Beach wood does in fact smell like incest. Can confirm.

messed the last one :/

lol
a robot

...

...

Who are you?

He is lonely

...

bupm

There's one specific one you won't. :^)

...

Hey man
have you been well?

i need to wake up more

yours?
bazinga

i hate myself now

And i'm dead

samurai champloo

Yes.

Good anime.

iwizen

is that robot an anime?

neziwi

I'm gonna go shave and shower

remember me

No, it's French and automatically terrible.

Is this a new development or something that's always been?

beep boop

it's new, did i say i never liked the bazinga thing? now that i used it
i hate myself for doing it

...french :(

why

*snuggles close for comfort*

Dunno, I assume a French animation studio decided to make a cartoon about kids with weird ass powers.

What, you from Quebec?

nope!
east canada evil!

im best west canada where everythiign is normal
:)

Your country probably has shittier electric standards.
Just drop a toaster in the bath tub.

have fun~

Well good. Drink maple syrup with any bears recently? Or has my headcannon of Canadians been wildly misinformed.

ITS BASED OFF A FUCKING GAME

A French game, still terrible.

I've never been happier

take that back
Wakfu and Dofus and based as all hell

yea those stereo types are bad.
i had a nice scalloped potato lasagna last night.
i am comfy.

lawl that bakafu is such a dofus
:3

Subtle is awesome!
i like subtle

subtle makes luka happy

how are you today?~

Eh/10

Stereotypes need to come from something.

Well good.

they make them up to be mean!

out

I mean yeah okay.

Make me.

I can

Alright then.

does liking queens music make me gay?

not positive!
they use them nega tive!
it rude.

Not really.

You're just a poor boy, you need no sympathy.

What are some negative Canadian stereotypes?

they say we use igloo as a joke against us! hmph..

Anybody wanna do some gay stuff together?

...

TOO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME
SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
BUT ITS ACHING ALL THE TIME~

no

Canadians aren't eskimos.

Nah.

Thanks Luka, I'm glad you think that
Today was great :3
I could've watched more anime though..

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hey now hey now, I'm here to play now, happiness is just around the corner.

Don't worry i'm back

yup!

What happen today? :O

anime? any cute characters i might like?

I haven't heard that stereotype for Canadians, however.

because stereotypes are stone age! old!
a new age of uh... something good is on horizon?

...

what's that guys human face look like under that mask? :D

I didn't cap him from that side episode.

Small good things ^^

Hmm.. you might like the characters in Flying Witch

episode?

uh... uhmm... cap moar of him! :O

Can't.

I-I didn't mean you v.v

ok

g-gay!

Mhm.

You asked for it.

why

lewd

Spoilers.

sleepybandit.github.io/life-in-weeks/

28 weeks later

show me how to find his face

T-Thanks

huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=1Mb-qfuqfqQ&nohtml5=False

sci is in /lewd/ btw

Not very nice to think about

hahahah

They deserve him.

*Kisses*

that vid did nothing

just some cartoon that told me nothign at all.

doesn't worry me at all!
:D
*pets subtle reassuringly*

S'why I didn't cap it.

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AHH

How doesn't it?

there's no robot guy in the vid

and the art is different!

Yeah, he transforms into Nox at the end of part 2.

And I didn't like the art.

S'why I didn't cap it.

I would never wish sci on anyone.

at least his wife look pretty
:D

I recommend not looking at part 2, then.

i'm still alive right?
so everything is fine and dandy!
:3

why should i even worry?

sorry m8

I would. I'm doing it right now.

Keep him.

;~;

ok

Up to you.

im scared

but I live in both realms, and I hate sci either way.

Its okay. I'm fine.
*Screams internally*

That's fine.

You feel like a visitor here. A guest. Not someone that lives here.

Just saying.

wat is dat?

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hello guest

How was everyone's weekend?

shit because you're posting :(

Over way too quickly.

The maguffin cube.

...

What did Elma do to you?

Glad I could be of assistance.

What did I even do though?

That feel :(

Did you at least do anything fun?

I love jontron

Me too. All these lovely reaction gifs and videos.

maguffin?

Nothing
I love welma

jon tron is pretty gud

Love is such a strong word. Could you perhaps choose another?

Drank myself into a stupor and finally got caught up on Rick and Morty.

Nothing great.

MacGuffin, McGuffin, Maguffin, whicheverway you want to pronounce it.

How many seasons is that now?

nope

what are you talking about drinking yourself into a stupor is the only way to watch rick and morty

that's totally great

Please?

Yes.

He's not going to understand what that means, though, because it's Luka.

Just the two still, I just never got around to it.

wat is it

Well, that's a shame.

that'smykindofautism.png

Then i'd be a liar
I never ever lie

Something that drives the plot along.

Hmm. I thought it was around longer.

Okay, okay.

So what are you up to besides shitposting?

Meh, everybody has their kind of autism.

I'm stupid for writing this,.

whats it do
whats it for?

I also spent some time in the Par-A-Dice, but not much happened there.

But now what the fuck am I supposed to watch whilst wasted? And don't say anime.

Have you ever watched it? It's bretty gud, it's mostly for the funnies and the gratuitous violence, but there's a lot of smart shit and some feels too.

Whatever the story needs it to do at that moment.

Moving the plot.

...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's cool dude, we're all chill here

everything is chill and nearly all flavors of autism are welcome if not outright encouraged

...

it does anything?

watch bob's burgers or something it's on netflix

I've seen maybe like 2 episodes-ish.

It seemed cool.

Anything that the writer deems it capable of.

Defeating rome with the rallied armies of greece

they got rekt

I don't know if I was watching it on Netflix or Amazon, but I got all the way up to halfway through the episode with Tina's birthday.

That show is scarily autistic. Like, Tim and Eric or Home Movies levels of "It's funny because it's not funny".

Sounds intense! What's that, like Age of Empires or something? Is AoE even still a thing?

Sci said

it has been a while, but I have always been lurking, infact most of the time I just lurk on lewd too.

maybe it's the lack of relevant posters

i don't really dig the super random skits they throw into family guy episodes or american dad anymore, so it's not that bad for me to sit through and watch if i'm at a friends, but i don't usually watch it on my own

though i will admit i am part of the crowd that actually enjoyed home movies, fight me

Well, consider it recommended.

Hey Welma

were you really getting shunned the other night?

make a cheese burger

If only I could watch shows :/

But thank you. Noted.

Felt like it the last few times I've tried posting.

Welma made a "hi" and nobody did a hi back.

Tears ensued.

sigh

no replies to post = shunned

I do know that.

rogl yeah pretty much

Put enough energy into it, sure.

s-sweet

Yup!

Did I do good on Madoka Lux?

i want it!
:D

...

so basically
?

/shuns

Why can't you?

Legendarily so.

So?

...

...

Lazer ALL the things.

...

Yes.

Being emotional, impatient, and uninteresting is not a good combination of things to be for posting I've realized.

Oh well.

I get bored too quickly.

A lot better than my shitty Warwick

:(

gimme?

...

To be honest, things just aren't going to be as good as Rick and Morty because it is nearly the best thing that does what it does, if it isn't. So we all just have to come to terms with the fact that we will have to watch worse things until later this year when season 3 comes out and we have 14 more episodes

Needs more energy.

...

You know, some people would say "lol ADD" but that's also a symptom of depression.

Just saying.

I have no funny images to post at you because I have literally two images on my computer now.

Oh, I'm quite aware.

I feel absolutely nothing right now

...

Elaborate.

Maybe jump into a conversation instead of fishing for replies then.

Nothing.

huh?

i have energy

Aha, yep

just replace the last one with something else and you have actual pretty good fuel for posting

*fishes*

...

We should probably delete animus at the 1000000th post

oh well

isn't mild depression or mild substance abuse or personal grievous self-injury like a requirement for a membership card here

...

Most of what is talked about here does not interest me.

Assuming you were talking at me with that.

How do you mean?

I can't just become interesting.

LOL
I don't think so

you just have to be interesting enough to get replies

what you mentioned just helps with that

You'd just make another board, and then somebody else would make a board because people would be like "I don't want Grim to have POWAH" and some people would be lost along the way and really WHY?

Would need more.

Women are fucking liars.

Talk about your journey to become a woman

Talk about how much you fucking hate animals and how you basically murdered some cat

or something

I already made a board though.
In reality, people would just move to lewd

Autism is also a suitable way to earn membership.

FUCK
OFF

Strip pretty for daddy.

It wasn't.

*gives more*

Ha. I bet he got cucked.

looks like lenko got cucked after all

gettin those (You)'s soooooon

observation or personal experience?

ive already showed you my nonos tonight

...

None of that seems interesting.

Okay. My bad.

In order to power this maguffin it took like 20 episodes and thousands of lives for it to do anything at all.

Observation.

I know why I'm here.

Maybe I want more.

No problem, cuttie.

Naw its total war
rome 2

Not by my friend though, at least.

what more is there

To you, maybe.

Taint.

Well, yeah. I could have told you that.

Especially the pretty ones.

PUT IT BEHIND YOU
DO NOT FRET

id need to nair

you8 know what it looks like. theres no need

...

fucking
gay

This place is cuck city.

Always a need, babe.

It's already been talked about though...

I'm better at answering questions maybe. Iunno.

...

???

*Laughter*

i can!

...

stop objectifying me

Babe, you know you love it.

Also it's a pop.

Checked my email since i have a bandcamp account and no purchases were made in it. Why does my debt card says that i spent 10 dollars on it?

Russian hackers stole your info.

my penis betrays me. i need to cut it off

that thing looks like cardboard

The thing is that I already know this but I fall for the same shit over and over. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BAKA

...

Don't be one of those crazy tranies.

I'm a quick learner myself.

how long did you know her beforehand, lenko?

fire

lets not generalize

besides if be a eunuch or cunt boy

Homework done \^_^/

I just met her last night

...

They tend to be out there.
And those are some odd things you want to be.

Grim, add me on steam for the umpteenth time pls.

dumbass

I don't see any friend requests

itd be easier access i imagine. but im too inconsistent to ever really change anything

HEY

she kissed me first

Add me. I'm not on steam yet hold on.

inb4 banned for advert

Cucked by a one night stand.

We can just keep you lubed all the time.

...

you add me

she kissed you where

ugh. fine. one sec

On the lips with tongue and everything
everything else is a blur

STOP

macguffin save the day

:3

were you both alcohol

Yeah but you are new so don't worry.

...

Among other things yeah.

Made me chuckle.

And yeah, I'm pretty shitty at it.

I brushed my teeth and used mouth wash before even going there. NOT ME.

...

I don't see how you can judge when you are attached to someone you'll never meet.

Who do you mean?
Wish?
I'm going to meet her in the fall/winter

attach

boo got rekt
rip

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jesus

rekt
rip

I'm pretty sure she has no issue with it.

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Wow, don't laugh at me

...

lmao
cant wait for your fucking faces when I post timestamped timmies

i came here just in time to catch the creep levels off the chart again, great timing spoilers

...

You were in the middle of your shooting animation when they ganged up on you. Not like you had a chance to escape afterward.

Anyway, heading to bed.

hey sorry i missed your stardew valley question last night

are you congratulating yourself in the third person
in your own post

I think you might actually be retarded

Yeah man I thought I scored but struck out in the end. At least I can say that I got physically intimate. The way her butt felt in my hand was just too great.

its chill i found out myself, 8000 worth of seeds got me an initial sell of 25000

at least you got your rocks off

What should I name my flareon?

Nelly.

new

Useless.

Smore

Like that 90s nignog singer?

Oh come now he cant be THAT bad?

Actually Im liking this one

Yeah! blue berries are thee shit in summer!
I tend to do cranberries in fall for wine stuff