Squirt me with your holy juices

Aww don't do that.

i forgot where i heard it. sadly i didn't make it up

Grom, I think it's a pretty easy fix tho. I need like one piece of material and a better zipper and then thread and needle obvs. I can totes make this wearable like this week.

Wait. What?
I meant the whole "I strip the second I enter the house" thing.

it bothers me that those are always stretched.

iunno it's a new development for me and I don't want it compared to your habits or something

DO it fgt

nothing I can do about that

Wow. Asshole.

I need to find a craft store then^^

Now we're even~

Darwin's fault.

What'd I even do this time?
I'm not denying I probably did something, just don't remember what that even was.

We all know that Goggles is a snake though.

Well being the mature and grown up person that I am I am moving past the problems and you can join me if you'd like.

We all know Grim wants Elma to touch his boyparts.

what could be better than a redheaded snake?

...

...

you never answered my question

are you always as lethargic/exasperated/meh as your thread-entering-images suggest?

Grim has his Elma and you have your Tokai?

im sorry what was it?

usually no

Nah I have some cute grills not from here.

Hm
Two of them?

more like shed skin

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snake overdose

didn't think so. good.

oh. thought you had an actual question for a moment.

Kisses

...

I'm a cute girl on the internet so it's not a broner.

I moved past the problem since I clicked delete. I wanted to know if you did too.
And you are dating him now, anyway.

don't be shy you can tell me

A g-girl! H-hello!
My name is sci, please give me attention!

He's one of his concubines.

But Darwin's main love interest is a man named Mordin. He's swedish.

why is grim banned

what do you know about me

Yay Moogs is here~

nevermind

The very start of episode one :c

Too tired to even move..

I e-bullied grimmy

i dont know who that is lol
are you banned from here or another board

that you're furry scum

what happens?

thats not much

He wakes up completely constricted by her
And.. does stuff to get released

other board.

Doesn't he finger the snek?

why would I know more than that?

omg .///.

He like.. jacks off her tail
Near enough same thing

Soto, pls responce.

/lewd/?

Hello there beautiful

Gross lmao
That's some furry shit bruh

So you wouldn't mind if I crawled under your blankets and kisses your tummy ?

Hihi.

You should stop being a bad influence on Colbs pls.

Otherwise how's it been, diggy? I hear you're like constantly at cons and shit now.

-is still single-

Pls snakes have scales not fur ;;

I'm.. going to bed

that feel :/

Yeah I guess it all works out, then.

kissed*

fix your grammar pls

Ikr? I try to not be a bad influence but like I can't tell Ian what not to do

I aint his dad

Been pretty aight, not working so Im a broke ass NEET now but Im always going out and shit

What the fuck?

i would assume there'd be a reason for the hostility. come to think of it dont you post furry porn sometimes? or was that the other kitty named poster.

because i only post this rabbit for the most part. so if you're grading me on being furry scum im a bit confused how i would be at a level worthy of scorn

did you just have a hard day. do you want to talk about it

kill yourself

Alright, but be careful not to give death a twofer deal, m9.

So like what's the plan with that situation? Basically, how are you funding that?

...

lewd

2lewd

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Could somebody pls stream Fury Road pls?

Is Zootopia just going to be the newest generation's Sonic, their furry introduction?

I'm taken.

lol
it's not even that serious my nigga

I thought it was Space Jam and Who Framed Roger Rabbit that created this generation of furries

He's not a bad influence, I got a job after all

im not taking it too seriously i dont think

just asking for like...some sense i guess. do you have any

tru

maybe

idk it gets me off

That would mean he developed a new main love interest in like two months I haven't talked to him.
Which is believable, but I don't trust this information.

Then I may stop being a butt.

Every furry that I've even bothered to talk about it with all said Sonic was what made them furries.

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please don't die in a drunk driving accident ian ;;

Ye

I audibly laughed irl

lmao thanks

Yeah, I know
It'd be a shame if Ian crashed that car, that shit is nice

Also I guess karma has been nice to me and people who owed me money finally decided to pay me back and also taxes so yeah

Zootopia is like the new undertale

furry bait shit

That nigga was swerving and I was like Ey bro try to stay in the lines, k?

it wasnt that for me

yeah pretty much but hey it works

That will only last so long, baka x_x

don't encourage him to live
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Will you still jiggle after being slapped?

you faggots have no excuse for drunk driving
pay for an uber next time

that seems pretty autistic
nothing about sonic is even sexualized
lola in space jam clearly had ass and titties and was meant to be a SEX OBJECT

Well, excuse me for not understanding what makes furries be attracted to dogs.

why did you have to say the most embarrassing thing omg

The maximum penalties for a misdemeanor first DUI conviction in California is a $1,000 fine plus over $2,600 in penalty assessments, six months' imprisonment in the county jail, a six-month license suspension ; ten months for blood alcohol level of 0.15% or more, having your vehicle “impounded” (stored at your expense) ..

Not to mention potential vehicular manslaughter charges.

There goes all his trap fucking con money.

or, yknow
death
when they slam into an oncoming family of four and turn every person involved into human paste

you've never seen a piece of furry art that you thought was hot? where does the line between cat girls and furry shit exist for you
ive tried to pick apart the furry mentality before and it usually comes down to two things
1. they're attracted to real animals
2. it's just fantasy, pretty much the same as anime porn

I'll just pull a Luka and mooch off the government

or just move in with you and make you support my NEET lifestyle
You get dick in return
Pretty good deal, right?

I saw people irl cosplaying as the rabbit and the fox from Zootopia

It was all bad

your mom doesn't have an excuse for supporting your ass
pay for yourself next time

Anything .15 and up your fines are doubled

Im so glad I blew a .13
You act like I don't know whats gonna happen, I already know Im expecting like 3k or so in fines

because hearing you say omg is adorable
You've never slapped a piece of meat before? :^)

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stop hitting on my waifu

Goggles go to bed and quit flirting with Sci/Nezi/Treecko

It's past your bedtime young man

if you'd rather pay 3k in fines than 25 dollars for an uber you should just off yourself now
golliwog looking motherfucker

He's exaggerating

It was fine chill

Does California even make a distinction for lesser "intoxicated manslaughter" charges?

Wearing cat ears is just normal anime shit, they're not with actual animal features.
I guess that's the line for me. Anything more than that is a big nope. Then again, even like cat ear shit is eh to me.

I'm not hitting on, i'm just hitting.

It's just 1pm.

ugh. enjoy your meatball subs XD

Y-you mean I can have my very own Hispanic houseboy~?

I'll think about it lol

well quit it

lol ive heard every excuse in the book ian
just have a plan to get home or dont drink out in the first place retard
dont let sotos mexinigger suicidal tendencies rub off on you

Say please.

please clocky?

I gotta deal with all these faggots bitching about drinking and driving lmao
Now you know the feeling
Welcome to the club

I wouldn't rather pay 3k than 25 dollars
I wouldn't rather pay 25 dollars to leave my car somewhere then pick it up the next day

I'd rather drive my car

Thats bed time for shotas

I can pretty much do anything, cook, clean, fix shit etc
Probably cause Im a spic
I can also take you to poundtown

Now post more images like that.

I just choose the slow route usually tbh

You just want to make me suffer, don't you?

He won't even eat all of your food like your current ones.
Just get him like $5 worth of ramen noodles a week.

lmao Guero did your parents die in a car accident or something?

lighten up fatty

...

Soto got arrested for drunk driving? good

My roommates don't eat my food...

Also I don't have food here lol

also

strawpoll.me/7350323

yeah but at least our vices don't also endanger other people for the most part

man you're so aloof and cool
a lot of 13 year olds probably look up to you
im just saying you probably wont be as edgy when you're in a wheelchair shitting yourself

Maybe a different artist, that one is giving me the creeps.

I thought you always complained about your fatty roommates eating everything in the house.

1. "I can handle my liquor" - According to police, this one typically applies to the "macho" variety of men who feel their exaggerated sense of manliness enables them to overcome the effects of alcohol. The problem with this argument is that there is no physical evidence to support it. Alcohol affects you no matter your size, or if you are a man or women. The outward affects just may be different for you compared to others. If you consume too much alcohol you will be impaired. It doesn’t matter how tough you think you might be.

2. "I don't want to pay for a taxi" - Depending on the distance you have to travel it could be a significant cost to get home in a taxi. You could instead plan ahead and use other options, such as have a designated driver, transit or arrange to stay at a friend’s home. If no other options are available, no matter the cost of a taxi it is better than taking the risk of losing your license or hurting yourself or others.

3. "Leaving my car overnight is a hassle" - Going back to the bar or party location the next day can be a hassle, but it pales in comparison to hainvg your car impounded by police.

4. "I always make it home after a few" - Each year in British Columbia, approximately 120 people don't make it home due to alcohol related crashes. The drivers who survive those collisions often tell police afterwards that they had very little to drink and really didn't think they were impaired, despite the fact their blood-alcohol levels were well over the legal limit. Impairment begins with the first drink and you do not always know how impaired you are.

5. "It's only a short drive home" – No matter the distance, a police road check could be anywhere. If you live close by, pay for a taxi instead.

6. "I'm OK to drive" – If you have consumed even one alcoholic drink you have already impared your judgement. You cannot truly decide if you are ok to drive. So don’t drink and drive. You can plan ahead of time to arrange a safe ride home for everyone.

7. "One more drink won't hurt" - Wrong. Every drink you consume adds to your level of impairment. It doesn’t take many drinks before you realize you are more intoxicated then you believed.

8. "They only take your licence if you're drunk" - Imagine for a moment that every person at a sold-out Canucks game has their licence suspended and their car impounded. Then imagine that same arena filled to capacity for another game - and once again, every person in the building has their licence suspended and their car impounded. That's the approximate number (more than 38,000) of drivers each year in British Columbia who are caught by police when their ability to drive is affected by alcohol or drugs. Like the sign says at GM Place: "If you drink, don't drive."

9. "I'm more careful after a couple" – You might think that, but it isn’t true. Alcohol affects your reaction time, decision-making, coordination and visual functions; your ability to steer, track moving objects and brake appropriately; and your ability to control your speed and lane position. The more you drink, the worse you drive.

10. "I wasn't drinking I only smoked a joint" - Studies have shown that "stoned" drivers who have taken drugs other than alcohol (such as prescription drugs, cannabis, or cocaine) can be every bit as dangerous as a drunk driver. New legislation in BC now allows police to test drivers they suspect may be drug-impaired; if are convicted under the legislation you face the same penalties as drivers convicted for driving under the influence of alcohol.

THEY DO ALOT MORE THAN JUST LOOKING UP TO LMAO

Naww
It's just fun triggering people

Hey Nezi

sorry

Eh, I maintain I was fine. Soto's deliberately exaggerating lol

At least leave me out of it jerk

11. "You guys wanna go to Carls Jr?"

Soto's smarter than that. He's learned his lesson.

Good boy.
I think I can pause the hitting for a while.

...

pause it for good

Yeeeeaaaahhh, no

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eh its not like im a saint ive drunk and drove before
its just important to realize how fucking retarded it is and stop doing it lol

you are such a jag, soto. stop triggering me
did you figure out what's gonna happen with your actual ticket

I guess we'll just have to jump him.

myavatar?

I'll think about it.

Where did you go?

I don't plan on making it anything close to a habit

Is Soto's true spic side coming out?

This will not help, lol

Was it ever in?

Yes my avatar.

I was playing videgames with Lexi

Has he ever not acted like a cholo?

I got pulled over with pot on me recently and I was scared as shit, I can't even imagine how soto felt when he got caught drunk

Maybe I just didn't notice it before by not paying attention to him, now that he is what a lot of the recent posts are about I'm taking note.

such shitty naming conventions.

I moved from that place about 10 months ago.

Oh. Whoops.
I can't remember shit.

feelsbadman

Well he was drunk so probably not too scared

They smoked at the con but I couldn't join because my job drug tests

I'm shocked you didn't just feel it radiating off of his posts

Its not my fault.

What?

But videogames are for nerds

says the one who plays league all day

I mean I got the vibe from him a few years ago but I thought he grew out of it.

Nerd

I forget shit too and it's annoying.

I'd still be scared unless I was too drunk to physically drive anyway, man. Dutch courage doesn't apply to cops with me

You play more league than me now a days.

I have a crush on this doctor who now. great.

I generally can't remember shit about people's personal lives because it's largely irrelevant and I just don't ever commit it to memory. Unless it's particularly hilarious, then I remember those.

he's lame

Yeah, my issue is choosing what to commit to memory

Oh right.

You are one of those nerds, lex.

Doesn't like 90% of posters just play LoL all day everyday?

You were sorely mistaken

Maybe. The way he told it, the cop was super nice since he was cooperative

You added me and then never played with me.

Yes

*hyperventilating luka in discord*

rofl

scared the shit outta ghostie

at least you can't get a dui playing lol

oh I meant luke

No

My friend went afk for 3mins then came back and was like "dude did you know I'm black? when the fuck did this happen?"
"my dick got bigger and i have a craving for grape soda and watermelons what the fuck"

*hyperventilates*

I prefer ARAM over normals, even then most people don't want to play with my ping.

DONT DIE

sadbiasfviugb>draft>aram>blind

Stop having a panic attack.
You'll get dicked eventually.

LOL

who the fuck is luke and why is grim masturbating to him breathing

One of the furries.

Dude, I really triggered that user lmao

Dick me in front of Tsuchi.

????????????????????????????????????????

Why would I even be in New Hampshire?

Lexi.

e-Dick*, obvs.

...

...

is that what that is?

*puts my wiener in your bum*

Not right now I'm making a sandwich

*puts my pee pee in your pee pee hole and poop back and forth forever*

...

10/10
would dick again

Dark Souls 3 has an hour download time it seems. Joy.

That seems super fast tbh, it should be quite large

not even once

Now make me a sandwich, bitch.

The fact I am not instantly satisfied is shameful.

your friend wouldn't tell me what dog dicks taste like but I'm sure you know, don't you?

Which is the gayer one in this since it's like, dick on dick sex?

lol i have no idea

Do I know you?

channeling my inner russian right now as i talk to my friend

Aight

What do you want on yours?

I refuse to use lettuce cause Spinach is better also yes, that is cucumber

We dont have chicken breast so dont bitch about honey ham, yeah it ain't the best but oh well

yes I'm your daddy nigga

That looks like a sandwich I could get behind.
At least the start of one.

Where's Luka at so I can spam pictures of this sandwich at him and describe how good it tastes while I laugh at him being hungry and lonely

Oh be nice.
Though that does look really good.

Fuck. Now I want a sandwich.

Here I am
witnessss me

...

yui pls

i thought i was the only one who did this

Witnessed!!

I do this too

Evening, Bard.

I have someone sleeping on my couch since they have larger than baseball sized hail that punched holes in their roof.
Fucking joy.

Eskuhmoh: your worthless dumbass rushes sorc shoes and dont even get a sightstone while they are walking in outr own junge like hitler walking through czhechoslovakia you fucking idiot
Eskuhmoh: learn support before you wanna talk while you literally know nothing
Bebop the great: dude what

Bebop the great: are you okay man?
Bebop the great: if you wanna talk, i'm here for you
Eskuhmoh: dealing with retards like you gets exhausting when its constant
Eskuhmoh: why are you playing ranked when you know absolutely nothing about this game

that one is over my head

Kitten you are the sweet sweet sugar

you are the Aspartame

halloooo squosh

how arey ou

Spinach is good4u
My grandma always stocks up on it
I like it

W-Want a bite?

Bebop the great: can you give me any tips?
Eskuhmoh: not tips
Eskuhmoh: more like advice
Eskuhmoh: 1. uninstall
Eskuhmoh: 2. get disappeared
Eskuhmoh left the room.

You're not missing anything.

My sides

y-you really think so?

...

I require tech support!

I just always have a bag of raw spinach around because it's part of what I feed my bird and it's better than lettuce on most things but burgers

I'm well.
Got DS3 and will be playing that soon.

Yes.

...

i hope you enjoy it
let me know what you think

Where is he these days?!

Can do, love.

he was posting earlier

fuck off back to /lewd/ murder

Hello bort

Say Ahhh~

He got out-gamed by Boo and had to return.

...

me and boo are going to make this peru whore so mad ayy lmao

Neat.

I really gotta stop passing out and sleeping all day

I hurt my foot

commission meee

You know I did a whole lot of nothing today.

Pretty much wasted my whole day playing videogames.

I went and got ice cream though and that was okay I guess.

I'm really bored and league is making me mad.

Doing what? How Bad Is it? Put it on some ice and don't walk on it!

To...keep me awake?

Did you really waste it
or did you enjoy it?
also what kind of ice cream do you like?

HERE I AM TO WORSHIP

HERE I AM TO BOW DOWN

HERE I AM TO SAY THAT

YOU'RE MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD

if it will help

commission me

songs?
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

oh my god it's getting everywhere o////o

pics

But I got nothing, bright one.

Settle down.

I enjoyed spending time with the people I played with so I guess it wasn't a complete waste.

Some brownie thing with vanilla ice cream

I would love me some ice cream right about now
maybe some chocolate chip
maybe some
cookie dough or mint
why doyouu play leage and not dota

damn

Sorry, love. I'm going to go pass back out now. Just wanted to say sorry to pass out earlier. Sweet dreams.

i have dry skin and too muuch came off and it stings quite a bit hwo are you my friend

Its clunky and everyone whos plays it is autistic about how its better than league.

Its also not fun which plays a big part

cya

feelsgoodman

You gotta reach mastery 7 to impress us.

Play something less shitty.

Cummies have changed. It's no longer about daddies, squishy, or swallowing. It's an endless series of prostate orgasms, caused by toys and lube. Cummies, and their consumption of lube, have become a well-oiled machine. Cummies have changed. ID tagged daddies carry ID tagged dragon dildos, use ID tagged restraints. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Bedroom control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Cummies have changed. The age of daddies has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of ass destruction. And he who controls the bedroom, controls cummies. Cummies have changed. When the bedroom is under total control, cummies...become routine.

lmao i'm not worth

errors?

...

Is it broken?

when is it not?

i don't know why you retards still post here
it's the most broken site i've ever experienced

i don't only post here and i've been telling people to go back to 4chan since the day we left

i was speaking more in general
and I agree

Mordin, Dark Souls 3 is great. Get it and play with me.

yeah i thought so right after i hit send

I have it already, I didn't play that much but I got to the second boss before I went to bed.

I'm only on the high wall right now.
I'm having issues figuring out where to go really.

I might make Dom play it with me.

He was streaming that game earlier.

the place is sorta linear. go down to where the big guy is at the bottom.

I would not watch. I am going into it entirely blind.

I figured down was my general direction.

Mine is similar!

That's not very sporty of you, Murder.

That was my most tame ban out of the 3 I got last week

I was unaware you played enough to bother harassing people for sucking.

I don't / didn't. I play for the past two weeks and got three acounts banned before level 5. I have gotten to the point of being able to perma ban an account in about 5-10 games

My sister found these pics in her old box of shit

Holy shit I was a lil babby

That was my first actual gf

D'awwww I was so innocent

Look at me now

An absolute travesty.
Why are you here and not on lewds?

I actually had the thread open because I wanted to ask someone something. Saw Grim's post and had to post my ban. No one is here though so I am gonna head to beds. Night!

You two could be in a RomCom called "Bob 'n Weave" or something.

k

you look funny.

LOL

I'd totally watch it
Man my ears were so fucking huge
I wore a lot of red too cause I was edgy

Maybe cause I was like 12 or 13 or somewhere around there
I honestly dont remember

Also, I dont wanna hear this from the Swedish prick that has a fucked up sleeping schedule

I'd cum in Nadeko

go to bed, Mordin

you, the person dressed up as anime, and the guy with the red headband look like the only fun in that group
kid holding the cup is probably a bitch who wishes he was more of a man but forever can't be

isnt it funny how /lewd/ is kinda like a containtment board for autism and hugboxes

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red headband is Mario and he's fucking short as shit
Like Test levels of short
But man can he drink, he's also a weeb and is good at fight an vidya

There's like two

The one in the far back is Manny
Nigga was cosplaying Magi

The one holding the cup is Boston
You pretty much described him pretty accurately lmao

I have that as a poster in my room.

might be short but i bet the bitches love him

Manny looks like a real bro

kek

Guise check out my new hairstyle

Do I look edgy

Good shit
Nostalgic as shit

Soto, please don't keep that hair style.
I love you, but please.

Quiet.

You need a hair cut as well.

But then I would have no hair.

...

Gross

Then I would not look like a pretty anime girl obvs.

...

Nobody here looks like a pretty anime girl.

Nobody here looks like a pretty anime girl.

Excuse me, He is a pretty anime girl tyvm.

I'm not going to be mean, but I still don't want to interact.

I do. >///

Shush

Go to bed

I parted it through the middle to see how it would look and I laughed pretty hard then messed it up cause I would never be seen in public like that lmao

Text me a pic of your adorable mug.

Bless.

TOPKEK
patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/banning-teen-to-be-tried-as-adult-for-raping-two-girl895b301b3f

いいえ

Get that Kangaroo speak outta here you fuckin Aussie

My hair is fucking long dude
Need to cut it

Flip it in front like an emo.

Sent. ;)

Ha ha. Real funny.
Now send the real shot.

日本語お話ます。

...

This seems like it's actually him.

Yes.

Pls no

Lmao holy shit I just clicked on that and saw my name
That shit cray

MOOGS FUCK OFF

...

eww
veggietables

...

delicious!
:D

I'll take 5ths, pls!

Yup!

...

make that 6ths

100th's

I'd sell them then

give me cummies

;~;

omg! that word filter is rude mean and bad.

food is good tho :(

vEGGIES ARE SUPERIOR YOU IDIOT LUKA

b.u.m.p

:(

no

oats and legumes are your friend

those are good

Why would you tell him to sleep

lewd

meanie chii wordfiltering!

my sides

I don't believe in word filters!

:3

Where have you been, mister.

tired.....

This is why chii shouldnt be mod.

good thing im not

GOOD FUCKING CORRUPT REGIME
SPOILERS OUT
CHII OUT
MOOGEN OUT

rude...
:(

wew lad

nah dawg

...

woof

I've been around for a few weeks now, what about you!

lol superbad was bad

...

cute! :D

I've also been around!

Here's some non-defurred bacon. It still yells and moves around unfortunately.
I like mine soaked in BBQ sauce on my medium grilled seasoned burgers with fresh cheddar jack cheese.

no it wasn't

it was....

super bad

...

lol
it makes the nom sound!

...

rollor coaster ride for that bird!

hahaha

I like my birds with BBQ sauce too.

'new'

I had a while between January and some in March that I didnt post
Might have been why

weird