Summer invitation to Holla Forumsandcraft

Originally meant as a simulation for "real world" politics, the nameless idea of Holla Forumsandcraft came into fruition when an anonymous serverfag took inspiration from a random image found on Holla Forums of a well-built beach house, and literally 19 minutes later, started a thread with an idea to start a minecraft server. "Holla Forumscraft" was one suggestion that came into conflict with wowfags, so we opted for "Holla Forumsandcraft" instead. It was also initially intended to be a towny server, not a faction server.

The goal of Holla Forumsandcraft is to establish politically based factions and the factions will work as "governments". To simulate politics, we have no extra plugins for economy or any of that. It's a pretty "rules light" server and the only real thing that will get you banned is combat hacking, besides that we're pretty loose about what happens.

The server also implements a custom resource pack to "increase immersion" into "politics" :^).

IP: polandcraft.tk

Hosted in USA, Spigot 1.9.4, Survival factions server.
Our current map began May 24th and is 4k long.

Read the server's history: polandcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Holla Forumsand_Wiki

Leave.

POLSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You should also leave.

if you don't like minecraft fucking leave, its a great game shit on only by people who are too stupid to understand it or too lazy to give it a try

POLSKA

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Prior to the Hunger Update maybe. If you seriously like the bullshit it's become you can go back to reddit.

Is there a jew faction? I feel like playing easy mode.

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hunger is not a nice addition, but it doesn't ruin the game. none of the additions do, you are blowing it out of proportion as retards commonly do.

I never said the game was shit nigger. Jesus are you this buttmad over minecraft? I guess Summer really is here.

They do. They really do. It turned the game in to a semi survival sandbox in to an over complicated piece of shit. If you want to defend it so much you can go to reddit like I told you to do before.

i have nothing to prove to you

You guys have a shit taste

What an edgy 14 year old response. Hope you enjoy Highschool champ.

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No thanks, I want to build things other than giant dicks.

Fashy.

Might play it later.

This has /civ/craft autism written all over it.
I wouldn't be surprised if the OP is gitgud, the faggot admin of Hatestation that tried to do this same exact thing back in February on omegachan.

autism

:DDD

Oh for fuck's sake, are you serious? Is vannilla minecraft too complicated for you? What's complicated about eating bread first and meat later to get the most out of Satiation? What's complicated about having a second meter of hunger that refills when you eat as well? What's complicated about Enchanting or Alchemy? What's really that complicated in the game?

Because there are a crap ton of mods out there made by people for people that think the game is boringly simple. That it simply doesn't have enough in vannilla. And you're gonna say it's "too complicated"?
Just how fucking bad can you be at videogames? It's the easiest game to understand in the whole world with the exception of Redstone autism.

FYI, that guy meant you were blowing the effects of hunger out of proportion, that it doesn't ruin the game as much as retards like to claim it does.

silly user, its a waste of time for them

holy damn, son

That's not even half of it, to be honest.

And I still want to make it bigger.

trying to log into your server and getting this

This is what the game is about. Building wonderful things, survival mode is ok, but creative is where it's at.

I tear up when I think of the great things I've built on my old server before, arcades, minigames and everything done using pure vanilla redstone before I got banned for hijacking admin privs using a command block loophole, pretended to be the main admin and banned a trigger baby SJW mod that I also tortured into tears telling her she was no good and a useless member of the staff, however I was caught redhanded and permabanned on all my alts and IP

picdump related: an arcade game with custom soundtrack I wrote and built using noteblocks, an actual score system, score display, multiple stages, mechanism to ensure fair play, payouts, all sorts of special effects, math logic under the hood that determined how much the payout should be in case of a win based on how much diamonds a player loaded in.

it was rigged in my favor

I wish there was a proper non-kiddie server that was fully vanilla, like old times.

I built a god damn empire out of my arcade business, and was in the middle of building a legit automatic casino with real, playable blackjack when I was banned

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It's fucking Minecraft, there's nothing to understand, you place blocks and occasionally kill things that slowly walk towards you.
You're talking like it's Dwarf Fortress or some shit. Holla Forums has such shit taste in vidya, it's embarrassing.

It's a pretty erratic picdump, but I just posted what I had.

Basically I forgot to mention that it had a digital timer, that was displayed on the base of the Tiki head.

It was about 15 seconds per stage, with 7 stages total. If it ran out, you would lose.

If you win, you progress to next stage.

Stage 7 paid out in full with lvl 30 enchanted gear and diamonds and stuff. It was great.

On the right you can see the scoreboard. It was displayed in binary because I didn't have a big enough plot to fit in a decimal display, those are bulky.

Diamonds were paid by throwing the diamonds into the water stream. The golden plate ensured that only one player was able to play at a time (it measured how many players were standing on it)

All in all, everything on the top was just the output. The brains of the build are all underneath, in a giant hole about 13x13x30 in size.

My post related, if you know how to play it its pretty great. However…


Unless you do Redstone or hardcore financial domination type play, you should go play lego, because thats what it is.

Too much autism

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Minecraft is a shitty game and if you're really from Holla Forums you would know that video games are degenerate and wouldn't be posting here.

if it was a shitty game it would not have be as popular with practically zero advertisement.

It's a contrarian Holla Forums opinion to hate Minecraft.

With 12 year olds.

It was kc tier and it was on Holla Forums

why do you think OP posts here? because on Holla Forums his thread gets immediately deleted, OP is a faggot and this game is shit.

Holla Forums only plays strategy games and a few exceptions like red orchestra, etc.

12 year olds were the ones that never played it due to graphics being too ugly.

I was there. The audience was 20-30 year olds solely, until the modding community released 32x32 and 64x64 texture packs.

Get a load of this bait.

You're a newfag, thats why you know Minecraft as the kiddie game.

Holla Forums was among the first to play this game when it was first released. I can still remember the buzzing threads of autism.

Multiplayer is for hunting people. Blowing their things up and killing them with traps if PVP is disabled. I also liked to make massive lag machines with redstone.

I built a massive fortress once, but it was all lost because the admin was a prick.

Never playing Minecraft again, though. I played it so much that I never want to touch it again.


It became a kiddie game way after all the old people played it too much and quit. Then it became massively popular when we were all sick of it already.