Give me ten reasons why I should not get this game

There is not one thing about NuDoom that is old school

You want some reasons for your shitty thread assuming you're not a shill OP? Fine

1. It's painfully slow
2. It's boring
3. The Perks should not even be there
4. The enemies and environments are horribly ugly
5. Weapons are terrible and lack any feedback
6. The Glory kills just get in the well when a simple melee attack would have sufficed
7. The fucking chainsaw is an animation that has ammo. The chainsaw has AMMO
8. The Multiplayer is basically HALO
9. None of the original people that worked on DOOM worked on this title, so forget about supporting the devs
10. It's a soulless, boring, and repetitive cash grab and you would be better off spending your money on anything else

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Thanks user. I feel thankful that Holla Forums has shown me the way! I'll remove this off my cart now.

1. You should never buy a computer game for more than 20 dollars.
2. You could get the same experience but better from the original DOOM.
3. You would be supporting Bethesda as the publishing company, allowing them to wring out even more shitty games from the developer.
4. You could spend that money on other things you like instead.
5. You could put that money in a savings account and hold onto it.
6. You could spend that time taking care of your backlog or learning a hobby.
7. Even if you want the game you could always get it later when it isn't as expensive.
8. It is entirely possible that you won't actually like the game.
9. A lot of stuff in the game is unnecessarily added in.
10. Everything this guy says:

38 dollars these days
Opinion discarded

I have to predicate this by saying that I have not played it. I also must point out that I am not a nostalgiafag who played Doom in its heyday.

From what I have seen, the game isn't nearly as fast paced as the original. In addition to this, the game doesn't throw nearly as many enemies at you that it potentially could, which reduces the challenge. Weapon upgrades mean there is an aspect of micromanagement that was never present before that may influence your performance; i.e. stronger weapons, easier kills and vice versa. Levels don't have the labyrinthine layout of the original, and in addition to this you're given a fucking map, which means overall less exploration. It's published by Bethesda, which means that you'd be supporting all of the shitty business practices they like to utilize simply by proxy of your purchase. Carmack and the gang are long gone from id and they probably won't even receive royalties from the revenue that this game generates. The multiplayer has been called a Halo clone and, if that's the case, was made solely to appeal to the lowest common denominator, the group of people who want all style and no substance bullshit. It's too expensive for what you're given. Consider that there will be a GOTY edition released in a few years that will feature any and all DLC and at a discounted price. It's a reboot; if you purchase this game, you are implicitly admitting that you are fine with the idea of old franchises being rebooted for the sake of widespread appeal and corporate earnings. This game may distract you from other, better games that you could play from your backlog. Finally, if you save your cash, you may be able to buy something else that you need that isn't vidya.
There you go, ten reasons. Maybe you think they're not good enough; well I don't care. Do what you want. I gave you ten perfectly good reasons why you shouldn't buy this game. The rest is up to you.

Twenty bucks. That's the cap, faggot.

Take a hike, kike

This faggot again. Get the fuck off my board, shill.

nice try schlomo

Wait, if there are perks that let you shorten glory kills, that means that the devs knew they interfered with the gameplay. If they thought they were a good idea and that players would enjoy them, those perks wouldn't exist. But that's not the case, the devs forced something into the game that they knew only made it more tedious, just so they could dangle the option to only shorten the it in front of the player.

I'm astonished that I can still be shocked by the rotteness of the gaming industry, but I honestly thought that Bethesda was merely incompetent all these years rather than deliberately making bad decisions.

The crash can't come soon enough.

20 bucks will always be the cap
20 years ago it was the cap
20 years from now it will still be the cap
fuck off

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Shall I go on, faggot?

It's your money, do what you want to do. If you regret it, it will be none of my concern, if you enjoy it, it will be non of my concern. Just stop making threads about senseless bullshit you buttfucking cumgurgling faggot.

1 made by bethesda
2 modern shit targeted to CoD millenials
3 slow and gimmicky
4 ugly
5 shitty wubwub ost
6 its halo
7 not made by the actual id
8 theres no shareware version
9 you are giving money to the people responsible for the dumbing down of rpgs
10 todd howard

the game can be completed in 8 hours.
The multiplayer is shit
No Mods.

How about 59.99 reasons?

Are you really saying that out of all of the games you COULD buy (multiple games at that if they're older) with 59.99 dollars, that nuDOOM is the better value?

Are you saying that, if you insist on buying nuDOOM, that having it right now at this moment in time, is worth the 29.99 to 39.99 extra - rather than waiting for a sale in a few months. You're just paying extra to be trendy and in-fashion.

here's one to add to the list.

this is the video that convinced me not to waste 20 bucks on it.

Eh it looks decent but I'd rather see a Quake reboot with the grappling hook given to you at the start. I'd pay $20 at most for Doom 4.

user, I'm gonna give you the real deal.

It's fun. Yes, I said it's fucking fun. It ain't DOOM, but it's not trying to be DOOM.

It's Quake with demons, and as long as you go into it not trying to suck a thousand cocks you might actually have a few weeks of enjoyment. Solid rental title.

They do.

This is a lie.

The multiplayer is basically Quake.

The fuck did you expect?

Yes, the glory kills get slightly repetitive. Play on higher difficulties so that you can't just liberally spam them- unfortunately actual hard difficulties are locked from the start.

The majority of people on Holla Forums are sorely contrarian. The game is a 6/10 at best, but it's a good step in the right direction for modern shooters. There.

Make that $38, friend.

1. It's Doom 4
2. It's Doom 4
3. It's Doom 4
4. It's Doom 4
5. It's Doom 4
6. It's Doom 4
7. It's Doom 4
8. It's Doom 4
9. It's Doom 4
10. It's Doom 4

Who is this semen demon?

1. it's sixty bucks
2. MP was boring
3. snapmap isn't all that great
4. 50 gigs download

Uh… can't think of any anymore. It's a fun game, but the download size is just too big for me. Maybe wait until the price drops a bit or just play with your friends who have bought it because 50 gigs download sucks.

hillary clinton

How can a 50GB download size even be acceptable?

its a bethesda game
its a bethesda game
its a bethesda game
its a bethesda game
its a bethesda game
64 max monsters in one map
only 12 can be displayed
thus making the BFG fucking pointless

Uncompressed files and lazy devs.

'Next' gen everyone

So why hasn't this game been cracked yet?

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and the use of Denuvo means this game will be damn near impossible to mod for. Really disappointing all around.

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Dont mind me, just checking something

Feel free to buy it, just make sure to set a timer for 1 hour and 50 minutes when you launch it and be sure to stop when it rings (or earlier) so you can refund the game which you will absolutely do without a doubt because it's fucking shallow

I got 1 hour in couldn't even bother with the other 50 minutes before uninstalling and refunding

Isn't the general for this game still going?

oh, and here are the bosses.

In my times fps bosses were much bigger and cooler.

Probably, but its dead just like the game itself on PC.

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but user, did your games have you fight the same boss THREE times in a row? Two at the same time? This equates to fun and a 10/10 game in my book.

Holy fuck, Serious Sam 3 has triple that number.

Is it hilarious or sad that Fallout 4 has barely 10,000 more players than Skyrim, and that DOOM can't even scrape together half of Skyrim's numbers.

This is why Bethesda's games are such shit. This is why they will kill mods. They've got to be tired of competing against themselves and getting their asses kicked.

Then they'll just have shit games that no one has any reason to play.

They're doing just that by making mods avaiable to consoles.

I will give you 60.

60$

Multiplayer is shit, as expected snapmap can do shit, only reason you want this game is ~12H campaign.
It is not worth getting at that price.

How does console modding affect PC modding?

Yup. No more sweeping gameplay overhauls, script heavy multi-chapter quest mods, no more sex mods (the whole reason why Skyrim is still popular).

Just simple weapon, dungeon, and armor mods - easily managed, packagable, and marketable on a standard pricing scheme. Just enough to suck an extra $20 ~ $30 out of their suckers/customers before they get bored and move on.

Alright for someone who didn't even buy the game but was able to play it through steam share I'ma shine some light on this

The SP (Singleplayer) was good, it wasn't bad at all, but it lacked many of the things that the old doom had going for it, but thankfully no chaingunners or much a heavy reliance on hitscanners being in it at all, maybe a shotgunner and/or shotgun+sheildfag but that's all you will see for hitscan at all and it's not predominant at all, it was action packed like it should have been some places were good others not so great. So that alone isn't worth spending 60 dollars on, so what makes it worth 60 dollars to spend on it? Well let's move onto multiplayer.

In Multiplayer it is literally separate than the SP in all regards, including the good aspects, unlike the original you have a loadout system into which only 2 weapons, killing other people does NOT make them drop their weapons at all, which quite frankly should have been there at least considering the way that the game is in the first place, so make matters worse in terms of the loadouts being bad, you also have a capped 2 weapon limit into which you will NEVER pick up another standard weapon at all. But I'll give it some credit where do and we don't have autistic SSG only load outs anymore thanks to the community always making DM maps with SSGs always at spawn. So if the MP and the SP aren't worth the 60 dollars being spent? Maybe Snapmap will add some extra flare to it?

Nope. This is where it's not, not only are ALL areas you set up prebuilt, you can't actually fucking make ANYTHING at all with these damn things, there's a hard cap on how many monsters AND rooms you can have total and it's not exactly that forgiving, but also you can only have up to 12 monsters active at once and only 64 monsters max, the ladder isn't so bad but then considering the fact that you can only have up to. Unlike what the old Doom community was able to create I'm sure many would have loved to have a decent map editor, but no we have a prefabricated way of making a map.

So TL;DR

Just download (not buy the original devs aren't working there anymore) and you'll have a huge fucking library of mods to play from, Snap Map fucked up bad because literally consoles.

-Mod parity by moralfags
-Consolefag begging
-Consolefag stealing
-Paid mods
It wont take long now, theyll try a downplayed move like the one last year trying to see how much they can get away with.

All this while the brainless consolefags, Steamcucks and Bethcucks will call everyone entitled and defend it.

There you go op.

PERKS WILL FIX IT

Also porn.

You convinced me.

This isn't an oldschool fps. It's tiptoeing in the right direction but it's far from there yet. Gaming is still shit

5/10 I got it for free (my friend gave me ps4 version) I'd buy it in 2018 for 5$ GOTY Todd the Manlet edition

That was basically my experience. Didn't bother with the multi-player.

While it wasn't nearly as terrible as I thought it was going to be, it is not worth more then 25 bucks.

It feels like Quake 4 more than anything else. Passable but completely forgettable shooter. Save your shekels.

You are totally right, user.
The beta CK for consoles proved all this shit.
Plus consoles can only have 2gb of mods installed and consolefags are going full Baltimore over modders to get pc mods on their platform.

Does someone have the screencap of that user listing almost everything that is wrong about the game?

THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING REAL

Ten? I don't do that much for free.

I looked at TB play it and it looked really boring.

Take your pick.

most people say this game is pretty good, I'd definitely try it out, haven't myself yet but probably will in the future

Do tell.

Thanks

At the top of my head, "Rip and tear" within the first 5 minutes of the game and pic related.

ahahaha

COME ON id it's the current year

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Honestly, it sounds like MOOM is best picked up on a GOTY sale when it's worth $5. Okay.

What the fuck do you people not understand? DONT GIVE MONEY TO BETHESDA

This

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At least youll be playing it as intended

cmon son

How sad…

No, it's due to megatexture bullshit. Skyrim was only 5 gigs because it had no megatexture, and it looks just fine.

1.same price as retail as in your pic, digital should always be cheaper because there's no cost to distribute it
2.snap map is worse than time splitters map maker, a ps2 game
3.it's not doom, it's painkiller ripoff. go hallway, look at story thing, kill slow zombies, get trapped in big room with spawning enemies, look at story thing….
4.bethesda/zenimax are absolute bastards that treat their devs like shit, the game could have been much better to begin with if it wasn't for them
5.no clear design direction, they changed the game to fan complaints: fans say it's too slow like halo, so they make the walk speed faster. sign of weakness or greed
6.finisher kills drop loads of health/ammo when you're low on them, casualised
7.music sucks
8.plasma gun effect is garbage; even doom 3 got something right with it. The plasma is always meant to block your view, so you either strafe or fire in bursts(which is what the knockback animation in original doom is for, to stop you from spamming and making it not a complete upgrade from chaingun)
9."DOOM" instead of "DooM 4"
10.Praetor tokens, I hate that word. Makes me think of predatoralien or whatever it was from AvP

The power of internet video is great, how come some people are so weak willed and can't wait a few days for gameplay videos/torrents? Something tells me they don't know the value of money because they've always been well off.

forgot that one, lower enemies have too much health or the shotgun is too weak

even in doom 3 the shotgun one shots as long as it's shoved in their mouth

And the shotgun already felt like a plastic toy in doom 3

Its more that advertising/marketing blitzes are super effective and that most people buying these kinds of games can't be bothered to do any research whatsoever. They're too fixated on the crafted, scripted displays or gushing articles that praise each of these new games as literal gold.

wheres my crack dammit where is it

oh boy it has been a wild ride trust me, pretty much anything posted on bethesda.net (their official mod site) gets spammed with stuff like "how do I play this on PS4???" on mods that require a script extender or something, which is not possible on the consoles. And when it does work on a console, people will get mad at the mod owner for it causing performance issues or bugs when they combine it with something that would conflict.

Then you've got people that go onto the nexus, download PC mods, and upload them to bethesda.net under all platforms which fucks with their consoles then they complain to the mod dev that it is broken.

The whole thing is a complete clusterfuck and there's plenty of mod devs that are strongly considering integrating the script extender for the sole purpose of it being a DRM to protect from consolebabbies that shit up their bug report inboxes and the like.

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I made a few mods for FO3 and New Vegas. Nothing really impressive, but still, if FO4 ever gets enough mods to become semi-playable and I get into modding it myself, F4SE will definitely be a hard requirement for even basic value changes. Fuck these entitled nigger children.

its a pretty good shooter, just ignore the haters and buy the game, also take a picture of you buying it, to mine some salt from the anons.

My god, it's like a shittier version of the Nuts.wad trilogy.

Gas the xbots and sonyggers
Console war now

These people are fucking insufferable. They are self entitled pieces of shit who can't understand that these people work on mods for free. They act like they deserve these fucking mods so they go about PLS PORT 2 XBACKS and they post it like 5 times or they act like technical limitations of consoles don't exist, or the creater just dislikes consolefags for no reason.
You know what, if I was a modder I would NEVER make mods for consolefags.

this

In a few years it will be really cheap and will be bundled with the inevitable dlc. Or wait until it gets cracked.

could he kill 12 revenants at a time with out the BFG ?

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No, but the point is that there can only be 12 demons alive in DOOM at any time.
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I'm torn on the Doom 4. I'm stuck with old PC, so I can't play it (and I wouldn't buy it for the full price, no fucking way) so I have to rely on the game footage and opinions of others. 2 youtube guys I would usualy trust in game reviews, especially FPS (LGR and gggmanlives) and they had positive rewiews of this doom game, but the footage in background doesn't look interesting to me at all.

Now anons on Holla Forums often mention that it's like shity Painkiller. That is, they spawn bunch of monsters in a small arena and it opens only after you kill everything. I like both styles of FPS, Doom, Quake, Duke3D were mostly a maze with items to solve with monsters, Serious Sam and Painkiller for me are more like shot em ups. You ran on sides, jump and crouch to avoid massive amount of projectiles and charging enemies, you have to swap your weapons acordingly to what enemy you want to shot, who to shot first etc. So I'm ok with doom4 beign in this second style, but with max 12 demons at the same time ? and with ammo/hp droping fron enemies ? Sounds like game that is way to easy for me and I don't mind to brag or anything but…. 12 enemies on the same time max…..

I don't care if they all have fuckign rpg or/and 50000 hp so it's "fair". It's not the same, in BETTER GAMES they give you a lot of monsters but they are usually easy to kill. There's more of them, so there's more projectiles, there's more shit to take care of.

This shit is not oldschool in anyway. It's a shame this shit is made by ID SOFTWARE, where all original people didn't work on it. It's not real doom or even a real ID product. The last product of ID was quake live and it was all good and well, until….

btw

IF this was a new IP game I would propably say that it's decent/mediocre shooter that tried to be oldschool like Hard Reset and alike… and is inda neat.. But attachign the DOOM to this is what is so offencive to us I think. Doom deserves better.