MS. MARVEL STORYTIME

Let's see if it's as bad as everyone says it is.

NOW WITH 100% MORE ORIGINAL SERIES!

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We get an accurate depiction of an SJW in our first few panels, and the last panel we see her greatest superpower is becoming white. based on this issue alone, I could say it's not that bad(by nu-Marvel standards) but it'll all go to Shit from here, Right?

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Nice job, OP. I actually thought about storytiming Whor comics just to see if its really bad as everyone says, but really I don't think I would waste my time with something I knew I would hate. Keep up the good job anyways.

…why is the paki being visited by an apparition of some superheros posing like hindu gods? Did the writer conflate hinduism and islam as being brown people faiths?

Ms. Marvel issue #2

That's clearly Christian imagery.

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Not with those poorly drawn mudras Iron Man is doing.

GET GOOD WITH THE LORD, HEATHEN.

I thought it was the universal symbol for "This bitch is good for anal."

You should storytime Whor. We need to know what we hate.

I still need to storytime Sister Claire. I can practically hear your rageboners for Magic Racially Diverse Nun Lesbians. Hell, it's even CalArts style enough to get mad at.

That's cute. Meanwhile, in Iran. And Saudi Arabia. And Afghanistan. And Quatar. And Pakistan…

As usual with SJW books, the tragedy is that this could have been good and interesting if the author weren't getting off on imagined oppression and bigotry.

Again, the book isn't about those muslims. It's about muslims who wised up and moved to the states to enjoy freedom.

Is not looking half bad, if boring.
It shows different ways to express Islam beliefs but the teen drama is a bit overplayed, literally 3 sentences of discussing before the screaming starts. It has some nice reactions too if by retarded art.

Have they seen Good Will Hunting?
An of course the blond bitch has to be a bitch with third grade insults. She couldn't possibly be a nice person.

Learning to accept your family traditions is a nice moral…. and there it goes.
Oh, I hope no one rapes her.
I don't think that last page is halal.

She actually decided to not have that costume at the end.
Fuck this pussies.

10/10 best book ever.

Ms. Marvel #3

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Woah, what?! No bitches in coffee shops.
Heresy!
Well, here's a thing, Cpt Marvel wasn't an angsty teen insecure about her own body I guess.
What do secrets smell like? Probably curry.

I have a new fetish now.
Someone spend way more time drawing that cockroach than Kamala.
NO SHIT!, what a stupid line.
Then someone in the middle east skipped that class day.
YOU LITERALLY SAVED A PERSON BY EXTENDING YOUR HAND AND GOT PRAISED AND YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE. LEARN TO USE HEELS, COMB YOUR HAIR AND PUT THE LEOTARD IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN SUPER POWERS AND SAVED LIVES AND YOU CAN ONLY THINK IN HOW OPPRESIVE IT IS TO NOT BE ABLE TO USE THEM AND LOOK LIKE YOU AT THE SAME TIME, YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT SOLVED ALREADY. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE TROUBLES PREVIOUS CAPES, ESPECIALLY TEENS HAVE GONE TROUGH TO HIDE THEIR IDENTITY?

SHUT UP MOM, AT HER AGE PETER PARKER ALREADY HAD A JOB, PENNILESS MULLAH SHOULD BE YOUR MAIN WORRY THE FUCKING NEET?

Is not awful, but I dislike Kamala every issue a little more.
I'm willing to let go some angsty bullshit since she's 16 but by the third issue is just ridiculous.

If she doesn't wanna be a hot blonde girl she can be a hot pajeet, all she has to do is grow her own breasts and ass.

Giving a scientific explanation to giantess strength, not explain how your bones haven't ceded under their own weight.
Fuck this.
Ok, that made me chuckle.

THAT'S NOT HOW BULLETS WORK.

Reading it, it's even worse

It's not just imagined oppression and bigotry that makes this book shit.

I think i reached the point where the awful White Knight looks promising and good…

Make it stop

Pretty much after this issue, they conveniently forget that her powers allow her to flawlessly transform herself into anyone or anything. She mostly uses her powers like Mr. Fantastic, so stretchy punches with big hands, but she's actually got a tons of top tier powers
For that last part, I think they wanted to have a good cliffhanger, so instead of having her just make herself super dense to deflect the bullet, they let her get shot.. And only a few panels after she made her hand huge, heavy, and durable enough to smash an entire shelf into rubble, and in the same issue that she made herself giant and broke a ton of shit with her increased strength.

So they completely wasted a great interpretation of a classic power?

I think it's more likely that they just didn't know what the fuck they wanted to do with her, beyond having a Muslim superhero who doesn't have sand-based powers. Since she's a mutant inhuman, it means her powers don't have to follow any sort of logic, but it also means that they have to conveniently forget all the other things they established she can do, because they kind of made her insanely powerful.

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So when's the one where she votes for Hillary?

Hillary only appears in comics with based hambeasts.

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Not as long as you can have antagonist that prove to be a challenge, unless you make a comic about effectively nothing…

For a single page, they go to insane lengths just to try and make Clinton look like a saintly figure. It's kind of impressive that they could cram so much insincere bullshit into 5 panels.

Too bad Bertha's merely a propaganda piece for the author to shill with.

I like 's version more. Same problem, but it seems honest in its depiction.

kekekek

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I also love how in the previous page, frail old hillary is helping the big security guard get up.
Really showing those racist frogs what girlpower means!

FATSO

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So it's like what if superman was a woman and had multiple sclerosis?

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The worst part about these awful things is that people made them willingly and without being paid by the many Clinton shill groups. There are people who were so deluded and swept up by the hypercharged emotional manipulation of the election that they literally see Hillary fucking Clinton as a mythical figure on par with Albert Einstein

You know I've posted this image many times and only now do I see they've unironically included Mao with Einstein, Elvis, and John Glen.

I agree, the worst part is they did it for free

what is this demented poison
i wonder if the comics in saudi arabia are replaced with christian hyperbole from cover to cover, and everyone in them is wearing nuns outfits as though it is a normal thing to do

Boys do have ceilings on their dreams. Physics, economics, biology, politics. And women have been, by and large, protected from ever even seeing those ceilings. Men, throughout history, have been charged with meeting and attempting to exceed the limits of humanity because if they didn't then their societies would crumble when the men from the other tribe accomplished something greater and conquered them.

Women misunderstand power and freedom because they don't have to pursue them. The only reason a woman ever would pursue them would be to enrich themselves whereas the reason men have been pursuing them has been for the sake of survival.

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Other news, there's a girl trying to get her Mary Sue comic to be pitched by Marvel.
IT'S ABOUT A STRONG INDEPENDENT LESBIAN WHO CANNOT FUCKING DIE

The only power and freedom they do pursue is what amount of money is provided by their future husband's bank account.

I think even research done by Norway (who tried to get more woman into male jobs like engineering which only had short term effects) showed in the 1st world countris most woman are not interested in those high paying "male jobs" and have the freedom to pursue what they want. While in the 3rd world, woman will actually pursue those type of male associated jobs for the sake of (monetary) survival.

I'm still amazed there's such a thing as "Maoist-Feminism". The PRC has never exactly been a bastion of wimmyn's rights.

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But it's being written by a white woman who's from the US, who has enjoyed freedom, but converted to islam and of course sees it through a liberal lens. And was co-created and edited by some US muzzie with the same problem.

WTF?!
Why you muricans have such shit women? In my whole life, I can count the number of bitchy women I've met in one hand.

Are you goddamn listened to the words what user just write? Or you beans intentionally harass and misunderstand anything what a burger try to say to you?

The user (who you claim to be a burger) just said that in every country where the women need to focus on their own well-being they act like a normal humanoid. While where every single thing and privilege are offered to them on silver plate, they goes alpha bitch mode and power trip the living shit from the gender equalities (or should i say, they literally trying to to tip the balance back into the gender inequalities).

Even in slavland you can see this! Our girls who you westerns praise so much are from towns and villages. While the liberated, progressive and mentally ill girls are mostly from the capital with many complexes and addictions.

By the way it's pretty pathetic to narrow down the world to you little shithole, while anons arround the wide world describe the very same shit for 20 years long! It's like claiming that snakes have no venom because you never was biten by one with it!

Not really, is like claiming that Snakes aren't aggressive if you don't bother them.

Ms. Marvel #4

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Add instantaneous healing from lethal to the list of powers she has.

That Zoe girl, I like her.

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Even ignoring Mao as a slip-up, the text implies Hillary was some kind of trailblazer in feminism. The second wave was well under way when she was still in high school and she was never a major figure in it. They opened the door for women to get high-end jobs and she silently jumped on the opportunity without demanding any further social change. Even in her later years she dragged her feet to adapt to shifts in the party like accepting LGBT. So apparently she's a saint purely for wanting power and money.

Not sure if super power
Or if just off-model

Ms. Marvel #5

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Why does everyone look like sad muppets? God, this art is awful.

You know, for all their shit about how it's totally not all about how she's a Muslim guise, that seems to be all they talk about and all the book is concerned with.

Ms. Marvel #6

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total hole

Did Kate Leth write it? She mentioned something about the idea of her "queer" characters to ever get "hurt" during Hellcat.

Punch women

Damn /r9k/ you are getting worst and worst

Why she is even lusting after the pork? According to islam, it's a filthy, disgusting meat, doesn't smelling it is the same as smelling someone's taint? And besides, why can't she just eat that BLT sammich under the blanket? I mean, it's same as drinking alcohol while allah is asleep or diddling boys dressed as girls.

Can she make her clit get really big and use it like a dick?

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Ms. Marvel #7

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What if she dresses as a boy beforehand or does this under the roof?

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After reading this I'm convinced the writer and artist should both be killed for the good of humanity

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Ms. Marvel #8

Dogs may be haram, but Ms. Marvel don't care when it comes to Lockjaw. Lockjaw transcends all religious boundaries.

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I still can't stand Adrian Alphona's awful, lazy art. Every side character looks like a wax muppet.

I agree.

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To be fair in Iran they're in the process of overturning their old government and hopefully rejecting Islam.

One thing I always found funny about that comic is it's supposed to be 'empowering women" yet there's an ass shot of Titania as she spouts some feminist bullshit.

It always befuddled me that the feminists backed her despite Hillary being a warhawk yet they hate Bush for being a warhawk.

I always wondered what Muslims thought of the Kamala Khan comic. It always seems to be non Muslims praising it yet I never hear anything from Muslims about it.

I think later their comes a trade-off where she can only either use her stretch powers or heal herself.

No, wait, it gets even better; you'll be thinking they'll both need their whole family line dealt with as to prevent any chances in the future.

Cartoons and Comics are haram and would automatically qualify as hate speech or some bullshit.

Yeah, she has to revert to her normal form to heal.

Super Muhammad will
RAPE
her…

Ms. Marvel #9

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Didn't a bunch of muslim fundamentalist crashed an anime & comic convention for that same argument ?

Nice hand waving to explain away the dozen extra powers you gave her at the start.

Lul the protests are smaller than the ones during the presidential election and they didn't manage with a half assed government foothold, what are they gonna do with smaller crowds and a stronger government?

Kamala and Nakia are born in the US, it's their parents who immigrated.

I storytimed some issues on /arab/ a while ago and they seemed to like it, although those guys seemed kind of relaxed since they didn't mind having porn threads there. I imagine the guys on /islam/ are more nofunallowed.png when it comes to this kind of thing and disapprove of anything that doesn't involve praying, studying the Koran, or raping goals.

Yeah, it was a Libyan comic con that was crashed. Ironically, the fundamentalists beat up various organizers and visitors, accusing them of trying to incite violence and convince young people to kill.

I'm not sure this belief is widely held though. Many Muslims watch cartoons, and even places like Saudi Arabia and Pakistan have animated cartoons of their own without any appearance trouble. It's just an assumption though.

I have a hunch the Libyan fundamentalists had some ulterior motive for crashing the convention, but I don't know much about the situation over there.

Thanks for reminding me about Emara.

Did any of the episodes come out yet?

No. I haven't found much outside of the intro and the ending.

Emara: Bootleg Hero?

Ending.

Such a wank fest I almost think they aren't real and just made up by the writers

That's pretty haram tbh famlama

Ms. Marvel #10

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Ms. Marvel #11

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It's really impressive the way this series continues to be an unpleasant mess no matter how much time they spend trying to untangle it into something readable.

What happened to it? I can't even find low quality torrents.

It's been delayed.

So they shoot down Gwen like a rabid dog for this…

You know that screams DEEP LORE right?

Gwen wouldn't exist if it wasn't for this. She was part of Marvel's big #Hashtag/MEME push after all.

It's okay though. She was born from #HASHTAGS and MEMES and to them she must return, as we all must.

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I think the series is finished (it's a six episode miniseries/pilot if I remember correctly) they just trying to find a channel to air it on. The Arabic branch of Cartoon Network didn't want it. They're best bet is to probably find some streaming service like Netflix or Amazon Video.

I notice most Muslim supers, both domestic and foreign, seem to favor martial arts or sci-fi over magic. Burka Avenger is a martial artist, Emara is a Cyborg, Kamala is an Inhuman, etc. Are there any Muslim heroes who use magic, or would that piss off religious folk too much because muh witchcraft?

but magic is haram user

It's pretty stupid how the villain ended up with his plan being a rip off of the Matrix.

I'm surprised they didn't pick it up yet; a Muslim cartoon would be big progressive points.

Netflix is classic kike, they actually care about the money and this doesn't look as promising.
Legend Quest had positive results with their movie franchise in Mexico before Netflix took it as an option.
On the other hand, there's an SJW employee lurking around here who just wants to piss us off.

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Everyone born as a screaming retards who shiting themself. Later some grown up and learn leave the rag behind, while some still screaming like a retard but they put the shittainted rag on their own head.

Gwen growned up to be little more than the lolsorandumb culture current year +2 deadpool degraded to, Khamala not. And before starts to sperg on wall on texts i see the good and improving parts but they are very little. Im not convinced. Sorry.

Maybe in DC they got some Muslim heroes that have magical elements? I know they got Janissary but not sure about the rest.

We read from left to right in the West.

But user, Netflix is owned or has the majority shareholder being Soross; aka the guy who has been constantly stoking the race war.

Here you go, /a/.

Oh boy, here we go.

Post more cute Squirrel Girl. The board needs it.

George Soros owned over 300k shares of Netflix. It's not conspiracy theory, man.

That should be "OWNS" as in her currently owns
that many shares..

George Soros doesn't give a fuck about controlling Netflix unless is to backpedal and diverse attention, the snake knows to only attack when is threatened.
The SJW workers on Netflix on the other hand are the ones pushing so much bullshit content and would do it for free.
Then again I know nothing about US Netflix, but MX Netflix is pretty based.

I just noticed GuriHiru drew that. Who draws her usually? I recall her being far more uglier.

Of all the retarded Holla Forumslack shit you could take issue with, you choose something that's easily verified. Good job.

I had a couple more images but I must've lost them.
Shame two because I know at least another two images of hers that are hella cute.

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MY FUCKING SIDES

Ms. Marvel #12

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It doesn't matter. Overall comic sales are down 10%. Even if they manage to turn it around, the damage has already been done.

Is there any truth to the rumor that GuriHiru were going to be the artist on SQ until Henderson had North call in a favor and get her on it?

No. In interviews, they say that editor Will Moss, the architect of Marvel's #HASHTAG comic, specifically e-mailed North and Henderson to work on a Squirrel Girl book.

Gurihiru was not involved in it and only did some variants.

Sufism is a branch of Islam associated with magic and mysticism and they have been hated by both Shias (Iranians) and Sunnis (the rest of Islam). This is why you don't see Muslim characters associated with magic.

LOL

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Autist.

Non-down-syndrome Squirrel Girl. One can dream.