PRESS BRIEFING #22 WITH SEAN "REIFAGS GET THE GAS" SPICER

Nice try Spicer

But what if you accidentally made one of those?

Dubs confirm.
Nice try, Spicer.

Then she's your daughter and you shouldn't be lusting after her, you filthy monkey.

That sounds like Heresy

Dubs confirm.

Crusades against the weebs when?

Given that we're discussing it on a site devoted to waifus, probably never.

Jesus doesn't like it when you jerk off to anime. Remember that.

I never asked for this

Still believing in the Ghost Jew
Kek

I can't stay and watch the NEET stream due to normie shit, but I can shitpost about anime for a second.

They seem to like to eat up the clock, especially when the lethargic jew takes 10 minutes to ask his questions that aren't relevant to anything.

Not even the stuff without tentacles?!

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I always knew the weebs on here were mostly underage.

Nice trips but this should be the 22nd one you watch

Don't scare me like that, uɐʇɐs.

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Even worse. I can forgive a child for liking cartoons…

Kek loves it when you jerk off to anime. Remember that.

I just like the girls desu

Those faggots said a foot and a half and we have like three inches. Much like those who claim to have a foot and a half long dick.
My normalfag friend even said that meteorologists who call in large blizzards that end up as nothing are worse than bomb threats. He said this to a jew no less.

Fucked up and misread what you said, these usually hit me in the middle of the day where I'm either lifting, in class or doing something else important. I've only managed to sit down and watch a couple after the fact.

I'm hyped and ready!

almost time

Truly the superior god. The abrahamic god doesn't even give any demonstrations of power because he has none, sad.

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Just noticed that. I wonder what's going on.

Spicer you filthy weeb dont binge watch an entire season

Maybe Sean is spending some extra time with his waifu, keeping her warm during this winter storm hitting us

Spicer confirmed for just finding out about Mushishi

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What's Mushishi?
Is it good?

The one time I fucking wake up early.

>>>/out/

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my only consolation is that all the media goons are sitting around chaffing at the delay too

Reminder that Asuka is a NIGGER

its an episoding show about a traveling spirit doctor who helps people out who are having problems

its very comfy and gives interesting nostalgic type feelings . kind of meditative and contemplative.

if you like slower paced stuff that fires up your neurons then you might like it. It's got a travel/adventure feel to it

TJ "Henry" Yoshi detected

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>>>Holla Forums

>>>/srg/

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You're both dumb scuttlebugs who can't even escape their home without being tricked.

I WANT TO (MILITARILY) LOVE TANYA!

Still pisses me off how that bitch in the apple store had a genuine opportunity to talk to Spicer about Gundam and instead wasted it on muh russia bullshit.

I haven't even watched the Apple Store incident because I figure it would just piss me off. The bitch was hassling him over Russia? I figured it would be muh wymyn or muh immigrants, but Russia? Was she a CNN shill?

No clue, but I pissed her off on twitter so that was nice.

I wanna find that bitch and publicly harass her with "how does it feel to be a liberal snowflake and be a complete retard" type of questions.

CUTE QUESTION HEH

She ranted a bunch of buzzwords, Sean kept saying "thank you" smugly until finally ignoring them. Just a bunch of bullshit rhetoric lazily cobbled together to attempt to incite a response.

What do you expect from programmed drone slaves like her? They're told to attack people like Sean with the same topics over and over and over and over again until they make them crack and give the press ammunition to keep feeding the normalfags still somehow listening to their drivel and indoctrination tactics. Thing is, Sean and Trump are aware of this and counter it in a way that not only makes them look like idiots, but gets them to reveal their true intentions.

BEGINNING SHORTLY

QUIT CUDDLING YOUR WAIFU SEAN AND GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Holy kek, based.

It's right here by the way.

Whoops.

but… muh waifu…

Thank god it just happened to open up off screen.

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Oh it was fucking nothing. I got rused twice over.

Sean Spicer quit making me wait for the spice.

Post buttrock to make Spicer get off this thread and onto the stage.

Someone in the other thread posted her dox. I'm tempted to call her work and blast that video over the phone to her.

Do it, Hitler dubs.

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You know what you must do. Also record it.

Call her employer and ask "How does it feel to employ a communist? How does it feel? Are you a communist too, like your employee?"

Use vocal fry.

Fuuuuuuuck…

For some reason I can't remember but I'm pretty sure links don't work through that. If it does work then why the fuck haven't we been doing that so that you can just copy the link instead of having to copy and then remove the space?

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Call her employer and say you're from Buzzfeed and want to get their impression of her valiant activism against the horrible Trump regime. If they think it'll be bad for their public image or they're pro-Trump, they'll investigate her and not want to comment to you over the phone. If her employer is actually a bunch of commie fucks, they'll give you a great statement which you can then publish and use to destroy the reputation of the whole company.

Just make sure to get a pair of Trotsky-style round lens glasses and sound like a complete faggot on the phone and you'll be fine.

THIS

Almost 2pm EST, what's going on here.

Links do work through greentext I think.
> dontclickthisshitdummy.com
You should use spoilers instead.
dontclickthisshitdummy.com

WE'RE LIVE

WE LIVE!

==WE LIVE

IM RETARD

Gotcha, knew spoilers worked but usually people spoiler the website name so I can't immediately tell that it's some bullshit site that should be discarded.

~It begins.~

THE SPICE MAN COMETH

I hate everyone on that front row.

Also if you do this make sure to record the entire thing and post it up here so we can help spread it. And make sure you mention to the business that they will be named as her employer in your article regardless of their comments.

top kek

The storm

Sorry, Sean. We should have invoked Winterchan.

Mama Mia

oh please, NoVA got a dusting and that's it. The ice storm part of it was annoying at best.

turns out when the CBO does their numbers, they assume all other aspects of the economy remain static to save time and effort, which is why they're wrong almost every single time

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WHOSE YOUNGEST SON IS AUTISTIC

Just wait until all of the press questions are about MUH 24 MILLION coverage decrease that CBO projected, and how all of those people are poor and won't have Obamacare anymore.

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FIFTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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Let's see how the press tries to spin this.

CHECKED!

I miss those debates and rallies

inb4 they ask about that stupid private jet thing

FIRST QUESTION: MUH CBO NUMBERS

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TITS OR GTFO

HOLY FUCK REDPILLED AND WHITE
lel, at least he tried. And at least Enda's still being submissive towards Trump rather than cucking out like his countrymen want.
Ugly tie, kinda disappoint.

Already over the CBO bullshite.

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Daily reminder that for most healthy people it's actually cheaper to pay the Obamacare penalty and then negotiate cash prices for all medical procedures for a year, versus having the absolute dogshit coverage offered under Obamacare.

What a great TIE.

Fucking purple bitch

You mongs see that nigger april?

Yeah she was shifty, her eyes were weird.

Holla Forums group insurance plan WHEN

Absolutely, they like to call these numbers as uncovered and poor sad bleed my heart statistics.

holy shit the oy veying will be deafening

The real truth right there.

VROOM VROOM

Jesus Christ why are the DC correspondents such a pack of uggos

I pay nearly $300 a month for medical coverage, anything done to improve it and make it more affordable.

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VROOM VROOM

Someone is going to call out about veteran care. Watch it.

What happens if your state only has one insurance company on the exchanges and then that company withdraws because it's unsustainable? Then you have to buy insurance but there's no options to buy, so you have no coverage and pay the penalty anyway? I'm assuming this is the future of Obamacare if nothing changes. Or premiums go up so much nobody can afford them.

VROOM VROOM

She needs to lay off the drugs for a bit. Go to a SPA or something

Is that slow talking jew sleeping?

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY

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guy who assaulted the gay guy

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VROOM VROOM!

CHECKED!

I'm waiting for the day he actually asks Sean who Pepe is.

FUUUUCK this wasn't scheduled on Whitehouse live!!!! just got here damnit

Margaret looks like an albino nigger football player

DELET THIS

This bitch has a disgusting dyke voice someone put a dick in her mouth

REVERSE CLAIM

POSTER BELOW IS STUCK WITH THIS THING-FU

What happened to the video questions on skype?

VROOM VROOM
These threads have helped me engroge my Anti-Goom Imagery Folder. tyvm you smug weebs.

tough break

No, we can't go back & forth.

I'm so sorry user, she's yours

haha i love that you guys are doing that i started it like 5 threads ago.

Kek

VROOM VROOM
bluetext when?

They all drink heavily. Lots of drug use as well. Hunter S. Thompson was just the only one who openly admitted to the degeneracy of the press.

Looks like a cocksmoker.

What a feckin' homely cow.

nuthin personell kid ehuehuehuehue

(((SECRETARY MNUCHIN)))

I almost want Congress to not raise the ceiling so Trump gets full control of the budget.

I'm wondering that myself.

CHECKED!

VROOM VROOM

jesus christ, guys lets be supportive
Wow what a catch, you sure are a lucky fellow

Don't feel bad, user, I'm sure she'll give death-grip blowjobs with that jacked of a neck.

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6 MILLION, GOY?!

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Public execution when?

But user, that would be something worthwhile. Whenever the fuck has Congress done anything worthwhile?

SIX MILLION PLUS THAT HAVE CHOSEN TO PAY THE PENALTY

Like half of my posts in this thread have bene dubs or higher I don't know what's going on

This tweet. Also in an apparent confirmation of his autism, he referenced MLP when defending Melania's "plagiarised" speech:
youtube.com/watch?v=CWLQePWgbcM&t=1m40s

6 MILLION PENALIZED

THE ULTIMATE PENALTY

Who is she?

SIX PLUS MILLION CHOSEN PAY THE PENALTY?

Any of the rest of you goys been seeing omens of america becoming great again? I spent my whole life never seeing a bald eagle then after Trump got sworn in they seem to be all over the place

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HELP PAJEET, GIVE UP YOUR SEAT

Kek is speaking through you it seems. Checked again!

Checking this as well

CHECKED

These fucking idiots, jesus christ.

shes mine now

This is going to be one of those threads isn't it

Dropped.
:^)

I was gonna say she's yours, but this fuck
beat you to the punch. Tough break.

the cbo report even says that their dropoff is mostly due to deleting the mandate

haha DUBS CONFIRM MY CLAIM

Yes but of course reporters don't read the report…

Sean, you horsefucker, stop tweeting and dice the kikes.

Spicy is fucking wrecking them on healthcare

Well son of a bitch. By Kek's will, shadilay.

It is awfully concerning that we have so many traitorous city governments yes

Sean has eye fat sugery

SPICY

That's over 500 too many

REMOVE ILLEGALS!

*had eye fat surgery.

As someone getting assraped by the Obamacare penalty, if this bill doesn't go through, it's my strongest wish that Trump completely drops it and lets the whole thing fail spectacularly.

Did he just call out the mayors on getting elected by illegals?

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There goes their handouts.

Did you watch it in context? He said he found it in a Google search. It's actually plausible he doesn't know who "sparkle pony" is.

Holy shit
THAT IS UP TO THE FUCKING COMPANIES YOU DUMBFUCK COMMUNIST, IT'S THEIR JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT

He's learning the way of 4D chess from Trump.

Dubs confirm!

ftfy

What a retarded question

It's softball time where they try to just chew up time now.

I have an abnormal desire to rape the reporters.

Calm down, user, it's Sean's turn right now.

Dude I wouldn't let Bill Clinton rape them they're that ugly

I wouldn't say it's abnormal.

for

Sean has a toy bracelet on his left hand.

Why Holla Forums?

Different angle.

USE MAJOR GARETTE TO FACT CHECK YOU.

He has daughters.

Is it the gay beads thing? We think one of his kids made it for him.

Something his kids probably made him, but no one knows for a fact

No real facts on that, I don't think. Perhaps his kids made it.

FATHER
OF
THE
YEAR

It's not rainbow so I don't think so.

Looks like one of those friendship bracelets. Probably from kids. Or Trump?

fucking hell

user, why are you trying to get into his head? Do you want to date him?

He's really making anime real.

my sides

What a horrible tie, and length.

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nigga never heard of a tie clip

I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO KATSUCON WITH!

Real life needs to be this cute

Did you shop that? I didn't even notice.

CHECKED AND KEKKED

Checked and keked

no faggot.

Apple Watch

I'm working with the best here, what can I say?

Checking those trips!

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Fucking lol. Please find his name and tweet that to him.

WIRETAP QUESTION!

DOING NOTHING IS NOT A CHOICE

Quote: "Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony said 'this is your dream'" … I was basically joking, but he gets the character's name right, which in conjunction with the gundam tweet and these ones makes you wonder if he honed his skills shitposting on imageboards.

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I forgot about his visceral hate for Dippin Dots, just lost my shit at that one

sorry anons got here late and people are actually making me work today. so i haven't been able to pump out any mp4s yet

Holy shit, Spicer is a Commander in the Navy Reserve.
Space Navies soon?

holy shit that's fucking funny

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(pic 2 related)

I don't have twatter.

Man it has been years since I have had dippin dots, I wouldn't say it was ice cream of the future but it was bretty cool, now I guess it's gone. I never even realized they went bankrupt.

>they would not have run out of vanilla
What did he mean by this?

They act like they forgot what insurance was like before Obamacare.

Im looking

wew

Also
Yeah, because it won't illegal for them not to.

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nice work faggot

THANK YOU

That nats(Nationals, a baseball team) must have run out of vanilla.

If you've been hit by a bus, YOUR OWN HEALTH INSURANCE IS SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR YOUR INJURIES?! You sue the fucking bus company you dumb faggot

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Look at me, I'm walking on the sidewalk and I didn't file a tax return.
DANGEROUS
TWISTED
FREE RIDER

Lol, that reporter shut himself up when he realized he was helping Spicer's presentation.

kekekekekek

Will Spicer avenge the USS Liberty?

TALKING POINT?!

IT'S NOT A TALKING POINT

Not only will he avenge it, he will name the first Space Naval ship after it.

YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE

GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE YOU NERD

Extra spicey today.

Spicer is fucking destroying knockoff George Clooney

FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS KIKE REPORTER

What is she thinking about Holla Forums?

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Nice chart. For future reference, see attached and below.

AWAKEN, MY MASTERS

Mr. "Thank you Sean" is up

How wet Sean is making her, probably.

Saved

Wondering why she wore yellow and Sean isn't paying attention to her.

There's a shock

TWEET TO @JORDANFABIAN, HE WORKS FOR THE HILL

THANK YOU SEAAANNN

Someone tweet him @Jordanfabian what user made.

Why does he hate that ice cream so much?

What a weird timeline

Because he has seen the ice cream of the future and that pretender is not it.

Sean confirmed time traveler?

Saved with the pic

Does anyone else feel bad for Spicer that he probably can't go to anime conventions anymore without being bothered by SJWeebs?

UNDER PENALTY OF COMMUNISM YOU REDS, BETTER DEAD THEN RED

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Its sad that journalists have no clue about healthcare…

I think we found our question of the day

Is he one of the Pences?

Look at Fabian's face, someone must have tweeted those pics to him

BREYERS and EDY'S, not DIPPIN and DOTS, ok.

ITS NOT YOUR TURN PAJEET

Fuck, just tuned in :(

Clearly a reference to the need for White Power to usher in the future

It was "only" a chapter 11, they came back from it. (Ironically the Spicer tweets got them a load of free publicity when they resurfaced, they offered to send him a load so he wouldn't face a vanilla shortage again.)

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Work on your stitches, my man.

braise ben and jerry

I called it, two days in a row.

I think he's saying that dippin' dots failed because they had too many affirmative action hires. Is that true?

Fug I should see if I could buy some

Mulattos are the worst

user has been tweeting it at him i got his reaction

Checking your dubs and ID trips for truth

MY SIDES

Damn Son

twitter.com/CnousWeiss/status/841726091861540864

please tell me this is real

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NICE!

LOL

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Would impregnate and make a housewife out of.

holy shit

holy shit why is she even in the room?

Again, things in jest taken autistically literally. Why do they even call on this girl?

How the fuck did this cunt not understand a joke?

He saw them it guys.

this fucking bitch

Shows how much she cares about the topic

they call on her to show what a joke the dc press corp is

SPEAK UP

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Only thing worse is a nig-jew

We need to make a list of all the journalists that get questions via skype. Then call them the next time they get a question.

twitter.com/seanspicer/status/558327168284229633

Fair enough, she pulled the same irrelevant high school tier crap yesterday.

TRIPS CONFIRM!

Who is this mayonnaise stealer?

Checked your confirmation trips.

IF DUBS DOUBLE CLAIMED

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trips confirm

Hitler claimed.

well played

Impressive

Those aren't tendies those are nuggies

Not sure. Found the webm somewhere, but no explanation of what the source is

Well, at least they acknowledge Holla Forums

This bitch sounds like a parrot.

CAT LADY WANTS TO KNOW HOW MUCH FEDERAL CATFOOD SUBSIDIES SHE'LL BE GETTING NEXT FISCAL YEAR

Is that some organization? I mean we have acknowledged that nigs suffer in Israel because we hate kikes more.

gradually, i began to hate them

How cucked is he on a scale from 1-10?
11?

It stops at 11?

Rolling to run cuck level diagnostics.

The power of Kek invoked by this ritual transforms them into tendies, as per the doctrine of transubstantiation.

Stay safe on the roads.

I am registering a 21.

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Those bastards, forcing Busey to wear those glasees.

13

This is what a bunch of tweets gets you.

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OH SHIT SEAN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?

All in all not too Spicy, but still had some Spicy moments.

IT'S IRISH HISTORY MONTH! YOU BETTER BE WEARING GREEN!

Class 2dub Doctrine Confirmed

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Much like bread and wine as the body and blood of Christ, I see.

She's from BBK/BRNK

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Nuggers to tendies? Praise Kek.

Be grateful for every meme you receive. Be it big or small.

Post new memes only under the watchful eye of Kek.

Don't be avaricious. Share your memes with your fellow Anons.

Don't lust for (You)s or repeating digits.

Check the digits of your fellow Anons as they will check yours.

By laughing you praise Kek, by raging you praise Kek.

Praise Kek!

thanks, that explains everything.

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But what if your waifu is one of the giant robots?

(ID check)
Shadilay!
I never thought I'd unironically join a cult devoted to a frog god and repeating digits

some of these are part of a larger corp or to sister corps? Can anyone name the jew here that they are most connected to?

Vroom Vroom

It better be unit-02 at the very least

/m/ GET OUT

archive.fo/qDf9S

That the real future doesn't run out of vanilla?

holy shit

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twitter.com/seanspicer/status/558327168284229633

VROOM VROOM

wtf?

Asuka.

Blue Bell was fucking MADE on it's homemade vanilla. It's obviously the ice cream of the future.

This is as far as I can tell this is the third time in a row the potato has not taken any Skype quesions. Am I wrong?

WHAT IS THIS CUNT'S PROBLEM?

IS SHE NOT GETTING ENOUGH DICK?

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Where is the thread for the next briefing?

whitehouse.gov/live

don't think there is one today user

For future info, it' not complete.