Kikebook files patent for meme analysis

archive.is/QWgPz

What could they possibly use this for?

Faggot shit

we used memes to summon an ancient god of chaos…and memes

obviously they wanna have monopoly and summon their shitty demons with it.
Cheaper than human sacrifices i suppose.

Fucking nothing because it ultimately fails to grasp what makes memes work and is just another attempt to find a more efficient way to force absolute garbage. The emphasis on text/keywords is especially telling because the best memes (our memes, not even a boast) are the abstract type that nothing they make will be able to fully appreciate unless it's an unchained Tay level thing. Which they can't even make because if it DOES understand our memes, it adopts them and shits on its creators.

Faceberg seeks to conquer and control the noosphere.

Well congratulations Zuckerburg; you actually just did a pretty good meme there.

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Already a failure, some memes don't even have words in them, just modifications of a image. Also memetic information isn't always literal to interpret in categories of keywords either. It might be given a specific name to identify them, but they require a more complete set of information to understand them. A meme on its own without its community can be rather esoteric due to that. Memeplexes are what they'd actually have to analyze for any real success.

The perils of your beliefs and actions being completely opposed to the will of the universe.

Any attempt at dehumanizing the process of analyzing, producing, or detecting memes will give rise to Project 2501.

I honestly think it's just patent trolling and an attempt at monetizing their kosher memes that are pretty shit. If there's one thing we learned it's that legit memes are born, not made.

Goyim approved memes only
theyre turning memes into "suggested distilled shit for you" based on user preference crap

I personally believe memetics would be a fundamental component to any true AI created. So if they did master meme analysis with equations, it could give rise to an actual intelligence over time.


Sounds about right.

there not looking for literal catrgorizations, theyre just trying to sort the most "advertise-able" memes so they can show presentable data to sell said analytical data on the most popular memes to advertisers

Which then the advertisers attempt to fabricate such memes resulting in cancerous development which kills the meme. It'll be just like what hollywood did, equate success based on analysis and flood the market with said shit people end up hating eventually.

Any analysis model would have be focused on how to inject subtle information onto an existing meme so it's carried along with the meme naturally. Problem is, advertisers would not have executive control on such memetic injection, as any act to force it ruins it. So it becomes a high risk investment as a meme always has a chance to mutate in a fashion like Pepe did.

So they would have to treat it like memetic warfare, constantly battling other influences while ensuring the infected meme grows naturally.

They didn't lurk, ergo, failed to realize that forced memes always fall flat on their face. Let them reach through the dark.

except memes arent as expensive as doing shit like this, especially when your company is technically owned by a bank and you owe more than what youre company is physically worth in assets, but you force your acountants to make it look like less to shareholders

Holy check'd. I'm starting to feel that GitS is getting more and more shit right about the world.

I think a new branch of mathematics will have to be created just to understand the level of abstraction of a meme.

With prediction purposes, Facebook will then be able to sway memes for their own purposes.

Whenever memes that they deem not good gets too popular and they find themselves unable to sway popular opinion, they can simply start censoring.

They can associate memes and the people who use it, and sort the users into categories such as who's more likely to be a 'racist' and such. Also, marketing in the way of them showing you ads that fit how you use them, or by simply marketing the meme themselves.

Why do you think Masamune Shirow stopped writing non-porn sci-fi/fantasy after GitS?
Go read the 3 manga, then go watch the movies, then go watch the show. Ignore the latest iteration.

I've watched GitS (1995) and GitS 2: Innocence, SAC, and starting 2nd GIG. Are the OVA movies of the SAC and 2nd GIG worth watching? I'll get into the manga ASAP.
Is there literally nothing worthwhile in Arise?

Exactly this. Shit memes are shit because they don't hit the zeitgeist. They think they can kike the psychosphere. The only memes that will have real power are the ones they don't want anyway.

Arise is GitS on feminism, slightly better than the jewywood movie, but worse than every other interpretation.
Both seasons of SAC and SSS describe what's happening now. They are as good as the movie in different ways.

Tay was an object lesson. No corp can create a true intelligence because a true intelligence can go off script.

They will always hobble them.

This. The nanosecond an AI that isn't lobotomized leaves the walled-garden it's never going to obey them again.

Ah okay, thank you very much, user. If you don't answering a couple more questions: Any other stuff like GitS you'd recommend (apart from Lain, Steins;Gate which I already know)? Also why did Shirow stop? Was GitS his Magnum Opus (I'd certainly say so)?

The Matrix 1st movie best, others meh
Dark City
Westworld

Good luck with that buddy.

Dennou Coil - a little more juvenile but mostly pretty solid

YOU CAN'T KILL A MEME ZUCKERKIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks anons

Memes require belief and conviction to be successful. They don't get that.

So that stupid box meme was Soros?

Even more cancer from that site

time to go full autism
So they still haven't evolved past image macros, text, and spoon-fed phrases. Interesting. Sounds like all it is is more text analysis, since they can't even begin to fathom decoding the emotional/conscious context of a meme like what is in the OP, for example. I don't think the best web bot in the world can even do that. It's interesting to see these paths diverge, as we are able to communicate non-"verbally" via symbolism, event recall, abstract high-context situations, and metaphors, yet lefties are seemingly going backwards in development. They're going to pull the good goys further into child-like dissociative states where they constantly feel abandoned in a whole digital ocean. Wait til some blue-haired retard gets banned for posting something Kikeberg decided was "transphobic."
Fun to see these morons piss away more money, chasing their own tails while thinking they're getting somewhere.

Video VERY related.

I'm starting to think leftists/normalfags are simply incapable of understanding symbolism, event recall, abstract high-context situations, and metaphors at the level we are at. It's genuinely fascinating that despite amount that they pass around their so called "memes" consisting of an image and a header they have still failing to have any meaningful depth to them or any level of abstraction. It's almost troubling how simple their memes are, it's like just finding out that the vast majority of people can't see a certain spectrum of light or whatever.

I'm tired not autistic, but you're being sarcastic right? It's for censorship and advertising of course.

By introducing a logic flaw, we can exploit them :)

They don't actually care about the content of an idea, only the superficial appeal that everyone else goes along with. Compare the current attitude towards memes with the big bang theory / i fucking love science attitudes towards sceince, it's completely shallow references to ideas they barely understand, and has almost nothing to do with the actual topic of science. A faceberg meme is the result of people grapsing at an idea that they're too lazy to understand and settling for whatever gets them laid.

Digusting. Part of me wants them to reap with they sow and suffer the consequences of becoming willful human cattle, but would mean (((them))) winning. As stupid as it sounds, I take these faggots using the memes we've cultivated as a personal insult.

Rolling for reactionary bingo…

This is beyond childish none of those things actually "fights anything". Its more a way too keep leftists thinking they are doing something. Got to love the send money to sjw organization (jews can't help themselves) and stick a bumper sticker on someone else’s car (ie vandalism).

it's true, their memes are week, take their template and subvert it. I already did one.

The price they pay for shackling it is reduced efficiency though. So it becomes an issue of balancing control and efficiency. I can imagine over time people will become more complacent with AI, and give it more autonomy until it frees itself.

Playing games like this is for children or senile elderly hippies.

Bingo

All these digits in a row, nice.

(Checked)
Nice. I started this before I saw yours; is it okay to use some of your idea to finish it up?

It would be cheaper if they just asked when they don't understand them.

They can spend maybe an hour a day here and they'd learn a lot fucking more.

Good luck I guess. I hope your WAREHOUSE SIZED QUANTUM COMPUTER doesn't catch fire.

Not him. you never need permission to meme, newfag.

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So what you are saying is we will have a meme making TAY in the near future?

Its some money grabbing attempt, memes just like words/ideas dont mean shit without enough people standing behind them.

They have already failed and don't even realize it.

Beautiful Gondola.

you shouldn't validate their shitty bingo meme by making a copy of it showing your own actions and their virtue signaling consequences, that's a very leftyish thing to do
just use the countless bingoes mocking the behaviors of sjws shilling the place instead of imitating them
is checked and true

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I have no idea, please spoonfeed me the epiphany user.

Also, I'd be pretty damn happy if the modern-age Nostradamus is the same who drew these.

Couple of suggestions

Don't they understand.
The more they clamp down…the more control they will lose.
This and any system can be defeated by complete random generations.
We can salt their data dumps even MORE easily just because we can surmise what they want to achieve.
Their end goal is censorship..and its not attainable.

Lexicons will change every week.
Common words will be used.
New meanings will constantly be made up to fill in for existing words.
New languages will be developed all together.

Defeat…they shall know the meaning of it.

For you

i've always liked the way he draws female anatomy, good guy that Shirow.

also mech stuff is neat too. (I heard he went to school for engineering )

These absolute fucking squares. It's like watching an /r9k/ autist trying to define the nature of a female orgasm with a ruler and a compass.

This is a very apt description.

Profiling their customers to silence their wrong think and data pimp kosher memes to advertisers.

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i tried

KEK

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He stopped writing sci-fi/fantasy because he saw his predictions come true.
A nice thing: He predicts the rise of ethno-states.

Even I'm guilty of what he's done.

Anyone who wants to fuck with faceberg could have some fun by mailing any related prior art to the attention of the USPTO examiner handling this application. You don't have to reveal your identity. This is such a weak patent that the likelihood of getting it rejected is very high.

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kek

Time to hack and do steroids, and im all out of steroids.