Severe orgasms

im lonely
:(

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That's actually a good argument.

He could die, and maybe he comes back to life. Nobody said he couldn't if it's within his capabilities.

Also X-Men is Marvel.

Don't you work jobs and stuff?! I don't have a job you know. You should be buying ME things. Because I am cute. Buy me things because I'm cute.

All of these are equally stupid online tests.

I can set the wheels in motion as immediately as I get my powers

I don't have to manipulate people with kanraite

there will always be more people without it

especially if they realize how much worse their lives get when they have it.

They'll be less happier. Less part of the utopia I've created. They'll feel immune to it. So nobody will want the kanraite anyways.

If you actually prove you're cute people might buy you things.

Otherwise, guilty of ugly until proven innocent.

Mordin ain't even cute

ran a dual warped swords on ds2
i have ds1 but hard to play on the pc

I can confirm he is cute.

Then that will be my burden.

I'll save all of them from themselves

then piss off to the far reaches of space.

Create my own race of dudes. Or puppies. A planet of puppies. I could do that with every X-Man power.

That's just words.

omg my god

How do I help?

I mean, if we're being generous.

Darwins standards are as low as mine lmao

I used to run a greatsword.
Until I found Zweihander again.
Got both of them on PC, mainly because I'm really bad at playing vidya on consoles.

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haha okay
DAD

SO WHEN DO I GET MY SUPERPOWERS

Fire the basscannon.

I'm going to bed.

everytime

Welp, that works too.

I'd rather be the god-like wizard, but you do you.

but I don't WANT things! There was a time when a lot of people would buy me things and it only made me feel guilty. Well trebler did buy me this meme game not too long ago but it doesn't count, and I did buy it for him afterwards so that we'd be even too.

I'll NEVER nerdblog about anime to you ever again!

What did you mean by this?! What did he mean by this?

Yeah, you better leave.

It's in the mail.

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G'night Squash.

Then how will I be able to tell you about how lols Sakamoto desu ga is

Sleep well.

Shiva of the East, more like Shiva the deceased.

Holy moly, make up your mind.

night squash

I'm fucking triggered

Goodnight.

The legend never dies.

Night

You need not share your lowly plebeian opinions, you just need to listen.

What if I want people to want to give me things but I do not want them to waste their money?

Then you prove you're cute and explicitly tell them not to buy you things.

It's that simple. Don't dick with me.

I am not familiar with this expression.

lmao night dude

The bar for Swedish posters is set pretty low.
You're just asking to be disappointed at this point.

Always works

It's just like "don't mess with me". "Don't play around". "Get serious".

Casper's not bad, man.

Aram was awesome and fun!

i went 0/0/35

♥

you should if you want them, gotta do what you want when you can and all that

maybe

Why didn't you join?

yeah casper is actually pretty handsome
no homo

I always forget about him.
The rest are just really, really awful traps.

Oh well, time to get things done.
Bye.
youtube.com/watch?v=SzWk_I304Sg

Yeah, got to have everything fit into the schedules.
Cya Spoilers.

is this fucking ian

Later, SD.

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I could tell from the context. Don't dick with me.

Honestly can't tell if you're fucking with me right now.

Post your face, pretty boy.

Thats him in all his stubbled glory

LLOL
THAT IS COLBERT?????????

What do I get out of it?

he's beautiful lmao

yep

Who else would it be without a chin?

that is the best picture of ian
jesus

You just said you want people to want to give you things. You want people to want you. Make them want you. Prove me wrong by doing it. Let's see you beat the cynical expectations.

enjoy yourself, sd

As I said before though. The only invites I get are to watch the pro matches. When I start lobbies I don't even get people denying it or a reason, just straight up ignored.
Remind me again why I bother.

obviously annoyed with shit that happened tonight

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uhm I'm not
I only played because Tristan asked so nicely.

gyazo.com/160917ed7bc7f958c6689f32d1f63dc3
i cant invite you when you're set to this lol

He must know something I don't.

I mean you could use your words too if the idea was in mind. Don't want you to go out of your way though.

i dont go out of my way for anyone when it comes to league
if you're set to green, you get an invite
thats pretty much it

yeaaah no. I know what happens when people post things they can use to identify you around this place.

What happens?

Grim calls you.

I've posted my face.

I've been in tinychat.

The only times my face has been used for anything were hilarious in a way that wasn't cruel at all.

Neat so maybe what I Had just said wasn't true.

Lmao

Anything but that.

Test, post your face.

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i dont understand this post

ONE THAT ISN'T ALREADY EDITED.

someone beat you to the punch man
and they have better editing skills

You might not but somebody else probably will.

bebop i really dont give a shit about your cryptic nonsense man
leave me out of it

Lazy edits are the best.

It's not quite the same. If I was doxed here I'd be doxed everywhere and that would escalate quickly.

Not just being a dick here, but what life do you have to ruin exactly?

You seemed to not care about it when you knew what was going on
Stop responding if you Actually don't care

You fucked up by not calling me a vague/cryptic attention whore earlier when I said the same shit I did yesterday night.

Are you trying to say I should just kill myself?

that sure is a lot of text you got there

Not exactly, just you don't really have anything to "ruin" with getting doxxed.

Interpol are dicks and ddos me at night

He's just saying you dont have a life bruh

There's a difference

Have some more

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Bebop do a cryptic message about how you cucked Ban

Sorta being hypocrites here aren't we?

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i wish you used flash
or had a cleaner sink
i like the way blood looks on porcelain

wow!

test looks like a real man now!
:O

NO

I've literally posted my name and address here.

Tomorrow okay?
I'm really too tired for more.

goodnight

I had a feeling you would have a problem with beards.

r u stupid

lmao you didn't deny to not having a life

I have never gotten a pizza or a crazy axe murderer at my doorstep, so I'm led to believe you're all just pussies.

I had the lights low lol
I took pics of when I was dying a couple weeks ago and non-stop coughing up blood. Kinda wanna upload it but it's baaad

Hopefully. Nini

As opposed to before?

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It's not the same. I am trying to figure out a way to say this without being rude to you. I have a history of tripfagging at large on big public imageboards where plenty of people want to stick it to me, last time someone tried to stalk me and come visit me was in october of last year. It might seem silly to you but I prefer to be the one to choose who knows what about me, and not have weird people with some kind of "e-celebrity crush" bullshit try to come knock on my door.

How's about I come over and give your sister sum fuk?

KEK

wow ur a e-celebrity?

cool dude cool

Was gonna upload a rare pic of Motrin but the file size is too big

If you weren't lying you would resize the damn picture in mspaint or something.

But you are.

Fuck off.

Welp, looks like my sister's getting an early birthday present of a rape whistle.

I can over power all of you!

Mordin*

Oh and I forgot to turn off spoiler since not him

Time to start shoveling in the creatine and steroids, I guess.

Funnier than Sakamoto desu ga/10

it'd be cheaper to buy a fucking hipoint and capping him in the knee

And the 2.5k calories I just ate right now. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT ALL DAY AND ARE TOO LAZY TO BUY FOOD. WHY AM I THIS LAZY WHEN I'M BULKING?

That lacks the awesome martial showdown elements to it.

How do you do that in one meal?

I took pics of pages in a book but I don't remember why and now I'm using this place to view them.

Lenko stop being a fatass

Multiple chicken sandwiches from jack in the box. plus a milkshake.

Stop driving drunk.

Oh

Okay but why

Like what, SIX!?

He needs to get in on that glorious "every meal is cup noodles" diet.

Like three and the shake lmao.

The only thing decent at Jack in the Box is getting like twelve deep fried tacos.

but it has the added bonus of humiliating him when he realizes that even a helpless old lady can defeat him in a one on one with a 150$ hunk of metal and three 30 cent 9mm rounds

The tacos from my jack in the box made my friends sick.

You make a compelling argument.

If not a very manly one.

Oh this is where I almost died last year. I wanna go ago this year.

Because I'm choosing select upload and I can only see a thumbnail when I choose stuff
Oh and I'm lazy

You clearly never watched fucking John Woo.

If you go to jack just get their Jr bacon cheeseburgers and add lettuce tomato and onion (for free)

Shits like 1.30 each but pretty worth

Or go get Subway

My friends asked me how I managed to live off cup noodles and always eat it

I told them its sorta like a dog with dog food lmao

'Fraid not.

They're so shitty and unhealthy but they're just great.

Steel can fix all your flaws. Embrace progress.

I don't. It was the only thing near me that's 24/7. The only 24/7 subway is like 10 minutes from me and is APPARENTLY not 24/7 when the sign on the door says 24/7.

Fishing for ninis

Gun-Fu.

Jack in the box is so shit. I can already feel my stomach screaming in pain. I won't ever go back to that place.

I'LL SAY NINI TO YOU AFTER I NINI YOUR SISTER.

night bud.

This one is for you Testy
Nini

Don't do it, man.
You're treading dangerously close to the "linking Amazon wishlists" precipice.

what and who and where

They're like a quaint shittiness.
You know it's horrible but something about it is great.

ya

The only thing that does the trick for me is the crispy ranch wraps at mcd's.

What?

What?

the basic chicken snack wrap is actually the healthiest thing on the mcd's menu, no joke
like 240 calories

What are you doing wrong?

who are you
what are you
where are you

I get like two and just put all the chicken in one wrap and throw the other away.

Why?

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i'm trying to not be as fat you nigger
we cant all afford smoke meth to stay skinny

first of all that's bebop in the mountains hunting
and secondly
i just get two of those and a water if i'm not being a fatass
pretty filling for basically being one chicken strip in a wrap

Because I don't know the answer to those questions.

Why do people do this.

Oh

o

But it doesn't have the Thousand Island's dressing on it.

do what? name drop you?

lmao

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Also that wasn't Bebop in the mountains
That was bearmode Bebop innawoods and got shot at twice and REALLY wanted to axe the guy who did it
Legit tho I hadn't shaved in 4months when I went hunting and it was getting out of hand

nvm brb making ramen

Answer peoples questions. But yeah that too.

you sent me a before and after snap though

name drop

drop dat name on da ground!
:D

That pic is from last year

I am like a black hole of food.
It was this weird point of pride at family gatherings ever since I was a kid that I would out-eat even the fat members of my family.

Most of my diet is saturated fats and red meats, too.

The before and after was from like 2weeks to a month of not shaving. I forget which when I lose track time. I need to sleep More.

Check your heart health and cholesterol frequently. I want to see what your liver enzyme levels are at and kidney function.

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Overall heart health and cholesterol is near perfect.
Liver gets tanked from a medication and alcohol.
UT related shit is fine.

Never forget.

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Goodnight.

I have to be up in a few hours so I'm gonna get some sleep.
Later.

gn

And then there was one.

2

Once we were numerous
But that's long ago
We are no longer double seven three four
The last two united and two became one
One hundred eleven perished in flames
7734 -> 777 -> 666

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that looks like a quiet and peaceful place to live

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Suicide squad hype

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Also Mod corruption and admin removal imminent.

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She's still cute and young even though 33, or is she 34 already?

36, still cute as heck.

yeah i would fight a war for that, which is pretty big cause i would fight a war for few things like timmies

I know that feel.
I'd do it if anybody tried to interrupt my sleep.

oh that is some shit stuff sleep should be sacred to all, liable for mass shunning from the world for interrupting it

That for all that is holy.

yeah sinful tyranny that stuff is

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wot even

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:o

Da, comrade.

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eww

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just got prscribed axanx

whar do

never heard of that before.

Lots of it.
Seems like you already have though.

→

xaxax
u took like 8 benzos tgekk ast 3 days

Benzos are nice.
Try to reread your posts, by the way. It's hard to decipher them.

hey there

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im hutz
uim apolgitw

Oh, look. Another hurrdurr, look at me I'm so drunk/high post set.

Hi Menma.

♥

maaarsy!

Feeling tired? I think it's early morning there..

oh that spam is in the Holla Forums webm thread too (that I am lewd gaying up ATM).

Well that's a new one

kinda

it's 6:45am monday right now

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Remove REMOVE MODS
REMOVE ADMIN
BAN DESU

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Pets.

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i demand them

I've played the game forever and haven't been banned once.

You gotta have a problem to get banned

What are we getting for breakfast?

That is very true

nothing
:c

this water is giving me acid reflux...

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Ah ;;
I should make you something

Don't think I've ever felt what that is..

:removemod:

make me something~ ♥

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Flapjack for breakfast is good times :3

Hory shet

Waffles>flapjacks

Most of my asian stuff is NSFW unfortunately.

SUBTLEEEEE

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mordin are you fucking good

I haven't experienced enough waffles to know

That's not unfortunate depending on who you ask

Yes!

wow I feel betrayed mordin

I thought you only yelled my name in red letters

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there's enough mordin to go around, archives

I should buy a wafflemaker

no THIS WHORE HAS CROSSED A LINE

IF I was home I would post a reee webm

Come EUW.

Huh?

You don't have an EUW account so I can't do it this time.

sometimes I want to post SFW and sometimes on boards without audio. I've been doing that a lot today.

or I mean vocaroo

Erin for admin

huh

LOL

make some new ones.

Unbelievable

I'm too foreign to comprehend what your post means!

post the one where I say "get out" for me please

right at mordins face

Ok on my way
Hopefully I get adc this time because playing against diamond mids is not too fun

^^

Ree

I'm gonna do the thing where you call a random sweed

and tell them all about this betrayal

I know

I'm not at home either, friend

LOL WHAT

lol

YOU CAN JUST CALL RANDOM PEOPLE IN SWEDEN

You don't need to do well, I probably won't. I just need to get some games in so that I can get a feel for the game again. playing on NA ping too much ruins everything.

It must be super annoying to be part of that thing. Lost of brazilians calling you in the middle of the night doing their "HUEHUEHUE" thing.

I'll be her super hero.

I wanna kiss subtles tummy

Are you a part of it? If I call enough times will you pick up?

How

why

Why are you perma'd on lewd?

I got perma'd for bullying

Its for learning about the culture or something

I'm not. at first I was scared that I was and that I'd get random calls but I am not, you have to sign up and stuff.

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edition.cnn.com/2016/04/08/travel/sweden-phone-number-launch/

Oh yeah Mordin, you're not the type to make an enemy out of me
way too passive, so even if I do get your dox and stuff, I won't do anything with it

at most you might get a phone call from me randomly saying hi

That's neat

pretty

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I'm just gonna get gay with random people over the phone.

I bet you wished you signed up now

Same

Can I send u a text message saying you're gay

where'd subtle go
:c

well im going to end the night with that huge amount of creep just witnessed, laters

i'm subtle

BAN DESU

is koyko scarlet?

who'd ya bully?

I really hope you don't follow us when we move.
people are getting sick of your bitchiness.

i want subtle
:(

Luka being a predator?

BAN DESU

i am subtle

lala look at me i like league of legends and anime

uwuu i'm not gay

Good.

Yeah, now I might download the app.

koyoko is someone who erps with literally anything that moves and that 14 year old

holy shit stop talking to my boyfriend ?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Whoa what

But all the cool people are on NA!

Hahaha
Accurate :c

Don't be afraid of me pls
I hate that shit

Yeah I bullied grimmy and noun got mad
then kyoko made me evade like 9 times
I learned how to use foxyproxy wildcards on Holla Forums last night lol

you should make a case for me, cherub too

lol shit
there was some drama there where ema who I heard was blood chan was strating to cyber another underaged poster, noun didn't want to be held accountable so he just permad them and made rules against "public underaged "lewd" "

I had this friend I used to duo with a lot but now he is lost to other video games and I don't play on EUW enough for him to care to start playing again either.

no

subtle ;~;
pls.....

im afraid of you

Yes.

response~

The solution.. switch to Dota ^^

Fine, you want him..

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ok and?

tfw you make bacon absolutely perfectly and it's ballin out of control

huh?

omg! u tricked me :(

you hate it.

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I used to be more afraid, now I'm not that scared.

I tried to switch to dota once when I got angry at the game but I had no one to play with. I only ever had people to play with when I played custom maps.

I'm sorry. I just like you a lot.

He got banned for trying to erp with a 14 year old :^)

why do people like fucking potato-chip levels of crispy bacon when the juicy chewy kind is best?

Do I? How?

feh! i guess i can forgive you for suspecting such a pleb thing, but the key is to get the bacon strip both crispy and retain pieces of the fat on it on the ends, it is a delicate process

What's your case? You don't seem to have much.
Besides, do you actually want to post there for any reason that doesn't get you banned again?

;~;

my tummy feels not well...

scary...
you used trickery to get me.
:(

see:

I wanna erp

Subtle tricked you too and you're not bitching at him you fucking two faced whore

With?

ikt

Eat something then! You're just hungry

And I take half of the blame for the trickery, so you should forgive loco if you forgive me ^^

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True.
But do you think I constantly think about it?

You're going to end up creeping in my chats whether you're afraid of me or not.

I met a fellow metroid fan there, and the peruvian guy seems okay too

my case is I forgot to read the rules, because I actually didn't know that posting images of people was against them
I think a perma is too harsh of a ban

also rumor has it that the spearheads of the community are considering a move, since Holla Forums is constantly shitting itself

subtle did it tooo?!
whaa?
O_O

i already do tho...

and now im tired and weak :c

wew
maybe I'm spoiled by making korean pork belly too much

the kind of bacon definitely effects how you should cook it

Subtle made these posts

now how is that fair

no

there's an ERP thread on trash and it's super weird

I want to kiss you on the lips

Cherub got banned too ?

Purely advocate of the devil here, no hate. But if you can't make your case against me, I can't make it for you.
If they're gonna move, you'd be unbanned by default, as it doesn't carry over. You'd be banned for a while now, but that's the current intent already.
If they decided to not move, make your case.
I actually didn't know about the don't-post-images rule. But that's kinda common courtesy for me, you doxfreak. Who'd you post?

Do I have to carry you to bed in my arms?

No what

No, I was saying cherub should make a case for me

Should have clarified, WE might move.
I posted grimmy's ugly ass face and tiny dick lmao

Are those ever NOT weird?

He's telling Cherub to make a case for him.

LEWD

Oh

yes pls~

that's spooky!
:o

i dunno

I want a hug from you as an apology.

same

I'm gonna have you some advice

control your passive aggressive smart-ass shit before you get btfo

Well let's be honest, if they were mostly vanilla they'd be pretty damn boring.

pork belly isnt even bacon though
it's nice cuts of meat
fuck my mouth is watering now REEEEEE

Yeah, for sure.
They still are, to me. But that's besides the point.

once you erp with anyone one or thing you are permanently TAINTED

Did you get unbanned, or did you evade?

Grim the kinda dude who stalks you and stabs you in a dark alley and flips his shit when identified as stabber by cops.

well we were talking about bacon but that's a little early in the convo to be veering off topic, but if you're gonna do it, i will do, i still really want some grade A5 wagyu beef

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yea, i only stopped by because there was a chara poster i wanted to harass and they ended up leaving, but goat is for pure so i was left un-bothered

oh man then a sans poster started making bone puns and like half the thread fucked off, who would have thought he'd be so good at killing BONEr's

i wont be happy until moogen and spoiler and chii fucking resign

Pls no
More like
I'm the kinda dude who knows where you live so if anything happens to you I can come save you

and burn down your house if you double cross me
:3

such conversational metas
I apologize, let us veer smoothly back into the bacon

I'm not sure if most butchers sell local cut fresh bacon, but I bet the absolute pinnacle of sliced breakfast meat would come from them.

what kinds do you enjoy, personally?

also grim is a low level creep compared to ikt

no u
stay in controll

reee

ree
*hug

*hug*

I'm perfectly fine. Don't say I didn't tell you.

honestly i'm okay with packaged bacon, its dinner stuff i'm worried about getting quality cuts of meat for. i like bacon to be like decent though, no generic ass dollar store bacon that's gonna give you good poisoning, i'm an american so i like strip bacon but i've tried canadian and thicker cut European bacon before too and that's nice when crispy

food is the shit yo

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