Why do faggots keep picking shitty meme birds like emus and eagles and casowaries?

Why do faggots keep picking shitty meme birds like emus and eagles and casowaries?

Yeah, they're OP shit (casowaries are broken shit) but I can zerg rush those faggots with the humble chickens/hens.

meanwhile you faggots can only summon one cassowarie I'll be making millions of hens and chickens, I can literally make some industrial farms and zerg rush with infinite units your meme emus.

chickens are the trully master race.

Pick those meme teams, I'll be zerg rushing you on the ground while using a team of ducks as my navy and some few condors as top stump your eagles memes.

Stay pleb and wondering how low tier units rape you in the ass.

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This is a good thread.

Bloody hell, I put sage in the subject field. Shit.

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the Pukeko

Do you think you are funny making a knock off of a shit meme like Ed, Edd, and Eddy MMO? Pro tip: You aren't.

Immune to chicken zergrush bullshit, faglord.

You're almost as bad as the peacocks.

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