Give me ten reasons why I should not get this game

Give me ten reasons why I should not get this game.

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It's fucking ugly.

Its a shit painkiller with none of the charm.

Because you let a bunch of autists on an image board who don't actually play games dictate your personal opinion on one.

because its 2spooky

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If i dont play games, why did i invest in a portable emulation machine?

I thought it was good. I do hate that the glory kills mechanic but you can shorten those with perks. If you are missing the old school fps style its a definite buy, especially if you're going to play a lot of multiplayer.

Why?

The game focuses on those annoying glory kills so the new and fancy weapons do shit damage and the chainsaw is a one hit kill with almost no ammo
The enemies get boring once you've seen the redesigns and the bosses are the same thing just with a little mix up every time you fight one
It's a little better than the average CoD or Halo, but you're going to regret it