Grim says it's dead

Sci-fi spandex armor is always nothing but ass.
At least it's not gender swapped androids like Major Kusanagi.

Did he delete his stuff?

i like Major Kusanagi...

Tsuchi for thread overlord 2k16!

NO

Never watched GitS, elaborate.

Weaponized?
Not sure about that.
Butts?
Definitely.

The Major was a dude prior to being made an android, right?
Or at least the movies' canon was that way.

there is a dl somewhere?

He used to sell his files for like a dollar, but I never got them

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This explains why Ethanol suddenly started avataring the character.

i'm not sure if it was confirmed or not, and searching doesn't tell me

Would make sense, yeah.
Stand Alone Complex shows the Major as a little girl that looks exactly the same as they did as an android but it's an alternative continuity.

I remember one of the films didn't directly state it but kept >implying it pretty often.

yeah that's about as much as i've heard about it

Wait. That Stand Alone Complex scene was after the accident already. Fuck if I know.

I know there was weird shit with the whole cyber sex thing when it happens between different genders but that was just for lesbian fanservice.

Kamisama hajimashta neeeeeeeee

Post song you're listening too

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dont judge me

also undertale spoilers

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songs so deep you just gotta stop and think about life

Making me wake up early and not even giving me a full day

that isn't that early

EDGE ALERT

It's earlier than I'd willingly wake up on Sunday

Oh cool Holla Forums, I didn't need that name anyway

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who are you

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His old streams should still be up
idk though

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I doubt you even work.

I never see you leave nerd

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I AM MISUNDERSTOOD

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I knew that

Dear god why.

I'd gladly work more hours, by unfortunately I'm at the mercy of the schedule

*patpat*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I like it? Why else does anyone listen to what they're listening to?

That damned cripple tried to confuse you

I feel ya Colbs. I ended up getting 2 days off this week and now I'm sad.

that fucking gondola

because it's deep as fuck

I was just mocking old people.

Consider my pats rescinded, you ungrateful whelp

3generic5me

I'm hoping when I go in tomorrow that I can show I'm done with training and get regular shifts without having to shadow people but we'll see

I know, you ageist FUCK

That seems like a good plan. I may call my boss and make sure I'm not being punished for something unless I can figure out something rad to do next Saturday.

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youtu.be/Z6vghSLxCyI

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OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people AREN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, they make you complete these computer training modules and I think I completed all the ones I needed to but we need to review them on the clock because APPARENTLY reviewing things off the clock counts as work

This is a cool mix, I can imagine it in a movie

Big Brother pls

not all people are --people--

Lives aren't inherently equal.
Black people are like .75 a person.
Women are .93.

Yeah man, they make it take a while for trainees to be assimilated in retail.

math is autistic

So black women are about 69.75% of a person?

no u

I am so extrovert and cool I am like the opposite of autistic

What would like a queer, tranny, kike, amputee niggaboo rate?

But Depeche Mode told me people are people

I wasn't even talking about that omg

I think I blazed through the computer stuff lol. Most of the new people are older

trannies are like 40% human and 60% empty shells with daddy/mommy issues.

lol oh boy

well, good luck and have a nice night! I gotta get my 10 hours of shuteye. Toodles~

Accurate :/

Probably the most underrated megadeth album too.
Okay, those 2 latest albums were pretty bad though.

ui

what's 9 + 10

basically

Please report to the nearest "reeducation/assimilation" center.

Somewhere just below hogs.

basically

but it's not true

I know this because I live with several of them

too old

At least hogs have some purpose for society.

Sleep tight, I'll get maybe 7 lol

Not even once.

NEVER

You're calling Depeche Mode liars?

Th1rt3en was good though.

maybe
maybe they're just wrong

It's for your court ordered lobotomy.
It's for your own good, dissenter.

When I say it it's all just a giggle, k?

Just saying cause you seem to have a fragile self-esteem.

Getting drunk and going hiking is so dangerous and fun

Ian we need to go to Bear Canyon and Switzer Falls dude

please don't kill ian. he's a good boy

< 2/3

I think it would be more like a suicide pact, personally.

Not according to my math.

It'll just be for some good ol' manly "camping with a single sleeping bag" bonding time.

no. I was doing a racism. but I got it wrong.

never heard of the three-fifths compromise?

I wouldn't know, I don't even once

They're my personal Jesus tho

Lol not even scared

Sober, maybe. Wait for me to get another paycheck so I have gas money lmao

Not really the most obvious of logical jumps

Have not. Just went and looked it up. Even if I had heard of it I probably wouldn't have gotten it with your delivery.

They have "civil rights" now. So they're at three-quarters now but still act like a bunch of apes.

1984 was pretty shitty, not gonna lie.
Neither prophetic nor that insightful.

i don't believe in jesus

Ah well, it was worth a shot.

Personal Jesus was a song they recorded.
He's just using their song titles in his comments.

oh
that's dumb

I like the Johnny Cash cover.

Fuck.

Damn guys
Find myself stressin to no end tonight
how are you

it is if you're a racist.

no. it was shit. my brain needs to go for a run.

someday they'll make white people the minority.
or one of them will become president.
then we're all screwed.

oh wait...

You're dumb.

It's alright.
In all honesty, I kind of hate the American series of albums of his. They're just more of the producer's shit than Cash himself.

Doing well.
Just got off work, but I think my internet is still fucked.

nice

fukken
weird yo
like sleep won't help

no i'm just inattentive

Floatzel is one of the derpiest looking Pokemon.

I'm just gonna email you instead.

Just kills my Choice Band or Life Orb stratagy.
Guess I'll just go Surf, Ice Beam, Hydro Pump, and Aqua Jet.

Don't have his hidden move either.

Well, The Man comes Around is one of my favorite songs of his, and that was on the fourth American.

But I'm sure you're not saying that there are no gems on them.

He is my absolute favorite.

Squosh I am happy to see you
how was your day at work?
and with mediacom
you gonna drop tha bomb

Weird?
you're always weird revy
how are you old timer

Work was good. 2 extra breaks and they brought ice cream. I opted out of going to drink though.
How are you, Bard-o?

kk then

sorry you fucked up

i feel weird
disconnected

I think Orwell's hope was that it wouldn't be prophetic

Wow you're so cool

I kinda liked parts of Death Magnetic I guess

Not really

It's a sound thing.
They're sort of overproduced. And just is in stark contrast with his limited production techniques that he maintained even after technology improved passed the late 50s.
I like songs off of them. Funnily enough, my favorite of the American albums' songs is off V which Cash had the outright least to do with since, well, he was dead: Further On Up the Road.
Favorite overall Johnny Cash song was his version of Goodnight, Irene.

you're pretty cool too, for an insufferable faggot

That's the same as any dystopian novel's goal: to be a prophecy of what happens if things go wrong.

DM's a pretty good album in my opinion since some of the songs are so damn aggressive.
Although love The Day That Never Comes.

Man
I'm so stressed out
Like
Today was a weird one from the start, been kinda meh cause my friends have been a lil busy yesterday and the day before
Except last night right, i waited all day for my friend to hit me up and then at like 10 he did so at least theres that
right so I went to hang out with him and his mom is really bipolar
I mean llike
Manic Depressive like
she needs help and It kills me to see her like this because I knew her way way back before the drugs got to her
and It kills me even worse cause It kills my friends and they confided in me how much it hurts them too and how they just grow to hate her

well she has been cauasing alot of problems reentlyy and she was trying to steal

One thing before i get on, I went to hang out with John, the young one, and the old one is c.j.. They are brothers. Cj was my friend and WAS my best friend for like a year or so and i grew up through school with him and John is his younger brother who's like 16
I knew him when he was a lil lil kid and now he's old enough to shmoke with and hang out so thats cool

But I went to hang out with that john and c.j showed up and john's friend kolten was there [they are always together, best friends like , almsot one unit but no homo there]
And llike right when we were getting our toke on there was a knock at the door and we all got deathly silent and john was like hello cause it was his room and the response was'police department' and he was like 'what are you here forr?' and then there was a huge commotion between their mother and them because the mom has her name on the car bill or the registration or whaatever but like 5 years ago she gave it to cj and there was a huge fiasco there and so much stress so I shared my last bottle of wine with them because john was shaken up after it all and i havent seen cj in a while and while its a lil awkward to see him cause he just got distant and then found hismelf a lady and quit hittiing me up i mean i get that, but we all got loose enough we had a good conversation and a good time

still though
big contributor to todays stress

That's literally the nicest thing you've ever said about me

His was more of a prophecy of when things go horribly wrong, which hasn't really happened yet

All Nightmare Long is a good song for driving tbh

*League posts*

i'm just a sweetheart

Okay, that's the best song on the album 2nd being either Cyanide or End of the Line for me.

Eeeeeeeeeh.

Further on up the Road is really good, though.

Best OVERALL song... for me is Highwayman.

Oh shit, dude.
Sounds like a hell of a day. I'm not really sure what to say to that.

Need me to come over with some of the creature or something? Sounds like you could use it.

Eh, it's sort of splitting hairs at this point since future speculative fiction tends to all end up being prophecy in the most literal sense.

Johnny Cash of the late 50s and early 60s was his best era. Simple recording, amazing vocals, and perfectly paired minimal guitar work. Mainly because it's the closest to "folk" country gets.

For the record, that is an entirely different Further On Up the Road in that video. Just an old blues song that shares a title.

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I'm practically getting diabeetus in your presence

I somehow lost most of that album from my mp3 player... I'll have to put the rest of it back on there at some point

Yeah. A real world 1984 would be pretty horrifying so let's hope I don't live to see it

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And then like I had plans with my current best friend to pick up another QP but like he's been working recently and tired as hell
so he's been kinda not chilling as much
In my mind I feel like he's avoiding me but thinking about it rationally and unbiased as I can I don't think so I think he's just tired and trying to get some time to relax so that's understandable

Idk it's just part of my daily schedule to kick it with him though and I guess I'm just a lil bitch cause that's been stressing me like just a little
but I totally understand and we'lll hang out later when he gets used to his schedule and i give him some free time
I don't want to be like
overbearing with my prescence cause like I'm there early everyday
so I mean
I really do understnad that and Im not trying to be annoying or whatever

Maaan and at work, I normally get off at like 9
that's when my shit is all done
we close at 9 on weekdays and 10 on weekends
and like
At 8 o clock I am normally waay done cooking
onto cleaning the floors
which takes me usually a lil less than an hour
and like at 8 they had me constantly cooking til 8 55 so I got stuck there til 10 cleaning and then I just said fuck it and cleaned the grease trap so I didnt have to stay late tomorrow.
Man and get this bullshit
They cleaned the grill tonight and it's seal is fucked so like
I had just cleaned like 85 percent of the floor
Then this fucking black water shit goes all over and I cant just mop it up cause its grease based
and it got busy as hell so like
everybody's tracking it through the kitchen
and in the end I just ended up doing the whole floors again twice

And like
I got a little angry and threw some punches at some walls and got a lil cut up and burned and soaking wet cause i was in a hurry

shit and to top it all off when I got home, 2 people took a shower in a row so I was stuck wallowing in gross until damn near 11

Maybe I'm just a bitch but its really weighing on me dude x:

This hurts me to listen to.

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This hurts me to listen to.

I think I have it on 3 old mp3players, pretty confident that they all still work too.

That's the wrong recording.
That was the prison one.
This is a better one.

Nah. You have a right to be miffed about all that shit. It sounds like a lot of unneeded bullshit you had to deal with. Personally I'd look into other jobs if that one sucks so much.

And I'm sure if your friend had an issue with it he'd tell you about it.

Thank you for listening It means alot I don't mean to force all this weird conersation on you

i love mr ledbetter

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I love that era of folk blues.
Lead Belly and Bobby Bland were great.

Nice. I have a Sansa Clip +, it can play stuff like FLAC and has space for a SD card so that's nice

Please. You hardly ever vent from what I see.
Compared to the tards here that ONLY bitch about how shallow lives they lead I think you should be allowed a no holds bar night of bitching should it help you out. As your friend it is my duty (hehe) to listen.

I am just sorry I don't have a lot to reply with.

AROUSED

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I meant from the 30s to the early 60s where it was just simple folk music with simple instrumentation.

???????????

Better, I suppose.

Okay, that's some moon nazi technology.

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What are you, gay?

A little.

While that makes me happy
I vent and bitch all the time
It's just about all i do tbh
probably balance it out with all the shiptposting

Do you have anything bugging you c:

I'm just recently getting into that kind of blues I was more of a 70s ad 60s folk fan until I discovered Mississippi John Hurt and it completely changed my world

I' discovered Lightning Hopkins recently
Really loving his tunes

any songs to reccomend from bobby bland i havent heard of him

??? It does though

:3

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Even still, you bitch because you had a hard day. A lot of people do it for attention.

And nah, aside from shit net my life is pretty solid. Cleaned Fizz and Nami's tank today.

Did you really name your fish after LoL characters?

I was lurking a thread on /mu/ about mp3 players and it came up a lot, I did some research and audiophiles love it

The thing costs like $40 for one with 8gb memory which I upgraded with a $20 32gb sd card and it's super compact. Also you can Rockbox it

He already did get out

That explains it then.
SD cards are getting pretty cheap too.
That'll be my plan B now if they ever decide to remove limitless data from my phone.

What kind of Fish do you have?

What's it to you, chuckle nuts?

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I am judging you harshly right now.
Pretend I'm looking at you with a disapproving scowl.

Beta and a pleco.

I'm not sure how my dong feels about this.

*Smug anime girl*

I love both of those
you have good taste

Ever seen one of thoseJack dempsy siclid fish?

I NEED MORE
WHERES THE LAST ONE I NEED IT

I have not. Post a pic?

Yeah, fuck paying ridiculous prices for IPods with more memory. I don't need a pretty interface, I just need it to store and play the music in the various audio encodings

So do i. But the more i watch it, the more degenerous i feel.

Step up. I had this for like 8 years.

Is a little larger
kind of goofy with nigger lips :p
so why'd ya pick a fish instead of a bird or a lizard or something ? :7

i know you have the last in the set
don't hold out on me
I need this

That's a chill looking glubber.

And fish are quiet. Lizards don't move much.

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Sd cards weren't always so cheap and whatnot

That one's a lil too big band swingy for me

Ever get into much Mance lipscomnb?

I like you
not like like like
but you have a special spot in my heart now

I will metastasize and consume you whole.

This is what the English language has become.

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Start at 6:50.
cdn.hentai.to:81/media/videos//hd/1475.mp4?start=0

That gears 4 commercial breaks my heart

I WILL ONLY COMPLICATE YOU
TRUST IIN ME AND FALL AS WELL

*Nervous fidgeting*

Anyhow I'm off to try some Dank Memes 3.
Chat ya later, Bard.

Yeah, some of his earliest shit is more tame. But I'm drawing a blank for songs to look up to link.

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Is this anime any good? I might watch it.

Ciao squosh have a good time

I've only seen the first season but it seemed okay.

It has some really weirdly gay things in it though.

Don't look at me
I am filled with shame

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All anime is shit.

I've been bad im sorry master

i asked my friend what he was doing
dude
what

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oh they sent me another with a fuck ton of burritos
fucking white kids

also wtf

I'l forgive you with violence.

XD

Since you wanted me to post Shinoa
I might give it a go

fucking rich white kids*

dude 55seconds in. this boss.

Holy fuck!

You kept hinting at posting her though.

I'll watch the second season with you if you get that far.

I don't understand what you mean

And they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming

I'll punch you

This may be true but are we not weebs?

time to go fuck some trans buttt

That's too good for a dog like me I don't deserve such an honor

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dude everyone here is playing DS3 and im just standing here with my dick in my hand

gl

u jelly???

I don't watch anime because I'm not a nerd.

Enjoy your HPV

not literally of course

We have have gone to far.

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bye

kek worth it tbh

No wait

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Before I do this post, I have no affiliation with the Furry Fandom anymore, and because of yesterday, I never will. But I went to see Zootopia yesterday, and the theatre is packed with furries and members of the fandom. I didn't mind It, because the people in the lobby were pretty chill. However, when I sat down to see the movie, a guy sat next to me and we started to talk about the fandom and why I left it. He asked me if I still yiffed (furry sex). I told him no, but he was persistent that I would still yiff. He actually slid his hand in my pocket and got a good feel of my stuff. Needless to say, I left that theatre, and he left with a busted lip. This... Is why I will never have any affiliation with the fandom.

Is...

Is this copypasta????

i checked

it isnt

or its new

I'd already googled it, but holy moly.

Guess Bard was legit molested by a furry.

That was really hard to share and you guys are treating it like it's a joke :[

DON'T WASTE
YOUR TIME
ON ME
YOU'RE ALL
READY
THE VOICE
INSIDE MY HEAD

Kanra
my kokoro hurts

I fucked up

that link wasn't supposed to be there

what happened?

we talked about it on steam earlier

same tbh

You know what sucks I'm still fucking skeptical.

This is what the internet has done to me, everyone is always trolling.

wow thanks Test

You should of known this would happen.

AAAAAAAAA I'm going to take it serious and if you say lol got you I'm going to blow a fucking gasket.

Uh, yeah, sounds like a real fucking degenerate you met.

didn't know the fallout was that bad.

doesn't matter none. everyone will move on.

and I figured out some details about the revised edition of your plan.

gotta do some more studying before 6am, but will be working out more deets by then.

It honestly feels like I've lost a great friend

I don't know if it will be permanent

I don't want to know

because things will never be the same

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I know that feel
I hope things look up for you soon gromsby

At least you'll always have me

Unless you pull some more shit like the phone incident like holy shit

Alright you've got a deal.

see

confirmed for watching anime ya nerd.

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well, it's 2am for starters. emotions become less stable the more tired we are.

your heart was in the right place. you want animus to not just survive, but thrive.

asides from that, nothing bad happened. convey how you feel, and use your words.

I'm sure people will understand. If they haven't already moved on already.

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT MEDIACOM
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

How you holding up?

thanks ian

Who did grim lose?

I'm not really sure how we would go about doing that though.

I di

Joke's on you for wasting all that time to find my post for a clearly bullshit statement.

I think my tipping point would be if he did that shit like stalking my games and making vids of me sucking to mock me.

Test I'm sorry
I am way too socially awkward to go to a movie theatre
also I don't very much enjoy cinema or even television

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I'm a bad boy

Grim's like a Hindenburg right now.

I mean outside of family there's not anyone else on my phone to leak now so. You're welcome

If they ask me if I reset my router one more time I'm killing someone.

You stream it for me of course.

I'm gonna have to call worth.
Still got a laugh out of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=VSKtGnDUeoQ

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE

That's it. I am done. They win.

Well I'm sure i can do something along those lines.

I've never shared this bond with anybody before
It's like
it's like you get it

Squash, those matches were public. It's not stalking if the match is out there for the public.

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watching my friend play dark souls is the best lmfao
babbys first dark sulls

She got really loud and hung up.
Hold me, Bard.

I asked you not to watch them and you said you used a 3rd party app to spectate.
It was pretty low ball of you.

BECAUSE YOU WERE SO ASHAMED OF GETTING BOOSTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking weeb.

Guys...

WHY?
FUCKING WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?

I didn't get boosted. I played my last two ranks to plat without Tristan. Then you recorded and mocked me on a match where I went ADC after exclusively playing support for a year.

boosto

soundcloud.com/user146857182/boosto-1

just to prove he was getting boosted

ALL I HEAR IS EXCUSES

Can't sleep :/

how squash got plat

How is that an excuse?
You say I got boosted, but I played without him to plat. I don't get this logic.

Anyone can get plat because its a shit rank.

reminder

bbl my irl friend is gonna come over and kill me

idk what this means and moba's are awful

i have no idea what's going on

omlette du fromage

killed with your own daddy's gun ;~;

He was on your account

Anyone can get x because it's a shit rank.

Prove me wrong

MOBAS RUIN LIVES.

Where did you get that idea?

A lot of my friends who are awful at the game are starting to get diamond so you're probably not wrong.

cause you guys are pretty close
and the video I made was about your gold stuff not plat

How do you stop thinking of somebody you like.

This is ridiculous.

Got any allergy meds? Diphenhydramine, that is.

mentally spit on them

Amazing leap of logic.
You could place gold in mental gymnastics.

I'm glad you would mock me on an assumption. Kind of a shit thing to do, dude.

you just need to play op champs in the current meta and have experience

thats it

I'm sorry ELma

I need to force myself to go to sleep to ask up in like 7 hours send help

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By giving up on them

Imagine them in their tighty whities.

Wake, even

that is sriracha levels of sass, bland as fuck

you know what's a kind of shit thing to do?
bringing up the past
so I felt like slinging it right back at you
nearly a year now, huh

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Nah, I don't actually.

That stuff makes my whole body ache though so I usually don't take it.

Nuu. I would never do that unless she asked me to

I mean on one hand it's interesting having feelings for somebody again, but how inopportune of a time lol

lol yeah, you got an earlier one than me. I'm on this 2nd shift shit so going in for noon is early for me haha

I haven't even tried yet. gahhh I'm actually considering it which is the scary part.

I don't think she wears those ;3

First he lost Loco.
Now he's losing Squash.
Who's next?

Cool shit I guess.

Colbs, invent reverse coffee, quick!

squash is not 13

and why didn't you sperg out on Ian for bringing up the phone shit?
That's kind of unfair.

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As a rule in anything, this is the best time to give up.

loco seems cool *shrugs*

I like watching drama
but I can't in all good heart perpetuate this specific instance
guys please stop :[

I'd break a phone though.

I just remembered a really fucking awkward conversation I had with a female friend in like high school when you said that.
She said how she would think someone unattractive was just imagining them in tighty whities. She was a bit of a fruitcake.

Just like think about better people.

To get plat?

I could get plat by playing only Teemo jungle.

thank you

he's mine.

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because we actually settled that long ago

I'm sorry

Fuuuuuck. Well at least I have Monday off to catch up or something

google.com/search?q=valerian root&tbm=isch

Is this Canon
Fuck dude
nowadays everybody has dibs on everybody

I'm tired of having to say this over and over, so I'm going to lazily copy and paste. Here's a thing about Loco.

Test: When he first joined the pony threads, OH MY GOD HE WAS SO MUCH MORE AUTISTIC
Test: He came in and his first post was a shitty piece of art, like a frown or some shit, and he says "I'm not here".
Test: I got to watch over the weeks and months as he accrued a Sherlock Holmes folder and declared himself asexual, incredibly super duper smarter than everybody ever, and he would talk about how he was going to be a serial killer one day and get away with it.

You are such a burden to me, Tuschi.

Also I was joking about it because I was over it ages ago and I like bad jokes

Elevator music maybe?

Test pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Like, I know, but I've never wanted to just get to know somebody so badly before. I literally can't even.

Sounds like a fruitcake.

I CAN'T THAT"S THE PROBLEM M8

lol okay

Monday off highfive!

lol yeah he does seem like a babby kanra sometimes

that might be crazy enough to work^^

I'm just amazed that you assume Tristan gets on my account because we're close.
Like, holy shit that's stupid. You're willing to shit on me over an assumption?

Do you post the loli version because you're also a flat as a board midget?

And I've been keeping this title for a solid 6 years now.

Close people do that.
It's not dumb.

I dunno then.
If I ever really find myself longing for someone I knew/know, I just try and steer my mind towards someone better.
Usually prevents me from going down that path.

The worst day of the week just became one of the best

Just lay back and let the unlicensed nothing music take you away

I let limes play on my account and we weren't that close.

That sounds really shallow in retrospect.

You are basing my shit play on a champ I hardly knew how to play on that?
I'm going to just stop replying tonight because if that was what you based all that hate posting on then I'm actually kind of pissed over this again.

no. but he's mine.
he just hasn't figured it out yet.

right.

This happened months ago
it doesn't even matter anymore

That's not really shallow.
It's just surrounding yourself with positive people and shit. I think it's actually healthy in some regard.

Gonna cuck u kanra

Are you scared to go down that path or something?

Like I'm not sure if that's what you're getting at, but that's how I usually feel about relationships, but she's different for some reason. I wish I had more experience with this. It feels like I'm in Jr. High freaking out about it lol

Hell yeah it did. It's cool going around doing errands and going out to eat and everyone's having a case of the mondays and you're just completely enjoying yourself lol

I think if I shaved I'd look great in 20's outfits.

actually 'm just joking pls don't sociopath me

That will just make it hurt more when they don't want you.

Maybe that's a bit cynical sounding.

Lol'd

Right? I'll just be helping my sister and her husband move that day, but maybe I'll get something out of it

Well that's the thing. I got some intel she's pretty much interested and I was talking to her at work and stuff and it just seemed like she was waiting for me to ask so now I'm at the point of overthinking it obviously.

Hopefully pizza and beer at least. That's the typical compensation anyway.

Hmm. Close but not quite what I meant.
More of a "why am I wanting them/why am I being pulled towards them when there's always someone better than whoever they are" type thing. Shallow and rationalizing but not necessarily a bad thing since we all sort of make our own bullshit rationalizations to stop ourselves from certain emotions.

I'm not scared of opening or whatever bullshit. I just dislike when I find myself outright wanting another person when I don't have them type thing.

If it's a chance to be a possibility then just break the ice, take the plunge.

don't have them type thing.

wat

Do you post that guy because you're also a loli loving pervert?

shut up.. lol

Kind of think just removing thread people on LoL and changing my game name would be best. Then shit like this wouldn't happen.

People are naturally drawn to stupid shit.
I would assume that would be close to the same thing. I guess it depends on how you want to rationalize it.

Not sure if I regret ripping off the tongue-flap or not yet.

feels kinda funny

Seems like you're set on trying. Guess all I can do is wish you luck.

As for the not thinking about them thing, well I guess there's nothing for it now.

Sounds like a strong imagination.

We need people like that.

The Picassos and Ted Bundys of the world.

I'd have to be secure enough to sociopath.

aw
aw man
i jsut cringedd down to my very soul

They're pizza and beer people, so that's a distinct possibility

I meant like if it's a person I know I could get with, I don't mind wanting them. But if it's a person where physical intimacy is outright impossible, then I sort of just see that as the same as never a thing to begin with.

Koyomi's an outright dumbass and that's why I post him.

Make me.

More or less.
As long as people are aware of when they do it then it's fine.

Shut the fuck up.

...

You cut off part of your tongue? Why?

I don't think awareness is quite the justification one would need for it to be ok, but I don't think it's something that's right or wrong to begin with.

You're drunk. Why are you user?

Please and thank you.

I know ;~; lol Sorry I'm so pathetic haha

I figured it would be better than the bar part of the barbell healing inside my tongue. Pretty sure it freed it up, so...

Sounds like a Monday to me~!

So it all just has to do with getting laid?

I just want to know her better lol Like if it gets to that point, so be it, but that's never been my motive.

2nd reply^

ball part*

For now.

Lemme see

Eh, I guess it's just one of those things we all see differently.
Self-awareness just is one of those things that makes everything better to me.
It's not something with a real "right" or "wrong" to begin with, yeah, just something we can accept or like more.

I meant not like e-shit or just chatting via phone or what have you.
A person I can physically be with doesn't bother me.

I wasn't trying to tell you just to get in her pants.

not drunk

It's your body my dude
no matter anyone else's Opinion its all on you

You only recently got that title back from me though.

I don't know, dude.
I still think you're a total dunder muffin, but you seem level headed about most shit. As long as it doesn't conflict with your personal morals then more power to you. Just as long as it doesn't screw others over or something.

Seems about how it always goes with shit.

See what?

Honestly you're just confusing me more with your elaborations.

I'm big on that school of thought as well.

your weird tongue

I have seen worse. Rip off the band-aid, though. Don't stew in this mix of anxiety, pessimism, and hope for too long.

And think about what you just said.

Fair enough.

Never mind then.

Mhmm! Gonna go attempt sleep, hopefully get 6 hours. See ya on the other side

Absolute and total fucking dunder muffin.

I'm not gonna try to get a weird closeup mirror shot of my under-tongue and I've already posted a pic of the piercings.

I intend to if she's at work tomorrow.

*holds breath*

I'll count some goats for ya!

Good night.

Dunder Mifflin?

It was secretly always mine even though I didn't claim it.

I get the reference, but no.
Muffin.

Omm nom nom.

Can I ask what your game plan is?

Yeah but I like haven't seen any of it.

That's lewd.
I also don't have muffin tops.
Kind of too not fat for that.

If I knew I would tell you.

Excuse the ugly everything lol

That looks like it was extremely painful.

I would have a broken glass enema mixed with chili powder just to have Elma step on my testicles with 6 inch stiletto heels.

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheating. While you're at work she's over here with some dude trying to get off. Fuck slitting her throat, cut this bitches head off!

But what would you do for a Klondike bar?

You can't hurt the one you love
you gotta kill him

Are you really that angry man in the photo Erin spams when she wants your attention?

I'd fuck a dog maybe.

Bard, come to my house. We can have a sleep over.

It really wasn't. Not as much pain as I wanted at least.

*puts on 6 inch heels*

Also, wat

Dude what?

I prefer this slightly happier picture.

Not particularly angry.

Don't steal my thunder.

But you want to do that. That's like saying "I'd take a twenty dollar bill off your hand if you give me a Klondike bar".

I never notice them when I take these pictures but there's always like little strands of hair that can't make up their mind that I notice in pictures after the fact that annoy me.

That seems like one of the worst places to want pain.

do you shave your arms?

I laughed a bit

...

Huh.

You look slightly sad.
Like how Ted Cruize always looks like they mixed up his order, but he's ok with it because he still likes the thing they gave him.

What if I don't WANT to do it?
What if I HAVE to?

His mouth says happy
but his eyes say help me

*shrugs* iunno. I've wanted venoms for a while so I woke up one day and got it done before work lol

...

?

All of my hair does that.

Cause I don't gel it, Gordon Gekko.

LOL

I think I know just the bulldog.

I'm blonde as shit.
I've posted my legs.
It just doesn't show in pictures from how light it is.

I'm just not smiling.
Fake smiles when you take a picture just look weird and unnatural so I just never do anything when I take a picture of myself.
I can find pictures of myself smiling but they're all taken by friends at events or out because I never bother.

wat happen 2 ur leg

redken.com/products/styling/flex/move-ability-05-hair-cream-paste

'I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK AN IRONSCALE SHYVANA"

Lenko confirmed furry

Oh I remember that. Are you drunk?

I can't even look good in pictures.
I never photograph well so you have me beat.

Story not really worth retelling.

look what I found

Ironscale shyvana is more human than any of them.

I COULD MAKE MY HAIR SO LUXURIOUS.

WOW IF ONLY I CARED

new

holy
fuck