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What's forbidden about that?

Kissu

i don't know like you're forbidden from sticking your dong in things because it simply will not fit. seems kinda like a pain

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Force 403 to be registered as 200.

Not enough.

Comfy levels are beyond safe levels!

*blush rush*

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jimmyneutron.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Deceased

Are you Comfy?

Dude what?

FUCK OFF MORDIN
BAN DESU

I dun gettit

:3

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I was implying you post gay girls.
I don't understand ikt.

I noticed.
Hence "Dude what"?

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screencrush.com/ghost-in-the-shell-whitewashing-scarlett-johnasson-vfx/

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What are you on about?

IS THIS WHERE YOU ONCE MORE ARE AN INTOLERABLE SHITTER

dohoho.

the sneaky cunts had just added allow/deny rules to send a 403 to everyone except them

I changed it

it will probably go down again when they realise I cheated them, but Erin.wtf is back for now

Be nice to Mordin. He is nordic!

Oh now I get it, the 403 forbidden thing

He's just upset he's getting banned.

Haha. Was it just redirection links?
Hells Yeah!

why is that brony loser here

did his foolz board fall apart or something

are my autism bucks still in tact?

i'm not the using using after effects to make scarjo a chink

I ain't going back to half cuck chan

I don't think anyone is.

Kroni must really like you if he wants to imitate you.

i refuse. mordin is the fucking worst

Oh right, I forgot about that.
My bad.

yeah, the htaccess file had a bunch of "allow from xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx" rules, and at the bottom a catch-all "deny from all"

the were locking my site to everyone except their employees

I just killed all those rules

it had a comment at the top about repercussions should I change it, but meh, whatevs.

mostly.

His love is difficult to handle sometimes.

Helooo there Squosh

I sure hope not
we left there for a reason
AND NOBODY SEEMS TO REMEMBER THAT

Where is wish? and why isn't she here getting 3-wayed?

That fucking sucks, tho.
Why're you with them?

dont let the door hit you on the way out bard

poasting

dont worry

It's like anti-vaxxers

I might shut down some databases to try stay on their good side

but the archive database is the busy one, it's constantly being counted and checked for things like the bank and trends, and it kinda had to be.

Who got banned?

I'm not going anywhere

Hi freemane whats up

just under 2 years ago, I payed for 3 years of service up front.

can't afford to upgrade, can't afford to change, I'm just using what I already payed for.

Can't you check like every hour or something?
There's no real need for it to be real-time, right?

Oh god my sleep deprivation is high
sorry bard
i misread
but go fuck yourself

Just waked and baked to not be as depressed

Ahh, makes sense.
How much did it cost?

Morning, Bard.

literally everyone except hostgator employees were banned from erin.wtf.

some things run every 15 minutes, some every minute.

thing is, if I slow the archive down any, spikes in resource usage will be larger, cause it has more to do at once

I'm not sure how to handle it tbh

Comfy levels are beyond safe levels!

a few hundred I think

how do people post?????????????????????

Also, I seemed to have missed a bunch last night, can someone bring me up to speed?

I can't imagine people really use the archive much anyhow. Seems narcissistic if people just go to see if they get talked about, and I don't see people dredge up old posts for much either.

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Sooo what's wrong with this community now?

Bard was dumping DOX pages on people.

i looked a few times

We're buying 8ch

Oh right. Duh.
This is why I shouldn't optimalize.

WEW

AAAAAGH

Not enough.
You should be here more~

the archive database isn't just for the archive, it's also what gets counted for the bank, trends, things like that

most things hook back to it in one way or another

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What did I do
why are you being such a dick to me recently

Are you serious?
Do you know how much it actually costs to run this site?
It isn't some backyard project

Hi Ema

wat

i dont have it in me to do that

Why not just get rid of them?
Are any of those particularly needed?

Yeah, Bard snapped and starting going nuts.
Not really though.

Every day my man
You got the right idea

and plans for lateR?

I am not serious, and I have somewhat of an idea as an IT guy.

I could index the database to make sorting through it easier

but I have no idea how to do that.

noko does I think

I just had lunch.

there is nothing wrong with just doing it for your own benefit

what would be left? that's like all the site does.

I should really get back to programming.

My internet is still shit and Mediacom is retarded.

Maybe the site is unneeded.

Can you tell me what's wrong with this community? Why is everyone so mad?

What? And hi GrimGrab

i guess i should show up before bed since today is saturday

And I should get laid but idk if either of those thigns are GONNA HAPPEN

this seemed to be a sudden issue

hey

It's a mixture of things.
Some people considered going back to 4chan.
And Kroni just spammed.

kawaii is not the adjective form of cute. it expresses the state of mind of loving something

HAHAHAHAH
DUDE HOLY SHIT
FUCK MEDIACOM RIGHT
you're like the only one who gets it

fuck off
misinformation of that caliber isn't a joke

k
I'm serious though
because this shithole is on its last legs

Don't what me
I know what you've been up to

What's up?

Maybe

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duh

that doesn't stop people blowing my shit up when it's down

Post penis

Do you think we should go back to 4chan?

Nothing just bored and sick, I hate weekends

you created something on pastebin and she posted it

vpscheap.net

buy me a good vps, a domain, and I'll host a better chan than this just for us.

H-hi

Even though Holla Forums is shit, Holla Forums is worse.
i'd rather post here.

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kek, but actually I am programming as part of my resume. I'll do it later.

I suggested we all take the $5 ads though. Not actually buying the whole thing.

Hi.

Scoots why are you being an asshole recently answer pls i don't understand

Nor is it exclusive to me.
They say there are no outages or issues in my area, but they don't seem to be a good company.

BARD YOU KNOW MY PAIN
WHY ARE THEY SO BAD? ARE YOU HAVING THIS ISSUE?

Like Bard would ever do something like that.

*Shrug*
I don't see what the fuss is.

nty

no.

Can we trust you not to give power over to Chii or anyone else again?

a bit late,
i'm not giving picture of me for someone on internet anymore

No hosting any new chans
that kills the purpose
I don't want this to become alice chat/mlp 2.0

why

♥ very adorable... B-but my frozen heart!

Anyone can do anything.

It's an inherent code problem.
Vichan wasn't made to be this scalable.

Same with Erin's issue.

That's actually rather Cheapo.
But then why wouldn't I host it myself?

Look at my new mouse desu

Can Hotwheels walk?

Or run a site?

since i cant legally open 4chan anymore, i have no choice but to go against it

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BC for mod

Holla Forums is better because we are not controlled by anyone and no one has power over us

-lick- I'm going to call you dickrub from now on

Y-yes!

I'm not just someone on the internet, I'm perfect and I am better than anyone here

Nah I'm doing alright over here, a little slow but it dos the job

Had some d/c issues yesterday and every fucking night
like holy shit
DAMN near every night at like 3 a.m to like 5 to like 7 or 8 on some times can't connect at all
Its like
yo I'm paying for this much internet access
nigga pls don't restrict my service

Laws are made to be broken.

Cheer up!

go for it

those are actually awesome. whole surface back to the apple logo is a multi-touch pad.

It's annoying how she gave Chii mod powers when Chii is an inbred

-Is licked- Why is that?

Because I can. And you need to stop being a little baby about it.
Its just a prank.
You don't know my bad side.
If you did you'd be mush.

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LEGALLY OPEN 4CHAN

are you some -18 babby

BRB.

Damnit, why you gotta enter when I'm gonna dinner?
Yo~

Because I can. And you need to stop being a little baby about it.
Its just a prank.
You don't know my bad side.
If you did you'd be mush.

you can be the greatest person in the world, but if i dont know your background, you are still someone on the internet, i'm sorry.

yea there are workarounds, like hunting for vpns that are not already banned for spamming.

Because I can't stop thinking about dicks

nah. you accidentally shot yourself with my gun.

Body language and voice inflection are like 60% of communication and both of those are nonexistant here

Tomato.

Muslim government banned "bad thoughts" websites.

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what is a bad thought

can they do that

I honestly couldn't care what mouse you're getting
sorry ikt
maybe you can ruse someone on tech

He fucked up with Josh
got 2 greedy

LOL

Get well soon.
Why do you hate weekends?

Tsuchi should be our new admin.

My issue is that if I do more than open a browser my net lags up and disconnects.

i have explained this so many times, so this time, to make it simpler to understand, let's just agree that i'm 15.

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later guys xx

Well.... What can you do? How was your nap?

When I read that whole thing about what happened I was kind of drifting off because of all that fucking exposition, and now all I can remember is he was watching King of the Hill.

I think just posting in the board that we have is fine as is.

I finished my plate
where's my reward?

Aw man that's killeer
Not too bad about that here

I don't really you know
interract with you or like
watch your conversations with other people

I'll note that thanks

Yes. Just fine indeed.

Stop, I am the greatest person in the world.

They're so fucking boring, and I wish you were admin

See you orin

Just to be mean. I time it perfectly.. :3

Nu-uh.

really? just a LOL

yes, i'm 15 and i'm not allowed to see some certain contents on the internet

Well fuck. Guess I'm living with you for your internet.

God this place is so boring. Now I remember why I stopped posting here

It was good because you were in my dreams

okay, keep it that way

maybe you're perma bored

Show me ;-;

yeah. I was busy ATM when it happened. um... it was great but sorry.

How about I take you out to eat to repay you for the head shot?

Oh cool, what was it about?

;~;

Nobody's complaining
you're free to stop anytime you'd like

I have ASPD so I'm prone to boredom

I ain't watchin' whatever that is.

I CANT POST ANY CONTENT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS DYING FUCK

nigga you can do mad shit
did you go to the bernie rally?

Yes.

what's that?

How do I cheer up?

Pussies.

border life

Make a chan and give it to Tsuchi.
He would be the best admin.

You gave me a primrose and I hugged you >_>

You're not bored of this place? God you're boring

Yes, it was right in St Mary's. So much fun. Too many Mexicans though. The PR's don't like them lmao

It's not important -huggi-

Look at the cute bunny, then pet your cute kitty.

try again someday

You can just feed me food while I sleep under your bed.

;~;

Tsuchi can't even control this life how can he be in charge of an entire community? You should be admin

The fire of passion and creativity inside me was stifled long ago and I am but a husk of my former self

Fairly certain nothing is going to happen

Have you shown it to anyone before?

how long have you been lurking, sachiko?

I kinda want to see this to be honest.

Go sleep.

I'm not making any new chans.
We won't get any new people.

lmao
I didn't go, but I hope he becomes the democratic candidate

ok

Is that bunny in the police?

I shoould really put some movies on.

So tired.

Whats up giiiiiiiiiiiirl??

We don't get any here either.
We just run them out.

Woah now!
I think you have the roles reversed here

awwhh how sweet

this tbh

Sounds like you had a lovely time in that dream then.

pls no sushi for admin

very close

need my dose of attention before i can sleep comfortably

i'm waiting for a download to complete

We don't get any here either.
We just run them out.

Well we won't both fit.

Sounds like you're letting the darkness win again. If you want to be happy then you have to fight

It never does, that's why this place CANCER

Me too... but I still want the Donald to be the president. I went to the really far end of the Bronx and there was nothing but dirty Mexicans... they even painted the buildings in the colors of their flag. I want them out

We got a couple.
There's a reason we run people out, because of shitters like grimmy making the place awful

We should give a new board to Gilligan and Erin.
Both can be admin, but all changes and bans have to be agreed on by both of them.

a-are you
are you calling me fat

Mexicans are people too.
They just need education.

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If you're ever bored you can read about it if you want
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

My sofa is too soft and my back is sore ;-;

You almost showed Luka didn't you ._.

That's more like it. Adorable! Have you heard anything about that rescue kitty?

Yup. She sure is.
Sorry you didn't sleep, Scooter. Was it work, or just that you could't get to sleep? Poor thing.
I'm just covering for someone at work for a couple of hours, then I'm going to lunch with Danny's sister. (We're still good friends.)

It sounds awful but for some reason I still want to see what he does lol

Whose attention do you seek?

N-no...

To be fair you're kind of a dumbass.

nah, not since like a day or two after i gave it to her.

I know but they could at least come here legally

Don't be a cum lick

Let's move to /pomf/!

Who the heck is Gilligan

do we forgive kroni

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LOL
are you that autistic that you have to pretend to be people

what happened to your foolz board?

That's literally exactly the same thing your board did you flying faggot

Death and desolation.

Can I be your new admin? My only problem is that I don't believe in banning people unless they post CP

Poor you. Anything you can do about it?

i believe her name wasnt luka

sabrina, can we talk for a bit? it'll take no more than 15 minutes, i just have two questions

seeing how desperate i am at this hour, anyone.

or if I word that in different way, anyone since everyone is wonderful.

you can suck a fat one

Good morning, threaders.

and Bloodchan

Tsuchi.

LOL

I would spam your board with bestiality.

I'm not great with disorders..
just be alright

REMOVE

Ooh. Well, anything good going on? Weekend p ans? Fun fun?

Is she a hottie?
And neat! She must be a devoted public/civic person/bunny thing!
woo
er the cat puked on my bed at 4am, so i spent an hour stripping my bed and remaking it... only trying not to wake people in my house up so I had to get 2 thin ass blankets to try and make do... It did not... I then had an 8 hour shift. I ought sleep well later.
Know that feel.
Where you gasls goin'?
Anywhere nice?

Oh.

What's on your mind, hon?

Hello Elma, whats up?

Nothing I can do but lie on the flood and hope for the best ;~;
Or you could stand on my back

What was her name then?

I mean I know I'm superior to the threaders but I'm a thread-goer too!

sleep. I woke up at 10:PM.

strawpoll.me/7389381

[Atencíon]

That's the reason why I saved that image.
To be honest, I love that image.

bruh is that his real name

I've had 3 bowls of Captain Crunch.
I'm not going to work until the roof of my mouth is nonexistent.

nono, not here

MINI SWORDS

Kamuu is a slut

No. My pet name for him because he has Gilgamesh as a trip.

It was supposed to be like the Newman hello.

I just woke up lol Kinda wish beauty sleep actually worked.

i forget he bothers his steam friends to vote

this is a good point

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I'm sure you have someone special in mind whose attention you want the most.

I think i would break your back if i did.

misha then alice, but not your alice

+2 to spirit for 5 minutes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
The tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.

Maybe you slept too much? Or too little?

I wouldn't call a proxy a friend to be honest.

HERE ON GILLIGAN"S ISLE

W-well there's nothing wrong with a little fetish...

I'm perfectly fine, but the world thinks there's something wrong with me.

:x

Yes, our community is dying and his drama can fix it

Lol you have an iron stomach

You forgot the VPNs he uses too.

5 minutes isn't enough, wouldn't it be a legendary 60 min buff?

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HI WELMA

KILL ME PLS

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Why are you 300lbs?

You should post it for me

tfw Grim is on the Mexican side

I just take what I can get. The last couple nights have been like 13 hours then 11 last night :p

Hi.

Why?

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this might sound edgy but for now if i have a feeling for someone, it's a painful feeling.

but to be perfectly honest you're right

you casted the lower leveled spell!

i was close because she gave me so much

howr you tovarish?

Is the world right?

Nonsense. #BuildAWall

I am a big person yes, but i don't think i'm that big.

I get a massive headache if i ever sleep this much.

because posting here is like ripping my hair out.
and I have no other choice because FUC

You didn't write anything v.v

She gave you lewds and you didn't return the favor?

The world is wrong

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Lexicans > Mexicans

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

maybe yes, maybe no

Heh.. how big?

Nigga write something, deadass

I am so glad i don't have consider all this mexican or american thing.

Please forgive me by the way

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK THIS IM MAKING A THREAD

I'm fine with you perfectly timing your posts just for me.
But NOT for evading me!

That sucks. Sleep is the best.

But now I probably won't be able to sleep for like 5 days or something. Oh well.

Just wait for it to die then stop posting 5evr.

That's my gameplan anyway. There's only like four people worth talking to when you think about it.

then I will follow you

ehh.. is there something i should know?

I am not sure. Its been a while since i've taken a look at that. But i am considered overweight. Thankfully i'm training almost everyday to change that.

Apologies, didn't see you. Whats up Forty?

That sucks.

I figured you would like that.

I am not clicking that shit.

I was awake til 5 AM finishing the Fullmetal Alchemist manga that I left off in high school #NoRegrets #IronicHashtags

Nigga fuck yo memes

nope

can you please just accept that things didnt work out

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But you're more a nightowl anyway, right?

Oooh. Well, I can't get on Steam atm. Is there anywhere else?

Lydia is. The bunny's just a bunny. Don't go furry on me. :P We're going to this little place called Trudy's for mimosas and Tex-Mex. Wish you could come! Sorry your kitty sabotaged your sleep.

This is what I get for having low INT.

Pretty good, just drinking coffee and listening to some Finnish rock.

depends on the week.

Why are you being dishonest with me?

Mexicans are like roaches, they breed and spread everywhere and don't understand English

Good. We can breed and make people with my "disorder"

I can help you lose weight but I rather you turn all that into muscle >////>

I like CP too but... yeah... we can't have it..

gget outta here

anywhere else was originally my second question i'm about to ask..

you can cast higher leveled magic, you just have to spell it correctly and slowly

9 min until I go to work and slowly die.

I'm not waiting until the site dies

But level restrictions.

i can point out one thing, your come and go nature. it's what makes me cautious around you.

But money!

good luck

Mean kitty. I still hugged him after my shift though.
You should tex her mex if you know whatta mean
You better have a good time!!!! i demands it :) i might go grab some ice cream
I would sooner kill myself.

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Pfft, like you could know.
Nothing much. Just kinda chillign at friends.
How're you?

thanks for not banning me for advertising

Later, shit heads.

I'll be on 4chan

You cucks can have a nice life

that doesnt exist

Playing a dangerous game

i am required to.

Don't leave me....e

that's kinda terrifying

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how dangerous? dancing with the devil dangerous?

But that is like gravity, it has to be there!

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that's kinda terrifying

sounds great!
I'm just wine and side ops for metal gear

if you can spell it, you can cast it

I'm not going back there.
So you stay here too.

You;ll be back
You always come back

Neat-o, going to get buzzed or go all in balls out?

We call that cheating here.

I wonder what that book's about.

I'm not quite sure I understand, but I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude. ;__;

He did it 'cause he loves you and wanted to share! Poor baby.

Lydia's super cute, but it'd be too weird to texmex the sister of an ex, knaw'm sayin'?

read it and show me what you learned.

->

this is new system, you can cast anything as long as you can spell it, but higher leveled magic are like mix of hardest to pronounce languages.

it's not being rude, i wasnt being clear. i was about to ask if i can get a hold of you. maybe some kind of messenger you use everyday.

So, ermm, am I some kind of a battle wizard now?

I'll see where the road takes me really

yup, that's why i expected something more from you

Go with the flow.
youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE

Hm? What?
Did I do something wrong?

this is the part where I post dana.
we should resume co-op watching sometime if you want?
And its only weird if you dont pop a boner.
Also I forgived him already. silly cutie kitteh,
fuzzy little bastard.
how are your fuzzbabies?

ah that was for SD, i mislinked, pardon me.

I'm going with major shots now

time to overflow

I'm still kind of a bad wizard, I mean, I can't into spellbooks.
But what they don't expect is an AK from under the hat.

my last resort weapon would be a pie
if i cant beat them, befriend them

if failed, i'd die either way

If you're going with major shots, might as well light it up.
youtube.com/watch?v=qDcFryDXQ7U

'kay

Nooo, I just missed it! Sorry. I'm fine. I'm at work for another half hour, then taking off to have lunch with a friend. Fun fun.

I'll demonstrate on this peach.

Hmmmmm, no, not really.
Wanna email me?

They're ok. My mom's been spoiling them and giving them extra treats. Such a rough life!

he's coming to shoot up your school

yea.. that'll work, your email field?

i'm sorry i'll have to remind you, my last email to you was left unreplied

if that's even a word

You forgot the tactic that's going to win the fight.
Pocket sand!

nah. thats a bad bunny btw.

We know the price of being gangster

/POSTING MY DOXX REEEEEEEE

new

that is before the pie!

He'll be watching from the darkness under your desk

damn I love the major

I want him..