what is going ooooooooon
MOOGS IS A SPAMMING SHITHEAD
scoots is an autist
call me axiira
where is everybody
what's going on
why is thread empty
new thread wasn't even linked in last one
i'm lost help
Where are all the good posters at?
I had a while between January and some in March that I didnt post
Might have been why
and my bugs... lol
why does that bug have a dick
Didn't even miss ya.
If that was true, you wouldn't have asked where I had been
I miss emma. I don't wanna admit it but I do.
I'm still innocent
I know that you are not
Then I win.
You win nothing
I have some interesting stuff laying about :3
yip, pretty gay.
sorry I was asleep
tfw slowly making dreams a reality
Take a step forward and you are presented with new problems/requirements.
Such is life.
god this place is boring as shit
can i have smith?
and wear glasses and suits~ ♥
i wanna use her
since you said you only wanted her to look at ;~;
jump outta that comfort zone and into the DANGER ZONE!
no fuck off she's mine
Squishy loli butts drive me nuts
This is my "fuck danger" face.
BAN DESU FFS
great face for it too
Oh it's just your jiggly butt
scarey webm ;~;
I laugh in the face of danger.
tfw danger zone
me reaching maximum OVERDRIVE
find something cute!
<3 bout to head to sleep but since you showed up i wanted to say hi, now though i am going so have a good day bae
Only if you want it to be
*pets like in that webm*
You know it man, how are you this morning?
that chuch guy hotline's life went downhill
cats are good!
they do funny things like that!
yip. craziness, all of it.
poor lady :(
tired really tired, be is now so talk to you later lenks
this many meows
teaches her to not hang out with idiots.
*pets the pretty fox*
its pretty hard to post on this computer
No its a really old one
some random webm i saved.
Do it anyway.
what are you busy with now?
I will post in increments of 15 minutes.
Something happened to your old computer then?
reading the news. getting ready to watch naked and afraid.
Too far apart.
Those awful moon-boots that Moogs posted are all over my email and amazon now :/
why do you like that show?
a survival show where people actually are left screwed in the middle of no where and have to fend for themselves.
do they do unique interesting new things?
kek, good morning elmers
Do you do unique interesting new things?
Oh, and chipotle sauce on your meatball subs don't count.
I'm white thank you very much. Why're you up so early?
No I'm just working on a computer and posting
I can't really help it though
Plus your post times are out of this realm.
It says you're posting at a different time than others.
It's how they deal with their surroundings and each other. A woman and man are naked like that webm. They basically are stuck for 21 days and have to find water and food and make shelter and fire.
They are left in all kinds of different places. Sometimes the mosquitoes are horrible. Other times the monsoon rains are the issue. Other times it's a dry desert. It's nice to see how much they have their sh*t together and how they handle it.
how many episodes seasons have you seen?
I have to leave for work shortly.
I think i might have only missed a couple shows. There's 5 seasons so far.
Oh yeah, you work early mornings right? Or idk, however early, you're east coast right?
I am east coast and no, not usually. This is kind of an oddball rando shift, but at least I'm not closing tonight^^
have you learned any cool things from all of it? too survive?
What is your job? Are you a hostess or something?
I work in the kitchen.
Overall, yeah. It would be hard no matter what. Usually they starve out there. They may eat some but not nearly enough. Once that happens, they have a hard time looking for food.
What kind of food do you cook?
other than raw
cause you know
Shit. It's just a dairy queen lol
I'm going to school soon for baking and pastry arts though, so pretty stoked on that.
what food do you think you could find nearby in your local wilderness?
Email me coupons for blizzards bb.
lol no. I finally found one I like so I must hoard them to myself and use the dairy fat to my advantage ;3
Also I don't even know if we do coupons *shruggu*
what food do you think you could find nearby in your local wilderness
L M A O
corn and soybeans. It's the midwest where I live and that would be the best way to go about it. grab a little here and there. That's when it's growing. The nearest wilderness is north of here a few hours.
well at least you like the job, good for you.
Lvl 30-40 pures.
There's fiddleheads, wild blueberries/raspberries, deer, moose, squirrels, bears, etc.
I get paid too much for what the job is to not like it tbh.
Anyway, I gotta get going. I'm such excite to walk in the rain to work /sarcasm
Catch ya later!
and then survive on that for a week?- a month?
with enough energy to construct a shack?
Ehh, that was a stupid reference to Runescape.
Should have said lobsters anyways for it to be better.
how would you catch those trick little lobsters SD
out in the wild you wouldn't even have a boat?
I don't really know, I only do fly fishing or ice fishing.
I only know that you need traps to catch those and I'm not sure if there are even any lobsters in lakes here, just random crabs.
There's different ways to go about it. Some of it could be unethical. I'm sure there are plenty of opportunities to grab up an animal around here. Cows, sheep, rabbit, chicken, etc. As for the corn, i'm sure a farmer won't miss a few. Plus I can scavenge stuff around the city here.
boil dem lake crabs for tasty dinner
while constructing ur shack
sounds like you could set up a colony outside your local city and survive out there, if worse came to worse.
It's all about that smoked pike.
whats a smoked pike?
some kinda stick that used to be on fire?
Yeah, it wouldn't be fun though. The winters can be brutal.
It's a fish breed, pretty common around Nordic countries and tastes great when smoked.
aren't we lucky to have all this, i guess.
sounds like it would be a spikey kinda fish!
It has pretty sharp teeth which are kind of like spikes.
Pretty much a predator fish.
i wonder how tasty it is? would you know?
what are you going to do today?
sleep. I've been up 16 hours.
when will you sleep?
in a few minutes
that's a cute meow.
have a good one mff
Pretty tasty, caught a few back in the day when I used to go fly fishing.
what is their taste?
I want to give Kirino life counseling.
I don't really know how to describe a taste.
you ate it tho
I'm really bad at describing and judging things.
Practically why I don't do it at all.
Tell the stuff you're good at.
tell me what you like doing most, what comes easy to you?
cp on the front page
Not anymore there's not.
i kinda want to try hákarl
or something similarly disgusting like a century egg
I don't really know.
Never tried that, kind of want to try it even though it's disgusting.
that's exactly why I wanna try it
the last two things I thought was disgusting, which I then tried
fuckin pickled beets and kefir
I don't really know.
Beets are just damn great in any sense.
Haven't tried Kefir, but Buttermilk ain't bad.
That's a great song.
draw porn make bank
I ike it too
how are you TODAY S DEEZY?
I'm top dawg
YOU TOP RAMEN
I'M TOP DAWGGGG
Been a while since I've listened to green day.
Pretty good, just been playing vidya the whole day non-stop.
How about you?
being a lazy boy til work
Might pick up the guitar soon gotta learn a bit to teach my nigga later
Sounds pretty good, what'cha about to play?
What are you out there doing today my man
Have to learn the ending to time in a bottle with the harmonics
I'd like to spend some time learning some more Mississippi john Hurt tracks but idk if I have the time right now
Maybe do it after work?
not shit actually
just have to call tonight and see if i have to show up for jury duty tomorrow
luka is slight headache
not sure why.
i dont know what my body wants right now...
Maybe some aspirin?
Or when's the last time you drank anything?
But then I have friends to visit
That sounds awful
have you ever done jury duty before
drank some water
but it did nothing for me
i slept 16+ hours yesterday
woke up at 12:30am today
it's now 10:30am
can u wat
i have not
too much sleep
Tell them you're crazy and rascist and then maybe you won't have to :[
That sounds quite problematic, do you have to learn it before you visit your friends though?
I feel like it would get really hot wearing that helmet.
You should get some sleep if you've been up for around +20 hours.
That is if my math is correct.
Which it usually isn't.
i've been sleep for 16 hours i said?
wouldn't more sleep be bad?
i've only been awake less than half a day?
what do i do?
it's not a huge rush
he hasn't been feeling bvery inspired recently and yesterday he had a lesson cause he was feeling up to it
Idk if he will be today but I taught him the verse and chorus to Time in a bottle so all that's left is the ending
I also taught the bridge and chorus to snow by rhcp but that song is only comprised of 3 different segments so i couldn't drag it out as much as I hoped
You woke up at 12:30 am, how is it 10:30 am now?
I'm kind of confused here.
That's how I like it
is past the midnight marker
making it the next day
it doesn't count as yesterday unless it's 11:59pm
yeah i know but i kinda want to do it
what are you talking about
That sounds fun, I hope he's feeling better so you can jam it out.
This have been noted.
Oh, I'm really bad with these things.
I guess I'm just too used to the 24h system.
This have been noted.
I r english
I need to pay attention to what I type instead of listening to the music.
your Smith folder
of the pretty lady with long black hair and cute glasses
and she look nice in the suit and tie
you have confused me with someone else.
well at least you figured it out now ^_^
mhm now you understand all
whenever I sleep an unhealthy amount, i tend to feel like shit for a few hours after i wake up
i usually just make tea or coffee and then take a walk. fresh air and caffeine help me
you are kittens
you make folders of pretty anime ladys
nobody said hello to me
Momentarily that is.
You like it other ways too~
probably because you stay up for days and your body wants to catch back up
i am literally not
sorry nezi. here's some (You) for you
How are you,SanDisk?
i felt fine the first few hours after
but right now is like 8 hours after i woke up
and my brain feels... not tired...
just uh... headaches? (minor minor ones?)
Can you say a realistic "cyka blyat" with your accent?
Let's not talk about that
I prefer state-drive or static-discharge you SDphobe.
Pretty good, just chilling it out with music 'n' coffee.
How about you?
notice the flag
oh well... i cant think either right now with this... i unno
have i been up to long?
or have i slept too long?
your tripcode litterly says kittens
yeah it's just really bad for you to sleep that long
you can actually catch a blood clot in the extremities by sleeping that long for some sciency reason that i'm too dim to actually explain
how you been bud
you're likely dehydrated
drink a bunch more water than you already did and the headache should go away
you are kittens?
i just said... i drank water
but it didn't work.
it even gave me acid reflux
We had a match with 1 Russian and 1 German random and the Russian got on my nerves and I said to him "Privet tovarisch, not everyone speaks Russian you cyka blyat."
All in Russian accent, the German started laughing at it and said something along the lines that it's great to have a civil war in-game.
Probably up, but you might have been staring at the screen for too long.
i've been watching youtube this whole time
is that too long?
You might be too close to the screen.
uh huh uh huh
give me smith folder that the robot clock guy made you
this hasnt been case before?
I hope you don't meet many English dudes, they are normally really BM
But still we should play some time!
drink a whole bunch more! most people are dehydrated daily
you should be drinking almost half a gallon of water day
you should really go to the doctor if water gives you acid reflux, luka
you could have an ulcer
what kinda music?
Just wasting time before school
I'm dead inside but my life is great
put your butt away whore
Well arent you a model citizen :pp
hello Archives what are you up to today :]
me too ;~:
whats an ulcer?
I wanna pet Rize
Ryze will ult and Q W E
Then you're not enough hydrated, or you've been up for too long.
I've met a few, my favourite is still the one that said;
"Don't be a dick, buy a kit."
"Buy me a kit, I'll show you my tit."
"Don't be a nigger, pull the trigger."
Totes should, I'll see if I can get up any higher from this rank though.
Old 'n' gold
I didn't know you had school.
Hope it works out man.
You weren't lying about the squishy loli butts
Aha you watched it? How do you think about it? ^^
i think most of us are dead inside
i'm glad you're doing well, though
at least we can pretend to be happy, right? :3
an ulcer is like a sore inside your stomach
it's not the worst thing ever but you need medicine for it or it'll make your belly ache when you eat or drink stuff
My friends say the first one all the time, when someone would've been able defuse with 5 seconds :c
why isn't this water strong enough?
i drank it...
why didn't it do enough?
phew.. i don't think i have that then.
you'd know if you had an ulcer, because it really hurts
i've had a few of them and they suck
Also one of those de-rankers that I told you about was pretty definitely British kept telling racist jokes, laughed heartily.
Then he wanted my babies.
I don't even.
I am not sure.
Watching EP2, so cute.
You cant just drink alot of water at one time to rehydrate yourself
You got to steadily drink water throughout the day
are you still alive? don't bleed :(
gimme somethign better than water?
water doesn't rehydrate?
Hydration is the entire process of drinking water and yoru body absorbing and using it accordingly
you can't do all that with just slamming a glass or 2 It takes quite a while
But water is the most effective thing out there for that purpose.
i want just hydration
why does the water take sooo long?
FACE: 100% OF PEOPLE WHO GOT IN CONTACT WITH H2O DIED
what do i do?
who the fuck ruined it with that shitty penis photoshop
i swear to god
Well, you could always nap.
Just get like a jar of water and sip from it every 5 minutes nigga
refill 3 times a day and you golden
I can't stop eating these M&M's
you should start eating those estrogen nuts
or just these nuts
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK
have i slept too much already?
yeah im alive for now unfortunately
Remove the boobs and the vagina actually.
You're asking way too hard questions.
We're just back to the starting point.
wtf there's estrogen nuts
H E L P
what do i do?
Sleep or stay awake if it's too early to get some sleep.
I know what can help
What am I, sharp cheddar?
I want a HTC 10.
I want someone to cuddle.
I want a THC 10
theres an app for that
y-you....wanted to cuddle....me???!
yan asked me to post this here
I-It's not like I w-want to cuddle you or s-something, b-baka!!!
tell yan that's weird
Damn I'm glad black men drive those cabs too
Why you no recognize tsundere.
i forget what they're called
look at trap guides
i think it looks better
I'm a hot nigga
I make it drop nigga
see a homie on the street i'm slangin rockcs nigga
I got a lot nigga
I'm in da spot nigga
see them lights I aint tryinna do no cop nigga
Subtle butt drives me nuts
Just drinking coffee and going through Franz Ferdinand.
Anyways haven't seen you around for a good while, what's good with you?
just chilling, drinking tea and eating biscuits
ive more or less stopped coming here now
I've noticed more or less, any particular reason or just feel like you need a break?
Holy shit qt is still alive
there's my favorite cock loving UK fag
aside from Subtle
for a moment I thought I was on /vg/ and you were talking about qtpie and then I read subtle and I was all like whaaaaa subtle is well known but then it was just you
QT very alive.
So that is what's going on in LoL General?
choke on a daldo
seems like every time i come back here theres fewer reasons to return, so i just left
Charlie pls go
Had any good pastries lately?
Yo whats up qt
Long time no see
Did you give up on the threads? Shit, I don't blame you. Its pretty boring now
How have you been? How's that diet/cycling working out?
Juan pls go
Ah, well then.
I don't post as frequently nowadays too, mostly because I found some motivation to actually play games.
That being said, I'll reply very slowly if I do.
yup, pretty much. not doing too bad, lost about a stone, but sticking to a harsh diet is hard, and not just in terms of willpower.
howve you been?
ive got coursework to do, but its a pain in the arse, and im moving tomorrow too
That's pretty good I guess
Better than gaining weight lmao
Well I've been good, I got a DUI he other day so that kinda sucks but hey I'm still having fun
Still go to cons and shit
lemme see your eyes
I wanna see if you're more gook looking than I am when I smoke weed
If you win I'll buy you DS3
8ch keeps eating all my images
I won't post it like I posted your dick, I swear
That was like years ago and I did it for funsies
I didn't expect you to get super mad lol
moving in with sword to a nice 2 bed house, gonna have a dedicated office room and a dedicated weight room, and a dining room, and a garden, and nobody to share it with but the bf :3
work and fam still good?
lmao your names not even Emily
What are you doing?
I quit my job and moved back in with my fam
So one can say I am a full fledged NEET
I fucking missed this feel bro
Its been like 5 years of working, I needed a break
lemme see your eyes
I wanna see if you're more gook looking than I am when I smoke weed
What even? Who says this.
11am im picking up the keys and paying first months rent, then i hire the van and move everything in
Taking the day off tomorrow?
yeah, its only a coursework lab anyway
Should I come and help :3
with the lifting or the coursework?
That sounds like a bore, going to move far away?
Moving, of course.
just a couple of streets from where i am now, but im gonna have a whole 2 bed house to myself for the most part
sure, if you feel like travelling to england just to lend a hand
N-no, that's too far.
I would, if I lived, like, in the next town and didn't have school hue.
Go back to playing DS3 fucking nerd
It sucks being broke af tho
im sure ill manage, somehow
I just finished, im going to bed.
1 hour lunch breaks
Who even thought of this nonsense
gotta take your time
proles shouldn't even be wasting their employers' time tbh
he gets lunch breaks
It's too much time, I'm done eating just sitting here messing with my phone and THERE'S STILL ANOTHER 35 MINUTES AAAAAAAAA
I mean it's a 9 hour shift but damn
9 hour shift
la dee da
You gotta find inner peace.
waiting is a blessing, not an annoyance
Oh I'm sure it's much more difficult working in the mines 25 hours a day
Buddha was a LIAR
Am I a liar?
Maybe. Tell me a lie and I'll compare it to other stuff you've said
Ian's finally growing up
I read the bible at least once.
wait did colbs graduate or something?
wait, did qt faggot or something?
Well that's better than moving far away.
That sounds pretty comfy.
Mordin going to bed at a reasonable time
What is this sorcery?
Yea and he got a job at the national archives
not working 38 hour shifts
Do you even wage slave?
yup, cant fucking wait
i may head to bed soon, help make tomorrow come a little sooner
sci tier meme
Would you rather pay 2 - 3k in fines and fees or serve 2 weeks in jail?
I def doing jailtime though
Fuck all that money
enjopy your criminal record you greasy cunt
don't drop the soap
I already sorta had a criminal record before this lmao
Don't really care you literal peice of trash.
how do you even clean
lmao you get as triggered as Guero or Ban when I talk about drinking and driving
Shits mad lulz
Hopefully you'll get stabbed to fuck by a neo-nazi and Californian pedestrians can breath a sigh of relief.
I need to get doing that too, going to hit the gym again tomorrow although I'll probably procrastinate on sleep for a while longer though.
Did you get hit by a car before or something
Looks like Im bringing up bad times for you lmao
I lick all the dirt off
like a fucking cat
Holy shit this pic is so old
Depends how much money you have in the bank
brb throwing up
ive decided im going to actually lift when i move in with sword, i cant be fucked actually attending a gym but i can at least make use of freeweights at home
No. Just don't find it hilarious to be a murderer waiting to happen. You've obviously had a traumatic childhood that has impaired your "growing up", resulting in a stagnated maturity. A maturity that is more or less a reckless immaturity in reality.
how are you on money?
I just started going to the gym because a friend asked me to and I want to stay in shape because I'm literally doing nothing physically exhausting due to my military service ending.
Not too much, it ain't empty though
Shit I wouldve had enough to pay off the fine if I wasn't being a NEET these past few weeks and spending it on going out
like 1k and some change
A-At least I don't look like a girl irl
At least I don't watch mlp
Atleast I am not a felon awaiting jailtime. Such is life.
if you need money to stay out of jail i could legit help you dude
i basically have no upper body strength, on account of my legs being the only part of me that is put under any kind of strain at all
1000 better than being a mexican convict lmao
God damn ._.
I know that feel, just used to do cycling multiple times a week.
I guess military was pretty good for me in means of upper body gains.
ive put a little on from fencing, but not much, i need more
It's actually a misdemeanor not a felony
I really appreciate the offer but I think Im still going to do jailtime cause looking at it from my pov it usually takes up to a month to gather up 2-3k compared to 13 days in county jail (not prison lmao) isn't bad at all
They offer payment plans for the fines/fees but I'd rather be incarcerated than be jewed out for money in the long run
That's just me though, especially since I dont have a job atm so I really don't have to worry about missing work or anything
pls no bully
buy me DS3
It's a full price game >_>
I got enough from different tasks and carrying that RusskiKiller 95 TP, that is what I actually called my RK 95 TP
who kicks the ball get hit back
something like that
only way im gonna get strength is if i lift, no choice for me
a misdemeanour that results in jailtime
Still a ex-con. Retard.
yeah man if you're sure
i know we're not the best of friends and you kinda deserve it but id rather not see one of ians best friends get jail raped by tyrone lol
i'm so jealous you get to carry that thing around, man. I want a sako.