Neptunia thread

Out of the shower edition

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NEWS

BE SURE TO SPOILER V-II RELATED CONTENT

CONTENT

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MD5: 251B8CE568E1C5D70E788FBDFDE6872F
SFX download - mega.nz/#!bEVWxB7R!idNk-YA_PKU589Lqm7pt5HkDOEYrS76TcEj4tYcVluo
MD5: 386718D0536C16E2C631130A053720DD

Game's retranslation reaching endgame ( >>>/nep/3150 for details)
>>>/nep/2894
github.com/u3shit/neptools/releases

>Re;Birth mods - >>>/nep/822
>Translated Nep media - >>>/nep/1589
>Hello New World manga - >>>/nep/3153
>/nep/ Steam Group - >>>/nep/3211
>/nep/ Quest - >>>/nep/3011
>/nep/ Monthly Bunker - >>>/nep/2756
>Stories from /nep/ and Holla Forums members - pastebin.com/nPukfP7A

QUESTIONS

Q: Which game to begin the series with?
A: Go with Re;Birth 1, and follow the remakes from there on. Available for PC or Vita.

Q: I've heard of bad translations in the Neptunia games, care to tell me more about it?
A: Here it goes…

Q: I'm too poor to buy the games, where to grab them?
A: Ask the Volafile or Share threads.

Q: I wanna help with the translation efforts.
A: Ask in thread or go to >>>/nep/835

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/ZrUexPcs
pastebin.com/tgyvsQn8
8ch.net/nep/res/3211.html#q3241
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I like this edition.

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And as usual, I want to have children and raise them with Nepgear. And tell her how cute she is at every moment of the day.

Good thing. Don't hesitate to comment on the OP changes.

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Cute boys.

I just love hot showers, baths, saunas and tropical themes

Also, thread editions that have a specific theme like this one are nice and easy to start.

Oh wow, Red actually looks cute here. She should have her hair down like that more often.

get a load of this guy

I like these too. Not only for the showing of skin, but also for the more relaxing mood.

As for the thread editions, I prioritize usually the news about Neptunia, but when there's nothing, I either go fetch at the last thread or my own pool of pictures to find something for new thread.

Red is cute in her normal state, but I admit hair down is a nice sight.

Well, I'm usually caught up in how annoying she is. Though I guess I do have to admit that she is pretty cute. Though much cuter with hair down.

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remove eggplant

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You can't remove what you are.

Fuck

well someones nep is in big trouble

goodthing i'm not in his shoe

this gives the conquest ending a new perspective

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I can't believe it.

Definitely.

You know you want that Naturalgear.

I'd rather have her with brown hair and brown eyes

Rather plain, but it can fit a girl next door like Gear. I like her with blond hair though.

Kind of want to see that now. Somebody get on it.

An interesting question in the meantime - In the case you end up with your favorite nep, what would you prefer ?

I second that, for plain curiosity.

I would share the godhood with Uni and spend my days helping lastation by being a chunni knight with my trusty pistol.

Shit taste.

Either the first or second option. I have reservations about committing to immortality which is why I'm not jumping at that, but if I could be with my waifu forever, then might be worth it.

Also just did a few edits (did this one since there wasn't a background). Going to try on the third image from now.

Dammit. Apparently missed that. Also missed a small part of her hair.

Apparently I did it twice and didn't notice either times.

I phrased that horribly

What musical instruments do you see the Neps playing?

Neptune's would be the kazoo

Neptune: Maracas or Vuvuzela
Blance: Ocarina
Noire: Guitar
Vert: Piano

Nepgear: Keyboard/synthesizer
Uni: Bass Always playing second fiddle to Noire
Rom & Ram: Drums

Neptune plays my skin flute.

The vuvuzela already has been quoted here -

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Your trips force me to answer you that you don't even know how many wild fantasies have passed through my lucid dreams about my dear Gear.

I understand because more than likely our numbers only differ in the single digit

Well, it's either morning or night for most of us, so it's logical that we're much less present at those hours of the day.

Are all neps bisexual or just some of them?

They're all completely heterosexual.

What does that have to do with what we were talking about?

They are what you want them to be as long as you aren't a dick about it and calling people out that they should kill themselves if their headcanon doesn't match up with yours, thus ruining any discussion on the topic of Neptunia characters/anime/games for the rest of it's life on this site or until we find a new place to discuss it that doesn't hape this type of "no fun allowed" people
tl;dr they are all bisexual

If we're being frank, most neps are bisexual due to fanservice, unless you pick and choose what to accept as canon.

I'm in heaven.

But wait, there's more!

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Science may have gone too far

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what kind of deck are we talking? The deck of cards from the game they play in RB;3? MTG? Yugioh cards?

fuck mistakes

Why live?

I WANT TO SHOWER NEPS IN LUV

that's very nice user, I just want to take a shower with them
and probably do lewd things while doing that

Her balls are very buoyant.

Is that from Sanic X?

I guess Nepgear has been experimenting again.

You silly, that's her knees

Do you think there's too many gears in this thread?

The scene is, but I think the subs are edited.

never too many neps, no matter which ones

I also made a Natural sister gear.

You can never have enough Nepgears

She even looks stoned too.

Just make sure you have a medical professional on standby in case of nepgear OD.

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Noire would though

That's sad, Nepgear cosplaying is a great thing

IMPREGNATE TOTORIGEAR

But noire sucks

:^)

no that's much better

Post more CosplayGear

Hothead.

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not exactly cosplay but

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What have you done, user. A ferocious beast has awoken in my trousers.

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And that's it for Nepugia corner, how about some Uni now?

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Nepgear looks so happy with flowers

Here are a few Unis

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I'm still waiting for the ultra rares (and over) that have been released.

Drill hair is love. Drill hair is life.

Oh well

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I don't have many rare Unis

So Blanc's chest fell off in the water? Poor girl.

I LOVE THE NEPS

What are you doing Neptune?

She got her costume partly designed by Nomura.

Is Noire about to dropkick Uni? The look she has on her face makes it even scarier.

What I wouldn't give to be the viewer in that second image. I just want the Neps to fight over who gets to share their lunch with me.

Neptune can't into buttons so she has a dress that simply zips up the buttons

Bullying Noire is an international sport, never pass up an opportunity to be her only other friend and then take her sandwich and make fun of her then help her finish work early so she can go to the hotsprings with the other neps

Made some other edits for Nepgear and Nephillim at the beach. Made several different versions since I was going for a "too much sun" feel instead of brown Neps.

Bullying is mean. Teasing is perfectly fine though.

Oops. Missed the first one.
As for why I didn't make Nepgear also blond on 4 and 5 is because apparently Nephillim's actual hair is supposed to be blond according to the original artist. Guess she got that from her father.

Make both blonde

also who's Nephillim?

Nephillim is Nepgear's daughter created by the artist and there was a story here called Persona non Grata that had Nepgear with a daughter named Nephillim. As for another edit, give me some time and I'll try to do it.

Some artist loves Nepgear so much he decided to draw himself a daughter

Finished.

>also who's Nephillim?
They're ancient giants descended from inter-dimensional angels.

Sandy-blonde is such a cute color on neps.

That makes sense.

Almost. They're the descendents of the fallen angels who fled to Earth after Lucifer's failed coup and man. The man part is important here because Nephillim's name implies that she is a demigod. Or demiangel.. CPU? Something like that.

Nice

Do you guys also feel…suprisingly calm when looking at pics of your nepfu?

Of course, it's not that surprising though. A picture of what you hold dear has a calming effect. Or a motivational effect if you need it.

Yeah, I definitely feel at ease. Especially with pics that remind me of the wedding.

Can't really choose only one

Also there's barely any art of true histy

what's true histy?

I need it right now.

This one

No matter the dimension, Histy is cute

Yes but
the other one's aren't just the same.

Super dimension Histy is literally the best of both worlds.

Such a shame she's so overlooked

T-thanks Histy

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Why not bully and tease? I'm sure IF would help me steal her sandwich and Compa would not pass up the opportunity to group hug the somewhat autistic CPU

Attempted brown haired Neps (Gear's more auburn but whatever)

That makes Nepgear looks like pic related

I like auburn more than brown I think.

chocolate nep

What kind of chocolate we talkin? Dark? Milky?

Dark > white > milk

My god, bump, post more black heart

of course, who wouldn't?

I have a minimalist Compa as my phone background, its pretty cute and is definitely nice to see first thing at 02:15

Pull it together user! How would you devote your love to your favorite nep if you weren't alive? You were placed on this earth in a mission to make them real, never forget that, either via art, VR or memes

Black Heart is nice but I like the awkward Noire more.

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Noire isn't my nepfu but I would definitely help her learn some social skills and help her work. Its kinda sad to me to see someone like Noire, she has so much potential but squanders a good amount of it because of crippling lack of social skills.

But if Noire was as social as Neptune who could we bully?

Vert or Blanc of course.

Or Nepgear and the other CPU Candidates

!!!GLORY BE TO THE LASTATION CPU BLACK HEART!!!

ALL HAIL

Don't worry, I'm actually starting to exercise even just a little bit. All for my nepfu, Nepu.

I've got Nepu to live for.

She's just so wonderful. How can anyone even compete?

Indeed, she is the only competent CPU.

Hi, Worse than Hitler-kun.

I'm a lot better at that game these days. Noire helped me git gud with her OP construction bonus.

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Even worse:
there are barely any pics of CPU gauntlets/claws

I'm still waiting for porn of Purple Heart with those cardboard box wings.

She is holding her boobs like a firearm. I want to see her fire them.

Are there a lot of pictures of them in their NEXT forms?

Here.

Noire's NEXT form seems pretty popular, but the others don't get much attention from artists. I've seen maybe one of Blanc's NEXT form, but that's about it.

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I have a total off 3 clawed CPU pics

That happens if you are browsing pictures and just quickly glance at a spoilered post at the same time.

It looks like claws were added in the last minute.

Here's some more claws.

And there were tattoos.

There's a few of Blanc, and that one NSFW by Haru

I like style D where her vagina is dripping wet.

We almost had genki Purple Heart

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That's not purple heart

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This. The claws are amazing.

And we nearly had Black Heart cosplaying as Miku for Purple Heart.

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God damnit never mind

You just went full Nepnep, you never go full Nepnep

Same here except for the minimalist part, having Noire to look at even when away is nice.

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I want to painfully violate Puru and teach her the pleasure of receiving sex, rather than giving it

Wait, what?

I found this statement more humorous than I probably should have.

What a shame , these are all the pics of neps with wings, i got into neps when i saw purple heart with wings, its lovely,

Maybe because of the picture ?

They look like divine butterflies, don't they?

Well thats what matters, never get discouraged user. There are always those out there that will never know that joy.

I guess? Lots of CPU in HDD love right now

As much as I love Compa, I can't do non-minimal backgrounds.

CPUs in HDD are great, but bathhouse neps are pretty high up there as well.

EDITS

Brown Hair didn't seem to work well with this one.

I think you'll have to go beyond a simple hue shift if you want to make Nepgear's hair look good here. The blue and yellow bits in the original image don't play well with a hue shift.

Should I help Noire, or should I spare Nepgear from being bullied this early in the game?

Remove Gear

I haven't played that game, but it seems unwise to further strengthen the strongest nation with your help. Unless you're planning to form an alliance of course.
Save poor Gear

Save Nepgear

Well, I did save Nepgear. She returned the favor by begging for free gold like the whore she is. I gave it to her of course.

All is right with the world.

I wonder how a game of Stellaris would go with neps.

Some of them could use a lesson in learning how to smile though.

You can play as Neps with mods already, no makers though. I think you can also have some Nep empires spawn as AI in your game if you create a bunch in the empire creator.

Forgot pic

None of the other neps have tried to start wars, but Noire has asked me to help her four times now. She even asked about bullying Nepgear a second time just in case I'd changed my mind. She also covets land I own from half way across the map.

I think I've figured out why she has no friends.

Did you help her teach Uni her lessons on being a proper CPU?

Mine has them. Maybe you need an update?

Uni gets bullied relentlessly by neighboring civs in every game I've played with her, so this time I decided to cut her some slack. And besides, Noire's AI is so OP that she could crush Uni like a bug by herself if she wanted to.

Neptune, on the other hand, stuck a city right next to my capital like the presumptuous little turd she is. Why would she do this to me?

She's practically asking for it…

Yeah, I didn't see there was a new version.

Damn, Noire going ham.

Dumping what i've found

Damn.

I JUST WANT PURURUT TO BRUTALLY FUCK MY BATTERED BODY

FUCK

Never ever

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

YOU FUCKING MONSTER YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

YOU FOOL, YOU MESS WITH POWERS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!

I knew Nepthreads were attracting dubs and trips at an alarming rate, but this is unexpected. And yes, it happened before. To me. In a thread killer. With me ending with Gear due to lazy reroll.

so close

Fuck

Goddammit f7b409 what neppery are you up to

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I'm having fun with Neptune. Who doesn't like to have fun?

Well most people prefer their mods to be realistic.

Someone restrain this maniac before he crashes the thread with more quints and quads

Is it over?

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If you kids just ate your eggplants this could have been prevented.

Welp, with those dubs everyone better open up wide. To prevent future disaster, of course.

Guess I'll go eat my なす

WHY

Oh, boy. I'm sorry it turned out like this. I for one welcome our new fruit overlords.

WAIT ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME

EGGPLANTS = FRUITS

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Any edible plant that comes from a flowering plant is classified as a fruit. So if eggplants come from flowering plants, then they are fruit. I'm pretty sure they do.

They are a delicious botanical fruit, also really good for you. Don't you believe me?

This is a bit too much to take in.

This is almost as bad as the whole tomatoes are fruits, actually it's worse because Neps.

Don't believe their lies, I'm certain that this thread has been infiltrated with eggplants.

Well tomatoes come from flowering plants as well, so they are fruits.
Now the terrible issue is that pizza is considered a vegetable because it has tomato sauce on it in public school lunches in order to make it healthier.
Because changing what you call something changes its nutritional value or something.

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Don't be so paranoid, we're all nep fans here.

At least, I understand why Neptune was in my head

She chose me. I finally get what they mean when they say "You don't choose your girl, she picks you"

I can't turn back now…

Those neps be crazy man, try to have some restraint or sanity. We don't need a nep cult meming them into reality via suicide or some shit.

Fucking hell man calm down with those GETs

Man this thread and its post numbers…
Anyway, yeah I think we all know that feel.

Neptune is trying to break out

These nep gets need to cool it. Somethings going to happen that can't be taken back.

My Gear has tried doing that too. Sadly I changed phones recently and the new phone wouldn't let me install the app from QooApp. So I had to download it with a separate file and it won't let me access Gallery mode without crashing the App. It's so saddening.

I can't even access Gallery Mode unless I have Wifi

I don't get it.

Then again I just jailbroke my iPhone and went on from there

inb4 >iPhone

Nothing is gonna happen

Only if it doesn't get memed into existence first.

He is the chosen one, truly a divine being

I was kind of hoping he would've just gotten double 0's this time. and then his next post end in just a single 0.

That being said, this guy is some kind Newtype.

Maybe he'll finally get Neptune to share her pudding.

Delete this thread right now

I wonder who is behind this post

Hello?

I'll ask her when the killers are revealed.

Why contain it?

Ever heard of the saying 'Reality is stranger than fiction?'

sweet god

god speed user, savour that pudding

Fuck.

First image reminds me of Erosu Syndrome.

I kinda wanna make a video where that image is shaking while a DJ Technorch song is playing.

Yep, now I've seen it all. Stellar gets lad.

Four digits for the four goddesses. Five counting IF-chan.

No dubs huh? Better take care of that….

I remember when we just got a ton of dubs but this is getting ridiculous

Wasn't aimin for trips again.

Heres perfect tits though, I hope to meet Neptune in my dreams

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!

Nice dubs at least

Will I end the night with 1488?

now?

Why is Uni so gorgeous? I don't even like petite girls.

Oh well.

Have some oracles in return.

I want to Bully all the neps till they finally realize the full depth of their depravity, desiring the tenderness of a female body.

Drill hair
Maks you want to drill her

Did this madman just deny my chances of getting boned by Pururut?

yes

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I don't know what Dark Forces we're dealing with, but they've helped me to release this after far too long:
user's Gameindustri Adventure 6: Ambush Aftermath
pastebin.com/ZrUexPcs

Can we call him a Neptype ?

Yes. There's still the option of boning her instead.

Welcome brother, you have ascended.

Nice to see some progress from you

this is how true happines feels like

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Exactly. Now he's happy, I'm looking forward to see what will happen.

I haven't managed to choose one myself since they all have a lot going for them. The ball's firmly in their court now.

Don't worry for that, it'll happen one day. You will see or think about something, and then it'll strike to you.

These things take their time user. You'll know when it happens

Ai-chan a cute

Ai-chan is love.

I see what you did there

You don't deserve Plutia as long as you see in her nothing more than a sex toy.

Well, Neptune helped me fall asleep real good despite not appearing in my dreams. I suppose that is good enough

I was the same way. You must wait until you get the natural feeling you have been chosen

Keep studying the girls (Maybe know some Moonspeak) by playing, watching, listening, or reading their source materials and one day, she'll come to you

Well just stumbled upon this. Most of the characters want me to commit suicide.
At least Nepgear, Blanc, Vert, and Noire aren't outright awful, but damn, this sucks.

Uni is the worse thing I've ever heard in my life.

That's not the case though

My waifu ended up being a character from Idolm@sterCinderella Girls when I had zero interest in that franchise and nothing but superficial knowledge about it.

Trying to force your waifu to be from an specific series is just as bad as trying to force her to be one specific character. Just let it happen and be.

Oh man. It really has been quite some time from the last one. I was actually wondering if it would ever get finished a little while back.

Things got intense in college So I had to put AGA on the backburner. What I can promise is more AGA and A Merchant's Journey Goddesses and Goyim over the summer

I wish for a world in which we could be rewarded for our love for neps
With neps

But it's kind of the point that it sounds horrible, it is a parody you know.
I thought it was pretty funny

Don't we all.

Oh yeah, there were definitely parts that I laughed at, but I feel like some characters put in no effort at all (Histoire) or just sounded awful, even if that's what they were going for (Uni).
And Neptune's "Motherfucking house" was overused in the first scene.

Even though it was cringey, I still watched the second episode. Guess that makes me a masochist.

that depends, do you like Ploot?

I feel like you're over-analyzing it, while this type of work doesn't deserve that at all. It's a parody that's meant to be stupid, that's all there is to it. No need to look deep into everything, that can take the fun out of some things in my experience.

Maybe your subconscious decided that it was enjoyable enough to watch the second episode

I only made it a few minutes in the first.
Lazy voice acting is something that really annoys me. I don't mind bad voice acting so much, as long as there's effort.

I hate her in V. Shes okay in the anime though.

Eh… Nepgear was probably the only reason I was watching due to her murderous inner monologue.

Yeah, i understand that sentiment.

I can't really tell the difference between lazy and terrible voice acting.

I agree.

Then again, the moment I see a parodies like that, I instantly assume they will be shit.

Anyhoo…is it time to unleash the killers?

god DAMN I just want to punch plut in the face put an anti crystal collar around her neck an

If you're asking.

rollan

Rolling for noore as usual

best ive ever gotten was mini Compa, lets try for the real thing

I'll give it a roll too, even though I posted them.

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And reroll for lazy CPU. Vert for evens, Gear for odds.

Rolling!

FINALLY!

I'm fine with Vert. She breaks my Gear chain though.

Letsa go!

I'll go with Peashy because I want to *h*ug her

Heh, 2 Caves

Im sure that Neptune will say yes now that I got Compa in the roll!
Let me take Compa Neptune!

Rolling

Vert, are you fine with breaking Gear's chain to stay with me this thread ?

Gear, not too worried about Vert doing so ?

I'll deal with it for the best nurse.

Now then…

Neptune, don't give me pudding!

Lady Noire, want to play some games with me?

Uni, can we go to the local Lastation gun range today?

Aha! Double negative!

Don't know what to think about it.

Good luck with that

Nice reverse psychology.

How to say it… You shocked her ?

Vert, let me squeeze your chest.

You shouldve known that Noire isn't very good at having fun

Uni doesn't want to go to the range with anyone it seems

You finally got pudding, nice

For a time, all I seemed to get was either Compa or IF.

I wonder what I'll get this time!

Rollan

Askan, will you cheer for me?

you got Ran-Ran, take good care of her so Leanbox doesn't fall apart!

I'll try my best! I finished the first chapter of my Compa story today and had 2 guys from the steam group read it

Damn, I'll get it next thread.

Eight roommates. You're in for a world of pleasure and pain

Drop it here if you can, or on the Steam group thread, I'd love reading it too

Now then…

Nepgear, are you boring?

really? its pretty lewd sometimes and its the first thing ive written since high school

You should feel wrong, playing with Gear's insecurities.

Not a problem with that. I've written worse.

pastebin.com/tgyvsQn8
Pls no bully

I had to try.

We have a steam group?

I'm glad that you enlightened us with that pun.

Time to be a smart ass.
Nepgear, are you going to tie me up on the bed?

Nepgear, will you give me some of your panties with your autograph on them?

Well then, thats even better.

I guess I now understand why Vert and Gear are launching themselves in some competition about me. Two knocks, anyone ?

The Steam Group link is on the OP.

yes we do, I'm the group leader
8ch.net/nep/res/3211.html#q3241

Nepgear, does a dimension of Cat Gears exist?

rollin

Also me and Elementor are going to play Insurgency, if anyone else wants to join feel free to.

Hey Noire, can I go out with your sister?

I won't lie, it sounds exciting.

Looks like she wants you for herself. Or wants to see how you treat a woman before she givesyou the go ahead.

Can I bully you Uni?

Well then, can we go to a firing range together?

I'm halfway on it, and I'm enjoying it thus far. Simple, clear and full of what matters the most - love

Noire, let's spar.

I'll read it later, and let you know what I think about it if you want.

And it's finished. Same comments as for the first half. It's worth its place on the stories' pastebin, and you should ask for it.

Uh, reroll?

It's going to be added shortly. A family member's laptop updated to windows 10 by itself and I'm fixing it.

Another one bites the dust. Have fun.

Looks like theres something worse than Yanderegear coming for you

Neptune let's have pudding together

Though, both thread killers have been dropped down before page 10

For once, such a change isn't a bad thing. It's good to mix things to make them more interesting.

I'll write more I didn't think I was good enough to go into the pastebin I guess

Neptune, will I still get pudding?

I see, you were fooling me

I'm looking forward more of it.

lel

well I'll try just for you user

Darn, no Chick Chicky Boom for me

Give it a try for you before anyone else. I appreciate the thought and it's nice to read some comment like that, though.

Blanc, may I remove your hat?

Is it just me or has the frequency of GETS been abnormally high since we got the quints?

It has

I already do, but after reading one of the other Compa stories I realized that I'm doing a good job keeping it pretty clean. Compa's too nice to do some of those things

Off by one

So crazy these Nep threads. Nice dubs.

we must claim all the GETs for the Neps.

Someone else could get quints this thread too. Only about 900 away.

I wouldn't even be surprised.

Someone should get it by asking the CPUs a question. Not that theres a thing for quints.

Vert, Gear, should I write a continuation to one of my stories ?

I hope you're not lewding them too severely.

Not at all, but a decent answer should help more.

Same question, second attempt.

Now I feel trolled. But I'll follow Gear, since she's my wife after all.

Something original, so it is.

Staying responsible and faithful is important user, never mistreat a caring nep

I couldn't. It may sound silly, but I have an objective in life now, thanks to her. And I won't give up thanks to her… Or because of her.

Similar, lets make it happen!

This doesn't sound silly. Myself and others here can relate.

Does anyone have that Nep loss edit about Nepgear's underwear

While we are many here feeling that way, I can't help but feeling it as silly, at times. Mostly because I actually didn't believe it before it happened.

Didn't save it, sorry.

Of course its silly, that doesn't mean we can't be better people for it. Its better than sitting around and whining.

If you can find motivation to better your life, and make it a habit forged by discipline, go give it your all user

Of course. Still, thanks for the support, both of you. Not that I really needed it, but it's always good to know that there are people behind you, no matter who you are.

I wish you the best that may happen.

There will be A nice Get Real soon.

thats my package center code!

We could never abandon ONE OF US ONE OF US

gonna check it for Compa

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You really sure?

Because its here

Neptune, let me become Cuban Pete and Chick Chicky Boom you.

You're late on the news. But it's not like we were looking for these anyway.

What matters are the neps. For the best and for the worst.

Noire get.

And we missed it

What are the chances of having two quints in one thread? But if we did, then I'd think the Neps really are with us here.

Well fuck me. We got three in one thread.

dammit

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah!

NO WE DIDNT!

HOLY MONGREL

hell yes

The fucking autists for this shitty series stole the get? Really? Sonyggers.

What else are you going to do with this concentrated weeb autism. Besides accidentally get mediocre gets.

And the salt is already flowing. See for example.

Not even above the Civilization user and we have all this

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Fresh salt

stay mad lads, we're gonna stay cozy

Congrats, Nepthread! You did it!

We also had the precedent one

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sheeeit

It's always the nep threads.

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rolling

who wants to go sauna?

Want to play some games, Pururut?

Blanc can I take off your hat

But I want to take off your hat

Blanc please hug me

If Blanc won't let me take off her hat, what if I wear her hat

May I wear Blanc's hat

New thread is ready to roll and waiting for page 15.

You will make her mad again with your insistence.

It's alright I suppose, I'm already having pudding with Nep

Can I live at the basilicom?

CUCKED AGAIN

Implying Im mad.
All gets are shit some gets are less shit then others.

Poor thing who doesn't understand the fun of having gets with neps. I pity you.

mad enough to reply

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