How do I become a NEET Holla Forums?

I don't think you understand how it is to be NEET.
I was NEET for over a year once.
No job, no class
No people to hang out with because they're either going to class or work themselves.
You don't bother talking to them because you know they'll just ask what you've been doing.

Not too long, gf eventually leaves or, your self worth gets too low you leave out of shame of doing nothing.

Then everyone stops telling you to find a job, but you know the think poorly of you since day one.

Then vidya stops being fun.
Bed sheets start feeling icky each night

Ultimately even stop playing vidya

Middle-class, would inherit quite a bit when my grandmom on my mothers side kicks it, if I dodn't have two brothers.

So yeah, smell the jelly from here bro.

What kind of diagnosis are we talking about? If it is some chronic physical ailment then it won't be so hard to get welfare. If it is more mental it would have to be extremely severe.

I work 38hrs a week, and apart from the odd conversation at work life is exactly the same.

I used to be basically a NEET, but that was long ago. At that point I wanted to get out of it, I did and lived a normal life up til now but it's all become stale.
I don't want a life of spending time with people I don't even like, going though life worrying about feeding myself and where to go next. I don't want to go for a career.

I want a small, quiet existence with vidya. Far away from share-houses and noise. I want it simple.

Aspergers, which if they changed the way they diagnose people should be 6-8/10 on an autism scale. But that is mostly guesswork.

What type of job?

Office job. Protective security policy development for government.

Why would you become a NEET. Im pretty sure you'd develop depression after week 8 since you're doing the same thing over and over

How is that different from having a job?

If I'm stressing out and developing depression not being a NEET, I'll take my chances.

Difficult to land? Any requirements?

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I can only talk from an Ausfag perspective. Very few positions, they rarely come up and when they do it's given to someone in the know. I myself have two degrees, a couple of grad certificates and a half dozen diplomas. Lots of continual upskilling while on the job, luckily the government pays for all the courses as it's for their own benefit. Also requires a fairly high level security clearance, so if you have a shady past you're pretty much fucked.

Fuck eastern European families.

This. So much this.

Well too bad. Stale normal life pays for vidya. If you succeed in being a welfare leech you'll eventually hate it. Unless you plan on stealing shit for a living you'll need to either deal with people you hate or quit vidya.

Then you fucking sue and disown those fuckers.

I don't, autismfag, basically worshiped rules growing up.
Thanks, I'll check out any possibilites, maybe I know someone who knows someone.

Did you miss the part where they squandered everything?
Those niggers have never owned shit, they have always even taken the allowances I got as a child.

The only reason I was never homeless was because my grandmother let us live in one of her homes.

I don't know what's available I'm assuming you're American but getting something like a Diploma of Government (Security) is a pretty big tick in the box. I know in Australia there are a lot of places that offer it via online learning for about $2500 and it should really only take a couple of months.

Oh, and something in the Security and Risk Management is also highly desirable.

sage for doublepost

Yeah, I guess I did miss it user.
Hearing about such injustice makes me angry for your sake.

Did you at least remove these people from your life?

Don't know about being a NEET since it stands for Not in Education, Employment, or Training, but if you want to make some money living a quiet life, become a translator.

You have plenty of time for vidya and for yourself if you don't become addicted to work the money you make.

Become a monk and worship God. Easy as that.

it must massively suck to be you faggots. I have been enjoying the neetlyfe without interruptions for 5 years now

Yeah, though I often find myself wanting to remove myself as well.

Potatoes didn't exist in Ireland when St. Patrick was alive.

IT'S A MIRACLE

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Not my meme, feel free to correct it

Enjoy ur ban lol

Been a NEET for ten years and just recently got hired for Walmart. I want to go back, voluntary enslavement is hell. All I wanna do is live a quiet simple life alone until I die.

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IT'S ANOTHER FAMMIN'!

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How did you manage to be neet for that long? Living with your parents? Or were you kicked off welfare?

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Wizard magic.

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become a letsplayer

Snek is good user.

At least he didn't post the IRL .webm

Would that be a bad thing?

Every day i feel like i'm drifting away from the joy of vidya. Life is getting meaningless and all i want to do is roll in my bed and cry all day. I know that i'm still 22, going to college and worked in several stores at Grand Bazaar so worst case scenario i can sell carpets all day and have an interesting circle of friends.
I like someone from my class. She's literally me. She has the 'tism, likes to work hard and can't open herself easily. She's also a qt. We talk every now and then about our grades, regularly trade notes and pet cats (more like i hold the cat and she pats the head because she's scared of them). Now the summer has come and spring term is over. My grades aren't flashy as fuck but neither are hers, only 5-8 points above mine. But she's still ahead of me. I feel as if i don't better myself i'll never reach her or anyone from my class. I lived my life up until now as a lonely wolf. It's depressing as fuck. My mom always tells me that i regularly wake up from my sleep and say glibberish to non existent friends. I'm aware i slided away from the main point but this is important too. People in my classroom are not your average normalfags. They all experienced the hardships of life in their own ways. One dude lost her parents at the age of 6 and now lives with her aunt. One couldn't go to high school and had to work to death in construction sites. One is 45 years old and her husband left her for a gold digger and stole all her money for drugs. We're not that big, only 17 people in total. That's what makes it even worse, i want to feel as a part of this community.
Sorry about blogpost but i had to write this somewhere. I can't talk to people from class because i believe i'll only ashame myself. Only mama knows this.

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You should form an alt rock group called "We Didn't Make It" with your classmates.

ara~ara

don't tell me you're turned on by an old snake like me?

Oh for being NEET my friend did it. What he said was that he has "Social anxiety" the nigger was scoring $300 - $400 a week and just playing WoW all the time.

He ended up meeting a chick on WoW and left the country to go live with her and isn't a NEET any more and now a wagecuck with a GF

I thought it was rats eating that gook for a few seconds. But it is just a retard in some kind of suspension?

Usually the Chinese leave retards to die. They leave normal babies to die too at least 100k per year according to their public numbers (probably much higher).

These poor people must have been proud to have that retard baby and thought that they should try to let it live but that is no life at all. Rather they should have let that creature die at birth or put it in a tank of water.

just deal drugs op

user please you're messing with powers I don't think you fully comprehend.

user, does porn trigger you?

So why don't you? Because your grades aren't as good?
Dude, if you're decent friends with them, then just invite them out every few days. Go for drinks, stay home and watch movies, grab lunch together during uni. It's that easy to be valued. And since you're still young and dumb, you need to be told that grades aren't literally everything. Yes, they'll impress an employer but people aren't going to like you just because you tell them you got great scores. No, they'll like you for you, whatever you do. Smart and good people come from any part of life, everyone knows that.

It's time to stop, then. Go call your girl and ask her if she wants to get coffee in town and unwind, or whatever you guys like to do. Go call a few of your friends and invite them to a decent pub on Saturday night, see who's able to make it. If you invite them tonight, they've plenty of heads up to decide if they can spare a couple of hours. If you actually like each other, you'll enjoy their company for a while if you put some effort into being social.

There's your life advice, now post me actual titties.

i just lost my job and started drinking a lot
but i'm not fat and don't have a neckbeard so i'm probably not legit

I don't even have a reaction image to show how angry I am.

Life's not so good for me right now.

Its funny how having a job is considered having a life when now that I have a job I don't have time to do anything but work and sleep. It has been weeks since I've played video games, talked to my friends, gone out to social events, hell I don't even have time to eat or shit at home. Only reason I'm blogposting now is cause its too fucking hot and I'm in too much pain to sleep. NEET life is the only true life. Don't sell your soul to some shithole company, stay NEET for as long as you can, anyone who promotes working is straight up insane.

Some of my classmates actually perform in amateur clubs, mainly old Depeche Mode songs. They're available on jewtube but I won't post them here.

user who originally posted this said that the guy was Vietnamese and he was born with a rare disease. I'm no doctor or an expert in dongdong so be my guest.

Thanks for the advice. I'm antisocial as fuck so i never had the guts to invite them out but it looks like there's no other choice. As for tits, i no longer fap. Go to /vp/ or something.

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You really don't know how? If you are in America then you get a note from your doctor saying you are that mentally unsound to work and apply for welfare.

Guess I'll just try to ace the education but fail at the job until I get fired. Still feels like a lot of time is gonna get wasted on normalfag shit.

You already failed.

Pick any of these:

On a serious note, going full NEET is fucking retarded and a highway to getting depressed and wanting to kill yourself.
It might seem exciting at first, playing as much videogames as you want to. But you'll get sick of it pretty quickly. Games aren't designed to be enjoyed by NEETs, and you'll quickly run out of entertainment.
The only way you can keep life enjoyable in NEET-lyfe is by engaging in a large set of hobbies to ensure you have enough challenges in life to keep you busy. But those things generally cost money, and if you diversify your interests then maybe looking for actual business opportunities or jobs to make yourself some coin is probably a smart idea to do anyway.

Pick one.
I'm middle class and earn more than that per year

How does he get to a doctor and pay for it? Where does he apply for welfare at and how? What is the welfare application like and how can he succeed? Right now you are acting no different from those fags who say to get a job or man up, shits complicated and you shits never consider that.

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Well it's not like it's his job to tell me.
I should probably do a Google search or something.
I can't really afford to see a psychiatrist or anything, though. Last time I did it, it costed hundreds and I can't afford that.

1. Live with your parents
2. Freelance work online. Possibly get a patreon.
3. Work hard, make enough money to live off for the rest of your life, retire early.
4. Get a lot of subscribers and get youtube bux.

That's why socialist paradise is a thing, with six hour workdays or even four hour workdays in the future for the same pay life would achive a nectar-sweet balance

As to not derail, socialist argument: [spoiler]thanks to advances mostly with computers and thanks to the internet yadda yadda, productivity has increased tenfold in amlost all fields of work, salary has baerly been doubled, and work hours are the same.

Large companies make tons more money nowadays, and could defineatly afford paying for more workers. Also, people working less would cost companies less on eventual sick-leaves from people hitting the wall etc, and people working shorter hurs can focus better during those hours. So far a few companies in sweden have tried it out with positive results but I understand if you're sceptical, it guess it does sound to good to be true[/spoiler]

Boy did I screw that up.

>It's /fa/

FUCK

Most companies have profit margins that are less than you probably think. Most oil companies have profit margins around 10-15 percent.

You degenerate weaklings cant handle being a neet only us true neets deserve that right. Only an incredible minority of us genuinely enjoy being a neet and dont turn into degenerates. Enjoy your work wageslaves you know you can never leave so stop trying.

This. NEETdom and vidya aren't meant to go purely hand-in-hand.

A social life is something you have to work for. You gotta be willing to stay in touch with the people you care about and rope them together every week or whenever they can come along. But it's better than being a lonely fuck like me, and it sounds to me like the thing you need most right now.

Faggot.

kill yourself, you can't be a neet, you shouldn't even be allowed in here.

fucking normalfags, we can't even have one website to ourselves

I plan to study to become a librarian. I want a job where I can sit on my ass, fuck around with my phone / read manga, drink coffee and have to deal with other people as little as possible.

Aren't librarian studies fucking serious as hell, expensive, and pays Jack shit?

What the fuck is going on in that webm

Oh, dream is dream I guess.

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From what I've read, it mainly revoves around using computers to search for shit.
Free in Norway :^)
Dunno, but here in Norway you can live a comfortable life even as a gass-station atendan.

Helps that the tuition fee was only like 60$ too

However, there's one condition for me to fill in order to get the money, and that's moving forward in life. So it won't be forever, but it'll help me find what fits me best.

Game dev, game tester.

That's my life so far

how does that sound? I would keep on living in my parents basement but they want me out soon

My friend's been doing that for 3 years, he's pretty happy. Though sometimes the workplace he applies to offers him a job, so he has to work there a couple weeks, then quit and start over

Learn about FIRE.

In other words, live frugally and learn to invest. Once your passive income exceeds your regular expenses, you don't have to work anymore.

>>>/biz/

Being born in Norway is like winning the lottery of life it seems

t. norcuck

What is it with the "move out as soon as possible" culture? Staying at your parent's for as long as possible is the best economic solution there is. Think of all the money you save by sharing houses.

Is it pride? I see Americans giving people shit for living with their parents all the time.

I know that feel, im NEET now and thank god being in Funland it's not that bad but jesus fucking christ being a cook in a small lunch diner was exhausting.

It was a privately owned, the owner obviously worked there as a chef too and had the bare minimum staff to be able to operate because gotta make atleast a little bit profit so even if it was "only" 8hours a day it was fucking exhausting every single day just being on your feet the whole time cutting veggies,meat,washing dishes just fukken cooking.

Atleast the food was fucking amazing and so were the co-workers but when you are too tired every day to do anything but shitpost a little on Holla Forums then go to sleep and in weekends when you have free time still too tired to start any new games or such… that's just no way to live the life.

Really made me re-evaluate as to if going to culinary school was the wrong choice, sure i knew i wasnt gonna be some relaxed tv-chef Olive-oil or Ramsay but fuck…

idiots think the economy was the same as 20 years ago

I wish that If people are going to become hermits, they should at least be quiet hermits.

NEET for 4+ years here. Unless you want to become a wizard or some sort of autodidact, don't do it.

America is the only place where people can afford to do so. Sometimes Americans don't realize how much better off they are than folks in other countries. It's definitely a cultural thing.

Yeah, I sure love not being able to go a day without wishing I was dead. Boy, at least I'm not a neurotypical. Haha, wouldn't that be awful, being able to go outside my house without being afraid for literally no reason.

I agree, every other assburger I've met seems to be really happy for their disease for some reason

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It's not a disease, it's a personality trait. The only reason it's seen as a disease is because it goes against social norms. In other words, it's only a thing because normalfags hate it.

Actually it's a disorder, which is technically a disease.

Okay, user. Thanks to your infinite wisdom, I have been cured.

It's not a disorder here.

Not a disorder unless you're more vegetable than man.

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>>>/facebook/

It's like character creation - assburgers is the price I pay for a great family and above average intelligence.

I hate that shit so much. People acting like autism or aspergers is all about being TEEHEE SO QUIRKY and that every one of us can do complex math equations in less than 4 seconds yet can't tie our own shoes.

Going through services for disabled people and being treated like I'm retarded in every single one of them sure feels terrific.

I got a cut of what she had left, it was spread out over several people.

That's like the only culture America has.

And it's Americans who do it, I know a shit ton of non americans who still live at home. I still live with my mom and im 26, had a good job in construction, I talked to her about me getting my own place but she told that there's no reason for me to leave. I'm very antisocial so I never leave the house but to go to work, or have friends over, I just stay in my room all day and that doesn't bother her.

Being a normalfag isn't worth it, if you can live the NEET life do it and if you can't, just fall into obscurity and avoid public fun. The friends are keepers though.

Does your mother have credit? She can sign for you. And where are you getting 1k+? Uptown New York? You shouldn't need more than 600 per month for a studio.

You don't. Go out there and make something outta yourself.

Hey grampa, how did you get on Holla Forums?

I did not need to get mad today

Do you live in the city or the country?

It's almost always the city shitters and sub division sub humans that want their kids to fuck off.

Seems important things like family values have gone down the shitter

i am assburguer an i feel like that pick, when seeing my grown up normalfag high school classmates nowdays, it's like they dont know what they are doing whit their lives

pretty much this, but has it's perks on ur current age because technology and mass media implanted thoughts

Autismbux, inheritance/family wealth, get rich young and retire early. That last one usually involves heavily front-loading stress by going into something like finance and jewing as hard as you can for ~10 years, otherwise it requires either luck or genius.
Remote programming work is probably as close as you'll get.

I found your problem, you're a fucking normalfag.

Lived in the city but now we moved to a rural neighbor hood 15 miles out of the ctiy limit.

I've made it fam. Now I just need to pay off my student debts (which I mostly used to buy retro vidya hardware, flashcarts, and build my PC), and I'm free and clear to be NEET until the end.

I'm learning music production so I can just live off royalties.

Suburban Chicago. It's even worse if you want to rent a house.

Nonsense. This is a myth.

How is 15 miles outside city limits rural? Are you sure it's not a suburb? Do have cows and horses in your neighborhood? Rent should be cheap in rural places. You pay for it in your commute.

Kinda necessary when you can't stand them and all they have ever done is to try to make you be something that you can't be. If I can't get out of here, I will probably be death in less than a year. Hell, considering that my health is deteriorating because of being miserable all the time, I might not even have to stab myself.

Yes, people have ranches and there's a shooting range nearby, we also get bears since we live right next to the mountains. Not much land available since we're literally next to an army base.

I'm in your exact situation. I'm planning on moving into Oak Park. I heard that he area South of Evanston is good. You can be hardcore and get something in the South Side. Rent is practically free but it's dangerous. I knew someone that lived there for the cheap rent. They ended up moving because a bullet flew through their window.

Guess I was wrong.

Similar situation, here's what I'm doing:

Go to a good tech school for whatever certification they can give you in IT. The tuition is cheap as fuck and usually a very quick course. Mine only lasts ~9 months and it's about ~$16k after applying for an easy as fuck scholarship that bumped it down by 10%. After that, apply for a job as a "bench tech." Bench techs are basically people who sit in the back room and fix PCs all day for a very decent pay, AFAIK. Anons feel free to chime in if I'm wrong about any of this.

Don't forget to work on yourself, though, OP. There's no harm in eating right and properly exercising. Put that extra time to good use, don't be another NPC on this planet, we have too many of those. Put yourself to good use. Good luck.

My biggest problem with moving closer to Chicago is that it would put me even further away from work and commuting already makes me want to kill myself.

You are basically me, I've even managed to isolate myself in the work, so that I hardly need to speak with the others. I'm a thin kind of gamer, so I avoid lunch in the work too, too much social action. It's easy to skip the lunch once you'll get used to it.

I got a job 30k starting with no experience or education just by having a good portfolio. I do web and mobile app dev. I would say skip the school and git gud at a marketable skill.

mrmoneymustache.com/2013/07/25/50-jobs-over-50000-without-a-degree-part-1/

Oh, I assumed that you worked in the Loop.

Stay retarded mate.

Note he said "they want me out soon", not he wants to leave. I suspect they want him out because watching your adult kid bum about with no purpose would be depressing, and they probably think pushing him out will make him have to get a job/become more than a sponge.

I'm in a pretty well off family so money isn't an issue. I'm just taking the easy route with the certifications. Besides, I can't learn for shit outside of a school setting so I'd be the worst employee.

Pretty much me except I'm a fat fuck. I'm changing, though.

I noted, but I just wanted to point it out anyways since it seemed relevant.

Independence, personal space, mental well-being, having any kind of personal life, not having to debate with your family members over stupid decisions.

Having your own place is nice for a lot of reasons. Living at home is nice if you're fine with having a reduced social life and you just want to save money, but there's few benefits besides the money.

so basically it's just a scam to get landlords more money and young people have been gullible enough to be suckered into it.

because it's that easy and not risky at all lol

Depends on your personal values, Shlomo. If you value independence or solitude then you'll be happier moving out. If you value family or have pressing monetary concerns, then stay with your parents. Don't shittalk other people like your way to see the world is the objectively only right way.

It makes sense to stay with your parents if you can communicate like adults, and you work in some shit retail job so you have to spend half your working hours just to pay rent.

You could make fucking bank by just raising chickens and selling eggs, or start bee keeping as a hobby.
Bee keeping is one of the more lucrative hobbies out there because bees are going fucking extinct, and the porn industry needs that honey for lesbian scenes.

what

You know what "tax heavens" are?. The are making big bux and don't even show it.

Either you are financially independent or not. It sounds like you are not. If you were well off, you wouldn't need to work.

I know this is a troll, but it should be pointed out that investing and gambling are two different things. Historically speaking, the market always goes up in the long term. This makes broad-range index funds favorable. If you want to play it safe at the cost of missing out on rewards, go with corporate or treasury bonds.

Would you invest in a corporation that doesn't do its best to minimize its tax footprint?

I really miss that one year I was a NEET. Although I can't help but feel that helped contribute to my dilemma.

Pathetic thread.

Holla Forums may be good with computers but it's not good with finance. There's a painful amount of financial stupidity in this thread.

Get on SSI/Disability

Wait like 8-12 months

Get your lump sum of all the payments you would've gotten during the approval process and use it to move into an apartment

Remember to call Social Security with your new address and rent costs so they can adjust accordingly

Try not to kill yourself because you are doing the same thing you have been for years and will be doing for more years and will probably never find someone wanting to date a NEET

What now? What do I do? Do i stay a NEET?

Stay a neet user

As soon as you start working and showing that your capable of getting stuff done then they'll stop treating you like you have autism and expect you to do everything yourself.

Ask Wizardchan.

God damn, that's sad as shit. I don't think she was in the right for keeping you in the dark.

Come on, user. If he can score some autism-bucks, then good for him, but don't encourage impeding life progress. If he can overcome his shit, why shouldn't he?

Not a NEET anymore, even got offered to lead the company I work at. Life is going steady again.

Bet you fell for the McDonalds job meme too.

He's right though. Real disease is found in the body at autopsy, mental illness will never be.

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You people are worse than niggers.

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But that's false. A good number of mental illnesses have clear indicators that the brain is not properly doing its job, even if we haven't found anything structurally wrong (yet).

10% off of billions and billions of dollars is still more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime.

5 years NEET here

desire to kill self rising

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Can someone repost this on a slower board? I can't watch it right now because my computer is broken.

Where is this from?

It's probably not what you think, user, but here it is. >>>/fit/96850

Now there's a deterrent if I've ever seen one.

Genuinely some of the worst human beings you will ever have the misfortune of interacting with.

Reminder that if you're not volcel and have at least 30 piss bottles and 10 shit bags while being completely unable to live without your parents you're considered a failed normalfag by their standards.

The hell is a failed normalfag? Is that some kind of shit between wizard and normalfag?

Incel and volcel is what they call involuntary celibacy and voluntary celibacy and if you're not voluntarily celibate as well as covered in bed sores from never leaving your bed and having a stack of piss bottles they consider you to be a normalfag who never quite became Chad and thus are just a failed normalfag who they will insist should get permanently banned from the site to avoid upsetting their sensibilities.

Shit is legitimately a bigger hugbox than tumblr.

God damn, they sound like a bunch of faggots, and I'm surprised that the people they live with haven't kicked them out yet

Robots.

This.

Get into porn, either written erotica or drawing. Find fringe fetishes that people don't make much content and start making some for free at first. Then set up a patreon and start asking to be paid for your work. Since most fringe fetishes don't have many content providers they'll throw money at you to continue making it.

People say to get into the furry stuff but honestly the furry fetish is so over saturated with people making content, chances are you won't be noticed and make much money.

Who needs video games when the real world is an arcade for the poor?

That's not from being a fucking sperg you faggot, that's just from normalfags being retarded. As far as I know, I don't have any mental abnormalities, and I'm getting along just fine. Got accepted into a good school, have Uncle Sam paying for that shit, and by the time I'm 50 I'll have saved away a small horde.

Frankly, I have no idea how anyone could do the NEET life. If I'm not working in some way, every day just becomes a repetition of the same one before it and I become very bored, very fast.

If there's something in this world that can inspire more revulsion in me than an SJW, it's a goddamned NEET or a NEET wannabe. That means a lot.

At least a SJW still looks alive and is putting up a semblance of a fight to find their place in this world. But a NEET, without parental support or Big Bro Government, is just a foul-smelling waste of flesh that's just waiting to kill itself off. They even let you know that. Literally the walking dead. And somehow those are the same guys on here waving nat-soc flags and blasting whatever flavor-of-the-day group for being parasites and degenerates in modern society.

Fucking hell. NEET's trigger me so bad.

They're pissing you off, which is good enough for me, faggot.

You faggots act like having no job is somehow a good thing.

I had a 1 year pause of doing absolutely nothing between being done with Abitur and Uni. It feels like shit. It stops being fun after two weeks, max. I felt worthless, without purpose and going nowhere. I don't know, it's the bad conscience, it's a horrible gnawing feeling, and i wasn't even doing bad resume-wise. Had internships lined up that i didn't need to visit, good grades and so on.

Right now im working as a shitty JS dev 30 hours a week and switching to CS in fall, and it feels fucking good.

You'll never get your $10 back

hoard wealth. NEET life is sinful life.
learn what NEET means faggot.

you're going to be fucked when you start paying for your own insurance.
ebin memes.

You faggots are acting like everyone is the same. Some people feel the need to be valued by their pairs and contribute to society, others don't. It's some kind of weird virgin hedonistic lifestyle, maybe mixed with underlying mental issues.

Being NEET isn't good for you, unless you're autismal or disciplined enough to actually spend your time well.

I've been a NEET most of my life, I've had a few shitty jobs here and there but nothing ever permanent I live in a place in the world with an absolutely dreadful job market and none of my degrees are in places where it's easy to get work. The thread is dead and you're probably gone but fuck it.

If you have any friends, they will slowly start to spend less time with you, or avoid you completely. If you can't afford to go out or contribute, for example going to parties and bringing nothing you'll slowly be branded a 'loser' behind your back by all but really close friends. Your only other friends will be other NEETs and you'll come to realize just how dreadful of a person most of them are, seriously you'll be surrounded by autists, fat shits with rich parents and arrogant super nerds who think they're top shit.

You'll have to deal with family constantly hinting at you getting a job, or even flat out criticizing you. My best example of that is at family gatherings I tend to always get asked "So what are you doing now? Put those IT degrees to use yet?" And when I stare blankly at them they go on and on about easy it is to get a job, anyone over forty is delusional about the job market and thinks you can just walk into a place and get a job still like it's still the 1970s.

Social Security will make you feel like a loser, and everyone within related organizations will make sure you feel like a loser.

Society in general will treat you like an 'outsider' for lack of a better term I can think of. You are a waste of tax payer money to most and people couldn't give a shit how you feel, even if you have some kind of disability that stops you from working.

But the worst part is boredom, you'll be so depressed and left with nothing to do but dwell on it and the meds don't help and the videogames stop helping. Your motivation will slowly dwindle and your self esteem even more so until you're a husk of what you use to be, wondering every day why you haven't fucking necked yourself, gaining weight and wasting your life away doing fuck all. Even if you feel suicidal and end up in the hospital, they will treat you like shit because you're a waste of their time, but you can't afford the help you need even though they keep telling you to get it.

It's not worth it, take it from a NEET.

Is Holla Forums dying for anyone else right now?

Testing

It's working again, and it seems like it was just the catalog and opening new threads

IT graduate here
and NEET for a year now (if you include the training i did for a month)
i am faced with inferiority complex and depression everyday by comparing myself to others' success
i can delude myself, do monologues on the mirror pretend and act like someone else, but i always go back to darkness.
i dont even know what i want anymore, i remember i wanted to work with video games or animate 3D but i feel so lost now
i can go for a call center job but what of my college degree.

i feel really realy lost nowadays

sorry for blogposting, i have no where else to go

We don't make rap music and rob stores.

are you me fam?
If you've been stockpiling painkillers to OD on once you get your VR headset so you can drift off while drifting around aimlessly in space, then yeah you're me.

What programming language did you learn? Even if you're complete shit, you'll always find a bad job as a PHP or JS dev.

also im applying for Ubisoft for 3D art even if my art is bad to mediocre at best
i really want to be employed there
i want to destroy video games, video games made my life bad that is a fact
videogames might be going on a bad direction now, but i will make sure to make the process faster

PHP
HTML5
Java
C#
just basics

and i know shitty blender

Is this it? Is there no other way to go outside of learning a programming language or doing IT?
There must be something I'm missing. Surely there are other profitable avenues?

You're a top tier employable codemonkey at worst then, stop bitching and get a job. It won't even be half bad, just bland.

NEETs don't work. I'm assuming you're in America, because, America, fuck yeah.

The first thing you need to do is scam yourself into some SSDI.

ssa.gov/disability/professionals/bluebook/12.00-MentalDisorders-Adult.htm - all the "mental" disorders you can get free money for life with.

"12.08 Personality disorders" are your bread and butter. If you're here, I assure you, you qualify. If you exhibit a handful of these signs, you're set for life:

A. Deeply ingrained, maladaptive patterns of behavior associated with one of the following:

1. Seclusiveness or autistic thinking; or

2. Pathologically inappropriate suspiciousness or hostility; or

3. Oddities of thought, perception, speech and behavior; or

4. Persistent disturbances of mood or affect; or

5. Pathological dependence, passivity, or aggressivity; or

6. Intense and unstable interpersonal relationships and impulsive and damaging behavior;

AND

B. Resulting in at least two of the following:

1. Marked restriction of activities of daily living; or

2. Marked difficulties in maintaining social functioning; or

3. Marked difficulties in maintaining concentration, persistence, or pace; or

4. Repeated episodes of decompensation, each of extended duration.

There's also an entire section to qualify based on substance abuse. So smoke dope, be a shut in, and be suspicious of everyone.

Congratulations, you never have to work again.

then you won't be a NEET. what the fuck were you thinking? besides, if you wanna just work and spend time on the computer you can do that very easily. just find work somewhere far from your current place (2-3 hours in one direction away at least), suck up the extra time you need to spend to get to work just long enough for you to get enough money to move to some small apartment building near the place you work at and use work as an excuse for you moving there for those 4 people that still care about you enough to ask.

this is probably not a very good tip. you'd make decent dosh off of coding, yeah, but you'd probably need to invest a lot of time into studying it, not to mention you'd probably have to work hard to catch deadlines so you'd have to cut yourself short on computer time when you'd be running out of working time. also, coding can be mentally tiring and frustrating work so you might burn out on computer stuff for the rest of the day or even longer. you should probably look into jobs that let you dick around on the computer all day (watch tv series, anime or even play old games that the computer can handle). so maybe like a night-shift guard at some facility that just sits inside at the computer all night and opens the doors for that one guy once a week or something.

Pt. 2

Once you have SSDI, you now have money forever. You're going to make a minimum of around 900 or 1000 a month, SSI will supplement you up to that point even if you've not had a work history.

Ideally, you would work long enough to purchase some property and pay it off before you do this, which will also increase your SSDI take, but that isn't possible if you want to retire to free money forever right away.

A thousand a month isn't exactly a king's ransom. but you can live on it. Take advantage of all the programs that come along with SSDI, scamming the system is now your new job. Once you're on SSDI, you automatically qualify for everything - free groceries (EBT), free cell phone (obama phone), utility subsidies, subsidized housing (section 8), and so on. You no longer pay for anything, or at least pay very little. Keep that in mind.

I'm making my own vidya and potentially company because video games are among the only lights I've ever had, and I want to make them good again. I'll see you on the battlefield, you fucking faggot.

ill make sure to make a video game crash before you ever release your game faggot

release it after sometime the video game crash and you might be hailed as a hero of sort by then

Anons please, we are all fighting for the same thing only in different ways. I'm still training my skills so I can make the videogames I want

Also question to any hikkis in this thread, how the fuck do you people stay in your room for so long? I can't remain in my apartment for a day before I get cabin fever.

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The crippling and irrational fear of being outside coupled with the fact that there's fuckall to do out there is significantly more compelling than the desire to escape this homemade slice of hell.

At least in here the only one judging me is God and the only wounds I might sustain would be self-inflicted.

Wow, everyone is quite depressed today.

Being a NEET is the best thing ever.
No worries. You can do whatever you want.
I used to have a girlfriend until I realized being alone is better. Nobody to tell you what to do.
It truly is great to be comfy.

Is it germs? I'm still dealing with it though doctors said it's not from something irrational but from an accident

Also studying theology after I became a NEET somehow made my life doing nothing become more fulfilling than anything before hnd. I know what I want to do now.

I word one week a month. Can I be a honorary neet?

People. Germs bother me but not enough to have any serious impact on day-to-day life. Meanwhile I go to the convenience store and people must think I'm on hard drugs because I'm sweating bullets and trembling just thinking about interacting with a stranger.

The outside itself doesn't bother me, it's everyone out there that does. If I weren't too retarded to live off the land I'd fuck off innawoods for the rest of my life.

I dont know man, that sounds more like having a job

We'll let it slide if your habits are particularly autistic

so what's stopping abunch of user NEETs buying a private island with NEETbucks and making a comfy vidya monestary?

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The pollution from the piss bottles would make Greenpeace REEEEEEE.

Because NEETs are jews and terrible with managing their finances, despite calling normalfags materialistic all the time.

It sounds strange but I have a similar sentiment. I feel like I'll get sick if I go near other people. Strangely, I feel perfectly at ease in the bush. I love going hiking and rolling around on the ground. It isn't germs…just people germs, I guess. People just seem really dirty.

Maybe just practice? It's what I do. I try to shake as many peoples hands as I can so I can get past it. Maybe just go interact with people. It might sound lame, but really small, like asking a shop clerk where something is.

Kill your mom, she clearly deserves it. What's she gonna do, take more of your families shit?

Make sure to off yourself after you do it so you don't get caught. Make it look like she did a murder-suicide.

You gotta tell me more about what that's like
blog post aside, I've always been curious about how the upper crust live. What's it like? Do you attend high-society parties and functions? Is there a lot of interpersonal politicking?
Every time there's some anime or manga depicting upper/noble classes, I'm always in a sort of awe mixed with envy. Do you look at plebeians with disdain? Do you think the poor are scum who don't deserve to lick the crud off the soles of your shoes? Do you pity them?
Is the high class life stuffy and snobbish? Do you find it relieving to spend time and fraternize with commoners?
Does your family show concern over your NEET existence? Do they think you're a liability to the family assets? Or do they not care because they're to busy making bank, and can afford to give you a free ride?
What's it like man? How did your dad come to own those companies? What kind of companies are they? I've always wanted to break into higher rungs, financially speaking. From what I understand, you need to be at least somewhat lucky, and you need to be providing something in great demand to make it big. How does your dad manage all those companies? I've always imagined that if you own something, you could just higher a bunch of monkeys to do all the work, and you just take what you need off the top of the profits.
All I'll inherit is my mom's debt, and maybe my mom's dad's house if they decide to give it to me when her parents kick the bucket. I doubt it though. My mom's got a bunch of siblings, and their mom dotes on the deadbeat ones. I ain't getting shit
TL;DR: tell me everything about how it's great to be a richfag

I've been slamming into a brick wall trying to get through college without help, because I feel like if I take the easy way, not only will my choice of career clearly be out of my reach without it, people will see me as an even bigger freak.

You have no idea. My gf's sister got knocked up from a random asshole, and routinely leaves the kid with her mother, who in turn leaves it with my gf. It happens so often we've had to take him on our dates or he'd be a 2 year old home alone.

And don't get me started on the whore of a mother and the mentally handicapped brother. Yet she refuses to move in with me because "I need to help my family". Bitch, they are beyond help. Let social services pick up the pieces.

But you get real money, user.

I already have $600 of anime shit in my cart, I just need to wait till friday to hit checkout.

If any richfag in this thread could transfer me 10k so I can blow it all on PC parts, that'd be great

Not him, but mine is just straight up panic. People keep complimenting me on how calm and collected I am, and I always thank them for it, but I keep trying to send signals with my eyes to let them know I am screaming on the inside.

It's for drugs, isn't it user?

No, I'm just greedy and just really want a very powerful PC for myself.

I'd take a few hundred, just so I can torrent something without a bluescreen. You're just a greedy cunt.

Yeah, I literally just said so myself.

Reply just popped up for me.

I never thought I wanted to know the answers to these questions but now I do.

I've accepted that I will never amount to anything great in my life, Holla Forums.
I just want to live in a small comfy studio apartment and play video games.

How can I achieve this lifestyle? I don't think I could pass the NEET check at any doctor.
I'm probably willing to work, as long as it's not an absurd amount of hours, or can be done on the internet/PC.
The goal here is to be a lazy detrimental fuck to society.

I don't want to act entitled but 10k is a nice car

lol

I guess I'm a NEET right now. Last year I was working and going to school. Failed miserably due to my severe joint issues. Basically I spent my entire teenage years taking care of my literal psychotic dad. Really fucked me up since it was a 24/7 job with no help besides my mom and had to sleep with one eye open to make sure he wouldn't kill himself or kill me. Sad thing was before all that shit happened he was genuinely the nicest and kindest person I ever knew.

So after he died I spent about 4 years in heavy depression and got diagnosed with PTSD. Then my mom being an idiot losing all our money lost our house so I was homeless for a bit drifting around. My extended family stepped in and got me an apartment so I decided to say fuck my body and start working and going to school just to prove I'm not insincere. Even though it was all simple stuff I worked myself to the bone, probably taking years off of what mobility I had left. I can't even be a code monkey because typing (and video games) hurt my hands too much. Then I learned last year I have 12 years to live tops due to some heart bullshit that can kill me any time without warning. At least I got gf now and going to move in with her.

I do a lot of creative shit, but for some odd reason I just can't into art. I can understand and talk about art pretty well, but when you put the tools in my hands I basically just shit the bed.

I'm sure it's a lack of skill, but I'm just not interested. I like writing and music, both of which can result in royalties for life if you do it right so I figure my bets are pretty hedged.

Still godspeed to you if you're an artfag, it really is one of the best scams ever, and if I felt skilled enough at it I would give it a run too.

But all my friends are also NEET and we just play video games and watch anime together.

I've thought up of more questions:
Does anyone in the 1% groom their kids or employees to be heirs to the family fortune or company? Or is that just something put into my brain by works of fiction depicting what filthy rich people might live like.
If you know of anyone who was groomed for this, tell me about it. I really want to know. Do these groomed individuals feel grateful for being endowed with knowledge to manage assets (shit like hedge funds. I don't know what those are, but man do I daydream).
Or do they feel resentful, perhaps feeling like their only existence is to keep the fat cats fed?
pics sort of related. they feed my wonder of what it might be like in the 1%

NEETs who do not want to freefall and stagnate need to be able to order themself what to do today when they wake up. If you can't do that and feel unable to set your own goals every fucking day go be an officedrone or a soldier.
Also forget about highertier women and longterm relationships unless you are really hot stuff.
3DPG is the main foe of the content NEET, most princesses want to be wined and dinned, to date inside their income group and will at worst try to 'save' you to get you there.

Is this a different thing to 3DPD?

typo

Why can't you stay inside all day? It's the same thing. I don't care enough about the outside, why should I go out when I have everything I need right here? It's just a bother and waste of time.

W-we're gonna make it bros.

This was my plan.
4 years of university and 5 years of work later, and I'm raking in the dosh in London, but never have any time to play video games.
Maybe in a year or two when I really make bank, I'll move somewhere cheaper and take a year off.

Fuck yah we will. One step at a time.

i'll take those 10k and i'll use em to live the neet life for the next 5 years

Few and VERY far in-between. Trump's kids are more than likely groomed to take over when Trump dies. Why do you think companies are dying left and right. Kids that grew into money are now realizing you can't use commie practices to keep a business up.

hate to break it to you dude, but a $120k inheritance would put you firmly in the 1%, and a $120k per year salary puts you in the 0.1%.

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I am going to loiter at your house. See you soon.

Find a way to claim government benefits.

My grandfather is a millionaire. He worked for like 40 years as an electrical engineer back when there were like three of them total, and he learned how to trade the stock market in his 20's. Now he still makes more money while retired trading stocks on his iPhone in one week than I make in my shitty soul-sucking job in a month. I don't care if he leaves me money, but I hope to god he leaves me the data for his stock timer. I nearly shat my pants when I saw how well it's worked over the past twenty years.

You have no idea what you're talking about.
forbes.com/sites/moneywisewomen/2012/03/21/average-america-vs-the-one-percent/#36bca8b011a8

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There's a difference between being upper class and being part of the 1%.

OP is a fucking retard.

welcome to the technological hell we have enslaved ourselves with.