I hope this didn't ruin absolutely everything, sperging with you homos was fun. But holy fuck that's some legendary autism.
Cooper Carter
What's the chances we're totally fucked and Wurm is over?
Mason Gutierrez
I used to play Wurm. The sheer fucking autism of some the people in that game.
Gavin Martinez
I can't believe you dingdongs fucking put the altar in the water instead of taking it back home.
Imagine, we could have taken the gods themselves hostage. Fuck. We need to think bigger than pushing shit into the ocean.
Aiden Peterson
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Brandon Martinez
You fucking idiots, you dumb niggers just wanna destroy everything you see instead of making our city great again. Good job, dumbasses, you fucked it up for everyone.
Dylan Perez
I just realized - you guys weren't even doing this shit through the village chat. Like, a dozen people and nobody thinks to tell the rest of us. Fuck you.
Camden Walker
i looked like a fun idea at first no bully pls
Daniel Wilson
It's gonna be fine niggers, I'm sure they have a backup.
They switched to some other chat, I wanted to listen in too
Landon Baker
Can I just rock up and start building on empty ground?
James Gutierrez
Yeah, what the fuck. I had no idea this was happening until I checked the thread after the crash.
Josiah Thompson
what? i told you niggers what we were doing several times, you didnt miss much tho we were just pushing, and everything died when we got to the water
Benjamin Reyes
Some of us weren't online when you made that announcement, I'm afraid.
Zachary Turner
You can't do shit until the admin fixes the server thanks to the resident jackasses.
Adam Baker
What if it turns out that the crash was unrelated? We need to make plans for that altar if that's the case.
Brandon Howard
im sorry, really
William Cruz
okay real talk, ive been playing on WRC since Nov2015, pownstar or masaykh are not gonna ban anyone and hes not gonna nuke the village
hes gonna say "lol wtf" and fix being able to push/pull the god altars and that will be the end of it, dont panic
David Ortiz
this, if the server crashed for a different reason we need to take the fucking gods to Brosmouth
Blake Morales
I will help.
Bentley Martin
>now we can't steal both god altars
Brandon Robinson
You have my chisel.
Andrew Nelson
HISTORY TIME Back in ancient times, the people of the Fertile Crescent would worship statues of gods, which they believed were not just icons, but the literal bodies of the gods. The Assyrians made an effort to kidnap the god statues from cities they defeated and display them inside the imperial palace at Nineveh as both a show of strength and a display of wealth. Along the walls of the palace would also be large murals and statues of assyrian conquest, often gruesomely detailed, so a diplomat waiting to be given a moment to speak with the emperor oftentimes would sit in room in which a statue would show an assyrian beheading his late king or gutting his leaders
Parker Young
Copypastaing post from last bread
Hi, fam. Friendly neighborhood smithfag here. You should all take this time to set Nagles to true just in case you already haven't.
If you have and took part in that autistic trek to push the altar into the sea you should be prepared to kill yourselves if they nuke Brosmouth.
Adam Carter
If we get banned we can always go to any other number of servers. If we have to start over, let's plan out atleast ONE main road. The town is a labyrinth right now
Lucas Butler
i thought that was the only server tho
John Gutierrez
or this for real maybe pick a server that can handle more than 50people without lagging every 5mins
Cameron Gutierrez
hope they ban us all tbh
Brandon Kelly
all it takes is 1 nigger to buy a legit steam copy to run the server, then you can enable pirate copies to connect just like this server did
Hudson Young
we could easily join a real server if people bought the game :^)
James Campbell
its a custom server. I have a copy though if you can figure out how to get it to work.
Noah Scott
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Gavin Johnson
>>>/out/
Joseph Brooks
I have no idea how the pirated version works, but wurm unlimited can be hosted by anyone. All we need to do is find an active server that doesn't have cuck admins and go to town on it, literally.
Jose Gomez
Step 1: Steal the Altars
Step 2: Monopololize religion
Step 3: Build a bigger wall and make Artorias pay for it.
Sebastian Anderson
I guess I'll just go fucking play something else.
Colton Barnes
I'd gladly buy the game and host a server if I knew how to host for pirated clients.
Anthony Nelson
Lets do it niggers
Robert Taylor
We should build a wall around his wall and make him pay to get out and in.
Brody Morgan
i'd be down having a legit copy of it would be better for finding other actual people to piss off, theres like 10 people on WRC not us
Jacob Edwards
tip top kek
Jaxson Clark
It's too late to steal the altars now.
And why the fuck is everyone talking about finding a new server? So we can start over and circlejerk even harder?
Lucas Edwards
It's a backup plan if everyone gets banned which probably isn't going to happen.
Hunter Jackson
Just a backup plan incase everyone is banned, don't panic.
Sebastian Collins
Wurm Online server is free. ♪~(´ε` )
Aaron Russell
Maybe this is a sign that I should sleep. I haven't slept for more that 8 hours the last 5 days.
Blake Lopez
It makes me uneasy that you guys are so quick to ditch this place after fucking it over.
David Johnson
How do we know we crashed the server?
It seemed to crash right about the time the Heart of the Ancients event was going to start. It could have been any number of things.
Ayden Diaz
i would love that but he can just dig out of it
Michael Lewis
nope
Dylan Martin
So that if the worst happens, we can still rebuild
Dylan Butler
Wurm Online has korean mmo skillgains though, be down to play that tonight just to chop trees down around someones house to piss them off but fuck actually making a village on WO
Andrew Rodriguez
The autism has no bounds. Repeating the entirety of what we've done is just the meta for autism.
Kevin Cooper
We just don't know
Gabriel Gonzalez
As someone who's been here for every single major Holla Forums Wurm expedition
no
That shit is awful. Everyone here would quit within a day of 1x rates, and on top of that there's a monthly fucking fee. Contratulations, we just lost our entire playerbase.
Fuck Wurm Online. We'd have a better chance of getting everyone to buy legit copies of Unlimited.
At least with Unlimited we could host our own server.
Jordan Lee
I like to think it was just bad timing. This shit has been going down unexpectedly a lot today.
Anthony Powell
serb up
Jack Bell
I have no plans to ditch, Brosmouth is where I grew up.
Zachary Lopez
If you ever want to grief on the official server, make a character on Exodus and start digging in the desert to the south. There's a supersperg that lives nearby and it triggers the everliving fuck out of him.
Xavier Reyes
true but HOTA happens all the time without fucking killing the server, this is a first for pushing the fucking altars into the ocean
Luis Walker
I decided to start playing because I just got some free time and some double niggers crash the fucking server
Jaxson Miller
thanks I used to have that pic!
Alexander Carter
Don't even need everyone to do it, just need someone to rent a serverbox and work out how to give access to pirated copies. The downside is that unless we split into two different camps we won't have anyone to mess with at all.
Not even in the pve version of pvp that is HoTA.
Tyler Myers
Holy shit anons try to contain some of that autism. The mods are pretty chill and are most likely still laughing after they found out what few of us accomplished. The server will most likely be up as soon as they find a way revert the position of the altar. (And maybe make it immovable)
If they decide to give us a punishment it most likely is in a form of a spider invasion or something similar.
Sperging out about changing servers and shit over something this minor is really pathetic.
Hunter Morgan
welp okay then, know what im doing while server is kill
Jackson Reyes
yeah I agree. The admins are just asleep atm and will fix it when they get up.
Adam Martinez
Nobody is changing server nigger READ
Liam Johnson
welp, I've been banned.
it was fun, lads.
Joseph Green
Liar.
Jose Fisher
Don't lie to your friends, user.
Jace Foster
I'd like to add that the owners/admins just updated this thing as well. We don't know if this current patch is stable or not.
Charles Jones
I got some footage coming up in the next hour from the altar.
Joshua Fisher
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James Bennett
what jobs are currently needed that aren't filled?
Nathan Hill
I still can't connect.
Grayson Carter
Give it to me
Eli Moore
It is not up, won't connect.
Jayden Long
Fake and gay
more fake and gay
Julian Roberts
Here's more.
It's fucking hilarious. The guy acts as if it's his life mission to safekeep that desert. Modifying it at all makes him pester you nonstop and cry at you.
Andrew Hughes
DONT LIE YOU NIGGER
Chase Thomas
Is this funny to you or something?
Elijah King
I'll take What are ID's for "Is he a faggot" Alex
Colton Robinson
Our forest is currently under red alert and we can always have more sprouts.
The mine is dark as fuck and nobody bother to make more or imp the existing lamps, someone should fix that.
Carson Brown
We could really use someone to beautify the city in general.
Nathan Green
shut teh fuck up lamar
Liam Diaz
I've got 5 clients ready to launch. As soon as the server is back up I'm going to mine up a Balrog.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
I just brought back a large barrel full of tar if that helps the lighting situation.
Jaxon Anderson
Im just starting can I go innawoods and live off the land?
Josiah Wright
yes you can
Cameron Sullivan
I want reddit to go.
Levi Nguyen
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Blake Adams
Go into the woods, find some rare resource, and make some bank from trading it.
Austin Murphy
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Juan Hernandez
oi, when the servers back up can you fags save me, i got stuck in a cave and my pickaxe broke
Chase Taylor
Alright, video makes it totally worth it
David Kelly
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Jonathan Sullivan
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Jose Johnson
I love you user.
Brandon Hall
Alright it was worth it for that
Ayden Davis
Hype, time to be a hermit and eat people who come into my forest,
Carson Bailey
i regret nothing, this is great
Jack Rodriguez
Oh definitely that will also help
Christopher Sanchez
Timelapse user mvp of the week.
Dominic Gutierrez
You got any wood on you to make a shaft?
Logan Phillips
nope
Asher Young
quad of doom
tell us your coords lad
Christopher Brown
Life isnt fair is it
Benjamin Nguyen
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Andrew Sanchez
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William Stewart
Is there some way we can get this to the admin of the server? He might have a laugh at it.
Connor Rodriguez
They are all asleep, they will probably be up in a few hours.
David Wright
it already is, hes not awake yet to see it though
David Thomas
mein coords are around 2500 1000, you can't miss it
Brody Bailey
Still troubleshooting.
>An apparently dead coprocessor that cannot be identified by my computer
I'm pretty sure I'm just not gunna be able to run this thing but I'm gunna keep trying 'til I figure out a definite answer.
It's probably because I'm using a 32-bit system.
Julian Gomez
Cave in get you?
Nathan Ward
ye went into the cave caved in, was going to ask for help in village chat, then then the server crashed
Cameron Morales
That's definitely it
Can you not run it in 64 bit
Benjamin Jenkins
it wasn't me a different user deserves credit, I'm still rendering my video B)
William Miller
It is. Look to see if you can find a 32-bit version, otherwise you're going to have to figure out what java files you need to replace.
Charles Young
I'll have to find out. Hopefully I don't crash my hard-drive again.
David Hall
Good to know theres more video takers out there then
Mason Taylor
Speaking of which, the tower outside the city is probably tall enough for another timelapse now.
Grayson Richardson
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Noah Hughes
serb up
Ryder Lee
Man I am so fucking interested in playing this with you shits right now. The server being down is giving me vidya blue balls.
Liam Hall
I have never touched this game or wurm online and this is the first time i've seen shit about it, it looks amazing. is the Holla Forums autism at work?
Jaxon Garcia
no
Aiden Gonzalez
Yes. Holla Forums killed a god by drowning.
Robert Peterson
It's great if you have the 'tism. But please don't join if you're gonna make like, half a house, leave, and take up space.
Connor Foster
oh boy you have no idea
John Green
Never heard of it before these threads, having a fucking blast so far
Aaron Myers
if you don't have atleast mild autism then you will hate the game and never come back
Josiah Morales
worry not i am a low functioning autist
sold
Austin Evans
Goddammit, my neighbor did this. I want that fucking lot next to my house so that I can make a combat academy for getting scrubs armed and trained.
Henry Hall
Fucking Joolius.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daniel Ross
can't you just take over his place by bashing his door down or something
Noah Garcia
serber forever ded
Carter Ortiz
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Thomas Kelly
Not without permissions. It's stupid, but that's how the server works.
Zachary Mitchell
This downtime needs to end soon. I just want to get back in, sit in front of a comfy fire, and make stuff for you guys.
Hudson Moore
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Thomas Hughes
I echo you feelings. I want to tend to the cotton field.
Gabriel Watson
kriegerr? im sorry fam we shouldn have fucked with the gods
Nathan Hernandez
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Noah Jackson
I need to strike the earth. I crave it.
Landon Lopez
archive.is/hPKlr archive of last thead, just in case anyone want to know what happened and is too lazy to search for the old one
Alexander Perez
It's all good, oniifam. The gods were asking for it. Maybe we can push Artorias's house into the water next
Parker Collins
I'm setting up this shitty game right now. You fuckers haven't killed the whole thing yet, have you?
Julian Brown
post YFW you just realized you have a serious Wurm addiction
Lincoln Taylor
we did, with no survivors too
Ethan Jones
We did. For now anyways. Admins are asleep for another few hours.
Juan Rivera
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Logan Watson
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Connor Rogers
Fuck.
Brody Jackson
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Wyatt Jackson
It's not fair, I'm dying. I want to just…build…cool stuff.
Jaxson Wilson
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Brandon Bailey
I'm gonna play the Wurm MMO while I wait
Daniel Scott
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Benjamin Anderson
Why did you record it?
Landon Long
Thanks for the nails man, got us ~800 more kilos of wood for the Bros
Noah Harris
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Cooper Robinson
just remembered, this was part two of a two-parter.
Jordan Ortiz
Kurala huh
Because he knows a good thing when he sees it
Dylan Long
I always record
James Nguyen
My only regrets are not insulting you lot more when trying to heal you fuckers and being too autistic with wanting to build my house to join in the statue pushing.
Kevin Fisher
assburger
Grayson Bennett
my sides have dissapeared
Noah Davis
Same, I was sitting in the mine wondering what all these niggers were doing on their carts, figured I would just keep leveling my masonry while they went off.
Mistakes were made.
Evan Wright
>[00:24:48] I think if you destroy this it starts the end of the world or some shit
William Ward
Motherfuck, everytime I try to get some rest you madmen go and do something noteworthy.
Chase King
Apparently we can't even gather livestock without ushering in the fucking apocalypse
Luis Perez
where's that image where it's about Holla Forums fighting demons in hell for all eternity?
Zachary Brown
Holy shit that is the least comfy town ever. Gates and animals literally everywhere and the streets are paved with crops. Even if some nigger wasn't constantly calling everyone faggots and bitches I wouldn't want to live there.
Jayden Roberts
Oh christ, it's like those people that build super efficient commieblocks in Terraria. I get it's nice to have everything all packed tight and organized, but for fuck's sake.
Brody Murphy
its not like having roads full of [strike]pajeet poo[/strike] piles of dirt is any better
Bentley Jones
fuck i forgot how to do strikes
Nathaniel Martin
That's because they put all their shit at the top of of a tall as fuck plateau. To get into the town you had to walk up through caves in a mountain for about 5 minutes.
Samuel Sanders
Know what you're talking about but I think that had more to do with fighting SJW's in hell for etternity or something. Can't find the image right now
Elijah Cruz
What is there to do in Brosmouth?
Would anyone be upset if I come there?
Can I put my penis in Brosmouth?
Ryder Gomez
im actually liking the chaotic nature of our city, feels natural, and it's nothing that cant be fixed with roads libertini is doing an awesome job
Jonathan Powell
Yeah, it's downright fascinating how the designs of building change depending on how old they are and where they are in the town. thanks faggot
Gabriel Gomez
you are a faggot retard
William Stewart
It's kinda crazy how most people have managed to make themselves useful/filled a niche so readily, or at least manage not to fuck anything up too bad for everyone else UNTIL TODAY SHIT NIGGERS WHY
Levi Roberts
That's only where new immigrants live, it gets cleared away pretty quickly after they finish building their house or whatever they're digging land for.
Isaiah Young
It really does feel like a village that grew into a town. Nobody expected it to grow as big as it did, but now it's comfy as fuck because of that lack of planning.
Ethan Diaz
There's enough skills and shit to do that there's a multitude of things that appeal to people, plus our population is large enough to where some jobs can overlap without any issues. It works really well.
Eli Jackson
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Xavier Diaz
I wanted to be the best carpenter around. I should just chop trees, gather felled trees, logs and planks and make nails
Blake Phillips
The North-East district needs does need some cleaning though. I haven't seen that fag Diggerlord working on his shit in ages and now there's just a big hole when I look out from my balcony next to my bed.
Xavier Butler
Throw trash in and bury it with dirt. Thanks for your hard work diggerlord!
Sebastian Hughes
Does everyone who went on the expedition have a rope so you can ride a horse back to town?
Andrew Campbell
All the java files in the runtime/bin file give the processor error. Java.exe itself can't run. So I replaced it with a working version of it.
All other executables and .jars seem to open fine without spitting out the error now. Everything except WurmLauncher.exe.
Luke Garcia
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Dylan Clark
I like it too. It's getting to an old-time european city feel where the first people just sorta built whatever they fucking wanted where ever separated by narrow streets and alleyways and by the time the city became powerful enough to become more organized it was too late to start over and rebuild. The jumbled web of buildings and pathways punctuated by a few clearings is really getting cozy.
Kayden Scott
This is the kind of genius I admire in a game.
Down Krieg, down.
Ryder Brooks
Feels good fam
Julian Reed
Too bad you can't worship Our lord and savior Jesus Christ or I'd become a priest right away.
Cooper Sanders
It's gonna look real nice once we've got statues and decorations everywhere.
Levi Martin
You could if player made religions were enabled.
Benjamin Miller
You can make your own religions but it's hard as fuck.
The default version is the 64-bit java version which is almost certainly what the torrent version is. There is a version of Wurm Unlimited for 32-bit java, but I have no idea where you're going to get those files.
Henry Robinson
Ah, ok so it's probably not gunna happen ;_;
Nolan Jackson
Speaking o Jesus Christ, I was thinking of a name for that ship that was finished a little while ago and thought of a name "The Good Ship Jesus" Why you may ask, here's the reason why.
Landon Williams
Is the serb back yet? I new and wanted to join. It just gives me a timeout error.
Luis Walker
sorry user, we killed it
Grayson Thomas
Yeah, we be cool though. I would love for something like " can be terraforming events, volcanos, meteors, skill bonuses etc. " to go down as well. It would be amazing we had to weather a natural disaster as a town.
Austin Baker
see
Lincoln Torres
I'll monitor the thread until it comes back then.
Nathan Smith
There's usually someone wanting that dirt anyhow. My plan after getting my plot in some satisfactory shape is to start replanting grass, looks like someone stormed the beach and scorched the earth.
Hunter Morgan
fuck the grass man, we need trees, our town is going to die without them
Isaac Gonzalez
Sure, I'll get on that since my plot is near there.
Joshua Cook
"An unbutchered corpse will attract carnivores so therefore it is a respectful act to bury an animal after you kill it"
Alright now I want to leave corpses in other towns even more
Benjamin Cook
We can put a cart on my corbita and fit 100 felled trees inside it.
Gabriel Collins
Cleaning up the dirt would be super quick. Riding around in a big cart and scooping up everything along the way would take maybe half an hour for the entire village. Less if you have more than one guy doing it. It's just not hurting anything right now and everyone is too busy fucking around to get on it.
Mason Stewart
Scooping up the dirt is easy. Taking it back out is a pain in the ass; unless you're putting it in BSB's you've gotta take it and dump it 5 pieces at a time.
Trying to dump whole stacks of dirt was simply met with "You're not allowed to do that."
Nolan Harris
yeah, we havent even finished the wall yet, for now we are mosly in need of rock shards/stone bricks and trees
Michael Jackson
Maybe if do my job faster I can just be a middleman and pick the proper trees to cut down. While chopping down very old trees and overage trees. I had the logs in my cart when the server crashed
Logan Watson
Am I doing anything wrong? Game keeps giving me a connection error when I try to join.
Easton Martinez
are you fucking blind?
William Parker
It's still down thanks to fuckits #1 through #6.
Grayson Rivera
Read the thread.
Jason Taylor
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Evan Ward
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Christopher Perez
Fucking do it m8
Ian Collins
what whatever is interesting to you mate!
Ian Gomez
i-it was just a joke, guys. You see, this is exactly the reason why Holla Forums should never play video games.
David White
Wow, you guys really fucked the server's shit up.
You faggots make me proud.
Jayden Powell
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Levi Long
Simple. You load it all into a big cart, then push that cart into the ocean. Problem solved.
Camden Morales
I think we've lost our ocean privileges.
William Clark
negative ghostrider, have 5 small crates inside large cart, dump dirt into large cart from crates inside large cart, cart can hold like 95dirt+5crates in it, and you drag 95dirt directly out of cart into a pile on the ground and make 100dirt stacks and keep repeating until the crates are empty
Jackson Peterson
wrong,we should build a land bridge with all that dirt
Dylan Jackson
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Zachary Wood
Then we just have to destroy the ocean next.
James Foster
Guys, no. Don't fucking dam the river.
Ian Thomas
i just realized im really bad at english and that makes no fucking sense, but trust me you can move dirt easily with crates+large cart
Xavier Gonzalez
Correct
Luis Green
What the fuck do you expect to happen now that you've said it so specifically?
Justin Carter
What if I told you it was reverse psychology to make you dam the river?
Andrew Reed
this, we should make a huge dirt mountain and build some bridges, then make the fucking colossus statues there
Levi Harris
Whatever you say, boss.
Leo Baker
Remove all water from the town, the gods have spoken
Jose Ross
What? I've dumped dirt 40 units at a time by taking 3 dirt from the pile, dropping them as a pile then just dragging the dirt from my cart inventory to the pile inventory.
Keep in mind, only 100 dirt units can be on a tile a time. If you're met with 'You're not allowed to do that' you're dumping too much dirt at one time. Unless you're talking about dumping it in non-piles, then not being able to dump it in large quantities would be bullshit.
Hunter Flores
It made enough sense. Also you can combine dirt stacks into bigger stacks from the crafting menu so 100wgt of dirt doesn't take up 5 item slots.
Chase Williams
That sounds pretty sick.
Leo Flores
Is there any way to drop dirt on the ground faster than 5 or 6 at a time? I don't mean creating a pile, I want to raise the ground up.
Ryder Davis
Damn that does sound rad as fuck
Liam Scott
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Logan Russell
or build a wall across the entire and have pic related at the only entrance
Jaxson Watson
Yeah, get stronger and carry more dirt.
Aiden Myers
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Ryder Lopez
Please tell me that the server is up now. ;_;
Noah Murphy
sorry
Thomas Murphy
Still waitin'
Jacob Reed
I can tell you the server is up, but that would be lying, which is frowned upon in this establishment.
Mason Wood
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Aaron Garcia
Welp. That's my last option. Apparently my system can't handle a 64-bit OS.
Here I wanted to make beautiful orchards and reforest the decimated countrysides, town, streets, and the inside of people's houses.
Nathan Morales
You have a 32 bit processor or..?
Christian Reyes
'ere ya' go. If those are 64-bit compatible, then just fuck my shit up
Wyatt Peterson
So you just need to install 64 bit windows, try window XP 64 for better overhead. Then you can install 64 bit java.
David Robinson
acually xp 64 isn't a good idea, get 7 64
Nicholas Flores
Is serb still down? I wanted to make sexy docks. Which is to say, normal docks.
Owen Hall
Yes.
Evan Richardson
Symmetrical docks?
Carson Reed
Guess
Levi Kelly
I'm sorry
Logan Phillips
rip mecha- I mean Fitz
Nathan Baker
Just Fitz my Thist up
Sebastian Sanders
Oh lord forgive them their sins, they know naught what they did!
Ayden Anderson
More like a big long pier, really. It'd have a bit popping off for ship storage, a nice little building down the way, and a big old visitor center at the front. Also my fishery. Of course, that's too big to ever actually get properly done. So I'd start with a small, short pier and my fishery.
What happened, exactly, anyway? I can't get on but Euro hours, thanks to work.
Brody Torres
oh man, we fucked up.
Chase Evans
see
Jason Davis
God damn omnigays did this shit
Cameron Hill
I can't seem to connect to 13.92.83.205
What do I set the port to?
Kevin Thompson
the server is dead bruh
William Lopez
can i join using the official version or do i gotta use the torrent?
Nicholas Russell
They killed it, tragically, it seems.
Wyatt Hughes
You have to use the torrent and have to be using a 64x OS and have to wait for the Gods to stop being pissed at us pushing their altar into the lake so the server can come back up.
Jordan Scott
russian GM is awake
[2:54:07 AM] Leva Батькович: server down again? [2:54:39 AM] Leva Батькович: will be at pc in hour or two..
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Angel Torres
he has no idea what he has to fix yet
Jordan Sanchez
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Christopher Ortiz
Someone doesn't sound happy. He must just be waking up.
Hunter Reed
Let's fucking keep it that way. We need that statue, the gods are now our meal ticket.
Cooper Bailey
yeah but, that's what he has to fix
Cameron Butler
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Jaxon Edwards
[3:12:33 AM] Michael: This is why I don't like humans.
okay 2nd GM knows now also.
Charles Collins
You guys just had to push it into the fucking ocean, didn't you?
Leo Lewis
The effects of destroying the Altar of Three are as documented on September, 21st 2009. These were learned from the results of a bug, and may be subject to future changes:
A server-wide event message : The Altar of Three has fallen! A new era begins! Removal of the ability to become a WL priest or champion by using the White Light. The Freedom method of using a priest with high faith (40+) to convert a follower with 30 faith to a priest was still possible. All WL priests, champions, and followers with faith had their faith halved. This effectively removes all current WL champions. Destruction of all WL altars currently on the map. Stone and wood altars could be rebuilt, gold and silver could be blessed and were functional after the WL destruction. Faith could be regained.
Tyler Watson
Why is he angry at humans? He should be angry at autism.
Henry Martin
If anyone asks I was in the mines making grindstones and jerking off
Luke Carter
How come every online general Holla Forums makes, we always fuck shit up in those games?
Christopher Gomez
thank fuck, i want to play also what is brosmouth lacking? forestry shit?
Dylan Johnson
Skype chat has gone quiet , im scared fam will daddy fix it?
Jason Price
Whos giant pile is in front of ther Trump 2016 when you leave the front gate, that shit has gotta go. At least the part blocking the view
John Gray
dont think thats the same, cause there is mechanics ingame for Black light dudes to damage the White light and vice versa like one of the spells every priest gets is Break Altar
To be able to destroy the black or white main altar it is imperative that the following requirements are met :
Enough followers of your faith with high faith. (Confirmed by Rolf, 5000 faith) Enough followers of your faith at the altar. (Unknown, 20-40 followers?) Someone who can cast the spell or through the use of the right artifact.
However since none of these requirements were met at the BL side it was not possible to destroy the WL altar in beta. It is unknown what would happen to the world of Wurm if a main altar were to be destroyed.
Elijah Green
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Ryan Flores
Is also a giant eyesore.
Liam Reyes
It won't work on 32 bit, tested it on a sony vaio with 32 bit.
Samuel Martin
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Henry Roberts
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Zachary Flores
For some reason this ordeal reminded me of this scene from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Jackson Walker
I haven't jacked off in three days because i was playing this game
Juan Allen
[3:27:24 AM] Michael: One of the former admins had a plan to build temples around the altars to make the areas look more interesting. That is why I never did anything other than simply check their default placement area and clear some trees.Whenever I am able to, I'll put the altar(s) on land and disable movement.
Aaron Nguyen
Just reading this, is there any reason we're not becoming a plague spreading civilization and infecting the rest of the world other than we have a guard tower?
im HOTS priest with 50 Faith Fungus spell is broken and Mycelium isnt spreading it dies to grass as fast as it spawns near Hots towers
Jace Allen
God dammit.
Luke Thompson
all God's Ritual Spells are broken also, it has to do with this being a custom Hybrid Pve/Pvp server game doesnt like Horde and Freedom rules mixed together
Jeremiah Adams
I fucking told you guys we wouldn't be able to move the altars anymore.
Mason Torres
Ahh well that sucks. Any chance a workaround in the future you guys think?
Isaiah Hernandez
ex Libila follower here, it is impossible for libila priest to mix in Freedom Island
Justin Brooks
PANIC
Evan Hill
multible staff members over the months have tryed to fix it and failed, last i heard one of the GMs say is they need the offical game devs to fix it
Justin Bennett
Alright then, thanks for the info
James Morris
"Well it's not letting me do anything, so masay wil have to solve this when he gets home. I wanted to restart it quickly before leaving but my time is up and I have to go =) Bye!"
you fucking niggers
Zachary Thomas
Fuck Michael
And fuck this guy god damnit
Xavier Jenkins
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Ryan Martin
D-did someone show them the video?
Camden Powell
Michael's kind of a faggot.
Michael Scott
same guy i just forgot to copy paste the timestamp and name, was the next line he wrote after
James Ortiz
Well his mind was made up before he watched it.
Cooper Miller
people literally said Holla Forums in global chat the other day, what do you think?
Asher Jenkins
Someone's fucking retarded.
It sounds like he doesn't like us
Owen Jones
Michael is an admin or some shit, isn't he.
Luis Perry
yeah, one dude was stoked yas passed through "windwaker valley" guess thats his place
Noah Lopez
He's got the right idea, seems chill
Ayden Smith
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MASSIVE FAGGOTS AND ALL WHILE I WAS ASLEEP
Gavin Powell
yeah Michael=PownstarGM pretty sure he is the dude paying for server hosting
Charles Watson
Oh shit it's happening.
Jonathan Martin
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOUR AUTISM WASN'T GREAT ENOUGH TO STOP THIS.
Hunter Turner
Couldn't imagine running an alt on a game like this, that'd be some weapon grade autism.
Daniel Rodriguez
such things user, such beautiful things
Luke Kelly
And he had to be retarded.
God damnit.
Matthew Parker
I really, honestly don't know what you expected.
Caleb Turner
We did what we had to do user
Luis Nelson
It's very common, especially for this server. I saw one dude who has literally 4 alts, each one with a subsequent number after his name.
I don't really know what you'd even do with that many alts. The only reason I could ever see to have an alt is to make it a dedicated priest.
Henry Martin
Doing it for a priest is fine, all you have to do is pray five times a day.
Hudson Lopez
Don't try and justify what you did, you fucking retard.
Zachary Ross
so we need a new server?
Alexander Bailey
yeah for priests you need 7 characters to hold a fucking sermon so i just keep them logged out infront of the altar for my priest, they changed it so you dont need to anymore thank christ
Luke Howard
No, jesus christ, fucking wait you impatient faggots. Holy shit. Can you just act like a calm, rational person for five goddamn minutes?
Logan Miller
I see, haven't really looked into faith things yet.
Parker Johnson
it's been hours
Joshua Russell
i would actually like to start over because of the clusterfuck layout of our village
Oliver Barnes
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Nicholas Wright
the admins gonna fix it later today but he's at work or something
Blake Parker
they literally just wokeup/found out about it less than 30mins ago and one dude said fuck this and went to work, other dude said its gonna be 2hours before he gets home to his pc
Tyler Reyes
Quite sperging out then, jesus. It's not like the guys who did it had any idea what was going to happen.
This is equally retarded
Noah Stewart
No, fuck you, after all the shit we've done? "Our" village, I bet you're one of those fags that showed up today.
Brody Morgan
Do you really think there's any other pirated servers? This one's our only option, because I doubt more than a few people own an actual copy of Unlimited.
Henry Allen
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James Ward
chill man, go chop some RL trees down to cool off
Nathan Cruz
How much is it and what needs to be done to host?
Josiah Sanchez
shady sharpshooter with 40 bowyery say that to my face nigga
Austin Foster
You can't do anything to things that are deep underwater, what do you mean they had no idea what was going to happen? At best, they fuck the altar over and sink it into the sea. There was never a good outcome to this.
Caleb Wood
I own it. I'd host my own server for 8ch if I could figure out how to open it up to the pirated client.
Jackson Sanders
Autism?
Jaxson Scott
I actually like the way it looks. Even if it's all over the place there's value in the spontaneity of it.
A perfectly planned town might be easy to navigate but it lacks character that can only be found in our autism slums.
Julian Cruz
what did he mean by this
Jack Lopez
i know some of you niggers arent thinking what i think your thinking..right?
Nathaniel Lopez
We just have to bulldoze everything, or create a new district that has some rules for building shit
Tyler Nelson
he's not wrong
Brayden Diaz
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE
Ethan Sullivan
Brosmouth is the most natural and beautiful thing on the server. It was fostered and grown organically.
Dylan White
fuck me, let me play for like an hour before killing it again plz
Michael Morris
Why dont you try to build a house? It takes a long time and we would lose more than a few people if we had to start over>>9570684
I have a copy aswell, it seems though that the game needs to be cracked though for pirated copies to join a server
Aaron Martin
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Josiah Price
Pretty sure that's what they wanted to do, not saying it wasnt a bad idea, just that their intent wasnt to fuck over everyone in the village.
You're not wrong though. People just need to relax a bit, not make seperate chat channels when they go off to do dumb shit. I honestly had no clue this was going on until the crash.
Isaac Allen
yeah and it turned out to look like a abortion at best
Evan Gomez
It's the most powerful tool of all
Brandon Cook
NEW RULE: NO DROWNING GODS or stealing them
John Parker
GM tools to fix it, i figured would have to do a rollback to a previous save cause GM#1 said he couldnt reboot the server it was fucked. not the fucking actual act of pushing it into the ocean
Benjamin Collins
I bet your house looks like shit.
Christopher Russell
Leaving soon?
Oliver Scott
alright faggots
When the server comes back up, we need to check to see if the altar is movable in its new location. If it is, what are we going to do?
Nothing.
That is, for a few days. We let it chill, we lay low. The last thing we need is the ire of the admins or the rest of the players. We continue as is, pretend it doesn't exist, let it all blow over.
And then, after a few days, we start pushing it towards Brosmouth.
Jason Nguyen
we need to build a wall
Matthew Morris
come and check it out ya dingus
nah ill stick with you broanons, it's just sad how the village looks
Aaron Evans
To you. A lot of people like the town and I would hate it if we changed it now. Build another town with other likeminded people if you want to.
Thomas Sanchez
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Juan Campbell
oh boy are we going to have a fun time explaining this to everyone when the servers are back up.
Jordan Garcia
Honestly, I encourage this.
Brosmouth is great but it's pretty crowded. I think it'd be interesting to see more rival villages pop up.
Evan Perry
Well once we get it cleaned up, people finish/remove shit left over, I think a shitload better at least.
Connor Moore
It's been less than a week, you stupid nigger.
Samuel Nelson
yeah, half our ability to do major projects pls :(
Ayden Ramirez
You may think it looks like a clusterfuck but if you gave a damn about your neighbors you'd realize that every single one of them carved out their own idea of a comfy retreat into the side of a formerly tree-covered mountainside that coalesced into the sprawling town we have now. They put their time and effort into making something that they thought would be worthwhile to the town of Brosmouth and the people that lived in it. Sure, it may not be symmetrical or level but it has character. You can't put that kind of genuine feel into a shitty pre-planned grid style city where every fuck has a 2x2 house, 1 bed, and 2 plots for a small farm.
Matthew Jones
Then go build one. I have to say though, you would only have like 1 -2 people with you.
Jonathan James
Who's Atorias
Brody Nelson
We could build one on the opposite side of the water so there is some point to using boats then maybe a bridge. Not even necessarily a whole different village, just a new district.
Alexander Cruz
Anyone have some older pictures of the town around?
Jaxson Perry
A guy to the east of us. We're separated by another settlement. He was a bro to Dragunov, apparently.
Easton Clark
Small village across the water does sound comfy.
Ayden Collins
I remember finding the plot with Burzan. The first thing we did was plop down our tents and start digging/cutting. Its amazing how far its come.
Bentley Gutierrez
I wouldn't mind adding some more gates to the wall plan.
As far as I can tell it's currently impossible for me to connect my property to the roads inside of town, despite it being located inside the town wall. Meaning I'd need access from OUTSIDE the town to be able to reach it, ergo another gate.
Hudson Morgan
Apparently he's either an autist butthurt casual, or according to one user, a decently chill guy who lives in a fort and traded some nice shit to him. Reviews vary, I havent ran across the guy yet myself
Nathaniel King
Never said I wanted to go to a splinter village. I helped found this place, I'm not going anywhere.
Hell, I made the original Wurm thread that got everyone playing to begin with.
All I'm saying is that competition is fun, and if people want to leave and make their own settlements, by all means.
Kevin Butler
Thats not a bad idea actually, we could still work together on projects and shit
Kayden Wood
Now thats just fucking darling.
James Cox
A district with no filthy pagans.
Julian Hill
Wow, that must be your house, Middry. We've come a long way in the past week.
Jaxon Johnson
just hope everyone knows how this is gonna end
Jaxson Cox
I remember trying to get wurm to work. Gave up and 12 hours later I did it again and got it to work. I got on on the 2-3 day you people started the thread. I fucking love messing around with you, niggers.
Parker Cox
Considering the fact that I've basically been poopsocking since the town was founded (And so have many other people) it's been a hell of a ride so far
God bless Brosmouth, long live the wall
Dylan White
I like the idea too. A bridge across as suggested earlier still sounds crazy. It would only be doable if we had everyone working on it, even then it would take time and patience. I'm worried about anons getting burned out.
Logan Sanders
I think the gap is too big to have a bridge to the other side be really feasible. Now, if we were to raise an island in between and make a village there…
Aiden Bell
I think we should get pretty well settled before we do that, it's a big project. I think if everyone took an a few hours every once in awhile we could make it work. Clean the town up first and shit
We just need the autism power to carry us through.
I just threw the idea out there, it's not very realistic.
It would need a considerable amount of people to be viable though, at least 4-5 to start out, ideally 10, plus the cooperation of everyone else to supply materials since the intention isn't starting out from scratch all over. Also, it would be nice if Bear let us use his ship or assisted himself, or we finished another large ship to use.
We really don't have enough dirt. I entertained the idea of making a venice-like village, but it's just so fucking much dirt, even for a single small house you'd need thousands of it.
Michael Thompson
dem feels
Jayden White
It's actually not that bad. Just make 2-3 islands and make it like pic related. Hard part is getting someone with the skill to make the bridge and getting the mats for the bridge tools.
Logan Clark
I'd happily volunteer to be a resident of a man-made island base.
Joseph Cook
Another possibility since some people are saying it would take to much dirt to raise the ocean bed
Cameron Martin
Hard part is getting the fucking tin for the bronze
Gabriel Miller
Only thing I'd've changed is building on a damn plain. Mountains are cool and all, but holy fuck is it a pain to flatten a bit of land.
Easton Edwards
I'm grinding mason and stoncutting pretty well, hit 35 before the crash
Juan Johnson
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Alexander Garcia
Raising the bed for the bridge is okay. Raising the bed for a whole village isn't feasible.
Nolan Richardson
There's a village over in that corner of the island, though. Dunno if it's got anyone in it or not, though.
Luis Lewis
Is that a challenge?
Anthony Gutierrez
How about a couple towers or something?
Jose Hughes
No it's not, what are you talking about?
Logan Carter
>NOT wanting to link to crocodile island
Cooper Brown
How about "properly planned village"-fags and bridge-fags compromise like this. We make a bridge across the bay, and on the other side we flatten everything for people to build over there. It wouldn't really be like making a seperate village sorta like Oakland to San Francisco.
Jayden Edwards
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that that's what will happen eventually
Zachary Parker
We do have enough people to do it, but you really can't get 30-40 people to go collecting and moving dirt for long enough. And if you only have 3-4 people doing it, it will take ages. Unless you just build a few small footprint buildings, that much is fine. It's just if you want, let's say, 10 buildings with a 3x3 footprint in the middle of the water, it would take way too much work.
That was the original idea
Landon Myers
i got 70 something masonry been playing a couple months before yall came, i could come by and vist and do the planning if yall serious about bridges
Colton Garcia
Also someone mentioned their ship and getting trees earlier, it might be cool to have some semi-dedicated Tree pirates who just sail around and gather shit along the coasts
Adam Jenkins
If anything, the island directly across from us looks more mountainous. I'll gladly help flatten it out, we could have a really quaint Colorado-like section of town.
Ayden Rivera
Pepper your angus
Joshua Wood
I have way too much dirt in my BSB and would like to get rid of it
Lucas Bennett
Decided to check out the character I had on Wyvern. Place I built has mostly been claimed by wildlife, but my colossus still stands.
Leo Nelson
It's a pain in the ass to level out a section to put a house on the lot. Bite me. I love the slappajack way of things, though. Planned cities are just so cold, to me.
Also, how's it feel to know that we're living in an anarcho-communist society? Or, pretty close anyway. Minus the ability to murder everyone as you want.
Luke Cooper
Feels good man, if only resources were this easy to get and gods fed me in real life.
Charles Rodriguez
COLLOSI ISLANDS
Carson Lee
How long do you think it would take for me to grind up to or past where your at? I'm aiming to become a mason full time
Brody Long
flattening is easy once you have one tile to the level you desire
Nathaniel Cook
meant for
Mason Campbell
Im willing to do that. I need a better ax from Krieger though. I put a lot of work into destroying the burch forest by the trump sign. I destroy all my stumps
Jaxson Campbell
For when I make my character is there a preferred facial hair or some shit for the village?
Samuel Thomas
pls one project at a time, this is how we never end up finishing anything
Brayden Cooper
ment for
Gavin Brooks
didnt take me that long actually, i made a few stone houses, couple floors high, made some bricks for a highway..etc it didnt really slow down at all until like 60+
Eli Foster
It's working pretty well. And it's called Brommunism, get it right.
Charles Anderson
The manlier the beard the better in my book.
Ryan Jackson
SHIT IT'S BACK
Jeremiah Kelly
SHIT IS ALIVE
Christian Long
THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP
Landon Ross
Oh shit lock and load niggers
Jace Evans
Cool. I've been making low level grindstones, improving them with decent level shards, and it's gotten me about 15 points today. Was gonna finish the wall soon, figure that will make it go by faster at the very least.
Aaron Moore
I'd prefer to coin the term "Broism", myself. The Broistic society of local Bro-party Bros
Gabriel Torres
[4:21:59 AM] Leva Батькович: remote desktop from phone is a very uncomfortable
yall niggers made some russian dude at work fix this shit from his phone hooooly shit
Nathan Sanders
Flows better yeah
Carson Hill
There are some flat areas
Henry Allen
neck yerself cunt
Gavin Campbell
I'll get to re-planting, but away from the trump stamp.
Austin Gonzalez
AW SHIT YEA
Nathaniel Morales
Russian GM confirmed the best
Josiah Lee
the whitelight moved with it
Ryan Hughes
He's not a faggot like that Michael guy
Ethan Bell
please god leave it the fuck alone
Lucas Brown
Neat. Was wondering about that.
Evan Ortiz
I'm on the MMO and this is what people do to their bridges
Dylan Rogers
ok where do i find you guys? i spawned at 'freedom'
Ethan King
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Tyler Brooks
Put a trump sign up
Dylan Perry
A Special Place
Christopher Turner
flee, before you catch the gay
Samuel Myers
...
Oliver Evans
...
Anthony Clark
end times are near, remeber
HOLD YOUR LOVED ONES CLOSE TODAY,
WHISPER IN THEIR EAR,
TELL THEM THAT YOU LOVE THEM
AND YOU’LL ALWAYS HOLD THEM DEAR.
FOR TOMORROW IS PROMISED TO NO ONE,
CAUSE A DUDE NAMED MICHAEL IS GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE REAR
Juan Allen
Goto map and it says missing image… wut
Jack Sanchez
where are you guys? my map is a 'missing image'
Parker Nelson
it's a server side issue thats being fixed
Jayden Richardson
Cancermancer I left your horse at Kriegerr's armorsmith. It was getting raped by a big buggu. It's been patched up.
Austin Gomez
Name is Razgah, heading over now.
Camden King
best to press esc and see if theres a "Live map" option at the bottom, if not just travel north east of the starter town and shimmy along the coast until you see lots of buildings near the beach
Ayden Cox
New thread is up soon, please get the OP right with the starting location and all the info that people constantly ask. Half these threads are ez questions.
Matthew Reyes
Things to include in the OP: _Nagle quick fix _wurmian.cloudapp.net/client-download/ for latest update (include the old torrent in as well in case people need it)
Brandon Allen
and the map
Brandon Gonzalez
[04:52:38] Wildkuja conquers the Yellow pillar of the hunt (lit).
what is this
Noah Turner
which way along the coast?
Lincoln Turner
PvP event with good rewards
Austin Sanchez
West
Nolan Barnes
F2
Joshua Adams
i just walked over a bridge, is trhat in the right direction?
Hudson Parker
Some dude that lives one settlement to the east. I gave him some of my Wemp harvest and he seemed a little confused.
James Thomas
observation tower guy - you should give village permissions to the build and knock out the wall with the best view
Zachary Kelly
You don't need to cross any bridge to get to us though i think i know where you are.
When I said north west at the starter town i mean this
David White
2097 / 500 area - shit load of cedar just laying around for our timber pirate.
Jordan Baker
Is it a good idea to build road sign from the starter town to our place?
Or build a landmark at least, maybe some roads that connects to the main road?
Isaiah Jackson
dude you said north east from the starter town lol
Wyatt Perez
YEAH I FOLLOWED THE NE DIRECTIONS FIRST TIME I PLAYED, ENDED UP LOST FOR AN HOUR ON THAT NE LANDMASS
FUCK YOU
Thomas Young
I've noticed that a lot of use have mustaches.
Nathaniel Scott
FUCK IM SORRY
Brandon Sanchez
IT'S CALLED A ROAD IT'S CALLED A RAINBOW ROAD.
Tyler Foster
If you guys are too lost it's better to just create a new guy and restart at the starter town
Henry Cruz
Who do I talk to to join the village?
Luke Ramirez
Just ask in the local chat, someone ought to eventually find your sorry ass.
Jose Smith
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Anthony Howard
Is this one of those 'Mysterious women in lakes distributing swords' things because I want one
Leo Rodriguez
i just walked past 'chaos systems' am i on the right track?
Nathan Thomas
The nigmobile is on its way, fam
Andrew Anderson
yeah its HOTA rewards, i got a dragon and abunch of other random ones
Jackson Peterson
ok im in a massive town now but theres no one here?
Dominic Brown
talk in local
Oliver Thomas
Ok, what the hell is a "kingdom"? Does it matter what one I choose?
Leo Turner
...
Nicholas Morales
Freedom.
So is there still a map running about? Finally got a b uilding to add to it.
Bentley Nguyen
ah i see, how do i join the guild or whatever? and what should i do exactly? i made a jewess so ideally id be doing some trading/finance stuff
personal traders are disabled on this server, can make merchants though which are NPCs that sell your crap for you
Camden Bennett
What's going with this nightmare bullshit? Did anyone else have this problem?
Adrian Hill
Name's Gassim, on me way now.
Wyatt Price
Pic didn't upload
Jackson Collins
Try turning on/off your GLSL in the compatibility tab in settings
Isaiah Evans
Setting don't open. How do you edit them outside the program, then?
Jackson Foster
Settings do open. Just alt tab.
Carter Perez
The setting file is in PlayerFiles folder in the Wurm directory, also you might wanna turn off censor_filter and mount camera too
Jack King
Yeah, that fixed it. Cheers. The name's Legs. Where are those last two setting, though?
Parker Mitchell
[07:10:26] Bro town…i will visit you..for a talk
RIP It's been swell fam
Daniel Young
noone actually expected different i hope, its a random dude's server
Joseph Taylor
post logs please im not at home
Ethan Reed
in the same text file
Oliver Stewart
He hasn't said shit yet, fam. I think he's waiting for one of us to use Global
Henry Johnson
I'd be up for that
Brandon Williams
[21:31:57] You have a moment of inspiration… [21:31:57] You create a kindling.
Hunter Davis
Cant admins see any chat they want though?
Colton Thompson
But that's the Russian guy right?
I don't actually play, I'm just here for the kek
Jayden Foster
eirwyn, if you're here you better say something we believe you to be an outsider for not know of him whose tires will allways remain warm
Juan Watson
I intend on going to the other island to settle sometime in the next hour, anyone who wants to come with me is more than welcome to do so. I will need a boat though, and maybe someone to ride it back. PM me if you're interested.
Charles Wood
have fun in zanzibarland
Jaxson Martin
Oh damn I didn't think of that, get hype
Liam Thomas
Have fun playing guys and make sure to record logs of what this admin says. And don't become a wageslave.
Robert Green
Also fuck you idiots for doing this on the one day I have to work and can't be at home biting my nails and hanging with you fags while awaiting judgement.
Noah Robinson
any update, did he start talking yet
Ethan Roberts
No idea. I'm off for the next day.
Connor Foster
I think he cucked himself when nobody responded. It'll probably happen later when some autist responds to him in global.
Events are as follows: >[07:04:09] so who pushed altar to water? >[07:10:26] Bro town…i will visit you..for a talk
Samuel Long
no one responded to him this whole time?
Josiah Harris
yeah
Julian Nguyen
...
Oliver Nelson
Just claim no one looked at global lol.
Brody Fisher
I actually have that shit closed
Jaxon Morales
To be fair, hardly anyone does.
Isaac Rogers
Is the statue still pushable?
Henry Brown
Inb4 some autist goes to test this out and kill the server again.
Connor Wright
>[08:58:22] SO, Hello wurmians >[08:58:34] i came with event >[08:58:53] just for this village
Carter Stewart
yall niggas best get ready, hes about to spawn test the new endgame content on your ass
Ryan Reed
>[08:59:22] please ready armour and weapons >[08:59:38] as rift creatures will like to devour you >[08:59:48] in a 5 minutes
Tyler Hernandez
This admin knows how to keep autist happy. Imagine if this happened to a bunch of kids.
Ryder Brooks
>[09:00:22] not rift - just its creatures >[09:00:38] then it will be lowest of them >[09:01:01] please >[09:02:14] 3 beasts and one ogre maybe?
William Cook
WE'RE GOING TO DIE TODAY LADS
Jace Roberts
umm. so its bad moment to ask where the village is?
Jace Collins
How many autist do you exactly have in the village at the moment?
Nolan Carter
Meanwhile I'm stuck with this faggot
Kevin Rodriguez
It will be over before I get there
Good luck faggots
Gavin Thompson
You guys should take the ship back to Brosmouth
Andrew Cooper
Also remember to tell the admin to hold it back while reinforcement comes so that there'll be more for the slaughter.
Jayden James
Ok so:
I'm going to head back out there soon and set some buildings up to ward it off hopefully. This ain't the end of Zanzibarland yet.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Good luck, i will just go there to retrive my tent, as a random pass byer
Christopher Jackson
>[09:13:00] Mayor here? >[09:13:36] You Fought great, >[09:14:01] Trenhal stand near token please >[09:14:54] as you fought good, i grant you prize in amount of 15 silvers
Jayden Nelson
Turns out GM bro was a pretty good guy.
Nicholas Harris
Is this real life?
Kevin Bailey
Did all of you die?
Joshua Peterson
We must spar and train for greater trials ahead.
Jason Anderson
uhm, can i join your colony ?
Chase Lee
Just a couple
Gavin James
check this friend
Adam Gray
Nah, nigga. Only 3 of us died and we took down two demon dogs from satan's urethra
Henry Russell
No only 4 people died
Grayson Adams
This is like me asking a bunch of PKK fighters how did the fight against ISIS went all over again lol.
Isaac Baker
If you have the autism to make the treck you are more than welcome.
Mason Nelson
I kinda wish he spawned the orge
Ayden Morgan
We killed two in exchange for four. Not bad.
Owen Ramirez
pic of the carnage in case you wanna include in the next OP
Josiah Wilson
That nigga seem to know what he's doing.
Isaiah Walker
...
Ethan Moore
he's just a crazy old man
Juan Flores
Or a peasant.
Nicholas White
See now I just saw some skinny white guys attacking us
Christian Reyes
That is terrifying in its own way.
Luke Williams
Old man ain't the one having the halberd unless he has 4 arms mate.
Chase Taylor
shit, you're right
Brayden Gomez
Can the knights put their packs on the horse?
Caleb Scott
sadly not yet, im sure someone has suggested it to the offical devs, would be cool
Easton Wright
worry
Camden James
Holy shit the stab and slap part is hilarious. As far as I know my melee, aren't mauls a specialist weapon?
Are you the village weapon master user?
Josiah Price
In wurm mauls are used to deal more damage to plate users, spears deal damage more to people on mount.
Logan Jackson
Shit, for PVE should I really go two handed axes or something? Hoping that by killing faster, I will take less damage than sword and board?
Leo Thompson
Damn, I had leave for some other shit, but I'll come back to properly train my autism later.
Nolan Adams
I'm the nigger that makes all of your god damn nails
Andrew Ramirez
ive always heard you want 2handed weapons to even touch things like dragons,unqiue spawns..etc
Oliver Myers
you faggots pushed it into the sea again, right?
Ayden Moore
I think they put a wall around it
Nathan Baker
nah. fuck, I was too close to the fence to finish it
Lincoln Bell
...
Christian James
Why do you say that?
Liam Harris
Zanzibarland lives.
Jackson Evans
Does this mean you're giving someone your old land?
Eli Bailey
Wish you guys luck
Owen Turner
I'm willing to but I wanna set up here first. If someone wants it they can have the old cafe when I build my new house.
Easton Johnson
Seriously?
Jose Brooks
So I just started this up and I'm trying to find you guys now. My map is pic related so I'm going to do it based on a map in this thread.
Am I missing something? I used the torrent in OP. Is there a way to scale up the UI? And its free lock by holding both mouse buttons?
Jason Morgan
Just need to use left mouse for that, you can bind a key to "toggle mouselook" too to avoid that.
Ayden Hall
how long does it take to get set up in this game? i was in the mines for a bit earlier but then i realised i already wasted 50 hours of my life hitting rocks in ark, is there more to do than that?
Liam Stewart
Way more, you shouldn't have to mine unless you WANT to. I never mined anything.
Chase Barnes
>[10:58:20] "So what's the deal with this PvE Event?" Stay tuned for a surprise announcement later today! (Don't worry, it's all good!)
Dylan Cook
Follow this map newfriend
Brody Reyes
Holy shit go kill some mobs, you dont have to mine rocks for 50 hours unless you want to sell high QL rocks
Jeremiah Johnson
WHOO ZANZIBARLAND
Sail over and see how we're doing anytime, anons of Brosmouth
Lincoln Miller
i tried to fight a boar and it raped me
Mason Taylor
Fuck, accidentally finalized a 1x1 house plan and now I can't build the home I wanted.
James Taylor
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Ryan Allen
You can when the server restarts I think
Kayden Cook
a chicken would've raped you
Hudson Lewis
Reminder that we have begun colonizing the other island as ZANZIBARLAND. Come be a part of history, and stake your claim.
Caleb Roberts
boar is for lv 45 fighting
Consult this page to see which mob is appropriate at your level. Also fight hens at lv 1 fighting wurmpedia.com/index.php/Animal
Andrew Scott
2335 / 375 - I didn't get that oak.
Brayden Bailey
Can you mark it on the map?
Ryder Wilson
I'm going to sleep now, maybe in the morning
Asher Torres
does anyone have the famed install for 32 bit?
Evan Carter
Anyone making a new thread?
Benjamin Jackson
when this one hits page 13 or more
Tyler Jenkins
ded
Thomas Cooper
Did the server just crash on us?
Did we go too deep?
Adam Ortiz
did server died?
Brody Robinson
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Easton Cooper
Rip in pizzas server
2016-2016
Jonathan Hughes
Everything is dead.
Brandon Barnes
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Matthew Scott
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Jaxson Perry
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Landon Gomez
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Jackson Diaz
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Nathaniel Anderson
What would be a good spot for a Archery Range (at least 25 tiles long)?
Thomas Rivera
Just use one of the streets.
Jordan Walker
DON'T TOY WITH ME LIKE THIS VIDEOGAMES
Zachary Young
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Alexander Gray
too short, plus - anons walking around shiet i need dedicated archery "streets"
Jeremiah Hughes
FUCK
Chase Watson
I'm sure you can find one worth using. Every street is designated catapulting street.
Henry Hernandez
Do we still need a fuckton of dirt down by the water by the way? Because I've got nothing better to do and may as well pretend to be a dumper driver driving dirt around for the day.
Dominic Lopez
If you need a bed you can rent it on the bird in the hole inn, only 25 iron
1 copper is 100 iron
We also sell hot meals for 5 iron!
Christian Phillips
Dude, what the fuck. I just made lunch, got all comfy and shit, and then you fags kill the server again.
Jason Myers
Its back up
Hunter Cox
AYO HOL UP THE SERVER'S BACK UP AND SHEIT
Adrian Sullivan
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Jack Collins
No idea where the fuck it left me but that's nice it refilled my thirst and hunger.
Joseph Fisher
where the fuck am i
Caleb Walker
video game
Dominic Jones
I'm still at where the altar is
Ian Moore
I'm new to the game and im trying to make a cart but somehow i keep getting unfinished small wheel when crafting
Nathan Martin
There's additional crafting items that you need to add to the unfinished wheel. Get them, craft them with the unfinished wheel and then it will be done.
Bentley Cruz
yes nigger, add the wheel to the crafting window and it'll tell you the materials needed for it
also can someone tell me where the fuck do i go? im at lava spider forest
Nicholas Bailey
Which lava spider forest?
Jaxon Watson
hang on i'm logging back in to pick you up wait by the statue or the shore
Charles Baker
Hope this is just me lagging, not the server dying again
Angel Ramirez
Is the server down again?
Jackson Sanchez
here we go again
Christopher Lee
Oh, no, it's dying, assholes.
Owen Bailey
No, this is death.
Christian Wright
Goddamn, i've been trying to do a single task for hours now. The server is listed as having 92% uptime aswell. I guarantee that it's shitting itself due to us, somehow, someway.
Isaiah Fisher
did the server crash again
Samuel Martin
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Joshua Peterson
...
Hunter Collins
fucking rip, and i still cant find the way home ;_;
Lincoln Torres
My house door wont open FUUUUCK CRASH
Ethan Torres
new serb when
Juan Bennett
either /vteleport or go back to the altar and head east from there, then follow the shore home
Ryder Smith
And here I was running away from 4 black bears on my horse, and then the server crashes. Rip me and my horse.
James Ross
I've written up an updated OP for the next thread if the server keeps going down we might need to abandon ship and find one that can actually handle an influx of 50+ people
Nolan Murphy
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Kayden Cook
What's the port? Or do I leave it blank?
Eli Wilson
Leave it blank.
Easton Sanchez
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
John Bennett
Same one as the one in Refugee Camp
Josiah Mitchell
Ah fuck, forgot I removed mine to get a clean default config. You can bully me.
Angel Peterson
Blank should work. I've just left it on the original, 3724.
Bentley Murphy
Share that info again if you can, I will do my part.
Austin Evans
its back
Josiah Morales
i did
Jason Gutierrez
OR YOU FAGGOTS CAN ACTUALLY TAKE THE FUCKING TIME NOW TO CHANGE YOUR FUCKING GAMESETTINGS.TXT
SEARCH FOR USE_NAGLES_ALGORITHM CHANGE IT TO TRUE
Noah Diaz
Go to your gamesettings.txt located in your PlayerFiles. Change use_nagles_algorithm to true. This fixes the server.
Just fucking do it. JUST FUCKING DO IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE
PUT THIS IN THE FUCKING OP NEXT TIME JESUS CHRIST
Jose Evans
Serb is kill
What does it do you fucking nigger
Landon Watson
Collects several messages to the server into one when sending them, easing the servers workload a little.
Robert Thomas
OP for next thread Let's play some fucking Wurm UnlimitedThe fledgling town of Brosmouth is looking for new people. We currently have about 25+ members and are witnessing the start of booming industry.Best of all, it's completely free. No level restrictions, plus boosted rates compared to Wurm Online. 4x Action speed, and 4x Skill gain speed.'''Old client:''' kat.cr/wurm-unlimited-wrc-03-23-2016-t12305659.html'''Torrent Hash:''' 29a20ee9d5960d3fe1aafc1e42134c8e64aa1276==BACK UP YOUR PLAYERFILES AND SMARTSTEAMEMU FOLDERS BEFORE UPDATING THE CLIENT==if you've played before you will '''lose''' your character if you don't'''New client:''' mega.nz/#!CFhzyTwA!9iODdZa5ICE1k9xsnZ7q8oMlzoUCHGz87StMlVkOEas'''Torrent Hash:''' 700bbcc83d0abdda15c072c7d53779becc9ffec6Auto-updater: wurmian.cloudapp.net/upd.zip==MAKE SURE TO EDIT YOUR GAMESETTINGS.TXT==Wurm Unlimited\WurmLauncher\PlayerFiles\configs\defaultChange==use_nagles_algorithm from false to true==chat_censor from true to false'''IP Address:''' 13.92.83.205additional server info: wurmian.cloudapp.net/Start on 'Freedom', you will spawn in The Liberty.We have settled on F2 - Position 2250, 650. Q: "I don't know how to play! What do I do?"A: wurmpedia.com/index.php/Main_PageQ: "But how do I-"A: wurmpedia.com/index.php/Main_PageQ: "Yeah but-"A: wurmpedia.com/index.php/Main_Page
Jordan Sullivan
And, in case folks don't know why they should do it, it compacts the traffic sent to the server, also possibly by the server. I'm not sure how it's set up on their end.
There's a static amount of data that gets included with every packet regardless of how much or little content it has, and this conglomerates them together to not waste as much bandwidth and packet processing.
Or, you know, if you're retarded, it's like sending your grandma a letter and putting every sentence in its own envelope. Shit's going to suck in post and shit's going to suck in opening and reading it is going to suck in reading. And if your grandma's stupid she'll send you back in the exact same format because she'll think it's all the rage and doesn't know any better.
Blake Rodriguez
try heading west
Andrew Johnson
DO THIS
Jayden Garcia
Since wood is pretty far away, mind setting up an exchange for wood instead for us none miners?
Owen Evans
iron is a currency dingus not iron lumps
Gavin White
The guys from Brosmouth are freaking fast, 5 hours ago their colony was just a clear land overran by bears
Isaac Nelson
Zanzibar?
What does it look like now
Noah Nelson
Autism does that.
Carter Nelson
how do you get currency
Elijah Kelly
Kill anything, the tougher the more money
You should kill things within 3 levels of your fighting though to get max gains
Sebastian Green
a few houses under contruction, and a farm btw i spot the bear on the otherside of the bank.
Cameron Cooper
There is now a supply bin filled with bricks and mortar for constructing stone houses in the plaza of Brosmouth. It would be nice especially in regards to the colony if they were used.
Jace Williams
Did the server just go down again?
Mason Collins
Do you guys use any channel on this game for talking? Or a discord?
Colton Lewis
No but it's suffering. People really need to enable naglesalgorithm.
Kayden Collins
No we don't use discord
Benjamin Evans
we got village chat nigga
Zachary Martin
i hope you nerds spoonfeed me, i'm gonna play this for the first time
Jackson Smith
Big tips for all new players:
press H for built in wiki press N for all available recipes
Blake Richardson
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Jonathan Hughes
Stop crashing the server you autists.
Gavin Reed
N is really useful, use it like a nigger
Dylan Torres
but we didnt do anything
Ian Russell
What's the chat channel? I am lost
Jace Jones
I found this place called Zdupczyn. I went west and north but not finding Brosmouth. I did find a giant pillar of light in the sky…
Brayden Carter
Did you follow the river?
Julian Parker
Some user did this a while ago, use it to find us.
Angel Thompson
where's the clay's at?
Blake Collins
I know exactly where I am now.
Jayden Lewis
...
Nolan Jones
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Dominic Turner
i'm going to you fags, i'm at charm currently
Oliver Perez
Here's Brosmouth and her colonies (roughly).
Mason Watson
Aw fuck. I literally just walked past Zanzibarland while looking for a place to settle, myself
Camden Morgan
Got branded as heretic at Brosmouth. Got chased out of Zanzibarland a gew moment ago. Today is a sad day.
Aiden Sanders
HUNTING BEARS
Cameron Brown
by the way i'm called Negus and now i'm at maple crossing walking all the way to brosmouth
Michael Parker
What did you do fool.
Bentley Anderson
What did you do
And Zanzibar is a sister settlement i don't think anyone would call you a heretic
Joseph Gray
Nothing, i go near it with my cart and ask if i could setup nearby. They say it would be a problem if i do, so i go somewhere else
Gabriel Jenkins
Someone please make a new thread with the correct info this time, I'm busy atm :^)
Cooper Jackson
SO MANY BEARS
Liam Anderson
You can tame them
Luke Ross
Tame and ride them, be the bear cav
Matthew Evans
I thought to myself I thought to myself
NOT EVEN MAD
Joshua Thomas
You can always mine yourself out
Levi Moore
Oops.
Cooper Ward
build the wall
William Parker
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Joshua Roberts
you dun goofed
Landon Walker
Seriously though, better grind strength and make a maul, bruh. That's the only way other than making a tunnel or making a new character.
Thomas Baker
can't you break down the wall?
Bentley Ramirez
Okay, i'm in a huge shithole with "trump 2016" written in the background, that's sure to be you faggots. how do i become a shitzen? i can't find the town centre like some slav told me
Jackson Richardson
No worries though, I got 3 barrels with 45 water and one with 32
The future is bright, I even have a whole seed to plant, I won't go hungry either
Ayden Carter
try saying "invite me to village please" in local chat…
Jeremiah Richardson
well, it looks like you have your own little autistic ecosystem there
Angel Mitchell
You can. It just takes months to do if you have noodle arms and wooden sticks for tools.