Clever op

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(mff)
weird

and my bugs... lol

why does that bug have a dick

because.

Didn't even miss ya.

because.

dammit 8ch.

eww

If that was true, you wouldn't have asked where I had been

I miss emma. I don't wanna admit it but I do.

she's busy

I'm still innocent

I know.

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I know that you are not

Prove it.

No

Then I win.

:(

You win nothing
I have some interesting stuff laying about :3

yip, pretty gay.

Morning bubs

gimme

Nu nu

sorry I was asleep

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Thanks

Take a step forward and you are presented with new problems/requirements.

Such is life.

whats next?

god this place is boring as shit

can i have smith?
she's pretty
and wear glasses and suits~ ♥
i wanna use her
:)

since you said you only wanted her to look at ;~;

jump outta that comfort zone and into the DANGER ZONE!

no fuck off she's mine

Squishy loli butts drive me nuts

This is my "fuck danger" face.

:(
kay

BAN DESU FFS

dunno

what's that?

great face for it too

hey tokai

Oh it's just your jiggly butt

scarey webm ;~;

I laugh in the face of danger.

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a trap

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good mornan

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meow
:D

anything new?

4 things

*strokes*

find something cute!

>~<
lewd

maximum overdank?!

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Only if you want it to be

♥
subtle~
*pets like in that webm*

You know it man, how are you this morning?

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wow...
that chuch guy hotline's life went downhill

cats are good!
they do funny things like that!

heh okaii
sweet dreams

yip. craziness, all of it.

poor lady :(

tired really tired, be is now so talk to you later lenks

lata

this many meows

teaches her to not hang out with idiots.

*pets the pretty fox*

her family?

.

its pretty hard to post on this computer

New one?

No its a really old one

some random webm i saved.

Do it anyway.

what are you busy with now?

I will post in increments of 15 minutes.

Something happened to your old computer then?

reading the news. getting ready to watch naked and afraid.

Too far apart.

Those awful moon-boots that Moogs posted are all over my email and amazon now :/

why do you like that show?

a survival show where people actually are left screwed in the middle of no where and have to fend for themselves.

do they do unique interesting new things?

kek, good morning elmers

Do you do unique interesting new things?

Hola, senor~

Oh, and chipotle sauce on your meatball subs don't count.

I'm white thank you very much. Why're you up so early?

No I'm just working on a computer and posting

I can't really help it though

Plus your post times are out of this realm.
It says you're posting at a different time than others.

It's how they deal with their surroundings and each other. A woman and man are naked like that webm. They basically are stuck for 21 days and have to find water and food and make shelter and fire.

They are left in all kinds of different places. Sometimes the mosquitoes are horrible. Other times the monsoon rains are the issue. Other times it's a dry desert. It's nice to see how much they have their sh*t together and how they handle it.

how many episodes seasons have you seen?

I have to leave for work shortly.

I think i might have only missed a couple shows. There's 5 seasons so far.

Oh yeah, you work early mornings right? Or idk, however early, you're east coast right?

I am east coast and no, not usually. This is kind of an oddball rando shift, but at least I'm not closing tonight^^

have you learned any cool things from all of it? too survive?

What is your job? Are you a hostess or something?

I work in the kitchen.

Overall, yeah. It would be hard no matter what. Usually they starve out there. They may eat some but not nearly enough. Once that happens, they have a hard time looking for food.

What kind of food do you cook?

other than raw

cause you know

smartasses

Shit. It's just a dairy queen lol

I'm going to school soon for baking and pastry arts though, so pretty stoked on that.

what food do you think you could find nearby in your local wilderness?

Email me coupons for blizzards bb.

lol no. I finally found one I like so I must hoard them to myself and use the dairy fat to my advantage ;3

Also I don't even know if we do coupons *shruggu*

L M A O
M
A
O

corn and soybeans. It's the midwest where I live and that would be the best way to go about it. grab a little here and there. That's when it's growing. The nearest wilderness is north of here a few hours.

elmers noooooooooooooooooooo
uguu
well at least you like the job, good for you.

Lvl 30-40 pures.

There's fiddleheads, wild blueberries/raspberries, deer, moose, squirrels, bears, etc.

I get paid too much for what the job is to not like it tbh.

Anyway, I gotta get going. I'm such excite to walk in the rain to work /sarcasm

Catch ya later!

What?

and then survive on that for a week?- a month?
with enough energy to construct a shack?

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Ehh, that was a stupid reference to Runescape.
Should have said lobsters anyways for it to be better.

lata

how would you catch those trick little lobsters SD
out in the wild you wouldn't even have a boat?

I don't really know, I only do fly fishing or ice fishing.
I only know that you need traps to catch those and I'm not sure if there are even any lobsters in lakes here, just random crabs.

There's different ways to go about it. Some of it could be unethical. I'm sure there are plenty of opportunities to grab up an animal around here. Cows, sheep, rabbit, chicken, etc. As for the corn, i'm sure a farmer won't miss a few. Plus I can scavenge stuff around the city here.

boil dem lake crabs for tasty dinner
while constructing ur shack

woah...
sounds like you could set up a colony outside your local city and survive out there, if worse came to worse.

It's all about that smoked pike.

whats a smoked pike?

some kinda stick that used to be on fire?

Yeah, it wouldn't be fun though. The winters can be brutal.

It's a fish breed, pretty common around Nordic countries and tastes great when smoked.

aren't we lucky to have all this, i guess.

sounds like it would be a spikey kinda fish!
:O

It has pretty sharp teeth which are kind of like spikes.
Pretty much a predator fish.

yep

i wonder how tasty it is? would you know?

what are you going to do today?

sleep. I've been up 16 hours.

when will you sleep?

in a few minutes

Daww~
that's a cute meow.

have a good one mff

Pretty tasty, caught a few back in the day when I used to go fly fishing.

what is their taste?

I want to give Kirino life counseling.

I don't really know how to describe a taste.

you ate it tho
._.

I'm really bad at describing and judging things.
Practically why I don't do it at all.

Tell the stuff you're good at.
tell me what you like doing most, what comes easy to you?

cp on the front page

Not anymore there's not.

Nighty night.

Goodnight.

i kinda want to try hákarl
or something similarly disgusting like a century egg

hmph

I don't really know.

Never tried that, kind of want to try it even though it's disgusting.

what
do
you
know?

that's exactly why I wanna try it
the last two things I thought was disgusting, which I then tried
were delicious
fuckin pickled beets and kefir

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haha
relatable
meme

I don't really know.

Beets are just damn great in any sense.
Haven't tried Kefir, but Buttermilk ain't bad.

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That's a great song.

draw porn make bank

I ike it too
how are you TODAY S DEEZY?

Draw banks
make porn

*hugs*

I'm top dawg
YOU TOP RAMEN
I'M TOP DAWGGGG

Been a while since I've listened to green day.
Pretty good, just been playing vidya the whole day non-stop.
How about you?

Thanks.
How's Luka?

being a lazy boy til work
Might pick up the guitar soon gotta learn a bit to teach my nigga later

PARU
GANGSTAS
O LAWD

Sounds pretty good, what'cha about to play?

What are you out there doing today my man

Have to learn the ending to time in a bottle with the harmonics
I'd like to spend some time learning some more Mississippi john Hurt tracks but idk if I have the time right now

Maybe do it after work?

not shit actually

just have to call tonight and see if i have to show up for jury duty tomorrow

luka is slight headache
not sure why.

i dont know what my body wants right now...

smith

?

ohayou....

can i

youtube.com/watch?v=Eag-0jeV1pk

Maybe some aspirin?
Or when's the last time you drank anything?

But then I have friends to visit

That sounds awful
have you ever done jury duty before

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drank some water

but it did nothing for me

i slept 16+ hours yesterday
woke up at 12:30am today
it's now 10:30am

can u wat

i have not

too much sleep

Tell them you're crazy and rascist and then maybe you won't have to :[

O-p-p-a-i-y-o

That sounds quite problematic, do you have to learn it before you visit your friends though?

I feel like it would get really hot wearing that helmet.

You should get some sleep if you've been up for around +20 hours.
That is if my math is correct.
Which it usually isn't.

have
smith

i've been sleep for 16 hours i said?
wouldn't more sleep be bad?
i've only been awake less than half a day?

what do i do?

it's not a huge rush
he hasn't been feeling bvery inspired recently and yesterday he had a lesson cause he was feeling up to it
Idk if he will be today but I taught him the verse and chorus to Time in a bottle so all that's left is the ending
I also taught the bridge and chorus to snow by rhcp but that song is only comprised of 3 different segments so i couldn't drag it out as much as I hoped

You woke up at 12:30 am, how is it 10:30 am now?
I'm kind of confused here.

That's how I like it

12am
is past the midnight marker
making it the next day
it doesn't count as yesterday unless it's 11:59pm

yeah i know but i kinda want to do it

what are you talking about

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That sounds fun, I hope he's feeling better so you can jam it out.

This have been noted.

Oh, I'm really bad with these things.
I guess I'm just too used to the 24h system.

I r english
I need to pay attention to what I type instead of listening to the music.

your Smith folder
of the pretty lady with long black hair and cute glasses
and she look nice in the suit and tie

:D

pls gibbe

you have confused me with someone else.

well at least you figured it out now ^_^

mhm now you understand all

whenever I sleep an unhealthy amount, i tend to feel like shit for a few hours after i wake up
i usually just make tea or coffee and then take a walk. fresh air and caffeine help me

no

you are kittens
you make folders of pretty anime ladys

nobody said hello to me

Momentarily that is.

You like it other ways too~

Hello.

probably because you stay up for days and your body wants to catch back up

i am literally not

sorry nezi. here's some (You) for you

How are you,SanDisk?

hnnnnnnnnng!

i felt fine the first few hours after

but right now is like 8 hours after i woke up
and my brain feels... not tired...
just uh... headaches? (minor minor ones?)

:D
Can you say a realistic "cyka blyat" with your accent?

Let's not talk about that

I prefer state-drive or static-discharge you SDphobe.
Pretty good, just chilling it out with music 'n' coffee.
How about you?

notice the flag

*pat pat*
cute pic

oh well... i cant think either right now with this... i unno

have i been up to long?
or have i slept too long?

your tripcode litterly says kittens

yeah it's just really bad for you to sleep that long
you can actually catch a blood clot in the extremities by sleeping that long for some sciency reason that i'm too dim to actually explain

how you been bud

you're likely dehydrated
drink a bunch more water than you already did and the headache should go away

you are kittens?

see

i just said... i drank water

but it didn't work.

it even gave me acid reflux

blegh >:P

We had a match with 1 Russian and 1 German random and the Russian got on my nerves and I said to him "Privet tovarisch, not everyone speaks Russian you cyka blyat."
All in Russian accent, the German started laughing at it and said something along the lines that it's great to have a civil war in-game.

Probably up, but you might have been staring at the screen for too long.

see

i've been watching youtube this whole time
;~;

is that too long?

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You might be too close to the screen.

uh huh uh huh

kittens
give me smith folder that the robot clock guy made you

this hasnt been case before?

Omg
I hope you don't meet many English dudes, they are normally really BM
But still we should play some time!

drink a whole bunch more! most people are dehydrated daily
you should be drinking almost half a gallon of water day
also
you should really go to the doctor if water gives you acid reflux, luka
you could have an ulcer

what kinda music?

Just wasting time before school

th-thanks .////.

I'm dead inside but my life is great

put your butt away whore

Well arent you a model citizen :pp

hello Archives what are you up to today :]

me too ;~:

whats an ulcer?

:)

I wanna pet Rize

Ryze will ult and Q W E

Then you're not enough hydrated, or you've been up for too long.

I've met a few, my favourite is still the one that said;
"Don't be a dick, buy a kit."
"Buy me a kit, I'll show you my tit."
"Don't be a nigger, pull the trigger."
Totes should, I'll see if I can get up any higher from this rank though.

Old 'n' gold
youtube.com/watch?v=h7ArUgxtlJs
I didn't know you had school.

Hope it works out man.

You weren't lying about the squishy loli butts

Aha you watched it? How do you think about it? ^^

i think most of us are dead inside
i'm glad you're doing well, though
at least we can pretend to be happy, right? :3

an ulcer is like a sore inside your stomach
it's not the worst thing ever but you need medicine for it or it'll make your belly ache when you eat or drink stuff

My friends say the first one all the time, when someone would've been able defuse with 5 seconds :c

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why isn't this water strong enough?
i drank it...
why didn't it do enough?

phew.. i don't think i have that then.

not likely
you'd know if you had an ulcer, because it really hurts
i've had a few of them and they suck

youtube.com/watch?v=I5sJhSNUkwQ

Also one of those de-rankers that I told you about was pretty definitely British kept telling racist jokes, laughed heartily.
Then he wanted my babies.
I don't even.

I am not sure.

Watching EP2, so cute.

You cant just drink alot of water at one time to rehydrate yourself
You got to steadily drink water throughout the day

*hug*

are you still alive? don't bleed :(

gimme somethign better than water?

water doesn't rehydrate?

Hydration is the entire process of drinking water and yoru body absorbing and using it accordingly
you can't do all that with just slamming a glass or 2 It takes quite a while

Water dehydrates.

But water is the most effective thing out there for that purpose.

i want just hydration

why does the water take sooo long?

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FACE: 100% OF PEOPLE WHO GOT IN CONTACT WITH H2O DIED

whaaaaa

what do i do?

FACT

FUCK

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who the fuck ruined it with that shitty penis photoshop

i swear to god

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Well, you could always nap.

Just get like a jar of water and sip from it every 5 minutes nigga

refill 3 times a day and you golden

I can't stop eating these M&M's

send help

you should start eating those estrogen nuts

Re-draw it.

or just these nuts

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THERE IS NO TURNING BACK

have i slept too much already?

okay ;~;

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Remove the boobs and the vagina actually.

sAME

You're asking way too hard questions.
We're just back to the starting point.

wtf there's estrogen nuts

H E L P

good

what do i do?
:(

Sleep or stay awake if it's too early to get some sleep.

I know what can help
reesees peices

what's that?

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What am I, sharp cheddar?

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I want a HTC 10.

I want someone to cuddle.

I want a THC 10

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theres an app for that

y-you....wanted to cuddle....me???!

yan asked me to post this here

I-It's not like I w-want to cuddle you or s-something, b-baka!!!

tell yan that's weird

o-oh.....sorry..........

Damn I'm glad black men drive those cabs too

Why you no recognize tsundere.

i forget what they're called

look at trap guides

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i think it looks better

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8ch pls

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I'm a hot nigga
I make it drop nigga
see a homie on the street i'm slangin rockcs nigga
I got a lot nigga
I'm in da spot nigga
see them lights I aint tryinna do no cop nigga

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sup sd

Subtle butt drives me nuts

Just drinking coffee and going through Franz Ferdinand.
Anyways haven't seen you around for a good while, what's good with you?

Yes perfect.

just chilling, drinking tea and eating biscuits
ive more or less stopped coming here now

Sounds good.
I've noticed more or less, any particular reason or just feel like you need a break?

Holy shit qt is still alive

there's my favorite cock loving UK fag
aside from Subtle

for a moment I thought I was on /vg/ and you were talking about qtpie and then I read subtle and I was all like whaaaaa subtle is well known but then it was just you

kill yourself

QT very alive.

So that is what's going on in LoL General?

choke on a daldo

seems like every time i come back here theres fewer reasons to return, so i just left

sup soto

neru pls

Charlie pls go

Had any good pastries lately?

Yo whats up qt
Long time no see
Did you give up on the threads? Shit, I don't blame you. Its pretty boring now

How have you been? How's that diet/cycling working out?

Juan pls go

Ah, well then.
I don't post as frequently nowadays too, mostly because I found some motivation to actually play games.
That being said, I'll reply very slowly if I do.

yup, pretty much. not doing too bad, lost about a stone, but sticking to a harsh diet is hard, and not just in terms of willpower.

howve you been?

ive got coursework to do, but its a pain in the arse, and im moving tomorrow too

Ooh, moving?

That's pretty good I guess
Better than gaining weight lmao

Well I've been good, I got a DUI he other day so that kinda sucks but hey I'm still having fun
Still go to cons and shit

lemme see your eyes
I wanna see if you're more gook looking than I am when I smoke weed

If you win I'll buy you DS3

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No.

8ch keeps eating all my images

;~;

I won't post it like I posted your dick, I swear
That was like years ago and I did it for funsies
I didn't expect you to get super mad lol

moving in with sword to a nice 2 bed house, gonna have a dedicated office room and a dedicated weight room, and a dining room, and a garden, and nobody to share it with but the bf :3

work and fam still good?

No.

Oooh, congrats!

lmao your names not even Emily
What are you doing?

I quit my job and moved back in with my fam
So one can say I am a full fledged NEET

I fucking missed this feel bro
Its been like 5 years of working, I needed a break

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What even? Who says this.

soon
11am im picking up the keys and paying first months rent, then i hire the van and move everything in

lel

No.

Taking the day off tomorrow?

yeah, its only a coursework lab anyway

Should I come and help :3

with the lifting or the coursework?

That sounds like a bore, going to move far away?

Moving, of course.

just a couple of streets from where i am now, but im gonna have a whole 2 bed house to myself for the most part

sure, if you feel like travelling to england just to lend a hand

N-no, that's too far.

I would, if I lived, like, in the next town and didn't have school hue.

Go back to playing DS3 fucking nerd

It sucks being broke af tho

lel
im sure ill manage, somehow

trudat

I just finished, im going to bed.

Who even thought of this nonsense

gotta take your time

proles shouldn't even be wasting their employers' time tbh

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It's too much time, I'm done eating just sitting here messing with my phone and THERE'S STILL ANOTHER 35 MINUTES AAAAAAAAA

I mean it's a 9 hour shift but damn

la dee da

You gotta find inner peace.
waiting is a blessing, not an annoyance

Oh I'm sure it's much more difficult working in the mines 25 hours a day

Buddha was a LIAR

Am I a liar?

Maybe. Tell me a lie and I'll compare it to other stuff you've said

Kakkoii o.o

Ian's finally growing up

oookay

I read the bible at least once.

wait did colbs graduate or something?

wait, did qt faggot or something?

Well that's better than moving far away.
That sounds pretty comfy.

What is this sorcery?

Yea and he got a job at the national archives

Do you even wage slave?

yup, cant fucking wait
i may head to bed soon, help make tomorrow come a little sooner

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sci tier meme

Would you rather pay 2 - 3k in fines and fees or serve 2 weeks in jail?

I def doing jailtime though
Fuck all that money

enjopy your criminal record you greasy cunt

don't drop the soap

I already sorta had a criminal record before this lmao

Don't really care you literal peice of trash.

wtf
how do you even clean

lmao you get as triggered as Guero or Ban when I talk about drinking and driving
Shits mad lulz

Hopefully you'll get stabbed to fuck by a neo-nazi and Californian pedestrians can breath a sigh of relief.

I need to get doing that too, going to hit the gym again tomorrow although I'll probably procrastinate on sleep for a while longer though.

Did you get hit by a car before or something
Looks like Im bringing up bad times for you lmao

I lick all the dirt off
like a fucking cat

Holy shit this pic is so old

Depends how much money you have in the bank

brb throwing up

ive decided im going to actually lift when i move in with sword, i cant be fucked actually attending a gym but i can at least make use of freeweights at home

No. Just don't find it hilarious to be a murderer waiting to happen. You've obviously had a traumatic childhood that has impaired your "growing up", resulting in a stagnated maturity. A maturity that is more or less a reckless immaturity in reality.

how are you on money?

I just started going to the gym because a friend asked me to and I want to stay in shape because I'm literally doing nothing physically exhausting due to my military service ending.

Not too much, it ain't empty though
Shit I wouldve had enough to pay off the fine if I wasn't being a NEET these past few weeks and spending it on going out

like 1k and some change

A-At least I don't look like a girl irl

At least I don't watch mlp

Atleast I am not a felon awaiting jailtime. Such is life.

if you need money to stay out of jail i could legit help you dude

i basically have no upper body strength, on account of my legs being the only part of me that is put under any kind of strain at all

1000 better than being a mexican convict lmao

God damn ._.

I know that feel, just used to do cycling multiple times a week.
I guess military was pretty good for me in means of upper body gains.

ive put a little on from fencing, but not much, i need more

It's actually a misdemeanor not a felony

I really appreciate the offer but I think Im still going to do jailtime cause looking at it from my pov it usually takes up to a month to gather up 2-3k compared to 13 days in county jail (not prison lmao) isn't bad at all

They offer payment plans for the fines/fees but I'd rather be incarcerated than be jewed out for money in the long run
That's just me though, especially since I dont have a job atm so I really don't have to worry about missing work or anything

pls no bully

buy me DS3

It's a full price game >_>

I got enough from different tasks and carrying that RusskiKiller 95 TP, that is what I actually called my RK 95 TP

who kicks the ball get hit back

something like that

only way im gonna get strength is if i lift, no choice for me

Still a ex-con. Retard.

yeah man if you're sure
i know we're not the best of friends and you kinda deserve it but id rather not see one of ians best friends get jail raped by tyrone lol

i'm so jealous you get to carry that thing around, man. I want a sako.

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