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b'u'm'p
I can't even buy that skin
I just woke from a dream that I was reking Don Cheadle's face for betraying me in some sort of organized crime movie set-up.
Weird. lol
I suck dicks
Welma is obviously still(mentally) in the game.
Sling that herb.
Wut.
Imma make him an offer he can't refuse... GOD DAMN IT DON CHEADLE!!!!
^^^^^^^^ an exerpt from the future Welma biopic
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Imma make him an offer he can't refuse... GOD DAMN IT DON CHEADLE!!!!
^^^^^^^^ an exerpt from the future Welma biopic
WOW GOOD JOB Holla Forums,. PROUD OF YOU
What an IDIOT!
oh, right.
Yeah, I dunno what's up with that. Maybe I'm overdue to watch Lock-stock soon or something.
I don't play MOBAs.
I don't play twitch shooters.
I don't use video/image editing software.
Would it make sense buying a (somewhat) expensive mouse at all?
Please do asap. Its a neat movie. That and snatch.
Just fucking buy it.
No need to justify it other than "I want it,"
seriously, you are pretty shallow if you have to convinve yourself and need reasons to buy something you want.
βγo(^β½^)oγβ
I know. Seen em both too many times as it is though. I'm just really sick of watching stuff more than once.
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Oh I see heh. Nothing wrong with a little Richie-athon.
I ought watch some vintage movies soon.
You know.
The classics
Should I get a 6700K and three Fury Xes along with a HTC Vive, a G29 with a H-pattern shifter and a hydraulic handbrake and also a racing seat?
How vintage?
It doesn't make sense.
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You are asking the wrong person with regasrds to tech stuff.
Just get the "best" one. Or the one you want most.
Casablanca and Gone with the wind vintage.
Just those movies.
You know.
the classics...
I feel its something I ought do before I go straight up ded
OOPS
#JustTokaiThings
Do what you gotta do.
i can make a vocaroo of me counting down from one hundred in my michael fassbender voice and you can play that while you masturbate if you like
oh that's loco
hi loco
No it makes all the sense πΈ
I had to look up michael fassbender
hi
That's like $4000 worth of stuff tho.
hi
i would slap you if I could
Why???
You know I'd like it
IT MAKES NO SENSE
My things are great
ehh no
You can't read modern hieroglyphs because youre not adult enough
Yesterday when you posted that put a donk on it song it reminded me of this.
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I can read them thank you very much..
michael fassbender is a god. if you don't have sexy pictures of him on your door like
what the fuck are you doing.
also you better not enjoy it missy or daddy will be very very angry
Then what does this mean?
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I don't have any pictures or posters on my walls or doors...
And .///. @ that last line holy moly
okay here i found an asmr for you
Bicep moon pants, obviously
Quite frankly, my dear I don't give a ham
Obviously get what
It means "fightme"
Strong.. moon.. pants?
Reach for the moon you pantsu-on-head-retard.
Duh.
Wow this was basic stuff and you failed
hah this is a nice one, less meme but more vibe
I don't like rednecks..
wat
i was just playing. how are you this sensitive to lewd sentences.
it's kind of cute. very cute. so cute it makes me want to write lewd sentences at you and tease you
wait why did I embed that
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What did it mean?
No idea, but all this talk of these old 'n' gold songs got me listening to scooter.
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I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW
It just happens sometimes x///x
ur adorable
i'm bbl. have fun thinking about guys grabbing your hair and forcing you to choke on their girthy cocks.
always hardcore!!
2far
welp
that feel tho ;~;
Fight me
But do I got the grit to go through with it... who knows.
Any plans/ideas on yours?
That makes even less sense than the first one.
I want a xenomorph and a baphomet at least. Not sure if I want the xeno queen or to make it an ouroboros yet though.
I'm kinda concerned about how both of those are heavy black, so maybe make the baph like psychedelic colors or something iunno. Also I don't think my forearms are like big enough so I might do it split between both so when I put them together you get the full image going along with the duality theme of the baph.
Googles how tall are you?
Thats fucking sweet as fuck... A fucking XENO
lol
Currently thinking a snake coiled around the arm(forearm to upper arm) and have it trying to bite at something... not sure what... thinking a heard or something.... then around the arm everywhere else little things dotted around... like i dunno...
but snaek
That's pretty neato. What kind of snake? Like super colorful or like a desert asp for more neutral?
There's just so many things to think about which is the nerve-wracking part about it imo
wha wha wee wha
rogl
Thats what I am trying to decide now. Its the thing thats making me "argh" hah, torn between tropical colourful or like anaconda black style. Damn.
Its so much pressure xD
When are you thinking you'll pull the trigger and get the ball rolling?
Pretty sure I'm gonna try to do one of them for my bday present to myself in a few months. That pressure tho. Not sure if I'm mentally prepared yet lol
I got excited because I thought I woke up in time to catch George for once.
I would preferabbly have it done by years end.
I just need to up my research xD
WEEB TEAM TATTOO TC REVEAL
lol right?
let's do this^^
It is wednesday dudes
BOOSH! no compromises
we're metal
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total brutals
Yes. The wait for direct deposit begins^^
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What are your Wednesday levels at right now my dude?
All of my this.
It's a curse.
That's a boy.
B4 u find out the girl you like is a lesbian
after you find out shes a lesbiana
The feels of digging a lesbian chick arent fun
Something like
BROOOOOTAL
stop lurking
I don't care so much about that. The situation just makes me wonder why all the cool-ass chicks are lesbos :/
I might ask the one from work out for dinner anyway just to hang out with her.
It's not Wednesday til you wake up to Bard posting about Wednesday on Facebook and Holla Forums
My dudes
Jesus my ears
Its happened fuckign twice here my dude
Rip my balls
Cool as hell chicks though
what are your area lesbians like?
i must masturbate and shitpost constantly
*spanks*
Are you turned on yet?
Like any other lesbians probably?
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The only lesbian I can remember meeting here is this chick that works at the Archives and used to be in the military. You'd think I'd have met more living in California tbh
AT THE SAME TIME
Anyone here able to shoop somethiing?I've got a requeSTD
Now call me daddy or something
Honestly would assume California is like 40% fags to be tbh.
everybody's watching...
Oh well maybe next wednesday then my dude.
Honestly would assume Tsuchi is like 100% fag to be tbh.
S-so what are you up to today Master Archives
I just got home from work and I'm watching My Hero Academia
I've heard of that one
Does that have the explosion girl
They have one thats a boy but I haven't seen a girl yet.
Whats the premise? would ya reccomend it?
I havent watched an anime in forever
except for dragonball
me and my best friend watch dragonball every week
Its about a kid who wants to be a super hero but he doesn't have any super powers.
Its pretty good you should watch the 2 episodes that are out.
Krakaka~
I might just look into it thanks :7
Is that all you're up to today?
stuck working later?
I'm playing me some guitar and waiting for a friend to go grab me that devil's juice
not working tilll 2 morra at 4 lucky lucky
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I'm off for the rest of the day and I'm not really sure what i'm doing yet.
Devil's juice?
Going to grab some more bottles o wine
Are you gonna be drunk and high now?
You are too
IKT/Tsuchi/Subtle are in a secret club.
The Closet Club
I thought it was the pedo club
Should they just be like you and meet up with Erin and Loco and blow them?
Should they just be like you and meet up with Erin and Loco and blow them?
Finally somewhere I belong :c
Well I gotta wait to get it first
I guess I can get high while I wait
I thought that was Desu's asshole.
Subtle should kill himself tbh
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I wish
This
You poor, flamboyantly homosexual bastard.
What kind of socks does Holla Forums wear?
The long tube socks, ankle cut, low cut, thigh highs, etc.
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Good, get extremely intoxicated.
golden toe
I'm home
Flamboyant? Lmao what
This should be the song for your CSGO montage
White ankle cut or black long like in that pic
Wanna watch anime with me?
These are my favourite
i blew scoots for the record
You're very alluring
you're gonna make me turn Rose'
I could stream dota for you now.. then the other later
I'm so sorry
Welcome home
all I did was tell you to get drunk though
Black cotton ftw
looks like a Sonic stage
If you get a penta kill I'll buy you DS3 :c
First impression was Star Wars or FagTrek
Gee, If my co-workers found out I rush home to play video games and watch anime I would be ruined. lol
League?
That's my fetish
Is there a moment when you're not playing League while home?
That or either this because old MLG montages and Runescape videos
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I've played off and on through the years.
lately I've been having a lot of fun with it.
Sure I'll play
Most of the people I work with play league and they're all like silver or bronze so I don't really hide anything.
Bard are you always turned on?
Depends on shoes and trousers. Like brown shoes with navy trousers and then black socks looks odd to me.
I bet that feels nice.
I have a problem
please help me
Put some weed in your butt
Oh god I actually can't listen to more than a minute of that song
Also is there a moment when you're not here making snappy comments at people?
I've got a problem with the song on this video.
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Not really, no.
Embed them so YouTube won't add this shit to my "recommended" videos.
dreams are dumb
please get out
is it bad if i knew the map by the thumbnail?
lol the infamous phoon video
You'll find people reference that all the time randomly in matchmaking ^^'
THAT'S NOT AN ENTRANCE
Not really
Why does this music sound like a black guy deepthroating a mic?
Human curiosity is devious, isn't it?
That song everytime though, damn Oceans Twelve.
There's other songs too, because CS:S minigames.
This one being the one I recall all the time.
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And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Let's go and drink the night away
Now it is
How'd you find my browser history though
I have never heard that song
Really though you should invest in Fraps or something, if you are gonna be playing lots, you are only gonna get better, and you will get some cap-worthy clips ^^
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The better question is;
How does Tsuchi know what a "black guy deeptthroating" sounds like?
It was in one minigame map where you had to climb higher when the water was rising.
I don't really know about that, that's way too show-off for me.
This fucking game is getting scary as shit now. I almost want to just turn it off and go play tetris.
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Experience
Poor fella, he just wants his precious.
In the shame dungeon he had built?
So you're not an AWPer? :c
What weapon is that?!
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It's the uchigatana. you get it really early on.
He's the only friendly one, there are plenty of those further down that try to take it from me. and lots of old ladies.
Not really, I got my AK game up and running, although MP7 still guaranteed win.
I was referring to that he looks like Smeagol.
That's quite lewd though.
*voluntered fore
yet again amazing english
Hmm
From that half-naked samurai guy?
Don't buy MP7 against armour too much!
rah rah rah loud noises
You'd be surprised, mp7 still reks noobs in eagle/legendary eagle
I wear kneesocks because I'm an anime schoolgirl irl
goat dragon vs bird dragon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
It just werks.
I'd even go as far to say that it works better than P90.
Yeah you are probably right
Haven't played in so long..
Black dragon vs White dragon
Dom vs Logic
What are some things that interest you?
Like what do you like like not sexually though I mean like things
I like music but that's it
I am boring af
what about you?
Quiet
Dungeons and Explorers really means something else there
Black>White
why are you still so butthurt about him? i don't get it
Dungeons and DRAG-ons
Dungeouns and drag queens
I know.
Yeah.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*screams externally*
Idk
I'm not, I just like making fun of your friend. He's as retarded as Luka.
Lemme get those dragons if you know what I mean
All the time out of no where.
Yet you decided to go with the option which I could interpret as lewd?
what's the point? why bother?
WHO'S HOUSE????
SNAIL'S HOUSE
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MtF pussy post OP looks like the coin slot on vending machines.
lmao
Soomebody posted a mtf pussy as an op?
Lol, its funny, because crossdressers
idk I'm just mean
means post operation
you know when the fag loses his manhood
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You pop up in thread to make a rude comment.
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Please calm down
*unzip dragon*
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always love the hate
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Bard kun?
Isn't that his thing though? Like a more aggressive, less drunk TP
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This is strangely addicting
Bad dragon
Bad dragon
NEVER, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
lmao
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brb buying a $15m computer
you leaving anytime soon?
oh that answers that question
What the fuck
Wats Good nigga?
what's really good???
Hey manderz Whats happening tday?
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Roar
I'll close that mouth of yours if you don't!
Yo my bro, just found my wallet. Been looking for it for 3 days. It was in my fucking washed pair of pants. I was so upset I lost my wallet I forgot about the laundry and thus didn't get to my wallet for 3 days.
About to take a nap. Just wanted to say Hi. Be safe, bardo.
Lewd? how?
FORT MEMES :O
Well you said they would take your precious and I didn't really get it if you got the implications.
I'm dumb.
That's terrible Lol
what were you tryinna buy?
I keep my money in a tissue box
b-by my bed
You are so sleepy mandy
I hope you have wonderful dreams
This ride is no longer stoppable
das a post op
is it your birthday my dude
No man, it had receipts in there I needed to get reimbursed for, but they all were destroyed by the wash. And I need my ID for this employment stuff.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH top meme
Casper's been around the world it seems.
ah I sure ish
My birthday is on the 1rst :p
it is simply
wednesday
mp4 way too funny
Idk if I can stop replaying it
that's heavy what are ya gonna do?
Also I forgot you were neet
where ya tryinna get employed at?
@all you healsluts
Anywhere. I just recently became neet.
Why would you save that
Is there anything wrong with that?
If I wanted an actual conversation, I just do those in private.
my dick is diamonds
but in reality healers decide whether you live or die
so fuck them gently
What is it like?
mad respect to the monks
Hard to keep a whole team alive tbh
Is it fun?
like that sounds like a privelage lol
but I mean i bet its kinda hard to get by eh?
I'm freaking out over health insurance and what I'm gonna do to pay rent.
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fuck bro I can imagine that wouldn't be a good stress
I hope things tie together well dawg
flip some drugs homie
the same reason I'd save anything else, to repost it
the same reason I'd save anything else, to repost it
think imma switch to my lappy with my entire poster folder, this will be a blast
A meming hero and legend on a global level.
That's a great song.
May he have great journeys with his cult of spΓΆksyndrom.
this champion is bullshit
When you use normal English it weirds me out please stop
Oh he will.
even reaching heaven itself
That actually reminds me of this song.
butI always use nromal english
It begins
do it for the memes
Thank you for understanding.
If y'all want to create as well here
funny.pho.to
heh kaiser chiefs been a long time for me, lovely still
Fucking lol dude
this holy shit
its scary
this meme bro fuck
Why are you still on a proxy?
Same reason as last time
At least TP says sorry sometimes.
Lenko as always way more brutal than tp
but idk
I have more of a soft spot foor lenko than tp
Link me the thread.
what did I even do
Lenko's an over the top dick consistently
TP pretends to be nice sometimes and then goes back to being a dick
It's the consistency
It is an honour
ayy
Lenko is a real nigga
deep down
TP has kinda lost his grip with reality
thanks
Love it.
Spartans where???
Maybe tsuchi is just SO repressed.
I don't know.
Texas has so much hate.
This is just my personal opinion of interacting with both of you for like 5 years
TP is just a memer.
holy shit tokai
fair enough
He's nice in private
That's just his thread thing
tobe fair I think their team had pretty terrible focus
I left it
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Sounds like Tsukasa
he was such a sweetheart
Tobe fair it's a lvl 20 game :c
YOU EVEN FOOL THE AI
YOU EVEN FOOL T
Unlike me; Where I am a prick everywhere. Oy vey.
vroom vroom
Never mind it looks awful.
hahahahahahaha
HOLY FUCK
butt senpai
you must remember that Iam like level 17 here
and my melee champions are like bronze 5 tier
or even level 3 tier
maybe level 4 on a good day
I bet these people are smurfs or at least know how to play their champoond and stuffs
can it do porn
Yeah, butt-senpai
my sides don't exist
STOP
NO
YOU A RE RUINING EVERYTHING
discovering old stuff you liked is so great
I know
ohh..
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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You should branch out more if you feel like it ^^ Fizz, Jax, Riven, Zed, Talon.. there is so much fun to had with melee champs
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You're a sexy girl tokai
but you should seem :)
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Idk what this title entails but I'm determined to live up to the name
I'd like to go for a ride on that surf board
in that skate park
Well at least we know it can tell someones gender.
nnnn
I do not feel like it
Pff
I-It's not like Faker plays Lulu all the time
Γstlending scum.
ugh every pic is the same
thanks
nuhuh
Fix this.
butt Iam not faker right
*Lurks loudly*
*ejaculates loudly*
No worries, we're lurking you too.
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Nasty.
I kinda figured.
Who's that?
Oh please.
You are just as nice in private.
I didn't think anyone else was, but it was quite obvious.
Right, but still, I meant that the champ is top-tier and pickable into almost anything
Yup. Anyway whats up?
I want to kiss subtle on the lips
yahuh
Not if I fuck your shit up first.
I want to kiss subtle's pussy lips.
they keep adding nerfs
The australian who usedd to post Kamen Rider
Just chilling with music, thinking about heading to bed in a bit.
You?
Stop
Sorry but I don't have the required anatomy
Go to /r/lulumains and complain with your brethren :c
Pretty much the same actually.
Doesn't make a difference when we're cybering
I think you misspelled lee
m-muh e-rep
Anyway i'll go to bed now. See ya.
It sounds like a solid plan at these hours.
:stopleaguetalk:
I'm awfully tired
I deny this fervently
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Every time I play vayne I feel retarded.
You can deny it all you won't but it won't change anything.
no
G'night Cherub.
Get some sleep Tokes.
Or what ?~
If I yell it will!
soon, just finishing some videos
Tokai don't sleep
Stay with me forever.
Try it and see what happens.
That is very lewd even though it's a meme that's oral sex Neru
nope
ITS NOT TRUE
but tokai
who will I pet?
Well I'm not a masochist so I don't main her.
See it did nothing.
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This song is sad af my dudes
A dog
What if I cry :c
You're my dog
my bitch
My favorite picks kept becoming fotm so I stopped using the term.
Off to bed, good night.
fucking kike cunts
new
I'll drink your tears and grow stronger.
probably tastes terrible