Pepsiman

You're now in charge to make another Pepsiman game.

How would you do it?
What genre would it be?

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It would be the same, but with fancier graphics and with little more complex stages
Also some more tracks

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God Hand 2 featuring Pepsiman

I guess if it were up to me, I'd go for a more ludicrous plot over 'Get the Pepsi'. Like some sort of alien invasion or reality collapse. Something major, but the only hope of survival is still collecting a lot of Pepsi. That way we can shirk cries of sheer shillary with the veil of over the top tongue-in-cheek Then we'd also need a cast of memorable alien villains for boss fights, 2 of them being waifu bait.

Unlockable Pepsiwoman with big floppy tits and hips that could sink the Bismarck.

That is all.

give Pepsiman sexual reassignment surgery to make the game more progressive.

Pepsiman wound be known as Pepsxir, and xie would be a strong beautiful Tansgnederfluid diet drink with no calories and hate for all Cis scum

Either this or imitating Sonic Generations.

Pepsiman/Moonman crossover.

PepsiCo owns Mountain Dew, are they fighting against eachother or is Dew the co-op partner?

Stopped right there.

I'd play the fuck out of that.

There's Pepsiwoman, anyway.

No respect these days, i tell you hwat

DMC style beat m up where his super mode is fizzing up and going on a cola caused suger rush with PEPSIMAN's theme blasting in the background.

All bosses are other brands of fizzy drink characterized like Coke, Tango, Iron brew and the like.

at least 1 segment like the original PS1 game, maybe the opening of the game.

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I don't get it. That art's pretty degenerate, if you ask me.

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You need to be more careful with those digits

There's that word again.

I'd make it a fast paced 3D platformer where you have to go up against other company mascots.

Reaching those mascots is a lot similar to Pepsiman, but a bit more complex. For examples check out a really cheap and good game called TEC 3001. You have air gliding stages, a stage where you take a U turn, stages where both precision and speed are a must, and so on.

Facing other company mascots it changes to kind of a one on one fighting game with a real focus on mobility. You chase them around until they get to a cool gimmick fighting arena and then you fight each other like manly men using fists and kicks and drop kicks and all sorts of wrestling moves.

Not so sure where to include Pepsiwoman or any lewds though. Also I'm not so sure which of the mascots should be Not-Armstrong.

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Pepsiwoman as DLC pack with more missions and shit.

Cool. Just would need to change some stuff so it wouldn't be akin to a reskin. Maybe have the wrestling moves be lewder or have the game be faster or something.

That sounds pretty damned good. What does Sonic Lost World play like?

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Pepsiman has teeth?

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Sam Gideon

Thanks. It's been a while since I played it.

Any word on those "high quality PC ports that may or may not have Vanquish" that SEGA mentioned something about?

you son of a bitch I was going to post this. Pepsiman and Moonman liberate Europe.

Sega has decided to give the fans what they want.

A poll for another sonic game
But this time a crossover. Voting options include MLP, Disney, Pixar, Capcom and Mario bros characters.

You best be joking nigger

P E P S I M A N

God damnit now I really want a Pepsiman action rpg.

I wish.
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Shit thread. Let's dance instead.

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Nobody?

Eh. Imma sage from now on.

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That's it for now.

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nice

I was going to post this, then looked through the thread and saw it was already posted.

There's a lot of detailed porn of characters who look similar to Pepsiman, it's usually drawn by megahomo Japs.

The subject matter is degenerate but I wouldn't say the art itself is.

So what are the best runner games similar to Pepsiman, Holla Forums? I know the genre's been taken over by iOS trash but there have to be some games out there.

So far
Pepsiman
TEC3001

I would transform it into a hardcore sex simulator

I agree that Pepsiman is clearly WN.

Do NOT sexualize pepsiman.

It would be the same runner type game it originally was. It would work pretty well as a phone game.

It's already been done in this thread.

A Souls like Experience, called…

Dark Soda

It did not happen. Stop lying

Life is Pepsi

Make it A E S T H E T I C

It's pretty degenerate. Yeah.

I would make an amazing super hero capeshit game and have another character all in red and white do all the fun important shit and whenever Pepsiman shows up someone's already there and has done a better job than Pepsiman could ever do, leaving Pepsiman only the shit jobs like helping up old ladies who have tripped on the sidewalk or threatening dumbshit kids skipping school.

And when he finally does get a big job Pepsiman shows up and the victim is screaming "Someone get me Coke!" And Pepsiman has to say "Sorry, I'm not Coke, is Pepsi OK?"

What were the japs thinking with those live action cutscenes? Why would anyone want to see a fat american stuff Lays and Pepsi really disgustingly?

Like Hatred but you shoot Soda at people to ease their thirst like Sneak King.

Make it a temple run style mobile game with a fuckton of microtransactions

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what a surprise

Adapt the stories from the Pepsiman comics.

Ayy.

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Always living in the shadow of her more-famous relative. It is so hard for her to get by even while disguised without people calling her what she is not!

source?

It would be the same but adding:

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Formula for success

The completionist pepsiman review

If you're fucking serious with this answer, you fucking newfag