The Patriot II

Come back soon

Alright.

I don't appreciate the dryness. lol

But the contrast of those flavors and textures does make sense.

I like my bacon cooked so its kind of chewy, and just about to go a little crisp.
But everyone else in my household love the crispy bacon.
phillistines.
I should buy a juicer.

there is a dryness to it but there is also supposed to be pockets of fat and juice, it's just most people fuck up good "crispy" bacon, i do most of the time i try it at home but i get it right now and again and it's nice

nini

goodnight

sleep tight

Almost burnt bacon best bacon.

Sleep well Luka.

Haram

go fuck or get fucked already

Officially dead thread.

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I love subtle

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:3

I wanna pet Subtle.

My master is the kindest most bestest master there is

you have a master now?

m-maybe

kinky

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good
now
n-now unwwrap it

Subtle is my master and hes the best master I could ask for

I ate it like a week ago

im still confused by the appeal of something like that, at least online anyways

I wish I could eat that sub

youtube.com/watch?v=jsF0rFyd76M

Toasted or not toasted?

Thanks Sd!
whats up today mate

No problem, kind of sad that the artist took his own life though.
Played vidya earlier and then quit to hit the gym and now I'm just chilling it out whilst waiting for anime to download which subtle recommended.
How about you?

That is sad
damn d thats fucking ccrazy

I am lying around waiting off my hangover
work in an hour and ahalf X:

That sounds pretty bad, have you considered any drinks like gatorade?
Those usually help you to get rid off hangovers.

I DEMAND
gratification
it must be
INSTANT
and SEXUAL
and also SOCIAL

it's okie I've got a water jar here
a bit hungry but wont eat for a while

Oh well, as long as you remember to stay hydrated.

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The weather is finally grtting nice for that i am thankful

how is your weather>

Damn GRRRRRRRL

I worry it wasn't social enough, but you're welcome.

Conversation is my fetish

Do you think House Speaker Paul Ryan's recent ad campaign is indicative of plans to seize the Republican nomination during a brokered convention, or is he preparing for a rebuilding period should Hillary win the presidential race?

that is also my fetish...

post ur cutest pic

s-sorry I am not up to date on current political events or even many politics of the past
I am an apathetic ignorant american

lol luka avataring a bitch who smokes when he is "straightedge"

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Get the folder?

no i did not

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you're a piece of shit

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winrar

Damn. I gave it to Lexi to give to you.

Mind if I post it here or would you prefer it in private?

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It's ok. You're cute and that's all that matters.

yo bard have you ever worn a skirt

I haven't even logged on to steam yet lemme check real quick

Also he plays guitar, so that's a plus.

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We can only hope.

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Yum.

oh no... I forgot

Ah, alright.

hurry up

A webm for you.
webmshare.com/wNeEG

8/10 you made me laugh.

Well, you can do it now I suppose.

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neato

youre so cold to me
you hhave a Heart of darkness

life is cold... maaaad wooorld

Slow thread.

sama i still have big love

batr pls, I...

woo for re-dyeing hair.

what's up bard, it's been a while.

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Wew lad

hey grids ! how are you getting along today?

they say as darwin unzips their pants

Bard's grandma meme s

you know that hips dont lieee and I'm starting to feel its right

lol otter'ly ridiculous

I'm doing quite well, just chillin.

Same here
stuck working in an hour
I picked me up a few bottles recently but they didn't have the kind I was looking for
so I got some good shit its called tassel ridge its local iowa stuff i think but then i got screwed with a bottle of barefoot thats a pain to get down X:

One of my old old old old friends from a dead mmo i used to play came back yesterday
why I havnt seen him in
5 years at least

oh, cool, I never really made friends through MMO's
barefoot? I'm drinking that piehole whisky right now

that sounds good :o
I would gladly trade you my wine for your whiskey :pppp

This fellow was such a nice guy
I was excitted to hear he came back
I miss all my old friends from that game every day
Lived most of my teenage years with them lol

So whats up for you this week any big plans?

just on swings for the next 7 days starting tomorrow night, and when I'm on swings I tend to just sleep when I'm not at work.

At least it's fun to play on the swings :7

Don't you get it?
You see the hat?
I
AM MRS.
NESBITT

what if the purpose of the intelligence of humanity and ultimately evolution of life itself is to create your own universe and it's an endless cycle

Ch-choke me m-master

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we're like a cardinal number trying to climb to an inaccessible cardinal man

dooooooooooomed

life sandbox

Is this the real life?

OOh you gon cut me like my dad did?
that nigga ain't even have kids
I'm adopted nigga
stop playin
oh you talkin shit nigga?
AAAH i'mmma get to sprayin

My first sip made me gag
And I thought I was gonna blow beets
But I took another and pretty soon brother
Sour mash started tasting sweet
Made me feel brave and strong
Bulletproof, like I could do no wrong
But I found out before too long
What I should've known

You can learn to love anything
Even a bird in a cage will sing a song
Even it's wrong
Even if it kills you in the end
You can learn to love anything
Trade your heart and soul for a ball and chain
Anything can bring you pleasure, even pain
Pick your poison
Poison
Pick your poison

Is this just Fanta sea?

hellooo and goodbye i am off to work : ]

8ch can you please stop failing to auto update thank you

soo cool.

caught in a meme slide

no escape from memeality

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you could smash them in the face with a brick, or shoot them with a BB gun.

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I want to lick and kiss subtles tummy

I bully dicks and vaginas.

ALSO BAN DESU

it worked for me.

Fuckin plebs

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Humans only respect fear and pain, nothin' else

I swear to God it looks like there's semen in that quesadilla.

Well the doctor did say I needed more protein in my diet

And kiss your lips while rubbing your legs

Kinda wish soto would cook for me

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Was I invited? Why wasn't I invited?

I require nutrients.jpg

hola

I require additional pylons.

How cheeky am I allowed to post today? Because posting is going fairly well. good jorb 8ch

who the fuck invited freeman?

Sup

Shut the fuck up

I gotchu famalambohini

Yo did you hear about Titan-con?
It was some free con at Cal State Fullerton yesterday

It was small though

Mozzarella is always best for quesadillas just cause it melts pretty quickly and tastes really good

Well a howdy dooty to you too scoots

I did hear a bit about it, nothing raving though.

Same

Just got back and had lunch, it was tasty
little tired
I texted you earlier

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Where is Revy?

What would you do for an apple?

Fine, just have the apple

He died.

For Soto

i cri

pay a buck

1.20, give me the apple.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yip

What would you do for the fresh taste of 5 gum?

Which of these with the green lines doesn't kill my feelios and is just dumb fun

myanimelist.net/anime/31174/Osomatsu-san

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Those are pretty mediocre

What did you not understand about "THESE WITH THE GREEN LINES"

Yes I like moe shit.

Gochuumon

none of the above.

Politely ask for a piece.

rip

You mad at me or something?

THOSE

ARE

ALL

SHIT

You are shit.

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Clearly not.
He got married and dumped by a probably made up poster.

I want to eat an apple out of remis butt

Quality shitpoast

Really though watch :c

imma watch boat girls in thigh highs doing weird shit

rip Marian

BAN DESU

oh k

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shut up moogs ahhhhh

Our BLTC is served on soft, buttered and grilled wheatberry bread dressed with sun-dried tomato mayonnaise and layered with melted Gouda cheese, buttery Bibb lettuce, vine-ripened tomatoes, and plenty of warm, smoky bacon.

k

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TEST PLS NO BE MEAN PLS

Is this how you get diabetes

Just autism.

Sharo-chan best girl :c

UGH

Do it.
Pull out all the stops.

oh you

I can't tell how old this girl is.

WAIT, IT'S TOKAI POSTING IT

IS THAT EVEN A REAL GIRL?

Not loli/10

Why do you hate me now, Tsuchi???????

?

Will you take the risk?

I think you really misunderstand me as a person

It's not

It has a dick

get the fuck out moogs

We used to be frands!

Feminine penis.

Far from a deal breaker, to be honest.

nigga i havent posted in like 10 minutes i had already left

MOOGS GET THE FUCK OUT!

Why are those shows never true to reality where every "attractive girl in an MMO" is really a fat neckbeard behind the screen?

How are we not now?

You can't afford the leash tho lol

iunno. feelsbadman

how degen of you

I regret reverse googling this.
imgur.com/a/i9GCG/#0

This is me not giving a fuck and posting cute 2hus

lol
You know the title is literally "And you thought there is never a girl online?"

We've all been lied to.

What's even changed?

I don't watch shitty moe shit so I wouldn't know.

Why not just become the girl

Bitch I will fucking bring rope
My spic family has tons of it in the garage

Test would you a boipussy?

I hate that word and also Eroge

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Yes.

I DON"T KNOW!!!

It twitched~

kawaiiiii umbrella-san

I think our last conversations were just me goading you into sleeping with your coworker.

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1st ep was really enjoyable ^^

Why eroge?!

And now he's dating the hottest chick at work lol

oh well

steal her from him

make him pay

WELLLL

OKAY

That sucks.

FUCKING LOL

Nah, I'm good.

>/////////<

SHUDDUP!!!

muh eprides

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When I'm looking for cute pictures, all I find are lewd, wtf man?

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Add "rating:safe".

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add "anal"

my net went down to 2 bars, grom. gomen.

I should start getting ready anyway^^

She's eating cake.

And she pissed herself.

What the fuck is the narrative here?

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I'm going through my own untagged folder, rofl

Dear lord, that guy is creepier than grim.

:^)

BYE, LEAVING RIGHT WHEN I GET HERE.

Those people walk the street with no problem but my liberal right party have to keep meeting locations secret until the last moment because of antifa.

who is that guy

at least I didn't catch feels for some bimbo that cucked me while high on crack

what's up? I got like an hour.

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This image is not shit. It is cute. Therefore this is a cutepost, not a shitpost.

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ikt you like getting cucked though

yes

That anime butts drive him nuts.

cooked

fuq

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Somebody in the world probably has a tattoo that says something along the lines of anime butts drive me nuts.

She apparently has a bf, go figure. At least I could get her to drink with me and you know, NOT GET CUCKED BY TIMMIES.

NM, just bored and woke up.

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I wish I could lay on the roof

Do you want to climb a belltower with me?

Don't fall off.

Long drop and a sudden stop?

The thought makes me want to go all Charles Whitman.

lmao

Are you a thirsty individual?

The chinks think they can just say "ge" instead of GAME

niggas got me fucked up

Belltowers are for sniping.

Don't let people look under your skirt.

I'm sure you could find one but people might think you're gonna kill yourself.

Hey, you know, that works for me too.

No.

Hell, do I give that impression?

Deal.
You'll keep the door barricaded.

I remember the dark days of Jumpstyle too well

But sliding off would be the best

huh why

naah that's only with flats right?

Did you actually download that whole gallery to avatar as now?

Gameuuu

It's cute

possibly

AGH

BORING

You're going to have to draw the short stick on this one.

Add U after words to become Japanesu
It's true, just tryu~

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I dunno I just think someone standing on a roof for no reason doesn't look that great.

That feel.

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"Hey. So you want a girl that =pie. Lol 3.14..."

note to self, don't use qt3.14 around normies.

I'm pretty sure we would of won if I was anyone other than Ezreal.

At least we won one game today I guess.

what if I sing?
people would think it was a disney movie

I'm tryinguuu
It's not workinguuu..

uguu

How is that series anyways?

Not really
You look like a pretty high maintenance guy

You fucked up Lenko

Its like mixing water with oil

It's kinda working right now. That's all I'm going to say.

Like Lucian?
The tree was all over me every time.

Or a singing crazy guy is on the roof.

No, Lenko don't do it

You're making a big mistake!

Sitting on the roof is pretty dank

I really liked it
But my taste is SHIT so don't worry about my opinion

I'll give you the play by play as this conversation goes on.

Well I would of done a lot more damage than 90 per auto with Lucian so probably.

I could hit them they just didn't die.

but I'm not crazy..

I know right??!

I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or actually being honest

This is why you're my nigga

new

Can see all neighbourhoods and look like a real artistic guy. VAPENATION.

You must not have shitty weather all year round.

Guess you're not weebu enough~