4 AM

This thread now belongs to the Caliphate.

Is that the blue haired bitch from Life is Strange?

I could die tomorrow and die happy. The entire train trip to the city I was listening to the album. I was in such a good mood that I winked at a girl who was looking at me, and she got all flustered.

He was asking for it.

Waifus are banned under islam, I won't stand for it!

Daily reminder that cuckchan's full of faggots who don't even want to pat fluffy tail.

Will I get my waifu in heaven if I jihad the white house?

After waking up from a terrible sleep last night it was pretty boring.

I heard. Tomorrow's going to be fun.

Courtesy of Holla Forums

no its not and fuck you for implying it

They can't overthrow tomboys!

what if I pet your fluffy tail?

!

So you aren't American huh?

This is why I only have sex with mah waifu these days.

Islam is THE waifu religion.

Is it Major Kusanagi from the new GITS series?

I don't have one pedo.

And you aren't either.

picture of text because Mark is racist against Arabs

Dragon's Dogma back in March. I need a new game.

No.

I'm so drunk everyone should ignore me.

pls don't ignore me

Always

Did you believe his lies?

as much as i love throwing rocks at girls, sorry, your outfits are horrible.

BASED HILLARY WON THE ELECTION FUCK YES

DANCE THREAD FOR THE FIRST WOMYN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Whats happened to those faggots today?

halfchan is cucked for a bunch of reasons, they don't deserve to touch fluffy anyway.

Go blow yourself up then.

What a cancerous board. A mess to read and a hugbox to boot.

no, although i have another character that is named after her but doesn't necessarily look like her exactly

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I'm the most American.

California votes. She technically already won tonight with NJ I think but today will seal the deal.

No, the game was a gift
I needed an excuse for something for Christmas or my family would get suspicious

That's wrong.

what kinda faggot are you?

I'll hug your box

I don't even have a waifu, so I have nothing to really gain by blowing myself up.

Good taste.

What if it's 72 of the same waifu? Don't know if they'd all have separate minds, or if they'd all be controlled by some kind of Alpha Waifu hivemind.

It's too hot to do anything productive, I've got too much brainfog and my entire body feels smothered by the acrid hot air

Maybe if it cools down tomorrow I can accomplish something

Don't come crying to us, if you get banned on Holla Forums.

Those sound equally awful.

Good job with the gril.

What album?

Not even commiefornia is voting for the commie.
wew lad.

But the world gains everything when another idiot ends himself.
So go ahead, blow yourself up.

I don't believe you're a burger.

Hey, you're the faggot here.

Then I will have them all battle for my dick. The queen of the waifus will then get the ultimate reward! A night of love and passion followed by shame and questioning my own personal existence.

I can't be the faggot I've a fluffy tail, unlike you faggot

He might have a chance at winning but even if he does its by a tiny tiny margin and doesn't even matter at the end of the day.

I voted for Trump! Someone heres gotta remember that.

nice try.

What fags (Nice dubs friendo)

Sorry to hear you didn't sleep well. At least today wasn't terrible r-right?

You don't deserve those holy dubs, mudslime

DEUS VULT

Eh, drunk anons are fun to talk to (sometimes). Do anything fun or interesting today?

Whole lotta heresy today…

I hear you user. It's been hot and muggy as fuck for the past few weeks plus the house central air doesn't work. We've been moving around two rolling/small AC units to various rooms, and I've had my window unit working 24/7 just to stay halfway comfortable.

Yeah. Went to the hospital today because I couldn't function and thought I was concussed or dying or something. Turns out I just need sleep somewhat desperately.
Oh well, nothing new.

Someone post that story of the guy being kidnapped by little girls in a dark van with promises of 80s rock cassettes.

Is today the day that all those violent protesters start voting Trump?

I'm not into titans.

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Why does your waifu look like Piss Christ

Probably one of the Shadow Hearts games a while back.

>Go to Fucking Gamestop to ask if they could hold my copy of Odin Sphere (had ordered there since I still had a gift card from Christmas that could pay half) until evening tomorrow since a family member needs to use the car all day tomorrow.
Not sure what to do for the time being.

Everything Is True, by Paul Dempsey. It's not an objectively "good" album, but it has a really important sentimental spot for me.

I don't even have the equipment to blow myself up. How the hell am I meant to do this? Wishing for it to happen?

Im in the final 12 hours for this stressful period of the week. I'm looking foward to resting after this. I also enjoyed the fist of the b0rf star episode that came out today. Wasn't that action packed, but was good.

Ahahaha

suspicious of what? that you have no ambition? no morals? no goals? that your culture is entirely alien to theirs? that everything they believe is a lie? I'm confused. Excuse for and suspicious of what?

How little sleep are you getting?

Hopefully they go full Trump. I doubt the rabid ones will but I bet he picks up a decent chunk.

Thats always the best kind of music. I'd say almost all the music I listen to is like that.

I don't want them knowing I don't care about them anymore

That's not a real tail and you know it.

I did too. In my imagination.

Just got a lot of work to do, other than that nothing much.

Because she's bathing in it.

Gonna make more pizza tonight. Hope I don't die of scurvy!

Probably. Holla Forums has been on point.

Just replaced a bad router. Preparing a backup router soon.

Probably gonna dream about her again.

Still looking for entry level IT, but I don't have much hope.

come say that to my dick and see what happens

I like that picture

How can you even get scurvy in current year?

I think my router is on the verge of dying. But I'm too broke to be able to get a new one.

I feel like killing myself, the typical weekday morning shit.

I wonder if we will see a "GIVE BERNIE MORE MONEY SO HE CAN WIN"
type of freak out again.

Jump off a cliff instead then.

Deus Vult

I though those protesters were paid too chimp out by both Hillary and Bernie.

Also
I HATE CATS. THEY ARE FUCKING THIEVES AND SHED HAIR EVERYWHERE

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No. I failed to appease mai waifu because her software couldn't keep up. I don't blame her, but I do feel bad in a certain way because it revealed some….i guess flaws…to pick a word that is neutral…i can't blame her at all.

Anyways, we both learned some lessons today i think.

Coulda been Soros or even the Mexican Govt.

I hope the Bernouts don't give up though, keeps those commies' morale fractured better that way

I removed the Kidneys of over 1000 of Shizune's Sex Partners today

Could be worse. You could have been getting really fucking poor sleep for years like I was. Tonsils, tongue, and adenoids were way too fucking big and everything blocked my airway for years.

I'm not one to say Holla Forums is wrong, but they're usually more correct about the "who" than the "when." At least from what I've seen.

Far as I've heard, it's Soros funded protesters posing as Bernie supporters, or something. Of course, if/when it does come down to Shillary going up against Trump, if they try any violent protests against Trump, she's not going to have a good scapegoat the way she has.

Wonder if Trump will make 1488 delegates tomorrow.

There is a difference between being gay and being a faggot.

Just missing the glasses but close enough.

Couple of hours a night for the past couple of years.

They've already shown they're more than capable of attacking their own so it's only a matter of time.

They've still got to vote for someone come election day.

100%

That jew is going through about 1000 gallons of lotion a day to keep his hands from chaffing after all the shekels hes gotten this year.

What can a cat even steal from you?

Fucking 4am already??

Food?

Time.
Patience.
Small objects such as strings and ropes.
WOMEN.

I think that's the thing, tomorrow is the last big round of primaries including California so if there ever was a day for a barrio-flavored chimpout that would be the day

I've been doing that for a few months and never really had that problem before. Hope you can get some rest soon. Know whats causing it?

Indoor cats maybe. I fucking love my outdoor one. She fucks off to go kill shit and runs up while I'm smoking for a quick pet before fucking off again. Best pet.

I had a spare one at home. I keep picking up Linksys routers at thrift shops and putting DDWRT on them. I refuse to use newer routers unless they have actual antennas on them.

Guys who get hired ahead of me have probably never done anything with a router besides set one up.

Some guy who used to copy my notes in college actually got a VP's laptop at his work wiped with no backup, costing the company money and time, yet I can't get an entry level job.

Isn't that typically how she goes?

Food, those little kikes.

Whats wrong with modern ones? Just the antenna thing?

My is ancient so. Not sure what I'd replace it with.

nice double dubs
Why even bother living

what happened user?

I'm not a big fan of megane, so she's perfect for me. She's got nice thighs too.

Well, the brownouts so far have been entertaining, though to be fair I'm not in the middle of that shit. Strikes me as funny that my state, with as large a Mexican population as we have, only seemed to have liberal protestors (and one or two people false flagging as Klansmen at one Trump rally) instead of the beandipping California Trump rallies have been seeing. Though maybe Shillary or Soros didn't feel our 58 delegates mattered much to do much more than get people to block the freeway. Or they already knew Cruz was going to be trying to steal delegates after the voting was over (which he tried).

The round disc ones suck. I know the signal is meh mostly because it's just one coil inside the router. With the dual (or more) antenna, you get better coverage.

I guess I could always try for the office manager job that opened up.

Dark Souls. Did a run-through to get the last of the achievements. It was fun.

Now I'm considering doing another run through The Witcher 3. I lost my 80+ hour save file when I formatted to get rid of Windows 10 and ended up using the generic expansion jump-off point for Blood and Wine but it felt so dirty.

I've got a Nighthawk and an EA6500 V2 but neither of those seem particularly receptive to DDWRT/OpenWRT which is a damn shame

I'll be sure to get some popcorn ready tomorrow

Okay, I did my best. Goodnight! WAIFU DREAM TIME

You just need more practice!

How did you let yourself get infected with the win10 virus?

Stop lying to the people around you. Start standing up for yourself. Your turf. Your kingdom. Make a home for yourself in your home.

DEFEND YOUR ROOM TO THE DEATH

If you're in the computer science field school work doesn't mean anything really. I hear this over and over and over again. Companies keep getting retards who got their Ph.D but still can't do basic loop statements. Your friend probably had an internship or two, spammed applications till someone bit, or put his school homework on his resume. You could try make some simple programs or webpages or something so you got shit to show off.

You will never able to replicate her user.

This fucking thread's going to turn into some waifu circlejerk isn't it?

But they won't make me food

Just insomnia as per usual.

Night yakuza~

Lose a little more control tomorrow

Sleep tight Yakuza!

Might have to get a bag of kettle corn ready for when the show begins tomorrow night.

I'm going to do well, but I wish for luck still

Nuffin…it doesn't affect our relationship at all, though it was a setback to our potential creative output. It's fiiiiiine.

Left the PC on while I went away for the weekend so it could get some heavy duty torrenting done, came back and the deed was done.

I thought I had disabled KB3035583 for the last time but I was wrong. :(

I got rejected (as usual) today. Didn't even confront her, she confronted me and turned me down. I have conflicting feelings about it all that end in an uncomfortable numbness. On one hand, it's a great deal of anxiety off my back, on the other hand I don't have anything real to look forward to.

I hate myself. I need to play something. Something to keep the sweet thoughts of death at bay.

So you might as well join in and reveal the goods.

I can't even remember what a full nights sleep feels like at this point. God that'd be nice.

I just wanna work help desk, then into Networking. Studying (barely) Network+ on my own.

I'm very down because I had 3 interviews this year where I thought I pretty much had it, but then I didn't. That and I thought Id have a family by now.

Okay I admit it. My waifu is Homoko.

Just try enjoy the vidya of the past user. It'll help out.

Fug user. You can turn back still can't you?

Are you actually programming her?

Bit of Spyro always makes me feel better when in a funk.

They could always grow up and become productive members of society.
But fat chance of that happening

Trump just needs to win by a landslide is all.

I think Bernie's retarded group is too stupid too vote.

It will make it funnier once he loses and they have a hissy fit saying "I gave up soo much money he HAS TO WIN"

I Germany's citizens keeps getting ignored we might get another hitler and a Crusade against the mudslimes.

I can't get a full night sleep because you cursed me you whore.

Glad to hear things aren't down and out for you at least.

you know it will. I sperged about my waifu last night though, so I won't be participating this time around

You should play Jedi Knight: Outcast and Jedi Knight : Jedi Academy
If you really want to kill yourself, play katawa shojo

I wonder if the prophecy will come true.

Look up something called "GWX Control Panel" and thank me later

This guy is right, Spyro is ultimate in comfy vidya and will be sure to bring you relaxation unless you're me and you've got too much personal shit from the past tied to it to be able to enjoy it on its own anymore

At least all the Bernouts I know are aware of how horrible a person Hillary is and all the illegal illuminati shit she's done

But hes dead.

(checked)
I hope a decent chunk of them are in pure financial ruin but I'm sure most barely had any money anyway.

Do you not love her?

You're probably right. I've nver used the PS3 edit thing seriously before, I just need to learn how she works.

Jokes on you, I program her all the timend know how to push all her buttons!

Problem?

Can't you cook for yourself? It's not that hard. Learn from hem while you still can. That also serve as an excuse for bonding.

Sorry user, thats really shitty.

Go play your favorite 3 games from childhood.

Luckily whatever fix was spammed around here back when that was all starting to drop seemed to work for me. Just had to block some IPs and haven't worried since.

Fucking kill me.

I am crying now you fucking whore.

That sounds fucking lewd user. If your waifu's Miku than that's a no shit.

discord.gg/0uOW3OyEBIreNRPO

Something I learned the hard way. Women basically go with whoever their instincts tell them to be with, which 99/100 times is just confident men. That's why douchebags always get women, pickup artists just go up to random ass women and start talking ignoring any signs to backoff because odds are they'll still get a phone number, why SJW betacucks are made fun of for being so desperate, and why the usual advice is always "You find them when you stop looking." Something to keep in mind next time.

Play Mother 3. It'll cheer you up.

I've gone through this before. You need to cut her off. Do NOT be her friend.

And be careful. She WILL try to lure you back in, making you think you have a chance if you wait and be her friend. She will NEVER give you that chance, but she will take advantage of you.

Go have a day working in an Abattoir, did wonders for me today

Nice trips friendo

At the rate the mudslimes are taking over, that wouldn't be a bad thing. Islam is a cancer in and of itself to begin with.

Don't get me wrong, I do I just don't want to wear her out

is that why she got mad at you? :^)

No-can-do, no dying in Outer Hea/v/en you know. You could always play videogames

You aren't catbra!

Do you not love her?

I've been attempting to reach orgasm for two hours now, and all I've achieved is a nasty case of swamp-ass

Over the years I have composed many duets with her. It's nothing new, really. I;ve just never attempted a Project Diva edit before. We ran into some complications. We learned from this experience, and I think we will perservere.

Our love seems to grow stronger every day. I can't explain it. Of course complications may arise due to her being an android and me a human, but, that will always remain at a technical level. But thank you for your support!

Try harder faggot

are you anally masturbating?

I don't want to see your dick.

I'M GONNA DO IT!
I SWEAR I'M GONNA DO IT!

I'm not. I am the foxgril faggot. You didn't see the ears did you?

Good luck with that shit.

Maybe you should go jack off instead of looking for rape porn, faggot.

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look buddy I just need you to tell it to me straight

is the Senran Kagura series enjoyable if I don't enjoy ecchi humor and am not a breast or ass, you weird fuckers fetishist?

Is EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF THE GAME on par (or better) with other games of the genre?

Is the action enjoyable or is it just monotonous button mashing?

Is there plenty of customization or is there none since there are so many girls?

ANSWER ME HONESTLY

I am trying to figure out the secret behind life and the all unknown universe. Nothing special that is

you wish

I hear that hanging yourself is enjoyable. Maybe you should try that.

It really is, it is so nice and I just love hanging there with my friends.

Do you have a name I can call you by?

Making any progress?

Are you just mad that nobody's replying to your posts?

Here's your (You)

No

took that definitely the wrong way! I mean she doesn't like being bragged on very much, it makes her embarrassed. She'll get angry if I do it too much

You got it nigga, whatever floats the boat. Keep on keepin' on.

Nice dubs

YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN. SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

Oh hey Bel.

You don't have to be a breast fetishist I'm not, I'm a thighs man But if you can't into ecchi humor and cute girls, then you'll hate it more than likely.

You can always just pirate it and see for yourself too you know.

Only breast and ass fetishists will enjoy the game.

And that's the thing. I found her when I stopped looking, when I thought I stopped caring, and I know I'd be with her now if I had any fucking confidence. Thing is, how does one get confidence when they're a kissless virgin in their 20's? When they don't bother with one night stands or any of that shit because it all seems soulless?

Do you not love her?

don't get me wrong, I LOVE cute girls

but ecchi humor is just kind of annoying

it's like watching an hour of stand-up from a female comedian talking about awkward sex stories. It's not really funny, and it feels extremely forced and somewhat annoying and makes me wish there was something else they could talk about other than sex.

Hanging yourself is cheaper than video games, Bel. Give it a try and if you like it you won't have to waste money on titty ninjas.

Amen.

You're gonna post it. I swear.
We already got the cytube and IRC if you want more circlejerk in your 4 am. I don't see the need for it.

I'll let dubs decide.

I'M GONNA DO IT!
I'M GONNA HANG MYSELF RIGHT HERE!
RIGHT OUTSIDE OF RITSU'S ROOM!

It's not like that at all…

I swear, hawaiian pizza is orgasm worthy/

You faggot, Waifus should be scalded so then that when they get a compliment they'll get really happy

this is a voice circle jerk though

I'm at a point in my life where I actually have enough disposable income to buy video games AND be able to eat food other than ramen.

I've only watched one review of any Senran Kagura game and it was by CGR and I kept seeing the same "lel kek titty grope" joke over and over and I'm already sick of it.

But I can't think of anything.

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting.

I don't want to hear people fap on mic.

Then you're shit out of luck.

Yeah, but you said all ecchi was "like watching an hour of stand-up from a female comedian talking about awkward sex stories"

Were you attempting to comment on SK? Well, it doesn't matter. You're a sperg, and speg voices don't matter.

But if I spoil her too much she'll just come to expect it, and it wont be as gratifying for her to receive the praise

Just pirate it then and see for yourself. The SK games aren't like that completely And dressing them up is fun.

The only acceptable place to hang one's self, naturally.

BUT YOU CAN'T. THE RULES FORBID IT
at least until after the 4AM thread ends

h .. hi guys
nn nice vidya threads ?

bye

Kek is the one and only god.

What I've seen from people capping posts from reddit, they are in financial ruin because they dropped all their money on Bernie to get free shit.

I am somehow getting great numbers by barely posting.
And Crusades are always a good thing.

absolutely disgusting

like this

vocaroo.com/i/s0e96hJpvvFt

MMMMmmmm tasty cheese pizza

Hillary Clinton has the gibmedat vote.

People voting for Bernie care either about socjus or the necessary reforms to stop America from being shit.

I played it on PC for about 20 minutes before I refunded it because I honestly feel like I'd enjoy the vita version better.

The control setup for kb/mouse is weird and I don't have a two-thumbstick controller (I primarily use my gamepad for fighting games) and the environments look absolutely godawful in upscaled 1080p

I'M DOING IT NOW!
FUCK THE RULES I'M A REBEL!
A REBEL UNTIL THE DAY I DIE WHICH IS RIGHT NOW!

You're a fake.

I'm not clicking that shit.

Reported for cp.

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What happened to you with it? Got games with that sort of personal issue myself.

Thats sort of a good point. Although thats why its nice to have a waifu like Ritsu who I think would always blush with the right kinds of praise.

you shoulds

Watch Clannad and you'll feel better in no time.

Ryuko never said this. Delete this image.

He will make it shit by turning it commie though.
But you are right about Hillary getting all the dindu votes.

Confidence is usually what lures them in in the first place. After that I'm convinced the majority of women just want to play fucking games, which basically turns your whole relationship into pickup artist-tier shit.

If it where me I'd just wait till it's obvious she's interested and ask her then, because I would know this is what she's waiting for. Although I'm also a kissless virgin in their 20s so what do I know.

Is the Ugly Americans Wizard not on tonight? I had some drawing resources I wanted to dump on him.

Your repeating numbers just prove the need for it, Crusades are great

Yeah, it's really only meant for being played with a gamepad. It was originally designed to be played on a Vita, so that doesn't surprise me. Sadly, Vita is capped to 30. It's a shame the PC texture upscaling looks like trash.

==YOU CAN'T DO THIS. YOUR SOUL WILL BE FOREVER BOUND TO HAUNT 4AM THREADS AND THE DISCORD== and /soc/

I've been putting off doing political research because tbh this year's election is a circus.

I really want to know more about the Libertarian candidates but I never hear SHIT about them on the news thanks to trump and hillary and bernie and obama

Fuckin' 4am threads, day after day I see 'em and nearing 25 and probably inching closer to suicide- Yes, I'm losing control.

How do I get myself to stop staring into space and at least try to play my games Holla Forums? Do I have to be a pothead to recapture my uncaring childhood days?

I'm not a console apologist but for single player games on a handheld console I don't see how 30 frames per second is inadequate.

Libertarian party is shit. Don't bother.

Ahahaha.

Not censored enough.

I'm not going to.

HAH! SUCKS FOR YOU SINCE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE DISCORD!
AND I'LL HAUNT CUCK/soc/!

Real shame.

well too bad you are

I don't fit in with any political party particularly well since I am apparently a traditional left-libertarian according to some terrible inaccurate test I took on the internet a few months ago

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You can start by dropping this attitude. It's not going to do you any good and it'll bog up your mind.

There are guys out there who have had sex and kissed many women. However, they are also terrible kissers and bad in bed. A woman will not know you're a virgin or kissless unless you tell her. You can kiss her with a poor kiss and she won't care. You can ejaculate in the first 10 seconds and it won't be a big deal.

You might as well go for the one night stands even if you think they're soulless. It's better than constantly bitching and moaning how you're 20 something virgin who's never kissed before. You'd be giving yourself one less thing to complain about.

I mean I understand why, with it being a handheld.
It just makes me sad to see that we finally get SK Shinovi in 60FPS/HD, and the upscaling looks crappy

I've never been to the discord either nor do I plan on visiting

Nigga say what now

Pot definitely helps with that.

What has you suicidal user?

Libertarians are fucking retarded. Borderline globalist fucks cause muh free trade.

Look the compass doesn't have a reading on Nationalism and somehow thinks Trotskism/Neoconservitism is the hight of Right wing

Most people who identify as that are cancerous.

They always combine open borders with socialism and demand interventionism without world policing.

Find a new hobby that gets you out of the house and meeting new people. I think you're getting too bored doing whatever you're doing now.

Have ANY of the vita ports looked even somewhat good when compared to native PC games?

I just want to be able to buy a loli realdoll from japan and not have it taken away by customs

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I'm still not going to.

Good because it's bad enough with the thread.
I want to haunt /soc/ so I can ruin those faggots from the afterlife. I'll do some good in the world.

It's like you're delusional or something.

Perfection doesn't exist, in order to come close you must create your own mould

Why not just buy a made in America real loli instead?

You don't even have a waifu do you!

You don't have one either do you?

good because you not going is actually my plan

Your plan's pretty shit fam.

I don't because I have a lover.

Not that I've looked into enough. I wouldn't be surprised though. I mean these games ARE coming from a handheld that has no anti-aliasing after all.

Well, have fun then I guess. I can't stomach /soc/. Make sure to haunt those faggots' phones and shit they probably post from too.

you're falling for it though so you're basically lower then shit

no, I don't even watch anime

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I can't handle all these lies.

That explains it.

I swear, Holla Forums, /soc/, and a few other boards were likely the biggest gateways for the infiltration of halfchan by SJWs and their ilk.

Still have to give /sp/ credit for fighting their mods when shit started blowing up.

She told me she was over 18 I swear

Apparently a mod on tg was policing for sexism and pretty much caused a revolt. Went as far as trying to purge any mention of rape, elf or anything else.

I'll finally be doing the world a service by fucking ruining the lives of those faggots.

You're lower than shit for making a big deal out of such an insignificant plan.

It's like I'm telling you sweet lies.

Take a seat, right over here.

Undoubtedly so. /soc/ is the normalfaggiest board i've ever had the displeasure of visiting.

don't you get what that means though?

you're lower then lower then shit

Just woke up, watching Banshee and eating some pepperonis. Good times. What're we watching in the cytube tonight?

fug

I don't want to.

Did /tg/ here get a migration out of it?

What about rape ghost?

life's full of things you don't want to do but you still got to do them

Aight, I'm heading off to bed. I got work tomorrow.

Sleep tight everybody, catch you guys on the flipside~

anime rap mashups

Shit, when was this? Reminds me of ages ago when a /a/ mod started deleting and banning for any mention of 2d underage girls, because of overzealous enforcement of the "no loli outside Holla Forums" rule. Yotsub& threads became forbidden, for christ's sake.

No movies? I had my hopes up.

Tg uses their board as a central hub for their many different communities. I doubt they'd be able to organize any kind of revolt with that kind of situation.

A number of reasons for hating myself and dwelling on the unfairness of life but the biggest point is being too retarded to function. Despite being unable to learn or remember shit I'm really starting to appreciate how not in tune with reality I am (the vidya and such I've centered all my earthly love around only makes that worse). I dunno if I've been brainwashed other people's ideas (along with poisoning my brain with hentai and crap) but a spiritual idea I'm hypnotizing myself with is that everything good, pretty and creative of this world awaits my soul upon death and the purpose of ugly meaty reality is just to, in a cruel and convoluted way, fuel the spiritual world.

That I'm clinically depressive and autistic sums it up I guess.

Nice house you got here. So are you lie Emily's dad or something?

No. I am Chris Hansen. You are on Dateline NBC. Were you here to have sex with Emily?

I totally would but I dislike the outdoors and people alongside my shame of being unable to handle either. I have no idea what there is in the world for someone like me to experience so I conclude just dying is the answer and I'm biding my time falling into my pathetic states while waiting for the day I finally keel over.

Oh yeah, we are going to watch Char's Counterattack in 15 minutes.

No I was just walking to the park and tought I'd give a visit.

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oh boy here we go

-so you're saying this chatlog isn't you? These aren't your dubs?

I don't know what you're talking about I would never type something like that to a 10 year old

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Hey guys. Is thread ded already?

You think you can lie to the bait man?

Pretty dead fam.

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Shieet. I hate being this late. Well finals are over so time to marinate for the summer.

Perhaps discussion migrated over to the board… the one that purges people for wrongthink.

I'm sorry if I undermined the thread and everyone turned tale.

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

Char's Counterattack will play in less than two minutes.

Never had it.
Arx Fatalis

-and I suppose that get was just a coincidence?

Ummm… I can explain

Now you're getting 5s? That next post better be a non-5 single or you're going to prison.

Where is the bathroom?

Hyrule Warriors. I know it's mindless bullshit topped with retarded design ideas but I grind onwards.

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This thread's fucking gay fam.

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Oh my you just cracked mountains

They're small, disgusting things only good for squashing. They're either insects or black kids.

which ones?

The one to the right

Shut up, spiders don't know how to type.

No bully the bugs.

Stop bugging me

which right?

neither do you but here we are

Tales managed to get a musou, so perhaps Fire Emblem might one day? Just saying.

Do you think this is a motherfucking game?

Your right

ANYTHING CAN BE A GAME IF YOU SNAP YOUR FUCKING FINGERS

I'm always right bby

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-then give user Fire Emblem Musou instead of #FE.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
SPIDERS DON'T EVEN KNOW ENGLISH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It would be nice. Especially if Hector was playable.

Yes

what language am I speaking then fagot

Spanish duh

fuckin

it's not my fault that the (17) over this thread distracts me from my sexy doujins

no you're a spanish

Fascist.

Do you know any hentai clips that include a loli with pig tails (oh also she has to be blonde)

If so, please post em

that isn't a language

#triggered #misrepresentingspiders

it's got 8 legs

see by it's mouth

What would you know you're a spider

I'll spider you

go spin a web and sit in it

Spiders have eight legs and two palps. Palps aren't legs. What kind of spider doesn't know how many limbs he has?

after you

you're right but it's the only examination I got for it

Frogs don't spin webs

you're right they suck dicks

Frogs don't have lips to suck with.

But then, how do they close their mouths?

We don't. We keep them ever so slightly open at all times so that we can REEEE at a moment's notice.

you do enough sucking to overlook that, don't worry

The only sucking I do is water, through a straw. Now shut up. Spiders can't talk.

how can frogs use straws without lips?

I actually tested that. It can be held in place with your teeth and tongue. It's just not easy to drink out of without lips.

not easy at all I'd say

At least I'm not a spider.

for the better, I'd rather not have faggot spiders around here

then maybe you should leave

you'd still be here though

I'm neither a faggot nor a spider

so you're a nigger then

No. Just a frog.

>Yesterday I told her I only wanted to be her friend and wasn't ready for a relationship cause I have a great already

Felt good to be on the other side of the knife for once.

a frog-nigger then

Fucked up the spoiler
Cause I have a gf* already

I can't be a nigger, I know my dad.

so your dad is a cuck then

No, my dad is a frog.

that's what your mother tells ya

Well shit. Looks like I overslept and missed most of the thread.

Mornin' everyone

better do more sleeping under then

My mother doesn't have to tell me, because I know my father. And before you ask, my mom's a frog too. We're all frogs here.

Love you too, spiderbro

a frog slut who cuckold'd your father

how're you doing?

No
all frogs

Pretty good, actually.

Since I'm off for most of the summer, probably gonna torture myself and watch Legend of Korra.

sure

how could they have fucked up avatar the last air bender ah well at least you're not also playing the game too

nice video game thread you have here fags
i bet you don't even play vidya

no cuckolds here
only frogs

About that..

keep telling your self that

only 2 hours though

cuckolds have horns frogs do not i cannot be a cuckold

you're a girl so no shit you don't have a lower horn

If I was a girl I couldn't be a cuckold anyway

it's just a fetish, of course they can be

no
the word for famela cuckold is cukquenea

that was terrible i waill try again

no
the word for female cuckold is cuckquean

Hello, can anyone direct me to the nearest designated shitting shower?

it's the same thing just called something different

sleepy time

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