Whats the difference between these countries again? do any of them produce /kino/?

STOP FUCKING SAMEFAGGING JESUS

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Finland has done some stuff. Aki Kaurismäki is Finland's most well known director.

Renny Harlin has directed a bunch of Hollywood movies like Die Hard 2. Iron Sky is a mostly Finnish movie.

I don't know why people are so intensely butthurt about Finland being considered part of Scandinavia.

I just now noticed that that pic has a misspelling in it. I wonder how long that was there without my notice.

Lars Von Trier
Nicolas Winding Refn
Thomas Vinterberg
Ingmar Bergman
Lasse Hallström

Wtf I love refugee propaganda now

The difference is that only one of them are competent enough to produce kino.

*were

Denmark is the only one I've seen make anything remotely good

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what is the best scandinavian film and why is it frozen (2013)?

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Haha! You missed me!

who has the best geography classes and why is it america?

pozz loads
no

You can't even read half the things in New England.

Nice quality, faggot.

my Ex gf who was one of the top of our class along with me thought alaska was in the ocean next to hawaii

These easternmost one is filled with mongols and ugly women, the centre niggers and cucks, the westmost oil and cucks.

Don't panic, but it seems that Scandinavia looks like a flaccid penis seen from the side ridden with HPV warts.

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That'd be fitting if the chocolate Jew didn't move production to Mexico. Image needs to be updated. I don't know to what, but the glorious state of Pennsylvania shouldn't be represented by a filthy corporation distributing goods touched by shitskins.

Very interesting… Now, could you tell me a little about your relationship to your mother, user?

No joke my mother used to breastfeed me until I was like 7, I don't know how she produced milk that long

Why'd she stop?

If she offered you mystery milk, would you drink it?

I'm guessing my dad talked to her about it, probably told her it really wasn't normal to breastfeed for that long.

Aw-schucks! Why do dads always have to ruin the fun? Too bad you were too young to really appreciate it at the time, eh?

You dad is a complete cockblocker

I doubt she would have continued into my puberty, anyway. At least she never stopped being affectionate.

Dads tend to be.

I knew a guy that breastfed until he was 15. 80 year old tall as fuck cowboy. He was a cool as fuck dude.

Just how affectionate are we talking here?

Also, double dubs checked.

Does she make you let her give you a bath and wash your private parts?

GOD DAMN

Just normal motherly love, hugging before bed, kissing goodbye and all that. Even when I go over for Christmas she does it.

When I was very young, yes, I was only 3 or 4. 5 at the very oldest, but probably younger. I assume that's normal.

Nice, nice.

finnlan has spede pasanen (assburger man)
but other than that they only produce good menes :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
t.knower

Finland is hell

They have pretty chubby girls.

Oh, well… Was kinda hoping for something more lewd and a lengthy greentext story.

Denmark has Mads Mikkelsen, so there's that.

In one country you have cuckolds, in another you have Asiatic horse archers, in another no one laughs, and the last one is obsessed with Tulips.

No, no. My mother isn't that type of woman. She's just overly loving towards me. I should probably say why at this point because I've been rather misleading.
My mother had three miscarriages before I was born and one after. I'm an only child. I was born several weeks premature and had a lot of health issues. I was in an incubator for the first few weeks of my life. I was apparently given a fairly low chance of survival, but here I am. My mother developed some issues over this, three failed pregnancies lead to one living child that might die anyway. After the fourth miscarriage she kinda lost it and didn't deal with her emotions correctly, instead of dealing with the bottled grief of losing four children she gave all the love she wanted to give them to me instead.
Ain't gonna lie though, it's nice having a mother who absolutely adores you.

Fuck.

This went from potential wincest to depressing. My wife tells me how much she wants kids and she would literally kill herself if she went through that. When you go over to your parents house next month for X-mas tell her you love her, man.

You know what to do.
Don't worry, I tell her whenever I see her.

Lol nice to see you don't stop being a weirdo once you get married.

It depends. I watched one friend go from quiet little bitch boy for his girlfriend to raging zero fucks given weebcuck bragging about making his wife reenact some scene from a chink porn book. Mind you now we are drinking but his wife is in the room.

I also saw my alpha as fuck ex-boxer firefighter buddy go from zero fucks given ass slayer to balding skinnyfat cuck husband literally raising his wife's two mullato children.

Humans are really interesting creatures.

here you forgot a few countries

t. burger

looks more like brazil

To think these faggots fought back Russia during world war 2 just to now bend over and spread their buttholes to be stretched by niggers.
What a fucking disgrace

That were the Finns. They aren't as cucked as the Swedes either.

how the fuck you ended up on this shithole with a mother like that?

t. delusional burger

what the fuck is wrong with his face?

There is no difference. Northern Europe is completely gay and pozzed.

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what a loser lel

I came here after a lot of shit went down on halfchan a few years ago.
You don't need to have some tragic childhood or horrible life to use imageboards.

funland is the best country in the world

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I like his reaction at the end

The difference is the language obviously.

Sweden was the one that produced kino but Denmark is the country that produces kino on a regular basis, Norway can't do anything right so they only produces degenerate comedy or some low-tier indie film.

t. Medelsvensson

The difference is the memes and politics of course.

Finland has Spurdo and mongol throat singing and denial of being nothing but huts before Sweden and Russia created their nation as well as constant whining about Sweden while for some reason simultaneously wanting to be more like them. Sweden has being a caliphate to disguise the growing national socialism to disguise the Islamic colonization of the southern lands. Denmark has mohamed cartoons and believing that they are Scandinavian. Iceland has a dying language and getting rid of jew bankers. Norway has denial of their anti immigration party being controlled opposition and believing that their speech isn't effeminate as fuck.

Now which of these are memes and which are politics no one is really sure of anymore. All we can really say for sure is that if Sweden and Finland were one country again it would be the shape of a dick and balls.

Scandinavia is a geological area; more specifically the peninsula. Which Finland is not a part of.

everyone fighting for jews is a loser, hence why russia is a third world shithole and fatmericans get raped by jamals, pacos and muhamads 24/7

but Finland was part of the Axis

Literally all Russians

now ill never forget where which country is on eucuck

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