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(SD)
wat's a hype nick jerk?

wait you got shot?!

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Yep. Man sauce all over his face. He was in shock the first time but took it so very willingly the next 50 times.

d

sorry trripcode tester thing wont work here

There is a trip code tester on some site you know

Erins ext has it built in too

SD, you should watch Kabaneri, it's really quite something ^^

Tfw you will never get anime recommendations from subtl

ur not SD

hmph...

It's when you wake up with a shock.
It usually occurs when you die in a dream, or at least happens to me.


Noted and backlogged.

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Fite me 1v1 irl

omg they upgraded the youtube player again!
:O


i once woke up when i felt jolt of steady pressure on my chest after scarey dream and semi parylization for a breif moment once...
it gave me some anxiety that one time.

Woah now I have to check

Luka you're my real-time news source sometimes lol

i like how ghostie and i have traded nudes but my entry in her list is still blank

You can ask :c
Anyways I told you to watch Clannad!


There are only 2 episodes out so far, so you can watch while it's airing if you want, like Ajin

Sleep paralysis?
Haven't had one of those, but I've heard they're spooky as hell.

new skins!

lol, jk nothing new. :3 le prankeded

awwh that's so sweet!

mine wasn't long enough for anything major
just shocking.

yeah you feel the chills right after waking up.

Tfw you will never get prankeded by Luka

hmph... meanie subt1

Meanie?!

nvm... -_-

All our lives are pranks by an uncaring god

Luka's mad :c

I'll see to that then, once I'm not doing anything else though.


A friend once said he had a man-figured shadow in the corner of his room and it kept staring at him and he couldn't move.
I thought he was joking at the time and told him to seek help.
Didn't really know those can occur to people.

thank you ma chere for not taking advantage to further my flustered state i should probably get some sleep now though

rawr


those can occur.
but i think if you live stress free days and no shocking events.
you prolly won't likely encounter and sleep issue like paralyzing?

There's stress, but I don't care about it that much.
Mostly because I forget all the things that cause it.

You've got a spot in her balls but idk if you've got her heart yet

Never change Bardo

Luka's
MAD

brb


awh of course I wouldn't

ni ni

but... do you ever get nightmares?

3 weeks later I got into the Gigantic beta.

A few every month, but that's just normal.


Reviews when?

What kind of
Giant Beta

I have yet to play. I'm installing it now.


The game is called Gigantic.

haha

Pun

get on NA

it is?
tell me about them.

Well, say later on if it's fun or boring like Smite.


Alright, but going to be a few matches at max since scheduled CSGO again.

probably wont take that long since it's 0039

I liked Smite.
I only ever played with Reid though.

They're just pretty random, last one I recall was about military though.
But I've heard others have those too.


Alright then.


Didn't really get it that much, although it was fun to play with Guan Yu.
Spin to win etc.

are you still doing military?

aww manaka didn't invite me too ;~;

So I just checked, it's similar to the skype update

it just looks likes a font change, really

hoes

some kinda design aethetic change i guess... o_o

it make things more big for tablets i guess???

...

I can't find anything about it

because its new? and changed randomly overnight?

:|

You would expect at least one or two posts about it somewhere in the product forum

they have a forum????

wow, lol

oh well...

...

woof woof

bye bye i have work

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bye bye


any cute non-lewd pics pls?

There's probably a couple in here somewhere

find them pls ;~;

i want to see pretty things...

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there's nothing wrong with the lewd ones my nigga

they are lewd... : (

...

deliciously so

...

eww
disgusting revolting
nothing of value

no beauty

...

ive just woken up. how are you

*hug*

*kiss*

iunno I think a woman's body is pretty beautiful
maybe that's just because I'm not a fucking faggot

A bit down. You?

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why are you down

:O
shocking!


perverted!

have some decency...

Just shit. I dunno. Stuffs.

boop

triggered

stop being such a prude

today I will be avataring as DVD reviews from amazon

I'm hard.

I am slightly aroused by this, brightness.

i am sorry to hear that

i am here for you

it is a sexy avatar

no.

yeah nigga

nope
my strong morals survive!

here
a super cute pic for you

ManderLorian

Thank you, but I don't think it is anything you could help with.


I would totally have sexual relations with it, my dear.

Bardy Hunter!

Oh dear!

familiar feeling

Also, stop doing that stalker thing.

what stalker thing

bathe in the blood of arabs

how are you getting along mr motorcycle man

Bathe in milk in arab baths.

Meh. Getting along. My bike is a dickered at the moment though. Need to fix a problem with the tranny.

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Seems like Trannies are usually the cause of alot of problems

I hope your day can buck up and I hope your bike gets back on the road soon :]

Anyu plans today?

what

So you get smooth skin.

nostalgic

I know. My tranny always seems to be so dramatic at times. It's hole is all torn up. Sucks.

Na, no plans other than screwing it and driving in a larger thing than what it is used to.

How about your days?


You know what I mean.

lol gay

that you're a gay?

Not in the least! I would also have sexual relations with you.


Lies.

ur all gay

you want the sexuals with a boipucci

No thanks


thanks

yeah but like I'm finding most people would

doesn't mean ur not gay, means ur human

All day long all i've done is wait
wait wait wait
Woke up and had to wait to go get paid from work

then I came home and had to wait for one guy who owes me money to pay me
then the other guy made me wait for about 2 hours before he said he couldnt get to me today but hes leaving the money with my other friend so I will have to wait for them to get out of school to go see them

After all that I am waiting for my bf to get off of work so we can play some music

waiting waiting waiting

What are you driving at the moment?

yw tokais

EXPANDING DONG

Negative.

But then you won't be smooth and pretty.

that hurts

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nothin wrong with being gay btw

be yourself and be happy

Meh, but I am different. I am awesome.

Oh bard, I am happy for you!
But I can see what you would be tired of all the waiting. Sorry to hear it.

Nothing at the moment. Should have it fixed today though. Just noticed the problem yesterday when I changed the oil in it.


You'll get over it.

you need to stop sending me mixed messages then

I can be what I want

prove it

You know that I am nothing but mixed messages, dear one.

Fine be that way

i can feel my own butt

do you want me or what

I can't do that. I don't like to gloat.


What? Where is this coming from?

That's not special?

but you JUST SAID you're awesome

Not as special as you.

yes or no question

I'm special :D

Ah don't be foolish
I mean Best Friend

lazy lazy day for everyone alla round huh

I got paid so i can score some alcohol at least :p


you are changing oil today?

My brain hurts


-pet-

...

You should stop using it.

*pokes your tummy*

Loco, do you think you could explain your thoughts on painting again, but in a way that a simpleton could understand. I'm asking for a simpleton friend and not for myself for real.

Loco you know you're in possession of cp right now, right?

Well yeah, that was just stating a fact.


Why do you want to know? What does it matter? What's going on?


Ahh.

And I scored some alcohol last night. Even got my bartender to give me a shot of burning bourbon. Was pretty sweet.

And yeah.

I'm not sure I remember what I was saying the first time around.

I'm not ready for death

Yeah I deleted them as soon as I found out

Stupid bitch.

Just making sure you're aware

Using that image I see.

a fact for which you won't accept the responsibility of burden of proof?

it doesn't seem like a fact to meeeee

it's appreciated

i wanted you to break my pussy

but instead

you're breaking my heart...

wrong

How do you overclock your mouse wheel

10/10
also I know how you guys feel now*
getting carried is embarrassing

Sweeet
this chest i won from match gave me hextech annie Gemstone
and volcano wukong.

recycling glorious thread

bruh


with a multiplier

Ah well. Hope you're having a nice day anyway.

HI GUYS

your favourite ponyfaggatron is here.

Scoot, I was listening to this earlier and it made me think if you for some reason.

Burger kings grilled onions smell like dirty snatch.

tmi

Hnm, I will google it!

Thanks for the thought//////// I think

sup?

yeah you are

just a warning.

I totally carried that first game though.

Roman carried us both games. lol

Aw. Maybe this one?

Nothing interesting's going on. I skipped out of work early. You?

What kind of proof are you looking for? I mean, I wear a kilt, play bagpipes, ride a motorcycle, pull mailboxes out of the ground. I am just objectively awesome.


No I'm not.

You're the kinda mna i wanna drink brandy aand bourbon with

yes or no

mang, none of that stuff is awesome.

That guy does play a pretty good Kata

SUBTLE + ROMAN


so awful

riding a motorcycle is pretty cool

he is my irl friend, got me into the game and taught me how to play

I wasn't expecting him to do it honestly.


Why.


It is when you do it all at the same time!

ruined yo life


IT WORKS!!!!

AM i PRETTY PIMPIN?

HEH

SKIPPED OUT OF WORK EARLY ALSO :p WE DA COOL KIDS

not it isn't, it's exceptionally tryhard.

it was dry, almost flavorless, except for the cheese. Horrible.

I wanna try one of the spicy buns

u r a tryhard

curious

I didn't say I ride a crotch rocket, jesus christ.

gemstone~

You are, whether you like it or not!
And good for you. We both needed to sneak out early.

stop trying so hard

get a car

a small cheap one

stop wearing retarded kilts and playing retarded instruments

stop damaging other's property

you will be WAY cooler then, trust me. I get rather high ratings on the cool scale, I know what's up.

might not be too bad. Everything else was ok but what I mentioned.

it's okay. I made some pretty pictures. Now I'm being lazy and putting off getting back to it.

wbu.

For having EU ping you did quiet well yourself, Subtle.

fite me

got any good reads?


how does it work


honestly the first time I had a beef patty at mcdonalds, I hated the texture and the taste

fast food joints give beef burgers a bad name

Unfortunately I was paying too much attention to myself failing to notice

but I did see some good kites by you

Why? Curiosity is pointless.


I don't try at all. I ride a bike because it is thrilling, freeing and cheaper. It is also family tradition.

I wear and play awesome things because of reasons.

I destroy my brother's property every chance I get.

What's the issue?

We did. I only have to work tomorrow and sunday and I have monday/tuesday off. Woo.
We work the hardest.
Diamond hard.
This song is pretty fucking dank.
:D


Like... books?
Er atm I am still switching between murakami and dan brown's inferno(2nd read through)

That's... too cute a smile for an animated bunny.

but entertaining. and harmless

10 gems = hextech annie

some people have seriously opened 100's of dollars worth of chests for just a few gems.

The last serious read I went through was lords of light by chopra, but it was years ago

thats nuts

all those things make me cringe

but who cares what I think, just be happy

Just doing my job to get my ADC fed ^^
Also my first time with nu-graves..

I took like a 5 year break from McDonalds because of how a lot of it was "bad".

/out

I need 5 more!

I suppose.


In this case, I certainly don't. Hell, nobody will make me give up my mode of travel. I'll keep riding until the day I break my neck from getting hit on it.

yes or no

i've watched some ross boom sock guy on youtube open over $400's worth of chests... to only get 6 gems. /out of 10

yeah... the RNG is cray.

Le carre novels are just sop superb... the looking glass war, smiley's people and tinker tailor soldier spy are all amazing. Slow and meticulous. Greatest spy novelist ever.

wow!
you have 5?

incredible!

You haven't seen the movie?
It was pretty good


the chicken nuggers are so fucking good
but that might be the msg
nevertheless, mcdonalds is good with it's chicken products. You can't go wrong with chicken.

HOW MUCH FUCKING RP DID YOU SPEND


how much better than spy movies

*hits you over the head with bathroom sink*


That guy is so talented. I've been listening to him all day. So soulful. As much I respect Prince, I got a little burned out on everyone playing him at work today and needed something gritty.


That whole movie is just ridiculously adorable. You should watch it with your baby sister.


I ducked out of work early, but now I'm about to mow the lawn before my neighbors complain about it. Excitement all around.

comparable with wendy's nuggets from what my friend says.

*kicks you in the pp*

fucking fast food analysis lol

I feel so ghetto

no i won't fall prey to your distortions.

kay

I do plan on watching it, but I don't think I'll watch it at my parents' place. I've not sat there for the sake of just visiting in... too long.
I would, but I'd rather not be around my father too much.
I'll probably just watch it sometime soon when I can't sleep or something.
Actually, I watched Tangled (again) and the Princess and the Frog with a couple of friends last weekend, maybe we'll watch this sometime, too.
Also, do you normally post this early?

Very much so. Spy movies are alright... but they lose alot of stuff in translation...
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy should be a good read. Well, I thought it was. It is just crazy suspense. You just feel so in the dark its unrreal. Its like you are wearing a trenchcoat and working for Control yourself.
There are just crazy levels of ontrigue going on.

Maybe if I cry to Riot they will give me more gemstones.

I'm down to go again if you guys want to.


How many do you have?


Just on chest and keys?
You don't want to know. lol

where's the non-lewd cute pics? ;~;

from that game we just won?

my first ever gem!

I need to get into some prince. He is supposedly a me kind of artist... according to my mother atleast.
And I was sad, like everyone, but I knew the whole Facebook and media overkill was coming.
2016 can suck a dick.
Woo woo, im hype.

...

was it more than a hundred bucks?

I'm good for now


oh, snap

Neko

lol
a pony.

post more beastality hentai

hi


cute pony

Essentially, without spoilers. The books protagonist is searching for a mole who is in the top rungs of the british spy service... its set in the cold war... so said mole is working for and feeding the commies info... BUT there are like 6 or 7 different people who could be the mole... and its the main dudes job to finger the mole... all the while trying to keep shit inconspicuous... shit is high level.

no no

just post more bestiality

jk

only one i have

I'd be happy to do one more

*cunt punts you*


I just post when I post. Depends on when I'm free. I snuck out of work early today, so here I am. I haven't seen Princess and Frog. How's that?


He was an incredible song writer, but you get burned out on stuff like that when you work in radio. And yay for girls night!

get more

bonus points if its rape

I used to go with my friends driving to big cities just to eat somewhere, even if it's a white castle... lol. I live in a small city. I'd say too large to be a town even.

Subtle~

post swollen ball sack.

It was more than that yeah.

When I want something I must have it. lol

Neko

Whoa, such a rebel.
Surprisingly good. I honestly didn't know what to expect, or what it was about.
Not really something I'd recommend, but it's a good watch.

what else?

THAT SMUG SON BOSH
And I get you... having to just keep doing stuff over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
No wonder you are pleased to be so done early.
Um, plans this weekend?

oops I double replied
uh

how is the progress on that folder

Natsumi Koshigaya one

... must.... have
hex tech annie...

I get tense just reading about it

luka you need food and brains

they made a movie... but the books better... I would tell you to read it pls..

youtube.com/watch?v=LPKhWXhiMSw

I'm not looking for anymore

i will settle for rape.

Maybe I take living in nyc for granted too much

Post chapped labia.


How's the hunt for a new place going?


Workin' all day Saturday and some Saturday night. I'll probably waste Sunday being lazy or clean the house. I'm a real firebrand.

0%


I don't really like rape though

?

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consent is the ultimate fetish

i will settle AGAIN for animations

I suppose it's worth putting money into the only game that I play as long as the bills are paid.


Wish me luck on future chests. You can only buy like 20 a day.

nothing

I've spent about a grand on league over the past 3 years

hardcore rock and roll lifestyle sabrina.
w e w lad
so reckless

...

Nothing new to report, really.
We're not in a big hurry, but we do want a place ASAP.
We get to pick the quality places now, before we need to settle for less.


...What?

better than some subscription-based games
that shit stacks up over time

how is this being called into question

youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU

cause I haven't been feeling like working on folders

buy $20's worth today and open them all!
:D


hmph...

I wouldnt subscribe to a game to be honest. Thievery.

it takes 7 years of WoW on the monthly subsricption plan to go over 1000 dollars

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I'm not drinking and it's friday

Proof that MOBA players are pretty fucking cucked.

Hello, not Tokai.

I already did

Help me.

smooth as butter

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hump

How about microtransactions?


I used to play RS hardcore, about 4-6 years total
avg $8 a month for membership

...

Yay!

hextech Annie~ soon (tm)

:3c

*pets gently*

...

no

seen it.

I'm quitting for one weekend

It's nice to do something the opposite. Going to a little place with a lake would be nice. Some farm area and places outside too.


I'm sure she made some money off it.

new

foolish faggot
maybe someday you'll learn

have you never played WoW

There are no microtransactions

Like I think they implemented a way to buy game time as an in-game item and sell it a year ago but other than that