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I want t-shirt weather
This shitty site keeps breaking.
Here's a video of an old french guy poking a big ol crab.
Soto you're gonna miss 2 weeks worth of anime if you go to jail ;;
been good chatting to you guys again, but im tired
catch you all some other time
He's also going to miss the ability to tighten his sphincter.
I'm more tired than lazy
please dont say you are lazy
you are lazy
But the truth is, I'm crazy
i just realised this guy must be like 50 and his channel is all let's plays
date hontawa crazy
I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS AN OLD MAN BLOGGING
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu yeaH mang.
I ought to rewatch K-On!
Coconut crabs are scary
There was a guy on 4chan who posted them all the time but he stopped when the Russians invaded..
someone should map where everyone falls on the spectrum
an autistic person would be good at that i think
post the spectrum
there would just be a single thick dot at the end of the spectrum
I'm rewatching right now
I'm pretty sure autism has its own spectrum..
though maybe someone on the spectrum without ADD, which counteracts the obsessive tendencies.
which is arguably one of the better parts of it.
it's all in the DSM. it's not an actual spectrum, like a chart.
just varying degrees of various autistic behaviours that need to be taken into account with context.
HA. Ha. ha. all posters are definitely on it.
wet chips <<<
i'd prefer a cuck spectrum
cuck - non cuck
now that would be useful
Buy me DS3, leeg skins, and Subway
or maybe it'd be rude.
you would know if you weren't autistic
I thought it was like a ><>< kind of thing with different kinds along the x-line and the level of intensity going along the y-line
THAT'S BINARY, GTFO
also, yes. But it might make people feel self-conscious.
Even if the information is something people feel comfortable sharing now (most posters these days), collecting it and making it more public might hurt ppl.
autism is illegitimate labeling of weird things to make sure the educational department gets extra money for extra care
azusa just joined
how about slut - non-slut?
/lewds/ posters fall a bit further after Neru
MUU YOU ARE ALL THE WAY ON SLUT
not muu, just wanted to post one last thing before bed
drawing for /aco/. doctor princess from AT.
if you ask for permission you'll skewer it. sometimes you have to step on toes for science.
Nerus kinda cute though so it's okay.
everyone's a slut
so it would be in denial - open
missing you and such
did you get ds3?
I could keep going but I'm getting bored.
bed for real now
theres a spectrum tho
im off to bed now tho, catch you another time
Wait, who is Lexi going out with now?
Luka and I are dating.
That's Locos hoe.
Or just everyone that's not Bebop.
It isn't that tidy.
autism is illegitimate labeling of weird things to make sure the educational department gets extra money for extra care
not sure if that's true, but care systems within schools in North America pretty much always suck.
the latest season was pretty good.
I'm fascinated by posters in general. collecting enough information to draw conclusions would be easy.
just the sheer hours and thinking that'd have to go into it... curiousity might not be a strong enough motivation.
in an ideal world, it would be.
Neru is intelligent enough irl, but they like to unleash their spastic side online, which is a little cute, ngl
the latest season was pretty good.
are you joking
I dropped it because of how awful it got
we live in an ideal world if you can entertain the notion
maybe you should find something actually worthwhile to do
lol remember the marceline miniseries
that was garbage
Am I cute?
He just says the same five lines about cappuccino, LoL, and pastries all mixed in with his intentionally broken English.
He's like full autism.
Neru is a vapid shitter.
You're not paying the fine, you can buy them yourself .-.
Also what makes you think I can afford this stuff?
"Hey watch this video it's pretty cool youtube.com
"It kinda looks like king of the hill gameplay"
new Fallujah vids when
You try too hard
stop giving a fuck in the first place and unleash your inner basic bitch
These days, yeah.
how is it that crabs can feel pain but fish cant
or is it just intentionally misleading and crabs cant actually feel pain the way we do, similar to fish
Like years ago.
Neru has kinda grown on me lately.
Who said fish can't???
Explain what is going on exactly
oh okay :(
I hear there are special doctors out there for growths like that.
Crabs are gross and I don't care if they feel pain.
oh god they're dating
Crabs are tasty.
the guy who linked it to me said something about Iraqi forces pushing out IS from some town. that's just drone footage.
that building that collapses
Literally everyone that's not Bebop.
I'm blind, I don't see the collapsing bulding
What actually makes you say that?
i read some article about it a while ago. they don't have the required pain receptors to "feel" pain the way a human would
hall of egress
they've been dealing with some seriously psychological stuff.
and I enjoyed the marceline arc. characters actually having to work through issues in a realistic way.
how marceline, despite her loathing of her vampire powers, actually depended on and wanted them back.
that was coo.
i am doing worthwhile things. every day, when I can make myself. it's mostly just programming.
but I want to make substantial things, and my mind comes back to what things I do that programming could alter or make easier.
the threads is the most immediate example.
look at your flag you leech fuck
Its to much work to get into the shell
I got two younger bros with mild autism.
shit was super shady, schools would get money but they never really showed what they used it for as the help was just a sister of a teacher helping. Meanwhile every other kid they were legit retards.
shellfish are tasty as fuck.
I break kosher for them.
I don't even remember what you do other than school.
Just seemed fitting.
Oh hey. You're not so different from America after all.
1:30 bottom left
you have to listen to the audio full blast to see fun stuff like that in it
you would expect fish's nervous system to be more developed by a crabs
but it's the opposite
use a mallet and a pick.
high school hires aren't necessarily equipped with the sort of patience, understanding, and resources one needs to deal with people. it's a little fucked, and the kids lose in the end.
this is one of these things that people should be held accountable for.
Well they do call Neru a plant fucker.
Is this picture implying you want me to step on you?
Why does everyone know who I'm dating but ME.
That's not true and you are making him feel bad.
characters actually having to work through issues in a realistic way.
you realise that's like every piece of storytelling right.
and i don't know those other episodes because i stopped at the one with Susan Strong being a robot.
why isn't programming substantial.
strange shit that an actual bottom feeder has a more developed nervous system
Yup, now since last yearish we even have student loans instead of funding like Germany.
Fuck you Mordin
Crooked toothed faggot
The UK is different all over!
It's a full-time degree, what do you expect? ^^
I don't need the money from a weekend job
Those things that are basically nut crackers are better.
Or just get the kind thats already out of the shell.
i prolly wouldn't mind tho
I wish Lexi would step on me.
So being a whore doesn't make you feel bad, just the people you deny?
not soft shell crab
Claw crackers are only good for claws.
The mallets are for the big head/bodies.
but those have preservatives and shit in them
You know what my shirt is made of?
Choose a scoot.
I'll take out some stress anger on you.
I have an eye for destruction
Yeah, government backed loans and whatnot.
It's for the whole legs.
The body doesn't have that great of meat and and you just crack at an edge then snap/pry the top off with the pick
Oops I meant to say Subtle
It would've been better if all them would just be left alone, like if it's such a huge problem they'll end up in therapy anyway. Now indeed they all just lose.
Soft shell is pretty good but its like it doesn't have a shell.
some legs are tiny and the claw crackers can't proper crack those, I us a pick for them
The body has as much meat as the claws/legs.
It's the flavorful stuff too
No you didn't
Paying for tard wranglers is expensive.
The money is just better spent on not accommodating the special ed kids.
just, the way they describe things. how finn is totally effeminate in how he describes his emotions.
or in the hall of egress, it's just finn experiencing months of his life with his eyes closed.
and every time he opened them, he would reset all the way back to where he started.
just... its concept and execution were spot-on.
programming is substantial, but I need to program substantial things.
but this is the first month I've been studying religiously... anything. since I need to get my skills up.
each new concept one learns is another tool to create something substantial or interesting.
going to find a way to rip specific information from webpages
Nah. The legs are better to eat and the body is best for like crab cakes.
Or whatever those things are called where they scoop the body clean, mix the meat with corn meal and stuff and bake it in the shell.
again, i haven't seen these episodes. but from what i have seen of the last few seasons i can tell you it's nowhere near as good as it could or should be or used to be.
sounds boring. you should make games.
if they seemed capable of that, then sure.
otherwise, sometimes that's a bad idea.
Apparently that's just creatively named "stuff crab shells".
I'm going to lick not (You)!
You're right about the crab cakes part
Can I take out all my stress on you?
Like I'm a bit stressed and need someone to take it out on.
Be it verbally or physically hell, even sexually
like just jump in once it seems going downhill, but the prevention right now seems to do more harm to them all.
Say what you want, though if you're expecting a good reaction you might want to look elsewhere ^^
who is this goddess?
give me music to listen to as i turn tanks into bonfires
OC I think
Suppose exceptions can be made for (You)~
i agree the last season was bad. and there was so much meh. i waded through it. the stories were silly, and only moments were good.
but this latest one has good stories. and nuance. and not pretentious nuance, but nuance that totally fits the context and characters.
it would be a game.
but yes, I also want to make games.
i've given this thought and done a little planning.
all these little life experiments, like trying to do x number of hours,
have resulted in a better understanding of myself.
i'll be seeing this project through to its next steps, which stopped being vague since yesterday.
I wish we could trigger you like last time we were all calling you gay and you were all raging but trying to play it off by weeb speak and ^^
collaborate on a game with me.
also what's that pic. looks lewd.
for some reason google street view isn't available in Fallujah :(
Song about your love.
GEE I WONDER WHY
can't find my pepto bismol from last time my tummy hurt ._.
Why search fallujah when you can search Palmyra for glorious assad
the project I'm working on will probably definitely need media down the line.
it is lewd. a study on how light plays with bodily fluids in mouths.
This is actually perfect. Ghost Division specifically is what I'm going to spam over mic as I tear open those steel coffins
dude rip. might throw in some of their songs though. thanks.
I really just want to see the beautiful town before we rip it a new one again
every representational rendition is a study on how light plays with the subject
you don't have to say that part
i meant like. let me write it. and sing the theme tune. and you just code like a monkey.
buy me DS3 btw
Buy me a new computer
This one is a pretty good one too because of the chorus.
"Panzers on a line
Form the Wehrmacht's spine
Lethal grand design"
Which game are we talking though?
Doesn't have to be Soto, anyone can tbh
i feel really sick
You need to stop touching yourself so much.
Not all of us can live in socialist countries ;~;
Make an Amazon wishlist.
Those are for failtraps and camwhores
a veritable paradise.
i was trying to elegantly justify having that image.
there is no elegant justification for this depiction.
i do code monkey things, but being a code monkey is miserable to anyone that actually had some love for programming to begin with.
synonymous with being a corporate bitch.
but you said coding like a monkey. which is different.
Whelp, back to work
I have all their stuff on my phone, usually listen to them when I'm on my way to the gun range.
that's absolutely disgusting. how dare you save it.
i would like you to be my bitch.
i didn't mean a literal monkey.
Sabaton's just perfect for anything war related, Wolfpack still being my favourite song because of the chorus being so fluid.
Neat, I thought it would have been WoT/WT/AW though.
Why would you not kick the cat out of the room?
Hurry up btw cause its like an hr dl time
I still need to ask fredy if he's using the laptop
If not then I can probs give it to you
Shits pretty slow and the keyboard doesnt work but it can sorta run leeg and shitpost
Pretty much all your autistic ass does lmao
She's a real beauty. She's a super kirei. Chillin', mellow, chillin' yeah. Lazy days have come at last
Those are all p fun but I don't just want tank battle. Hell I plan to actually just buy an ATV and a AT launcher of some sort then go hunting.
Ask him now nigga
Ian is one impatient ass nigga
u talgen 2 me?
I let him watch.
And so have I.
How are you, brightlord?
tokai and scoots leaving at the same time
i think they are fucking
If I won the lottery I'd probably just buy one of those T-72s for 50 grands from Czech republic.
Jesus, been a while since I heard that song.
because it focuses and demonstrates on what humans find lewd in art.
it's an informal academic study.
the threshold that makes me a bitch is higher than yours, loco.
that'd never work.
in any scenario.
hellooo I am just waiting for my friend to hang out with an old associate of his so we can kick it later
went and saw osme other friedns but that's over now
listening to some electric light orchestra and playing an old mmo
how are you today?
you have lower self esteem and confidence than i do. i can be a bitch because i'm secure. i can make you my bitch because you're insecure.
post the full image.
Wait. That image is from where they were dumping shit to use a marine habitat.
Yall heard that song 21 gun by green day
that shit sounds exactly like telephone line by ELO
Is Green Day even still around?
I thought the creepy old guy lead singer would've offed himself after all the pre-teen girl fans dried up.
That sounds like you have had a very great day so far.
I'm just chilling watching a movie with my brothers, and having some pizza and stuffs.
Correct, old T-55s are cheap and easy to come by.
I actually listened that song earlier when we talked about Green Day when you brought them up with that one image.
do I? I've definitely had more nonsense and moments in the threads.
dunno. I like the idea of controlling you. in a totally socially normal way.
neurotic =/= bitch
post the image
like a good bitch
I don't think so
I think that was sort of their last gasp
Well Theres been bad too
this one guy who said hed pay his debt he owed me like forever ago told me recently hed have it paid off and it was like 80 ad that nigger obnly brought me 70 so i told him to bring it to me to work and he skipped work the day after that and he didnt work the day afterr that and today when i saw him hee didnt have my money so I had to get a little physical with him and it was awkward cause he's an associate almot a friend of mine and i dont like roughing up my friends also it was at work and im not trying to get fired
that sounds like a great day I could go for some piza
and some stuffs too
They totally ripped off that chorus
I AM SRS
listen to the chorus
whatsup sd nice to see you still round just lazing about ? :p
Subtle pls response
made me look that shit up
oh my god want
we scarf now
Man, you are are NOT the type of guy I expect you to say that. You are a bit of a badass for being such a sweet guy.
Quite similar, could be though.
What's funny is that they sell T-34-85s for almost the same price.
as a rule I don't post lewd gay furry stuff.
I have an inconsistent reputation to uphold
Aw shucks mandy
You're going to make me blush
Really though. You are one of the sweetest people I know. And then in the same sentence you talk about breaking people's kneecaps.
You should outsource that kind of thing. Don't bloody your own hands.
Woah woah I didn't break any kneecaps
I mean I'm cool but idk if I''m that cool x:
Just dragged him around and put him up against the wall
i'd rather gay furry porn to that bad art
i'm obviously biased since she drew my original holmes avatar.
I like it. clean, detailed, and expressive.
what makes it not-good
pretend that's spoilered.
post sourceand I'll forgive you ^^
just look at the hand
a that's obviously powfoo
b don't be a furry
Let me break his kneecaps.
good point. I never actually looked at it with artist eyes.
just appealed to me in its detailed simplicity.
Aw hush now you :<
Have you dreamed recently?
Not that I remember. You?
subtle is a gfur
subtle disgusts me
Subtle pls fkn response
i disgust myselfsometimes
D-Don't shout :c
I had a strange one here recently but it's escaping me too
i like powfoo tbh
It's 8:15, and that's the time that it's always been.
So like there's this pretty cool game called Dark Souls
The third game finally came out
You should totally purchase it for me bro
I'll hook you up with Desu, I'll be your wingman
I am sorry
last non-kanra post
I'll buy it for you when you get out of jail lmao :c
Wow Subtle, I thought we were friends
Moogs, draw me as a sexy spesh muhreen.
I hate my dreams.
I'm sorry Mandy :[
I wish I could let you dream what I dream
My dick is highly sought after.
Me too, love. Instead I am stuck either not sleeping or dreaming of shitty shit.
Is it your diet
what plagues your dreams
My dick is highly sought after.
That small, eh?
bard you didn't succ me wtf?
I don't think so. It is just my lifestyle.
When I dream, it is usually about getting killed.
It isn't the size of the blade, but the lust in the the thrust where legends are made.
This pleases me greatly.
Which ponies did you irl meet up and fuck?
ive seen it though...
Have you, now?
Yeah, well, takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
Archives u rock
would hope so
Making our way through time and space.
Exploring all three to infinity.
Suitcase is packed, flyin' free.
Watching stars align, you came over time.
All the while..
I think people irl are realizing just how depressed I've been
They've been showering me with gifts and it only makes me feel worse that none of it is wanted
You're the paper to my rock.
i suppose you want sympathy and replies now
Here have a (You) and a tissue for those bitch tears
He always does that.
I am a rock
I am an island
I want an answer, if you've got nothing to say then don't @ me
Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
let’s get together and start a fire.
you hit my weak spot
That's so cheesy
Is that really your weak spot?
puns are the absolute funniest and best highest form of comedy out there and the people who use them are charming and funny
I still can't tell if this is a sarcasm or not.
Holla Forums is hungry
hungry for my pictures
I genuinely enjoy puns
The longer road is the best road.
So your short road is no good?
No, but my small horse will give my lady a nice long ride to england.
Horses can't swim for that long.
It's ok, I can ride it onto a boat to cross the river. All the while with her riding it.
Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
reported for advertising
That'll take her a while to get her where she wants to go.
I don't think so. Time flies when you are in ecstatic bliss.
She must be a fan of boating.
I'd love your hair color, as long as the cuffs and collars match.
Man these pics are so old
Havent busted out this folder in ages
Cuffs and collarS?
watching ride along 2
and you thought you were bored
Only when it is just me and her. She doesn't like when I invite other girls.
Drapes and carpet?
tummy starting to feel a little better but I still feel nausious
My whole body is covered in blond fur because i'm a fucking dog.
thanks for the update
When did you become Dani?
6 years ago
You can still sleep by my legs, bright one. But no touchy touchy anymore.
Anything fun happen today?
My heart feels like a shattered husk of it's former self, weighing me down and keeping me trapped.
Isn't that how you typically feel?
Also how exactly is that fun??
my heart also feels like a shattered husk of its former self
That's just because you're posting as user though.
Ironically, no. Only when I stop to think about it.
And it lets me know that I still feel.
here's your reply
Well alrighty then~
I really want to just fix that bra strap. It bugs me.
Though I must say, I do sometimes wish I could find somebody. But where to look? I don't want to be that weird guy at a starbucks hitting on girls.
hellloo again Manders
I sure hope you can find cheer soon
I'm glad I don't get depressed anymore
and I wish I could help the people here that still do
the depression will surely return
Me too, but I always feel like too much of a weirdo so I get over it pretty quickly.
I hear the majority of adult hook-ups come from the grocery store, so maybe try there?
What do you do differently to avoid the looming bad feels?
Idk if you can just
not get depressed anymore nigga
i heard that soto turned ian into a careless drunk driver too
changed my whole attitude, try to focus almost exclusively on the good things in my life and think positively
idk if you can just
Well good for you, diggy. For serious.
What's a tabun?
yay the nice lady brought me pepto bismol
Is that something anyone would even be proud of?
Don't wait up on me, love. And don't let me bring you down.
Walk around the grocery store hitting on chicks? I don't know. Maybe. I know the bar scene isn't where I want to be though.
fucking stupid gay
Well, shit man. I don't know how it's supposed to work. Just a random statistic I remember reading in passing.
Why do you want so badly to have a partner though?
Despite his latent psychoses and inability to maintain a social persona, he was still a pretty succesful guy with a nice body, fun to converse with, and talented
He taught me alot about people in general and Music
He helped me strengthen bonds with alot of other posters and quite honestly before he turned into a crazy pony he was one of my best friends
He did porno and worked in the realty field
Literally more succcesful than I will ever be
but my best friend hit me up
so I am going to dissapear
have a wonderful sleep tonight my friend and wake up with as mmile on your face tomorrow :]
I love ya mando
c u master archives
*more blog stuff*
Literally asspained for sitting through a 2h lecture
I'm tired of walking all these lonely miles.
Be safe, dear.
it's not that bad.
tfw you will never cuck Ban
How old are you, love?
this could but us but you playin upload.wikimedia.org
I need lots of attenshuns
Shower me with comfort
I'll be 26 in August.
<3 HI Why didn't you just kinda like leave?
Rub ben gay on your bottom to relieve the asspain!
*showers you with comfortfoods* :3c
instead of 1 dragon there's 2
good shit dark souls
You and I are probably the oldest folk around here. Or at least on the list.
Though I must say, I have not seemed to fair as well in my 26 years as you have.
Don't remind me. I act perpetually 17ish which bites me in the butt sometimes lol
fare* in what way?
Because it's a super important class
Bengay on the cheeks would feel weird tho
I'm getting actual comfort foods soon
Fair* enough. I admittedly have had some to drink tonight.
But yeah, I have always acted older than what I am. Was always told I had an old soul.
But you seem to remain cheery. I can pull it off quite often, but tonight I just can't.
Damn I feel for Mandy tho
Loneliness is fucking awful
kinda wanna get dark souls 3 because i know i'll suck at it but it looks so damn fun
kinda want to do something just because everyone else is
Oh, I see. That would do it x_x
Probably, yeah. I've never used that stuff before so I don't know haha.
You're making me want to make my shepherd's pie again ;~; What are you getting?
It's complicated. Like I'm usually super cereal irl like no fun allowed, but I'm stuck in like a young mind-frame at the same time? Hard to explain.
Yeah, I've been working pretty hard about that. It's mostly an act to be completely honest lol I get kinda disgruntled easily haha
A good ol chicken gyro on some brown rice. Hummus and cabbage on the side. Lots of harissa
Tp do you work out?
Grim is my computer better than yours?
Loneliness isn't the worst thing though, dear one.
I suppose I can see that. Though I am just generally far too serious most of the time. Even when bad shit happens, I don't say anything. I just react.
And yeah, I know exactly how that goes. It is nice being able to make a good facade, right?
Sounds like yum albeit kinda spicy^^
I got another blizzard after work today and so now I shouldn't eat for a few days :/
It was delicious though. Totally worth it.
I'm leaking cosmos
Did Bard quit?
jesus fuck casper
kinda wanna coach bebop at csgo to get him back in form
What do you mean just react?
I just avoid situations because I don't feel like my input is worth anything even if I wanted to help or whatever. *shrugs*
And no. It's terrible. I just want to be me already. It will happen soon at this current rate and I'm kinda scared shitless.
No. He just went to chill with his best friend again.
Mines about 30 percent better
And I made it in 2012 rogl
I love spice. Also thats not healthy.
But neither is this
all i need to do to get good at csgo again is play kz for like a week
not a blu-ray
I have been in several flight or fight incidents, and several near misses on my motorcycle. I don't think, I don't get stressed. I just do. I don't yell, I don't get angry. I simply react.
Your input is helpful to me, brightness.
Yeah, I know that feeling too. I think my facade is me. Just a happier me. Just a me I remind myself to be. Always trying to make people smile, or laugh. Just the me I want to be.
Welma, 8ch doesn't like machiattos
3rd times a charm?
Knowing that the one person who made you feel alive and happy, the person that awoke you, won't remember or think about you. Knowing that the one you love, doesn't even care to remember you.
kz improves aim
You guys see that shit?
Still all the same parts? Wow thats pretty damn good bro
what even happened anyways?
ok well I guess thats much better than what i thought happened.
I give up. But it's the basic bitch in a cup.
Caramel and whole milk and everything.
Mandy how long ago was this