post, that would be even less hecks.

I can't even think of anything to be disappointed by, I've grown so accustomed to shit it's made me retarded by just saying shit over and over because I'd just be repeating myself explaining.

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Do we have an updated bingo anywhere?

I guess we're both faggots, pissbaby

We've developed an accessible, fun, innovative solution to entertainment that offers what gamers want most without the hassle of technology getting in the way of experiences going to show that in the end, it's about pounding your enemies face until defeat so now with your loved ones you can share the moments that matter.

Clarification: I guess we're both retarded AND faggots, huh pissbaby?

Shut up and fuck already

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user, I can't fuck myself

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Degenerates love company so they spread degeneracy in hopes of creating more degenerates.

Just like retards who worship other retards for being retards

Only if you post nudes based Knight user.

Here's mine. Also my Report Card

Where's the webm, OP?

On a more serious note, I cannot wait to be disappointed with probably every showcase.

Prediction : Nintendo is enjoyable to watch and they win. Sony and MS are so laughably bad that they are enjoyable too.

AKA just like every year.

This might be it, but I'm not going to bother checking if it is.

I'm famous!

Gee, I wonder what the Square Enix Remake of a Remake of a Remake Final Fantasy game will be…

This scene always bugged me.

How does a mechanized unit with an Abrams (why) not know what is happening 50 meters to the front?

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How did Kaine go from everything wrong with his era of comics to a likable character in MC2 and the Scarlet Spider series?

I'm currently making one.

Saving it for the day before

made by stupid americans, approved by stupid americans

I smell a tranny.

Gee, which one tipped you off?

What gave you that idea, his eyes?

All three, really.

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oY VEY

which jew does this money go to?

Is there anything you anons are actually excited for going into this?

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NieR 2 maybe, but I don't have a PS4.

I don't feel excitement anymore

Ace Combat 7, P5, Dead Rising 4 i'm optimistically hoping isn't shit, Nier 2 Electric Boogaloo, EDF on PC, some other small stuff

There's so much to look forward to!

I'm very excited about all the shitposting to come. Lots of new OC will be born, laughs will be had…

Don't forget Deathwing.

-Serious Sam 4
-Bannerlord
-DoW3
-CiVI
-Deathwing
-Shadow Warrior 2
-Nier 2
-Yakuza
-Re:Make 2
-A possible DMC5
PC gayman one seems alright besides all the indieshit and Cuckulus
archive.is/AQs6h

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I still feed the hopes that the PS4 neo will be backwards compatible

Pointless, I know, but let me dream with an industry that is not fucking awful

Its going to be like the Last gen/Current gen games.
Same shit with a performance boost.

Removing kebab should not need an excuse.

Memes paid for in tears and salt, user.

Welp

Yakuza is better

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Did more fancy shit to muh chart. Tried to imitate the 3D text in the E3 logo.
Added more of that sort of ambient occlusion effect around things to make them stand out more.

They did do that collection not long ago. I could see them releasing another one, as a low-budget digital download thing

I'm excited for the new characters I'll draw shitty porn of real fast and then question my life choices

Bumperino, it's too early for Squilliam to die.

Presenters crashing and burning.

Actually positive stuff? No. Anything I want to see is TGS material.

wow! video games!

I just want something horribly embarrassing to laugh at. Why would anything nice ever happen?
Me and my kin are likely to be the only ones to get what they want out of E3.

Did you see what they did to metroid. Do you REALLY want F-Zero super bombad racing with amiibo support?

Considering the fact that current year developers can't into optimization I doubt that very much

I think It's setting in how fucking boring E3 is going to be this year

All the biggest embarrassments have been either leaked or announced a week in advance

There's no pre-conference event to watch while waiting like the Nintendo World Champion last year

There's going to be very few, if any, actual surprises, for better or worse

Nintendo is confirmed for showing absolutely nothing that we didn't already know about, It's unlikely Sony or M$ will deliver anything worthwhile, Ubisoft and EA speak for themselves, and If the PC Gaming Show is even half as embarrassing this year as it was last year, it'll be a total bloodbath

Im actually disappointed before things have even started anons, this is really sad.

Well Holla Forums, what do you think?

Did I do good?

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recently?

Why are you exaggerating it to extremes?

Whats wrong with separating independent thoughts with spaces user? Im genuinely curious, I'll stop doing it if I hear a legitimate reason other than some fags thinking it looks weird.

Otherwise you're just writing a run-on sentence, or an incoherent paragraph.

Shills
and because the reply window is small enough for mid-length sentences to wrap around and misguide posters that it's one block of text.

You can change the window size, though.

what

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I wasn't being serious. But you guys seem pretty defensive in an E3 thread.

RIP that entire fucking series. what an interesting thing PM could have grown to be.

It's poe's law at this point user, anons are screaming wolf on everything, I would not be at all surprised if someone did blame proper formatting on shills or as a way to spot them

also look at my fucking post and try and tell me that I'm shilling, do it faggot.

Reddit

>>>/reddit/

reddit has it so to make a new line

you have to do it double spaced

like so

you know what anons fuck everything just for you I will never properly punctuate or format my posts ever again because fuck it were on Holla Forums where everyone is jews or shills and you need to stay vigilant by overacting like a fucking autist over every posting abnormality you see

Yep, its Reddit

There's formatting like an English-speaker, and then there's formatting like a Redditor.

Those first four lines could have been one paragraph.

You don't need to separate individual statements like that.

You also need to get a spine and stop crying when people call you a faggot.

no user, you are the redditor

I'm not trying to defend the user or anything, but I double-space out of habit from all the MLA format bullshit I've had to do in my life. If you double space because that's how Reddit does it, you should consider suicide.

:^)
user, they're shitposting, calm down you shill

What are you, a thirteen year old girl in an after school special? You're proving everyone right

Thank you for including your self-portrait by the way

You have to go back

Maybe hes just a newfag I did the same mistake countless times before being called out, but he seems highly defensive for that.
If theres someone I hate is someone who fails to aknowledge, or even worse, defend their mistakes

back to the actual topic though, no I can actually think of nothing that even mildly exites me from all the leaks I've heard, even SS4 and Bannerlord getting showed off can't get me hyped at this point because I know neither are getting release dates anytime soon.

I've posted this way since before the first Exodus, holy shit some anons need to check their autism and tone down the newfag/shill witchhunts on Holla Forums

Croteam usually releases soon after announcement, Its probably getting a August release just like BFE.
Bannerlord looks finished, but might take longer, they either release soon after E3 or do the above, releasing September-December with all the big AAA releases would be pretty fucking stupid.

Yeah, no.
You need to leave

I guess, it just seems like we've been waiting for so long, and it seems like we'll be waiting for so much longer

I'd like to believe they are both coming out that soon, believe me, I'd love it, but I just don't see that happening, and I'd rather be pleasantly suprised than set myself up for disappointment, so in a constant state of disappointment I will stay until SOMETHING at E3 proves me wrong which is fairly unlikely

Oh am I not enough of an Oldfag for you user? fuck you, filtered.

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Early-2014fag here, that was actually the sixth or seventh exodus.
You're still a newfag

It got a release date recently didn't it?

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What do we know for certain is getting showed off at each respective conference anyway?

FOREVER EVER

Yeah, we even had a thread about it thanks to >>>/liru/ users.

Oh shit wait it's happening? Cool beans.

Here it is, earliest release date is this month.
dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ139061/?medium=twitter&program=on_announce&source=workpost_announce&utm_campaign=twitter&utm_medium=sns&utm_content=workpost_announce

Only Nintendo and Jewbisoft have confirmed whats being shown besides.
Besides PC one confirming the devs that will show up.

Thank you jesus. Is this dimension the good dimension?

I know this Holla Forums was created because of the halfchan exodus, but was there ever a vidya board prior?

So our only hopes lie in Kojima possibly being at the sony conference and Nintendo maybe holding out on what they're going to actually do on the live stream? Guess we're fucked than

Hopefully we have some good movies to watch in between the conferences, this is going to be an even worse trainwreck than last year, I can feel it.

square enix is just a few hours away

What?

Did this just slip by everyone or something?

three or so hours.

Holla Forums was made three times, actually. This is the third.
Boards used to get deleted if they got no replies for two weeks, Holla Forums died twice until this one was made.

sorry.

is deathwing gonna be there?

what the FUCK
STREAM WHERE

Oh fuck what
E3 NOW

What was shown?

wad da fug :DDDD

user…check the times on that schedule, that conference already happened

even still, I'm surprised we missed it

Go away and never return

WAIT WHAT?

Why wasn't this a fucking sticky btw?

There was a thread for the Deus Ex conference already.

oh shit you're right i apologize. even funnier still is how everyone missed it.

THEY FUCKING LIED TO ME

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I think it was just the Dude-Sex presentation, believe me when I say we didn't miss much if I'm talking about what I think I am.

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someone find me the fucking shitty god damn square enix conference so i can laugh at them for milking kingdom hearts for another year

Mount and Blade II and The New LoZ

Those fuckers….
Those fucking fuckers

well i'd like to see the presentation anyway, if square didn't totally fuck it up it might still be servicable

Your funeral user

what the fuck, reverse image search gives me some polygon shit.
Here's SQ Enix's announced schedule from what I've found na.square-enix.com/us/blog/square-enix-presents-e3-2016-program-schedule

Anything thats worth a damn is on the Sony conference

There wasn't one as far as I can tell, they showed off Deus Ex, shilled for Hitman a little bit, and talked up KH 2.8 HD, thats it

Yes, this is how far SE has fallen I'd wager they're saving KH3 and Nier 2 for the Sony conference, so don't get too bummed

I KNEW Holla Forums had no sense of time, but this? This is too far!

There was a thread for the DX:MD stream. I watched it, it was okay.

there's a kingdom hearts 2.8 trailer i am laffin that says they won't even have any announcements about kh3 until winter

NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you know perfectly well that this isn't the first time any of us have set off to watch a game get butchered.

Have I been gone for too long? Because usually there's a sticky with that exact graph WEEKS before E3 even begins. Why isn't it up now?

Some are more used to it than others user, Its still hard for me to watch a franchise I used to enjoy get raped

Mark is a lazy faggot

Because this year we have fucking Squidward up insteaf of anything useful.

BO being a retard, newfags, chaotic nature of the board, mods being jaded as fuck and distracted
Many factors it seems

how fucking retarded can they get?

It never gets easier.

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Nomura probably is being a faggot and saving it for the 5th of December since that apparently is Sora's birthday or something

they'll sell it episodically, too
screencap this post

Holy shit what the fuck is happening here

Will episodic content become the new cancer in the industry?

yes, because faggots will buy ff7

What do you think? SE in particular seems to have a hardon for the concept, look at Hitman and FFVII.

Episodic format will be what modern military shooters was to 2009 and what open world sandbox games was to 2015

No

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Gonna say now, no one missed anything at the Square conference.

It was all Deus Ex shit.

And before anyone shitposts more, Mark made a thread early this morning in the catalog asking if it should be stickied. He should have fucking stickied it in the first place, but a thread was made. You faggots just missed it.

So why is TF2 up there, it's been out for years and isn't upcoming at all.

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look at what happened to battleborn, everyone else is going to try and quieltly shy away from putting their hat in this ring until the Warcraft Movie flops and Blizzard can't afford to make people pretend that its a good game anymore.

He has it all wrong

All I see are uninteresting stillborn games doomed to fail, TF2 shouldn't be on the list and the only one that will see some daytime is Overwatch, purely for having the Blizzard label on it.

It feels it was just a few days ago that I saw

Maybe they'll do episodic team arena class based shooters

LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING

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She goes by jennacdxxx

What the fuck is battlecry

MARK YOU FAT JEW YOU HAD ONE JOB

league already does this with their seasons and holiday skin sales and shit
are you honestly implying that you don't think overwatch will do the exact same thing

I'm going to shill my Bingo cards again

They're alright, I'll probably be using them

I have no dog in this fight. MOBAs and episodic shit is pure cancer and I'm happy to have never played either
except the telltale GoT one

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
I looked at two sources for times & Squeenix wasn't mentioned. It's not even at the top of the official E3 site.

Dishonored 2.
Maybe they'll demo some VR games. I'm still waiting to see what types of games VR will be used for.

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Wow, now that is literal retardation

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HELL IS REAL

Oh boy now this is going to be fun

Might be okay if it's anything like when he was fucking with that judge. Why do so many niggers name themselves 'lil"?

we video games now

WEEEZY, BABY, WWWEEEEEZY

I am erect

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is that shit gonna be streamed on square's twitch channel?

HE IS THE FEMINIST, THERE HE IS
HE IS THE FEMINIST WITH THE MASTER pain

I know that helmet looked familiar you demonic fuck

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What if he actually puts in some legitimate insight on video games?
Most rappers have money and time, and they love video games.
That fag, Soulja Boy, actually went to Japan and visited their arcades daily.

I mean, best case scenario, he trashes something Holla Forums will collectively hate anyway then all of a sudden he's "based".

you mean kayne west?

No, Soulja Boy. The shitty supamandathoe guy

That guy is still popular?
Speaking of musicians, does anybody remember than random music show nobody liked at last year's E3?

Bannerlord but that's it really. That and the dank memes

Get him on stage, I'll call Geoff
Nice trips though

Y'all mother fuckers need to see The Phantom of the Paradise.

Replace the Merchant with this one I made.

hold me Holla Forums
zelda wii u looks terrible

Not anymore. That's why he's getting involved with video games.

see: Felicia Day

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Some do, others have the same pedestrian taste you'd get from a Gamestop employee. Which I guess would work fine for E3.

Isn't Kanye confirmed to be a huge Metal Gear fan?

My bottom left corner is already ready to be crossed out

Now I just need to find something to replace 03.

I avoid leaks and press conferences before E3 so it's less potentially boring This is only my second E3

So we all know it isn't going to be good by any reasonable metric…
BUT what is the chance of this E3 being catastrophically bad? (As opposed to just plain old ho-hum, boring bad.)

I am so torn. On one hand, I want it to be good and fun, on the other all the information coming out just makes me think it's gonna be the same shit as Dishonored, but with a shinier polish. I keep on getting the feeling that they fixed the irrelevant side stuff, while keeping the stuff that made the first game shit.

Plus, Harvey Smith. It's no coincidence that Arkane got acquired by Bethesda and started making uninspired shit like Dishonored around the same time he joined up.

lol no

On a scale of 9-10 out of 10, how shit will it be this year

why is this allowed

100/10.