WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING #26 WITH SEAN "YOU COUNT LIKE CBO" SPICER!"

I have this.

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Best waifu coming through

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Oh you

C'MON YOU HIKKIS, SHOW ME YOUR WAIFUS

There's white house briefing every other day as well as rallies. Are they trying to make press briefings routine so that the next president is seen as a cave nigger if he doesn't follow up?

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Nami is a quality waifu, but personally I would choose Hancock from One Piece

You're a man of patrician tastes, I see. However, I bet Nami fucks like a tiger.

What implications are you implying?

Space imperium, smh tbh fam.

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My sides. Trump never stops producing dank memes.

And she'd make you work for it. I'm partial to Hancock because of how loyal she is to just one man.

Get with the times kiddo.

buh-guh

Mod-sama fixed it for you!

incoming dump of everything captured so far.
From 3-16-17 Start

From 3-16-17 End

these briefings always happen when I'm in class or at work.
Life is suffering

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3-20-17

Don't feel bad user. You may not be able to watch live, but the butthurt of the press will be eternal. Sean is too spicy for them.

Thanks friend

3-21-17 Start

Sean "zeonfags get the gas" Spicer

3-21-17 End

oh shit forgot this one sorry its out of order anons
3-9-17

Thank you user. That's one spicy meatball

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But, user, she can't be your waifu if she's betrothed to another.

no worries hope to record more today if i'm not busy with work.

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How is it being a cuck when she's loyal to one man? Obviously if she was my waifu, it would be me she is loyal to rather than Luffy.

She's not my waifu, see

sage for double post

fuck

if

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I will post this every thread until you like it.

Why not the official WH stream?
www.whitehouse.gov/live/press-briefing-press-secretary-sean-spicer-21

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Here's a Spicy playlist:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8_4-4Wolh5Pmg9ErZqvP2cS-LtmajciM

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Will Spicer act smug when speaking about this recent bong mess due to it being caused by a raghead?

But I'm no Hikki.

Life is fucking great.

Albedo is a top qt. I'm in love with her voice, but that's because she shares the same voice actor as my waifu.

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nigger that takes you to the youtube video

smug =/= happy. Rather confirmation of your superiority over the lying media as all signs point to you being correct.

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Spice time soon! Wonder if any comments on the London terror attack ongoing?

probably the first thing he will talk about so the media doesn't call him heartless

inb4 none of those press faggots will ask him about it and just ignore the situation while asking him about how his healthcare reform might not pass because of cuckservatives 30 times.

Checked!

1hr late briefing. This will be a SPICY ONE!

its about to get super spicy this morning

1 hour late were are you getting that??

Cute waifu yourself, user. Where is she from?

im stoked for the press briefing today. judging by whats happening in london, sean might be extra spicy.

just as likely tbh

its scheduled to start in 6 minutes.

Sorry travelling and in wrong Time zone and not updated watch yet. Its on time for now.

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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER user

What do you guys think the question of the day will be?

$100 on muh russia

WE LIVE

Its on

IT'S TIME

HE'S HERE

WE HAVE VIDEO. THE SPICE IS HERE

sorry, user

ALL RISE

On spot lad

*spot on

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She's the best idol.

did he almost say londistan?

Honest mistake

PLACE YOUR BETS WHO'S GONNA HAVE TO HIT UP GOOGLE TODAY?

WHAT IS KEK TRYING TO TELL US?

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH BOYS

but that's wrong though

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Second best girl.

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not what I expected to hear from him.

God dammit, we just got another "diversity makes us strong"…

Fuck this

Thanks, bookmarked.

Now time to get Spicy

Two simple words
CHECK'EM

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wtf i hate trump now

Did I hear that right?

WIRETAPPING CONFIRMED

PRESS BTFO

good taste

Kek agrees with you brother. but fear not, It's simply PR.

Or perhaps he meant a diversity of whites.

NOTHING RELATED TO RUSSIA
INTERNAL WIRETAPS CONFIRMED

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why doesn't any ask how Spicey is doing? its his 3rd day of dealing with these jews

Son he's been dealing with them since Trump took office.

DEEP STATE GETS TYRONE DEEP IN THEIR POOPERS

meant this week

pls lad I've been up since 6pm

Is the QT temporary reporter there again?

Wasn't that the fox reporter that went on the "all Trump supporters are nazies" rant?

who? you have pic?

REVERSE CLAIM TO THE POSTER BELOW ME

P-please call on the new york times Mr Spicer

He's a big guy.

Goddamn you.

Sling Blade!!

He's gonna be okay. I'm sure he's thinking of what anime he'll watch with his waifu when he's done today!

kek

SOMEONE GAS THIS JEW BITCH ALREADY

Did it start early?

INTERESTING DOUBLE STANDARD

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Spicer should really get a gong. Whenever the kikes repeat themselves just bang it and cut their mic.

JEW CUNT ABOUT TO BE SPICED!

Do you mean Ronica Cleary? I think hope she's permanent.

EXCUSE ME ARE THEY REFERRING TO WHEN THE PRESS CONSTANTLY BROUGHT UP WIRETAPPING BEFORE TRUMP BROUGHT IT UP?

You're late

Fucking vipers.

SPICE THIS SHIT UP

I know.

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Shut the fuck down.

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Did anyone just see that?

I thought it was 1:30

CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

SHUT DOWN

These fucking people. Spicer is a fucking hero for dealing with these kikes on a daily basis.

Its the non math cunt.

oh hey it's peter on the front row

It's getting hooooooot.

I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE PRESUMPTION, YOU GUYS ARE

This bitch

(((DEEP STATE))) BTFO

FOR THE EIGHTH TIME

Please please please help me push my narrative Sean!

You hypocrite weebs.

FOR THE 8TH TIME YOU STUPID CUNT

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Journalists are an entire class of people that are retarded as a profession

==presumptions MP4=

who the fuck cares?

1 nigger

Which gud boi was that again?

Presidents can't comment on current cases can't they?
That would create bias.

She cant count!

Claimed for field work.

Can someone send me this fag's twitter? I wanna spam anime tiddies at him and see if he reacts.

Which brings up questions on whether Trump can comment on Clinton's cases.

FOR THE 8th TIME MP4

it was the "i cant breathe" guy

wew these faggots really are autistic and dont understand context

Stay mad, goon

Staten Island gud boi who got strangled by NYPD for resisting. He was morbidly obese, so the tactic that is non-lethal on healthy people managed to kill him.

SPICER DOUBLE TRIPS
SPICER FOR SAINTHOOD, ALL IN FAVOR VOTE AYE

AYE

Fuck spicer is a good press secretary.

AYE

AAAYYYEEE!

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HOLY FUCK CHECKED!
Good work user.

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PODESTA NAMEDROPPED

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AYE

YOU WILL NEVER GET THOSE 10 DOLLARS BACK

AYE!

AYEEE

PIAZZA PARTY PODESTA BTFO!!!

Oh shit Spicer is going HARD on this question

CLINTON BTFO

Aye

I WILL LET THESE NUMBERS SPEAK FOR ME

Jesus he called Clinton the fuck out.

KEKEK!

SPICED! THE WHOLE ROOM WAS SPICED!

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Jesus Christ stop fiddling with the cable buddy

Late, but just in time for a skype question! Spicy.

He calling in from the moon? Christ that call quality.

Another reason to never use Skype, folks

wtf is this guy saying?

Fix your audio John

I hate this fucking guy's face.

FUCK MY EARS

skype is such bullshit

SKYPE FAGGOT UNDER WATER!

Streaming to you live from a turn of the century Blackberry.

@Jordanfabian
Don't forget pic related

I think he said your waifu is shit lad.

Good one, saved!

We really need to compile a list of all the Skype ins. So we can call in too.

HE LOVES YOU user

(((CLINTON FOUNDATION))) BTFO

Did someone send out a purple memo? I looked up and caught at least 3 women in purple in the room.

The numbers say you're a massive faggot

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Thanks user.

Now that's a proper nig reporter.
Not a cunt.

WE'RE GOING TO GET IT DONE

GAP SWEATER NIGGER!

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Temp reporter spotted

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Is it just me, or is Spicer's suit fitting better today?

"Yes. Next."

Fucking spiced.

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THIS (((JONATHAN))) WANKER AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHA

There is Plan A and Plan A.

We're gonna get this done

HOLY SHIT

Who is this cunt?

PETER BTFO!

fucking destroyed

Checked.

Slapped that bong faggot around.

look whos there

SPICED

OUT-FUCKING SKILLED

JOHN YOU'RE FUCKING UP BOI

==TWO FOR ONCE SPICE SPECIAL MP4's

That user that posted all those marble statues is a national treasure. I wish I could make a high quality marble figure of my waifu

(heil'd)
I saw that one too. He did stand out with those foreskin sucking lips.

Checked.
Kek blessing all the Juden call outs with dubs today, I see

FUCCCK MY RED TEXT NO

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the spice must flow

I told you niggers about the endless questions about the bill

HE'S GROWING STRONGER

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WHERE IS PAJEET?

A solid "yes" on tax reform this year. Fuck yes boys

in the back

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savage

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Asuka had a hard life

Those dubs dont lie

Mistook a feminist march for scared cattle on the way in and got stuck on the other side.

Are these people on the same intellectual level as kindergarteners?

Sleepy Chink in back again.

I thought that was pretty patronizing too.

That fucking fly from yesterday is still there.

Lower, kindergartners can understand basic ideas like that its rude to interrupt people

just you

i don't think Pygmalion ended too well

GOOD JOB Z MP4

This guy always wears ties that are too long.

It probably rides in on Pajeet everyday.

Spicer lifts for sure.

muh
RUSSIANS

He's a big guy.

Jonathan has been added to the list.

theyre not even being subtle at this point

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an adversary of the united states

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For who

Funny how these kikes go full McCarthyism when it comes to russia, but full diversity when it comes to gommunism.

The balls on this faggot. He expects us to forget 10 fucking minutes ago the rant Sean went on about Hillary and Russia. Fuck these kikes.

THANK YOU SEAN

THANK YOU SEAN

Thank you Sean

AND HE NEVER WOULD BE MISSED

UUUU

They are still on the case for the Russian narrative.

Trump did get help, by anonymous Russian shitposters on social media. But he didn't ask for that.

THANK YOU, SEAN

Then it is settled. Henceforth he shall be known as
SAINT SEAN SPICER

This guy must be a tad retarded, right?

JAM IT

What are they going to do when Trump meets with Putin and Russia becomes a formal ally?

kek

Have you ever been so fat even your voice is sagging to the floor

They're scared.

The Spicy Saint.

Failed (((Deep State))) coup.

Kill themselves.

They actually let people read the bill, unlike the fucking (((TPP)))

Difference is, lugenpresse and crew are pointing out everytime a Trump staffer was in the same room as a Russian, whereas McCarthy was actually right.

What terror attack happened? Where is the Holla Forums thread?

good job EU/UK 0 days since last terror attack

And we go back to the shit questions

CHECKED

Here

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Here

I want to believe he just saw the marble statues I sent him.

Here

clickity clack snappity snap gotta lynch those uppity blacks

Checking those double trips

If Russia was communist, they wouldn't be commenting.

WELL JEFF

[Mechanical Keyboard]

Sorry my bad, I probably linked to a fucked thread.

Go with these:

well jeff

kek, got a cap?

I'm very astonished. How the hell did a press briefing become this popular?

Spicer's getting fucking SASSY.

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JEFF SILLY QUESTIONS!

JEFF IS MESS

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lol. I just walked in here you dumb shit!

JEFF IS A BIG FAT MESS

When people woke up.

Because nobody has ever seen a Press Officer kick the living shit out of smug kikes on a daily basis.

JEFF IS A WASTE

yeah here

ooo he said fake president

We're doing Iron man numbers

Spicy.

Shut the fuck up PETER

Fake president? Spice reads out tons of shit.

YEAH THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THIS GOVERNMENT WORKING ON BEHALF OF A FOREIGN NATION
THEY'RE CALLED JEWS

Hold on fucker.

They're gonna regret going down this road.

HOLD ON PETER

I watch because it lets me watch a lying, manipulative press get BTFO on a near daily basis on a national level.

it's like they don't understand Trump just waits for them to open the doors.

THESE

How about we talk about AIPAC

Give them hell Spicer!

This post deserves quints

Checked.
Considering how many times they've fallen and continue to fall into the 'cover a scandal and accidentally give Trump press coverage on a positive accomplishment' trap…..no, they don't understand.

Holy shit they're actually going down this road. They're giving Trump the keys.

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One of the few Greek myths with a happy ending. Waifus are justice.
greeka.com/greece-myths/pygmalion-galatea.htm
In Ovid's narrative, Pygmalion was a Cypriot sculptor who carved a woman out of ivory. According to Ovid, after seeing the Propoetides he was "not interested in women",[1] but his statue was so beautiful and realistic that he fell in love with it.

In time, Aphrodite's festival day came, and Pygmalion made offerings at the altar of Aphrodite. There, too scared to admit his desire, he quietly wished for a bride who would be "the living likeness of my ivory girl." When he returned home, he kissed his ivory statue, and found that its lips felt warm. He kissed it again, and found that the ivory had lost its hardness. Aphrodite had granted Pygmalion's wish.

Pygmalion married the ivory sculpture changed to a woman under Aphrodite's blessing. In Ovid's narrative, they had a daughter, Paphos, from whom the city's name is derived.

In some versions Paphos was a son, and they also had a daughter, Metharme.[2]

HAPPILY EVER AFTER
FOREVER EVER

THE PRESIDENT'S TWEETS STAND FOR THEMSELVES

This question.

LOL…OBAMA CONFIRMED BAD AND SICK GUY!

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IF HE DIDN'T WHY WOULD HE POST IT

"I think the presidents tweets stands for themselvs"

Yes, yes they do, and he should fucking keep doing it. Obviously it causes an extreme case of asspain.

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I don't know, can you READ?

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I'M GONNA CUT YOU OFF THERE

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The press are covered with misshapen ugly (((people))…I'm sure most of them are jews.

MUH GLOBAL WARMING THO

There is my favorite sleepy chink cunt! I claim her!

Most? More like all of them. Except the token niggers that have to be there. However, they probably work for the jews anyways

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW, STOP ASKING

oh boy more skype

What did that last guy talk about?

TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED

Maybe the niggers are halfsie jews….

kek wills it

Louisiana in the house.

Why the fuck do they stream over wireless?

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Very possible. Never underestimate the yid

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this bitch seems like such a valley girl

Would I have better luck pretending to be a legitimate journalist to get a skype question or convince Sean to take questions from goncerned citizens?

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Perhaps stop building below sea level.

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You let her out for sharing faggot!

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Just put up a simple blog, paste news on it, hang custom flags with your 'news' name on your walls, and apply to join as a journalist.
Can't be that hard to make it, seems like everyone and their dog makes it onto skype during these briefings.

Holy shit a reasonable question?

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The wall is a military necessity. You can't hold up the defense department for long.

Does anyone else get the feeling like he purposely avoids anyone who shouts out his name before he's done answering?

for those who want to find out… who does kek bless with:

MEXICO

THANK YOU SEAN

NO, NOT AT ALL

BYE SEAN

THANK YOU SEAN

Pinned kikes to walls! Confirmed for new game 2017!

That is something people who own a shitload of land worry about. To be fair, his question was better than most of the others about "muh russia" or asking Sean to predict the future.

WE LOVE YOU SEAN
GREAT WORK

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MP4 Recap for today

This week has already given us so many Spicy Spicer moments, and it's only Wednesday.

Well, back to Gorsuch stream.

On Friday will you do a "most spicy moments of the week"?

I posted this above (sorry for double post). It looks like someone already does it.
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8_4-4Wolh5Pmg9ErZqvP2cS-LtmajciM

This cunt sure doesn't like it when her master gets spied on by C-SPAN cameras.

I second this, he def should

well fuck wrong thread. whatever kek.

You have a webm when he talked about wiretapping?

inbeeb. Nice, btw.

I always really wanted to like that shit, but it's so looooooooooong and worse than DBZ at lollygagging (and loligagging when Sugar's around)
I basically just wait til the end of an arc and only watch the last 10 or so.

I feel like even the times he chooses are trolls.
If y'all at class so are the cucks that might send these dodos bad Q's on the sly.

NOW YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TOO FAR

Can we please meme this fucker into an early a long-overdue grave?

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sorry lads i am camping out on friday won't be able to watch it
but its looks like some one does See:

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Also, there's the problem of those injuns. The mexishits never messed with those border injuns specifically because of this possibility.
I keep trying to meme a pardon for Leonard Peltier but it just ain't taking. Putting out all 15+year sentenced injuns to get'em to agree to eminent would be a good tradeoff IMO.

who let king of pol in here? WHO LET THAT FUCKING MANLET IN?!?

CM has always been a little bit of a split. Same endgoal of ending 'the west' and capitalism though. Pre-CMs are pro-gun and anti-fag-within-our-own-borders.
so yeh, not 100% a hypocrisy. Practically every libtard hates the socialist worker's party because they quietly push out feminists and don't believe in 'rape culture' for one example. http:// www.newstatesman.com/laurie-penny/2013/01/laurie-penny-what-does-swps-way-dealing-sexual-assault-allegations-tell-us-abou archive.is/eRvH1
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/mar/12/swp-rape-implosion-why-i-care archive.is/RpmRG
victortoils.wordpress.com/2013/03/13/the-swp-and-womens-oppression-a-brief-history-of-failure/ archive.is/wAKTO

my #1 waifu has always been bretty oldschool. Mostly the same qualities as Han-to-cock, but a meteor-dropping phoenix-firing succubus to boot. so I guess Hancock fused with fujitora and sabo, jej
Despite dressing like a clownish ho, excessively loyal and loves kids. unfortunately for them as she could snap their damn necks. I also can't actually think of another character not already afflicted with 'baby rabies' that loves kids so much. lol, she becomes a teacher at the end Personality is kinda similar to Ryoko on Tenchi if anyone's seen that, but without being a lazy drunkard. in fact bonds with the standard beefy warrior guy over determination and honour Meanwhile the christy preacher bitch is a duplicitous little shit who just kinda forces her way into the party.
Man, I miss Game Arts, they were a real waifu factory. Except for that one. But it was a bit intentional for the contrast.
Lemina is also pretty bad, intentionally. Very ((()))ish. Funny as hell though.

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What the fuck is this bullshit? Fucking feminist postmodernest whores disrespecting the man and his statue.

Domains: Cooking(spice) and Record(for the)/accurate scribing

What the fuck is that thing

AYE

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