Potions

What do health, mana, stanima or experience potions taste like Holla Forums?

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Shitty ass Kids cough medicine

cum

Vodka

TASTES LIKE THE SUN

Water

Tree fungus.

Metal
Alcohol
Ash
Honey mixed with blood and Ash

CHEAP WATERED DOWN CORDIAL
SOMEONE SPIKED YOUR WATER
BLENDED MULCH
HONEY, BUT LIKE, BAD HONEY

Like salty milk and coins

Cheap icky bullshit which is why food is usually the preferable option if it's a healing item. Tastes like Cambell's V8 Splash at best.

Meaty Soup
Wine
Fizzy fruit juice
Paper and Ink

Pineapple protein shake
Cum because cum literally is mana
A non-shit energy drink
Fish & eggs

Meat Stew
Moonshine
Fizzy Fruit Juice with near fatal dose of caffeine
a passing feeling of pure enlightenment

D&D Told me that health potions taste like almonds.

Speaking of potions, who could have told that micro transactions in these kinds of games are totally game breaking.

Cherry, blueberry, green apple.

Does this game allow me to bully loli?
Do I abandon my morals and play a microtransaction filled mobile game for this?

I always assumed Health potion tasted like juice, mana pots tasted like sparkling water, and stam pots tasted like carbonated soda.

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I imagine they taste really fucking shitty because there's really no reason why it should taste good, I mean, did they fucking sweeten it with sugar or something? Is there such thing as potion sweeteners like we have coffee sweeteners?

Is the magic shit they put in potions naturally good tasting? But what would be the fucking odds of that? Unless magic was used to make it taste good, but in these fantasy universes magic always has a positive effect and a downside so it would be risky to do that

Going back to coffee, hell,, one could say coffee can be considered sort of a stamina potion in real life, magic is just science we don't understand after all.

And only the good shit. Gotta have the high quality alcohol to mix your vitriol, rebis and aether, with rubedo as a secondary for that sweet double dipping of healthy goodness.

Seriously, has any game done alchemy better than TW1?

>Health Red
Strawberries

>Mana Blue
Blueberries

>Stamina Green
Green apples

depends what it's made of.

this

This

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Potions in the witcher can kill an ordinary human, though

Look at what potions are made of and take a guess:

Oblivion health potions:
Alocasia Fruit
Aloe Vera Leaves
Ambrosia
Boar Meat
Cairn Bolete Cap
Daedra Heart
Dragon's Tongue
Flame StalkSI
Fly Amanita Cap
Green Stain Shelf Cap
Ham
Human Heart
Lady's Mantle Leaves
Lavender Sprig
Mugwort Seeds
Mute Screaming Maw
Painted Troll Fat
S'jirra's Famous Potato Bread
Screaming Maw
Smoked Baliwog Leg
Sweetcake
Venison
Void Essence
Water Root Pod Pit

Oblivion mana potions:
Briar Heart
Creep Cluster
Dwarven Oil
Ectoplasm
Elves Ear
Fire Salts
Frost Salts
Giant Lichen
Grass Pod
Human Flesh
Moon Sugar
Mora Tapinella
Pearl
Red Mountain Flower
Taproot
Vampire Dust
White Cap

Probably like those medicine that make you want to rip your tongue out

Bloody Mary mix.

Listerine

The souls of your fallen foes. So like nougat.

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Health is Strawberry or Meat-flavored

Mana is Water or Cough Medicine

Stamina is Sour or Gross

Experience is Cum

Is there a game with this many classes?

What game has the most classes and isn't turn-based trash?

Not sure about in potion form, but according to Japan the healing spell from Dragon Quest, Hoimi, has the flavor of garlic and mayonnaise.

I've always loved eating/trying to recreate video game consumables.
I always bring some food with me to family gatherings and label it as some video game thing (Chocobo Thighs, Magikarp Filet, stupid shit like that) and the kids love it.

Why though? There are other games out there with lolis you can bully that aren't filled with microtransactions.

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tastes like six demon bag only weaker

Health- tomato juice
Mana-blueberry gatorade
Stamina-V8

Rollan

Made from your defeated enemies blood. Tastes like fucking victory.
Who the fuck uses magic? Virgins, that's fucking who. Fuck waiting until 30 to become a fucking wizard
probably tastes like ice cream
because wizards are fucking panzys.
Russian Vodka.
Tastes like the freshly baked cookies that your grandma made.
It's manly to cry during these moments user. Completely manly, bless Grandmama's kind heart, and may her body rest peacefully while I rip and tear.

Health: Strawberries and Cum
Mana: Blueberries and Cum
Stamina: Greenberries and Cum

Strawberry
Mint
Pepto-bismol
Cum so you'll learn not to drink it

That's obvious

A mixture of what the ingredients were.

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I refuse to believe that a wizard who can make a magical potion wouldn't also have the ability and foresight to make it taste at least bearable if not fucking delicious.

Lemme try that again

Oblivion Mana potions:
Blister Pod Cap
Bog Beacon Asco Cap
Elytra Ichor
Flax Seeds
Lichor
Purgeblood Salts
Steel-Blue Entoloma Cap
Void Salts
Withering Moon
Stinkhorn Cap
Congealed Putrescence
Fire Salts
Thorn Hook
Water Hyacinth Nectar
Blackberry
Fungus Stalk
Painted Troll Fat

CHANeller. How appropriate.

Health/Red: Iron/Blood
Blue/Mana: Strong Mint.
Stamina/Green: Apple-flavoured Engery Drink (w/ Taurine) mixed with whey protein.
Experience/"Gold": Honey-Whiskey or Honey-Ale.

Logically only Gold would taste "good" since generally experience potions have divine ties in some way, Mana would taste Minty since that is the "Go to" cover up taste in general and i would assume Mana potions would basically taste (and smell like) like Ammonia without the Mint Cover-up.

Raspberry Juice
Blueberry Juice
Lemon Juice
A mixture of sweat, blood, mercury, liquid copper (it's that blue chemical from chemistry class), sulfate, carbonate, iodide, bromide, sulfide and chromate

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Someone should make a game that emulates a alchemist

The herbs they're crafted from and water.

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Health: since red is a warm cour and heath is associated with being strong I always imagined it tasting like something along the lines of tomato soup, although a little sweeter. I don't know why, but even today I love to slurp tomato souo when I am ill.
Mana: blue and cold. Associated woth intelligence. This one is easy: tastes like freshly melted ice.
Stamina: green and makes you stronger? Spinach.

Anyone else in this thread is wrong tbh fam.

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I gave this thread some more thought. I hadn't thought about the actual taste of potions in a long time but it did come back to me.

red potions taste like Red Hots. burn the lips a bit but altogether pleasant
blue potions are always cold and refreshing. good tasting.
green potions are awful. warm sludge that tastes like shit.

Fairies, I guess?

Morrowind?

Is the writer retarded? The Zelda games have explained that potions are made of magic mushrooms

So Zelda is tripping every time he drinks one?

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People actually call the hallucinogenic ones magic mushrooms dumbass.

I had to read that like three times, I thought you were replying to yourself.

That number seems to come up a lot for me. It's probably bad luck.

The 3rd one
searching for all the ingredients whenever you wanted to make a potion in the first was a pain in the ass, plus the drinking animation could get your shit kicked in in combat

In Zelda they're actual magic mushrooms, not just slang for drugs

And with coloured IDs, one is red and the other is reddish-brown.

Honey mixed flavored medicine

Cherry
Blueberry
Wheat Grass
Coffee

Health: strawberry daiquiri
Mana: Blue raspberry cooler
Stamina(green): apple energy drink
XP(gold): Honeydew


Rollan

Time to get SWOLE

Ballastician pls

Some of the placements of these I never understood.

Transmission fluid
Antifreeze
Diesel

health: mellow, tomato like taste but sweeter
mana: bland, almost tasteless. a bit sugary
stamina: strong, rooty taste

Cherry
Blueberry
Apple
Banana

Like spicy chicken.
Bittersweet, kinda pleasant. Gives you brainfreeze sensation if you drink it too fast.
Tastes like nothing at first and goes down pretty easy, but after drinking it your throat feels stingy as fuck for a few seconds.

And rolling

"Stamina Potions"

It's called an energy drink.

rollan

Health

Mana

Stamina

Experience

Cherry tomatoes and cough medicine, faint aftertaste of blood
Mountain Dew voltage thickened like jam and spiked with horrifically cheap vodka
blended mulch, faint aroma of beef sausage
taste forgotten in the transcendent act of consuming it

also, roll

Let's roll

menstruation blood

AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
Wanna fuck? I use the damn things as well and I can't stop.


Rolling for Merchant.

Rolling for Cleric.

Dayquil, Nyquil, and diet mountain dew.

Not good so you don't drink them like you would water or lemonade. Medicine.

I always imagined red potions tasting like some clamato juice since that shit mixed with some alcohol does wonders for hangovers.


But this user is most likely right

Bitter and warm, like preserved life essence.
Salty coins and milk, no debate
Numbing, like liquid electricity
Probably the worst thing you've ever tasted in your life, also gives you a killer headache because it impacts your brain.

rollan

Rolling.

wut honey can't go bad

Health potions taste like blood mixed with strong alcohol.

Mana potions taste like those shit smoothies you get at hipster bars where it's the most tasteless fruits ever mixed in with grass and you wonder what the fuck it's only going to taste like the grass who let this faggot have the ok with making this like what the fuck.

Stamina potions are literally just mountain dew in a small quantity glass vile but literally expect you to pay fucking gold for it.

Whey protein shake
Gatorade
Strong bitter taste (like most stimulants)
Overpriced Tap water

i think health potion is just magic strawberry juice

mana potions are baja blast

Blood for vital energy / life force, water for quenching your thirst from uttering spells, spinach potion for stamina.

i think yellow would taste like lemon or piss, maybe both

i imagine that experience potions always have a different taste and it's always something that you haven't tasted before

I came back to this thread to make one correction.

TASTES LIKE SHITTY COUGH SYRUP

i think it would taste like strawberries and nice thoughts

I always thought they'd taste like cough medicine for kids. Sweet but strange and you'd get the feeling you shouldn't take too much.

Thick apple juice. Apple juice because it's strong and tastes nice, and thick because blood is thick.
Tea. Something nice and simple, allowing the drinker to relax and focus on magic more.
Something energetic, or powerful. I'd say fizzy cherryade, or something else overly sour or sweet.
Protein shake. Something with lots of nutrients and protein so that your exercise is worth more.

Either that or they're some variation of POWERTHIRST

From what I remember reading back then, they taste pretty shitty.

strawberries and nice thoughts
coca-cola with a hint of blueberry, also clears your thoughts
pineapple soda
tastes different every time

Thick and tastes of blood. Where do you think you are getting the mass to knit your wounds?
Thin and tastes like salt. Energizing.
Thin and tastes of ozone. Like a burst of adrenaline straight to the heart.