Orcfu, Thread II

Post about your orcfu, or maybe other /tg/ waifus.

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Anyone have a pic that says something like "Around orcs ready your forks?"

But green booty is love. Green booty is life.

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>>>/vp/
don't comback porngoon

You should've posted this from the start, OP.

Fucking amateur.

exhentai.org/g/728735/873225e10a/

Good. The more you hate, the more attention this thread gets.

Orcs will never be as cute.

No, but they're kinda kinky in my eyes.

so, any bets on how long 'till these threads die?

They'll recede and come back in a slightly different guise, just like elf threads and other rejects banned from /tg/ for spam and shit taste
most people who cry this desperately for attention understand the concept of diminishing returns

Isn't that why we're all on 8ch anyway?

what threads banned from /tg/ haven't come here?

VIDEO GAMES

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What about ogres?

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can you wait a fucking week or something?

make it more Holla Forums related op, somthing like, ok faggots whats your dream game about you and your orcifu

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So a goblin?

American anons send me a gun, suicide by hanging won't do this justice…

dump in coming from tumblr

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Boner killer.

A goblin is fine too.

How is that Styx: Master of Shadows game anyway?

wait on their heads or their carpet? I'm not getting your complain. i got no picture to express my confusion.

Here you go user.

Grind against that dirty pussy.

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want her like this?

Um… wtf?

I need source on this. Reverse image search just gives pictures of fat guys.

Just find a burly Russian woman ffs

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orc is worst monster girl

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Oh.

Okay.

Neat, too bad I already deleted that character because fuck shamans.


I love goblins, that styx game looked pretty clunky but I heard it was a pretty neato stealth game

All of those tumblr orcs look kinda off. Something not right about them.

I think they're pretty cute overall.
Could be the fact that they're from tumblr.

Not really. I guess it is the fact the features are all the same kinda disturbing.

Well, almost all Asian people look generally the same to me.
Call it a species' marker.

You know I figured that out of all places tumblr would make good orcs. I think they look good.

Why would you think that?

Pathetic. Go post your pig-faced abominations on tumblr, where they'll be accepted. But if you're gonna make an image-dump thread post cute girls or fuck off faggots.

Yeah. There are good looking orc girls. But some of the ones here are .. pretty garbage to be honest.

It's pretty good.
The combat is shit but it's a stealth game so that doesn't really matter.

they have a tendency to draw characters fatter and bigger round noses. a stereotype I know but it seems to pop up quite often.

i'm a harem fag to, an orcifu with elf and zebra twinks

Spiders don't know that they're ugly, they still fuck. Horses don't know that they're stupid, they still fuck. Snakes don't know that they're scary, they still fuck.

They're all attracted to each other even if they don't know how ugly or stupid or scary they are.

They're mentally defective from a human perspective.

I know the orc is all three of these things, because I have the capacity to know unlike the other animals, but there's a golden rule that still applies.

Do you know what this rule is?

But snakes aren't scary.

have you played of orcs and men

but orks are genderless fungi

Well you're no fun guy yourself.

You saying I can't fuck a toadstool?
I take that as a challenge.

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yeah lurking and waiting for it

That is the most dog harem ever… You'd just want to kill yourself after 1 day of that.

you could have called my harem shit, faggoty, retarded, or anything just as bad or worse, but you use dog, ok

The way Brad Rigney paints them curvy monster women is something else, man…

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fug u sage

Other thread is still alive, right? I can see it on catalog but can't access it, it says me the page I'm looking for can't be found, why?

don't know? it hit it's bump limit

8ch's falling apart (again)
got to yell at Ron to fix HW's shit

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Sometimes it's a good idea to open your christmas presents early.

You didn't have to say that much, we would've known just from the noses

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Nope. How necessary is it?

Can you fuck off and take your green nigger fetishism with you?

Shut your whore mouth

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And then die in a ditch somewhere.

WORD

Surrounded by corpses of sissy elf boys. Definitely worth it

Raped elfbois that were then butchered, butchered elfbois that were then raped, or just elfbois that were butchered?

Found it,
xhamster.com/movies/4229103/bizarre_pierced_fuck.html

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Because I see it and I just say "Woof".

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just more proof shi/tg/uys all need to get fucking banned

Artist is Incase, if you were wondering. He does a good shortstack halfling hentai comic.

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I'd rather ban your ass, elfboy. The orcs will be later

Oh, I know all about incase's goblins. I want to get better at drawing just so I can draw slutty goblins like he does.

Fuck off Holla Forums I don't give a shit about porn on a fucking imageboard, I care about the fact that you're constantly shitposting and never talk about videogames.

inb4 "here is literally one post about a videogame so that makes a thread of 100 replies worth it for 1 post of pseudo-videogame discussion"

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I could think of a lot more entertaining things to do to elfboi ass than banning it.

Fuck off Holla Forums

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Shi/tg/uys everyone

Holla Forums, everyone

You should be quoting OP then since he's the one saying its shi/tg/uy posting first.

You literally just said all of Holla Forums throws tantrums over degeneracy like you.

Stop engaging the sagey mcshitposter.

I literally said that Holla Forums throws tantrums you inbred fucking shi/tg/uy

Someone had best post more goblins to drown it out then.

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Done.

I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE goblins. I have for years now, ever since fucking WoW cataclysm. Thank you guys for this dump, I know I can just find Incase's art but still, rekindled my love for short green sluts.

Styx is the bestest.

I'd post my folder but some of them might not be up to your standards and also porn dumps are not allowed last I checked

They are literally posting pictures from tumblr and typing like SJWs do you thing your pics will make things worse??

Man up or fuck off.

tumblr's good for artists to post their porn, I'll give it that. Porn and nothing else. Not sure what you mean by "typing like SJWs" though.

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You're quite fucked up in the head if you don't understand that friendo. Don't worry some people just don't make it.

Well, did you mean that they were using lingo that SJWs commonly use? Or that they're typing style was reminiscent of the style used by SJWs? And you didn't even post examples. I don't recall seeing any "shitlords" or "pissbabies" being thrown around in this thread, though I might have missed them.

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But don't get them pregnant when they are at their prime. Or else they will all get saggy

Elfus are superior

Superior sluts, maybe.

Fuck man, why cant Nips take it easy with futa and lolis for once and make some green chicks?

Jap's are faggots.

Superior in every way, mongrel.

Superior at being shit then.

Learn to draw and make the waifus you want to see


Only the dark ones

Only for fucking but I guess it's nothing else

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Although, orcs can b e far more better sluts than elves, so…

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I need a drawfag, stat

It was a dark night that one… it went like this:
We were expected to purge the clerigy of a heretical cathedral; five of us, the most wretched, corrupted, bloodthirsty lot Asmodeus could put together against unnarmed priests and civilians; most of us had doubt, everyone but him. Known only as William, once a proud spirit of the forest turned evil by the means of black magic, carrying his enchanted halberd and wearing heavy armor, around 12 inches tall, a joke of a killing machine.

Five people, orcs, drows and warforged went in, only the pixie came out laughing.
Since then, I never fuck with a pixie, you never know how much of a monster they truly are.
This actually happened in a D&D campaign I was in just a week ago

HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

I don't know how to feel about this.

That's pretty neat. I've been wondering how to build a fun melee fairy for the next campaign I play in if I ever get the chance to play again. Though I'd probably go with a paladin since I like being a good guy.

edge chronicles was neato when i was a lil nigga

There was one in the last orc thread.

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Look for Morbi.

Looks disgusting.
Piercings in general are for degenerates.

Wow, it's 2016 and everything and you're just going to say that like I can't even you shitlord

how do you like your orcifu anons? dumb, savage, green humans with tusks, whats your ideal orcifu?

Needs to have muscle, sweat and rape on it.
No scat though

oh, the question goes for the monster races to

Bro.

If she had hair she'd be hot in a slutty degenerate goth sort of way


why the fuck would you let it progress that far without amputation jesus

Orcs gotta be fit.

Goblins gotta be thick.

wow that guy has a small leg, is he wearing thighighs?

remove snek

I got a really weird boner. Thanks user.

never mess with venomous sneks

Incase he was wondering?

There are vidya orcs, too, retards.

Seriously get >>>/out/

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I swear that if I ever learn to draw I'll draw some sexy green ladies.

In intellect, in class, in knowledge, in magical power, in tactics, in architecture, in culture, in skills of all kind.
Superior at everything that has any worth.
That also means superior in sex.

all chinks prove otherwise

watching JAV, they seem to have the most creative kinks.

Creativity =/= Superiority. That's like saying furfags are superior to vanilla.

I draw things.
I drew these things
What do you need drawn?

Elves are only good for dicking

if Elves were the superior race they'd be the dominant one in every fantasy setting, but usually they have their dicks up their ass the entire time and get consigned to disappearing from the world or going into hiding because dwindling numbers

>new fluff

So elves are white people?

Minus the innovation

If you're talking Tolkien elves then yeah, pretty much.

who's the artist for the second picture?

I didn't say that. your inferior eyes and small ears are decieving you.
However, knowing what you are doing generally helps in being good at something.


Of what use is human fiction to me?
Not to mention, you are not top dogs in all settings either.
As for where the elves are going… to realms beyond your imagining.


Coming from toasters that were fooled by a galactic giant fart cloud into loosing their souls/selves and culture…

At least we were so good at sex we ripped reality a new one.

Yeah well i don't see the eldars killing off C'tan then the old ones too.

and also


Plus that's dark eldars m8, which has a two way hate highway towards eldars, and counts as an another race if you didn't know.
Also slaanesh a shit.

Well that is why you punch holes in it just in case before you punch it's hole if you know waht I mean

IS THAT SOME HERESY I HEAR?

Meant for

quality Holla Forums

uuh… the artist please?

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IDs are enabled on this thread m8

a qt buff orc waifu just like that one you pointed out

its still a mystery.

thats my fault, i was jerking it to that chubby furfag timby when i decided, fuck it, i'll get my orc pics from here

and you're still a different person

Are there any games with romancible/waifuable non-humans?
I know I have a shit fetish, but at least I'm not gay.

i remember seeing a monster girl/boy farm game being made, don't know what happened to it

sure.
WIP

I see you've posted the censored versions of some of his work. Allow me to rectify that.

I shouldn't be attracted but I am. all healers should have some cute lingerie.

Etheross is the most hit and miss artist for me, along with Nezumi. One one hand, dem cloacas, but on the other hand, dem cloacas.

I thought that was Nezumi for a second.

BUT WHY

I don't find him hit-and-miss so much as I find his images conflicting. I've never had his cloacae go too far for my taste, but to have an otherwise really good image marred by the snakes means I can never decide whether to save it.


Maybe some rich fuck commissions huge amounts of it, like the macro StarFox guy.

'Tis the cost of being a furscalefag.
One weird turn deserves another in the world of fetish. Until then, have some Guoh. Everyone likes Guoh.

i like zaggatar monster girls and zebra boys

Zag draws really wiry bodies. Still pretty good though, that gecko girl is top-tier.
also das gay

Do you got a tumblr or something man? I like your stuff.

Elf-fu forever

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Ok, not at EVERYTHING everything compared to Astartes.
But you're not really human, are you? You don't count.

That's worse than gay.

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this is an orc/goblin thread tho

I do but I haven't posted anything there in quite a long time. I got completely burned out last October and still haven't really recovered.

Gee user, your tastes sure cant be more boring but damn if you arent trying! then again humans with green skin and sharp teeth arent _that_ much different anyway but atleast it's not generic elfwu n.931 yet again

trash fetishes belong in the trash can, put it back where you found it from and wash your hands with soap

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Orcs and Goblins look human enough though:
Is nope.exe tier

you were implying that orcs and elves are too human-like

Well.. elves are bit as they pretty much just humans with pointy ears and sure i admit orcs/goblins are pretty human too BUT atleast they have more than one change going on.

Not that i have that much against Xenos, it's mostly the completely alien heads not the body with them that throws me out.

some elves may be just humans with long ears but most that i've seen are quite different, they're more slender and have longer faces than your average human

Yeah but that's only because with those settings humans are deliberately more burly.
It's not like real world isnt full of tall slender boys'n girls.

i've never seen anyone who looks like an elf in a non-fantasy setting

You dont go out much? There's plenty of people who "look like" elves but then again that depends on what you think elves look like.

Sure 2meter tall people who are both slender and graceful are rare but hollywood fantasy movies are full of real humans playing elves with pointed plastic ears which seems to be the most common type of "elf" if you ask your average pleb about how they should look like.

>she's my cousin

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No.

No internet jokes.

Only real life.

that 2nd pic is cute as hell

weremole just does cute stuff.

I'll have to look him up. I like his designs.

danielolsen.co/

here have some robotrap

Day 20 of the expedition: Although we've been in Orc territory for over a week, we've neither seen hide nor hair of these mysterious, savage peoples.

(s)he has a deviantart page, a tumblr where all the lewd stuff goes that I forgot the name of. Pic related are some of the deliveries I got, minus two more. Really I'm surprised; these were all by chance.

Noice.

people may look elvish but never have i seen anyone who legit look like an elf (excluding the knife ears of course)

sage for off-topic. just dumping the rest of these because they're neat.

site, please don't randomly remove images

You Merican?

With all those growth hormones giving your women manjaws and wide shoulders it's no surprise. Here in Eastern Yoropoorland there's plenty of women who look… elvish so to speak or maybe it'd be more accurate to say they look like actual women. :^)

Mein bad

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Incest is wrong, folks.

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Could be worse, could be shitskin incest instead.

i'm Finnish

they look a little bit like elves but i could tell them from actual elves if they existed

Well… maybe Finns arent that "elvish" because of their unique heritage. :^)

Cool JoJos.

fuck off

nah, the lileath one is just a summoner, while the LILF is actually a lich using illusion to pose as someone that isn't a horrible undead. But her shadow gives it away.

i still see a lot of foreigners on the streets, they don't look like elves either

I'd more readily go for the black skeleton. At least you know what you're going for. It's like girls and makeup.

Yeah it's a huge shock that sandnigs and nigs dont look like elves at all. (:

Well yeah but I think the player characters would know something was up if they were hired by the lich defeat the very same lich.

kebabs aren't the only foreigners that i mean, even the white people like the Swedish don't look like elves

LILF = Lich i'd like to fuck?

Yep.

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"Ah, Lord Stuffinghen?"
"Yes, Mr. Mores?"
"What do orcs look like again?"
"Tall, green, and dangerous, my boy."
"uh-huh. And what is the, uh, protocol when we find one?"
"Try not to startle it, and report back to me."
"Right… Lord Stuffinghen?"
"Yes?"
"I found one."

I wonder what happens when you startle an orc.

They startle your dick.

uuh…

did you reply to me by accident or is this a reference that i'm not getting?

an accident.

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she's a very stealthy big girl

Chromatophores are a fantastic evolutionary boon.

Larger feet mean larger stealthy footsteps. It's basic science, user.

Riff Raff and Magenta, the early years.

Guy with huge feet here, it actually does work like this in some cases, considering my tendency to accidentally sneak up on people despite being 6'3" and not exactly trying to be quiet. Seems like it comes from bigger feet distributing the force of legs striking downward/body weight being pulled by gravity over a larger area than smaller feet would, thereby producing less noise due to lesser force on any given point of the floor being hit.

And if you want to put actual effort into sneaking, learning how to roll your ankles when you walk and having the foot meet the floor gradually from heel to toe, rather than keeping them straight-aligned and mashing the foot down as a flat plane helps immensely for noise and vibration reduction. If I do that, it's nearly-silent and doesn't make any wooden floors vibrate unless I fuck up and lose balance, which when combined with the lowered noise production of large feet that distribute impact force over a larger area allows for surprising sneakiness. I didn't even figure out how to do it consciously either, I just walked that way by default as a kid because I was a massive faggot, and it didn't do me any favors since I tripped constantly from catching my shoes on shit and even broke an arm doing so.

A huge orc girl who both has large feet and naturally/through learning how to be stealthy has relaxed ankle motion in her gait when being sneaky could feasibly sneak up on someone, at least from an audio and vibration-based standpoint.

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Who let this clown in here?

I'm taller, and I find my big feel make more sounds more than manlet feet do.


Could you have been more sloppy with your MS paint there user?

It doesn't even look good, sloppy or not.

Wrong one.

So I've been doing some time on oblivion and this thread has essentially convinced me I should make a qt Ork character with the Guts bodyset.

So is there any advice on what kind of Tattoos she should have? I can edit dds files and essentially put anything I want on her. I'm still earning how to work stuff so I'm still pretty new and shit with Blender so I'm doing all of it on Gimp And though there's a lot of tribal tattoo mods I still feel like I could make something pretty original. Any ideas?

For example of what I'm capable of I made a skin file for my Moonshadow Elf and I gave her subtle heart pupils on her eyes and a lower loin tattoo of a heart like you see in the hentai.

I have a folder for all of my characters and all of them have a varied set of tattoos and peculiarity's

I should add I'm willing to share some of my skins but I use non-vanilla races and some high res dds skins and I don't remember where I got them.

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moar pls love me some elfboi boipussy gettin pounded by orc cock

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these are rare to find though

I remember you! You hung out on /tg/ and did a little impromptu comic about a knight and an orc!

We miss you.

Its a fucking crime too. You'd figure there'd be plenty

Inspired by this and the previous thread, I decided to make an orc girl in Soulcalibur V.
Now I need a decent program to screenshot my CFW PS3.

You're doing God's work, son.

A green-skinned female Conan or Zula… interesting

And this is the result. I just started Soul Calibur and I already spent hours in this autistic character creator.
Pretty sure there's more unlockable gear,so I'll have to actually play. Good god I can pirate DLC.
I also did an skeleton girl and I will do a muscular goblin girl because goblins ITT were hot.


My god. I'll try that.

Also, SoulCalibur V is incredibly disappointing. I wanted something like Chronicles of the Sword. This game fucking lacks content, a lot.

fug, I get commissions all the time and its such a shame

Wanting brocolli-skins
Ewww

spoiler that garbage, fucking hell

/tg/ misses me, or you miss me? because I recall people feeling terribly iffy about what I was doing.
Either way, I feel bad for simply dropping the whole thing. I got completely burned out, basically stopped drawing altogether.

looks like they kind of uglied up Ibuki

I've never seen this knight/orc comic; is it ul'd anywhere?

It wasn't really a comic. Just me taking a long string of related requests in a fashion that absolutely did not resemble a quest in any way.

Here's a fair chunk of it–completely unintelligible without the accompanying posts, but I wouldn't know where to find those.

Well, I miss you, at least. But I don't blame you for being put-off by the spastic faggots who can't keep their jimmies unrustled in the presence of something that looks like a quest.

Also, page one.

very cute

Who knows, maybe I'll go and highjack another /tg/ thread, then. After all, it didn't get me banned last time.
More on topic: in the name of scientific inquiry, a thorough physical must be performed.

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is that last one a goblin or an orc? it looks really short.

I meant first one, I suck dick.

I saved her into my goblin folder. She looks like an Orc/Dwarf hybrid but lets not go into semantics here.

The name is exiled warrior and the author is nezu nezu

I was going to say that. That was probably the artist's intention.
Now that I think about it, we've heard of half-elves and half-orcs, but are half-dwarves a thing in any universe?

Half Dwarves are in D&D, but they never became as popular as half-elves or half-orcs. The Dark Sun setting has the Mul, half dwarf and human race, as one of their player races.

I think one of the main reasons is if you hybridize dwarfs with any of the other 'good' races you either need to make the dwarves taller like their more human counterparts ending up with just muscle manlet humans or you make the dwarves thinner like their more human counterparts which just turns them into halflings. You traditionally don't mix them with the 'evil races' like, usually, orcs, so dwarcs(?) are relatively rare.

how about monkey-girls?

Go make your own thread.

stop being mean, monky girls are /tg/ and the thread's about to hit bump limit anyway

I know he can shapeshift, but come on.

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Ork?