Problems

Fuck off, Rugga

Oh yeah dude, I'm kind of pathetic, I'm suprised I didn't become an SJW or some shit.

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heh

Am I allowed to look at this

I pretend to be my dad when I talk online into the mic.

The first time I had to talk on a mic, I panicked and didn't want anyone to know who I was, so I pretended to be my dad. I used his name and everything.

As people wanted more personal reactions, I'd still pretend to be him. I'd talk about the brutal divorce I went through, my personal thoughts on things, politics, etc.

He paids for all my stuff, so even on paperwork it would look like I was my dad since it's what all the money went to and from was legally his stuff.

It got weird one day when someone asked what I did for a living and they happened to be in a related field (utilities). I didn't actually know anything about my dads work (vaguely he worked at a electrical distribution center). So I pretended I had to go. Some of the questions I was asked were technical.

I remembered what they were and when I saw my dad next, I asked him what someone would say to that. He told me and I would later recite what I was told. Apparently it worked.

I knew this wasn't going to be the last time this happened. So I went into the garage and got all my dads training manuals and study material for when he was passing certification to be an operator.

I read through most of them, even able to answer questions in the practice sections. It dawned on me that, after a few months, I had gained a lot of technical information on how to handle substation operations.

I'd continue this facade to the point that I'd start doing it in public with strangers. Introducing myself to them with my dads name. Even once running into someone who worked in the exact same job but from another utility company from upstate. I made up some stories about dealing with the recent rolling blackouts, to the point he seemed to be trying to keep up with me in terms being involved.

I even took it further where I adopted many of my dads mannerisms in how he dealt with people in business, social events, even talking to the ladies. I had poor interactions my entire life with woman. But when I started to mimic the way my dad would flirt, I started noticing an uncanny ability to get girls to do anything I wanted. I was perfectly confident doing this because I was just pretending to act this way. So I never really saw it as me doing it. This is also when I lost my virginity (now being in college).

I don't know why I did this. I told my dad about it and he didn't seem to understand. He thought we were playing games so he said "Ok I'll pretend to be you…" then he stopped and started trying to think how to pretend to be me, and it was like it dawned on him the reality of what I just told him.

Things were weird for a while and I moved out eventually. To this day I always feel like I have two modes. One where I am just regular, and then one where I pretend to be my dad to get shit done.

I really should have just talked into the mic like a normal person.

I thought I'd meet someone who would kind of understand

Can't suck dick like OP

Imitation is the highest form of flattery, mate.

At least you learned some shit ah? I makes sense, it's easier to play a character because it's just a show, my teacher in college used to say how much more confident a dumb character I made up was compared to how I usually am.

such a good post to come out of such a shit thread

Can't crash planes with no survivors.

I got that shit locked down nigga.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TRUE

yeah dude, i should rink more often so that my low quality posting draws out the gold.

What a story

Norman Bates-tier autism
It's funny because I was watching Psychose the other day.

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Holy shit, that's some extreme form of autism right there, m8.

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You really shouldn't have, think about everything you've learned and done thanks to your autism.

From pretending to be your dad on mic, to learning about utilities, to getting laid.
I cannot make fun of this, I'm simply impressed.
It's like weaponized autism.

dude you are a legend

i can't talk on mic
my non english accent is soo obvious
if i talked on mic the bully will start

aww

Are you that one slav kid in a game who can't speak English properly, but is also really friendly in an autistic sorta way?

I always help that kid whenever I can.

nah i am worse
arab
JUST

allahu akhbar

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You guys are literally clinically retarded.

no u

I think you need to pull an Aldrich on your dad, user.

fucken saved

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Fuck you I was first.

It could be worse; at least you're not a coon, kike, gypsy, or currynigger.

why's it narrow?

Browser not in full screen. I'm shopping for new undies at the same time.

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what kind of undies?

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Expensive ones. One doesn't go checking out sets when you go for the cheap ones, that you just do in the store.

frilly one?

As far as internet bully goes, that's probably the worst thing to be.

Just embrace it and always play explosives-focused characters/classes.

Why do you care?

user this is important

Stop watching anime you cuck.

Yes, frilly.

user, show me

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Is this how Hitler became the person he was after WW1? Using his autism to pretend he was the Kaiser?

Goddamn son.

I wish I had a dad I could imitate.

Fuck off

Show him you slut

user please this is important

No, the point of them are is that they need VIP access to see them.

You don't have to play coy user

show booty then

Must be hard being black user

god dammit user, this is crucial to the current state of vidya, please

Your cock doesn't need VIP access. no homo

Just post it

user you've mentioned it and now you gotta show us
do it

That's not odd at all. That's what fathers are for you know, you are supposed to adopt their style from time to time. Don't feel like an imposter, you are a part of his flesh and blood.

Basically 'tits or gtfo' I'm choosing 'gtfo' then.

well isn't that just my lucky day, I have VIP access

play vidya naked

Dude, you used autism to get laid.

We're approaching a new age here, this shit is groundbreaking step

fuck both of you

Oh user, look.

You gotta post it now

hm. thanks for a fun and interesting story, user

no gtfo
undies now, you fag

Wait what? how does that help?

plz user

This isn't your blog faggot.

you guys fucked up in ganging up on him, if you would have let me charm my way in you'd have panties by now

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This is the part where I shitpost and make a ton of blog post esque threads and get b&

Should've let use his dad's flirting techniques

kek

havent seen that copypasta in a while

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witnessed

Not asking you to show tits, you retard. Just post a picture of the fucking panties.

Holla Forums - Panties

I blame you

oh shit, i got teh quads

Panties are hotter than women

tfw you're too shy to erp

Shouldn't have started about your gay shit then, attentionfag

Why would you want to anyway.

I once played DnD with the Fenoxo forums.

Never again.
You're better off that kind of garbage.

^

erp is for teenagers and furries anyways

more like too gay to talk on mic you fucking fag lmao

hey boneranon, is that you?

because no one will ever know that you are naked

no one will know but you and me user

ha, only if they're cute

I'm naked

That would mean you and the other user would be practically married.

Leading roles will always fuck up. It's just a thing that happens.
A good leader however realizes they fucked up and adapts his plans.

tfw too shy to admit you're a furry to other anons

are you? srsly

Oh, sorry. I just assumed that you were all the same person talking to yourself.

I'll get naked for u user

pics or gtfo

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good, furries are shitty people

but we are

;w;

suck my dick fag

I'm too drunk to properly follow whatever the fuck is going on.

Rampant homosexuals and also people who want to see my panties even though I very clearly stated that I won't do that.

I'll take upload a pic of my undies if you upload a pic of yours

It's almost as if you people don't know how to have fun sometimes, honestly.

you really want to see some faggy chub with the face of a 12 year old?

Yeah, but it's cold user.

dont forget the timestamp

nobody wanted to see you IN the panties, they just wanted to see like a shitty store picture. the fact you resisted so hard is why people are so interested you fucking faggot.

They are interested 'cuz they think I'm a guy, that's the hilarity of it.

Do you like bears? because that's the only thing I can offer in exchange

THATS IT BOYS, SHOWS OVER, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

OH NO

Who the fuck ever stated that?

I still want to see the panties.

Fuck off Tyrone

to think this will all blow over with a pic of undies.
my offer still stands

n-no…!

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well I wont get off on it at the very least

do it you fucking slut

I did post on cuteboys once in the chubby thread, and put stuff on Xhamster.

link?

you also do cam shows for old men right?

Welp, I'm going to regret posting this on a chan, but whatever xhamster.com/user/HugChub
I'm yucky.

I was talking to an older guy an via pm, and I have fooled around with one, and a couple guys closer to my age.

Jesus fucking Christ just shows us the damned panties so everyone can move on.

What's the big deal?
You're either a landwhale or a tranny and you don't want us to see your man hands holding the panties.

wait a minute, so you have literally made porn but you have anxiety with talking in vidya?

ABSOLUTELY
DEGENERATE

God no, that would be even worse.

I'm not a nigger!

I'm fucked up dude, but the whole porn thing isn't live.

I shouldn't have clicked that link.

oh you're not who I thought you were

hahahaaha

Ok Jamal.

Maybe look at the minimap you trash. Why are SEA players on white only servers?

well, there goes my erection

you're not fucked up, theres nothing wrong with being a dirty little cumdumpster

Or I'm just not a slut, idiot.

everyone is a slut user

Everyone

haha, I got that shit day one too, dat let down, I do have a monster pc too though

I'm surprised you have as many views as you do.

excuse me but you're not sleeping with us

you're american yeah?

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What's slutty about showing your panties?
You're a tranny alright.

gee I wonder

nigger…

I know dude, I guess it's just the chub community, they seem to love my stuff.

britfag

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nice to see another bong

I wouldn't mind fucking you

reminded me of embed related.

yay :)

Yeah you should tell my bf then he'd be surprised.

oh wait this is the thread for degenerates to pityjerk to

Shouldn't you people be on leddit or cuckchan with all the other SJWs?

So you're a gay tranny?

I'm in Cumbria though

We'll be your bfs, user

nice.
pics of your new undies side by side with your lover's undies.
this'll be great. do it.

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Dang, I'd probably be dissapointing to you anyway

hey, you know if you have to travel more than 100kms then its a guaranteed fuck right?

whoa whoa there,

when there's a will there's a way

its not enough to imagine dick but to strive for it

I don't talk on mic either, but for completely different reasons.

No fucking shit they do, /cuteboys/ is a board that exists, has existed for a while, and is among the top 20 most active.

Why is it so easy to sniff out trannies?
You're all a bunch of unstable, attention-whoring, no-fun allowed cunts.

maybe but ya never know

I don't know about that

Heck, I give it up if someone meets for fun times close to me because I feel pressured to have to do it.

Okay you fucking faggot.

Put the panties on a table and take a picture; I want to see the panties, not you wearing them, cunt.

I thought that it was pedoshit.. Not a stretch for pedos to be homos it is all the same shit.

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On an unrelated note, check out this lasagne I made

Go eat at the table like a decent human being.

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Nice lad, I just made myself an omelette with some white rice.

That's one ugly plate.

kill yourself

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I stumble on my words if I don't

You don't have a great voice though

this has a pull-out table, and I live alone, so fuck you nigger

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You actually think you have a great voice?

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e03656 is officially the biggest faggot on--

e03656 is officially the queen of Holla Forums

great stock image

tits with timestamp or GTFO

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no one cares anymore

But how would it fit your schlong? Have you no fashion sense?

See.
Was it really that hard?
How do you hide your dick?

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if for any reason someone cares enough to send a msg or something, heres a throwaway email I'm using for shit. [email protected]

Don't sit so close to the mic, no one needs to hear your tongue movements mate

You cunt. Where's the timestamp.

You're delusional so there's no point arguing with you.

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but you do

Same. But as usual we don't care and do it nonetheless.

Jesus Christ user. That's some top tire autism, with a side of Norman bates into it.

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That's the point. I'm saying having an accent is better than sounding like I do

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oh. it went over my head

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post tits

ok.

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inb4 Falklands

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I refrained from being even more rude.

Almost had me there.
Underaged people and degenerates on hormones out.

Reported for being underage b& :^)

It checks out m8

VEGEMITE M8 CUNT KANGAROO

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OH FUCK

Live with your mistakes, gayfag

What the fuck do I do?

Aussies accents are cute

fucking kill yourself you cancerous redditfaggot

Are you high m8?

IT WILL LIVE FOREVER

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If you banned every person in this thread the board would be noticeably better.

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It's to accents what sheep is to meat, unusual but has a nice taste to it.

nice dubs
you spanish blows me away, it's much better.
I should have practiced what I could as a child living with my FoB relatives

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As said

ONE OF US ONE OF US

I say ban the whore and quality of life would improve

Aaaaand a nice thread whent to the loop

Oh cmon we're just having fun, no need to get pissed

nobody knows who you are, we're just laughing together user

I don't have a mic so I don't talk much

I used my 2$ phone kit for this
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That's a good one

seriously go back to 4cuck

wtf happend is this summer ?
why is everyone begging to see girl panties ?
is this the 14-17 year old board ?

look at thoses quad ….

Shut up you fucking retard

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If you're not gay why were you buying frilly undies?

Checkmate.

you sound familiar

Tranny panties.

OOSH
FITE ME IRL NIGGER
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That's pretty good.

Fucking faggots.
Remove yourself you degenerate.

End it yourself you lazy cunt.

It is a pretty awful thread.

Where are the video games?

:p

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Anonymous imageboard.

You're just some guy or girl with panties. You could be a cat for all we care.

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Kinda sounds like cr1tical or the user that made the forrest gump vocaroo

oh fuck I actually laughed.

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why would people know how your underwear look like?

know that feel
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But you are.

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that's pretty much what you want at this point

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I love this thread by the way, thanks guys, was having a pretty bad day but you made it all better

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i wish i was half as talented as cr1tikal

Fucking niggers. I live with a chink and he eat from the pot on the sofa from the fucking pot I swear! Fuckin pigs

user, please

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You planned it all along, didn't you? You coy little boy.

You forgot:

Jesus why

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It's some black panties, how many black panties do you think exist on this board? We had already stablished that there are at least 3 girls and a fag posting on this same thread

I love this.

Are you autistic?
Not Holla Forums autistic but actually autistic?

He could also just move out and not be a fag.
Tits or gtfo

Made me laugh.

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Also, rude.

m8, just run with it.

No idea, I was diagnosed with autism as a child several times by several different doctors, but never quite got a conclusive diagnosis.

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Well, for one this house has no heating, thereby making the kitchen cold as fuck, and secondly it's lonely eating at a table meant for 5 by yourself

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Some days pete,some days

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Fug, wrong link.

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See

yup dun fucked up

Good job cunt

>Want to send my suave voice to this thread
Is a shit to be a phone lurker sometimes

Thanks user

There is a guy in the planetside 2 threads you should meet.

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Do you have shit net or something? Most phones just have a record function.

Oh lord. What the fuck.

You know exactly what is meant.
Tits= Breasts
On you.
Either way, I think it's time to get out.

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Oh you.

Ok, sorry user
An acceptable thread.
At least is different from the others general, bait or what's her name thread

Say, "My name is Inígo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Alright, see you never cunt

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wrong link user, you fucked up

Because he a slut

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Thanks so much, mate!

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I can understand that user. But improving your lifestyle a little step everytime is a nice way to fill up those 5 chairs

I've asked him that and he said
I wonder how this savage have got a wife, and is a heart surgeon usually they should be acculturated

help please

you fucked up fam

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I'm unironically gay so I chose an iPhone

It's funny how you all sound like a bunch of pre-pubescent retards.

Really puts into perspective all the faggotry on Holla Forums.

First of all it's pure undiluted faggotry, second, the only MP I play tend to be with anons and there's quiet a few non native english speaker here, me included, who have a shite accent and/or pronunciation, third it's distracting as fuck, finally nothing will derail and fuck up a group as hard as a femanon saying something.

Is it me or since last week or so the captcha have become shittier ?

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I'm 24

If you can find the mp3 file after recording it some other way, you can upload that to vocaroo

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i dont know if that's better or worse

All my friends are americlaps or euromutts, I can't just invite them over to talk the shit for an arvo

No the fact is pic related

I swear, sometimes I hate my mother to have gifted this shit.
no I don't, because is my mom but it piss me off having applesay I love to your mothers anons

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I also served in the Army for a 4 year contract

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Why don't you just record it on your phone and upload the file then?

I kind of want to try vocaroo now

Just for once, should I?

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says the one guy too puss to use vocaroo

i fucking hate my voice and i even said some shit faggot

Best way to tell her.

There was an attempt
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Holy shit what the fuck happened to this thread

Naaaa, just tried. If I click upload it goes to the library for the pics and not the recordings

i am not up to sufficient quality with microphones
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But I'm not an incestus degenerate

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Are you saying kill you are self, or just saying "your" in a fancy way?

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But you end up with retard inbreed user. Is bad for you especially because its immoral

What?

Come on fam

Four out of what?

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That left for you to decide.

You need to drop the porn user. That shit ain't health for you, no sane person like facials

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I thought it was supposedly good for the skin- either way, it's not hydrofluoric acid, it doesn't hurt.
Just do it.

Faggot

STOP THE PRESSES FAM

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WAIT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
YUROPOOR HERE

user, autist people is known to be extremely smart or creative. Autism is not always an insult, or at least usually used to insult extremely creative people.

Nigger, put some castlevania music and pretend you're Dracula while eating. Isa lot less lonely that way.

Pretty sure if they use vocaroo or have the guts to use it, they probably are prepubescents.

Why are you even here user? Don't you have a Nigro to let get you cucked?

Kind off. I remember that article of the hot grill using semen to keep the wrinkle away. Not sure how scientific that is.

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The God Emperor has won.

Reminds me of a voicefag from tf2c
is you scratch?

(check)
Yep, rain man was autistic and was a math genius. Same with A beautiful mind

that table is not fit for that music, trust me

Running around with your pants on your head isn't being creative.

8/10 reply. made me laff

Nigger, just sit on the table.

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YOU'RE NOT MY MUM, FUCK YOU

Game is dead and has been for months

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reported

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FOUR OUT OF FUCKING FIVE

Oh yes

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True. They don't need to like them, tho. Also, this

Aw fuck, did this happen just now?
checked

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You got me!

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It won't fit

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Oh my god, this is going to drive me mad !
You sound like someone off a mumble server I frequent.

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dickies

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??????????????

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Diagnosed anxiety and autism :)

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How can you diagnose Anxiety ? That's like diagnosing anger it's meaningless, anxiety is a symptom, something that's felt, it's not a cause or a longer term illness.

Then again American doctors will tell any moms that their kids suffer from a thousand illness to avoid being sued in case they missed one.

Is cripplechan acting up again? I can't access any of the images.

i live in kangaroo fucker land
and yes you are right

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hahah fuck, dubs confirm

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why so awkward, m8? should've just said "imagine me humping your face" or something

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I am not a witty man.

I really can't see what images you nigs are uploading. Internet's working fine. Is the site on the fritz?

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not for me

It works on my machine

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