Will a Porgs cartoon happen?

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

Will a Porgs cartoon happen?

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John Cruz
John Cruz

No. There's no god, but I have to believe there is some kind of basic goodness in then world.

Thomas White
Thomas White

No, it'll be a Disney Channel Micro-show, each episode the length of a commercial, and it'll be slices of Chewy and Porgs on the Falcon.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Oh, and it'll be done in lineless pasteboard animation, like South Park, except with a "My First Reading Book" aesthetic. Basically like Emoji Zootopia.

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

Only with 3D calarts potatoface

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Somehow doesn’t seem like Kathy would approve

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

Sure!

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

You missed the "when" off the front of your question, OP

William Cook
William Cook

Are these the new ewoks? Do they appear before Kylo Ren kills Snoke and Luke?

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

Shows what you know

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

Reminder that one of the first things Chewie does when he's hanging out is eat one of Porgs.

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

But then he gets guilt tripped into not eating them when a bunch show up with puppy dog eyes.

Not really ewoks since they serve no purpose. They infest the millennium falcon after Chewie's act of mercy. They appear every now and then but are there to sell the idea of merchandise. The crystal wolf served more of a purpose than porgs.

I think I can safely say there will be no toys of the 4 tit milk monster that Luke drinks from. You will not see little boy drinking out of sippy cups of they milk monster that is for damn sure.

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

You will not see little boy drinking out of sippy cups of the milk monster that is for damn sure.
…Unless you buy it on Etsy.

William Powell
William Powell

They had that Jar Jar tongue lolipop, so maybe they'll have green seamonster milk.

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

No but the next Star Wars cartoon according to sources have said that they dont want to do Clone Wars era cartoons anymore and since the current cartoon is about the Galactic Civil War they wont be doing another cartoon in that era anymore either

The next Star Wars Cartoon is gonna be the new move trilogy era

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

Will the cartoons be able to redeem ST era like they did for the Prequels?

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

Now you made me want to both play Battlefront 2 and watch the Clone War saga again.

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

the Jar Jar tongue lolipop

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

I doubt it Star Wars Rebels sucks dick

Clone Wars 2008 is god tier though

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

Considering how much of a control freak Kennedy and Abrams are, no. They won't even get a chance to because the movies must stay on top and they will no doubt go as far as to sabotage all other works to keep it that way.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

And by "the movies" I mean their movies of course. The spinoffs/interquels/whatever will always play second fiddle at best.

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

They are going to get a rude wake up call when they face Darth Lukas's apprentice Darth Filoni.

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

who is this faggot and why should I care

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

I want Two Star Wars Cartoons to be released. One for the kids that will turn out to be surprisingly good, and one for an older target audience that gives us more mature themes and elements. Oh, and no Jedi in the latter, maybe force users, but no Jedi.
Preferably something that plays out like the Edge of the Empire RPG, where it's basically smugglers, thugs, bounty hunters, spies, and pilots out doing what they do best in the Outer Rim and similar, lawless areas, skirting under the radar of the Empire/First Order.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

What you described is what Rebels could be since 2 of the MCs do not need to be fucking jedis but disney meddles with it alot and their budget is pitiful

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Yes, but what if I'm greedy and want it in 2D Animation?

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

Yeah it will be in 2D animation ANIMATED IN FLASH

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

COMMANDER NECKBEARD

EXECUTE ORDER 56

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Hey /tv/

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

Which is why the supposed purging of the EU didn’t mean jackshit

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

The new Seth Green

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

Hey /tv/

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

still defending George Lucas in 2017

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

Hey /tv/

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

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Shut up, Holla Forums.

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

How's that defending him?

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

I and II got slightly higher AS

Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

So how is it defending him?

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Not really ewoks since they serve no purpose. They infest the millennium falcon after Chewie's act of mercy.

you make them sound like the new mynocks

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Mynocks…

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

But then he gets guilt tripped into not eating them when a bunch show up with puppy dog eyes.
That just sounds like a missed opportunity for him to not bash their heads in and eat a few more while scaring off the rest.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

It's real.

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

In A Galaxy Far Far Away, lollipop tastes YOU!

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

That book disgusts me.

Porgs

They're nothing more than Open Season abuse-rabbits. Chewie eats one and proceeds to do a barrel roll and slap his new buddy into a window on the Falcon to another.
hooktube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=IFgElZMSH50
By the way, look for fucking "suction-cup Garfield" porgs in the very near future.

Joseph King
Joseph King

Or the Tribbles of Wars

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

Now I imagine it being put somewhere else than the mouth.

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Why are we still discussing Porgs only being a marketing stunt? Considering all headlines told us how awesome and cute they are despite the movie not being out.

It's like damage control. Like us being told Jar Jar Binks is awesome, but when Episode 1 sucks, we still bought the toys.
Thankfully, Porgs weren't close to be annoying and present as I feared.

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

Considering all headlines told us how awesome and cute they are despite the movie not being out.
<He doesn't know

Didn't anyone tell you guys that /tv/ has the entire thing up in chunks?

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

For as much of a marketing blitz as they put behind the porgs and for all the people absolutely losing their shit over them, they really aren't important at all and only show up for maybe 2 or 3 minutes of actual screentime.

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Exactly. But same goes with things which seem to be only in the movie to sell toys during Christmas, like those new AT-AT types who like… walk ONE step and don't do much else.

John Martinez
John Martinez

Those new AT-AT's look retarded atleast the Clone Wars introduced new walkers and by episode 3 you saw how they were turning into their future empire counter parts

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

You could argue that they changed their design after what happened on Hoth.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Are you too retarded to understand my post?
The marketing was done before the movie was in fucking cinema.

And piss off to /tv/ and take the spam scum with you.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

The new film isn't even out yet, but many fans are already suffering from severe cases of porg-mania! This Disney Lucasfilm Press story is penned by Emmy award-winning writer Kevin Shinick and richly illustrated by Fiona Hsieh. When Chewbacca and Rey set out to find Luke Skywalker on Ahch-To, the last thing that Chewie thought he'd have to deal with was a flock of pesky porgs! Aimed at readers aged 6-8, The Last Jedi: Chewie and the Porgs is out December 15.
Are these little faggots really a big deal? Do Americans have porgs shoved in their face recently? I'm sad to find out that the porgs live on a place inspired by Skellig Michael because I didn't get to visit it before it gets swarmed by Star Wars fantards.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

"…porgs are cute. You fall into those deep, soulful eyes. I think a lot of people are going to want a porg as a pet."
―Pablo Hidalgo

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

hey /tv/

John Fisher
John Fisher

Emmy award-winning writer Kevin Shinick
When

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

Hey cocksucker, why don't the mods ban faggots like you. Like, that shitpost is on a ban-filter.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

hey /tv/

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

I hope you mean the BF 2005 and not the subpar 2017 entry.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

its not just fanboys hating it;;; if you knew how bad thongs are…

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

#StarWarsHatesSpock because he is a character in a competing science fiction franchise.

John Russell
John Russell

Thongs aren't that bad, you just have to wax and moisturize your crevices so it doesn't chafe, and keep a lubed anus so your boyfriend can get at it. Not lubing your anus is a sign of faggotry.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Chewie is smurt.

James Miller
James Miller

LOL

A good writer and director and arghtist.

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

implying Carrie Fisher is white

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

the guy who retconned the GOOD clone wars cartoon

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

There's not enough good Ewoks porn

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

What about a porgno

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

Filoni only retconned the second season of 2003.

All the early parts of 2003 ending at the Duel with Anakin Vs.. Ventress happened

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

The only reason the Porg's exist is because the island they filmed on had tons of puffin birds living on it. No matter how hard they tried they kept getting into every shot, so someone came up with the idea to CG substitute an original alien critter in it's place for every puffin. Then someone (Kennedy?) had the idea to push them for merch long before the movie was even out.
One thing that concerns me about nu-SW is how it feels like there some sort of hidden forced marketing effort to sell/promote things without even know if they are popular or weird stuff like the unexpected rise of prequel memes or even things like Ep VII's Tra8-tor Stormtrooper meme which felt like it was acknowledged very quickly by Lucasfilm.

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

when
2010, for the Robot Chicken episode Full-Assed Christmas Special

John Robinson
John Robinson

Yes.

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

Are there actually people who think porgs are cute or are they just shills? Those things are objectively hideous.

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

This looks like a filthy turk. He looks so gipsy it hurts my eyes seeing him and drives me into a subconscious genocidal fit. Must be my russian genes.

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

I assumed by his last name he's italian.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

That was quick.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Maybe that's why he likes cowboy hats

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

Wasn't the "Traitor" thing admitted to have been Disney shills tapping into the chanterculture by force-memeing it on cuckchan? Wonder why they haven't tried it this time (I should think even the /tv/iest of /tv/'s think Porgs are cancer). Maybe they realised how lucky they were that a guy in white armour fighting a nigger didn't get instantly /pol/ified.

Cooper King
Cooper King

prove it

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

So how could they care about a detail so small as ambient bird noises in the background of every shot, so they cover it up with their own creature, but fuck up so much of the continuity otherwise? IF you had one Star Wars turbo autist on the script writing and storyboard, you would've only had half the mess that movie was.

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