The king in the north

HERE COMES THE KING IN THE NORTH

Not even once

It's the king OF the north

I don't even get the reference, I'm glad i'm not a brainwashed faggot like you.

Bitch, shut the fuck up, virtue signaling faggot, you watch just like anybody else.

I honestly don't know what show this is, I was hoping you would reveal it to me.

No, I don't. I come here to make fun of you kike loving faggots who watch TV and movies.

It is from Game of Thrones. The character in question had a pet wolf and was king. His enemies chopped the wolf’s head off and put it on his body (they chopped his head off too) then paraded the corpse around.

Now you can stop acting like a camwhore and drawing attention to yourself.

Winds status:

[ ] Done
[X] Not done
[X] GRRM is a worthless piece of shit who should have died 20 years ago if there was any justice in the universe

Thanks, I didn't watch that jewish show.

You are the one giving me attention. Thanks for that

Wow. George. This borderline gore porn sure is better than anything that faggot Tolkien ever wrote.

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Why didn't the fellowship ever contract dysentery? I'd have dedicated at least five chapters to that.

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Will a woman ever come forward and say that George R R Martin cornered her and forcibly took her sandwich?

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Should I go to the press with this?

The Dothraki lived on a massive grass plain, not a desert.

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Why isn't there a strong feminist character in LotR that smashes the patriarchy and is so much better than all men?

How come people in Lord of the Rings fall in love and have fulfilling relationships? All relationships should be about ugly troll-men who love younger women and have to be their friends because they are dating someone else.

Why do we never find out Aragon's tax policy?

becuase tolkien is a racist hack, while GRRM is a genius

More of this, please.

you must be from the berenstein universe.

How come it's not even once mentioned in Lotr that anyone had to take a piss or lay some logs?
I mean people need to know that to relate with their character's bowel movements.
And why aren't there any whores in Lotr? Feudal courts were like that!

Tolkien had idea about writing the gritty reality of the medieval fantasy world that was Middle Earth.
t. G.R.R.R.R.M.
p.s. I have more Rs. I'm greater than Tolkien.

Reported

You said to me last night on IRC that you loved the first three seasons.
Liar

Trips of truth especially with his reckless world building, the climate is impossible no advanced life forms could have developed on this. So the taxes imposition is the least of his problem.

Finish the books instead of attacking someone way out of your league. And stop fucking hookers smelly hippie

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This guy must be stopped.

It's too late, he has already fucked everyone.

you're fucking joking, right?
not again…

yes, by not writing a single page for six years

Jake Paul's actually more hypocritical than this zipperhead.

I am freaking the fuck out right now.

This was actually a good one. But, you should've left out the
That line brought in the punchline way too quickly.

You actually want more of his edgelord hipster drivel? Releasing two more bricks of overpriced toilet paper would be a good thing?

hurr…durr

That's a nice strawman. Doesn't look much like the real thing though. I have nothing against people reading and enjoying airport literature or bodice rippers, I myself have guilty pleasures such as Terry Goodkind. But even among the fans of that kind of thing there seems to be a strong consensus that the series became worse with each entry and not in the entertaining way The Sword of Truth series became worse. Do you really think inflicting those two last unwritten Tomes of filler could change the course the series has taken?

alpha

please god help me.
Was it really King OF the North before?
Is it really happening AGAIN?

Such kino work of art. Truly Martin being a genius. Truly nuanced writing style.

This could actually happen. A lot of famous or up and coming people are being accused of sexual assault and other crap against women. Its only a matter of time before GoT gets the same treatment, especially now with Hollyweird under fire.

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