Ugh

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His pathetic self depreciating humor couldn't go on forever.

It'll live on in some shit sitcom show in Australia that steals his matetrial

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Please_Like_Me

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Well, she sure fucked a few.

yhy

I know it was supposed to be intentional but DAMN that middle one.
10/10 cringe.

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This the kind of great decision-making we need when electing world leaders.

CUTE

Hey look, my ex-girlfriend made a documentary about herself! Neat!

LUL

He fucks them afterwards because they need semen to survive. It's just a usual toddlercon manga.
An interesting setup squandered for nothing.

Only have yourself to blame.

sauce?

Somehow all of her bad decisions are men's fault? I guess it is our fault for thinking women could be trusted to be responsible for anything? So they want us to chain them to the kitchen so they don't make bad decisions then?

no you don't get it

she's EMPOWERED

she chose all that for herself. She liberated herself from a boring life of being a house wife and got to do exciting things like fuck truckers and ate fast food on the side of the road. She's free now. "Fuck Men" for ever trying to stop her from living such a fulfilling life!

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gib sauce on 3rd image

JOJ

That's not how it works, dobson.

I wonder why she looks sad at all times then if being empowered is so great.

JOJ?

That's just the last bits of internalized misogyny running its course through her. It's symbolized by the wedding dress that she still wears even while enjoying her liberation. She's still shackled to the patriarchy.

That's why she builds an effigy in the final parts and burns her wedding dress at the end. She's finally breaking her own chains and taking charge of her life. What a commendable, strong womyn!

Gets me every time.

TOOT TOOT

I don't remember that part in Alien

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That's great.

How old are these?

Over a decade.

I'm so close to giving up.

The set of the fourth gif are one of the few last things that disturb me.
I mean shit, just yesterday I watched that webm of that Venezuelan pedophile having flaming plastic drip on his back while he's forced to eat the melted skin of the corpse next to him and I wasn't bothered at all, yet I can't watch that gif.

Here's how I thought it was going to go:
What actually happened is completely baffling to me. It seems the video maker just hates married life and considers being a useless, drunk piece of shit fucking truckers to be better. Why men then? Wouldn't they have the same problem with a lesbian marriage? The fuck kind of weak argument did they waste their time and resources on?

It's Total Recall.

Doesn't it turn you on?

Do not ponder the insane's reasoning.

Ponder who is letting the insane reason.

Just who could be behind this work?

youtube.com/user/MorgueToeTag/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid

lol

I like this lore.

Alrighty then, I think this sounds like the point where unspoilering in this thread stops being fun.

You can't just post this kind of shit without posting the webm in particular

Coward.

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Didn't read anywhere that the victim was a pedo

On that matter, it's funny how murderers, rapists and kidnappers believe they get to redeem themselves by killing pedos.

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don't worry, she's fine

I think "Fuck Men" is an authoritative statement rather than a figurative one.

Shit, they're immortal regenerating freaks?!

That's so fucking cool! I didn't know there was a lore behind these.

yeah

or whatever

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Hinga dinga durgen.

no, it was staged. probably for a movie or something

kanker

When you're talking about guro porn, regenerating freaks are sort of an inevitability.

that's not very AWWWRIGHT

Today is Leif Erikson Day?

You guys really know how to ruin something.

Is it because people genuinely like the idea of perpetually killing the same person in multiple gruesome ways over and over again…

Or is it like Loli where it's just pedophiles trying to justify their fetish to normalfags because "S-She's really a 1,000 year old succubus who just looks like an 8-year old girl"

"S-She's not really getting killed. Not for real-real. She enjoys it. Honest"

This kills me to death

Loli actually doesn't have much of that she's actually really old stuff. It's really popular in non-H stuff because they want to draw in those people but don't want to turn off everyone else. Actual stuff targeted directly at fans of loli stuff just has straight up little girls. A lot of times the little girls usually end up raping or blackmailing the man/men into sex though. Or at least are actively seeking it out. Which pretty much never lines up with real-life at all.

What are you talking about. Aggressive lolis aren't that common.

There's this magical thing called "fantasy" where anything can happen.

I am a loli connoisseur and i think they are pretty common

Here ya go.

And this is only bad quality of my waifu. But that gives her smaller hitbox so whatever.

To be honest, that's pretty tame. Most scary part is that they are so damn loud.

the most scary part is that brazilians have figured out how to create fire

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user you need to read better loli. Like a great starting point is a little girl sitting on some guys face while she gives him a footjob wearing striped knee-high socks.

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im not reading the rest of that shit

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huh

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For some reason I totally didn't expect it to blame men in general at the end.

I SEE IT=

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You know she's a necrophiliac right?

HEIL

postin' dick

YIFF

OHNO

Thanks Communism.

Man is a hero we need but do not deserve.

Is all of SA communist now except for Chili?

That fairy has some fucking jacked arms holy shit, does she lift?

But the best loli and shota is them doing kid things, with adult toys.

Magic is hard work.

Why Slam Dunk, of all things?

hahahahaHaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHA!

Are you meeming? Was that a joke you just posted?

www

Here's a funny face.

That is pretty funny.

Is the middle pic part of a series or anything?

Eh I like aggressive girls, happy/goofy sex is okay but I like it more when the lady is in charge.

Yeah ok.

That chick seems familiar. She looks like Elyse from Funhaus.

That's a happy ending as far as I'm concerned.

same

/a/ meets /k/

Stick your mosin up your ass, commie scum.

She's empowered until the patrol car finds her on the side of the highway with no clothes on and arrests her for indecent exposure and she ends up in prison for 2 years.

I am disgusted beyond belief!

Why is she being spanked?

Witch you fool.

3D females are sick in the head and love being humiliated and punished. They aren't human so they don't follow logic like we do.

she gets a workout jacking off humans

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Same reason a lot of cats and dogs like to be spanked in the butt. It quite literally gets them off, because it reverberates to interior erogenous zones.

Jews might have big noses, but not everyone with a big nose is a Jew.

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How heartless. These images make me terribly sad. Where's the "doing cute/happy things with your waifu" images.

lel poor you.

That doesn't make my emptiness any less real.

don't bully the kid he's probably argentinian or some other spic nigger

that second one is actually part of a series. I don't think it's anything more than maybe a dozen pages but still.

Because there's totally someone that's not an elf has sharp ears. Sure lass

Yeah the bacon girl is pretty cute.

Oh it's a midget lover. Kill yourself you beardy fuck.

Says the tree loving faggot. Hope you enjoy having your homes destroyed, because the demand for tree just got 10x higher.

Here's a template to get started making some!

Lel keep your gay harry potter shit to yourself I only like manly things like Hitler and anime.

Why didn't Dumbledore just let Harry stay in the dorms of Hogwarts during breaks between semesters?

oh nvm its just some leftypol faggot

because dumbledore was a gay pedo and knew he wouldn't be able to keep his hands off that sweet ass

You mean Tom Riddle, right?

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Here is what the video was replying to.

You are all just degenerates.

Dat hidden pingas and smurfing the bush.

Mr. Rat's device of prolapse.

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anal only

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The singing frog as the host?

I only know of one Queen and it's the Queen of music

Would you break her open with your dick?

you know, i was expecting a joke of some sort

is that a thing?

whats the joke in that photo?

This video really makes you think, doesn't it?

Stable time loops are impossible. The original idea in the original timeline had to come from somewhere.

That striving for achieving something different or better is evil and should be discouraged.

Hold still, baby.

'Slipknot is a shit band', i imagine.

That there are actually three percussionists in Slipknot.

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That hurt to look at.

why do I want a version with youmu

The pain means you really love her!

I'd pop her cherry flavored fruit rollup hymen with my all day sucker, bust my fererro roche deep inside her paper mache womb and fill her cadbury eggs with my buttercream frosting.

Goddamit.

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I wasn't aroused, but my interest was piqued in a "what the fuck is this" sort of way.

Amazing

Mr.Volunteer doesn't get lol threads

Mods are being a little bit too anal about porn dumps if you ask me

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Spamming porn that nobody wants is delete worthy you autist.

Just ID filter him you sperg

so is faye male or female? What the actual fuck is this?

look up faggot

Id filtering is broken for me currently.

I actually was interested in the story. I dont mind the deletion of porn spam, but they could have at least let me finish reading it.

And more.

Delete all cookies and shit from Holla Forums and refresf

It was massive, unrelated to the thread, and was done specifically to disrupt. I thought it seemed appropriate.

Here you guys go if anything it's very good for reaction images
exhentai.org/g/935433/aefe54b5e3/

Mate, we are in a LOL thread. I don't think there is nothing to disrupt here in the first place. Did the guy dumping got any reports?

I'd disagree, the reason I like these threads is when people show off new things, and when one person just dumps shit (that whole comic was 200+ pages long and the dude showed no signs of stopping) then actual interesting content gets lost.

lol threads are for derailing though. If you can post something that gets a reaction, you do it. I wasn't even reading it, but it never crossed my mind that it shouldn't be there.
I'm not upset or anything, but I don't think it was the right call either.

Oh. That might be a little too long.

You mean there is a loss of content?

Also user both you and I know that comic dump was the most interesting thing in this thread because LOL threads only ever regurgitate the same fucking pictures over and over again because only redditfags post in these threads.

Well yeah, I guess that if another user was actually bothered by it it's fine if it was deleted. Did deleting the cookies work?

That shit was interesting. I wanted to see how it ended. Good thing that user posted the link in the thread or I'd be quite irate.

Funniest thing in the thread. I know I was shitposting, but really what the fuck else do lol threads give us?

This is a LOL thread.

There's nothing good in these threads, I only lurk to see fucked up shit get posted, like moon over june. There's nothing in these threads that benefit anything, only to be disgusted.

HAR

Yeah, thanks for the tip.

You're missing out man.

That is the good I'm talking about, new and interesting things to be disgusted over.

Reminder that all porn on Holla Forums should be related to
V I D E O G A M E S

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That's some shitty animation

I know about Lemon font but I didnt know part 4 was out.

Fuck off, Holla Forums.

More?

I was really enjoying this comic until the second arc started and it got super ridiculous and melodramatic.

Nope, and possibly fake

Oh Jesus, I forgot about these.

Hey does anyone here have that MLP comic that was supposed to be based on the Ferguson riots except in this case a black dragon got shot by a pony cop or some shit. It was really cringey and it was supposed to be an allegory about racism I think.

Who cares, shit's worth reading anyhow.

I don't have the whole thing, just highlights.

HE HE HE

What is with the autistic obsession of assuming something's bad because it's fake?? The stories are fun because of their entertainment value.

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I say it because that's usually the second question after "Is there more?"

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Is this trying to imply that girls can't wear sneakers, pants and a shirt? Because that won't a raise a brow here or anywhere, if anything a men dessed as a woman is alarming, but women use men clothing all the time.

Legitimate question, why are you reading the thread if you don't think the content posted in it is interesting?

I have nothing better to do with my life.

dragons dindu nofing! he was a gud boi!
>using a comic for girls horsefuckers to push your agenda
dont tell me, the writer got away with it?

No clue, what I do know is hardcore horsefuckers pointed out that dragons in the show were objectively violent greedy fucks, so comparing them to niggers was hilarious, especially since zebras were apparently already the nigger stand-ins.

i need more femenist/tumbrl monstergirl

Lol what a way to say you're fat

did something happen to 8ch servers? they feel fast.

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Hots shot up some good quality fuel and went into overdrive

Disgusting.

Any dumblr MG is pure fanfiction.

Ilias was right.

Not bad

wait
ahahaha what the fuck
I shouldn't be laughing at penny arcade

is this an edit?

Nah, it's legit

Really? Were they funny at some point.

Yes.

All of them must die.
All of them will die.

I want to fug the girl from the fourth pic. Very much…very.

What in the name of the Mother of God Christ Almighty, King of Kings, Holy of Holies, Redeemer of Man; am I reading?

I used to make my female cat squirt and possibly orgasm from rubbing her pussy
That was a bad decision however because eventually she got a UTI and I had to give her meds for it and stop the rubbing, even though she kept trying to get me to continue.

That does not answer my question, nor comfort me as a response in any way.

I wonder if the vet knew.

Ebin thread fellow Redditors! I upboat for well deserved karma! XD

I need more

Possibly,but she was older, about 15 at the time so he might have thought it was just age related maybe, and not me diddling my cat.

Thanks for reminding me that I'm not completely fucked in the head, user. I really needed that.

that picture gives me the impression the artist also draws porn.

Yeah, the background is very telling :^).

Why did you pleasure your cat?

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disgusting

Come on now

You don't happen to browse /k/ user?

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If I wanted to pleasure a pussy, I would get some washed up whore like or get a wife.

hebe is gone, when are the bestialityfags next?

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post pics of ur cat

Aw fuck that's good

I have a dog who's always horny as fuck and will try to hump your leg any chance she gets. One time she got up on my bed and started doing it and I was about to tell her to fuck off like I usually do, but I felt kinda bad for her since she's old and blind and I figured she deserved to feel good. So instead of pushing her off of me I used my foot to help her get off through the sheets. I ended up doing all the work and after like 15 minutes she came all over my foot, sheets or no it was pretty nasty. Luckily her fur absorbed most of it.

I wish I knew what you meant, but I don't.

Can't, she passed away a few years ago.
I still miss her man, not even in a sexual way but as a friend. It hurts too much, losing pets.

Did she go back for seconds?

get the gun

What's wrong with you?

Two anons who help their dogs fuck, check.
Now we nees more tile fuckers, state lovers, and some new genre.

She's not as horny as she used to be but even if she was I doubt I'd do that shit again

When she was young she was fucking insatiable though, if I had done it then I don't think she would have ever left me the fuck alone

There was that guy you likes hamburgers.

Congratulations anons now you are ascended furries. Show them how to live the dream.

Good to see that they're still trying to prevent people from being married and having good lives.

oh wait, no it's not. it's not good to see.

you did it m8, you made me feel utter disgust.

sauce me on that third one faggot

i believe in rope.

How can something as pure and lovely as snek be destroyed by Tumblr?

You can't really claim that when there's no way to test how time travel works. But I think it makes sense if the alternative is an unstable time loop in which someone gets sent back into time anyway in a way which doesn't resolve.

fuck you people. fuck this thread.

I'm out.

Why the fuck people like you are allowed to exist is beyond me..

Easy, acceptance, tolerance, and fee fee patrol no longer allow aggressive degenerate removal
For as long as the public is allowed to freefall into chaos, sickos will exist

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I really don't get the message of this. I believe it's supposed to be satire.

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This needs more replies.

i could garner a sexual interest in the back of the knee, maybe

Would you fuck the letter B?

source is amagami

Liberalism, relativism, socialism, secularism and postmodernism are hell of a drug. Crashing the Western Civilization, with no survivors

Hey, I like vonnegut. I am not really /lit/ please no bully

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I CAME BACK TO THIS THREAD JUST TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST

I always agreed with everything in this video
Except for the claim that Skyrim is better than Oblivion, that was a fucking stupid statement

Disgusting.

They were so pure as well, but tumblr had to touch them!

what

Truly an example of totally non-forced diversity.

Everything about it is cancer it is almost as if it were made to be offensive.

Don't worry though /monster/ and the people who make the content are pretty strict vanilla no snouts no 'monsterboys' so relax. Just a few gross girls who can't be a part of the boys club.

i still can't use direct link to sadpanda
off with the cookies, made tre account and also switch the X with -
still getting the panda when clicking the direct link
i only receive smug anime grill when asking help

hoh, well memed

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Bruh just make an account and play hentaiverse for a bit like the rest of us did.

Those plugins to skip logging in stopped working a long time ago.

No you dipshit, time is not some magical substance, it's a geometrical dimension. See figure 1, on the left there's a 2d universe with flat shapes being objects. On the right there's 3d spacetime of that universe. And objects don't really move neither in space nor in time, it's just they experience "now" as a slice of the timespace in which they reside and flow of time as a difference between present "now" and immediately previous "now". Now consult figure 2, which depicts a stable time loop. Blue circle comes from the future and knocks over green triangle, which then comes knocking over blue circle, putting it in motion and triggering subsequent back-in-time teleportation in the first place. It didn't fucking mattered how it started because all of it was always there, as a rigid motionless snapshot in the 3-dimensional timespace.

This is why time travel is perfectly possible on one hand, but on the other hand any and all actions performed there will amount to dick.

Do you reall think you just conclusively proved that time travel is possible with that nonsense?

"Possible" as in "no magical space censorship bollocks would prevent that". Also it's not nonsense, that's how timespace works. You should find enough proof in the way your view of spacetime transforms under accelerations, up to making events that have already happened from your perspective become events that will happen in the future from your new perspective.

No, you're just representing a third dimension over two others, you could "prove" teleportation is "perfectly possible" with those diagrams too while you're at it.

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When humanity, or failing that whatever sentient life arises after, ascends to becoming fifth-dimensional beings, all of time will be a measurable and visible constant to them that they can push around and explore, as we do with what we perceive as physical objects. Every mark you make on the universe is permanent, user. These ascended beings on a literal higher plane will be able to see that time you jacked it into your sister's panties or whatever. That is an inalienable part of existence, now.

I believe you because you have diagrams and the other guy hasn't.

hold the fuck up

Time travel is possible only to the future due to the fact that real time is interconnected to physical space.

So technically there is no way for humans to experience "real time" because we have mass and energy that manipulates space. Regardless of how minimal this impact may be its still enough to warp our sense of time that it is not objectively accurate.

Really all you need to do to go to the future is manipulate space with lots of energy and mass, something that our planet, is, our rockets, black holes and etc do already albeit on different scales.

So technically we're constantly traveling foward in time due to not being able to experience real time due to our mass. We're all time travelers to an extent.

The only entity able to experience real time would be photons because they have no mass.

Welp, that's enough Holla Forums for one day

I can't wait to see your ensightful research peer reviewed and published. "Time obviously works this way" is so irrefutable you'll surely earn the respect of the entire scientific community.

Its funny.
Here you have a rather down to earth girl.
She understands there are problems with her life, is not making excuses for it.
Feels guilty when looking back at past selfishness when a child.
Is modest questioning her own talent.
Is being ruined by the modern progressive view that its fine to be 39 single, and female.

But, obviously there is a problem because she is a hook nosed kike.
Yeah nigger, no hypocrisy here.

Oh god, what the fuck, and there was me thinking I was bad for having masturbated with my sister.

Day of the rope can't come soon enough.

Do tell.

Give us pictures, so we can judge.

Lel, I'm just saying what other general relativity guys are saying so chances are there's already shit ton of papers saying the same shit. Time is a part of timespace geometry is one widely accepted postulate. And sequence of events depends on selected frame of reference. For any two events, you can select such frames of reference that in one they happen one after another, the one where they happen in opposite order, and the one where they happen simultaneously. Which is not just "widely accepted", this is what Lorentz transformations formulas are designed to describe. If events are arrangeable to happen however the fuck you want them to, even though you have absolute dick to do with any of them, you can only reason that those events were always there, just waiting for your frame of reference to observe them.

Nothing that weird to tell, at least nothing that could match what the fuck I just read. It's exactly how I said, we masturbated together.

Ended better then I expected.

NO

You don't just masturbate user. You tell me that story right the fuck now before I come over there, no homo.

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It doesn't ends there, you know

It really was just masturbating. There is no fucking story to tell. Shared tent on holiday, a good amount of alcohol in both our bodies, some smooching and touching later we are masturbating in unison.

As both catheti are equally long, θ must be equal to π/4.

Thus, x = 19/cos(π/4) ≈ 26.87

You have an interesting idea of a family outing user.

Fuck you. It might look weird when you write it down on paper but when you think about it nothing actually happened and it's long past me.

Are you and your sister fraternal twins? Were you two separated for a significant number of years when you were younger?

Please fuck off, we were just horny and drunk. We didn't have sex at all, just a little taste and view of one another.

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I'm not judging you user, incest is a game the whole family can play.

There was no sex - no incest.

It's okay user, you don't have to justify the forbidden love between you and your sister.

We're all anonymous, there. Don't worry.

nigga relax. No one's judging you. In fact on this site, they'd be more inclined to praise you.

Just in case user.
>>>/in/

Stop baitin' me.

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Okay, that was funny, fair enough.

Not like that's how it went though, I swear we didn't touch eachothers privates in any way (only through clothing initially before the whole thing happened, I suppose, but that's not my fault anyway).

No matter how you twist and turn it there's really nothing about it that's even remotely close to incest. I suppose it's just a little bit weird that it happened if you read it like that but you weren't there so you don't understand the circumstances.

Nah bro it's cool, we support whatever you and your sister are into.
You two want to jack & jill up the hill, we wont mind.

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There's a whole lot of fucking going on in this thread